Jeremy Kyle one-night stand on CCTV english subtitles part 2

[sergeantfan3]

1:03 LMFAO!

[MrFlibberflobber]

Oxygen thiefs.

[shannonisntnormal]

HER VOICE ANNOYS ME SO MUCH OMG.

[shannonisntnormal]

oh dear god. why would anyone touch her.

[MATTNATTMATT]

"i cook for him, i clean for him" Thats what women are for...

[Terrorizer321]

you can see his face drop at 0:55 seconds when he realises he is in for an ass wooping by his tranny crack head of a girlfriend

[MRLOVERLOVER99]

thats why as soon as i save up with my JOB im fuckin off out of this country where people like this are on the streets! so my hard earned money goes on a car on tic! instead im giving just over 300 taxes to go on people like this!!! fuckin doleys bunch of fuckin inbread bed pissers your takin away my insurance money you fuckin theivin alci CUNTS !!!!

[MarkE2099]

Keep pressng 2 fastly...

[MarkE2099]

Press 9 he sounds like a train...

[MarkE2099]

His face when she walks on towards him :L she looks like chuck norris.

[rockermanmatt]

press 8 haha

[1bloodmanchester619]

CCTV footage of this shit?? fuckin hell!! that would be the worst porn ever!! LMAO. sell it to another jeremy kyle INBRED guest they will probz buy that shit haha.

[ligamentdisaster]

What I can't understand is, why or how could that man put his cock inside her sound dipped.

[GVlogs]

"ive not been behind a petrolstation with no guys"

double negative is a bit ambiguous, sounds like she has not been behind a petrolstation but with guys

[michael46561]

Ok i had affair !

[pioneer1981]

doctor evil eyebrows

[SPUDS1983]

What the fuck is that geezer looking at, hes got proper bug eyes. And i cant believe two men would want to fuck her. Rotten minger

[Nicromanski]

'but youre drinking everyday?'

'No, not everyday. I drink about four, five times a day'!?! lol wtf

[10FFS]

darren fletcher??? haha

[ryanmay123455]

subtitles spelt all wrong 2:31

[iamGODtonight]

she is the most beautiful human i've ever seen....butterflies.

[LiverpoolNathan908]

Hahaha I love how ITV couldn't undertand what they're saying so just play it safe with "BOTH ARGUE"

[TheLetshaveit]

Interbred Cunts. Hurry up and die you fucking freaks!!!!!

[HamsterDalton]

I CEWK FOR HIM!

[jayckyhim]

ahh im sure she was in the early series of shameless lol jk

[ThatGuy1509]

He shags a woman that he thinks of as his mother? Anyone else think that's fucking weird?

[MrMGD92]

@ThatGuy1509 the second you apply to go on this you are weird.

[NatsuHybrid]

(Both Argue)

This subtitle describes every episode of this show.

[babyminnow]

Jeremy Kyle, discussing the gender politics of going to see a stripper, what a legend.

[WheresMeNuts]

yuk

[narutofan9tf]

Guilos

[superkarateman1]

she uglay

[graham123ish]

im eating a sandwich and i had to throw it away after seing that ugly face sickk

[murphy341]

what a foul specimen

[mattBAFCbrewer]

omg lol when she came on he smiled and then his face just dropped

[thc2099]

When Jeremy said "This is Ann, ladies and gentlemen", I wanted Ann to come out and go "EH EH EHHHHHH" and throw a chair or something, like in the Little Britain sketch

[teenfitness1992]

@thc2099 HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[Jems17]

Let me get this straight.... she has a boyfriend, had an affair and allegedly had sex with two men at once...

You have NO idea how depressed this is making me right now.

[cathhhhx]

0:56

1:02

[miketickle1206]

@Amstarr01

Don't judge all of us, they are the scum of British society

[Amstarr01]

@miketickle1206 Well, if anything, I guess we must have sympathy. Anybody who looks like that and still thinks they can pull obviously has something seriously wrong mentally.

[Amstarr01]

It's nice to see the class and decorum that Britain upholds.

[DrunkAtheist]

All people in the UK look like this.

[BBQhedgehog]

gas... the only soloution...

[ROCKSOLID19]

HAHA! Fucking bunch os simpleton retards. 

[joeugeda91]

Whoever that sripper was i hope he's well paid, fuck me...

