Desperate Bitches: BFF Edition

[ErikaLAUTNER]

Beetrum makes my life.

[jonnyguy3000]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhah­aha

[IcedEmOlattte]

"If your out there [awkward.pause] come..find..me" / "Wuud y lyke sum moore masshmellows!?"/ "They do just about anything for yew....LIKE SUCK YOUR DICK!" LMAO I wish I had bff's like them ahahahaha

[mountainmanjamhaha]

HHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHA

[suny0545]

what combo you want numba 1 numba 2

[Heartlikearock87]

eeeeeewwwwaahhhh ryans voice !

[iamlordmuffins]

I'd love to date Clitoris......I mean Cleatus XD

[XxthaliaazxX]

Cleatus (pedophile) :O

[shrosiak]

"and they do anything for you. LIKE SUCK YOUR DICK! so date mee. :)" XDD LMFAOOO

[nighthawknina86]

cleatus is the human salad fingers

[klara163000]

Cleatus is creepy

[MattyUrbanowiczVEVO]

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­A U MAKE ME LAUGH !

[RNSmile]

Awww Beetrum! <3

[channelofcrazy]

i wanna be best friends with beetrum xD <3

[sugama246]

lolz cleatus is so funny~i like to hlp with the lil preschoolers lolz

[GrimmReaperess]

my internet connection sucks, so it keeps freezing on Beetrum.

IS HE EVER NOT MAKING AN UGLY FACE??? xD

[tossigtoker]

0:52 

[lola960990]

so funny!!!!!!!!

[Hannahsaywhat1]

Ryan...are you gay?

[mimil0ve1]

ewww ryan :( ahhahahahahaha.

[babyfaceNicky]

like SUCK YOUR DICK..hahaha

[ItzTIFNIBitch]

lmaoo @ ryan!!

[starsnrockets01]

Ryan is too funny

[Lautnergirl0425]

Clitoris is creeeeeepyyyyy! Even though I know it's ryan, if I ever saw him I would scream

[Rotarrius]

lol omg that talking clitoris was terrifying

[nessie0bella0edward]

Omg Ryan is sooooooooooooooo funny and it's 3:30 am and I'm cracking up my moms gonna kill me

[modestmouse1620]

Hahaha this is awesome.

[SHITnameee]

Haha, LOL your so god dam funny!

[craziicutie3]

Cleatu=petafiler!!

[heyjudette]

i want all these bffs

[dontnou3]

lool

btw what´s the music in the background when ryan is talking?

[ShinigamiKingJ]

thats funny ryan sounds like salad fingers, if you dont konw who he is then you tube it

[Arya2611]

Cleatus, what a creeper...

[sjotero]

the ending was hilarious. :DD

[Kirraxo]

LOL i love the little spasm at the end !

[wowerz82]

oh my goodnesss......

[tardsXloveXllamas]

My name is Beetrum

All my friends call me Tubbykins

Gaah I think you're great! You're videos are hilarious. How do you come up with these ideas? I wish I was creative enough for these things haha

[firegurl03]

Lmao! xD

[therabbitprince]

slutty hoe #1, your hat makes it all worth it.

[HelloMiaa]

i love ryan! hahahahahahahaha :)

[Photogeneticub]

OH dayum! That last one creeped me the hell out! LMAO!

[bellaEFFINGpalmer]

Cleatus not clitorous is my kinda mayun XDD LMFAO JK JK JK

[buhrittt]

damn i'd date him~ hah

[DoDaLeeBopBop]

NUMBA 3

X333

[THEkillingart]

i need more beetrum.

[lovefob88]

you so put them in order from most hot to least hot

[carloz4]

i luv he first one im obsessed with him

[HappyinDenim]

I'd totally date the 1st one. Seriously........although getting wifey beated sounds oddly exciting. lol

[DaylightRobberyCA]

Kenneth's mask had my DYING.

-Db

[poopieface8791]

would you like some more marshmallows?

[GreyShampoo]

NOT CLITORIS GODDAMNIT!

[Lisajawa]

I looove Ken. He's hilarious! Where are his cool emo glasses? haha

[Liana1P]

MAh nayme is cleatus not clitoris!

[Mayavina]

"Cleatus not CLITORIS"! I seriously Died of laughing!

[SeeProfileForDetails]

@Mayavina ain'ts you bitches gots any trailer hitches

[Chibochi]

I liked the 2nd one :) ^^,

[mareehaney]

The third one is Ryan.

