Free Strip tease! | Crabstickz

[GeneralCheesecake]

yus new zealander !

[annabelSPNlover]

I kinda want to punch the douche who asked the last question. Go pick on someone with your own level of crude nastiness.

[dante01234543210]

...*Bear hugs for the last one*

[RhondaAnaconda123]

Aww, Chris looks genuinely so sad in this video. ): Can i just keep him safe in my pocket?

[J05huWa15h]

My FAVORITE excuse :D

[MissyPeacheezzz]

Oh my gosh i really hope that wasn't true at the end. We love you Chris !

[tomevo95]

For the record, what is your favourite movie?

[TheLaughingKitten]

Damn good excuse, can't argue with that..

[evangelineanne1]

i love how this video has more views than others, i wonder if it is because of the name?

[tinysocks3]

Am I the only one who went back to give him a high five?

[CosmicPandaMan]

Fudge-packer

1.A term for a homosexual male alluding to the supposed tendancy of fecal matter to become compacted during male on male anal sex. Often it is considered a derogotory term applied to a homosexual male. Also called a donut-puncher, cork-soaker, coke-sacker, sock-tucker.

Clarence is a fudge-packer. He'd like to know if he can push in your stool.

[Peeliification]

I'm a New Zealander! I'll just be here... waiting... maybe... :P

[KeepWindowsOpen]

Lucky New Zealanders...

[JieyjiknretRulez]

He's like the love child of Jim Carrey and Mitchel Davis.

[EssexGirl95]

@SurvivalStar He's 24 now :)

[lokje47]

press 2 for a angry dwarf

[strangesocks]

It's apparently been 26day since I last watched this. It's been to long xD but I know this video so well I act it out whilst watching it how sad am I? Facts!

[roxiechan1]

Oh and i was looking for girl stripers by the way. Odd huh?

[roxiechan1]

Ok i totaly dont know who you are i kinda stumbled upon this video while looking for sexy blonde stripers and thought you looked nice and all i get it this? WTH?! STRIP NOW!

[EmmaTube1234]

you are sexy.

[RawrrSkittles490]

Dr.who poster!:D

[Sayukae]

I want to have sex with you every day for the rest of my life

[strangesocks]

Just look down you'll see my last comment and yep I'm still here completely able to quote this entire video including gestures and random noises but i realised something since then i don't need friend I have imaginary friendships with Crabstickz and nerimon so :p

[CousCousConPollo]

He's like the British version of Mir (from MBLAQ) O_____O

[Narola]

I died at the end..

[LuckyStar12495]

press 2 for sex noises ! :D

[onetwothree1639]

OMIGOSH

rocky horror

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<3

you just got ten times more attractive

[bansribb]

I should not eat and watch anything by crabstickz #foodeverywhere

[strangesocks]

How many times have I watched this? Enough times to decide to act it out whilst watching it and quote it in everyday life... Seriously anybody want to be my friend?!!!! PLEEEEAAASSSEEE!!!

[jumixjives]

I love Rocky Horror Picture Show!

[hrappstead]

i think the dudes funny just gotta have a sennce of humor some ppl always judging other ppl because they too have insecurties but hey judge on ppl ima watch and subscribe!!....

[TheBestVloggerEver]

Are you Shauna's Harry Potter...?

[JessicaAlbaFan365]

damn shes so hot, i wonder if her videos are on str8videos(dot)com

[MsShinratheZergQueen]

woo rocky horror picture show!!

[brebob17]

new zealand =D

[ItsRainingZOMBIEZ]

Fill me, thrill me, fulfill me!

Creature of the night! ^-^

To the person who asked the last question:

Are you trying to put people down because you realize that you have no sense of humor, a low self-esteem, and lack a charismatic personality? Are so full of insecurities yourself that you get some sort of sick happiness from picking at people's flaws? You must be a hideous person. Inside and out.

[Mazyoo]

@ItsRainingZOMBIEZ Rocky Horror!

[VixxieRose]

@ItsRainingZOMBIEZ You deserve a medal for that comment! Brilliant :)

[BestFriends83]

you're so awkward. :')<3

[Dylanownsguitarhero]

I remember when you first pulled your finger out of the box.

I think I pooped a little.

[brooke35541]

the end got me:/

[hannnahh69]

0.40 nice ass ;) nomnomnomn

[smileneful]

awhhh.... he's so cute! :DD

[HeyitsMaryClaire]

I love crabstickz, i actually think he's so funny! I've just started video bloging myself and I commend him for doing so well, I <3 Crabstickz!!! :D

[happybreadfruit]

You are just plain fantastic. My american friend and I (I am also american), well we just love you. We would eat cheese with you anytime! We just got the pick up line haha.

[bridgetcity]

click 2 for win

[BtB10011]

@Susmanify that's just great I do hope your a girl

[Susmanify]

in the next video i wanna see ur penis

[strangesocks]

She liked the pick up line Xx

[strangesocks]

By far my favourite video I love it so much I'm going to show my mother I'll be back in a minute...

[strangesocks]

By far my favourite video I love it and I shall now Gø and show my mother I'll be back in a minute...

