Relationship Resolutions

[BriIsTheFinestCheese]

I wonder if when he says shit like "it's about me... it's a joke..." if he means to cut it out later but then doesn't, or if he's so funny and weird on purpose

[Flefeti]

Lovin' the hat :)

[mamemimoma]

holy fuck that is a big box of goldfish! and I don't care what you say, I will keep on dating Ryan Gosling in my head. It so counts.

[HeyItsSkinny]

Grab life by the balls. Grab other people by the balls. Grab a bunch of balls. ... Don't do that to the balls. XD

[Madisenz]

i would do all that to ryan gosling too ;D

[oOExcuseOo]

1:34 Joe's wizard curse :'D

[ROCKProletin]

I should be writing my term paper right now. But I am here. Watching your videos.

[lauralauramay]

press 6......."grab a bunch of balls"

[brianific]

Ryan Gosling has a face that closely resembles a monkey.

[iisabelt]

you are so cute!

[vanitygemini]

hey you got a nerwr stalker date me or not.... but you sould.. im vicktor nuñez ...mehh

[odd333]

But im already in love with you. And you can grab my balls like that anytime......Well that was awkward...

[VampFaerieFreak]

The outlet reminds me of Korey's videos.

[jeangreyisdead]

my relationship resolution: have one. maybe.

[bmontaguerave]

This was uploaded on my birthday. I didn't see it till now but what a great present - I genuinely giggled to myself out loud a few times.

[SirilPotter]

Topic: How to get over a breakup (after a long-term relationship).

[shaneakasper19]

I don't know if its routine, but when I meet people online, i tend to avoid meeting them in person because I'm afraid they are going to kill me... Is this normal?

[dieterstar]

i want to meet ash ketchum :-)

[pipernoswiping]

I've watched maybe a half hour total of Sex and the City and I still get your reference.

[NotrealityProduction]

You are so adorable and cute lol:) I love you;)

[briannaNschluter]

I love how real you are.....your just like "Happy F******* New Year" hahaha Love your videos Joe

[cyberphobiamustdie]

My new years resolution was to date the girl I had a major crush on, and then 5 days after new years, she asked me out. It's a win win all around.

[HandShakeTramp]

Question: How do you know if you're ready to move in with your bf/gf?

[youknowwhoitis4]

My new years resolution is to find you and drink with you because you seem pretty awesome, and our new friendship counts as a relationship.

[TheBored711]

i would like to not fart on the first date or during sex

[inulover8952]

I agree completely about Ryan Gosling.

[nakedborbon]

I wont do much cause im sittin' on the floor with some goldfish crackers no one loves it like gold fish (Y)

[Jonomonster]

my resolution is to get a girlfriend. Or a Blow up doll

[Jonomonster]

2:48 trollface :D

[Butterklumpenful]

What about "first dates"? I'll go on a date next week and asdfghjklAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

[WeatherForDucks]

joe! can you do a video on tips on how to get over a breakup / move on? x)

or a video about friends with benefits.

[LostSaltShaker]

just painted my room that exact color yesterday

[allnaturalteaable]

our rooms are the same colour :)

[itsawonkyfaintthing]

i love you :)

[torpidCerulean]

i love you joe

i just

love you

so much

[HPNEEK]

Any tips to get a guy in an Ash hat? Sorry, not you Joe :P <3

[ToxicPopsicle]

In the 7th grade, I made a resolution to stop making New Years Resolutions. I'm sticking to it like a champ.

[pataitowaffle]

were like a matching pair im so similar top yu but in a different country

[samadk14]

Can you be a make up guru?! That Wouk be so much fun to watch :)

[ddneq677]

Will you marry me Joe?

[snidgetsaywhee]

a joe-k hahahaha. like a joke. haha. hmmm.

[aloneandafriad]

My relationship resolution is to not to get into petty arguments with my boyfriend. I haven't yet, but I've seen how some couples have, and it's just something I would definitely like to avoid. 

[MaggieSerendipity]

Topic Suggestion: How should you go about dealing with a CHEATER? Kick their ass or kick the person their cheating with's ass, or kick your own ass for picking such an asshole of a boyfriend?

