SideScrollers - Leave the Piss (Video Game Podcast)

[projectTyrasa]

hells yeah aliens vs. predetors was awesome my friends always pick on me for playing as the girl though but she was so damn cool

[Dawngaward0110]

YEAH! I loved The incredible machine back in the day. Even more contraptions is my favorite :D

[de132]

GO ARSENAL, BRYAN, GO ARSENAL FC.

Bryan is now my favorite.

[ebeaver15]

Jared looks like Howard from The Big Bang Theory

[loljeck]

I've seen Chad at blockbuster before OMG

[loljeck]

5 MINUTES AD luckily you can skip it

[maperjack]

thank you jared you just gave me an excuse to get dosbox

[xsetforwinterx]

the farcry movie sucks.

[ryanrankinit]

@redace135 during the B.O.B. VGV

[KenjiYoza]

sidescollers news desk thought it was sidescrollers

[redace135]

hey, when did craig shoot bryan?

[Cyraxxie]

fuck yes boppin i played the shit out of that game

[supermariojman1]

Gayest "hard news" ever

[D4MVP]

THE TANK GAME IS SCORCHED EARTH!!!

[cannonbulk]

About the more then konect, uhh windows multi touch table tops along with the game ruse.

[cannonbulk]

Come on the gunnerz!!!!!!!!!!!!

[NeverEndingInc]

@13iqdude no shit! Its a PODCAST! 36 minutes is even short for a podcast

[DemonioPenguino]

I just figured where the sidescrollers music comes from. Megaman X-Armored Armadillo.

[13iqdude]

stopped after i saw it's freaking 36 minutes

[RidinSpinaz04]

oh my god, get that to small ass arsenal jersey off bro.

[CaptianPWN]

Is Corey still alive?

[novastunna]

Jared... scorched the earth is Epic!

[Marzell765]

If a "hot chick" host Hard News, I bet people will stop bitching about Destin's leaving. xD

[L4rpp44j4]

lol at the terrorist list. Including Destin, Dane Cook and Peter Molyneux :)

[S4League]

The game Chad was talking about might have been Scorched Earth. That came before pocket tanks.

[CUTWEST]

Chad is trying way too damn hard to appear like hes Asian. The desperation is so obvious its saddening.

[TheLostBorieals]

Even though I was born in '95... When I got into PC gaming back in... awhile ago lol I my older cousin got me into Total Annhilation and now I'm a nerd. :)

[OGKUSHI]

Jared should do Hard News until I kidnap Destin and bring him back to Screwattack

[olichubby]

looking for hot chick.

that's all i want.

[travisuped]

Really disliked like the intro to this one. 

[landy1337]

Golden axe 2

[landy1337]

thank tank game you are talking about was on the old old atari aswel! good game

[landy1337]

If anyone else can remember twinsens Odyssey? or also known as little big adventure 1 and 2.

[landy1337]

What movie was that off at 9.10? with the girl jumping into the pool.

[landy1337]

Man i don't really like Jared hey... i have tried to like him but he comes off as rude and arrogant.

[NIN992]

@landy1337

I have to agree with you. He seems like a bit of a douchebag. He's the type of gamer that gives us a bad name. Not very well balanced and smug.

[TheNemesis274]

@NIN992 I don't mind Jared at all. He can be a douche at times, but least he ain't all that bad

[NIN992]

@TheNemesis274

Jared being a douche isn't a time by time basis, it more of a constant way that he carries and presents himself that doesn't cast himself in a positive light. If you think you're better than everyone else or you have a huge ego, it will show.

[MNiTFTW]

If they made a Farcry movie I demand a Crysis movie!

[eihcraft]

FUCK JARED

[cheeseypants88]

This here chick would apply, but unfortunately, I live in Canada!

[SmigFC]

11:12 R for Robert ??

[AussieDragoon]

Jared's eyebrow's should be the permanent hosts of hard news

[toobsockproductions]

once i'm 18, me and my buddies, road trip, vegas, arcade, awesome

[Myth1322]

@toobsockproductions could be wrong but isn't the legal drinking age in the US 21?

[toobsockproductions]

@Myth1322 touche, dangit

[Spaztian]

Jarad for hard news <3

[tmlfan5115]

the tank game reminds me of tank for the atari

[LuisLuigiB]

So Destin is a terrorist? Oh crap!