[Daraah95]

lmfaooo at 0:53 haha

[halfbreed1204]

@Daraah95 hahahahaha I completely agree. I love his little expression.

[bernie48g]

i like tubbbykins!

[xNikkiNava]

MMMMMMMM HAHAHAHAHAH

[kablay1]

WHERE IS GLORIA? I WANT TO SEE GLORIA!

[rachelfr91]

the 3rd one made me laugh so much!

[ohhitskenna]

the third one is her friend corey<3 hahah hes hilarious, i love you gp

[Oreo7115]

Ryan?

[mikeyboyyxx]

LIKE SUCK YR DICK

yep, i just pooped.

[X0D3BBi3X0]

haha cleatus is creepy!

[CHRiSEYdheqreat]

lmfao! i love Cleatus! omg lmfao 5 stars for PedoBear!!

[MadamPanda1]

That was super funny

[cusil518]

bwhahahahahahaha....great job!

[xXxqueenyessicaxXx]

Fuckkkk you always got me hellla weak.

[foxyrosedanie]

lol ryans was the best!! nd the first one forgot his name was very hot lol jk

[BShortysbaby92]

haha wow ryans was creepy

[toriplatypus]

cleatus should be a voice actor :D

[Shewolf97x]

Lol

[keikoame]

x__x  O.o

^.^

[achynadoll]

the 3rd one is just scary man

[flowercabra]

omg scary and awesome!!

[SkysongOfSerenity]

LOOOLL

[makeshiftmindset]

my name is cleatus

NOT CLITORIS

laughing so hard my sides hurt

[hearnoevil7]

The last guy kinda reminds me of a younger Willem Dafoe. This was hillarious, btw.

[Vercinger]

Clitoris is freaking spooking! :|

[jap0asian0gurl]

LMAO!

[yupperz8]

i use to think RYAN was cute ... now he scares =[

[hootinanny]

I agree! haha

[emstar1254]

i love u beetrum

[micositoo45]

fap fap fap

[xjangyip]

LMAO @ ALL 3. LOVE IT, GLORIA. LOVE IT!

[poopieface8791]

LIKE SUCK YOUR DICK!

[luisahhhbabayyy]

hahahahaha!

[SiiNdY85]

im so dwn w/ken lmao

[casaeagle90]

hahah last one was scaryest!

[Sweetpuddlefish]

OMG THE LAST GUY KILLED ME!

[GlompoFie]

@Sweetpuddlefish And that was the fifth time I died.  x3

[steptomyhomegirl]

LOL cleatus!!!

[alilxbittaxdis]

OMG LOOOOLLLLLOLOL

[ImaginingImagineer]

I definitely know where the Cleatus bit was filmed, and that frightens me a little. Ironically it's about a five minute walk from an all-girls high school. Oh, Cleatus...

[saxburvia2]

Cleatus NOT CLITORIS. that "suck your dick" line made me nearly cry, I <3 him, bring him to me!

[VickyRamosLovesMJ]

LOLz Gloria you're my hero!!!!

[emstar1254]

cleatus was a creeep lol though

[emstar1254]

i loved beetrum he was adorble

[chemicalenginerd]

Is this first guy Gloria's brother? they look alot alike!

[Paloma923]

Lmao @ Clateus

[TeddyBearPicnicCoolG]

You some crazy eskimos

[jacy2006]

I laughed soo damn hard..lol..

[adrienneapocalypse]

LOL CLATEUS

[MoStoopid]

O_O Oh noes.. that Cleatus guy REALLY scared me LOL

[thatoneweirdperson]

ahhhhh cleatus scared me!!!!!

[HuNNiE20plz]

the last one was not funny just creepy.

[KimSayWhattt]

hahahahahahhahahahahhahaha

[2727Steph2727]

PAHAHA!!!

[Kurotenshi77]

lmfao... Ryan is hilarious.

[natandelliot]

lul

[OfficialPrincessPink]

the last guy waz LOL but the suck ur dick bit waz taking it a bit far XD

[lovingphelps]

how the hell can you guys like this? you guys LIKE that the last guy wants TODDLERS TO S HIS D? DOESN'T MATTER IF IT'S A JOKE.

[xpaintedxblackx]

then dont watch it jackass.

[indubitably00]

Hello, Cleatus? My name is Libby, NOT LABIA. I am a seven year old girl looking for an old, old, very old, elderly mate. I often visit the retirement homes. The elderly will take anything... and I mean ANYTHING.

