"The Professional Rapper" (The TV Pilot)

[MitchelxUnderoath]

OH MY GAH! was not expecting the Extol from his mom, that was freaken funny.

[YESidoloveRelientK]

ahahahaa this is so funny because my dad met john reuben. he told me he's very polite.

"Are you using my kids as publicity?!"

[DontBeSheeple]

Hey John, I was wondering if you could let me know if my interpretation of your song "The Boy vs the Cynic" is accurate? Please let me know, and I'll send you the link to my interpretation. I would really appreciate your feedback! Thank you.

[lostinhair1234]

what's the song at the end I can't seem to find it

[stevebakereric]

@lostinhair1234 its called gather in. its off of his first album called are we there yet?

[lostinhair1234]

@stevebakereric yeah I know. I found out a few months ago but thanks anyways. :)

[pollol95]

lol 3:00, that is the car I drive

[pollol95]

2:00 lol John Reuben

[supermausiii19]

vid is in ordnung , hey männers frauen tips kostenlos auf GeileZone . com hab ich heute gefunden

[thebestdrummerfla]

haha. he's pretty cool

[samske92]

yeh he seems like abit of a doosh

[BreezyFilm]

it's a mockumentary.

[h00sha]

funny...luv  A

[maskilflava]

he kinda seems like a jerk...just a lil bit

[maskilflava]

he needs water.....lol...who doesn't

[WatchMyWorldDissolve]

lol reminds me of rob dyrdek, both of whom are awesome

[drewmetalchannel]

i love defensive offender.

[Skater4shreder]

hes not full of himself hes just kidding!!!!!

[VMAN851]

HEY i hate being a spammer but will you all plz checc out my songs and tell me what you think please and thank you

[usmc080114]

is this a joke? i like his music, but he does seem a little to prideful.

[BreezyFilmsPro]

It's a mockumentary, he is not really that prideful, but a really cool guy. I wish this really became a tv show though.

[BreezyFilmsPro]

Oh yeah, by the way some of the things said are true.

[ExecutorJoe]

Thats one of the Reasons I Love His Music so much, that more then half of his songs have references about how Fake and Redundant prideful people can be.

Such as "Hello Ego", theres also, "Doin", "Trying Too Hard", "Life is short". No other songs come to mind, but there are more.

Also, this is kinda a run-on Joke, check out the Interview of 'Your Trying too hard' and 'It's All Semantics'.

Amazing guy

(i forgot the 500Character limit, lol)

[ExecutorJoe]

To all thos who Think John Reu is being "Full Of HimSelf". Apparently you missed the Joke, i mean really, Just look at the editing, its all to make this skit even more Funny.

And to thos who actualy Know who he is, and have heard, o i dont know,,, Any of his songs, you'll note his Songs have lyrics that Tend to have something to do with people(Artists Mostly), Being Full of themselves and it being pathetic.

[throneroomlush]

i totally agree with everything written here.

[glebo2007]

funny shit

[JResc2010]

I'm ready for some freakin' John Reuben

[tonyisfreakincool]

100 pounds in 6 months?!?!

IDK why I get this feeling, but he seems a bit full of himself(probably part of the act though, right?)

Keep it up Reuben, you rock! Lookin' Forward to your new album!

[Tanelwwjd]

Yeah, the "rapper pride" thing is all part of the act. In fact this whole thing is a big joke. And a great one!

[thebdonski]

Brilliant.

[hadassah179]

At 3:14 she doesn't even answer the question she just talks about it, What is that??

[PilotLiteCom]

hey john,

We were wondering if you'd care to submit "the professional rapper" pilot into the Pilot Lite festival which exhibits unaired and original television pilots from independent producers.

Cheers!

Pilot Lite

[somethinspecialnow]

Kidscutt is gona be the next big thing...

[gcwjohn]

LOL! I wish he'd made more!

[livewired13]

wow 9 minutes of bullshit

and about 20 seconds of rapping

not even

[laineyberg]

I LOVE YOU JOHN!

