Hey! Would you kill your mom if your god told you to? If not, then I'll guess you'll be on your way to hell:( I don't want you to go to hell!; convert to thy church of His Noodly Appendage! FSM WILL SAVE YOU! You only need to give us your money:)
@pennpoint How sad this commentary is. God has been good to you with gift of life and success. And you make a mockery of His Church and those that believe.
May the Holy Spirit guide you to Truth before your last day.
The FSM is more likely to be true than all the other received religions because he has a good excuse for all the bad things in the world - he says he was drunk when he created the world and so fucked some things up. Seems a bit more likely than God causing hurricane Katrina because of homosexuality, doen't it?
Penn, I agree wholeheartedly with everything you said.
In the days of mainstream religious birth, the preachers relied on the same tactics you employ on stage, deception and intrigue. Nothing more, nothing less.
The flying spaghetti monster started out as an animation saying he was a god and his religion was Pastafarian. The animation was a joke, but some idiots turned there real religion into this stupid thing some guy created, I'm Christain and I will forever believe in God and Jesus Christ. Never ever not even if I was forced to die if I didn't believe in this stupid religion I would say, "Never I will forever be a Christain you my friend will just have to kill me".
(You draw the legal line when you initiate force against another person.)
Great video. I've praised His noodly appendage for about a year now. He is almighty. He boiled for my sins, and I feel this in my heart - or maybe that's just...
Hear what God of Israel YAHUSHUA-YAHUWAH (Son and Father are ONE) saying to our generation by His chosen prophets: Trumpetcallofgodonline. com ; Letter called "Purify Your Faith, and Come to the Father as It is Written": EXCERPT: "Only in the Bible and through these very Letters, of which I have given to My prophet of the end of this age, shall you find Him and know Him."
@TrumpetCallofGodLT Got any proof. Saying and talking about the Bible is not proof. You need to have substantial proof, not a book that's been changed, re-written and has over 38,000 different variants.
@YoungNextGeneration Research about the Shroud of Turin. And when You will understand that Jesus Christ lived, suffered, died on the cross and was resurrected, then You should understand that everything written in the Bible is the Truth as it is. Regards.
Science is based on facts, religion is not. PERIOD !!! I hate that stupid quote everybody uses about if you don't see ur brain it doesn't exist either, Well you can get a brain scan and retrieve images of your brain....that same brain that is responsible for thos "divine" feelings you experience when you "pray"
I believe. Every time I look down at my plate of his noodly appendages I praise the Flying Spaghetti Monster (at this point lying on my plate spaghetti monster) and reach for more garlic bread in his name!!!!
Finally a religion people who refute religion believes in! No more daft disbelief for argument ready atheist! The world is indeed a happier place! Prayer...holidays....pirates...the whole 9 yards beautiful!
In The Name Of the Pasta, Meatballs, Tomato, Sauce. All Mighty Flying spaghetti Monster, We Give Thanks to You This day, And Rejoice That You Have Boiled for us. May Sauce Be upon you as you Frolic In the beer Volcanoes Of Heaven. R'amen.
I would have thought the more logical reason the lad started stirring this up at school, would have been to raise is an awareness & saluting his middle finger and the patronizing views of religious dogmatic beliefs.
To present the fact that all religions follow blindly the myths in which they are created, and to say to them; if you can believe & enforce your religious dogmatic views on society from a figment of your Imagination, why can't I?
The Subgenius are great, but those of them that take the religion seriously are called "Pinks." I also remember being in the IRC chat room and one of the members (not a lurker or there to cause trouble but a regular) said he was a Catholic and a Subgenius. Seeing a definite conflict of interest I quit and just stuck to regular Atheism. I can make fun of them without my own made up religion, because there are plenty already to choose from.
some points made by the bible are proven to be false where the Gospel of the FSM explains that if science tells the gospels wrong, its cause the FSM played with the results with his noodly appendage.
Religion is invented to give good people a reason to do bad and give bad people a reason to do good, and at this age of time is not requited anymore.
I think he should be able to do all that stuff in the FSM Religion, but here is the rub if he is going to make a huge fuss about it and want to wear the pirate garb he should be expected to wear his pirate holy dressings every Friday, according to the doctrine of the FSM church. Personal experience people like this usually lose interest in these little "fight the system" causes when they aren't getting the attention they want.
Penn, I gotta ask, even though you've probably been queried on this countless times before -- but have you checked out "The Atheist Experience"? I get the strong feeling they'd be right up your alley.
Isn't it strange that a man in modern times kills his mother because God told him too, and yet this is scoffed at by "people of faith", the same people who have obviously read the story of God telling Abraham to kill his son. So, how come it was acceptable during the time of the old testament, but not today? Some would argue the death of Christ changed the rules and we went away from old Jewish law and divine intervention. I'm not sure what to believe. Yay for the Pastafarian kid though, he rox!
@carlylespicks: Do you think a dog can sign a document or even understand what "marriage" means? Humans can, dogs cant, thats why inter-species-marriage is not allowed. If animals COULD understand what marriage means and COULD sign documents, then inter-species-marriage would be no problem. Its all about MUTUAL agreement. Gay marriage is not nonsense btw. Not any more nonsense than straight marriage.