[fruitcake0anon]

Ah, the happiness of relationships!

[1111ENDO1111]

id smash her back doors in!

[johnnystud39]

Why would anyone slide their cock inside that

[SubZero1703]

@johnnystud39 EEEWWWWWWWWW

[TheDjinn2]

@johnnystud39 Ah, cummon man, that incident with Danny for example. She just "needed a shoulder to cry on"

Maybe she tripped while dashing to that "shoulder" and landed awkwardly. Don't forget, there are "men" out there for whom 2 bits of liver and a milk bottle will suffice. LOL!

[RetroGirl1974]

@johnnystud39 OMG, you just gave me a horrible image!! lol But you made me laugh!!!

[Ashwhoplaystheguitar]

@johnnystud39 dare?

[TriviumAscendancy1]

@johnnystud39 hahaha, i think you mean "How and Why" :P tbh i'm sure that whatever that is, it has a cock. :P

[1986billyk]

cewk me up some pig- shlop mother scmiegle ...daneh sez he wants some too.hahaha

[allhailbelial]

ai coook for im

[forcodlicious]

aaaai KEUUUUK FOR EM

[carlangaspataswangas]

imagine them two making a hot daughter, lol.

[lilmccleaner]

idk whether to laugh or cry, cus this is really sad. 

[lovinitinit]

Ahhhhhhhhhhh hold 2 ::(

[s10dlka]

WHY THE [sound dipped] HAVE YOU GOT [sound dipped] SUBTITLES ON!!

SO [sound dipped] ANNOYING!!

[12uuutube12]

scum.of.the.earth. right there.

[BDET89]

Seriously, people should pass an intelligence and personality test before they're aloud to breed. Because the only people who can afford to have children these days are the half witted inbreds that sponge off the government. Thats why the UK is so fucked up at the moment.

[theoriginalopo]

I HATE PUTTING UP WITH YOUR SOUND DIPPED!!!!!

[binladen668]

hold 8 lol

hold 6 shes a dj

[ContrastMusicUK]

LOOOOOL PAUSE AT 1:02 the most classic face ever, CALM DOWN

[tommydoing50]

its easy to see why this country{UK} is fucked

[TalonWolf]

I'd say these people remind me of vegetables, but at least vegetables have some use...

[BDET89]

Seriously, people should pass a intelligence and personality test before they're aloud to bread. Because the only people who can afford to have children these days are the half witted imbreds that sponge off the government. Thats why the UK is so fucked up at the moment.

[Shramability]

Ribbit.

[tehdevil6666]

SIT DOWN!!!

[ixppxi]

surely she's related to the chuckle brothers

[theeholygoalie]

Jeremy Kyle: So you drink everyday.

Dean: No not everyday. I drink about 5 or 6 times a day.

[Barr0wFtw]

i think she swallow'd so much sperm, thats why shes talking like a prick ..

[beckaish]

@Barr0wFtw lmfao!

[Dedokai32]

lol 0:56 it was all smiles till she came out

[Dedokai32]

the entire country hasn't been on Jeremy Kyle you twit @vitaminkmovie

[MAGIXALI]

horny bitch

[lovebritcoms]

gotta be well pissed to have sex with either one of them...not enough booze in the world.

[brobes84]

dumb bastards - it's not even funny - i pitty these people

[breadandjam1]

haha at 1:03 he looks absolutely terrified :P beaten man...

[sc0ttyboy681]

pause at 1:03 omg i cant stop laughing hahahhahaloloooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooolol@:L­OLOL

[HuMuSuX]

Feels nice to feel superior for once in our petty lives?

[Focusmanz]

one ruff bitch

[properdumb]

@wayneyb100. Grammatical errors in the first line!!! Not bad. Your spelling is as bad as the rest of the poorly educated idiots on here!!

[ryanitz]

lol all the bad men give it large on here sounds like they need the Jeremy Kyle show poor, poor chavs

[wayneyb100]

haha you call northern chavs yet you write like a complete mug! come up north you southern cunt we'll show you how its done!! reason the northerners get the job is cause we can do it unlike you wannabe cardboard cut outs with your "iz itz" wannabe gangster trash down south!

