No Dating for the Batman

[kooltomax]

4. I already have a kid, I don't need another one.

[LN1992]

I've noticed the joker is one of those few characters that could've blown up anyone he wanted, but wouldn't do it just for the fun of the rescue.

[rich763690]

batman just scared that wonder women gonna wear the pants in the relationship LMAO!!!!!!

[veldross1]

Bitch, brooding time is the foundation of success.

[horaciosi]

I love that stare that Batman gives before saying "one"

[CZmac100]

4. Bane, Joker, or Raj al Ghul could easily find a way to kill you

5. You need to show more cleavage than Catwoman for me to have interest.

[coolbones]

he only needs one reason: your vaginal muscles would cut off my penis

[1acroyear1]

4. It would take a crowbar to pry open your super powered vajayjay. I'm NOT putting my bat-pole in that kind of danger.

[slicshadow]

@50Animator Batman can beat everyone in the leauge. Bane broke the Bat.  Bane>WonderWoman

[uberathlete]

Batman playing hard to get. Smart mofo.

[MCWAY1]

Batman is RIGHT! You NEVER date a co-worker. That's a recipe for disaster.

[Montesama314]

"2. I'm a rich kid with issues. LOTS of--

(Bat-phone rings)

Oh wait, hold on.

Hi, Dick... yeah, I'm wearing it... What do you mean, you can see me?... Well, excuse me, I have a job to do. I don't have the time to go off and stalk my... hey, Selina is a supervillain! I was just watching her for any trouble she was up to... yes, I know... Really?... (sigh) Fine. (whispers) Loveyoutoobye."

"Uh, Bruce?"

"Hey, I said I had issues."

[batboyjhg]

Her responce: "OK so when do we bang?"

[Bloodthr0e]

4- I can't keep it up because I'm always brooding.

[MetallicToast1]

No dating for the Batman

But no one said anything about no dating for Bruce Wayne (Best Player ever)

[mitie23]

4. I m just playing hard to get :D

[TheChrisCraig]

what episode is this

?

[darkfur3]

batman is his own cockblock

[celticknight221]

he proves a valid point though... he is a rich kid with issues

[MrShaggyww]

Batass as always...

[UncleMikeNJ]

Rule Number 12: Never date a co-worker.

Batman: The original Leroy Jethro Gibbs. Except Gibbs uses firearms.

[keithbu]

4) hes into cheetah

[TheMykcal]

@keithbu And Catwoman, and Talia, and Harley, and The Joker (slight friendship), and Robin (spiritually) , and Poison Ivy, and Kitana (speculating on the MK v DC game), and who else...

[xanderman1201]

he forgot four: i'm already seeing catwoman.

[stormtrooperwilliam]

You don't have to date her, ever head of a one night stand?

[shibien13]

@stormtrooperwilliam Well, Batman IS the night, so...

[Brockhad]

God, Batman can even self deprecate with badass-itude!

[Sehanort]

I understand Batman, but she's WONDER WOMAN!

[dreamVN]

WW: Are you gay ?

Bm: No I'm Batman! Bitch!

[bpfoley89]

@dreamVN WHAT!? No! I sell Propane!

[mdizzle999872]

Batman: Forever alone...

Wonder Woman: By choice! XP

[gokuss1ss2]

is batman...GAY

Nope he is just batman

[Harryscarvlogs]

in response to batman's 1. i dont think green arrow and black canary is a disaster

[amillionminutes]

Nice self-deprecation, Bats.

[GruellingTerror42]

WW: But...

BM: I said LOTS of issues...

[Kyouya4538]

Two: you're a princess from a society of immortal warriors, I'm a rich kid with issues. LOTS of issues. xDD

[3Life3]

Oh right I forgot, Wonder woman is a pushover compared to you. Of COURSE they would go through her to get to you ,not vice versa

[senorraul10]

But he have game

[99ThEGR8One]

Im a rich kid with issues! XD LMAO

[kornino]

Batman just wants Dick... Grayson.