@Ragmaanir Oh that is the problem? Consent and signing? So what if my girlfriend of 5 years get's in an accident and looses her fingers. She can't sign either, so I guess by your logic I can't marry her since by your definition marriage is a union of two people who can sign and understand marriage. What of all the people who get married everyday and don't really understand what marriage is all about? Should their marriages be annulled?
@carlylespicks Understanding, consent and signing. Signing does not mean it has to be written. It is a clear statement that both participants agree on the marriage. Can't a 30 year old man without arms buy a house because he cant sign the contract? Sure he can. As long as there is a way of communicating with him, there will be a way of signing a contract. Signing just means that it is something that has been verified. Otherwise you just could tell everyone that you are married to someone.
@jesussycar777 yea dude ikr. he was really screwed up. horrorcore rappers were accused of the murders but he said god told him to. god doesnt tell people to murder there familys or anyone.
I definitely actually believe that the FSM is more credible than Jesus. That's not a joke, There are clear inconsistencies in Christianity that the FSM doesn't have.
CHRISTIANITY AND THE TRUTH OF THE BIBLE IS NOT GONE AND WILL NEVER BE AS THIS IS WORD OF GOD THE CREATOR OF EVERYTHING AND NOBODY CREATED AS PERFECT BOOK AS THE BIBLE EVER! A FACT THAT YOU ARE LOOKING FOR THE TRUTH AND UNIVERSAL ANSWERS MAKES YOU MORE THAN ONLY SOME ANIMAL OR EFFECT OF COINCIDENT AND EVOLUTION. ONLY CHRISTIANITY PROTECT THE LIFE!
FAITH IS A GIFT SO ASK GOD- HOLY SPIRIT FOR IT IF YOU WANT AND GET READY FOR BIG EVENT-GREAT WARNING SOON
You wanna know something LOLworthy? Applying logic to the matter in the form of 'Ockham's Razor' (postulating that the simplest conclusion making the least amount of extra assertions is the most likely) actually results in FSM'ism being more likely by a LONG shot.
@afuzzypenguin My point is that it's worse than that for Christianity. We use Ockham when deciding between two explanations that both fit the facts. Christianity doesn't even fit the facts so can be dismissed out of hand.
The FSM may seem ridiculous but is at least possibly true.
yes indeed... At least with the FSM the things created are things that can be readily observed, unlike child-bearing virgins and magical bread raining from the sky... Tell the mormons that shit doesn't fit the facts though haha they go from polite to angry as fuck in like one comment flat
If you use his argument about "once you let in this nonsense, then...", then what does he think about gay marriage? If same sex can marry, then why not inter-species? If I really love my dog, why can't I marry my dog? Who are you to judge me when dogs are more loyal than people?
@lookingforinfo1 Oh, so that is all that is required? So what if my argument is that same sex can't procreate? How can you make consent an issue and not procreation? The point is, if gender does not matter and marriage should not be exclusive, then who are you or anybody to set any other limits? Why can't I marry an android? An alien? A monkey? My sister? My father? Can't I marry a child with an IQ far greater than that of most adults? If its not just about a man and a woman, then what IS it?
Religious Unification &, or, hierarchy, as means of hegemony over ethnic, and cultural, and general human diversity in the context of an state, empire, or global village. Michelle Foucault, the Ideological State Apparatus designed to keep the individual in check --- All views are valid, and required for certain individuals. Good video (: Those who can not tolerate alternatitve metaphysical views - Wake up - Read an Anthropology text book. We are all allowed to speculate. GOOD Video (:
@papermermaid I agree with you that it's annoying but I wouldn't go as far as describing it as horrible. Gotten to a point where I just have to mute her when she's comming up. haha
So Catholics are cannibals. and knock chicks up without penetration... religion=myth. period. people who believe that its true are deluded and in dire need of medical help.
The FSM / "Pastafarianism" is merely a rediculous excuse to disbelieve multiple witnesses from multiple proven-to-be-different and real contexts (aka what educated people know to be the Bible).
That's the difference between catholicism and the FSM.
The difference between a credulous and a true faith is experience. Most 'religious' people merely cling to intellectual dogma and doctrine.Their practice is not 'self referring'. HOWEVER a few 'spiritual practitioners' have disciplined/healed/unfolded their very essence through 'self absorption/ balanced concentration/mindfulness' which brings forth 'instantaneous insight'. Of course none of this will make any sense to you if you are not a spiritual practitioner.This can't be helped.
I also created a religion back in seventh grade. It got really popular really fast. Almost everyone in 7th grade bought into. Unfortunately I couldn't make any money, so the point was sort of gone :P
Very interesting argument , I am believer say that what he says is to some point true . I feel that these beliefs are ok as long as nobody is harmed . I would also like to know where he got the background music from it's very calming .
if we draw a line at dressing up as a pirate to appease the spaghetti monster why can't we draw a line at religious sacraments? good video, i thoroughly enjoyed it
the fate of the universe is determined by the struggle between momentum of expansion and gravity(which I'm sure u know is determined by the density and pressure of matte) recent obsevarions and measurements suggests expansion IS excellatating and it will forever(so how is that defunct?)
oh yes...I see the flaw in MY comment...it should've read, "something" does "hold the whole universe together" indicating my intent of quoting the MILF penn mentioned...now, I must admit that I am confused, how you say infinate uniferse is defunct? now who's the one blathering?
