Troublesome Hallucinations

[KostomWred]

why the hell would you start a bad trip?

[BrianaBelton]

whatever shes smoking i want some.

[marquisdejolie]

@BrianaBelton

Hahaha! Are you SURE?

[skinnybubblebutt]

she's seeing ghosts

[marquisdejolie]

@skinnybubblebutt

Ahyup.

[ItsJacquilikeJackie]

wow that's sickening & funny :/ it's a wonder the madness ain't drove u ovr the edge or into drinking or drugs

[marquisdejolie]

@ItsJacquilikeJackie

Actually, it drove me in the opposite direction: towards healthier living. Now I swim and exercise daily and go to regular medical checkups at the V.A. and read up on nutrition so that this won't happen to me. Genetics loads the gun but lifestyle pulls the trigger.

[ItsJacquilikeJackie]

@marquisdejolie I am so happy to know that you have the brains in your family. That is so true & it's a good thing you know how to live.

[marquisdejolie]

@ItsJacquilikeJackie

I'm no genius.....well, compared to them I am, but otherwise....

:)

[NawticJ]

Maybe she would quiet down if you brought her some rocks.

[marquisdejolie]

@NawticJ

Hahaha! That's called "enabling." Or "codependency."

[NawticJ]

@marquisdejolie aahahaha lol

[marquisdejolie]

@NawticJ

Crazy, ain't it!?

[NawticJ]

You need to leave this.

[marquisdejolie]

@NawticJ

I do.

[NawticJ]

@marquisdejolie Thanks god you have YouTube as an outlet.

[marquisdejolie]

@NawticJ

It  really helps :)

[camilorrie2000]

tragic

[marquisdejolie]

And completely ignored by local police & social services, left to fend for herself.

[camilorrie2000]

wow - so glad to know your still around

[marquisdejolie]

@camilorrie2000 Thanks :) I've been emotionally shut down.

[oldbag699]

they made merry christmas spam lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

its not the creatures that u gotta be worried about - just have a great christmas

[oldbag699]

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU ALL !!!!!!!!!!

[marquisdejolie]

Youtube marked this as spam. Howdya like that crap?

Merry Christmas to y'all, too!!

(not a creature is stirring here......they're too afraid!)

[aimeerenee2]

hey they sent the package back...i will chk again,,,,i feel bad for her on here. i mean lol...i was waiting for beth to say to mamawhen your ma said alright im geting them out, i hought Beth was going to call her nuts saying who r u talking to mama....i want to wish u a very merry christmas an new year, hopefully ill ge it right this time..

[marquisdejolie]

@aimeerenee2 Merry Christmas to you & yours :)

[TheBlueFlamingo]

New Yorkers and Indians... can't wait to see what comes next! I see all these little people built a little highway around the walls.

[marquisdejolie]

@TheBlueFlamingo And now they're holding NASCAR races around her walls and the noise keeps her up at night. Yeah right, the NASCAR noise keeps her up. Couldn't be the crystal meth.

[sstteevveesstteeiinn]

You need beads, the settlers bought the island of Manhattan with beads from the indians. That's what you need to do, you need to give the indians beads. Have you tried goats milk, when beth gets like that give her a nice big glass of goats milk, it will cure her! Dose anyone know where the one eyed romanian went, I cant seem to find him? He was standing here just a minute ago.

[marquisdejolie]

I think he ran off with the hand-holding New Yorkers who were waving for their Google Earth satellite pictures.

[sweetliliana]

I am part Cherokee and a New Yorker, guess I don't get an invite to you house ;-)

[marquisdejolie]

C'mon over. I'd like to see the look on Beth's face when you tell her.

[islandGAL7]

:  ) them darn Indians

[marquisdejolie]

Painted rascally rascals! :)

[oldbag699]

lol lol the only indians are the ones that ring me at dinner time trying to sell me stuff - maybe she bought them home in her suitcase from her beach holiday ? did she say a millions shit on her bed ? lol lol can we have an interpretar

i thought she said the goats name was CLIVE : )OMG i understood wat she said OMG note to self : take the blue tabs 3 x a day and lie down

why does she have a little fridge in her lair

[marquisdejolie]

That's my son's dormer fridge. He left it with me to keep in STORAGE. Beth commandeered it for her beer & soda pop. Her liver's gotta be close to shot by now. She drinks (courtesy taxpayers & momma) a case a day.