[Charcoalgreetings]

You would pick that song! *Pats head*

[PMSLtuurt]

love how you sing a bit of rocky horror.

[WeedQuality]

whats ur first time that you said wtf ... in ur whole life ?

[27Keira27]

LMFAOOO his excuse for not making a video in a month...god i love chris (: <3

[qMermaidq]

yes! 5 points for rocky horror picture show!

[hprwhglover]

you are soo brillliant. and all your videos are amazing. :)

[neesha4590]

I got all excited for a strip tease!

[TheCaitlinAwesome]

Thrill me chill me fulfill me creature of the night.

I felt like I needed to continue the song.

[AhhCestJade]

Your eyes are amazing.

[lilzaish]

can i meet u one day?

[madkiller365]

wanna hear a baby laugh press 2 :D

[katieletowentzway]

the last one :'(

[JessicaRabbitt1996]

i will touch you (;

your amazing <3

[llaurrennnx3]

awe the last one makes me wanna cryyy ! :(

[JdeppHatter17]

you be fiiiiiine.....just saying lol

[lilzz723]

ZOMG ROCKY HORROR! <3

[J3ssy0Jay]

facts! FACTS! 

[lottiewillsonpiper]

@SurvivalStar i think he is in his early 20's like 22 or 23? haha :P

[NicoleBellaa]

Marry me? <3

[ozonelayer211]

Very funny last question.. amazing answer

[ravingredhead11]

you should sing some more Rocky Horror!!!!!!!!!!!!

[smoshygleekness]

@ravingredhead11 Haha XD i can imagine him singing sweet  transvestite.

[heyheyyy21]

your awkwardness turns me on

[gotsickdetail]

I love what he says to the first question. And I absolutley love Chris's laugh then to.

[1corz]

Can I have it then? That's what I wanted, free cheese, I love cheese!!

[LaxBros4Life]

@TorchWhoCanada lol all my teachers do that too and they just end up giving out suspensions and they STILL dont get the damn joke!!!

[gotsickdetail]

Didn't stop laughing, literally, I nearly pissed myself, fucking love you, your orgasmic

[TorchWhoCanada]

it is funny cause one of my teachers always says meet me halfway and everyone laughs and she wonders why......... lol old people make me laugh.

[NinjaOutfitInTheWash]

Bum boy. LMAO

[IAmALooney]

it's okay my mate got the nickname one minute dan.... take a guess why

[bubblesnfire]

Twinks or bears?! - funniest answer ever. Genius.

[michandmackattack]

rocky horror! haha that was great

[ameliakhloe]

nomnomnom, chris you are FINEEEE.

[mtxh89]

n_n

[MonsterSceneGirls]

0:56 - 0:59 Orgasm noise.

[happinin]

am i the only one when i say this guy kinda reminds me of justin bieber?

[ameliakhloe]

@happinin that is an insult to this fit english lad

[nathajjj]

lmao



[yaoilover299]

IF U DONT LIKE CHRIS DONT F***IN WATCH THE GOD DAMN VIDEOS!!!!! Ily you chris:)

[yaoilover299]

dude wtf is your guys problem if u dnt like this guy then fuck off geez fuckin christ hes not doing this for u guys hes doing this for people who enjoy his videos u stupid cock suckers hes hilariouse and if ur to egotistical to see that then get the hell off of his page and or video.

[CoconutLimePineapple]

creature of the night!!! Rocky Horror Picture Show

[viveleskateful]

I want eat a strip cheese

[megattaz]

Fudge packin ass rapin gayboy

[marshmellok]

Why does he always meet people at 7?

[792italianhotty]

I wonder why this video got a lot of views ;)

[someonemango]

2:55-56 face looks like a rabbit! Ur hot!!!

[Lyagami96]

Dude your accents sexy

[Taekwondoiscool1]

Twink- skinny young gays

Bears- big muscular or hairy gays

[ldiggy132]

U SUCK and sry we did mean it In highschool fag

[yaoilover299]

@ldiggy132 go fuck urself u stupid dick sorry but i do mean tht:)

[ldiggy132]

@yaoilover299 chill u troll i was  fukin kidding

[devilgoesrawr]

Hi XD

[Harcy101]

Lol nice answers there bucko

[jakenjul1]

Hot

[bipolarbear1996]

You eating cheese is more arousing than any strip tease.

[hannnahh69]

@bipolarbear1996 i would totally like this, but it had 69 likes so i thought id leave it be..

[bipolarbear1996]

@hannnahh69 haha okay, I can't even remember typing that comment, and I come back and it has 69 likes

:D 

[tinkerbellcutie123ed]

WILL U LET ME HUG YOU

[950jazzy]

u hav a perfect nose :)

[xXBlackSonataXx]

The way you look directly at the camera, unlike most youtubers makes me feel queasy...it's like you're actually talking to me XD

[allisonxnosilla]

such a cute little sound at 2:53

[anponnda]

I meant your a doosche nazle

[anponnda]

It such a doosche nazle

[Babyinnie]

Crabstickz you should respond to this because I love you. B]

[BaileyJapes]

FACTS! FACTS!!