I am not part of any religion, yet I do believe in an intelligent and feeling universe. I am pro science, not that whatever we find is absolute, but it is about discovery and progress and I respect the process. I believe in a feeling intelligent universe, mainly because I see proof of feeling, intelligent, complex life forms. I dont believe the potential of cells just magically come out of thin air. So for me to deny that there isn't the same or something more complex "out there" seems silly
Some other people claim that god told them they could have another people's land and kill and displace its original inhabitants. They have been acting on that rather effectively in order to bring about god's will and that argument seems to be acceptable in all political and religious circles. Certainly one individual killing his mom because he heard it from his god is no worse than a collection of people wiping an entire people from their own homes and lands, but who really cares about that?
@thesageofohio Nope, not one bit, I am a believer and I put my faith in him. Just like many Atheist and Agnostic pout their faith in Man's science and think that 16 billion years ago it rained on a rock, and suddenly that rock gained knowledge and the wisdom to use it. Both need plenty of faith to believe it.
@lightsoutnow30 It's difficult to "believe" on something you don't have material evidence of. We are material beings and I think it would be best to believe in things we can actually prove exists. Faith is the belief on things without prior proof. We have means to prove that abiogenesis really happened and someone has yet to prove that a magical being formed us out of mud. Please read something other than your bible for once.
@Sceraph Trust me when I say I do read other books other then my bible. One of my college professors for Chem said it best, "WOW," when she was speaking of enzyme proteins being motor processes for different parts of our body. So much information packed into such a small object with a clear objective of what it must do. When I study science, I am able to memorize almost everything because there was not only a pattern, but an obvious design; hence a designer.
@lightsoutnow30 You just changed topics from abiogenesis to the the human biochemistry... Ever thought that it might actually be just the nature of the objects in question rather than design? Patterns, yes... they are observable, but where may I ask could you ever infer a designer?
@thesageofohio Interesting that you noticed that. You know, physics can not explain where space, time, and matter came from, but the bible answers that in the first verse, Gen 1:1, "In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth". The beginning meaning time, heaven meaning space, and earth meaning matter. If you would read more, these patterns show up everywhere. Kinda like some all knowing being inspired the writers of the text :)
@cassidy99ful Ah, the good-old days. Its too bad we couldn't feed christians to the lions these days. We could feed muslims to the tigers. And turn the devout jews into dogfood.
I beg to differ! The flying spaghetti-monster is real. He loves you but will punish you for your sinful ways. May you find the love and blessings of the F.S. today.
I think you draw the line at what the majority of society deems as a legitimate religion.just like in ancient rome,christianity was not deemed a real religion but a cult and therefore they were fed to the lions.
Speaking of pseudo-intellectual blather, the Atheist model of an infinite and forever universe is defunct, thanks to the Christian priest (Lemaître) who fathered modern astrophysics. His theory was derided by Atheists of the day as "The Big Bang Theory".
Working in herds, as Atheists always do, their derisive name stuck, but the theory holds.
And the universe isn't "holding together". In fact, it's flying apart at an accelerating rate.
The last Atheist fad ended with 100,000,000 innocent civilians slaughtered by their Atheist masters, and yet the latest herd of hipster Atheists believe the solution is to show no respect to anyone who dissents from their genocidal religion of nothingness.
@TylerNull Firstly how is that an atheist organisation and secondly how the hell did that lead to 100,000,000 civilians slaughtered. If you talking about dictators: "Today they say that Christianity is in danger, that the Catholic faith is threatened. My reply to them is: for the time being, Christians and not international atheists are now standing at Germany’s fore." - Hitler. And the cult of personality in Russia is a religion itself. What about the crusades or the Jones Town Massacre?
awesome vid
Ramen
zool39 17 hours ago
@2000YearsOfTradition
Hey! Would you kill your mom if your god told you to? If not, then I'll guess you'll be on your way to hell:( I don't want you to go to hell!; convert to thy church of His Noodly Appendage! FSM WILL SAVE YOU! You only need to give us your money:)
123vrak 1 day ago
@pennpoint How sad this commentary is. God has been good to you with gift of life and success. And you make a mockery of His Church and those that believe.
May the Holy Spirit guide you to Truth before your last day.
Lord have mercy.
Christ have mercy.
Lord have mercy.
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2000YearsOfTradition 5 days ago
There is a logic behind the flying spaghetti monster, here is an exposition if you're interested: /watch?v=vLVcfScjRMo
MrTrevorsChannel 1 week ago
RAmen
getotacobell 1 week ago
The FSM is more likely to be true than all the other received religions because he has a good excuse for all the bad things in the world - he says he was drunk when he created the world and so fucked some things up. Seems a bit more likely than God causing hurricane Katrina because of homosexuality, doen't it?
sionnyn 2 weeks ago
but come on go flying spaghetti monster yehaaaaaaaaaa! lil,
ThePhil909 4 weeks ago in playlist Season 2
Penn, I agree wholeheartedly with everything you said.
In the days of mainstream religious birth, the preachers relied on the same tactics you employ on stage, deception and intrigue. Nothing more, nothing less.
kr0me 1 month ago
Vicarious redemption through human sacrifice is something to admire? Religion is insanity.
dkthg 1 month ago
I Request a Audience With Thor, For he is angry with this Blasphemy
ericbabich 1 month ago
The flying spaghetti monster started out as an animation saying he was a god and his religion was Pastafarian. The animation was a joke, but some idiots turned there real religion into this stupid thing some guy created, I'm Christain and I will forever believe in God and Jesus Christ. Never ever not even if I was forced to die if I didn't believe in this stupid religion I would say, "Never I will forever be a Christain you my friend will just have to kill me".
kingleon250 1 month ago
@kingleon250 you seem really sure, show me the proof.