[TyronMakeka]

... at least he is honest

[colorlessxXxempire]

@TyronMakeka yeah he is

[lcameeno1]

this is my one and only explanation so listen good diana...

IM THE MOTHER FUCKING BATMAN BITCH!!!

[BATmAnsGURL0112]

i dont like her and aww man he cant date???

[SuprSlowMo]

Wow Batman has a shit ton of self control. How many people would turn down Wonder Woman?

[colorlessxXxempire]

@SuprSlowMo not me :D



[chipsamy]

I love your tag

[Kilox1000]

Thats short for "bitch I have better options than you" 

[Cuddibuddi12]

Wonder Woman... comes from a island of immortal warriors.. she's strong af... hot af... and very very very likely still a virgin... and the Batman turned her down... YOU... ARE... GOD!! TEACH US YOUR WAYS!!!

[Shealight01]

@Cuddibuddi12 i love your comment. it stood out in a very good way.

[Cuddibuddi12]

@Shealight01 thank you. i just hope it gets the green thumbs soon.

[darknewday4d]

@Cuddibuddi12 He IS pretty Godlike..lol

[50Animator]

1.One dating in the team is always fun.

2.Wayne get over your issues with your parent's death.

3. Wonder Woman can beat the shit out of any of your enemies.

[eric484181]

@50Animator Btbatb Wonder Woman vs Joker says otherwise >_>. *runs*

[Exccentrous1]

@50Animator Well, the first one's a bad idea, especially with the villains the Justice League faces, but Batman LETS his issues ruin his life and really should start thinking with his head, not his angst, and yeah, Wonder Woman could clean Gotham up in a good weekend.

[SuperMicklovin]

@50Animator for the record joker through an exploding toy doll at her and she was got owned pretty badly

[TheMykcal]

@50Animator He can never get over his #2 issues.

[3DSismash]

@50Animator That's what Superman thought about the Joker. He almost died.

[50Animator]

@3DSismash Superman underestimated him....Wonder Woman won't make the same mistake.

[zankai4the1ending]

@50Animator 1. Batman doesn't like fun.

2. Batman likes his issues. They keep him awake at night. When he fights crime.

3. The Joker has taken down tougher people. He goes toe-to-fake-toe with the GODDAMN Batman on a regular basis, after all.

[Reficuls]

@50Animator Well, almost all of them.

The amazon's are technically made out of clay.

Enter Clayface. absorb one Wonderwoman.

And then there's Prometheus... who actually almost beat the entire justice league once.

And then there's Joker, who has in several ages gone to Themyscira, beaten Wonderwoman and all her soldiers down, and taken over.

But other than that, and possibly Bane... yeah, no one can beat up Wonderwoman from batman's Rouge gallery.

and yeah... Batman really needs a councilor.

[blackyonbi]

@50Animator we are talking about batman

[mrzuzej]

@50Animator

except joker had joker been the archnemesis of anyone in the league other than batman they would have gone insane after a couple years

[clickclackBlipBlop]

I'm a rich bitch with tissues, lots of tissues.

[SamDiesel89]

4. I'm gonna f*** your brain out !

[JJHdisney]

If she was on top and fucked him really hard, his erect dick would probably break like my #2 pencil when I can't sharpen it correctly at school. However, if she was on the bottom or did it with him doggy style, I could see him surviving. Maybe it's just my imagination, but I think Diana likes rough sex... OvO. Here's what I mean.

Batman: FUCK Can you slow down!?

Wonderwoman: No? *trollface*

Batman: Is this the Amazon way?

Wonderwoman: Nope I just found a weakness! *adjusts*

Batman:OH SHIT

[HeartOfPureDarkness]

Way to spoil a romantic moment... (and a bit of a hypocrite considering he tried dating Lois Lane!)

