Hello old boy, long time no hear. In these days of cutbacks and austerity, I must bring up the topic of food, basicly, what do they eat like? Do they need to be hung, slow roasted, stewed, or even deep fried. I mean, I am having to cut back severely on such essentials as Smoked salmon, Fillet Steak etc, and it seems such a shame to waste food...Any ideas old boy.
Hello old chap, I am still around. Just thought I would report a slight worry old boy. I have found signs of liver fluke and lung worm in a few of these rascals. One I had the other day was chuffing riddled in worble fly, and had a nasal bot fly up the old shnoz. I am am little worried about TB. Are they known to carry it old bean, I mean, we are always blaming the poor old Badger. But what about these beggers. They are on the up you know! What.
I see that old "Do they feel pain" debate has rose its ugly head again. Let us have your thoughts old chap....Do chavs feel pain. I must take a radical stance and say that I dont care if they do. They tend to squeel a tad when old Jack latches on, but they are soon dispatched with a swift tap to the edge of the reversed baseball cap. Bally good fun old boy.
Welcome back Dartmoordog. Exaustive studies have shown that they do indeed feel pain. But mostly they are under the influence of some substance and as such no.
They also suggest that fish have a 10 sec memory this is also not true, but is true of a Chavs which is why they gain endless pleasure from breaking things.
Preposterous we can't hunt them! They breed faster than we could ever cull them, so it wouldn't dent their population at all, and it's not like they have feelings.
Is there a closed season old chap. If not may I suggest an open season of perhaps, the end of Feb through to end of April. I know it is a short season, but the Pheasant shooting has finished and the salmon have not realy got going until then. I am sure if we had a concentrated effort, we could achieve a satisfactory cull. Think again about the females, they seem to be in season all year round so perhaps they should be, well....In season all year round. Bit like Muntjac. Your thoughts dear boy.
No close season dear chap as they are clearly vermin, definitely not game. Therefore to be hunted whenever the mood takes.Females no use for them I am afraid in season for male chavs but can be regarded as gravid as far as being hunted by gentlemen. They smoke and spit don't you know, blurry aweful creatures.
Nice try,but I have an excuse.You see,I was on at the time and wasn't quite myself.Although it is a meritorious time to blood ones boyfriends.You too have an excuse for your poor spelling.You did not attend public school.You seem to a have a problem with your double consonants.May I SUGGEST you put down your AutoTrader and peruse a dictionary.Anyway, you can stick your beastly, rebarbative hunting.I'm off to the alehouse to view a proper sport-The Arsenal thrash those wretched Turks in the 2nd..
Please accept my apologies old gal, had no idea you were a girly person, one never takes a pop at the ladies, I consider myself told awf.Hope you enjoyed your horrble round ball game haw haw.
In no way did this chap attend public school.Joke or otherwise.Now,once you have recieved your reward at the bar,run along to the cottage and clean the grate.Thats a good chap...
Well I have to inform you old chap that when I was at school although some time ago, received was not spelt "recieved", run along and toast some muffins and fetch the jam, there's a good fellow.
This is so funny, but to say the fox hunting ban was 'unjust' is rubbish. It needed to be banned,
jo979 5 months ago
This is so funny, but to say the fox hunting ba nwas 'unjust' is rubbish. It needed to be banned,
jo979 5 months ago
IS IT NOT THE CHAV THAT PUTS MONEY IN YOUR POCKETS BY BUYING YOUR PRODUCE FROM YOUR FARMS MMMMMMMM HOW CAN YOU HUNT THE PEOPLE WHO FEED YOUR POCKETS?
RIDDICKorigional 1 year ago
A LOAD OF OLD TOMMY ROTT OLD CHAP !!!
RIDDICKorigional 1 year ago
Hello old boy, long time no hear. In these days of cutbacks and austerity, I must bring up the topic of food, basicly, what do they eat like? Do they need to be hung, slow roasted, stewed, or even deep fried. I mean, I am having to cut back severely on such essentials as Smoked salmon, Fillet Steak etc, and it seems such a shame to waste food...Any ideas old boy.
dartmoordog 1 year ago
bloodey unbeliveable damn i can't spell
wightknight121 1 year ago
rofl epic fake interview
GWR4079 1 year ago
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Pathetic obnoxious tripe.
gilesosborne2 2 years ago
A much more justifiable sport lol. And very good video. I like a bit of satire.
trippendale742 2 years ago
lol'' we go down to portsmouth and wave some mcdonalds around''
alexthem123 2 years ago 3
The manner of speaking really didn't come across as "toff" - though the accent was brilliant.
"That's one gawn" was brilliant though. Quick and witty.
All in all though, a nicely done bit of satire there! Pretty good for an ad-lib too.
thirteenfingers 2 years ago
Hello old chap, I am still around. Just thought I would report a slight worry old boy. I have found signs of liver fluke and lung worm in a few of these rascals. One I had the other day was chuffing riddled in worble fly, and had a nasal bot fly up the old shnoz. I am am little worried about TB. Are they known to carry it old bean, I mean, we are always blaming the poor old Badger. But what about these beggers. They are on the up you know! What.
dartmoordog 2 years ago
ROFLMAO.