[MrsElfman]

I LOVE this video! John is the bestest!

[apoboy2007]

What round on the ends and high in the middle?

O-HI-O

Heck Ya.

Im From Chillicothe,Ohio its about an hour away from columbus and i love your music.

You Are Pure AWSOME

Keep Making The Beats Fly

[mayblossomgiminii]

lisa nova hate video here check it out no shit...

[Kurtisgod1]

John Reuben is an amazing artist.

It doesn't matter what his faith is.

Just listen to his music.

And enjoy it.

[fastmanxc]

I think the arrogance is just to be funny. It's just john being his funny self.

[reservoirman]

he's pretty arrogant and his faith has diminished since his days of 13.

i do like the song "move" though.

[P0YKPAC]

For the record... artistic ability is lateralized in the right side of the brain.

Not the left.

[dorkinchucks]

Awesome video.

[Anointeddrummer1]

LOL. GOOD.

[bob3g]

love this vid! pure genius! just plain all out funny.

[jfreak77]

I hope this gets heard! I'm curious as to see what John can do with this.

[salesdatingguy]

This video is a great example of the concept that I talk about in my video, Attraction Marketing. Click on my name to check it out.

[Moresville]

Cool.

[GESSolid]

Reuben, what are you dippidy doin?

[BeachBum05]

Hallo dort John. Nett, Sie zu treffen. Haben Sie einen guten Tag. Tschüs.

[deathb4chivalry]

THIS AINT MYSPACE FAGGGGOOOTT!

[EmjayJackman]

Holy cow, that scared me! :P I know it was just a joke, but that kind of ego maniac, in-your-face seriousness scares the crud outta me.

[wannabesurfahgirl]

Reuben, you're hilarious. Where's Todd... Clease... cleasey-clease?

[zeddblue]

he wasted somebodies money hiring a crew to film a 'rise to fame' that began 2 years ago. yikes.

[blueminerva]

Haha if this is a pisstake then it's genius

[shareyournose]

Why'd you cut out the clips with LisaNova in them?

[dancegypsy]

The one with Lisa in them is like the director's version. This is the finished product. Both are on here.

[MarcusAmadeus]

He has nothing on Amadeus. Check out Amadeus 3000: in the year 3000. Search Marcus Amadeus on Youtube. Battles

[herc1099]

This guy is talented, dunno how much music talent, but he's an entertainer for sure. ;) Keep up the good work.

[crex81]

quality!

[Poppyflower66]

Very funny! I loved it.

[waits87]

i remeber watching this video

[amserrani]

I want to make Reubonic babies! You bring the brains, I'll bring the beauty. ;)

[starwarsdude872]

lol funny video

[ralphosize]

One of the best independently-made bits on youtube.

[krinorik]

Thanks for the rap

[heytheremia]

*I'm like the hip hop bob dylan*

this was a really good one.

[julieswahn]

*VERY* big grin. This cracks me up.

[santachick]

Hey Reubie, funny stuff!

[icirobin]

Starsky and Hooch was on TV last night and... totally. But still this is a good video!

[Americanogig]

I totally love your video! I remember when you came out to Seattle and totally rocked us (should I say 'rocked our faces off'?) Big Splash was kicking that year! Hope you come back out soon! Funny, funny video.

[lowryman]

Is it just me, or does this man talk exactly like Owen Wilson?

[RachItOff]

maybe a little...

[plan8]

we need this

[medium8]

ofcourse you do.

[MfromP]

I LOVE the hair...xD

[greenstick]

you're a genius!

i love your humor.

[Tanelwwjd]

Oh, man! Of course this is a funny video!

[CCNuck]

Heeeeee!! Yes. It is comedy.

[megrkyjzfan3]

identity is the first song background, im no better than you your no better than me, (returns from what, hes never gone anywhere, thats a great quote)dippity doin, (id wear a life jacket to school thats close to a jeans jacket)

[gentleman92576]

This shit is the next MIKE JONES!!!!