[Curseddemonsasukez]

@HeartOfPureDarkness as bruce wayne not as batman :3

[mitie23]

Batman: I m into screwing lady.. NOT ..DATING >_<

[UltraAnimaniac101]

4. I'm more of a...cat person.

[Conversewitch]

@UltraAnimaniac101

Fuck YES

[TheMykcal]

@UltraAnimaniac101 This joke literally made me laugh out loud. 

[takumi0190]

@UltraAnimaniac101

5.- You just crushed solid rock with your bare hands what'll happen to my bat family jewells just scare the shit out of me

[ericbr7]

Batman actually has a point when it comes to villains. People like Two-Face or Penguin couldnt do shit, but Joker, Bane, Scarecrow, and Ra's at least would a threat. Joker's a homicidal lunatic with laugh gas, Bane could probably land a punch plus his intelligence, Scarecrow's fear gas, and Ra's has a criminal organization and 600 years experinace of fucking people over.

[Gabrielbjsh]

@ericbr7 Do you think Mad Hatter could be a threat? :}

[ericbr7]

@Gabrielbjsh Element of suprize, sure. I would think the JA probably underestimates some of Batman's Gallery. Sure they arnt super powered, but many of them are mentally unstable and unpredictable. All Hatter needs it to get or replace her tiara during a fight and BOOM. Instant sex slave. Joking and a bit unlikely, but still possible.

[Curseddemonsasukez]

@ericbr7 yes...he even kissed bruce wayne using his own daughters body one of the women bruce loved... IN batman beyond so ra can reaaaally fuck people over... physically and mentally

[JustThink00]

@ericbr7 bane inteligent? not in this show, and his strength is laughable by super standards. scarecrow could be a threat, but superman has pwned better. The only real challenges would be Joker and Ras

[ericbr7]

@JustThink00 Bane doesnt show up enough to really say how smart he is, so fair point. One sniff of Scarecrow gas, and Superman is probably reliving his being controlled by Darkseid over and over. Yes, Joker and Ra's are the biggest threats. I always was sad they never had a Ra's episode. For a bunch of lunatic geniuses and mass murderers with more regard for a rock then human life, Bat's Gallery is horribly underrated.

[Tythegamer658]

look at the other looses trying to get number of likes, like galactic 123 pathetic

[VorVeEnterprises]

4. theres a reason why i lived with robin. hahaha jk i luv the bats

[joe0077]

4: im Gay

[MrKevin486]

Lots of issues....

[solanoguz]

4. I'm bussy staring dramaticly over the city from these gargoyles

[shyryguy]

4:i already like catwoman

[mkoo]

4: On the Batman Beyond episode "Out of the Past" I was looking at photos of girlfriends and you were not in it.

[shirye]

4. Refrigerator

[Ben82077]

1: Dating within the team always leads to disaster

2: You're a princess from a socity of immortal warriors I'm a rich kid with issues...lots of issues.

and 3: If my enemies knew I had someone special they wouldn't rest until they got to me through her...

Wonder Woman: I'd pay.

Batman:....My friend, you have yourself a date.

[cyberslayer002]

4. You're a total bitch.

[youweon]

4. Sorry but there are also Batwoman, Catwoman, Batgirl, Rachel, Talia al Ghul, Robin, Robin II, Robin III, Harley Quinn, Joker... So many people.

[lobofaca707]

4. you would get pregnant right away because I always cum inside. Too fertile for any solution... and we aren't ready for that yet.

[AlanSmithySculptor]

@lobofaca707 wouldn't the child be the most powerfull super hero then inheriting Bruces intelligence and Wonder Womans abilities?

[lobofaca707]

@AlanSmithySculptor yeah but the kid would need parents, its real parents who would take care of it. And back at that time it wasnt possible. Still, the kid would be great. But I personally prefer Bruces kids to be entirely human, like Damian, then theyre truly badass determined.

[AlanSmithySculptor]

@lobofaca707 You make a good point about the raising issue "honey I need yu to pick up JR from pre-school". "Can't right now, Scarecrow is poisoning Gothom with fear toxin".