MrROTD 1 month ago
@MrROTD
SIlly wabbit, it's obvious he doesn't truly follow Christianity, but the Grandmaster Troll.
MyFishWillPwnU 2 weeks ago
Begoz god told him to!
2175oxted 1 month ago
I would rather have a spike run through my head than listen to Ayn Rand. Stupid Libertarians.
sowcratees 1 month ago
(You draw the legal line when you initiate force against another person.)
Great video. I've praised His noodly appendage for about a year now. He is almighty. He boiled for my sins, and I feel this in my heart - or maybe that's just...
SculptedThoughts 1 month ago
Hear what God of Israel YAHUSHUA-YAHUWAH (Son and Father are ONE) saying to our generation by His chosen prophets: Trumpetcallofgodonline. com ; Letter called "Purify Your Faith, and Come to the Father as It is Written": EXCERPT: "Only in the Bible and through these very Letters, of which I have given to My prophet of the end of this age, shall you find Him and know Him."
Watch:
" youtube.com/watch?v=YZPmTH6sloo"
"youtube.com/watch?v=lutJYDxP6ys"
"youtube.com/watch?v=R9ike7PKd8U"
Regards.
TrumpetCallofGodLT 2 months ago
@TrumpetCallofGodLT Got any proof. Saying and talking about the Bible is not proof. You need to have substantial proof, not a book that's been changed, re-written and has over 38,000 different variants.
YoungNextGeneration 1 month ago
@YoungNextGeneration Research about the Shroud of Turin. And when You will understand that Jesus Christ lived, suffered, died on the cross and was resurrected, then You should understand that everything written in the Bible is the Truth as it is. Regards.
TrumpetCallofGodLT 1 month ago
@TrumpetCallofGodLT Lololol dude GTFO.
deppgurl150 1 month ago
Science is based on facts, religion is not. PERIOD !!! I hate that stupid quote everybody uses about if you don't see ur brain it doesn't exist either, Well you can get a brain scan and retrieve images of your brain....that same brain that is responsible for thos "divine" feelings you experience when you "pray"
valedan1075 2 months ago
Praise the Pasta! Those who raise their children on the principles of FSM and Its love are never going to pick them up in prison.
saguhh00 2 months ago
The Flying Spaghetti Monster has touched us all with his divine noodley appendage.
RectalDiscourse 2 months ago
@RectalDiscourse Crom laughs at your Spaghetti monster.
MaxamillianArturo 1 month ago
@MaxamillianArturo I will hear the lamentation of their women folk
MrROTD 1 month ago
May flying spaghetti monster bless you all
6stringchippa 2 months ago
i wanna know who came up with the flying spagtti monster
wown00bify 2 months ago
@wown00bify Venganza.org
chocolateskater66 2 months ago
@wown00bify He was Bobby Henderson.
HurrahKingOle 2 months ago
@wown00bify south park the TV show.
THEGMAN153 2 months ago
What people believe is their reality so god, the spaghetti monster, Buddha, ETC are all real to their believers
THEsourman00 3 months ago
Righto, laugh all you like.
Analise what we are doing.
Then look at what other religions are doing- only more so, deeper, longer, with lubricant, to your mind.
Maybe we're on to something?
deliberatus 3 months ago
I believe. Every time I look down at my plate of his noodly appendages I praise the Flying Spaghetti Monster (at this point lying on my plate spaghetti monster) and reach for more garlic bread in his name!!!!
velveetaslingshot 3 months ago 21
@velveetaslingshot: May your noodles be al dente and your meatballs be hot.
Ramen.
Oranjeklant 1 week ago
@joshlazarus No Odin is the real God.
BlueTeamPlayer 3 months ago 2
@BlueTeamPlayer
They are ALL real, even the false ones.
How is this possible? I forget; something to do with artificial elementals.
Have a nice day.
deliberatus 3 months ago
Hahahahha!
VictumRoManius 3 months ago
Finally a religion people who refute religion believes in! No more daft disbelief for argument ready atheist! The world is indeed a happier place! Prayer...holidays....pirates...the whole 9 yards beautiful!
Cdouglas0906 3 months ago
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Cdouglas0906 3 months ago
"i don't really believe in the spaghetti monster"
you're ruining it man... it should never have to be explained.
JasonSkydive 3 months ago
Wow fail white iPad black ftw
Joey44J 4 months ago
LOL this is so stupid!
Ligtgamer360 4 months ago
In The Name Of the Pasta, Meatballs, Tomato, Sauce. All Mighty Flying spaghetti Monster, We Give Thanks to You This day, And Rejoice That You Have Boiled for us. May Sauce Be upon you as you Frolic In the beer Volcanoes Of Heaven. R'amen.
Soldierofdoom444 5 months ago
IN PASTA WE TRUST
Norwegiansuperfly 5 months ago
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Norwegiansuperfly 5 months ago
Forget flying spaghetti monster. Flying fettucini alfredo monster!!!
