Ronnie Johns Half Hour - Paulie vs Mission Impossible

[megatronacepticon]

My favourite Paulie skit is the one where he discusses the dangers of stickers on apples. His solution is to put a second sticker on it, warning people about the first sticker. Regrettably that one isn't on Youtube...

[zaklebroncavs23]

whatt if, hypermathimatically

[diabolicslipknot]

science-tology lol

[mzchubbz1]

hypermathemattically

[thetallman6]

"Mission very dificult, if your retarted im sorry, but you are stuck that way" Roflmao

[OurLPeace]

That's a South African accent.

[oprahouse]

ive got my eye on you

[salentinu]

what does he says at the end??? and what kind of accent is it???

sorry for the questions but english is not my mother language...

[kellbellnjimmy]

He is speaking English with a "woggy" accent (woggy meaning either Greek, Maltese or Lebanese not sure which natio, but ita one of them)

[pditie]

it says "i got my eye on you" and its like a wog voice

[BlasphemicSatanica]

Lebanese

[WetChips]

its south african but its not the best accent but haha i love this gay

[reniZzal]

they filmed that in double bay !!

[killstrike6]

"put a sticker on it,mission very difficult if you are retarded i'm sorry but you are stuck that way"

rofl the scientology part made me laugh so harddd!

my favourite is the gnocchi one tho.

[50gzinaunit]

this guy is a legonadary figure

[fliponcrack]

" i dont wanna start nuthin" lmao

[ReneeJoel]

yeaa, i agree.. im in Australia.. do the shows play here too?

[bigswanno]

the paulie sketches are brilliant

[Ball3r4LyF024]

Mission very difficult if u are retarded im sorry but your stuck that way

ROFL

[mileyloverox]

this is guy is rich! sooooooooooooo funny, i watch this show every friday!

[JohnEko]

Every friday? I thought they stopped filimg the show? Or is it just repeats?

[uku19]

nah there is new episodes

[AdmiralHolt]

Shmeh. The girl he's talking to, (also Poppy and Rita), is my cousin.

[deadlylouis]

and u think ur mad

[pungooer]

Glad he stuck it to the Scientologists.

[TRENSTAR007]

ive met chopper reed on ronnie johns.like paulie kinda diff. chopper is actually played by ronnie johns just to let u no. my foto with him,i pose as me stkin my middle finger up and he said, ur doin the finger at ur mummy are ya? thats very naughty. lmao im goin to his next tour, 1st was funny as shit

[jimjamkillsnerds]

You mean you have met Ronnie Johns.

I have met Mark Reid himself.

[TRENSTAR007]

yeah that. lol. im goin to his next concert in april. not far off :)

[alexhaysman]

u met chopper?

thats fukin insane

was he cool?

[DrTre01]

Hypomathematically

[Jas007n]

Got my eye on you

[lobas]

i met paulie on wednesday in the city and told him hes a funny bastard! hes very different in real life but still a gud bloke though

[KoRnDuDe19883]

really! awesome!!!!!!!!!

what did he say to you?

[djlobas]

my first words to him was you are the funniest bastard!.. at that moment he was like wtf. then i told him that i love his show and asked how he got the job.he said he went to uni and then entered the comedy festival and it all went from there. hes a really reserved person which i didnt expect lol but a very descent person

[KoRnDuDe19883]

wow, awesome!! i never would have guessed!

that is so cool!

[vipersnake322]

mission very difficult

if you are retarded, m sorry, you're stuck that way

lol

i also like this one. paulie vs the bible

[piratewhiz]

lol i said that to my teacher, and i got suspended

[vipersnake322]

lmao

[newmaster321]

said wat 2 your teacher?

[Minority93amy]

rofl XD

[0ommbop]

BUT HE DONE IT ROFL

[slrworth]

chopper rulz

[srbijamakedonija]

fully sik wog

[dementeddumbass]

lol i got my eye on u fukin funny!!

[ajgio]

nothing BEATS chopper

[vipersnake322]

i no

he was so funny on his harden the fuck up australia tour

did u go to that?

[mjsmeganjeanshaw]

hahahahha.

[stavlich]

Is anyone going to see Jordans standup show Manwith a domiant claw? in sydney, melbourne or adelaide???

[bacardibreezer7]

"Mission Very Difficult, If You Are Retarded I'm Sorry You're Stuck That Way", lol.

[Barbossa123]

i know a paulie!! hes my uncle hes real cool kinda like paulie from rocky

[iluvkellyclarkson]

LOL i luv dis show...funni

[manasckalko]

if ya like this one watch the one on gnocci, it was the first one they did, "its not pasta's its potatoe".

[rcsurfing]

There's now several gnocci ones, one explaining how Paulie's parents died because they were allergic to potato and unwittingly ate gnocci... hence his compulsive, unselfish desire to put warning stickers on everything, without reward... god bless you Paulie... funniest fella on TV for years

[FULLYSIKM8]

funny shit

[KurtisCool922]

lol pretty gd one

[tehmenz]

LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO HAHAHAHA

[originalkranksta]

hahahahah lol everytime i watch this im still not over it:p i think he might be on something here wif his genious idea wif the disabled sticker oh and i knocked out declan carter!!!!

[kenjinator]

paulie and chopper are classics.

[troydabigun]

mission very hard. but not impossible lol

[Nathos88]

lol, i know A guy that looks and acts like paulie

[rcsurfing]

I wish I knew a Paulie...

[originalkranksta]

yer same its funny

[cheekeymonkey]

hahaha, i love this show