Maybe in a elseworld story where cannon can be warped to suit storylines. I wasn't really thinking of him being Batmans sucessor but as an extension.

[ObadiahtheSlim]

#3 is actually not rather relevant when she's stronger than his rogue gallery.

[LordManda2]

@ObadiahtheSlim one puff of Joker gas or Scarecrow's fear toxin and she'd fall down laughing/screaming just like everyone else.

[OHNOESNOTTHETACOS]

"I'm a rich kid with issues... Lots of issues."

[malesupreme]

Catwoman...Talia......Sorry...­I like bad girls...

[haltopen12]

what episode is this?

[Chatzzzz]

That's exactly why I don't date!! 8|

[Ben1977820]

4: I'm already seeing Alfred.

[SoundThruTheStatic]

@Ben1977820 This is the only comment that matters. 10 points to Gryfindor.

[Firegod619]

i'm a rich kid with issues...yes

[NightRaptor]

Come to think of it......I don't believe Bats has a single enemy that COULD ever get to him through HER...

[MrSourceMan]

Batman's a FUCKIN' BOSS. I rarely read comics, but Batman is definitely one of the best. (tying with Superman)

[oldjeff100]

1. Im Batman

2. Im Batman

3. Im Batman

4. BITCH IM THE GODAMM BATMAN

[nintendude24]

9. I can't count.

[InsaneEric130]

Wonder Woman's all hot for him and he's saying no? Talk about issues...

[Focusphobia]

106. Too many crude jokes.

[MrHattley]

4. What you did to that stone would destroy my genitalia

[linkgold64]

4. i would wreck you!!!!

[VictoryIsMudkipz]

4. Because Catwoman is watching from a far

[MeTaLdUdE02]

4: you can't handle the Batman, 5: amazon chicks are too easy, 6: i don't date, i womanize.

[metaldorksforever666]

So...in other words...Batman's emo?

[bobkelso22]

4: I'm the goddamned Batman.

[pokemonlova99]

Im a rich kid with issues lots of issues

-thinks in head- please don't ask what kind of issues if she found out I had sex with every girl it wont look good

=D haha

[DeathDealer1997]

I'm a rich kid with issues...lot's of issues

[tosswartul]

Batman, anyway, has a batgadget to fuck her whenever he wants! XP

[MasterChief07]

If batman were to date Diana using the phrase 'date' that would to be implying that it would be possible for the batman to fail in getting into Diana's pants, which the batman does not fail.........

[BeastlyTheOne]

4.Darling im the goddamn batman

[silversoul69]

Diana is hot... and she knows batman would like to fuck her....

[T3hR0xz0r0fS0rts]

4. Balls

[coolguy701]

"however...we can get it on on this rooftop right now"

[freedomphamtom3]

wonder woman: *smashes rock* ¬¬

[LordManda2]

BATMAN DOES NOT EAT DATES!

wait what?

[EnvelTheTrader]

4. bats.

[TinyTitian]

So thats why I he only dates villains D=. Doesent explain the 2 kids your well not taking care of bats.

[thedarkmaven]

Selina, Talia, Harleen and Pamela

are disappoint.

[Wurzelknecht]

yeah because it would be easier for Bruce's enemies to get to him by targeting the super-powered, flying, magic-lasso-wielding, ass-kicking Amazon Princess who could probabably beat the batarangs out of him before he even knew what hit him.

Seriously Bruce, I know you're the goddamn Batman and all, but that was a VERY stupid and sexist comment towards one of the most powerful women in the DC Universe.

[2wingo]

@Wurzelknecht WW is powerful, but plenty of Batman's enemies could find ways to hurt her. Scarecrow: Fear gas. Mr. Freeze: entombed in ice. Joker: Psychological torture. Mad Hatter: Mind control. And that's just to name a few.