Hwatts30 5 months ago
To save EVERY1 the trouble, it's Venganza.org. I AM a dedicated member & welcome every1 to join
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DimaDavid30 5 months ago
Penn Jillete is always good for in-your-face intellect Jesus the undead is a zombie. I can't believe I never thought of that before.
FSM is as real a religion as any. Someone organized it, it has beliefs, followers, the Faithful.
Kid should wear and display aything he wants that doesn't incite hate or violence
People get pretty uptight about symbolism.
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jgibson111 5 months ago
I would have thought the more logical reason the lad started stirring this up at school, would have been to raise is an awareness & saluting his middle finger and the patronizing views of religious dogmatic beliefs.
To present the fact that all religions follow blindly the myths in which they are created, and to say to them; if you can believe & enforce your religious dogmatic views on society from a figment of your Imagination, why can't I?
rommelfcc 5 months ago
There are many instances of God telling people to kill other people in the Bible.
needstoregister 6 months ago
Burn in pasta sauce, unbelievers!
Guttermouth 6 months ago
0:47 with captions on... lol
Turtleluver26 6 months ago
All HAIL CTHULU!!! Everyone knows that cthulu ate the FSM on his last diner before going to sleep...
silverbladz0 6 months ago
I follow the church of the almighty dollar and it's founder the Right Reverend
Jacob Legg
TheDano1947 6 months ago
The Subgenius are great, but those of them that take the religion seriously are called "Pinks." I also remember being in the IRC chat room and one of the members (not a lurker or there to cause trouble but a regular) said he was a Catholic and a Subgenius. Seeing a definite conflict of interest I quit and just stuck to regular Atheism. I can make fun of them without my own made up religion, because there are plenty already to choose from.
MortisCityHC 6 months ago
some points made by the bible are proven to be false where the Gospel of the FSM explains that if science tells the gospels wrong, its cause the FSM played with the results with his noodly appendage.
This makes the FSM more believable.
ErgoProxy12345 6 months ago
Religion is invented to give good people a reason to do bad and give bad people a reason to do good, and at this age of time is not requited anymore.
JizzMilk 6 months ago
20+ people aren't pastafarian
john1212b 6 months ago
Anyone think it doesn't matter what the kid wears to school?
BillyJoe1305 6 months ago
Every school in America should have a standard uniform.
No religious clothing whatsoever, be it a "real" religion or a Pastafari Pirate.
RickLowerboy84 6 months ago
@RickLowerboy84 That would go against freedom of religion, numbnuts.
thaFalkon 6 months ago
he makes the Ipad look like an iphone, his hand are huge!
thescottman1988 6 months ago
fake religion made by bob henderson
JeremyTheMoose 6 months ago
is Mein Kampf on audible dot com?
mrslippery66 7 months ago
sounds like a bunch of hipster fags to me
Escob2 7 months ago
I mean really what teenager is going to want to walk down the halls of his school dressed as a pirate every Friday, just a thought.
mrrossn 7 months ago
@mrrossn You would be surprised.
megaman9990 6 months ago
@megaman9990 Maybe, but i doubt it, not this generation,
mrrossn 6 months ago
I think he should be able to do all that stuff in the FSM Religion, but here is the rub if he is going to make a huge fuss about it and want to wear the pirate garb he should be expected to wear his pirate holy dressings every Friday, according to the doctrine of the FSM church. Personal experience people like this usually lose interest in these little "fight the system" causes when they aren't getting the attention they want.
mrrossn 7 months ago
flying spaghetti monster is a troll religion mates :)
Davkiller69 7 months ago
Penn, I gotta ask, even though you've probably been queried on this countless times before -- but have you checked out "The Atheist Experience"? I get the strong feeling they'd be right up your alley.
nvonliph 7 months ago
@nvonliph Agreed I think he might like it if he checks it out (assuming he doesn't watch already). The Atheist Experience is a great show.
Stealtht6 7 months ago
Isn't it strange that a man in modern times kills his mother because God told him too, and yet this is scoffed at by "people of faith", the same people who have obviously read the story of God telling Abraham to kill his son. So, how come it was acceptable during the time of the old testament, but not today? Some would argue the death of Christ changed the rules and we went away from old Jewish law and divine intervention. I'm not sure what to believe. Yay for the Pastafarian kid though, he rox!
AndyShow 7 months ago
He boiled for your sins you wicked transgressed heathens!
kboss2011 7 months ago
They'll never wake up Penn, good rant though.
Sc0rPi0n42o 7 months ago
Religious people have a monopoly on the truth.
Atheists accept that there is no way we know everything and can explain everything.
alexicon89 7 months ago
FUCK COMMERCIALS
ny2neyme 7 months ago
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krypekeeper 7 months ago
Take this noodle and eat it for this is my noodly appendage, which has been given up for you.
stang46l 7 months ago 9
@carlylespicks: Do you think a dog can sign a document or even understand what "marriage" means? Humans can, dogs cant, thats why inter-species-marriage is not allowed. If animals COULD understand what marriage means and COULD sign documents, then inter-species-marriage would be no problem. Its all about MUTUAL agreement. Gay marriage is not nonsense btw. Not any more nonsense than straight marriage.