[NM42506]

Stay single, so not ready for this relationship stuff...

[WeirdFreakingKid]

lol I love sleeping on the floor...

one time I slept under my bed to see how the boogyman feels...

[noodlebamboo]

My relationship resolution is to stop trying to find someone. (That is, take a year off trying.) Also, if I do meet someone, I will stop myself from talking too much about it until it gets serious enough.

[SeaStarPopStar]

@missliddiep Your welcome :)

[HeatherJunesTunes]

Question time: How do you feel about friends with benefits?

Not with me of course. That would be presumptuous.

Just in general.

[TactownGirl]

I have a question, How do you meet people when your a hermet like me who only hangs out online?

[WilbePat]

you are fun! I love that video. But I never make resolutions so I'll let you do that for me...lol

[SeaStarPopStar]

@missliddiep Hey, I have been there and done that, But if I was you I would do what you feel is right and just be you, if you dont want to date then donte, cuz you are still young and real lasting boyfriends dont happen for young teens, but they to work best for 18 and older people , hope that helps you :)

[dmt543nerd]

You know that guy that you like that you shouldn't because he obviously doesnt like you, and no matter how hard you try, when he comes around you just find that the pathway between your brain and your mouth has a road block and everything comes out as, "HEEEEEYYYYYhowareyouIblub-blu­b-blub-stutter-talkaboutsometh­ingstupidyourdogdid". How do I not?

[dmt543nerd]

Ryan Gosling got best dressed for 2011... mmmmmmmmmmm.

[skatty14]

Question: How do you get someone to go out with you without sounding like a bossy desperate bitch? Being kind and concerted is not working and B.D.B. seems to be my only option left? Damn, I can't be that ugly and awkward, wtf? People are retarded, I am going to go binge eat Doritos and chug some Boone....fk yall later! Oh and thanks for the vid as usual, it was splendid.

[erisedstraeh1]

@missliddiep Further to my previous comment: The only real reason to date is BECAUSE YOU WANT TO!!!

[erisedstraeh1]

@missliddiep Honey, if your friends won't be your friends anymore if you're not dating, then you don't need them! Find some less shallow friends! Seriously!

[RoosterOwl]

You are more drunk in this video than usual.

[dmt543nerd]

@RoosterOwl no silly, it's the paint fumes! You can tell he's drunk when he gets a little bit slutty.

[miceylulu]

I think the paint fumes are getting to your head.

[brightereyesthanco]

the mention of Ryan Gosling alone got this video a like from me :-)

[dblamcvy]

Hm, relationships can that cover non romantic relationships? Like how to deal with someone that was a close friend and really betrayed you? Well not deal with the person, because we all know they'll end up in a ditch, but how to deal with the feelings. Or, how to deal commitment issues? Or even just putting yourself out there. All those would be interesting! (imo of course!)

[tenatopps]

My resolution is to approach one stranger every week and try and have a conversation with them !! Then maybe I'll ask someone out... We'll just see how I feel about that...

& I told my ex that I was dating a guy named Tom... It's Tom Felton.

[KTxxxxxxxx]

1. compliment at least five people a day. Who doesn't like a compliment even if it is totally obviously a lie. 2. take vitamin tablets, gosh I need 'em. 3. be less stressy which is hard for us girls believe me

Might as well get today on the road. Joe I love the colour of your walls ... eww that just sounds creepy.

P.S. I once slept on the floor for two weeks cos I was told to tidy up and put everything on my bed then got so stressed about it thus slept on my floor.

[LV1J]

My resolution: To get me and my boyfriend back in shape :)

[GetDefraged]

The snack that smiles back~~ That's kind of a creepy slogan... I mean to tell kids they're about to devour something that is actually smiling back at them... I just got out of a very toxic relationship, so my resolution is to take the entire year off from dating and dedicate it to me~ =)

[TheTrivshiz]

Was that a tampon you were waving around at the en of your video?

[PSDarlin]

Do you have any resolutions for people already in relationships?

[Mycenaea]

Hm... I think I should paint my walls too. Atleast once a day.

