Mocking Americans in the description... Cool story bro tell it again! -_- doesn't sound like you're truly "emotionally secure" since you just HAD to put the fact in there
Hey can you watch my video "Ray acts brave but ends up screaming like a girl." I have like 440 views and no comments plz watch it and comment if you like. thanks
you tease her for being aracnophobic and you live in austrailia? way too many damn venomous animals and insects there. im pretty sure im australiaphobic.
DON'T READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DO NOT POST THIS COMMENT ON ATLEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW YOU STARTED READING DO NOT STOP. THIS IS SO SCARY PUT THIS ON AT LEAST 5 VIDEOS IN 153 MINUTES WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS
I thought the 'post mortem' repositioning of the arachnid was exceedingly professional! Its all about physiological, phenotypical positioning in relation to anatomical equiliberium...that is the secret to fooling the human eye! Brilliant vid. This fellow's attention to detail is almost forensic!
If I would have been your wife, I would have said "40% of the women think their ass is to fat, 30% to thin, 29% would marry him again. I would have been one of the 1% that I would never marry you again" xD
@Thefakisgoinon looks to me like i got 3, maybe 4 since i know your nerd azz gave it a thumb down :D keep on hating jr. one day your pimples will go away and you will get a gf and maybe have some kids if she doesn't leave you for a better looking guy that doesn't play world of warcraft all day :D
was this filmed with a soggy piece of toast?
JohnnyCake12333 1 week ago
@JohnnyCake12333 no it was filmed with a camera.
JEUXolim 4 days ago
is that real?
booboo46ify 3 weeks ago
0:32 don't worry, we won't tell
iCool909 3 weeks ago
Mocking Americans in the description... Cool story bro tell it again! -_- doesn't sound like you're truly "emotionally secure" since you just HAD to put the fact in there
Angibbabee 3 weeks ago
He's laughing very nice xD
BavariaKing 1 month ago in playlist Weitere Videos von smezsmez
LOL
shawty25mj 2 months ago
is that tofu in the container???
d0ct0rsweet 2 months ago
Hahaha that was hilarious!!!
FluffyJetProductions 2 months ago
Lmfao
LILMUNYMAIKA 2 months ago
@iOrganicTank You're so nice, man.
derptheherp500 2 months ago
HAahaahHAHA!!!!!!
dirtydancinggirl20 2 months ago
Well for an arachnophobic the last place you want to live is Australia. That must like...the worst thing ever.
ddrruummmmeerr 3 months ago
Spiders are cute.
spookym123 3 months ago
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katiefaiez 3 months ago
i'de shit my self sily if i ever saw a spider like that
ZoeDunlap011 3 months ago 2
240p...... *troll facee*
SovietsDragon 3 months ago
I see a couch in this man's future.
skywize 3 months ago
@skywize Would it have been me... I'd get to sleep on the parking lot outside the building...
skrivbok 3 months ago
the guy scared me
kiraraeable 3 months ago
that woman was sexy
weedpackage 3 months ago
Chris Elliott from theres something about mary ! lol
maurim3 3 months ago
זה אמיתי?
coralk12 3 months ago in playlist סרטונים נוספים של smezsmez
Lol that's totally me I freak when I see spiders.
swordebrithil12 3 months ago
HOLY SHIT I THOUGHT IT WAS REAL!
jennalexcakeful 3 months ago
@jennalexcakeful it is real he found dead it his pool it may be dead but it's real
cherrypopfizz 3 months ago
0:32
Louie Louie Louie Loooouuieee
Louie Louie Louie Loouuiii-iii
JeffBruce23 3 months ago 5
@JeffBruce23 Holy shit. Hahahaha.
RootSuitMan 2 months ago
LOL his laugh
Bexstarw 3 months ago
240p we meet again...
MrGuggy10 3 months ago 4
I found your skills with the chop stick more interesting than the prank itself
gixxerfourfivezero 3 months ago
pwned... ;)
TheAsyraf910 3 months ago
Hes laugh made me laugh more than hes prank lol
863cocho 3 months ago
LOL
Annabeth51 3 months ago in playlist More videos from smezsmez
The guy's laugh was better than the prank:')
Cozgirl100 3 months ago
i hate when they say "SHHHH" the camera can´t talk your dumbass
magicballs121 3 months ago
@magicballs121 oh let the guy have his sense of humor back.
mateo4424 3 months ago
0:32 Silvio Berlesconi?
