Chanel 9 Neus

[MegaTwanneke]

psssssssssssssssssssssssssssss­sssshit

[libbaT]

Methe tetetete tetetete methe te te te tehhh!!!

[Padata3000]

PIGHARDIA

[dageezerboi]

i loved the fast show but this channel 9 stuff was just shit and went on for ages

[minihats]

and its alternator, dining alternator fc, they're by far the greatest team, the world has ever seen

[rl1712]

Sporting Club BANG!!!

[Shadowthrone08]

I iz here wif my main man BOUTROS BOUTROS GHALI

[bradders1011]

Piiiighardia

[hazardous1990]

Boutros Boutros Gali!

[1860george]

what language is this?

[raegaldorn]

@1860george its a mixture of lots of stuff, Spanish I think some Portuguese, and general rambling and made up words

[neo12341234]

I like orgazma gizmo better 1:07

[pmassive]

That Antonios Gubba is as Mad as a box of frogs!

[Alexthegreatbelgian]

Antonios, mentale!

[pmassive]

Nina Bayer Sager for the Cup.

[hkfan1980]

I love the fast show :D ths show introduced me to Chris Waddle XD

[pirkkalahemmo]

I love scorchio but when i see nimbo cumulos i will cry.

[hardhouseraver82]

hahaha antonio, mentale !!!!!



[00die00991]

il costa scorchio

[irkibby]

We showed this to someone the other day. He said WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING, IT AINT EVEN IN ENGLISH!!

[Benwrex]

Scorchio!!!

[joelwarfe306]

The best comedys ever shown on the bbc were The fast show, Ruddy hell its harry and paul and Fawlty towers.

[antofa123]

Antonios Gubba: Interuptor Bastardo 0

[pmassive]

I always wanted to go to a place where people will always greet you with a warm bueno estente and the weather is always scorchio.

[brabazon10]

shitto shitto Benidorm..que?

[koastel]

anthonios anthonios, mentale!!

[whatlooksrightisrigh]

It's just normal. Boutros Boutros Ghali.

[CtotheWalker]

Pssssssssssssssssssssssssssssh­it.

[Animatrixx]

I cannot hear Chris Waddle without thinking how delighted he was that he was suddenly being talked about - but how! LOL

And I had a mate whose cat was names Boutros Boutros Gali! LOL

[WELLBRAN]

@Animatrixx must have been a bloody mouthfull calling the cat in at the back door the neighbours thought that house was MAD

[Animatrixx]

I cannot hear Chris Waddle without thinking how delighted he was that he was suddenly being talked about - but how! LOL

[lkmrn325]

3:06

[DeanoTheLegend87]

I still dream of the day when i can get a cielyn gizmo.

[WELLBRAN]

@DeanoTheLegend87 I got one....but not in that colour

[GlennBeckMurder]

SCORCHIO

[witten1993]

@1.40 sounds like me talking Spanish..

[drees71]

I can never see Tony Gubba's name without calling him in a low voice, 'Antonios Gubba'...god, I'm pathetic...

[fuckamericanidiot]

mentale!

[HudsonHawk22]

cloudio

[jarskkii]

Republica presente. Tottera mia ken tessera. CHAAANNELLL NIIIINE

[hkfan1980]

this show brough chris waddles name to non brits XD

[BustyGretchen]

Win-a-curry, lmao

[The69ersFC]

Psssssshhhit

[Jenjenkiwi]

Cielyn gizmo!!

[SharkNXT]

1:17 this face :)

[crescentguys999]

what a weird coincidence, one of my favorite autors, charlie highson, was the co-creator of this show!

[Bungle2000000000]

they never make shows like this now.

[Stokie09123]

AFC Silence cracked me up :L :L

[daveke27]

Antonio... Mentale xD

[Murderdogs]

PIGHARDIA!

[tick999]

showed my spanish girlfriend this.. she loved it ahaha jajajaa. me suda la polla PUTA!

[Sparta2310]

Buenos estenta - Boutros Boutros-Ghali

[Yenardo]

23 people doesn't understand them...!

[fairealitymedia]

es es es es es es es es...........chris waddle

[silvanski]

bono estente!!

[Karylin1717]

gucci, prada, chanel handbags.. go grab some!! You would love it [GirlieRewards. INFO)

[HolyMith]

Gizmo!!!!

[digyver]

isto e fantastico amo isto...iladio lol

[silentbob82]

Pschhhhhhhhit!

[a4ol]

THE best comedy skit show ever.

The jokes on politics, society, economy and the world at large are fantastic and very true.

Wish they had continued with more seasons... And yes some Americans do get British humor.

[mixindave1]

i remember the episode where there was on rain cloud on the map and they all went in a panic.

[Reverus]

@mixindave1 haha yeah i remember that! They had a reporter on the scene and everything lol.