Ragmaanir 7 months ago 2
@Ragmaanir Oh that is the problem? Consent and signing? So what if my girlfriend of 5 years get's in an accident and looses her fingers. She can't sign either, so I guess by your logic I can't marry her since by your definition marriage is a union of two people who can sign and understand marriage. What of all the people who get married everyday and don't really understand what marriage is all about? Should their marriages be annulled?
carlylespicks 7 months ago
@carlylespicks Understanding, consent and signing. Signing does not mean it has to be written. It is a clear statement that both participants agree on the marriage. Can't a 30 year old man without arms buy a house because he cant sign the contract? Sure he can. As long as there is a way of communicating with him, there will be a way of signing a contract. Signing just means that it is something that has been verified. Otherwise you just could tell everyone that you are married to someone.
Ragmaanir 7 months ago
i think your talking about syco sam. he killed his mom and 3 others becuz god supposedly told him to
davefeltonrules 7 months ago
@davefeltonrules wasnt he a horrorcore rapper?
jesussycar777 7 months ago
@jesussycar777 yes sir he was. he said god told him to do it
davefeltonrules 7 months ago
@davefeltonrules oh dang i didnt know that i think thats bull tho cause i dont think God would tell some one to butcher a bunch of people
jesussycar777 7 months ago
@jesussycar777 yea dude ikr. he was really screwed up. horrorcore rappers were accused of the murders but he said god told him to. god doesnt tell people to murder there familys or anyone.
davefeltonrules 7 months ago
@davefeltonrules yup there is some sick sick people out there bro
jesussycar777 7 months ago
I definitely actually believe that the FSM is more credible than Jesus. That's not a joke, There are clear inconsistencies in Christianity that the FSM doesn't have.
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CHRISTIANITY AND THE TRUTH OF THE BIBLE IS NOT GONE AND WILL NEVER BE AS THIS IS WORD OF GOD THE CREATOR OF EVERYTHING AND NOBODY CREATED AS PERFECT BOOK AS THE BIBLE EVER! A FACT THAT YOU ARE LOOKING FOR THE TRUTH AND UNIVERSAL ANSWERS MAKES YOU MORE THAN ONLY SOME ANIMAL OR EFFECT OF COINCIDENT AND EVOLUTION. ONLY CHRISTIANITY PROTECT THE LIFE!
FAITH IS A GIFT SO ASK GOD- HOLY SPIRIT FOR IT IF YOU WANT AND GET READY FOR BIG EVENT-GREAT WARNING SOON
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JezusSlave 7 months ago
@AgentAllen2 jews created chrisianity to corrupt it
killuminati.isgreat.org /zion,html
PoliticalBoondocks 6 months ago
@AgentAllen2 hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha... Oh wait, you're serious. Let me laugh harder. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
epicenur 4 months ago 8
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You wanna know something LOLworthy? Applying logic to the matter in the form of 'Ockham's Razor' (postulating that the simplest conclusion making the least amount of extra assertions is the most likely) actually results in FSM'ism being more likely by a LONG shot.
afuzzypenguin 3 months ago
@afuzzypenguin My point is that it's worse than that for Christianity. We use Ockham when deciding between two explanations that both fit the facts. Christianity doesn't even fit the facts so can be dismissed out of hand.
The FSM may seem ridiculous but is at least possibly true.
AgentAllen2 3 months ago
@AgentAllen2
yes indeed... At least with the FSM the things created are things that can be readily observed, unlike child-bearing virgins and magical bread raining from the sky... Tell the mormons that shit doesn't fit the facts though haha they go from polite to angry as fuck in like one comment flat
afuzzypenguin 3 months ago
I have to admit, although it's cleary bullshit, life as a pastafarian would be pretty epic.
panicoutcobrahh 7 months ago
If you use his argument about "once you let in this nonsense, then...", then what does he think about gay marriage? If same sex can marry, then why not inter-species? If I really love my dog, why can't I marry my dog? Who are you to judge me when dogs are more loyal than people?
carlylespicks 7 months ago
@carlylespicks A dog can't consent LOL..... poor argument on the marriage of a same sex couple.
lookingforinfo1 7 months ago
@lookingforinfo1 Oh, so that is all that is required? So what if my argument is that same sex can't procreate? How can you make consent an issue and not procreation? The point is, if gender does not matter and marriage should not be exclusive, then who are you or anybody to set any other limits? Why can't I marry an android? An alien? A monkey? My sister? My father? Can't I marry a child with an IQ far greater than that of most adults? If its not just about a man and a woman, then what IS it?
carlylespicks 7 months ago
OMG ... killed his mother
Nathan21122012 7 months ago
Religious Unification &, or, hierarchy, as means of hegemony over ethnic, and cultural, and general human diversity in the context of an state, empire, or global village. Michelle Foucault, the Ideological State Apparatus designed to keep the individual in check --- All views are valid, and required for certain individuals. Good video (: Those who can not tolerate alternatitve metaphysical views - Wake up - Read an Anthropology text book. We are all allowed to speculate. GOOD Video (:
Nathan21122012 7 months ago
I follow the Duke Nukem religion, It's mandatory to Kick Ass & Chew Bubblegum on a daily basis.
Oh and don't forget the babes. =D
MusicalSamurai 8 months ago 37
@MusicalSamurai hahaha nice.
DrPepper380 7 months ago
@MusicalSamurai im all out of bubble gum....
krypekeeper 7 months ago
@krypekeeper
That's okay, Duke Nukem ran out too.