[stevegeez24]

@wayneyb100 you sound more chavy than anyother comment on here south and north are no fucking diffrent you moron were all british you talk like your from another part of the world grow up and stop sounding like a fucking idiot

[will69w]

jeremy kyle....... you complete TWAT

[Oliverware21]

Pause at 2:04 Hahahahaa

[TheCocaineCraig]

4:00 ''I don't drink every day... no.'' ''i drink about four five times a DAY'' LMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AO

[properdumb]

@teedonster.Teeth man lives in a caravan. Hes a pykie, so not realy a southerner.

BTW I hear the Army have some jobs for you northerners. Your official title will be "Cannon fodder".

Thanks for "protecting" the south you bunch of mugs.

(I worked on a barracks for 2 years down here in the better, more pleasant south, an ALL new recruits were northern. Not many job prospects you see!)

Bunch of skanky fuking chavs.

Tucked in sox, nice look!

All together now

I goes darn pub....ect...ect..

[adamchattaway]

@properdumb Erm the northern people have always beign more noble and respective then the south, it took yorkshire to stand against the sorruption of henry the 8th, the best of the british empire was from the north. the southerns are mostly immigrants now and you have no respect for anything. you talk with a posh accent and think it makes you noble but your just wanna scum bags, the north fight because we love england and our people, unlike you pompas cunts.

[marcelo06]

i thought that was a guy as well

[dvdsmlprstylr]

pause at 1:03

[pcjoel999]

"you brought me on here and made we look like...." no coz you can manage that all by yourself!

[ollietrix]

LMAO, "i dont drink, not every day no"

"how often do you drink"

"about 4/5 times a day"

[RunscapeHacks4U]

I hate Jeremy Kyle. He always picks on the man and if the man just sits there and takes it he gets worse and if the man argues back he stfu like a pussy and likes the guys arse.

[allbusiness1985]

@RunscapeHacks4U true

[TheAlienFan]

@hope11ification You're a menace to society.I won't be getting into any taxi that you're driving mate ; D

People like you should be banned from every road in the uk. Nothing personal mate but you sound like a waster to me.I rest my case,your honour ; D

[fruitcake0anon]

@hope11ification you think that's bad the lengths I fucking go to for my drug habit...

[TheAlienFan]

@fruitcake0anon Classic comment mate,lol

[TheAlienFan]

"I don't drink ever day,I drink about four,five times a day"

What does that mean? What a bunch of wasters

[GabarTheGreat]

LMAO " (BOTH ARGUE) "

[curtmarn1994]

LOAD NOISES !!!!!!!!!!!

[BigDaveNeg]

(SOUND DIPPED) ROFLMAO!

[properdumb]

@MCGowan228. It's spelled "hear" you dumb Cunt. An I know where it's filmed. I was commenting on the fact that it probably wouldn't matter if it was filmed on the fucking moon it would be mostly northerners on it, you Ginger prick!

All together now.....

"I goes down't pub"

[charliefarlie20]

jeremy 'welcome to the show' ..... 'hulaawwrrr' lol

[CobaltKris]

This guy has one of those faces you just want to punch.

[properdumb]

Hardly EVER see southerners on it, only skanky northerners.

Must be because its filmed ooop north???????? No!

Sing along now!!!!

I goes down't pub,

I as ten pahnts,

An I gets reet plastered.

I goes back home,

I beats 't' wife,

Cos I'm a northern BASTARD!!!

[MCGowan228]

@properdumb And you're obviously a cunt but you don't here 'northerners complaining' and its filmed in Manchester genius that's really southern...

[teedonster]

@properdumb you want to see skanky southerners on jeremy kyle guvnor?

type in jeremy kyle teeth, enjoy your terrorist attacks, fucking southerner

oh and btw we say darn not downt

[goldielookinjohn]

what the fuck, that guys face muscles go the wrong way.

[TheTofuGod]

these people look like peasant character models from some medieval rpg videogame lol

[YouCallTheseBagelz]

@TheTofuGod Best comment ever.

[EDLGeordieLad]

@TheTofuGod LMFAO, that is the funniest analogy I have ever heard.

[igorninator]

he looks like a bullfrog.

[willzyx12]

shes a janker

[MrEverydoghasitsday]

the first 28 seconds really don't do any favors for dean he looks fuckin insane

[will69w]

JERMEY KYLE IS A COMPLETE FUCKING TWAT!! IF I EVER SAW HIM IN REAL LIFE I WOULD KICK THE FUCKING SHIT OUT OF THE LITTLE CUNT FACE!