[fckingcharlie]

why don't you do a video about how to come out?

[quentinreynoso]

these videos are fucking hilarious

[dieraupe2]

Long distance relationships possible??? Also if you think they are, tips!!! What can you do to make it work

[carrlozXemiliano]

NOOOO! me n ma friend were just talking about how nice ur room looked with that color :O

[perfectstorm333]

What he would do to Ryan Gosling reminded me of The Elder Swear!

[loserbop]

i thought that pen was a tampon

[Mycenaea]

@loserbop Erm... that's a dildo, silly. Ash needs them in size small, you know?

[februaryboy91]

"I would (BEEEEEP) casserole dish, and then I would (BEEEEEP) house of bricks. (BEEEEEP) rivers of tomato juice (BEEEEEP) while we were (BEEEEEP). Sticks and stones may break my bones (BEEEEEP) both turn into zebras. That is what I would do...to Ryan Gosling.

Perhaps you can be more assertive!"

[KyStoffers]

I want to meet and fall in love with a handsome young video maker who drinks too much an sleeps on the floor....

[SMFortissimo]

My aunt told my cousin (a beautiful, single 27 year old) that she's praying for a granddaughter in 2012. Yeah, auntie I love you, but really? A) That's not going to happen and B) Why are you making a resolution for your daughter?!?

[CallusWyndry]

The last resolution sounded amazing, I like vloggers who drink too much and sleep on the floor, bonus if they love pokemon!!!! I recently met a guy at work, and we got to talking about relationships, and he said he'd given up on finding a boyfriend in our area because they were all jerks who wanted nothing more than sex. How do I convince him that I want more than just sex and that I want to try for something real? Or is this a lost cause? Joe you should answer mine for Pokemon love!

[FunnyCoolMonkey264]

I have bad luck with guys, as much as I would like a boyfriend I've given up on the idea of having one anytime soon.

[affenonkel]

Ballsy.

I want to actually talk to guys instead having eye sex with them across the dance floor.

Q: How to not crush on people who are taken?

[TheMbb2011]

My question: How do I hint to a guy I've been seeing for a few months that I want to make our relationship official? He said he doesn't want to tie me down because I'm away for college, but I'm ready to make it official. I'm also starting to wonder if he really likes me or if he is just using me.

[sledgehockeyg1rl]

My resolution is to get a better workout (getting into more sports basically) and maybe starting disabled sports group at my school. Relationship wise? don't really have one.

[ThatWeirdo04]

Talk about how to tell if a guy likes you!

[spookyastronauts]

best video on this channel yet!

[SweetSunshineCamper]

BAHA! I liked what you would do to Ryan Gosling

[sopha101]

opinion on friends with benefits?

especially when one friend (me) falls for the other friend (him) who doesn't want a relationship but still wants to get some.

[FunnyCoolMonkey264]

@sopha101 been there, done that. It ended badly. Talk to him so he knows how you feel, but don't stay tied to something that could break your heart. Its really hard though, I know how you feel.

[0000sensei]

This is the funniest video EVER!!

[TheWallflower87]

My resolution: get a date in 2012. Just sayin'.

[ageeksrevenge]

My resolution: Don't be dead.

It's a win-win for everyone. :)

[StudioSpaceCadet]

My relationship resolution last year was to NOT date anyone so as not to get hurt. I did date someone. and got seriously hurt. whoooops.

[MakaSkys]

My resolutions for this year is to get a boyfriend...and friends...because if I don't have friends. How the hell I will have a boyfriend?

[lozzzie2007]

Those crackers are in a juice container? AMERICA BE CRAZY YALL

[neondreamscollide]

My resolutions are to read more, drink more water, and write more songs. So far, so good.

[heyballard]

I like your shirt, it's so very geometrical and amazing - maybe you should carry that them to your wall, LIKE orange stripes or better yet shiny metallic quatrefoils :).. (salivating)

OK a question....public restrooms suck, like urinals... seems a little awkward for everyone, don't cha think?

[froregon]

I will miss your vibrant green walls. If I'm not paying attention, every time you say "sucks" I hear "sex". I guess that works for you, don't it?!