AnAngryMosher 3 months ago
@AnAngryMosher the name is silvio berlusconi asshole!
ale9555555 3 months ago
@ale9555555 Ooooooh, touchy, you one of silvios sex girls?
AnAngryMosher 3 months ago
lovely chop sticking skills
TFMGods 3 months ago
240p... We meet again...
cpPaulnash 3 months ago
haha, what a douchebag
ByeHawks 3 months ago
i was clenching my butt just looking at it =X
JESSICA77042 3 months ago
that would definately result in divorce for me
xxbundyboyxx 3 months ago
oh your cam is 1080 p full hd :)
ugurkaaneksi 3 months ago
is that a real spider
iheartlark 3 months ago
@iheartlark yes
sadjbeat 3 months ago
brown recluse
TheLehpwnage 3 months ago
what are those sweets?
maxxbad17 3 months ago
lol I like your description
Henka80 3 months ago
evil!
willowmonkeyballs 4 months ago
you tease her for being aracnophobic and you live in austrailia? way too many damn venomous animals and insects there. im pretty sure im australiaphobic.
dunno414 4 months ago
taht look soooo real NOPE CHUCK TESTA
lalagirl091 4 months ago
that spider looks real o_o OK FREE REALMS PEOPLE I WATCH ANYTHING I WANT BITCH!
Alixrain2334 4 months ago
no sex 4 u tonight
sojer6mile 4 months ago
@sojer6mile Ever heard of make-up sex kid? -.-
BlueGhostHD 4 months ago
why am i watching this kind of stuff , i am s*it scared of spiders
MsHollowfox 4 months ago 3
All right that lady got the crap scared out of her
mslydiaemily 4 months ago
Someones not getting some tonight
clarence569 4 months ago
where is it?
123skoti 4 months ago
why does he "shhhh" on the camera?
zymbia 4 months ago
wheres ur cloths?
11palkia 4 months ago
I've seen bigger spiders on my toilet seat
and I've accidently sat on even bigger spiders
its all part of being an aussie
SHExxLIKESxxBARINAS 4 months ago
poor quality very poor
NDuggan96 4 months ago
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MockingbirdSoldier 4 months ago
Was this filmed with a rock ?
SaskiaGill 4 months ago
@SaskiaGill It doesn't have bad quality.
sunnymuffin65 4 months ago
@SaskiaGill
Stop crying because of the quality, not everybody has an expensive super camera -.-
MockingbirdSoldier 4 months ago
Lol good work
NewToTheLyte 4 months ago
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SuperJeffhardy1999 4 months ago
I SWEAR to God that whoever tried that kind of prank on me would suddenly run into a big knife about 20 times...
Parklout 4 months ago 40
how did i get here ?
sexyducknom 4 months ago 3
I thought the 'post mortem' repositioning of the arachnid was exceedingly professional! Its all about physiological, phenotypical positioning in relation to anatomical equiliberium...that is the secret to fooling the human eye! Brilliant vid. This fellow's attention to detail is almost forensic!
Ebsteins31653 4 months ago
@AeropostaleKing87 Lmao! XD
xNightShadows 4 months ago
i think it was real but dead
MrIrishland 4 months ago
I hope when I die they use my corpse for a prank
kinglou1904 4 months ago 7
why is he telling the camera to be quiet.like he can hear us
AeropostaleKing87 4 months ago
@AeropostaleKing87 JEEZ HES JUST ADDING COMEDY! USE UR IMAGINATION DUMBASS
Jeffrocks10 4 months ago
good job but next time put on some clothes please!
zombiefeast7 4 months ago
0:32
Biggest pedo look ever.
