Jeff Klinger Effinfunny Stand Up - Statue of Liberty

[MARSHMELLOWBOOTY252]

why do you guys take this so serouisly? lol grow up and take a joke

[MegaDeathwarrant]

@MARSHMELLOWBOOTY252 the fact is it's true it's not a joke.

[MARSHMELLOWBOOTY252]

@MegaDeathwarrant "oh they hate you" shut up who cares grow up and think its funny or leave it alone!

[cacanerveuxxx]

WE don't hate you: We do not understand your 2 faced ways. Nuance!

We admire your for other reasons such as: freedom to do business, to give a chance.

We will never bend on two faced policies and greediness -openly- said maneers.

The way you describe French people are from the 50's. Just a hint: we have the toughest law about smoking in Europe ! Get a Air France Ticket!

[JacquelineDubow87]

America was the new hope of liberty, freedom, and opportunity. While being a new and arrogant country America has shown great idea's and made them realities. History shouldn't be a debate but a lesson. To right wrongs not continue them. As soon as people get their heads out of their asses, American or French, we can maybe think a little more clear?

[AudiAMGBMW]

@possession2

no one likes the french

[gingercid]

Sry on my iPod I really don't give a shit

[gingercid]

@mrtapoche1 honestly ur like the only 1 who care I mean I havent even watched this CID since lat October so I really don't give a shot

[hobolobo27]

This guy sucks and he looks like he's brain damaged.

[gingercid]

the french shouldnt hate us because if we didnt save their asses they would be speaking german

[chAOStoob]

@gingercid you do realize the french are the only reason there is America, right?

[CaligirlSofia]

@gingercid yea but if they didnt save us we would belong to the english, so we are even

[TheFlashandFriends]

@gingercid You do realize that if it weren't for the French, the United States would still be under British rule. Thanks to the French and their hatred of the British, the United States become a country of its own...

[Klinger96]

KKKKKKKKKKKKKllllllliiiiinnnnn­nnnnggggggggggeeeeerrrrrrr96

[Sorablack27]

@niksarass and @xxReaverXXCerberusxx

please, pour l'amour du ciel, have your bitchy argument somewhere else. go join facebook and send little messages to eachother and whatnot. i for one enjoyed it, and no one wants to have to deal with you. vous les deux, vous etes des fils de salopes.

[stephantb]

Giving the americans a statue they had to assemble themselves XD. And they didnt even fully embrace it. Just left it at the harbor. I guess they were a bit suspicious after reading about Troy. Its like you buy someone an Ikea closet to assemble them selves, and the recipient builds and just leaves it outside the door.

[niksarass]

My bad this show worsens the international reputation of americans being stupid and uncultured.

1:46 "they call countries other names. Germany isn't germany but deutsh somthing"

So just so you know retarded "humourist": Germans don't call their country Germany but DEUTSHLAND. Its anglo-saxons who call them differently. And in France they are not called "deutsh something" but "Allemagne".

So yeah before a show at least prepare it if you dont want americans to look so stupid.

[xxReaverXXCerberusxx]

If you are American and in France and get some lip you may say one of several things:

1) Reply to them by saying "World War 1 and World War 2"

2) You may fake a Canadian accent

3) Pew!!! You stinky Frenchman FROG YOU!!!

Think of France as Europe's bitchy person, they act high and mighty and look down on others...that is when they aren't in need of aid or involved in a war, then they're nice. But seriously I'm just playing around I could care less about stereotypes

[niksarass]

@xxReaverXXCerberusxx "But seriously I'm just playing around I could care less about stereotypes" Your post is full of clichés and stereotypes retard

[xxReaverXXCerberusxx]

@niksarass Yeah you're reply is contradicting yourself dumbass, and that was the dumbest reply ever so you're the biggest retard in existence, fucking smart-ass

[niksarass]

@xxReaverXXCerberusxx "Your contradicting yourself" Take your head out of your ass two minuts stupid redneck retarded shit. You say you dont care about stereotypes just after using and abusing of them and laughing of it. So you are pretty illogic. You do care about stereotypes otherwise you wouldn't put 15 lines them in the middle of nowhere you understand or you passed to much time watching porn instead of going to school, faggot?

[niksarass]

@xxReaverXXCerberusxx Oh and before i forget, go fuck yourself.

[opussucks]

this isn't good.

[albertben]

since when are americans considered as polite :))) funny guy though !

[fortpflanzor]

2:09 noboby laughs, sorry dude

[kyuubisharinan3296]

this is all wrong...the americans hate french and french hate them right back for hateing them america started hateing french for not helping them with bombing iraq

[NEGEO1]

@kyuubisharinan3296 no it goes waaaaay farther back... prolly cuz whenever we try to talk to them them run away yelling I SURRENDER

[slap2tap2]

i guess not everybody can drink and be funny. I bet he still sucks when he's sober though...

[JohnnyOzzz]

politeness is an american custom?

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH.