Genius, mate, genius.
"Would it surprise you to know, that's it actually ILLEGAL to hunt them?"
"...illegal...?" *thinking 'oh shit'*
DrarryForever 2 years ago 2
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This poor man has a problem and needs medical help
gemcare 2 years ago
Yes you are so right he has just shot himself in the foot!
jontrackerjack 2 years ago
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yeah..but you also like to bang your head into sharp objects..so your opinion does`nt count!
checkmybigboobs 2 years ago
love it! ahahahahaha
happyhunter1 2 years ago
"thats one gawn" lmao
robbiethecowboy 2 years ago
Very good. was the gun shot dileberate or chance. he seemed to laugh at himself when he said"one got there"
Davidhunts 2 years ago
It was a total ad lib but what a godsend the shotgun going off. The vid could be a bit better.
Glad you like it though.
jontrackerjack 2 years ago
It's not "Do Chavs feel pain?"
It's more "Chavs Should feel pain"
Nameless742 2 years ago 2
I see that old "Do they feel pain" debate has rose its ugly head again. Let us have your thoughts old chap....Do chavs feel pain. I must take a radical stance and say that I dont care if they do. They tend to squeel a tad when old Jack latches on, but they are soon dispatched with a swift tap to the edge of the reversed baseball cap. Bally good fun old boy.
dartmoordog 3 years ago 6
Welcome back Dartmoordog. Exaustive studies have shown that they do indeed feel pain. But mostly they are under the influence of some substance and as such no.
They also suggest that fish have a 10 sec memory this is also not true, but is true of a Chavs which is why they gain endless pleasure from breaking things.
Toodle pip old chap.
jontrackerjack 3 years ago
Born to Hunt - Screw your ban Mr brown!
HuntingwithHoundss 3 years ago 7
Preposterous we can't hunt them! They breed faster than we could ever cull them, so it wouldn't dent their population at all, and it's not like they have feelings.
sethkar 3 years ago 5
Is there a closed season old chap. If not may I suggest an open season of perhaps, the end of Feb through to end of April. I know it is a short season, but the Pheasant shooting has finished and the salmon have not realy got going until then. I am sure if we had a concentrated effort, we could achieve a satisfactory cull. Think again about the females, they seem to be in season all year round so perhaps they should be, well....In season all year round. Bit like Muntjac. Your thoughts dear boy.
dartmoordog 3 years ago 3
No close season dear chap as they are clearly vermin, definitely not game. Therefore to be hunted whenever the mood takes.Females no use for them I am afraid in season for male chavs but can be regarded as gravid as far as being hunted by gentlemen. They smoke and spit don't you know, blurry aweful creatures.
Keep watching we have a new video soon.
jontrackerjack 3 years ago
Thanks old boy, keep up the good work, what.
dartmoordog 3 years ago
Nice try,but I have an excuse.You see,I was on at the time and wasn't quite myself.Although it is a meritorious time to blood ones boyfriends.You too have an excuse for your poor spelling.You did not attend public school.You seem to a have a problem with your double consonants.May I SUGGEST you put down your AutoTrader and peruse a dictionary.Anyway, you can stick your beastly, rebarbative hunting.I'm off to the alehouse to view a proper sport-The Arsenal thrash those wretched Turks in the 2nd..
tulipcus1776 3 years ago
Please accept my apologies old gal, had no idea you were a girly person, one never takes a pop at the ladies, I consider myself told awf.Hope you enjoyed your horrble round ball game haw haw.
jontrackerjack 3 years ago
Chavs suck you are awesome (they do like shit music) lol theyr always pregnent
scrimy1 3 years ago 2
In no way did this chap attend public school.Joke or otherwise.Now,once you have recieved your reward at the bar,run along to the cottage and clean the grate.Thats a good chap...
tulipcus1776 3 years ago
Well I have to inform you old chap that when I was at school although some time ago, received was not spelt "recieved", run along and toast some muffins and fetch the jam, there's a good fellow.
jontrackerjack 3 years ago
jolly good show lol
tally ho and all that
chav hunting the new way forward i think real good sport
xRandomxRachx 3 years ago
*pow* that's one gone. LMAO
Xenodamus 3 years ago
Keep up the good work
maybe the chavs should save the foxes for a special occasion? maybe only hunt them on certain seasons and chavs all year round.
good sport if you ask me
J7Xuk07 3 years ago
Thats a spiffing sugestion old chap, I will put it to the hunt chappies, a fox at Christmas and Chavs at all other times.
jontrackerjack 3 years ago
raaaather
J7Xuk07 3 years ago
That was awesome!
wondeboy12 3 years ago
KEEP HUNTING FOX FUCK THE BAN
wildfowler2007 3 years ago
I agree bloody townees
jontrackerjack 3 years ago
hahaha brilliant
tru3r0ll3r 3 years ago
smiled....ha ha. Nice work. Thanks for the vid jon.
straylightOz 4 years ago