[PompTheMoose]

Don't fuck this one up [=

[myconman95]

can i marry you and sleep on your floor with you joe

[thenamesbanana]

You seem...Bitter.

[brittnnniiiinicole]

My resolution was to keep the dishes clean. o.o

So far, so good. (:

[partyphaze123]

Both turn into zebras... I wish my relationships end up like that!

[sharkie59]

Yep, I'd go straight for Ryan Gosling.

My Relationship Resolutions: 1. go on a date. 2. consider trying to start a relationship.

Question: Do you have any tips for people who are terrible at reading body language? I can never tell until it's too late if someone's flirting, or mistakenly think they are when they're not. I have to rely on friends to explain it afterward, which isn't helpful in the moment when it actually counts.

[yourmumeatstimtams]

your not gonna start dealing with...your just gonna start dealin'

im a loser

SHUT UP

[spencerBAXLEY]

LOL! I've been in love with you since 2007. :P

[leetcruelean]

Explain how you are so awesome. Please :3

[TaliaMacGregor]

QUESTION: How do you get ver someone you like when you have to see them with their new bf/gf everyday?

My resolution is to date guys outwith my 'type.' I've never dated a guy who one of my friends hasn't dated, wasn't over 6 ft, didn't have dark hair and play guitar. So that's my resolution. To grab a stranger who is blonde, short and plays the drums. (or something like that...)

[Serrenoa]

I seriously love you.

[TehBryanxx]

OHMAHGAH Joe have my babies please D: somehow you need to have my babies make it work now! D: amazing vid as always <3

[dramallama56]

Joe, I'm pretty sure your videos are the most enjoyable videos on all of the interwebs.

And yes, that means you're beating the kitten videos.

[TheLegorockman]

I would so totes be in a relationship with Joe. Like totes. HE'SJUSTSOAWESOME

[AccioAmberLynn]

You are so fantastic. Oh. Gosh. I mean, it's great advice, and you're hilarious.

[OhMcKmac]

Joe, I can't even begin to explain how this is the BEST VIDEO YOU HAVE EVER MADE!

[sswainca]

Oh my god, Ryan Gosling. Get in me.

[thehockstra]

here's one. How do you stop seeing someone that you've only been seeing for a few weeks, because you realize it just isn't going to work. BUT, they are clearly into you. Any way to do that without it being awkward? Or is that just one of the downsides to dating that you're stuck with? :/

[clarissa61190]

...but I am getting married this year!

[aahb1231]

outlet... like Korey:)

[SchmandarinOrange]

you are my favorite. that is all.

[MicaelaHart]

It does, it really does. Ryan and I are mfao.

[Xxshadow1332xX]

I'm going to get a damn boyfriend. How do you start talking to someone that's a stranger who i want to get to know? Like some random guy at school that you have no classes or mutual friends with?

[bunniesandbooks]

Idk if the bleeping was a reference to Harry Potter Puppet Pals but I took it as one. Btw, do u have any advice on how to stay positive about being single?

[huizar4289]

You're so effin adorable!

[WakingEmptyx]

Oh trust me, Joe. If you liked vaginas, I would have no problem falling in love with you.

[TheMandyBlackberry]

if you'd be straight...gosh you'd be my boyfriend! hahah you're hilarious!

[sidereally]

i just painted my room too! my shit was all over everywhere too.

[LollipopHugger98]

What is the best way to make the change from being good friends to having a relationship with that person?

[thelovelylydz]

YOU KNOW THE BEAN SONG!!!

[OllieTheCello]

My relationship resolution for 2012 is to go visit my boyfriend, because he's in England, and I'm in America, and this entire long-distance situation sucks giant monkey balls.

[booksclevahness]

No way, this week sucks way more than last week, there's school.

[mojonacho]

You need more Goldfish.

-J

[whenyoureholdingme]

any tips on how to politely tell creepy old customers to fuck off when at work?

[animeotaku]

I want to stay with my boyfriend. He's the best ever!

[druidess22]

I love how a whole minute was beeped out

[BrettWieckhoff]

Do something on long distance relationships pleaseee.

