Michael Phelps Hits Bong - Aparently Worse than Drunk Driving

[somewhere420]

smoke weed every day

[grumpyguts1967]

relax and smoke a spliff kid , you'll live longer

[ElectrumShiv]

What are you talking aboot?

[mcgsta]

hahaha your a fucking loser just for the simple fact that you make webcam videos aha,

[SpicyDonuts]

The government is breeding a society of ignorant robots and years from now I wouldn't be suprised if all idnividuality, creativity, and free thinking are non-existant in people.

[sxearon]

people thank that we humans are a pretty smart species but really we are not...fucking monkeys are smarter then us

[k2guysalvia]

Rock on sweet video dude keep the video. Going. Nothing wrong with pot. Half our government officials smoke. It or eat pot brownies. Lol if they would get caught. They would probably would wAnt to legalize it rather then get a dam ticket over it

[KushHill]

Keep spittin the truth, fueled by the haters, Marijuana will heal our nation, alcohol will destruct. Along with the coffin nails gov is feeding you(nicotine)

[avp715]

WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!?

PHELPS GOT A FUCKING DUI AND PEOPLE SHAT ALL OVER THE PLACE BECAUSE HE HIT A BONG?!??!?!?!??!

.....

[homie3626]

Awesome video man, keep speaking the truth!

[poopymooo]

At least mike didn't an hero after the pics got out.

He couldn't pull the pics or it didn't happen card :/.

[whyamihereyo]

Dude you are a fucking genious, you just voiced like all me and my friends opinions right there I wish I knew you so we could be friends roflamo you rule!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[deathwishskater1000]

dude shut the fuck up.

[imnotamacman]

haha are those bongs on the shelf up there?

[senseimiyagixl]

smoke a joint and calm the fuck down. haha..jk i agree

[87mrks]

this guy is fucking correct, i love this clip.

[ssabmudon]

Stay clean and sober -- that's the real life.

[homie3626]

@ssabmudon Real life is enjoying youself. Live like it is your last. Experiment (if you so choose) with drugs that are non-addictive and won't kill you.

There's nothing wrong with it. I'm talking about pot, shrooms, acid, and not crack, meth, and cocaine..

Society & the government is what possesses people to believe that all drugs are morally wrong and a "sin".

[DisforDubby]

i think its the US media that gives the impression that we are all thumb sucking retards. Actually when ever I see shit on something like Fox where they are talking about this stuff, I just get pissed at how fucking stupid they are being....

[dusteast]

1:59 lol

[rainfallsx]

whenever you swear, i laugh so hard.

(: i love how you get your points across.

lmfaooooo.

stay strongg.

[LemonKush215]

Dude you should cut this vid. Start it at 1:45. I agree with u 100% bro. Nice bong on the shelf, lol.

[xXRoBeRtXHaYdNXx]

TWO bongs, actually.

[OriginsWorm]

i smoke weed.

[joey3519]

i do too

[JasonDmarica]

me too =]

[PyroSalamander]

lol yourlocalstuntman thinks weed make u want to kill ur wife XD! DUMBASS WEED CALM PPL DOWN if anything it will make u sleep if u smoke a crazy shit load of it and u cant o.d. on it. i hate ppl who talk about weed and dont kno what there talkin about

and celebrities support = fan support = more support to legalize it

[DrLisa7]

Wrong. If you have a genetic predisposition to psychosis/schizophrenia then using marijuana will seriously increase your chances of experiencing a psychotic episode. And by psychosis I don't mean just feeling a bit unreal, I mean the kind where you are sectioned to a psychiatric hospital, probably doubley incontinent and screaming for your mother. You don't believe me? Take a trip to your nearest psychiatric ward. Still want to lol?

[miksharla]

u dont know wat ur talking about

[PyroSalamander]

@miksharla u dont kno wat ur talkin about, harlot

[ThrashOMatic]

nice vid dude i'm with you 100%

[420joshhh]

Hey nice video dude everything is oh so true in it and it gave me some laughs especially watching it baked=D haha yee i agree though how everyone is so fucking dumb hating on Phelps cause he took a bong toke the shit isnt bad its just a plant its natural i fucking love it and its used for medical reasons for a reason it's not harmful like alcohol and all this other shit.

Keep up the good videos hopefully stupid fucks will see this and realise it's just Marijuana not crack or any thing else.