MusicalSamurai 7 months ago
@MusicalSamurai Um, I think that's actually the first commandment of rowdy roddy piperism.
tonyjaffer 7 months ago
@MusicalSamurai That religion was stolen from the Church of They Live.
MortisCityHC 6 months ago
@MusicalSamurai I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
darkstar5672 4 months ago
@MusicalSamurai does that also mean you don't have time to play with yourself? XD
InsaneDrunkenAngel 4 months ago
I hate that commercial. That chick's voice is horrible.
papermermaid 8 months ago
@papermermaid I agree with you that it's annoying but I wouldn't go as far as describing it as horrible. Gotten to a point where I just have to mute her when she's comming up. haha
shawnoodles 8 months ago
haha we also have jediism religion. whats next? transformers religion? catholics has some crazy ideas themselves. LOL
k00LGuY671 8 months ago
So Catholics are cannibals. and knock chicks up without penetration... religion=myth. period. people who believe that its true are deluded and in dire need of medical help.
Trauncher 8 months ago
The FSM / "Pastafarianism" is merely a rediculous excuse to disbelieve multiple witnesses from multiple proven-to-be-different and real contexts (aka what educated people know to be the Bible).
That's the difference between catholicism and the FSM.
TheColaGoodfellow 8 months ago
The FSM is a dumb argument against God anyway, he deserved it.
TheColaGoodfellow 8 months ago
Penn! You are a heretic! I have seen the Flying Spaghetti Monster for myself!
Allow me to whittle a stake.
terramortim 8 months ago
Atheism and religion - it's like a co-dependent abusive relationship.
ObiWanShinobi1 8 months ago
The difference between a credulous and a true faith is experience. Most 'religious' people merely cling to intellectual dogma and doctrine.Their practice is not 'self referring'. HOWEVER a few 'spiritual practitioners' have disciplined/healed/unfolded their very essence through 'self absorption/ balanced concentration/mindfulness' which brings forth 'instantaneous insight'. Of course none of this will make any sense to you if you are not a spiritual practitioner.This can't be helped.
norrisonthespot 8 months ago
Tjis happened in 2007.
MelvinThe42 8 months ago
Fuck the JB commercial before this!
MelvinThe42 8 months ago
I also created a religion back in seventh grade. It got really popular really fast. Almost everyone in 7th grade bought into. Unfortunately I couldn't make any money, so the point was sort of gone :P
No, religion is nice.
TTV5 8 months ago
it's okay, I never know what i'm talking about and some how people listen
xearktech 8 months ago
it's okay, I never know what i'm taking about and some how people listen
xearktech 8 months ago
Very interesting argument , I am believer say that what he says is to some point true . I feel that these beliefs are ok as long as nobody is harmed . I would also like to know where he got the background music from it's very calming .
TheLatinoSamurai 8 months ago
question for you Penn. why do atheists get married ? i don't believe in it for a few reasons, one been the religious act to it.
CraigRattleHead 8 months ago
@CraigRattleHead I think he views marriage as a contract between him and his wife.
SquashDog01 8 months ago
amazing music!!!
Philhouse88 8 months ago
Awesome video!
KanSirKing 8 months ago
lmao @ "the only one not that's in on a really big joke" ...made me 'lol.
LordBattleBeard 8 months ago
Why is that second comment upvoted? This TylerNull is a fucking idiot.
zofspade 8 months ago
do you know what really gets me with pastafarianism. the fact that one day it may be taken as a real religeon by some derps some time in the future
Nihilus312 8 months ago
if we draw a line at dressing up as a pirate to appease the spaghetti monster why can't we draw a line at religious sacraments? good video, i thoroughly enjoyed it
TheZhengmeister 8 months ago
@TylerNull
what would you like atheists to EVOLVE to...a psycosis of faith and belief? if so...I think the work you are looking for is DEVOLVE :)
o0teabaggermocker0o 8 months ago
@TylerNull
the fate of the universe is determined by the struggle between momentum of expansion and gravity(which I'm sure u know is determined by the density and pressure of matte) recent obsevarions and measurements suggests expansion IS excellatating and it will forever(so how is that defunct?)
o0teabaggermocker0o 8 months ago
@TylerNull
oh yes...I see the flaw in MY comment...it should've read, "something" does "hold the whole universe together" indicating my intent of quoting the MILF penn mentioned...now, I must admit that I am confused, how you say infinate uniferse is defunct? now who's the one blathering?
o0teabaggermocker0o 8 months ago
shit, i just want to dress like a pirate.
Joshtheunclean 8 months ago
I want to contact that guy and join his religion.
MrJustice01 8 months ago
venganza .org -_-
BlazingShadowOfBlaze 8 months ago
I am not part of any religion, yet I do believe in an intelligent and feeling universe. I am pro science, not that whatever we find is absolute, but it is about discovery and progress and I respect the process. I believe in a feeling intelligent universe, mainly because I see proof of feeling, intelligent, complex life forms. I dont believe the potential of cells just magically come out of thin air. So for me to deny that there isn't the same or something more complex "out there" seems silly
lloicles 8 months ago
Amen brother, hallelujah!
thesageofohio 8 months ago
if Abraham had killed Isaac, would the courts be okay with that?
kastolp 8 months ago
Some other people claim that god told them they could have another people's land and kill and displace its original inhabitants. They have been acting on that rather effectively in order to bring about god's will and that argument seems to be acceptable in all political and religious circles. Certainly one individual killing his mom because he heard it from his god is no worse than a collection of people wiping an entire people from their own homes and lands, but who really cares about that?