[BenVilleCullen]

THAT WAS AWESOME

[tinaz127]

LMAOOOOOO

[stephaniebraccioti]

lol the lst one scared me

[StuntedJubJub]

0_0 come find me......^_^

haha that was great!

[RSLTKK]

5 stars for the guy at the end.

haha

ew

[0123biteme]

hahahaha

tubykinsss

[mcrmaiden]

The last guy sounds like the old guy from Family Guy

[BeautyBaked]

i like the last guy best lol.

[idorkful]

All my friends call me... tubbykinz. xDDDDDD

[frikkelfrab]

LOL...

"Aih ahm aightheen years ohld."

[YeseniaDLM]

lmao... wow...

[stevesluvbug]

LEOOOOOOOOO!!!! <3

[getoveritgoddamit]

cliterous lol

[MsHighfive]

hahah

[LollaBunniie]

cliterus XD

[promreina]

Wow!!  My favorite part is the "Tubbykins" part though.

[pinkconverse12]

lmao, i looove these vids, they really ARE funny!

[SasyBecause]

I love logging in and finding you have a new Vid up I know it will start the day with a laugh

[lovingphelps]

wow. talking about young girls s-ing your d. thats disgusting even if its just a joke.

[xlilaugie]

i agree with u

[rebma8717]

hilarious

[paperdawl]

HAHAHA ryan's accent was hilarious

[MesYeux04]

Ryan reminded me of the nasty old man from family guy, who is inlove with chris lol.

[TheHurleykid09]

@MesYeux04 Omg yes it sure does...i was laughin at his voice

[justaroundthebend]

phenoms

[KJC0913]

hahaha

i liked Cleatus, not Clitoiris... Cleatus.

[Babyfaceyeah]

ryan never in any of the videos any more

[zombiesbride]

hahahahahhahaha

[misskiwi97]

i couldnt stop laughing at ryans part..LIKE SUCK YOUR DICK! lol funny

[Ioganstone]

I liked all of them

[smnfaw3]

......... D:

akward..

[ticaralina]

Oh my God I have Ken's shoe rack hanging up on my closet.

[ToadStoolxX]

lol Ryan sounds like the old smelly lady who lives on top of my apartment :(

[feburary13]

for some reason he looked like her lol

[PandaaRockMySocks]

Lmfao 3rd onee..!

[hinatacluts14]

i like the first one :D

[MayuraHokodo]

"LIKE SUCK UR DICK" rofl

[socalguy17]

ryan scared me lol

[PrincessLeeLee07]

hahahaha RYAN!!!

[anastasiamichaela]

OMG ryan was funny as hell!!!!!!!

[aannique]

Soo hilarious!:P whats the song playing in the background when CLEATUS is introducing his sxy self?

[ApRiL3706]

"and they do just about anything for you, like suck ur d***!, so date me" lol

[MiSSAjam02]

lmfao nice !

[choni146]

dubelya tee eff!

[jg2007]

hahahah i'll do just about anything for you!...."like suckyour D***"

[kennykalinowski]

Rip off artist

[ykccad]

'Cleatus' reminds me of the old guy from family guy that's obsessed with Chris.

[lotusmarlowb]

Glowpink is that you with a fake beard?

[forgotten666angel]

lmao!! <3333333333333

[laleki9]

lmao at cleatus... so funny

[kyssuber]

Hahaha "If you are out there... come find me"

[omgiwanticecream]

HAHAHAHHA CLEATUS. <3

[UK339]

@omgiwanticecream i knowXD

[BigCarterB]

i fell you brother

[rachiereay278]

HAAHAHAHA SOO GOOD

[hexinum2]

lolololol i love ryan

[noxiousfetus]

OMG!! HAHAHAHAHAA freakin ryan always makes me pee my self!!

[amaninirra]

so it wasn't funny at ALL until Corey/Cleatus not Clitoris came on...then I pretty much died XD

[EMIlovesUNICORNS]

OMG I LOVE THIS SO MUCH i died laughing at the last guy HAAHAHAHHA

[fallenangel7431]

he must be your brother??!

[ZekaDangerous]

and i wonder if they laughed during Ryan's voice

[MissVoss]

hahaha a good end to the day, thank you! :D

[BabySyrine24]

lmao ryan reminds me of the guy with the messed up hand from scarey movie 2 lmao

[jilliana27123]

lol! ken is my favorite!!!!!!!

[rakilluh17lame]

OMG LMAO