[mixindave1]

fulla meaty goodness lol

[mrMegaHenkie]

Neus? that's nose in dutch x'D

[RealGearGuy]

Struggled to muster up even a smirk watching this. More than half of the stuff Whitehouse did wasn't actually funny IMHO.

[whatlooksrightisrigh]

@RealGearGuy

The funniest comment ever! Congrats!

[Doomsdave96]

thethethethethe thethethethethethethethe thethethe. :D

Schorchio, brrrr.

[chorkiel]

ik zocht gewoon op 'neus'.

[Heikos01]

Borussia Munchen Munchen Munchen Munchen glad to be back Dookla Fish Eff Cee :D

[fboschman]

Somehow, you keep repeating the things they say over and over, all day long after you've been watching it...

[guguigugu]

boutros boutros ghali

[brkicaleksandar11]

from 2:30 is the best part!

[himegyaru83]

Antonio mentale!!! :D

[okavipra]

@himegyaru83 a hahahaahahahahahahahahahah i`m dying

[obuk2k]

Interupter Bastardo for the win !! lol

[Malcos68]

Pop goes the weasel

[woohoootomic80]

best part is:

Bicycle dinamo

[szafranisko]

borussia munchen munchen munchen munchen glad to be back...:)

[Firewrx]

SCORSCIO!



[milky1008]

@Rexel2828 face it u hav no sense of humor what so ever

[KabishkaVersion2]

Antonios, Mentale!

[Veeno00]

Sporting club BANG!!!

...zeero.

[ajom010k]

fulla meaty goodness XD

[ajom010k]

fulla meaty goodness XD

[jonesythejoner]

if you are American, you will probably not find this funny.

British humour, you just cant top it :D

[iamdrgonzo]

@jonesythejoner Apparantly 9/11 Americans won't get this joke.

[eyehategumbo]

scorchio!!! hilarious :)

[fatandim]

Boutros Boutros-Ghali

[Impulze08]

47-53 'Psssssshit' xD

[guguigugu]

guys, this is so NOT dated. southern europe is still filled with hundreds of these kind of channels. it's sad actually...

[rcropper]

I live in Spain, and whenever it´s hot (like today) I can´t help saying "SCORRRCHIOOooooo!"... the best is when friends respond "..y manaña.. SCORCHIOOOOOo!!!"

[pcvideogamer]

Since we have had freeview channels filled to the brim with tawdry rip-off phone in quiz shows and crazy frog, twitter, scratch cards,lotteries, jade goody, etc etc etc then the advert at around 1:15 shows that it's just not at far fetched to believe that we are all gullible twats eager to be suckered by the next twatting logo/signature tune or catch phrase that comes down the propaganda tube.. i believe Europe is now full of 'guess what in the handbag' phone in shows, you silly bastards.

[TheMavenFrankeus]

Doprodopro thethethethe Boutros Boutros Ghali Chris Waddle

[Rexel2828]

Did anyone find this funny?

[rogerswift1983]

@Rexel2828 it is funny if you were around in the 90s and can remember analogue sky TV which had other European channels mixed in amongst the English ones and those are what they are parodying here. Funny then but it is dated now

[Rexel2828]

@rogerswift1983 I was around in the 90s and it wasn't funny then either.

[tinkyshearer]

@Rexel2828 yes it's funny

[Rexel2828]

@tinkyshearer No it's not.

[nellytheninkynonk]

This has added win for the inclusion of the street players.

[smasherkid69]

Scorchio part made me laugh.

[lmd141]

I've always supported Club Athletico Vacuum

[SimonB198207]

@lmd141 Sporting Club Bang wiped the floor with them in the Republico Cup in '99, one - zero.

[MsBkirk]

I sent a copy to my niece because she watches 'Ffermio' on S4C and hasn't got a clue what the hosts are saying apart from the odd English words!

[Sheepsqueezer]

@MsBkirk I thought it was actually meant to be making fun of Welsh TV, but they changed it to some mediterranean country because they wouldn't have gotten away with making fun of Wales.

[closertofiftythanyew]

@Sheepsqueezer He did, but I suppose you've got to understand welsh to hear what he said.

And Paul Whithouse was born in the Rhondda Valleeee and lived there until he was four - not many people know that.

[rayneville121]

hetha, hetha'hetha....criss..waddle..­!

[garioldwin]

jutro is morning in croatian .

[trustnoone81]

There's definitely some italian in there. I'm italian myself, and whenever I say "molto molto" (meaning "very very") I can't help but add "kinagrophos" in my mind. Molto molto kinagrophos! Tefaselos action-pumpo.

[DracoBorealis]

nee nee nee nee DIXON! :D

[malph123]

boutros boutros ghali!

[Abtruse1]

Scorchio.

[donutdick]

fulla meaty goodnesss haha

[GerbilEssences]

Sminky Pinky!

[junkbx3r]

Bono estente.

[junction666]

Scorchio! Ethethethethethethetheth! It's Portugese based isn't it? Bring back the fast show now!