HoyleDawg95 4 months ago 82
@HoyleDawg95 best comment on youtube ever.
filigold 3 months ago
@HoyleDawg95 mybe the guys name is spider and that was the scary part xD
mibaja 3 months ago
hahahahaha
SuperUncleruckus 4 months ago
You shouldn't do that to a person who's arachnophobic.
Shadrulez 4 months ago
I wouldv shit dude
Traxxas1992 4 months ago
I jumped back.
bucksnorthern 4 months ago
Some nice work with the stick there. Got to admire that attention to detail.
westparkwolf 4 months ago 168
@westparkwolf I agree, LOL! When he was arranging that spider, I was impressed. Made me think, wahhh an artist!
alix682 4 months ago 3
@westparkwolf LOL
xwoodsyx 4 months ago
what sounds like Stewie Griffin walking?
ItsOFishAl 4 months ago
that is not okay.
Lenanator09 4 months ago
go here 0:48 to see her scream :D
TheFighter567 4 months ago
Haha! I do that, too.
Only I put them into my friend's closet...
...and they're not dead spiders, but dead hookers...
...Scares her EVERY time! :D
CallMeMrNameless 4 months ago
she probably hurt his ball somaday relly bad
isobodari1 4 months ago
id pee in her butt
dre32pitt 4 months ago 2
to scare someone you will need:
a fake spider
a chop stick
a bald naked man
and a used tissue
b37adam0121 4 months ago 3
that was mean to do..........but i would do the same thing to my brother XD
MissingSochs 4 months ago
was that a dead spider?
lauren4964 4 months ago
@lauren4964
Found this in the pool, thought I should share it with my arachnophobic wife :)
polski202 4 months ago
press 9 and hear a pig die
ramb0nat0r 4 months ago
lol 240p looks like HD :P heheh just kidding but good resolution.
aleksoboom 4 months ago
Im pretty sure its real, the descripttion says he found it in the pool. I liked how he was moving the legs to make it look all proper!
tontogawowski 4 months ago
Why tell us to shh?
ALLIEDAIRFLEET 4 months ago
omg it looks so real I think not a lot of people won't be scare of it it just freak you out with all that legs and scary
peacelife 4 months ago
@peacelife i'm pretty sure the spider is real. It's dead, that's all.
PowerOfVengeance 4 months ago
HAHAHAH
UndeadRussianLord 4 months ago
LAME!!
JakestokkerTv 4 months ago
shes arachnophobic! :) i would of divorced .. haha.
comedygjcj 4 months ago
well played.
Germnst 4 months ago
why do u do the shhh thingy , its not like we are going to tell her there is a spider...
BamsePorno110 4 months ago
@BamsePorno110 he did it just for fun -_-
UndeadRussianLord 4 months ago
press 4 and he keep poking the spider
MegaDani005 4 months ago
Thumbs Up if you were more scared of the half balding man with no shirt on.
lightinthedark87 4 months ago
oh my god ,i would shit in my pants
monsterpistol2000 4 months ago
@ninjagoalie3 HAHAHAHAHA. LIKE I HAVENT HEARD ANY OF THOSE BEFORE! oh wait i have.
WhiteWolf56765 4 months ago
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isaacjosephdavis 4 months ago
00:32 Pedo-Shhhh
Is like when he enter to your room in night and then he wake you up and is like "Shhhh" :DD
IkianeYaJaH 4 months ago
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Jad3King 4 months ago
YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE BITCHASS!!!!!!!!!
mabarbie1996 4 months ago
u girl got nice ass
JonathanJony167 4 months ago
shhh don't make a sound
MrAngeldemon420 4 months ago
IS IT A REAL SPIDER?O.O scary man xD
LISAAABD 4 months ago
Why shuush at the camera.
TheTigerunleashed 4 months ago
dont u guys hate how they tell us to hush when we cant even interupt thumbs up!
yanksrulebostonsucks 4 months ago
that was awsome bro hahahaha
Le78753 4 months ago
the spiders like 'Want some food?
TheUndeadSgtTv 4 months ago 48
esse tipo de brincadeira não se faz!
mylasagesse 4 months ago
why he say ssss???
tomgolf97 4 months ago
oooohh, sssshh, she'll hear us guys!