[rozgibson]

you're so so so funny

[frederikkymartin]

You're so cute. When you burped i wanted to SMELL it. I fancy you

[kieshorse]

resolution: don't sleep with anyone inappropriate. considering this was not blown within the first 24 hours of the new year (not like 2011...) THINGS ARE GOING WELL.

question: how do you let them know you are 'just not that into them?'

[BuriedErect]

I... Yeah, this was a great video. Really, terribly funny.

[TokioHotelGirlFreak]

the sec i saw that u were sitting infront of the wall outlets it automaticly brought me back to the 5AG days cuz korey always sat on the floor infront of outlets like that , i miss 5AG :0(

[ServosFLyingCircus]

From 1:35 to 2:00 anyone else think of the Elder Swear?

[sanuk29]

my resolution is to try to make my relationship work long distance when we split off and go to different colleges across the country from each other :/

[AsappMusic]

My resolution- Casual dating! ...Hey, Joe. Are you free next weekend? #jokes

[owchihurtmyself]

how the hell do you meet guys when your in an all girls school? or i guess a broader question would be: how to meet someone in another school?

[cartoonfreak9]

I'm going with meeting and falling in love with a handsome young video maker who drinks too much and sleeps on the floor... ;)

[epicmusicz212]

My New Years Resolution: I want to meet and fall in love with a handsome young video maker, who drinks too much and sleeps on da floor. :)

[hbgns]

When is it time to give up on a guy? I don't want to wait forever...but I want to wait a little bit.

[mellbells]

Creepy Resolutions Continued: "I wanna get pregnant and have a baby in 2012!"

[brian1984hb]

Recently i painted my room in wine-red. I hope you know from colour psychology how red colours have effect on your guests. I am sure it works very well. :>

[mellbells]

For a second there, I thought your pen was a tampon. as you can imagine I was extremely confused!

Question: How do you keep yourself from being stupid/awkward around the guy you like?

[tombstonediploma]

Dear Joe,

What's a boy and how can I make it love me?

[dawnnerdgirl]

Turning into zebras, I want to know what you would do.

[Pawyaaa]

A little bit of crazy today joe! xD

[Hellybot]

You mentioned Ryan Gosling and now I've started watching "Crazy Stupid Love." Thank you!

[kitkatzinix]

I will tidy up after myself and pick up and put away at least 2 things from my bomb-site/floordrobe that I sleep in

[EmoVince101]

I think a friend of mine likes me, but i swear he's straight. He even makes fun of me for being gay and harasses me every time he sees me. Think you could help?

[GleeInYourButt]

Joe<3 You're a beauty. I won't even try to insult you or your voice to try to get you to respond<3

[LostDiadem14]

do you ever answer the questions? :p

haha love you joe!

[Ignelux]

My resolution is to try and get accquainted with the only guy I've ever met who can make my stomach flip and my throat go dry...Yayy? XD

[RyanVidz]

My name is Ryan Cummings.

Thats close to Ryan Gosselin, right? I think its better...

[MsWasteland101]

First relationship resolution I wanna make has nothing to do with dating! Well, I guess it could end that way. But who knows. I have to be nicer. I'm trying. I failed today, I failed yesterday too. This resolution is difficult.

[KaylaCakes87]

I painted my room too! So I know how you feel.

[EmDisney1]

even your burps are camp.

[Rumbleroar97]

So my friend has an obsessive boyfriend who buys her really expensive things; he like, won't allow her to break up with him. What should she do?

[sliceofmilk]

You could talk about why 22 year old, fairly likeable, interesting girls (women??) can't find any sort of love and never have been able to.

[sliceofmilk]

@sliceofmilk it might have something to do with Ryan Gosling as well.

[NineYearOldToddlers]

Well then, that was a really quality video Joe. Thanks for the upload?...!

[sliceofmilk]

I always giggle when I watch your videos.

[DreamerRealist]

That container of goldfish crackers looks as though it fell from Heaven.

[L0STinNARNIA]

So, there's this guy I used to like but gave up on him after a while, but now he's interested in me and thinks I still like him. How can I gently tell him I've moved on?