[MrLolKins]

Thumbs up to Brian for the arsenal shirt :)

[zeldafreak71]

STOP BEING MAC WHORES.

[FunnyJunkTV]

JARED FOR HARD NEWS!!!!

[Multirandomminecraft]

lmao i cant stop laughing at jareds 13 year old kid impersonation :)

[drworm420]

wow a lot of attacks against destin in this side scrollers geez guess you're happy about him being gone.

[runadumb]

I actually really enjoyed that. Good team there.

[FunnyJunkTV]

Jared is really good at these podcasts.

[LordDD77]

hey chad was it firepower?

[Tomtelala]

YES! Scorched Earth!!! I have been looking for that game but had no idea what it was called. I love you Jared, awesome game!

[Ostnizdasht206]

Herzog Zwei for the SEGA Genesis. First RTS ever made.. I think and it was bad-ASS. Look it up. 

[Ostnizdasht206]

Jared seems to be coming up way too fast in Hard News.. somethings not right here....

[hayabusa881]

Jared should take over Hard News!

[RadicalNIN]

I loved Crystalis!

[monkeylemur]

Jared is such an awesome host

[chronotrig100]

Holy crap, so I just went a couple second more and Jared remebers Scorched Earth. Jared, you are a gaming god sir.

[chronotrig100]

Bryan was talking about the flash game, which is a carbon copy of Scorched Earth by the way, but Scorched Earth came out years before it though.

[chronotrig100]

Ah crap, I also just thought of another great DOS game that no one knows about. Has anyone here ever played Scorched Earth? That game was amazing. I thought it was the one Chad was talking about as soon as he said tank game, but I don't think it's the one he is talking about.

[QsKIIHALOIIWoWII]

Wait, oxhorn!?? Where is your pipe?

[chronotrig100]

OMG I almost pretty much just pissed myself with excitement when Jared said incredible machine because as soon as the topic came up, that's what went through my mind. That game was soooooo freaking addictive and challenging. To this day, I have never beaten all the puzzles. Then you could go on to make your own puzzles, I would try and challenge my brothers to beat the ones I made. God, the memories.

[chronotrig100]

Haha, at 3:48, is that ben face on the mega man poster? lol

[LordSpleach]

Didn't know Bryan was a FOOTball fan!

[cristianmaran]

idont like

[bpmbrent]

i love the fact that you have played scorched earth. that was my favorite game when i was in elementary school

[prismaya]

I LOVED The Incredible Machine!

[landy1337]

@prismaya fuck yeah

[KevWasHere1995]

00:01 for Corey and 00:31 for Destin... :'( i miss them

[ihazaface]

POCKET TANKS FOR THE FUCKING WIN!

[KOJIDARTH]

We have a pretty popular one here in Miami called FInal Round it has quite a bit of tournys and such :D

[FungiGamer]

I remember Combat for the Atari, THAT was a fun tank game.... which was also a dogfighting game too if I remember correctly

[collins156601]

Making fun of your boss while he runs the camera...Nice

[VideoGamingDog]

GO ARCADES!

[salshasam]

For a sec, I thought they replaced Craig with Bryan: thank god

[attoloco]

so much material for revulsive in this one jaja

[QuintMarvel]

It's not from my youth, but my favorite underrated game has to be Gotcha Force for the Gamecube. 200 toy robots shooting at each other for (what else) world domination. It was just fun using all the different robots, or picking your favorites and taking on your buddies in local 4 way multiplayer.

Next time I see a copy, I'd love to donate it to Screwattack HQ.

[Wirld]

GodHand = :D

[AliParada]

nooooo craig

[javierich0]

why cant i skip the gay ass ad?

[Zubzero120]

@javierich0 because partners need ads

[Kevxtreme21]

replace the real news stories with more video game related stuff.

[Mitchregis]

Jared mentioned the incredible machine.. he is now my new favorite member of screwattack

[SolidOberon]

Alundra 1 for PSOne was pretty amazing and to me it seems like an underrated game. It seriously needs a sequel.

