Um...Irony alert! McGlashen is supposed tae be seen as a deranged, bigoted eejit. The humour derives fae watching him ripeetitly melt doon uver his obseshun wi the English. Jist thought ah'd point that oot fur the benefit o those that hink he's meant tae be taken fur some sort o scottish hero.
I grew up in Scotland & got a lot of 'racial' discrimination from English people. My siter lives in Hemel & still gets it - an unfortunate part of life,alas.
This is well funny - anyone on here bickering about Scotland/England is missing the point of this sketch. We both like a laugh and we can both take the piss out of ourselves, case closed.
no scot EVER wore a kilt til recently ya numpty, we only wore plaids. til we could cash in on english numpties and the likes for tourism. go to the highlands and whats it full of???? sheep and english!
I agree with that.But I still remember this as a kid and I thought it was well funny then. The one where cycles up to the border had me in stitches!!!
now now PW140282 (shit username btw, is that so no one knows who you are?)
don't get personal about the scots.....there are 40billion of them in the world you know....you're probably descended from one you brainless baboon...
my mum's family is from Fife, Dad's from England but we all used to love watching this show - you know why? coz it was a very funny comedy sketch show that was not meant to be taken seriously - let it be remembered in that vein please - McGlashan rules!!!
Exactly don't take this seriously - in fact if anything this takes the piss more out of Scots that take the rivalry too far! and I'm a Scot who is talking from experience - P.S. me and my mate have just laughed our heads off at this - I'm Scottish & he's English....relax!
Do you have the sketch when McGlashan complains about the world cup draw (a personal fav), it used to be on youtube, saw it about 6 mnths ago, but cant find it now.
And what happens if Alex Salmond gets his way, and the Scots decide they want to go it alone? I can't help but laugh that the Scots think we're scared of a split. We'll do perfectly fine without you, if you want to go it alone. Not so much losing a limb, more your pinkey finger. In other words doing everything we could before, and barely noticing. Question is what will happen when the South stops funding them?? I guess they'll have to dig into their own pockets! Och, The Horror!
We would only lose revenue from the oil and gas subsidy from Westminster. But with our hydroelectric power meeting 20% of the nation's power requirements (Scotland's population is 10% of the total, the rest of our power is bought by the English) and our copious water supplies, we would do perfectly well without England draining our resources.
But would you give up the generous subsidies we give you? I don't think so. You'd be nothing without the English, you wouldn't have oil and gas to sell, if we hadn't put in the investment. Let's face facts Scotland doesn't exactly export much, when compared to England, and I'd love to know Alex Salmond's figures on taxation, I mean there's a lot of stuff you'd have to start from scratch, like a military. The only drain on all the UK, is the £Billions in Giros and benefit going over the border.
Scotland has its own education system, legal system, and banking system. A more than generous share of Britain's defence has been from Scotland, although it seems every disbanded or merged unit is now Scottish (could the English be running scared?). Within a European Union (many Scots want this but are held back by England) there is no reason to have a smaller Union.
Scotland has the potential to do as Ireland did and join the EU full stop, become a world player in business with tax schemes like Ireland's that will bring more corps over with jobs for skilled workers.
If you want to argue about these issues, please at least research what you're talking about first instead of using quasi-ad-hominem and somewhat childish slandering. Such infantile pabulum is typical of typecast English pub-culture idiocy.
why would we want a military? to wage illegal wars hand in hand with america? no i don't think if scotland got independence a strong military would be to high up on our agenda, i'm neither for or against the independence btw but just don't like the way folk always bring up the military as an argument against it. p.s. i'm scottish my wife is english and my kids therefore are half english and this offends no-one in my household. peace xxx
I can't believe an English man spends all his time on these clips posting hate comments. You must get it that what you just posted was political and in no way related to a comedy sketch taking the mick out of scots who go on and on about things, I my self I'm guilty but what scots man/woman ain't? Eh can you for a moment get a life?
Nope, 2 comments, how is that all the time? Can you not comprehend the theory of space and time?? He's taking the mick, but obviously a lot of Scots feel the way he does, otherwise Salmond wouldn't have become First Minister, and allowed to carry out his plan of cutting ties with the English. If he gets the support, and does it, would the last Scot turn the light off on his way out? Oh, and take Mr Brown with them? Thanks.
