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  • Directed by Alan Smithee

  • i bet nobody watched that horrible massacre to the end

  • @commentn1 Challenge accepted!

  • @Lasse192873 advice dont take that , you are going to risk your tears and your hair :P

  • my mission in life is to hunt u down and kill u ! u fukin fagget!!

    Why are u alive? u are a waste of existance!

    Dont u get it? U have no skill. U have no talent.

    Plz stop this man...its painful....just stop.

    FUKKKKKK....this is so bad! lol What are u?

  • I would totally leave this guy out of my Christmas BBQ. In fact, I'm surprised he can get a girlfriend to begin with. Of course, this is just a music video, so its obviously not real.

  • *clicks on link*

    *watches video*

    *runs screaming for Justin Bieber*

  • i think he kidnapped their families to make them appear in his video just look at their eyes thats fear

  • LMFAOOOOO thats all there is to say

  • hes so hot hes making me tear

  • if you listen clearly you can notice he is rubbish...

  • AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! NO MORE! PLEASE GOD NO, NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

  • staring?

  • ha ha ha so many more flow years to fly....so many more ho's to see by 5.....ha ha ha

  • are hip hop artists not supposed to at the very least know how to count...you sound like you have no understanding of what a bar is have you ever heard the term 4/4...pretty much every song on radio is in it..this song is in it though...your not...zero flow....that should be your new name....ZERO FLOW....

  • I always wondered what Plan 10 From Outer Space was going to be.

  • Your one of the best comedians I have ever seen!

  • haha you fucking sucks dude, your right i dont have no more tears to cry because its so fucking funny to watch how bad it is

  • es la peor mierda que eh escuchado en mi perra vida !

  • lost it @ "she left me out of the xmas barbecue"

    what a joke

  • @xTHExQx But c'mon man; WHO does that eh?

    *guffaws

  • @xTHExQx It's summer in Australia during Christmas, that's why they had a barbecue :)

  • What the fuck is this shit? I've farted better songs than this shit.

  • I'm not sure what's worse, his horrible rapping/singing or the fact that these girls actually participated in this "film clip" without a gun pointed to their head.

  • You need to be struck in the face with a shovel. Twice.

  • i wasnt sure if at the begining this was going to be a porno or a music video

  • The Tommy Wiseeau of hip hop right here

  • This is the ramblings of a mental case, I've seen better lyrics scribbled on the wall of a public toilet. Having said that, I love it! HA

  • Dear Producers

    Try clicking "interpret footage" in your video editing software and choose 16:9...

  • still listening in 2012

  • This song and indeed album sparked off a chain of new phrases between my friends and I. Whether R.A.E.D. is genuine or not the fact still remains that his music has brought us the best laughs and through that I have been endeared to his "hilarious" music. He has a future and I can't wait to hear the new stuff. This video truly cracks me up!

  • Ur better off writing her a cotdamn letter son, cuz rhyming and singing *smh* mm mm! NOPE! What really scares me is that u actually BELIEVE this is good and that YOU are good and I'm sorry to be the 756th person to tell you this but I'm gonna play Simon Cowell on this one and say, "This was positively atrocious, I don't think I've ever heard anything so hideous in all my life. It was like listening to a retard on auto tune that was set to do the opposite of "TUNING"!" My ears hurt now LMAO!!

  • Ummmm if I were you I'd beat up and disown all of your so called "friends" for laughing at you in your own videos, using you and your parents money, for guiding you down this path through fake ass support and for EVER telling you that you were actually good at this!! This isn't music, maybe ur ears don't work or you're tone deaf or something but this is ACTUALLY more horrible then Bangs' "I Wanna Take You To The Movies" video and I didn't think it could get worse then that!!

  • It's a joke guys........surely.

  • After I saw Bangs I swore there was nobody on earth worse...I was wrong.

  • Hey your that jerkoff on Youtube who sings that shitty you got to love this city song. Ya me and me mates can't stop laughing at it. It really sucks ass. Mick has your album and he threw himself off this cliff after hearing the first song. You want to talk about how much you suck? Sometimes I see Dolphins jumping out of the water just to laugh at me and throw shit at me. My girlfriend left me at a Christmas BBQ when she heard that I was going to play my shitty cd.

  • @turdpowerz Your clearly a virgin; dont make up girlfriends faggot.

  • @Nathanschnull YOU BETTER RESPECT ME I WAS ALMOST YOUR DAD BUT THE DOG,MAILMAN,,AND YOUR MOMS BROTHER BEAT ME UP THE STAIRS.

  • @turdpowerz I dont think you have been taught correctly about reproduction; you wouldn't be my dad even if you and my mother did conceive you beta phaggot, only my current biological father had the ability to give birth to me. Your gonna be a dad one day with your own family, full of poverty and depression that hopefully leads to the downfall inwhich is your suicide.