Fukkutah 8 months ago
He is right, if the kid wants to believe in a false god that's his right, Simple.
lightsoutnow30 8 months ago
@lightsoutnow30 you mean like yahweh?
thesageofohio 8 months ago
@thesageofohio Nope, not one bit, I am a believer and I put my faith in him. Just like many Atheist and Agnostic pout their faith in Man's science and think that 16 billion years ago it rained on a rock, and suddenly that rock gained knowledge and the wisdom to use it. Both need plenty of faith to believe it.
lightsoutnow30 8 months ago
@lightsoutnow30 It's difficult to "believe" on something you don't have material evidence of. We are material beings and I think it would be best to believe in things we can actually prove exists. Faith is the belief on things without prior proof. We have means to prove that abiogenesis really happened and someone has yet to prove that a magical being formed us out of mud. Please read something other than your bible for once.
Sceraph 8 months ago
@Sceraph Trust me when I say I do read other books other then my bible. One of my college professors for Chem said it best, "WOW," when she was speaking of enzyme proteins being motor processes for different parts of our body. So much information packed into such a small object with a clear objective of what it must do. When I study science, I am able to memorize almost everything because there was not only a pattern, but an obvious design; hence a designer.
lightsoutnow30 8 months ago
@lightsoutnow30 You just changed topics from abiogenesis to the the human biochemistry... Ever thought that it might actually be just the nature of the objects in question rather than design? Patterns, yes... they are observable, but where may I ask could you ever infer a designer?
Sceraph 8 months ago
@lightsoutnow30
but which designer...who...?
for all we know the religious get eaten by cthulu and the none religious go to paradise..or the other way around..or everyone gets screwed in the end
zalmatra 8 months ago
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@zalmatra If that is what you believe in, then so be it.
lightsoutnow30 8 months ago
@lightsoutnow30 ... and your wholly babble said you were made out of dirt. same thing.
thesageofohio 8 months ago
@thesageofohio Interesting that you noticed that. You know, physics can not explain where space, time, and matter came from, but the bible answers that in the first verse, Gen 1:1, "In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth". The beginning meaning time, heaven meaning space, and earth meaning matter. If you would read more, these patterns show up everywhere. Kinda like some all knowing being inspired the writers of the text :)
lightsoutnow30 8 months ago
"When im talking to someone in a starbucks, some milf....." LOL Penn is great
azrial4421 8 months ago
@cassidy99ful Ah, the good-old days. Its too bad we couldn't feed christians to the lions these days. We could feed muslims to the tigers. And turn the devout jews into dogfood.
somethingdiffereable 8 months ago
I beg to differ! The flying spaghetti-monster is real. He loves you but will punish you for your sinful ways. May you find the love and blessings of the F.S. today.
somethingdiffereable 8 months ago
@somethingdiffereable
ramen
Dreamerx47 8 months ago
I think you draw the line at what the majority of society deems as a legitimate religion.just like in ancient rome,christianity was not deemed a real religion but a cult and therefore they were fed to the lions.
cassidy99ful 8 months ago
I wanted to wear a pirate hat to my graduation, but I couldn't find a satisfactory hat on short notice... I love doing this crap.
IdleGod 8 months ago
something, does hold the entire universe together...Gravity, Electo-Magnetism, weak and strong forces ;-)
o0teabaggermocker0o 8 months ago
@o0teabaggermocker0o
Speaking of pseudo-intellectual blather, the Atheist model of an infinite and forever universe is defunct, thanks to the Christian priest (Lemaître) who fathered modern astrophysics. His theory was derided by Atheists of the day as "The Big Bang Theory".
Working in herds, as Atheists always do, their derisive name stuck, but the theory holds.
And the universe isn't "holding together". In fact, it's flying apart at an accelerating rate.
EVOLVE.
TylerNull 8 months ago
So do they have to respect when I feel, I believe in my heart, that their belief is idiotic?
Darkfirebrand 8 months ago
Religion fucked up the world. Can't we go back to worshipping our Sun? Thats the real miracle.
copperkipper1 8 months ago 2
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@copperkipper1 That's what world leaders worship and they are the ones who fucked up the world.
Good luck getting rid of them, ever.
570PHV5531N 8 months ago
The emporer has no clothes people!
ridewave444 8 months ago
RAmen!
Agentkalaw 8 months ago 2
The last Atheist fad ended with 100,000,000 innocent civilians slaughtered by their Atheist masters, and yet the latest herd of hipster Atheists believe the solution is to show no respect to anyone who dissents from their genocidal religion of nothingness.
Atheists give scat brained dolts a bad name.
TylerNull 8 months ago
@TylerNull What is the name of that atheist fad??
ben9345 8 months ago
@ben9345 What is the teachers labor union that defrauded your parents?
TylerNull 8 months ago 2
@TylerNull Firstly how is that an atheist organisation and secondly how the hell did that lead to 100,000,000 civilians slaughtered. If you talking about dictators: "Today they say that Christianity is in danger, that the Catholic faith is threatened. My reply to them is: for the time being, Christians and not international atheists are now standing at Germany’s fore." - Hitler. And the cult of personality in Russia is a religion itself. What about the crusades or the Jones Town Massacre?
ben9345 8 months ago