[LulzItsForge]

MY ARM MY ARM MY ARM MY ARM THE POWER OF THE GOD HAND

[SideSmash]

Response to the question asking about audio SS:

Are you fucking kidding me? Are there really SO many people that haven't listened to SS Audio? And why couldn't you listen to the audio podcast for yourself and find out instead of asking?

[highoffasharpies]

how old do you have to be to go to insert coins

[GuyBelmont]

cant wait to see craigs face

[xfghkhjfsejid]

Jared pole dancing FTW!

[bealtespip123]

It's good to see they mix people up. I like it like this! :)

[WhoaisKyle]

SUBSCRIBE to me for FREE custom channel backgrounds!

[JediNinjaX1]

I STILL HAVE THE CARTRIDGE!!!

[JediNinjaX1]

OMG I LOVED CRYSTALIS WHEN I WAS A KID!!!!

[Simpl3SkyProductions]

Hey Chad wasn't the game called : Pocket tanks Deluxe?(:

[RayX77]

actually they had to throw the bottles of urine on a guard that caught them.

[ZeroMilanmon]

@RayX77 oh! well that's relieving, I thought I shared nationallity with complete morons. But still WTF!

[Entamrik]

When you said God Hand I literally yelled out "YEAAHHH!!" that game is so badass it fills me with perposterone.

[ivan2294]

Battlezone is EXTREMELY underrated.

[RayX77]

damn you jared! I now need to play incredible machine once again!

[XxaxX360]

The sidescrollers newsdesk is so awesome with video re-enactments



[hackstertheskater]

FREE BIRD!

[ivan2294]

Hard News being happy, makes me happy.

[Dtthedestroyer1]

when did chad dropkick ben out of a office chair

[HoboBob24]

@demontium CoTW "Intense"

[MrBumpits]

I can't remember the girls name. Damn, can somebody help me? The girl with glasses, she left or something?

[HoboBob24]

@MrBumpits Maxifent Corey Pettit.

[bouncyball890]

@MrBumpits Red head? Corey?

[MrBumpits]

@bouncyball890 Thats it! Thanks

[MrBumpits]

@bouncyball890 Wait, so why isn't she on anymore? I wasn't up to date for awhile

[franzferdinand094]

>see bryan wearing arsenal jersey

already love bryan

[husnain404]

Im so glad destin left, hes an asshole

[TheBurtonBaxter]

Bryan was really good on Sidescrollers! 4 Person Show?

[Tounushi]

Incredible Machine 2 was fun...

[anythinggoesjoe]

A stupid skinny sexy bitch better not be the new host for HARD NEWS. HARD NEWS is a mans job ! A MANS JOB !!!

[MaskOfSethiroph]

Their underrated games from our childhood question made me remember the game for the N64 called Dark Rift. I really enjoyed playing that game when I was younger, but years later, I read that it didn't get very good reviews. I haven't played it since, since I had only borrowed from a friend, and didn't see it in stores.

[Connelly90]

that is a HUGE macbook lol

[Jamick98Geass]

Chad: Destin? Craig? WHERE DID YOU GUYS GO?!?!?

Jared: You still have me! :D

Chad: Piss off!

[37supersonic]

Holy crap I play the incredible machine at school at the time in Tech Ed.

[IcarusCAE]

wheres is your acne?

[seandub13]

jared on the pole was hilarious

[oblong15]

we don't want new hosts on Hard News, Jared is awesome on it :)

[seandub13]

yay

brian is the best

[Warbot40]

I'd like to see Jared stay for hard news. I think he does it very well. Although some new screwattack blood would not be a bad idea.

[ajlive85]

I think the device Jared wants was already made in the 90's, the Aura Interactor:

[ajlive85]

and it hurt like a bitch

[Udderman]

LOL @ "MY BITCH OF A WIFE"

[Baleoce]

I think Jareds opening is perfect lol. Makes me laugh everytime xD

[pieisgood13]

as they describe Craig, I can only think of today's Nostalgia Critic (Airborne) and the guy with the nose brace.

[dangernezumi]

dislike for mac faggotry.

[OmegaPlatinum]

Pocket Tanks.

[Sayid112]

Your news are very old....about imigration ,bank...

[JoinMyBandcocc]

Best show on YouTube. Awesome work guys. Please don't stop.

That table you guys were talking about was Microsoft's Surface.