I had to answer this comment....."the Scots hate everyone" hahahaha this coming from the English who spend all their time saying how they hate the French, Germans, Americans, Australians, Welsh, Scots.....and on and on. P.S. spending per head is higher in London, just look at the billions wasted on big ferris wheels, wonky bridges and useless domes etc :))
Fuck you Englishman. You are thew tightest fuckers in the world. So fucking mean you drink half-pints. I was pro-Union until recently, now having heard one too many English racist bastard (that fucking immigrant Boris Johnson who now imagines himself an Englishman and the rest of the scum.) Now I very much believe it's time to tell England to go fuck itself. Fuck you Tory. Independent Socialist Scotland is on its way.
I'm English but I've been fortunate enough to visit Scotland twice and I love the place. Every true Englishman has a piece of his heart devoted to Scotland and our Northern cousins. We would be lost without them! And, I think, despite appearances, they love us really! We certainly like them a lot!
i think he meant me. im from england. dont get me wrong, my best m8 is scottish. i just dont get all the fuss over summit that happened so long ago by wankers. not every1 these days is to blame. it was them way back all them years ago. its a grudge a huge 1. but there will always b a divide wont there. its a shame not every1 can move on. dont you agree?
You!...English!....Out!
verybigears 1 year ago
its freakin hilarious! ahaha
JuggernautWest 1 year ago
We invented the English....
rickbangkok 1 year ago
hahahahahahaha Inglish....foking stupid :D
nyeko9 1 year ago
Brilliant!
Thanks for posting it.
2012therock 2 years ago
he is total leg
Pett911 2 years ago
if you have time , could you put up the sketch with the woman wrongly describing the road signs in the driving test sketch
skawashers 2 years ago
We even invented frogs!!
DJfraz07 2 years ago
Um...Irony alert! McGlashen is supposed tae be seen as a deranged, bigoted eejit. The humour derives fae watching him ripeetitly melt doon uver his obseshun wi the English. Jist thought ah'd point that oot fur the benefit o those that hink he's meant tae be taken fur some sort o scottish hero.
sultitanitan 2 years ago 3
I gathered that first time around. Though he does remind me of some Scot's I have met.
velapulsar 2 years ago
brilliant...
jcq1961 2 years ago
The Canada looks like Scotland is rather true :)
Ealasaid17 2 years ago
Ahaha....I always thought I was one of the only MacGlashans in Scotland.......We've definitely got a sense of humour...lol
weehelga1974 2 years ago
''Dougal of Up By''...Classic...''BASTARDS even stole our idea for the Countryside''....Aye.
150tries 3 years ago 2
Och ! I near pissed ma breeks. As a 3rd generation Canadian, I still feel strong ties to Scotland. McGlashan .....you're my hero.
grumpywine 3 years ago
Pure and utter Brilliance!
Thanks
letterboxes108 3 years ago
a famous nation of lip-lickers us
madjockmcmad 3 years ago
I live in Scotland and have heard quite a few scots complaing about the English and blaming everything on them
mattwsims80 3 years ago
I grew up in Scotland & got a lot of 'racial' discrimination from English people. My siter lives in Hemel & still gets it - an unfortunate part of life,alas.
noneesie 3 years ago
lol at 40 billion, i love these pub conversations
mrkristoff 3 years ago
This is well funny - anyone on here bickering about Scotland/England is missing the point of this sketch. We both like a laugh and we can both take the piss out of ourselves, case closed.
toaster909 3 years ago 5
Wee skirt werin pooftas, The lot of them....:P
wombartos 3 years ago
no scot EVER wore a kilt til recently ya numpty, we only wore plaids. til we could cash in on english numpties and the likes for tourism. go to the highlands and whats it full of???? sheep and english!
pyromanic78 3 years ago
Still cracks me up, absolute genius!
bzzzz1314 3 years ago
FYI there is 1 thing the scots didnt invent, the bagpipe. the first ever bagpipe originated in Corcyga lol. no lies look it up.
cuteblueyedblonde 3 years ago
erm just asking but why are you so mad?
cuteblueyedblonde 3 years ago
Absolutely is sorely missed. Excellent.
beatityatube 3 years ago
fucking classs, my english mate used to find this funny when we were kids but thought it was a bit too much, some scots ARE too racist.
keflar5 4 years ago 2
im scottish and mcglashan reminds me of the pub landlord,its only a character and if you agree with everything he said the jokes on you!
