Got Any Gwapes?

[HeartOfTheNoob]

This isn't exactly how it goes. Watch The Duck Song to see the whole story, it's really funny.

[iM450Nx]

Im going to hit you 

[iM450Nx]

im gonna hit you that is my favoutite joke 

[iM450Nx]

im gonna hit you

[ManofMystery89]

Ha, ha, ha, ha! I remember hearing this joke years ago, and it's still funny.

[cockmylove]

you completely ruined the joke for me you prick

[willyGMS]

wtf is a gwape???????

[boehagen]

LMAO i didnt bother to watch sorry i jus put it on pause and put this comment becuz i find the real commercial hysterically funnier than this. That was the best winterfresh commercial, it's sad that its not on here oh well! and it was staples not nails.

[Chives009]

you suck at telling jokes man. sorry to tell you.

[leotrules]

copy cattrer

[irocz0r]

Horrible.

[jacobyfilms205]

YOUR MOMS MY FAV ORITE JOKE NO JK

[Humanprx]

oh i get it lol since he didnt have any nails the duck kept bothering him he he he

[KarmicOmen]

"Duck wants into a hardware store and asked the manager, "Got any gwapes?"

It was a TV commercial several years back with a man telling this joke. I loved it! Does anyone remember the TV commercial and what product it was for?

[DNMarti]

Does anyone know what commercial played out this joke. I keep thinking it was a winterfresh fresh commercial but cant find it.

[Brewtuhl]

I think it is winterfresh. I can't find it either though.

[applejak84]

i thought it was a sprite commercial. i'll investigate it though

[nemesis6014]

It definitely was a winterfresh commercial.

[chriswild1122]

Do you have autism?

[SeanOrange]

No no no. See, the DUCK has autism.

[TheStrangestSara]

I love this one,and I have another one that's kind of similar:

A little girl walks into a corner store and says, 'You got any boid seeds?'

The clerk says, 'No, I'm sorry young lady, we don't sell bird seeds here.

Same thing happens five days in a row, on the last day, the clerk is so angry he yells at the girl to never go back.

The next day the little girl shows up and says, 'You wanna buy a dead boid?'

[thejman2041]

ya gonna drink that mountain dew in the background

[faketrout]

I did drink it. Back in August.

[TheBKLounge25]

that sucks, its staples!!!

[mattc2007]

its got any staples moron

[b33b01kuro]

it works both ways u douche

[jeremysfilms5]

ur retarded

[NLind]

there's also a version where it's set in a bar.

[burningmonkey22]

that was the funniest joke ever

[SeanOrange]

You asked for it. And I'm not sorry.

Hahahaha.

[BikerTrashWolf]

Great joke, I just told this joke to some of the guys on my platform earlier this week. they loved it

[tfgangsta123]

i dont get it

[AustinKay]

Hahaha that was pretty good, I was expecting it to be something where the duck says put the money on my bill, but I'm glad that wasn't it :P