[Zeldaschampion]

Craig is gunna get in trouble with his wife for saying he was looking for a hot chick. lol

[Imnoatube]

They make the incredible machine games for cell phones now

[Creamy360]

Chad seems constantly stoned

[maxgunn555]

@Creamy360 naa he's just a former engineer ie a bit socially awkward. he knows what's good though.

[BoboDoboRobo]

About bad customer service:

Me: "Hello. I switched on my laptop and my screen has cracked from being worn by the constant heat."

Customer Service: "Is your computer properly plugged in?"

Me: "FFFFFFFFFFF--"

[Zeldaschampion]

@BoboDoboRobo Did the guy you were talking to have an Indian accent?

[BoboDoboRobo]

@Zeldaschampion YES

[Zeldaschampion]

@BoboDoboRobo From what I have found about outsourced customer service from places like India, like the one Dell uses, they just read off of a book and eventually after more then an hour when they finally realize the book can't help, they will send you to an English speaking "supervisor" that's ends up solving the problem in a minute.

[Zeldaschampion]

Crystalis was an awesome game with great music. It was definitely also one of my favorites from the nes. Another game I remember playing right after that was Solstice but I had to use a cheat code to beat that game.

[PENGUINP94]

You guys should put costumer service stories on the mid-segment wheel, that stuff was hilarious!

[Zeldaschampion]

There's no such thing as a hot gamer chick!! It's a myth like the unicorn! Any real hottie trying to get into showbiz would do it, like all these hot looking models and actresses that come on Youtube and make their own shows for exposure

[Zeldaschampion]

They should rename the show Jose's putas

[KangTheSpartan]

The underrated game of my youth is probably Shogo: Mobile Armor Division. I played that game to death when I was a kid.

[ashlynx1]

Arsenal Sucks

[XxaxX360]

@ashlynx1 only if you support a different team

[iam16bit]

Arcades aren't dead, they just moved to southern New Jersey!

[drappke]

YES... the incredible machine was a big deal when I was young... I litterally played this thing for days on my dad's 486...

[blackm4niac]

Underrated games? Mine is definatly "Body Harvest". That game kicked so much ass.

[TheRealSpiderMew]

One time, while i was working at Blockbuster, these young chicks all come in drunk and trying to rent a bunch of horror movies. They didnt have their card so I asked for ID, and they hand me fake id's, like bad fake id's; you know Califronia ID's dont use Comic Sans font. Suprized them that I could tell. But then when i got her actual id (she was really 14) her parents account said no R, so she said I runied her life cuz i woulndt let her rent the R movies, and they all threw candy at me & left.

[dwagothegod]

CHAD the game you looking for is actually called "TANKS" check it out at "Most Famous games 2" i think its called that, theirs a collection of classic games on that CD and "TANKS" is one of them. I remember it too it was awesome.

[dewanamatt1]

CRYSTALIS IS AMAZING!!!

Also, fire Bryan. His insights are poor and uninteresting. He's plain annoying

[dwagothegod]

I wanna be a host for hard news!!!! Although i dont have a good camera or a mic:(

[usdfghk]

Heh, my dad works @ that bank in Denmark :) They actually used plastic bags for peeing aswell ,and they were still inside the bank when the police got in, and they actually threw one of the bags into one of my dads colleagues face... Yeah :P

[mangaassasin]

Bryan can do hard news he was fantastic last time

[why5444]

I think its called scorched earth, fkn love that game

[HubbeKing]

Also, speaking of underrated games:

Raptor: Call of Shadows for DOS.

Best shmup I've ever played. Great music + cutscenes.

[fiddlebender88]

@HubbeKing yes, Raptor!

[HubbeKing]

I can actually see the appeal of Ubisoft's little guitar game...

Their market is gonna be really small though.

Mostly beginner guitarists who don't have a band to practice with.

[t00ny]

AND IT'S ARSEENAL, ARSENAL FC, WE'RE BY FAR THE GREATEST TEAM THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN!

[Spenceanattor]

I've Worked at Blockbuster also customers are the worst especially the ones who ask about a movie that just came out in theaters that week. They expect that it's on DVD right away.

[RedMageMaster]

I love crystalis it's still in my collection.

[sikokiller12]

Alien 3 on nes was pretty shit but you gotta admit the soundtrack is pretty fucking awesome lol