[m10690d]

here why the fuck wudju put yurself up on tv to sort a problem out ?!

[bazza01786]

These people represent British people

[Kaptainrdean]

@bazza01786 Rule Britannia!

[will69w]

@bazza01786 SCUM

[mrfanlogan]

shes a mong and so is everyone at the show and on it.

[peteristehbest]

I KEWK lmao

[1111ENDO1111]

she luks like darren fletcher from man united, n he jus has a funny face

[CarloGrey]

I reckon she prays on the pissed, simple or gay... cos only a gay could shag her - she proper looks like a bloke

[Prazzee2]

how did she get laid? not only has she got a bad attitude, she's butterz....

[crucifr1ed]

the crazy woman looks like psycho paul from ideal

[cidd4]

thank god you put subtitles on.

[siqbrah]

who the hell would want to bother being with a woman, who doesnt look like a woman, but an man, and an ugly man at that.

[nightsynth]

she COOOOOK'S for him lol

[bazza01786]

@nightsynth so true. lol

[theVOICEuk]

FAIL OF THE DAY fail3

[thecrazyhenchman]

at the end of the day tho

[spackhollogay]

He puts his beer in his drink before everything else? Well I don't know about you lot but that was the last straw for me.

[SimplyyHelenaa]

HAHAHAHA.

Life nowadays hey:))

[thepapergunman]

I dont drink every day i drink about 4-5 times a day ROFL

[clanwar144]

pause at 0:56 looool

[listenTOcallum]

@clanwar144 pause at 1:02

[ienjoypie8]

Who in there right fucking mind would sleep with that worthless vile piece of shit behind a petrol station?

[MrLeight87]

The owd woman sucks cock like rock, she defo was behind the petrol station with 2 blokes, she has a crack pipe hidden in her collar

[DeanGoulding]

She looks like she shampoos with crystal meth

[DeanGoulding]

I'm ashamed to share a name with THAT guy.

[pokerchamp4]

she looks like the much older version of nicky graheme

[MLGOriginalN00B]

U-L-G-Y she aint got no alibi, she ugly, she ugly

[and551]

thanks for the subs lol

[MagicalHopingBunny]

people like that make me wanna be sicj

[Latt996]

These people win the Lottery. ha ha

[TAD1960]

Ann looks like Peter Beardsleys blond tranny brother and piss in the bed e.t lookalike, ha ha ha fukin shower of scumbag english cunts, with the biggest cunt of all being Jeremy,you english are complete and utter toerags , god shave the queen Lmfao

[lekyim]

love how he claps when Jeremy says 'dump him dump him'

[EllyMcCormack]

I look at this and think, "There is no hope for humanity."

[beacalldavid]

Hate the show full of gypsies and low life

[seekyefirst]

I would punch her f**king silly if she was my partner. Ugly, disgusting, vile, scum. That guy needs to give her a serious hiding, get all his anger out and then leave without a trace....

[HulioConswalos]

I love when you can no longer tell what they are saying so the subtitle is 'both argue':L

[RepentYeSinners]

feral scum

[forevarn18]

there accent are soo hard to understand... i can only understand jeremy... why do the rest sounds soo day/???

[MrWelshwookie]

that women cant speak a bit of english

[smeatonx]

i cewk for im

[wnfcjkenvfj]

loool that fat guy with 10 chins is so dumb he starts clapping when kyle tells the transvestite to dump him at 5:07.

[Kieran110494]

he loved so happy to see her........ then she started screaming lol

[dtomic17]

she looks like a bloody man hahah

[kieran360]

LOL "But your drinking every day?" "No not every day....i drink around 4 or 5 times a day" hahahahha

[DJNightRunner]

@kieran360 - L.M.F.A.O... NOBODY even Noticed that?! XD Not even Jeremy LOL

[mrLAURIE12345]

I like the show and all, but the guy on the right doesnt look cautious enough :/

[snipermojo]

Why oh why do people like this stay together?

[BobbyHodge1]

mother of god she is hideous

[RiquelminhoUK]

LOL @ how quickly Peter Pettigrew's smile disappears at 0:54

[dullski786]

A COOOOK FOR 'IM !

[musicalmeniki]

haha his face when she came on he looked genuinely scared lol