[MrSilvestris]

@JohnnyOzzz Compared to Parisians, Yes, I'm afraid it's true. Anywhere out of Paris is O.K.

[AudiAMGBMW]

@JohnnyOzzz

compared to the french, americans are polite

[overthehill91]

lol.

[youthinkimscared]

This Guy sucks...

[Royalhacker76]

Rire enregistrée , Fond en incrustation .... a chier

[Mobodjo]

j'aimerai bien savoir ce que ce type raconte

[maxthecat122]

dont quite your day job dude

[DiabolicalDaemon38]

what does this slut know about french people? Nothing, he's trippin' on his 'clichés'.

@cbaabcjosh

Let me know about that past you're talking about...Let me know about your WW secrets.

[loveisyou18]

Wow, this is so dumb...

and I'm American.

Cheap shots and not funny. :/

[SpartanDoctrine]

@loveisyou18 He's american too. Grow a sense of humor.

[8stewiegriffin]

that's pretty poor...

[fredriknorand]

stupid, unfunny shit. All about ignorance

[mkf272]

not funny

[noblealumni]

Stupid Americain! HAHAHA!!!

[spritedblue]

croissant

[Chagrinnedsenseless]

I love Canadians! And the French are pretty cool too!!!

[shinobi2119]

How is it polite to speak English? That's stupid.

[sergioespaillat]

pfft I dont hate americans its just all the stereotypes that piss me off

[gussy1d5]

boy that guy is so fucking ugly and annoying know i understand the french

[cowpurplecow]

1:09 : freekin hilarious

[johnnybravo25]

the french don't hate americans this is ignorance

[THeOnlyDiaMond]

WEEE LOOOOOVVVVVVVVVVVEeeeeeee Americansss

[iiwiiss]

This guy ain't funny

[GonzoTheGreat3000]

agreed

[SodiumCyanide]

very stupid. fake laughter makes it even more stupid.

[dte75just]

why hate the french?

[boegh20]

He isn't funny..

[joshbnice]

F-ing funny guy!!!! I saw him live and he's off the hook.

[deurn]

Definitely don't sound like the french accent, it sounds italian.

We like americains...I'm a french canadian, but I understand he was talking about people from France. I don't think it was that funny...

[andrewbarrett42]

I know the french canadians hate the british most.

[deurn]

We don't hate british...In fact we love pretty much everybody!!!!

[cbaabcjosh]

depends

there's the nice french like you

AND THE OTHERS WHO WONT SHUT UP ABOUT THE PAST

[mApoll0]

sounds like fake laughter

[raplapla1022]

willouuuuu takes it too far, it is just a joke geeze. i was in france for 3 months and every one was really nice... maybe it is just the fat dick hole americans that the "french" have a problem w/. and if any american was a dick to me (which they usually are) i assume they are dicks to.... so really who cares??? it is never ending anyway. take in the circumstance of the situation, my god people!

[willouuuuu]

yeah but its not the french accent !

[raplapla1022]

oh so youre francais? lol no wonder you care so much. you are right, not the french accent but still what ever. have you seen eddie izzard's "learning french" it's on youtube, maybe youll like that one better lol.

[calibury2]

You are not getting the joke. he is not making fun of the French. He is making fun of Americans who dont understand the French people. In fact he is defending the French.

[willouuuuu]

bullshit, in french germany is "allemagne" and not "deutsch something" (deutschland is german)

and that accent doesnt even sound french, but more italian or spanish. not the way french people do the "R"

stupid american !

[podunkest]

I don't think he meant what french people call it.. I think he meant what Germans call it. And yeah, way to take a joke so seriously.

[willouuuuu]

anyway, the accent sucks, it sounds fuckin columbian !!!  NO CULTUUUUUUUUUURE, has this guy ever been to france ?

[Ritzounett]

take it easy. I'm sure you make fun of them as much.

[Kristoffeu]

Do you know what is the stupidest thing about all these guys exposing their theories on "why the French hate us" ? It is that we don't hate you ! This is absolutely amazing how the medias made you believe that we can't stand you. Do you realize that we live like a thousand miles away from each other ? Why would we hate you ? You guys are more than welcome in my country. Just stop being dicks and try to think by yourselves.

[iwebber88]

No, actually... He's kidding. The people who tell us that the French hate us tends to be people from other countries (Not just French, but browse the internet a bit, you'll find enough "Screw you America" vids, blogs, forums, and sites), I don't blame it on them though, not sure what to blame it on.

[msenim]

Sounds familiar... He's not the first joking on that topic... Easy lol But still funny ! Low Cost Joker

[miquelondotorg]

Just another struggling comic who's full of hate and doesn't dare breach political correctness, so what's left? Ah yes, the French, the perfect punching bag for inadequate comedians from Jay Leno, Howard Stern to Robert Smigel and Randy Kagan ...

[boredcloud]

reminds me of Robin Williams sketch on the french too much, and come to think of it, Dylan Moran as well. Still funny tho.

[Glaurung000]

lol