[Wurzelknecht]

@2wingo yeah but again: They would have to fight a superhero MUCH more powerful than Batman. Sure Batman is great but it has been proven time and again, that in a straight fight between Batman and a superpowered enemie, Bruce is at a heavy disadvantage dispite all his gadgets, Martial Arts and his big brain. So why should they risk the asskicking of a lifetime by going against Batman's really powerful girlfriend when they could go for him directly or better: for his human friends like Gordon?

[2wingo]

@Wurzelknecht Because 99.99% of Batman's enemies are STARK-RAVING INSANE. They don't follow the sort of logic that would go "go after the easier target just because he has no powers." They'd want to go after the target that would hurt Batman the most to lose. Besides, it's true that Batman has little chance in a straight fight against superpowered individuals, but since does he EVER engage them in a straight fight? He wins by using strategy and tactics.

[coolguy701]

@2wingo when i saw the 99 percent i thought you were ganna make a joke about the 99 vs 1 percent...

[Thefuhhinfoo]

@Wurzelknecht If other super heros can get captured then im sure she could too. Villains always find a way

[DarkInception]

Batman layin down the law

[CurtStyles]

i'm pretty sure Wonder Woman can take care of herself a bit better than Vicki Vale

[kinkiking1963]

Bat man tells it like it is.

[UltraAnimaniac101]

*Wonderwomen breaks stone * Keep Going.

4. I'm more of a cat person.

[HatterMadigan]

*Wonder Woman apologizes and returns to her kitchen and makes Batman a sandwich.*

[justinok67]

"I'm a rich kid with a lot of issues" Nice quote batman. xD

[LawlMaster]

Hmm... But there is the fact that you can make bitchin sandwiches and do laundry super fast....

Yah, I'll give it a shot. Just don't bother me when I'm pyooonin on Codmodtree.

[kaidablu]

4. I haven't managed to sleep with all my lady villains yet.

[Galactic123]

4: If you flex your Amazon vagina during intercourse you will squash my dick like a pasta press.

[Fiddlewheel]

@Galactic123 heheh... picture batman walking around after that with a shrill and high pithced voice.

[subscropion]

@Fiddlewheel joker will milk it for what its worth. and none of the robins will feel a little bit more braver since he doesnt sound all intimidating anymore.

[WellBeSerious12]

@Galactic123 5. That doesn't mean she can't give him a quickie... ;P

[jaycr2006]

4. I am smart enough to avoid dating a woman that can kick my ass every time I see other women.

[tehthirdperson]

4) Robin

wait... wat

[NonstopRam]

@tehthirdperson their is something ambigous about that comment....

[RankoTheDark]

The only issues I could think off Is watching his parents die...Watch is side kick die...and Watching his partner go insane..not to many issues...Well I guess the Scarecrow fear may have done something but meh who knows.

[DarkPieman]

@RankoTheDark And the little matter of dressing up like a bat and jumping around punching people every night.

[cobra888]

How can you say no to Diana...Never mind I got it. YOUR THE GODDAMN BATMAN!!!!!

[GabinRevolution]

He just didn't want to say that she's not his type.

[EmtyThe1st]

NO DATING

ONLY JUSTICE

[CrimsonAssassin999]

Batman does not eat Wonder Woman!

[ACBfan17]

4) I can't take kids..*Puts off* BECAUSE I'M BATMAN!

[yushinzzo]

Batman is soo textbook

[jhopp1992]

4. Because I'm Batman

[NatedogJr]

#4 My bat d**k makes the girls scream and run away :(

[solanoguz]

4) I'M THE GODDAMN BATMAN

[solanoguz]

4) Your "new TV show" never came true

[solanoguz]

4) I'M BATMAN!

[psovegeta]

Batman probably has a tool on his belt that gets him off on command so he doesn't need a woman.....

[awesometown1000]

BATMAN DOES NOT LIKE DATING!!!

[godzilla1463]

I would love to see any of batman's villians try and mess with wonder woman lol