[superstatic27]

you remind me of Bill Hicks

and that is a very very good thing :D

[ChuckHitler]

1:33

well duh. those are the same people that need a Bible to tell them what morals are.

i mean, fuck empathy, right?

[TheSweeJay]

This guy obviously has problems

[ilovehell666]

honestly, i think the only reason that it's illegal is cause teh government can't tax the stuff.

[yourlocalstuntman]

Hey Dream Reaper, you dont want to kill your wife when your high...maybe I'll kill a ham sandwhich, but thats about it. Dumbasses like you are why they need warnings on hemeroid cream... your stupid and we all have to give up our liberties.

[meribeezee]

wow you must have a good camera bcus the video looks nice

[hubjab]

for real man ur vid is probly my fav utube vid ever in fact half the fucken goverment probly gets stoned fuck them

[audiesmomma]

I hate that he apologized. Damn him.

[opiateHELP]

lol no kidding man! Great video

[aotodnem]

All REAL statistics shows that using Mary Jane is LESS harmful and dangerous than drinking. Of course if you smoke too much it can have some bad effects, but its still a far cry from what damages alchohol and other drugs(even aspirin) can inflict on people. I have smoked MJ on and off for 15 years(over a year since last time) and knows what it can do. The few bad experiences I've had is linked too my Norwegian genes that commands :) us to smoke (or drink as we normally do) till you drop.

[TheDreamReaper44]

what if someone got high and shot their wife. then its a problem for two people

[SolRosenberg84]

If you commit a crime on alcohol, you are charged for the crime - not the alcohol usage. Same rules should apply to marijuana.

Also, I doubt many people are going to smoke a joint then injure their wife. That sounds like something a drunk individual would do, not a high one.

[Juggyclownin]

@SolRosenberg84 fucking A man, theres nothing wrong with smoking weed, i have a bowl packed right now,if i get drunk i wanna drive around to bitches houses,do all sorts of wild shit but when i smoke a fat ass bowl i wanna sit on the couch and pack anothet1.LEGALIZE WEED.

[hubjab]

reaper shut the fuck up i get high every day and the most damage i do is eat all my fucken food

[ThisIsUngood]

@TheDreamReaper44 Smoking weed causes anything but violence, unlike alcohol.

[homie3626]

@TheDreamReaper44 Oh come on.. then it should be treated like it is with alcohol.. they get punished for shooting their wife, not being high on marijuana.

On top of that, who is going to shoot someone who is high. It makes you a pacifist.

[munkey145]

@TheDreamReaper44

Shut up you uneducated faggot. All i have to say

[xsugarbombBOOMx]

@TheDreamReaper44 more likely scenario: smoke up together, eat the best meatloaf ever made, giggle, then have fantastic sex

weed doesn't make you hurt people

[LongRangeX]

Posted a comment... UBoob decided 2 was too many. bottom line. FUCK kelloggs. Fuck Phelps. Fuck people..

There's more but fuck it.

[LongRangeX]

Um.. you got any cheetos?

[jetsfan3161]

i love the jerky boys to my man. good points , that shierif just wants publicity.

[JailbaitChan]

... I think I love you.

God.

Your rants are AWESOME, dude.

[rationalhumano]

Instead of praising intelligent engineers, philosophers, doctors any profession that affects everyone; we think that celebrities are our, representatives, our symbols, and our stars. It is amazing that the majority of the people in the U.S. still view celebrities anthropomorphically. "Oh my, God Phelps is a mentor to children and he's giving them a wrong message" Why don't these people see that children can think for themselves? The gullibility baffles me to no end.

[SolRosenberg84]

Well said.

I am amazed by the time and effort some people put into celebrities. Why do people care about such silliness?

[rationalhumano]

The question is, why is entertainment more valued than learning, science, philosophy etc.? Is it intentionally created or is it indirect like pharmaceutical drugs "fixing" an ailment, but creates prolonged side effects?

[ANGLEBOOT]

Because it's not the learning, science behind pot, dope head care about. it's the high. to hell with the learning and science. Cause if that's all there was to it, no one would want anything to do with it.

[SolRosenberg84]

The question had to do with entertainment and its relationship with learning and science - as in, why is entertainment held to such a degree in our society, whilst science is not?

Marijuana has nothing to do with this. What the hell are you talking about?

[ThisIsUngood]

@SolRosenberg84 Their own lives are so dull and hollow that instead of living their own they prefer to watch other people viewed as successful live theirs,.