[Andy17]

you remind me of the Doctor in the Green wing...well done...its a show about a hospital, they are all doctors... yesh... but if you know the show you'll know which one

[stanbdaname]

u knoe bears are hairy big fat and or muscular gay guys

[deadliestrapevalaid]

I can’t make out your eye color!

[seores1]

why are you that gay?

I feel bad for you



[seores1]

why are you that gay?

[audraannesinclair]

nice video

and love the reason

[audraannesinclair]

nice video

[lovefunfill]

hahahahaha, i love all your videos, actually made me laugh out loud!

[valentinegirl13]

I laughed like crazy through the entire thing, and then at the end I was like, ":D... :|... :( Aw... no..."

[tytu124]

such fag it

[xTaleOfTheHarietts]

I actually kinda let out a tear at the end :/ You're such a beautiful person, anyone who knows you are already lucky

[TheCrumpmasters]

haha! ...bumboy :L tht made me piss myself 4 about 10mins....my mum came into my room to find out wat was happening, but i coulnt tell her coz i was laughing too hard .........bumboy :L

[alonedarkq8]

but it in your ass

[cSlade576]

thrill me chill me fulfill me creature of the night.

[thenry789]

I felt so badly at the end. :(

[supahfreeak]

but were you really called that in high school ? I'm sorry :(

[yaoilover299]

@supahfreeak i know why are people such jerks



[supahfreeak]

lol at the question asking if you were a virgin why would anyone think you were a virgin honestly...

[Moolikeaduck]

:O The Rocky Horror Picture Show!! I now and forever love you!! <3

[lilgrindah09]

You are very attractive.

[roadsideflowers]

Big hairy bear... LOLLLLLLLL

[missMJ95]

ok to everyone who thinks he's "gay"

question for you ... why do you watch him?

yeaah think about it!

[tttemma]

Chris dare I say you are a **wink wink**... ''Creature Of The Night'' :D

[OnAPlanePedestrian]

Your fucking gay

[concretepoo]

bring eggs

[pimpin2010]

Fuckin gay cunt

[BoxingSkittle]

@pimpin2010 WTH he just jokes abou it

[Sarasvati93]

Hahahaha "like everyone else... with my hands !"

[jessrosemay]

Rocky Horror Show. Yes. x

[TheGodOfPegana]

Either I'm easily amused or you are the funniest youtuber I've seen so far!

[Descise]

hahahaha, sooooo funny! but i dont get the pickup line... ' bend with your knees and not with you back' what?? :/

[char3e]

@Descise it was advice for actually picking things up, like bend with your knees and not your back cos it will your hurt your back.

it wasn't an actual pickup line:P

[TheLOLOMGFTW]

@Descise pickup line as in how to pick up a girl like to go out with her and then pick up as in how to pick up heavy objects, and people to say that the best way to pick up heavy objects is to bend with your knees and not with your back. hope that helped :P

[ItzNinjaPenguin]

you look like Kristof Ammann from Switzerland search him on Facebook :o

[Annettexlolx925]

Hot accent

[LemondropSoldier]

The ending to this video. I just want to hug you!!

[Leanna1447]

I liked your Rocky Horror song there :) Quite nice

[captianoftheeast]

what was the last lie you said...hahahaha NICE

[Shparkie]

I want a firemonster tatoo, Where can i get one? :P

[xTenTenXheartsXNejix]

You should do a song cover XDXD

[xTenTenXheartsXNejix]

I love you nipples XD

[FrittenxD]

pause at 2:54 ♥

[LaddersIntoLeitrim]

Goddam, your funny. Love the dragon, btw.

[LydzieeBoo]

Aww crabstickz, I mean the last question :(

[kayleighsa]

lmfao with that tribal tattoo

[Jammogears]

Yay New Zealanders :3

[eatenbydinosaurs]

i highfived the screen and you didnt highfive me back

i feel so alone

[adammarriott69]

last qeustion made me a bit sad for you, cheer up though, formspring's full of idiots who obviously have nothing better to do then pretend their smart and use big words :P

[ninjaassassin27]

you, are amazing. for having a brief history of time, by stephen hawking.. have you read it, actually?

[WeirdWeAre]

awww the end makes me wanna hug you so much :(

[AnjelleMJ]

i wuld want a strip tease :) <3

[gigzy43]

3:50 to 4:05 was the best for me haha xD

[maritree]

lol fkn funny

[ThumbprintTheatrics]

I totally re-winded and high-fived him at 3:08.

[RitaProductions94]

I look and sound so stupid watching your videos. Why? Because I laugh too loud and almost fall of the chair. Every fucking time

[MissVatamaniuc]

u cute babe :) love ya

[LeighBethany123]

Funnnyy

[hellzangelrulz]

i hate u says my brother

[10Slayer01]

The names of these videos...

[jakk4u]

awwwwwwwwwwww, that last part made me sad =[

[BbDemonic]

lOL!

[gothchick26]

Would you dress up as Dr Frank-N-Furter for all us lovely ladies?