[techweenie1]

@junction666 actually they seem to be mixing Spanish (hence the making fun of the lisping sounds....ethethethetheth ), Italian, Portuguese, Greek and even some German (mit Poula?). Some times they see to say Todo (the Spanish word for all) other times Tutto (the Italian word for all)...and of course a bunch of made up words...or words completely not based on their actual meaning.

[DanRaccoon]

How much of what they say is actually Spanish?

[marcomazzini]

Not much, "it sounds like" and that's what makes it so funny. Paula says clearly "costa" and "metereologico mañana". I love the Fast Show!

[DanRaccoon]

@marcomazzini Whiskahs fullameatygoodness.

[harrymtsally]

paula fisch is that mrs doyle from father ted?

[bigsighz400]

no, paula fisch is played by caroline ahern who used to be mrs merton. mrs doyle was played by Pauline McLynn

[harrymtsally]

thanks i was thinking of mrs merton

[sailbeyondthesunset]

You do realise that this is how the Falklands issue is being presented in Argentina today!!

'eththethethethe, wario, bono estente. Chris Waddle, soverinitio buggabigga, wario!!

[eclectica1]

That sounds like a hell of a boring football league...

[hawksrl]

lol 1:18

[Nawaskoo]

Beneres nekopfeto typomagico tec Cielyn Gizmo! Novero proboscis moto-moto kenagrofuss! Vo, tidiakuh, di functioni borronico. Zo, neh shopping mi Cielyn Gizmo!

Ow Cielyn Gizmo! *pop*

Don't ask my why :D

[DrChalkwithering]

Yakkitiyak venito toncilaitis thranticillio go-go-gohgggh! Ton Family Show!!

[Dunja0712]

Meteorologicos mañana: SCORCHIO! :))

[MorrowPr0ject]

Antonios.......Mentale! Lol.

[ZdzichuRyjNiemyty]

Poula Fisch is hot

[Impulze08]

@ZdzichuRyjNiemyty You're hilarious.

[alibootboy]

@ZdzichuRyjNiemyty of course!... Michael Fish.

[woohoootomic80]

@ZdzichuRyjNiemyty what is wrong with you if she's hot to you

[Malcos68]

@ZdzichuRyjNiemyty OOOOH! Scorchio!

[MrJayel27]

@ZdzichuRyjNiemyty Indeed,...thats Catherine Ahern,in a few other things aswell

[CJRamze]

Whiskers Meaty Goodness

[27rav]

Magico Gizmo! : D

[ettlz]

So I've only just found out that there is a football team called Borussia Mönchengladbach...

[Dn2kproductions]

I really don't find the chanel 9 neus sketches funny...

[Conway79]

So why watch them on youtube?

[Chemognoza]

"Fisti! Bad boys.

Boutros-Boutros-Gali"

xD

[TheBlindHermit]

Abandomon, violencia!

[ShopliftersUnite]

Mentale!

[Malcos68]

OOOH Scorchio!

[basspfosten]

The commercial cracked me up the most - "Aull cee'ya Giz-Mo ---- PLOPP!"

[paistekid95]

fooola meaty goodness

[Klamath2046]

Antonios, mentale!

[telzski]

men tar lay....

[guguigugu]

abandomon - violencia

:))

[BunrakukenIII]

Fisty!

Bad boys...

[RifledBarrel]

Butros Butros Gali

[petergriffenn]

its a mix of greek spanish and Portuguese.

[tweezerfetish]

DVLA Swansea!

[hawksrl]

interupter bastardo lol

[j0ckst3r]

scorchio :D

[PalladiumTV]

Its going to be Hot again ..

[BDJRose]

Abandomon.

Violincia.

Fisty.

Bad boys

[hawksrl]

love mark williams in the gizmo bit lol

[dancer857]

Chris Waddle

[jakemears97]

SCORCHIO and they are all 45 C how strange?

[SuperClaire1981]

I like it when Paul Whitehouse goes ththththe (That is him doing Spanish).

[jtcone]

boutros boutros ghali

damn i loved these, the fast show was f-in hilarious

[Satakunta]

Antonios...mentale >)

[StealthModeLondon]

fafafafaaa cherdis waddle

[LadyGracko]

Mañana: scorchio!

[GUnitSeanAKAmong]

lol

[Hitmannewb]

haha 3:06 :D

[mesticoprincesa]

LOL i loved these sketches!!.. i used to listen out for the odd portuguese word

[guguigugu]

abandomon violencia

:)))

[goaldemon08]

fullofmeatygoodness hahaha

[tzarguy0]

fucking genious

[digipuk]

its a continious joke.. If you dont think its funny, we dont blame you. =)

[psychospinny]

right back at you wise guy ;)

[pramboy74]

come on! i watched a bit of t.v when i was in spain in 96 this is right on the mark!!!

[desmodronic916]

2:34 !!

[desmodronic916]

This one is the best!

Bicycle DinamO!

[russellbrandfreak]

"methethethetheth methethetheth" :L