MONKEYTENNIS1888888 4 years ago
I agree with that.But I still remember this as a kid and I thought it was well funny then. The one where cycles up to the border had me in stitches!!!
divlino 3 years ago
now now PW140282 (shit username btw, is that so no one knows who you are?)
don't get personal about the scots.....there are 40billion of them in the world you know....you're probably descended from one you brainless baboon...
kazkraft 4 years ago 2
Is that what made him a brainless baboon, I wonder?
jeremymaxwell 4 years ago
40 billion? but the whole human population only comes to about 7 billion :S
cuteblueyedblonde 4 years ago
Aye, so says the English!
beatityatube 3 years ago
my mum's family is from Fife, Dad's from England but we all used to love watching this show - you know why? coz it was a very funny comedy sketch show that was not meant to be taken seriously - let it be remembered in that vein please - McGlashan rules!!!
ezzabig7 4 years ago
here here
MONKEYTENNIS1888888 4 years ago
Exactly don't take this seriously - in fact if anything this takes the piss more out of Scots that take the rivalry too far! and I'm a Scot who is talking from experience - P.S. me and my mate have just laughed our heads off at this - I'm Scottish & he's English....relax!
BigBouncyBalls 4 years ago 3
I agree.
jasoneunson 4 years ago
Do you have the sketch when McGlashan complains about the world cup draw (a personal fav), it used to be on youtube, saw it about 6 mnths ago, but cant find it now.
gabbahfc 2 years ago
omg its an old serios and it was made when scotland had hydroelectric power.its just a joke.get a life
innesghill 4 years ago
And what happens if Alex Salmond gets his way, and the Scots decide they want to go it alone? I can't help but laugh that the Scots think we're scared of a split. We'll do perfectly fine without you, if you want to go it alone. Not so much losing a limb, more your pinkey finger. In other words doing everything we could before, and barely noticing. Question is what will happen when the South stops funding them?? I guess they'll have to dig into their own pockets! Och, The Horror!
PW140282 4 years ago
We would only lose revenue from the oil and gas subsidy from Westminster. But with our hydroelectric power meeting 20% of the nation's power requirements (Scotland's population is 10% of the total, the rest of our power is bought by the English) and our copious water supplies, we would do perfectly well without England draining our resources.
jasoneunson 4 years ago
But would you give up the generous subsidies we give you? I don't think so. You'd be nothing without the English, you wouldn't have oil and gas to sell, if we hadn't put in the investment. Let's face facts Scotland doesn't exactly export much, when compared to England, and I'd love to know Alex Salmond's figures on taxation, I mean there's a lot of stuff you'd have to start from scratch, like a military. The only drain on all the UK, is the £Billions in Giros and benefit going over the border.
PW140282 4 years ago
Scotland has its own education system, legal system, and banking system. A more than generous share of Britain's defence has been from Scotland, although it seems every disbanded or merged unit is now Scottish (could the English be running scared?). Within a European Union (many Scots want this but are held back by England) there is no reason to have a smaller Union.
jasoneunson 4 years ago
Scotland has the potential to do as Ireland did and join the EU full stop, become a world player in business with tax schemes like Ireland's that will bring more corps over with jobs for skilled workers.
jasoneunson 4 years ago
If you want to argue about these issues, please at least research what you're talking about first instead of using quasi-ad-hominem and somewhat childish slandering. Such infantile pabulum is typical of typecast English pub-culture idiocy.
jasoneunson 4 years ago
You know for a 12 year old boy who master bates behind the computer you act smart. Remember I said "act"
drummingmyassoff2 4 years ago
The irony. Learn how to punctuate and spell.
PW140282 4 years ago
Ha, like I care. England going home there going home. Englands going home. lol
PhoenixAngelRVS 4 years ago
SO I take it you find the clip is a bit funny then. Maybe the fact that a scotsman is taking the piss out of himself, show's that it's a joke.
jaclemison 4 years ago
Yep, but you went home way before us (what a surprise). They didn't deserve to go through anyway, bunch of pampered princesses.
PW140282 4 years ago
pampered princesses... isnt that morris dancers? ;D
notenglishandproud 4 years ago 3
My spelling and punctuation is perfect, thanks.
jasoneunson 3 years ago
My spelling and punctuation "are" perfect, you mean.
Anyway, Absolutely is brilliant. Thanks for posting the clip!
telboy1966manu 3 years ago
Well I didn't mention my grammar ;)
jasoneunson 3 years ago
why would we want a military? to wage illegal wars hand in hand with america? no i don't think if scotland got independence a strong military would be to high up on our agenda, i'm neither for or against the independence btw but just don't like the way folk always bring up the military as an argument against it. p.s. i'm scottish my wife is english and my kids therefore are half english and this offends no-one in my household. peace xxx
macgill2k 3 years ago 2
Generous subsidies you give us? Where's our share of the oil revenues you robbing bastards?
beatityatube 3 years ago 4
I can't believe an English man spends all his time on these clips posting hate comments. You must get it that what you just posted was political and in no way related to a comedy sketch taking the mick out of scots who go on and on about things, I my self I'm guilty but what scots man/woman ain't? Eh can you for a moment get a life?
drummingmyassoff2 4 years ago
Nope, 2 comments, how is that all the time? Can you not comprehend the theory of space and time?? He's taking the mick, but obviously a lot of Scots feel the way he does, otherwise Salmond wouldn't have become First Minister, and allowed to carry out his plan of cutting ties with the English. If he gets the support, and does it, would the last Scot turn the light off on his way out? Oh, and take Mr Brown with them? Thanks.
