Growing Up Naija: Trading Insults

[matank1586]

u are a bombastic element ,waka, shut up ur dirty stinking mouth that u av never brushed since u were born, cuz u stole my mclean and toothbrush.idiotic fool,ur big ogo like policecap,shaking ur head like agama lizard,sango will rape u,shege dan banza:stupid bastard....i cant write in hausa but it means ur mothers pussy ..lol dis is wat i can remember more to come

[Lanshile]

BaniPro... you need to do one with nursery rhymes, the ones that didn't make any sense.

[inanna2007]

Waka ! Your Father dia !!!

Naija dey bam my people.It gave us our unique resilence.People always ask me in America why i never get angry or offended when people snap me a middle finger or say F.. you. I said because i have recieved more bam curses in Naija that are personal.The American curse words are not truly curses but expression of indecent vulgarities.

[comoros2012]

you are more stupid than stupid...........LOL

[yemi8149]

why such a harmful words, u can feel those words piece tru your body...dont ever call me "olodo" thats declaration of war right there

[IfImBeingHonest]

"Your father is unfortunate"

That's the wost one someone ever said to me. We scrapped there and then lol.

[malekez]

@IfImBeingHonest LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[rorabokele]

the commonest lagosian one is "Oni'ranu" that used to get to me a lot...

or ko de ni da fun e (that always made puff like bread inu omi)

were alai ni nkan se ton da pari osu... and if you butt into a conversation...the classic response was gbe'borun, ma fi lo mi n dasi... that used to make me sulk big time.

good old days.

and lastly...shiure or sure or shior especially when its from some older female relative who you dont care about...mehn that shit pissed me off big time.

[siva007]

They really sounded funny to me n less insult.

[barryokonoboh]

Oponu. Chei, that hurts.

[yemi8149]

@barryokonoboh ...lmao..thank god all those name calling did not stick with me or else i will be a morron by now..cursing is no longer regional. ie to hear yoruba person say wa lahi ta lahi, chei, etc , u know u r in trouble

[nnaamen]

Thunda fire you !!. A classic insult at all levels.

[cocolahtay]

LOL 'ur fada' u don't even have to add anything. it's enuff to start a fight

[mslulupage]

ur a bombastical element .. lmao ... that was my insult mehn ...

[yemi8149]

@mslulupage naija like to speak big oyinbo pass oyinbo

[CoilyHairedQueen]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!

[janetalkstech]

haa! lol. I can't shout. :) too much.

[Naijaa25]

MORE MORE MORE

[fytin4christ]

you go marry òpòló!!!!

[timiebix]

this one cracks me up too. you dey crase, you dey mad, you dey gbongbolo cigar, you go marry opolo, opolo go give you belle.hehehhe

i remember the yabis too.. you mess all the fishes in river niger say are we safe?

[Lanshile]

@timiebix - hahahahahahahaha

[nwaezebuona]

In Igbo, "thunder fire you" or "dog lick your eyes" Lol... oh my goodness.

[zeebrownsulaiman]

What's the name of the song you used for this video? Especially at the end? I love these videos, by the way!

[didi425]

more more more!!

[londonpie72]

But it used to connect lol LOVE NIGERIA

[CBalltheway]

hahahahaha i used to say "i dont blame you, i blame the monkey who brought you up" lmaoo

nigerians and "waka"and "your fada" or "thunder fire u" chaii

[dumqueky]

Hilarious

[rascojet]

omo ale ni e - you are a bastard.lol

[rougestar]

it's so sad..cos when my oyinbo friends want to mimick Nigerians, the first two things they say is "you're mad" and "idiot" you have to say it the nigerian way for effect

[rougestar]

When's the next video.? you shld def extend this video......

[adenike92]

this was hilarious!! i want more videos like this one! Naija for life! <3

[Icegaze88]

"You're a bombastical element". Haha, always cracks me up. ^_^'

[blueangel4lfe]

Looooool Some now say agbaya..ur a standard bastard, inyama etc; too funny

[lolangie100]

looooL! this is hilarious! pls do more videos!!!!!!!!!

[wanma0]

Lmao.....!!!

[dollyjonas]

Why do i feel like the guy in stripes is high? Too funny! Naija for life oo!

[TheModella17]

the insults i used the the most were thunder fire you (amadioha gba gbu gi), your father yansh, ode, koni dafun baba e...infact most of my insults had thunder, fool or your father in it whether it was in igbo or yoruba. looooooooool

[BaniProductions]

@TheModella17 It seems "Thunder fire you" is of Igbo origins, no?

[TheModella17]

@BaniProductions i don't know, "amadioha gba gbue gi" is just the igbo translation of "thunder fire you". The literal meaning though is "may the god of thunder strike you dead" lol

[nwaezebuona]

@BaniProductions Lol.. yeah, most, if not all, our insults have something to do with thunder or dog or your father.

[yemi8149]

@nwaezebuona .. i know..who wants shago to cut off your head..dont these people know it hurts

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[93nippy]

LOL ....THUNDER FIRE YOU  ....should be the one I used most

[ilovesheepskin]

My neighbours mum calling out her daughter ifeoma to go on an errand. " Ifeoma Chineke (in the loudest voice), Thunder Fire you dia! come go buy Omo!

[BaniProductions]

@ilovesheepskin lol...i wish I could have heard that

[ilovesheepskin]

@BaniProductions I can say it in the next video as well if you went....LOL. To add to it...She was quite fat and would stand in the balcony and shout with her igbo blouse and wrapper...very very dramatic sturvs..

[mszeee]

Your father is a bastard hahahahahahahahaahha

Koni dafun iya la iya e (what does this mean)

you are just a bloody fool, a big bloody fool

hahahahahaahahahahaha this should be longer thanks guys too funny

[adewise1]

oloshi, olori buruku, were pataki

[afriquechic]

Igbo insults: amadioha gbakwa gi! (god of thunder fire you)

anumanu (bush meat)

[mende75]

it's good, but too short. maybe the person could consider making it into a short film. have ppl relive things of their past, things they remember their parents did.

[TheInebimo]

Yeah shoulda bn longer....and the time period shd be extended all the way to the mid-90's

[fredondo2]

Ok my ipa is acting up,I was going to type olodo rabata oju eja lo mo jee o ni l paper

[BaniProductions]

@fredondo2 I remember that one, but it would have been cocky use that in school. Once we had to sing it for some classmates who did not do well in a quiz...broke my heart

[fredondo2]

Oops,olodo rabat a oju e

[fredondo2]

Aww it should be longer,memory bliss.how about this "olowo rabat a

[blessed0285]

i know, wish it was longer too! memories....

[whitnie2k]

hmm...interesting. Very funny. Wish it was a bit longer though!