[ragetony]

ROGL  I love your mind. Freedomof5peach was soo right.

[avocadopye]

Mmm, I agree with a lot of what you have to say, but I think you'd be taken more seriously if you didn't act so... violent and dismissive. Your arguments are fun to listen to for the people who agree, but I don't think they'd do well in converting others. Then again, that might not be the point of these.

[Ps3Rulz69]

i tolly agree people today are idiots well u can blame that all on t.v and mtv well expelly mtv

[z135210]

Michael Phelps is 1st an athlete, and only because he's the best swimmer ever is he a celebrity. Besides that I agree with you.

[Debsturrs]

im really pissed off about the whole micheal phelps thing too. I mean their suspending his whole contract just becos he did a little weed. I mean, c'mon! he's still young! People need to open their eyes and realize that just becos he a terrific athlete doesnt make him a perfect god. He still makes mistakes and i think he should've been given another chance. I mean, they did nothing when Kristen Stewart did weed.

[inferkn0w]

LOVE THE GANJ! Fuck everyone who despises pot smoking.

[PdnSkater]

Subscribed, you are so right.

[passingbynight]

Ok, would it be less despicable to criticize Michael Phelps drug use if he had smoked marijuana and then drove his car under the influence?He's not doing anything more or less than many guys his age but the fact that he is an olympic champion that seems to ehxude health, inspiring many youngsters to follow his example, makes him look like an downright asshole to the people that admire him most. It makes me wonder what other *legal* drugs he also takes to enhance his sports performance

[SolRosenberg84]

inspiring many youngsters to follow his example, makes him look like an downright asshole to the people that admire him most.

^^^

Oh, screw you. People are not perfect beings of enlightenment just because they are successful athletes. Why must a man pretend to be perfect, when he isn't, for hordes of idiot soccer moms and their brain dead children to idolize him? He's human, let him enjoy himself.

Fuck you and your inhuman standards. You are part of the problem.

[passingbynight]

Look fucktard: if you want to make a point you don't need to insult, got it, shithead? I am not your problem and I really think you are stupid and with a stupid attitude you don't make much sense except that you are part of that american mentality of insulting to make themselves look good. Pointing fingers and namecalling, is that the best you've got? Pff.

[SolRosenberg84]

No, I made a point attacking these inhuman standards that we hold our celebrities to, one which you seem to be defending.

[passingbynight]

See reply below: the standards are not inhuman. There is nothing inhuman about choosing not to do drugs. Remember Phelps makes money and fame out of his image so he gets to be responsible in the court of public opinion about doing ILLEGAL drugs. Furthermore, shouldn't you also question the character of the person taking photos without permission to make money? Isn't it against the most basic notion of privacy? In fact, his privacy rights got violated but nobody seems to care about that.

[SolRosenberg84]

if he had smoked marijuana and then drove his car under the influence?

^^^

How the fuck is smoking in a dorm in any way similar to driving a car whilst stoned? Can you not understand that one example puts others in direct harm whilst the other does not?

Can you not understand that drinking and driving and toking and driving are both bad, while enjoying either drug in the comfort of your home or with friends is fine?

Did you eat paint chips as a kid or something, or are you naturally this dumb?

[passingbynight]

Insulting again? What don't you understand in replying politely to a polite reply? Don't you understand that when MANY people smoke marijuana they don't stay stoned in their room but continue to do things like working, driving and taking care of children while under the influence of marijuana, just like with alcohol ...and it so happened that Phelps didn't drive that night but he could have just the same. Are you dumb or like to be insulted more? Fuck off. I'm done. Paternalistic jackass.

[SolRosenberg84]

do things like working, driving and taking care of children while under the influence of marijuana, just like with alcohol

^^^

And alcohol is legal. When alcohol was illegal, the societal ills that it causes did not disappear, but instead fuelled criminal enterprises. Sound familiar?

Prohibition only makes things worse.

[passingbynight]

I do agree with you on some points but here it is: Phelps wasn't smoking a bong with friends. Friends don't take pictures of friends smoking a bong and SELL them to an english tabloid for a quick $.

The fact that alcohol is legal doesn't make the fact that marijuana is illegal.

Plus the fact that Phelps makes a lot of money selling that wholesome image to sponsors makes him responsible to uphold that image in real life, being an american representative internationally. Thanks for your time.

[dickmharter]

people in america are trained to believe drugs are evil but isnt alcohol a drug?