[crazykeeper]

hey man maybe we could team up... wormfarm productions with john reuben. sweet stuff amigo

[mediocremandy]

Ohio, everyone whose anyone comes from Ohio.

[keldan65]

Man, I hope this is a comedy and not real. I'm not sure because if it is a comedy I didn't laugh, I was just relieved I'm not his employee.

[DtominatorS]

okayokay, I have a question. Is this a SERIOUS video? Like, do you actually believe this stuff about yourself? Btw, i think John Reuben: Professional Rapper was the worst cd of the ones you've made, which kinda ties into how bad this video makes you look man. Seriously! Is this for real?

[Diski]

Look, it's pure comedy. If you just check the "Honors" link, it's even categorized as comedy.

[p1tty]

Awesome! I can't wait to see this on the big screens! Hope to see it coming out soon!

David

[darkmarksman458]

Hey, saw you at Icthus, awesome show, hope to see you again next year. Awesome movie, as well, hilarious.

[jtgross]

Hmm. This video makes John Reuben out to look like a complete jerk. I don't believe I'll be getting into his music any more. Get over yourself dude.

[preschooleratheart07]

hahaha.. looks like someone took this too seriously. lighten up.

[Sunhead]

It's almost too funny to be true. But it also seems too elaborate to be false.

[gacktsthong]

Very cool video. Professional, indeed.

[fistjedi]

That's funny.

[getgospel]

This is cool! Hope it comes out on DVD.

Paradox

GETGOSPEL.com

[wackolittle]

Awesome video! so what do you think of barlowgirl?

[emotastic5555]

what kind of car do u have

[scottklaw]

Cool

[keegmister100]

John Rueben is a massive tool dumbass.



[daflindsey]

Funny, Creative, Unique, Inspiring... just can't get enough of the owen wilson sarcasm; I hope this makes it to the big screen, you rock!

[Sunshine100]

Totally boring. Is this supposed to be a parody? I hope so.

[Spetz]

I wonder what'll happen to this dude, like will he actually make it?!!?

[malcolminnz]

After hearing about it in New Zealand on national radio, I thought it was a positive step in the right direction. God speed.

[Airlightning]

Oh my goodness that's hilarious

I love it!

HXC4JCXC

Thomas

[dezine3]

for all the johnreu you need, johnreu.com. If ya can't get enough of John stop on over and check out all he has to offer! Http://johnreu.com

[shiloh1982]

This is SOOOOOOOO Funny!

[darrenclonts]

This is GREAT. I love J.R. He reminds me of the Napoleon Dynamite of rap. I could see this as a great indi movie (Spinal Tap like).

[lolllypop]

OMG WHY IS THIS SO GREAT? I LOVE IT!

[wizzade]

Who needs fame when you have God? Remember that.

[gabrielle333]

it seems interesting, i'd like to see where it's going from here (but i guess that's the point of this little taste.)

[JordanG1211]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v­=5EKXe6ib0t0

[oidarman]

This should be on Comedy Central, at least.

[jerryisgod]

Lol, At first I thought this was serious, thank god its not! Funny vid!

[knashbash]

This is hysterical! 

[knoxiwalla]

I would watch it if it were a series, for sure.

I also just want to say that it's sweet to put something out there that is Christian but not lame. So much of Christian music, tv, movies are things that are not comparable with what is current in the culture. This show has a real potential to raise the bar. And for that, I'm proud to be a fan.

[unknownlove]

AWESOME VIDEO!

[zillafag]

Christian music is the pits man?

It is limited and boring.

Amy Grant figured that out.

[cherifchel]

Great video!  U RAWK, Reubon!

[kjoneill]

what is he dibbity doin'?

[neightdigity]

"ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FRIKKIN JOHN REUBEN?!?!?" I CANNOT GET ENOUGH.

"hes not coming out here till your loud enough..."