  • Oh common, I had my pants down already, what a disappointment ;(

  • i would be embarrased just to be in this video as an extra. wow this is so funny and messy

  • she left me at a christmas bbq....... wonder why

  • @TheDallywally13 hahahahaha

  • jesus fucking christ. please tell me this is a joke

  • WHAT THE FUCK IS THISE!!!!

  • top five, top five, fifth best rapper alive!

  • 4:06 -- lol

    

  • i actually am face palming from just the intro and killing myself from the song.

  • how did I get here from Mortal Kombat????????????

  • omg best rapper ever

  • You could have at least autotuned your echo.

  • seriously she left u out of a christmas bbq? what a heartless bitch! leave that chick asap! she obviously doesnt love u if she didnt invite u to the best bbq of the whole year! seriously how could she! u must have been absolutely gutted!

  • "I got so many ho's to see before 5" great lyrics hahaha

  • Raed we fucking love you!! ignore the haters!! BIG LOVE from the UK!!

  • @icefacepro OMFG...

  • This guy is a genius, he's managed to encapsulate every aspect of Australian culture in one rap video-it's wierd, shit, seriously uncool and there's prostitutes. It looks like the intro to a Russian porno.

  • I hope everyone involved in this video dies.

  • The girls never came ... the girls never came ...

  • Speaking of Christmas BBQ's, this guy needs THE SLAP!

  • Nah but seriously... is this a joke? or is he serious?

  • This is the best thing ive ever seen... EVER. Biggest fail EVER!

  • so..... when do they start fucking o this aint a porno

  • What just happened???

  • thumbs down. fave.

  • After this video, i had no more tears to cry. 

  • @MrJaysingh09 lmao

  • I gave this a thumbs up for the fact that it made me laugh so hard it fucked up my stomach. LMFAO

  • this is the worst thing i have EVER seen in my life! please tell me your not serious!

  • ahahaa.......holy shit, heres $5 bucks.......go buy some talent.

  • Let's hear you sing a rap song about a Christmas Barbeque.

  • Christmas Barbeque? Moving to where ever this place is.

  • Sickest lyrics I've heard in a while. 

  • RAEDS rhymes are nastier than snooki's vagina

  • My mind was RAEP

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  • one word: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAA....­.COUGH....HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH­AHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAAAAAAAAA

  • Wonder how much they paid those chicks to say they love his music. Jeez

  • what is this shit? ahahahahah gimme my time back!

  • This is fucking awful.

  • this just pisses me off

  • this guy HAS to be taking the piss . This is some damn good comedy if thats what hes doing ! No way could anyone be this tone deaf in real life

  • I reckon this guy wrote to Jim'll Fix It, asking to make his own rap video...and Jim said no...

  • I just started getting into rap lately and have just found RAED. I catch myself rapping his lyrics all day. Can anybody recommend any similar artists?

  • @themegabollox no. raed is the only one with such a sick flow!

  • hahah the girl doesnt give a shitt

  • Can we flag these vids as spam or something?!

  • It's possible that this fella is a giant man tard - a functional retard with no outward sign of his condition until he opens his mouth and produces an outporing of colossal shite... I blame his friends and family for not telling him and anyone who takes money from him to star in these videos. Please please please someone tell me that he is a comedian.

  • this is the white 50 tyson

  • I'm gurghna flyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!! Gold Jerry, GOLD!

  • if you ever get the chance, add raed on facebook... his posts never cease to entertain me

  • You make Tommy Wiseau look like Orson Welles.

  • I'm in melbourne next week, maybe I can staple my nutsack to my leg for his next video... that'd be more intune and lyrically solid than this shit.

  • Few minutes ago I felt like throwing up, I watched this video to LOL, now my stomach doesn't hurt.

  • Whenever I see just one dolphin, just one, just once, that is looking for something, maybe a soul mate, I think of this song and the joy it brings the dolphins.

  • this guy is a disgrace to the australian public and should have his throat slit, piss weak attempt at making commercialized shitty music, you epitomize the lack of creativity that plagues our generation, fuck off, if you want my number or address it's yours cunt!

  • @cannibalknox you are awsome

  • MAYBE THE DOLPHIN WAS LOOKING FOR A SOULMATE.

  • lmfao this is why i listen to metal

  • Why is the mildly attractive red head doing within 5 miles of this guy?

  • @mrmattjohnson1

    cash moves everything around me

  • dope

    

  • what song is he rapping to, cause its not this one

  • seriously, this is a troll, right?

    this can't not be a joke.

  • your doing it all wrong.

  • DUDE!! You won't get ANY hoes by 5 with this SHIT! :-( I feel bad for ANY1 who thinks this is worth some shit. I'd rather isolate myself & take a vow of silence for life, than to hear this wack-ass shit! You'd get more 'likes'-maybe- if u do the song over with those artificial voice boxes. Your rapping, singing, writing AND producing career is OVER, ALL AT ONCE!! YOU SUCK ASS, ROYALLY!

  • Perfect title considering by the end of the video i was all out of tears of laughter from this video.

  • hes from the UK :-p

  • this is daveys bay too.,.......