[SolRosenberg84]

Who do you think taught them that? The alcohol companies and cigarette companies of course, not to mention the pharmaceutical industry.

Who funds the "Partnership for a Drug Free America" the most? The alcohol lobby of course!

Follow the money, and you will find the truth. Its a motto to live by in this fucked up, greedy world.

[1140Cecile]

I don't know if this happens today with the new drug cartels but back when the Mafia were the big guys, they were major contributors to the Republican party who were the main anti-drug legalization party. Consider that if drugs such as marijuana and cocaine were legalized both the price and the profits would be reduced significantly. Hell, people would grow their own marijuana so it would cost fuck all. The cop industry would also take a huge hit as all crime would drop off dramatically.

[passingbynight]

I agree with you there. Follow the marijuana legalization groups and you'll find pharma companies backing it up because if it becomes legal they have the know-how and the money to invest heavily in plantations, drowing out the small grower. Mafias will seize the chance to launder money through marijuana growers. GM plants mixed with poppy genes (with opiate characteristics) to provide a bigger kick and hook you faster for longer will be the norm. Seek and you'll find what I'm talking about. TY

[SolRosenberg84]

I've only seen reports of large drug companies donating money to anti-drug, and namely anti-marijuana, groups and anti-drug legislation. I have seen no evidence that pharmaceutical companies want to secretly make marijuana legal so they can turn it into a quasi-opiate through bad science.

I've never heard argument by conspiracy theory before. Don't expect that kinda shit to be taken seriously.

[passingbynight]

You smoke marijuana to get stoned. So you believe everybody only drinks alcohol to get drunk? That is not true. I can empty a bottle of wine in a big pot with some meat and veggies and I can drink a little glass of wine or liquor after dinner and my intention is not to get drunk. Marijuana smoking is only good to get stoned. "Medicinal purposes" excuses come from certain lobbys pushing for its legalization.

[SolRosenberg84]

So you believe everybody only drinks alcohol to get drunk?

^^^

No, but a whole shitload of people do. Stop pretending alcohol isn't a drug. You can use it in small amounts with little to no effect, or use it in cooking, but you can also use it to get completely plastered.

[SolRosenberg84]

"Medicinal purposes" excuses come from certain lobbys pushing for its legalization.

^^^

What about its use for glaucoma patients, aids patients, cancer patients, and patients with chronic pain problems? Why hook them on meds when marijuana works to help them with their condition? I'm not saying medical marijuana dispensation services wont be abused - they will - but some people really do need it.

[SolRosenberg84]

Marijuana smoking is only good to get stoned.

^^^

Its safer than alcohol when alcohol is used as a drug, for the purpose of getting drunk (which many people do use it for).

So why does this support the criminalization of marijuana?

[Tom123collins]

Dude, I agree with you completely about everything you said. But you gotta be careful with telling people to kill themselves. (of course without the "nerfing" phenomenon, they would already be dead, hmm...)

[SolRosenberg84]

But you gotta be careful with telling people to kill themselves.

^^^

If someone was driven to suicide by an online request to become an hero, than they deserved to die.

Look, I even added a bonus section in the video description. It has now been successfully nerfed so the mother of little depressed Suzy will be unable to sue me when her chronically depressed daughter is driven over the edge by an sarcastic online request to become an hero.

Great, now I'm part of the problem.

[vidiogameboy]

nice someone had to say it

[mathshop24]

Amen, brother!

[chantheguru]

wtf is wrong with u?

[SolRosenberg84]

What do you mean?

[gotram08]

what do you mean YOU PEOPLE?

[SolRosenberg84]

If that is an accusation of racism, you can go fuck yourself.

[vidiogameboy]

actually that is a quote from tropic thunder it was a really fun scene i dont think gotram was tryin to be offensive

[strawberrypiee]

it's always so easy to use the race card, isn't it?

[gingergreek]

It's just another example of how pathetic Western Civilisation has become mate. Over here in the UK the press is suddenly getting pissy about swearing and they want it banned etc

Urm does anyone remember that thing we used to have called free speech?

It was nice once upon a time

[FallenSoulRising]

Excellent video.

Guess what, the sheriff from the town where Phelps smoked the bong, is planning to press criminal charges against Phelps.

Yeah, these pussies are the ones that are supposed to protect us.

When are people going to stand up and do something about these unjust laws and these cowardly law enforcement losers.

It's time for a revolution people.

[ShadowHawk776]

I fuckin love this! lmao!