PW140282 4 years ago
...but this is funny lol
spliffzhappen2tex 4 years ago
i'm so pissed the scottish h8 us! :(
spliffzhappen2tex 4 years ago
They hate everyone! :)
PW140282 4 years ago
I had to answer this comment....."the Scots hate everyone" hahahaha this coming from the English who spend all their time saying how they hate the French, Germans, Americans, Australians, Welsh, Scots.....and on and on. P.S. spending per head is higher in London, just look at the billions wasted on big ferris wheels, wonky bridges and useless domes etc :))
BigBouncyBalls 3 years ago 6
well put lol
pyromanic78 3 years ago
Why does British comedy always need to have a laugh track? That almost ruined Flying Circus for me. .... almost.
Superphilipp 4 years ago
its not a laugh track, it was filmed in front of a live audiance.
shertyshree 4 years ago
I don't care how it got in there -- it's destracting nonetheless.
Superphilipp 4 years ago
Maybe they should have all worn gags then...
PW140282 4 years ago
war with the scots. aye youd end up asking to borrow some of our regiments because yours are shite! Black Watch No1
notenglishandproud 4 years ago
Why would we go to war? We fucking own you, your bought and fucking paid for!
PW140282 4 years ago
Even though i loathe the scots and wish we could be at war with them, this is quite funny, for a sweaty sock.
Carlwt 4 years ago
You do realise we'd have to fund it, because they pay for f*ck all! Tight Jock b*stards!
PW140282 4 years ago
Fuck you Englishman. You are thew tightest fuckers in the world. So fucking mean you drink half-pints. I was pro-Union until recently, now having heard one too many English racist bastard (that fucking immigrant Boris Johnson who now imagines himself an Englishman and the rest of the scum.) Now I very much believe it's time to tell England to go fuck itself. Fuck you Tory. Independent Socialist Scotland is on its way.
beatityatube 3 years ago
fucking wank
beatityatube 3 years ago
English wanker
beatityatube 3 years ago
ya silly sausage. war is bad.
macgill2k 3 years ago 4
im a fanny? cheers. fuck you.
notenglishandproud 4 years ago
nah man i was meaning lordhoruz. im going to test him on this issue. should be fun.
notenglishandproud 4 years ago
You're a fanny you mate.
robo90mufc 4 years ago
Yeh, good spirits, harmless fun that's all it is. It could be a lot worse, like Israel and Palestine.
jasoneunson 4 years ago
I'm English but I've been fortunate enough to visit Scotland twice and I love the place. Every true Englishman has a piece of his heart devoted to Scotland and our Northern cousins. We would be lost without them! And, I think, despite appearances, they love us really! We certainly like them a lot!
DavidBeckam1000 4 years ago
i think he meant me. im from england. dont get me wrong, my best m8 is scottish. i just dont get all the fuss over summit that happened so long ago by wankers. not every1 these days is to blame. it was them way back all them years ago. its a grudge a huge 1. but there will always b a divide wont there. its a shame not every1 can move on. dont you agree?
LordHoruz 4 years ago
may i ask where you are from yourself sir?
notenglishandproud 4 years ago
y do the scots and english bitch about eachother? its getting old and has always been pathetic.
LordHoruz 4 years ago
oh come on
HighlandFilm 4 years ago
lmfao used to watch htis all the time nice one :)
FuckGooTube 4 years ago
exist.
notenglishandproud 4 years ago
what have the english ever done to you?
SonnyMBE 4 years ago
funny stuff.
notenglishandproud 4 years ago
that's the funniest thing i've seen in a good long while..they do try to steal our shit a fair bit.. hilarious stuff cunt face
catmarlar 4 years ago
That can't be scotland, they're smoking in a pub. Whereas in England...
GlasgowWall 5 years ago
Hahah true. This is about 10 years old though.
jasoneunson 4 years ago
hahahahhahaha Love it!
hibeeem 5 years ago