  • i like his original songs without autotune its more funny 

  • was this written by a 5yr old? =/

  • do us a favor and just stop. The only people who Liked this video prolly did it just so that can come back later and laugh at you some more.. but even then there are better things i'd rather waste my time with.

  • hello im a fucking dumbshit from the UK who makes bloody flaming songs

  • @maddog8211 Feck, Don't blame the UK. He's an Aussie.

  • @AnnieMouse60 We arent claiming him.... he is from England don't lie

  • @jonahisbreakdancing Looks like nobody wants him :)

  • @jonahisbreakdancing He has an Aussie accent, in the video he's surrounded by people with an Aussie accent, the channel with all his stuff on is based in Melbourne.

  • @jonahisbreakdancing And his facebook fan page says he's from Melbourne.

    And frankly, you're welcome to him. :)

  • its a porno... it has to be a porno

  • I can't imagine what kind of blackmail he has on these people to get them to agree to be in this video.

  • The intro dialogue reminded me of every porn movie ever.

  • @ArneDahl111 hahaha

  • this guys so good he should do comedy gigs

  • I can't believe that this is real.

  • You killed it, hip hop that is..

  • 2:25 THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF YOUR LIFE.

  • you spelled read wrong... hahah makes sence ;)

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  • BRO YOUR BITCHES GOT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ...body. o and HAIL MOPPIX!

  • How the hell can this guy be serious?

  • DAY TIME

    NIGHT TIME

    DAY TIME

    NIGHT TIME

    lolololololol

  • This must be some kind of piss take, what a crock of crap.

  • my brain now itches......;(

  • how could anyone actually think this video is serious?! what's wrong with you people

  • okay this is an intro to a porn movie o,o im sure

  • this is too shit for humans

  • She wants to hear it.. She doesn't know wtf she' just got into!!

  • i can make better music by strangling my cat while beating my dog with a lead pipe

  • this is why that mother killed her daughter then jumped off a bridge .. too soon?

  • @mafex123 Too late, actually.

  • DOLPHINS!!

    

  • Raed.. are you for real about your music and your Tripplah company?

  • Haha I cant get enough of this guy!

  • I'm not allowed to watch this, abortions are illegal in my state.

  • i really thought a foursome was gonna just bust out...especially like "i wanna hear it". *insert beat* "wheres......wheres the chicks?"

  • I have no more laughing tears to cry.

  • this is distungly shit, why the fuck did i waste 7 somethin minutes watching this shit, raed obviously your lebanese, seriously even sleek the elite would have you covered? do u record through a 10 dollar mic? and what the fuck is the go with ur singing shit, i feel more dumber musically for having watched this, fuck you RAED!

  • i got so many more hoes to see by 5!

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  • is this some type of joke??? 6:00

    this is aweful this is a parody?

  • My eyes and ears are bleeding. They may never recover. Can't. Be. Serious....

  • This man should be tried for war crimes against mankind....

  • I thought I had 2 windows running at the same time.

  • @hofsteveO haha me too. I was looking for the other window the first 10 seconds... ;)

  • why the fuck does shit like this have a hundred times more views than any of my vids? i need to start making unbelievably shitty tunes, it's clearly the way forward.

  • no wonder why she left him at the christams bbq

  • Hmm...waaait...eee............­mayb.....no, i don't have anything good to say about this "musicvideo"

  • This made me shed a tear. So touching.

  • What the fuck is this guy on? I want some of that

  • farken worgbertz

  • seriously...... if cats could sing....they'd hate it too....

  • In his defense, Christmas BBQs are usually pretty great.

  • the people that are in the clip, i wanna know what they are thinking

  • "sometimes you see dolphins out here"

    wtf? haha

  • I'm cracking up at the redhead trying not to laugh. Hope she was wearing earplugs!

  • jesus h. christ. please kill yourself you brickheaded, classless trashy wog complete doofus of a human being, you deserve a slow and painful death, seriously...absolutely shameful stuff

  • omg make the world a favour.. hide yourself! just the 20 seconds of this vidz i'll took my shotgun and wrote a testimonial to my family.. :(

    GOT DAMN SHUT UP!

  • Ali G's lost Australian cousin

  • if your a rapper and about to quit, listen to this and you'll do fine

  • WHAT THHE FUCK IS THIS YOU FUCKING WOG FROM FRANKSTON GO FUCK YOU FUCKING 90 YEAR OLD GRANDMAS COARPSE YOUR A SHIT CUNT,

    YOURS SINCERELY THE WORLD

  • WHAT THA F*** IS THAT SHIT!!

    "No More Tears To Cry"........ shit that video made me cry non stop. That was some painful shit.

    Can they please fast track laws through parliament which make it illegal for this dick head to sing!?

    And what the f*** is wrong with these morons who help him make the videos? Geez, someone say something to him. Help him!! If you're his friend, take him to a hospital or put a leash on him!

  • @Vader02 Haha laws should first be passed to make it illegal for him to receive centrelink payments

  • was waiting for the girl to get naked

  • It... It's beautiful...