[JOKERSFREAK]

I don't smoke weed, but it's not that fucking bad either. Seriously, I hate that the media thinks Phelps is some horrible person because he smoked a leaf that when rolled up can produce some great times. I don't see how smoking a damn leaf is so damn controversial now. I am fully behind a bill to Legalize MJ, mostly just to shut all the soccer moms up. This Country(U.S.) is so politically correct now it's crazy. People can't have an opinion or do anything now with out a battle.....

[SecularWorld]

hahahah excellent 5/5

[Saintius]

LMFAO! Ur rants are amazing!

[8MunchenBayern8]

WEED IS GOOD!

[SuperAtheistBrothers]

Haha if that was your "gentler" attempt at a video I wish I could see your tirades of cursing obscenities at the camera :p

[SomeBSUTubeName]

I always wondered about the standing in front of train thing. I have the bumps and bruises to prove it. Thank you for clearing that up for me.

[C0ct0pus]

careful man...i made a video with the same message and i got attacked by trolls and votebots...even lost a couple of retards that called themselves mu subscribers ;)

cheers, & 5/5

[InevitableHypocrisy]

Stand up and take a bow! all your videos are right on the money. EVERYONE SUBSCRIBE TO THIS MAN!!!!

[fsmdude]

I had the same reaction than you did when I read that in the newspaper.

«WTF? Do I fucking care that he smoked weed?!»

[camsandssharpe]

I totally agree with this video, your totally and completly right. I have been yelling the exact same thing for years,.

[Trentvitry111]

smoke weed!!!! but phelps is stupid for ruining his carrer

[iloveallecchianime]

i think people get embarassed when they hear the word "marijuana"... idk thats the only thing i can come up with as to why these few people in power hate it (most people dont)

[sockpuppetsfromhell]

Amen.

[chosetec]

Just my thoughts when I read the article. It's not as bad as alcohol, and not nearly as bad as a performance drug or whatever could have been the case.

[1140Cecile]

It's not bad at all.

[BishStoleMuhYoshi]

lmao as others said; you're hilarious when you're angry. But yeah, anyone who thinks drinking and driving is better than getting high.. I have a few extra hammers I can lend out. :)

[MagnusIan]

When I frist read about Phelps' bong photo I thought "Sssssssssssso? Who cares? It's not like he was hurting anyone or kicking babies."

IT'S JUST POT, PEOPLE. Look, I don't smoke or drink, but I could care less if other people do (so long as they don't harm others).

OJ can kill two people and THEN to the prison for something else while Michael Phelps smokes a bit of weed and yet he's seen as a "criminal."

Society sucks. We've got some work do to.

[iloveallecchianime]

no its the MEDIA that tries to make you think society THINKS hes a criminal. most people if not already smoke it dont care about weed. They dont hate it or like it. So the media tries to brainwash you. I dont watch TV anymore

[Legionator]

Your funny as hell when your angry.

[tetropods]

complete agreed

[fractal420]

You have to admit if there is ANYONE on this planet that could have gotten found out about smoking ganja the best one to help the cause of it being harmless is *drum roll* ... Michael Phelps! Well maybe Lance Armstrong or Einstein could be close 2nds.

[Stephen5000]

Totally agree with you.

[demondays5]

lol

[SomethingSeaVlog]

lol

[WiggyTheCanuck]

When you're angry, you're hilarious.

[racoonzdinner]

that is probably one of the rudest things you can ever say to anyone. how can u tell someoen that they are funny when they are obviously being serious? do you know how degrading that is? it's like calling a person a wheelchair handicapped--

[WiggyTheCanuck]

I never said he wasn't right, he's just a funny guy, more so when he's angry. I do agree with him 100%.

[krrypton]

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." (Albert Einstein) Amen. Da capo!

[Razolo]

This sounds a lot like me ranting about christian bale the other day. People get mad and yell at one another all the time, its not that rare that swearing and yelling at someone during your time of work may put your job in jeopardy. Yet for some fucking reason, since batman went and did it people just have this revelation like, "HOLY SHIT CHRISTIAN BALE IS FUCKING HUMAN TOO?!"

[racoonzdinner]

i never swear nor yell at anyone . i'm a fucking saint. ;D so i was like, christian bale did what?! michael phelps did what?!! the world is going to end. ha ha ha.

[auamoti]

[ $ O $ ]

[ediblenapalm]

sadly people ar that stupid. Let's just hope some good comes out of this.