MrsMusicVids 4 months ago 4
lol. so funny, but i would hate that to be me :( i would freak out worse than that
theweeksnearlyover 4 months ago
lol
carlywitty 4 months ago
toaster PVR
SteveGeoMasters 4 months ago
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if i had a dollar for every pixel in this video i would have ONE dollar :D
RandomCamra 4 months ago
camera has one pixel -_-
YoungMite213 4 months ago
thats just wrong...lol.
zx12ryder 4 months ago
thats one scary spider to find in ur pooll!
1999lsb 4 months ago
Haha, asustralians.
sulfuricSHAME 4 months ago
Something sounds like its trembling..
AlvaradoProduction90 4 months ago
Aren't you the only guy in the room? why are you shushing?
sulstedIF 4 months ago
Hahahahaha, that is awesome!
96Bevo 4 months ago
dude i would get a divorce, i have horrible archnophobia
MeowzerzVlog 4 months ago
If I would have been your wife, I would have said "40% of the women think their ass is to fat, 30% to thin, 29% would marry him again. I would have been one of the 1% that I would never marry you again" xD
Such a bad joke xD
I would have cried my soul out of my body x3
Strassenkatze89 4 months ago
was that recorded with ur foot?
SuperDumbass13 4 months ago
Wait...Why isn't he wearing a shirt? ._.
CaptainGreen6398 4 months ago
Like this is Misty Kcorb made you come cause of the top comment.
UnforgivenIndividual 4 months ago 18
i didnt know a gameboy had a camera....
macasdude 4 months ago 4
@macasdude trying to get a thumb up? u failed.
Thefakisgoinon 4 months ago
@Thefakisgoinon looks to me like i got 3, maybe 4 since i know your nerd azz gave it a thumb down :D keep on hating jr. one day your pimples will go away and you will get a gf and maybe have some kids if she doesn't leave you for a better looking guy that doesn't play world of warcraft all day :D
macasdude 4 months ago
@macasdude You mad brah?
Thefakisgoinon 4 months ago
@Thefakisgoinon u mad at ur fail trolling ? loolz
macasdude 4 months ago
lol you prop all the legs up because its on display ;)
NoWayGirly 4 months ago
I lold at camera shss
sussll 4 months ago
WHY THE HELL IS HE SHSSING TO THE CAMERA???
Brokeasscheewbaka 4 months ago
If I had a unit of currency for ever pixel in this video...
Huurrrdurp 4 months ago
WIN
Redflowers9 4 months ago
How long after this did she divorce you?
awfulstupidman 4 months ago
if i had a nickle for every pixel i counted... i would have
one nickle
PRlMEHUNTER 4 months ago
what a good fun guy ,
MrMarks4 4 months ago
hahaha omg the dudes laugh makes it sooooo much funnier!!
xChloeMusicIsLifex 4 months ago
I would get so damn angry if someone did that to me, but I'd totally love to do it to someone else!
OrangeKyuubiKid 4 months ago
Wait why is this devise a toaster??
imyumi 4 months ago
hey .. hey you .... can you make me some toast with that recording device ....
TheMaddogg1984 4 months ago
toaster filmerer....
TheMaddogg1984 4 months ago
he must be filming this with his toaster ,,,
TheMaddogg1984 4 months ago
Are you filming with your toaster?
wlot28 4 months ago
I love the unnecessary attention to detail on the leg positioning. No... no.. no.. there.
djmips 4 months ago
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djmips 4 months ago
How to make your wife want a divorce... instead of you telling her ;b
Rickey2630 4 months ago
Poms in Australia? ;P
superytak 4 months ago
We meet again, 240p . ..
Aserox 4 months ago
To calm her down you could perhaps say you found it in the POOL?
kjaks 4 months ago
did that spider just freak out that lady? nope just chuck testa
LoverBoy470 4 months ago 2
ass hole
steliosFS 4 months ago
Dude I couldn't stop laughing it was that hilarious
George15149 4 months ago
was this recorded with ur toaster?
spartanfish27 4 months ago 93
@spartanfish27 Seems like a blender more than anything.
UnforgivenIndividual 4 months ago