[returninginsurgent]

heeeeey, let's go mock JEWISH culture...

[returninginsurgent]

CULTURE RAPISTS. GOOD WORK DEVIL.

[Ghyslain]

that was entertaining, nice job

[skatrgirl5432]

u rock

[craptv]

Pave the Rain Forest!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v­=ROXTq5Z914w

[johnsmom]

Pave the Rain Forest!!!

[crystalstar83]

wooo hoooo!! ur the best!

[justinjamesturner]

You gotta start the doc with the video of you as that chubby kid, im telling you man, that is the shit! Your style is smooth keep it up keep it real!

[brennanw]

go johnny

is this your account!

[n0limitzz]

You should pre order it.

[tolky89]

Professional Rapper+Piston's Game=Great Entertainment

[criseslevel01]

hey i live in columbus ohio too, maybe ill run into you someday, jopefully in the middle of one of your sweet videos....

-liv

[ReubonicPlague]

That would be cool.

[justin6590]

the show idea is so awesome, i would totally watch it!!

[TheeBends]

Haha, good stuff. You'd better sign my ipod before your YouTube fame expands to the mainstream!

[ReubonicPlague]

Where ever technology takes us.

[nothanks001]

That was pretty cool... but you seemed to come off as a jerk at some parts. Maybe it was just sarcasm. idk

[navonod]

I'm pretty sure he's just acting.

[sk2u]

lol.

Sk2u.

[UnmaskedNobody]

Haha, that's awesome stuff, Reuben. My mom even liked it! "If you have to lie, that's not good business. Be creatively honest." haha. Keep up the good work, man.

Jeremiah

[ReubonicPlague]

Thanks Jeremiah!

[dezine3]

Not to be a complete spam.. but I just got my new Reuben fansite up; check it out. johnreu.com thanks

[JLowry]

Let me know if I can do anything for you in the Houston area. Be glad to help...

[JLowry]

Ya know, rooting for the underdog...

[JLowry]

What's up John!

[akemler]

It get's funnier every time I watch it.

[n0limitzz]

PRE ORDER A PS3 NOW AT:

http://www.salehoo.com/go.php?­aff=n0limitzz&type=ps3

[Omar788]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v­=K2L7xdZdk8o

See this clip, it's cool

[TheDiamondFactory]

Not that cool Omar788

[kosongkon]

do u think world will end like this?? >_<

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v­=3DWuGgq3z68

[ReubonicPlague]

Probably not.

[Omar788]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v­=_84M6jJGvNQ

Hey also check this clip

[Omar788]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v­=_84M6jJGvNQ

Hey also check this clip

[Omar788]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v­=ck92BSqmGFM

Visit that link to see the best vid

[boytroy74]

This is pretty funny Reuben. Keep up the good work. This is a great way to spread your message.

[savestheday1120]

Awesome video, hopefully I get a chance to see you in PA sometime this summer!

[caseyddr]

hahahahahahahaha

[ReubonicPlague]

What's so funny?

[DippityDoin]

Reuben is great, combines video, music, different approach and sense of humor, reminds me more of Steve Taylor than Bob Dylan though.

[retrodata]

Another Spoof

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v­=DsaFqbg17bM

[futuremessage]

You are brilliant! I am so proud of you. If only you knew...This is a message from your future. Come see

[nwz]

What is this mayne?

[neightdigity]

did anyone hear about how he pulled out a knife on a guy during a rap battle in the rap olympics in '99? he also played a small part in that east coast/west coast beef from back in the day.

[theSCgosu]

You have a link to this or something.

[neightdigity]

yeah... www.sarcastichumoriactuallylik­ejohnreubenandwasjustkidding.c­om

[Flo45]

The funniest rap all time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! --->

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v­=HonSu4QPI6o

[Flo45]

OK GUYS! LOOK THIS GERMAN RAP!!! THAT IS SO FUNNY (-:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v­=HonSu4QPI6o

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[nwz]

Omg, spam teh uberness!