[oldbag699]

@marquisdejolie a case a day OMG so shes a social drinker then lol lol lol lol

[marquisdejolie]

I meant to say its MOSTLY soda pop, but still.....hard on that poor liver. She should be turning yellow any day now.

[marquisdejolie]

I just cashed in $16.50 worth of Beth's aluminum beer & soda cans. At that rate, I'll make more than $100 in Bethinum next year!

[farnk]

It just gets more and more bizarre. Didn't visions of Indians haunt Jim Morrison too? Or maybe these were real worthless ruthless ones looking for their clan mother and found her in Beth! And shouldn't she be outside with that ciggy?

[marquisdejolie]

She SHOULD be outside with her smokes, but momma gave her permission to smoke inside. So I'm still quit smoking except for Beth's second-hand jackassery.

[Brennna]

Well it's Mama's fault for letting them in. I think Beth is up to something mentioning the sacred diabetic goat though. Just thought I would ask, what happened to the bed?

[marquisdejolie]

Beth decided that the bed was too high to climb in to (and fall out of) & removed the frame to the hallway where nobody could get past without bruising themself. So I took it into momma's room for "temporary" storage. Thanks for noticing.

[GiacomoC]

I once found my bed occupied by 10 girls who all resembled Sasheen Littlefeather, but alas, it was only a dream.

[marquisdejolie]

Were they REAL Indians or just Hollywood actresses from New Jersey?

[GiacomoC]

I'm with the epileptic cow and I believe my Indians were from the legendary Wbeza tribe.

[marquisdejolie]

Hahahaha! That epileptic cow sure has a wild--if somewhat ethnocentric--imagination, doesn't Beth?

[phekwig]

When I grow up and see hallucinations I'm going to have a fridge right next to my bed too!

[marquisdejolie]

Ahyup! I guess there's nothing like being able to lie in bed and have a case of cold beer in arm's reach when wild Injuns are running through your closet!

[bwilli93]

Man-well? Shit man i dont know what to say.....What medication is Beth on ?Merry X-mas, and God Bless.

[marquisdejolie]

Seroquel, Xanax, Hydrocodone, Dilantin, Vivanse, Adderall, Budweiser and maybe meth or crack.

Merry Christmas from me and the Crisco Tribe.

[scflyer55]

Obviously, the Fugowi tribe has put a spell on Beth at your Momma's request.

[marquisdejolie]

Those damned Fugowis! And momma WOULD do that. She likes her children sick & crippled. They're easier to control that way.

[fiddlestix2006]

Maybe I missed something, but was mama playing along with the Indian game to appease Beth? Or did mama see them too?? Either way, I know mama gets a little crazy at times too, but having a daughter like Beth would get ya there real quick. When Beth gets in these moods, is this when she tends to physically attack mama? The whole situation just breaks my heart God bless YOU for being a good son/brother & having the patience, and fortitude to live thru it nd protect them from each other. :)

[marquisdejolie]

Momma encourages Beth's delusions because momma has Munchausen syndrome by proxy, I believe. Or maybe momma's been in Beth's pills again. Or maybe momma's been in her secret stash of whiskey. Momma is a stealth drunkard. So it's always rowdy here in our little house of horrors.

Thanks :) God bless you too!

[chevkoch]

The sadness. Keep having faith for a change for the better.

[marquisdejolie]

I've lost my faith.

[chevkoch]

You are likely just too close to the situation. It's still around, faith is, I'm quite sure. Keep going.

[marquisdejolie]

I am way the F*CK too close! I wish I was observing this closed-circut from Maine.

[BeYourHuckleberry]

Wow....just, wow. I guess its probably easier to play along and not argue when she is like that. And...I can't believe that when she saw the baseboard people she specified that they were New Yorkers. But, I don't suppose you could make sense out if it anyway, I mean...diabetic coat? Cmon. Again and as always, bless your heart.

[BeYourHuckleberry]

Diabetic GOAT that is.

[marquisdejolie]

I think the shrinks call stuff like "diabetic goat" Word Salad or schizophasia. Momma actually does that A LOT, so perhaps it's genetic.

[BeYourHuckleberry]

How macabre, yet fascinating. As always and yet again, bless your heart. Better yet, bless YOU. The bases are more covered that way :)

[marquisdejolie]

Thanks!

"Macabre." I gotta start adding that to my video description keywords!

[BeYourHuckleberry]

You should, its both fabulous and fitting for most of the Beth videos.

[marquisdejolie]

: )

[peglol]

Do goats really get diabetes? At least your momma had good intentions with letting the indians in!

[bwilli93]

hell no, they have no pancreas.

[peglol]

OK, thanks for the clarification.

[marquisdejolie]

Didn't know that either. Gee, that makes "diabetic goat" even crazier.

[marquisdejolie]

Momma encourages ALL of Beth's hallucinations. It's a control thing.

[hallbe]

Don't ya just hate those pesky hallucinations?

[marquisdejolie]

I don't get them.........I think.

[hallbe]

You ever thought your whole life might be one? ;-)

[marquisdejolie]

I hope I wake up SOON!!

Please, Lord, SOON!

[kidblood1]

I want some of her drugs !

[3101010]

No kidding.......

[marquisdejolie]

=80

[marquisdejolie]

No, you really don't. Might be fun for weekends but it doesn't wear off Sunday night. You'd be bonkers Monday thru Friday, too. Employers don't like that.

[MISSBEBEBLUE]

damn those troublesome Indians......tell Beth they are everywhere.....I mean everywhere.......shit.

[marquisdejolie]

She knows.

[Neferkit]

Heaven help us! It's the adventures of Beth and the diabetic goat! As one of those ruthless, troublesome Indians, (well, half of me is, anyway), I would like to apologize to Mizz Beth on behalf of the tribe. Please tell her that I'll do what I can to get them to back off, but I can't promise that they'll do what I say. If it's any consolation, they are a bit afraid of that diabetic goat. It might be a good idea for Beth to keep him close by in case of an emergency. Bless you, James. :-)

[marquisdejolie]

Bless you back :)

Was the video everything I promised?

[Neferkit]

Oh, yes! You definitely delivered on your promise. Hugs :-)

[marquisdejolie]

Thanks!

Hugs back!

[MadBadVoodo]

Five Stars!!

[marquisdejolie]

Five thanks!!

[missashley327]

:O ok...BEST.VIDEO.EVER. you know i love all your videos, but this one...wow.

i felt like i was watching a horror movie. hell, even horror movies don't always get this reaction out of me! i was sitting here with my hands over my mouth, eyes wide open, and laughing but also disturbed LOL. it was the moment that she said "the diabetic goat" that the tears from laughter started to come out!

[marquisdejolie]

We're a bonafide mess here at the piney woods House of Daily Horrors. We are. State certified.

[sheri226]

The look on Mommas face at 2:22 is friggin' priceless. My grandmother used to do the exact same thing.. smirk with her tongue sticking out... I laughed so hard! The diabetic goat had me rolling as well, you can't make this stuff up!

[marquisdejolie]

But wait! There's MORE!

:)

[sheri226]

I can hardly wait!

[marquisdejolie]

I should start showing the wrestling matches probably. Momma is surprisingly scrappy.

[IrishEyez01]

I for one hate it when those damn indians pop in and out  of my closet too lol....wow she needs some anti psych meds pronto!

[marquisdejolie]

We can't get the cops or the paramedics or the exorcists to take her. Nobody will take her.

Cowards!

[DVincentW]

injuns yek yek yek

[marquisdejolie]

@DVincentW Beth needs to circle the wagons!

[ZMoulton]

Those troublesome Indians! I would not want them in my bed!

[marquisdejolie]

@ZMoulton Me neither!

[Awwa1]

A really unique family you have! I am intoxicated by the wonderful story-telling, as though you were a performing troupe and this sad, little domestic drama, was the play you put on for a tuppence. Wild stuff! Wishing you and yours a safe and happy holiday season!

Peace,

\A/

[marquisdejolie]

@Awwa1 It's a sad, sad tale all right.

[hellavadeal]

1 little 2 little 3 little indians ....

Hahahaha

She has lost it for sure.

[marquisdejolie]

@hellavadeal Right now, at this very moment, Beth is SCREAMING for drugs.

[hellavadeal]

I think she has had enough. Maybe her little indians can get her some .

Poor women. She needs a 12 step progam.

[marquisdejolie]

@hellavadeal Momma refuses to get Beth help. She wants Beth at home.