Comfort Wipe Commercial

[HELLOLOVEBYE]

Is that a wiping wand? Wait.. R u supposed to wipe with that stick thing? Besides who actually needs help with wiping?? I mean I'm just I mean... Who invented this ... And yet my idea of a time machine invention didn't get picked up????

[slicshuter]

There's this brilliant thing. It's called hand-washing.

[weeblerbob]

one time when i was a kid i ate too many fruit roll ups and took a blue poop

[suzyjonas]

... um.. nvm

[Z0MB1EN1NJAGUY]

0:49 yeah, you'll "keep" your dignity, by keep you mean destroy right

[avatarion]

MURRICA

[fegeleiin]

suffers from loss of range of motion ...

[fegeleiin]

she showed a chick in the shower using a brush, cuz they can't show her taking a shit and wiping afterwards

[kdog461]

0:16 thats not the only thing thats 18 inches long

[TobyGeralds]

"For over 100 years, we have had no concept of washing our asses after we take a sh--".

[TobyGeralds]

How about discovering *water* for *washing* instead of paper for wipe-drying? One of these days, North Americans will discover the joy of washing away filth instead of what passes for their so-called "toilet hygiene". You can take a few lessons from 7th century Arabia in this regard.

[gotentertainment]

lmaoooo

[Disturbingdarkmind]

Perfect for landwhales!

[hobobanana6575]

for 19.99 u could get a gym membership

[TheBigNoob]

For over 100 years we've been scrunching and folding toilet paper...

...Just fold the toilet paper, and attach it to the easy grip solution...

Wat?

[takeahint123]

Get a grip.

And lose some fucking weight.

[WWWWWWWWWWWVVWWWWWWW]

what the fuck am i watching

[UnIosingRanger]

>being a big guy certainly has its advantages

hahahaha, seriously?

>maintain your dignity

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Drebin898]

Keep mixing up my Get a Grip and Comfort Wipe :(

[thunderaar]

"Being a big guy has its advantages.."

WOT

[wazark]

"being a big guy certainly has it's advantages"

...

[mongolmongol222]

>not using Comfort Wipe

>2012

[AshandLauraluv]

Old guy:(sees a present for him) OOO what's this?

Other guy:it's for you!!!:D

(old guy opens present,notices it is "confert wipe") Wtf?? W-what's this?!

Other guy:confert wipe!

Old guy:what does it do?

Other guy: help you wipe your a**!!

Old guy: 0.0

[Dakiethepink]

I'd like to see a real example of how to use it. Please show me! ;D

[mhz90718]

so this is how obese people who can't reach around wipe their bottoms?

[seinfeldfan7898]

@mhz90718 Its for old/disabled people, but was marketed to the wrong groups

[uzaiyaro]

"Being a big guy certainly has its advantages"

Like what?

[spartannoah]

Maintain dignity? MY ASS!

[weasleytwinsgurl]

If wiping your ass is difficult lose weight

[2ndAveLine]

Before ComfortWipe, I used to use a branch and leaves. It was hard trying to find a branch and the proper leaf, especially when I had an urgent poop. And if I didn't gather enough leaves, I left a HUGE skid mark, you betcha.  But now with comfort wipe, I have joined the modern age, and now I wipe with comfort, dignity, and style. My friends want to know the secret- but I won't tell, shhh!

Thank you ComfortWipe!

[thedirtymeatball]

anally designed for your fat ass

[asecamp]

Thanks Cinco!

[Iddapip]

I don't know if this thing works, but it's not always about being obese. If you have had a hip operation and can't twist your torso or may have problems with your shoulder, it can be difficult to wipe properly. Someone may have been in an accident and the resulting injuries make it hard to do normal everyday things. It's not fair to make snotty comments about people who are in this predicament. They don't always have a choice.

[BigBurska]

if you can't reach your asshole use this pole to help you reach!

[sonnadawn]

If you need this stick to wipe your but then damn you a need to loose weight.

[ChuChusChannel]

Fuck this gay earth

[TheWaffle106]

I don't think I could keep my dignity trying to hide that stick in my bathroom, or worse, trying to explain it to someone who found it

[crazydang101]

Oh ya keeping ma dignaty

[iateyourgranny]

two plastic sticks for 19.99, what a great deal

[codethis]

With this product how do you know it's really wiping your ass?

When you wipe your ass with your fingers ... you know!

Because it's your fingers!!

Amazing!!

I'm going to sell fingers on the internet!

[ImoenOfTelengard]

I still use Sears catalogs to wipe my ass.

[BuKuTyyy]

who the fuck hurts his shoulder whiping his ass

[abassline]

and to think, I've been using my bare hands to wipe my a**, when I could have been sticking an 18-inch pole up my a** to wipe it instead! BRILLIANT!

[sabbatdark]

25 years of wiping my arse... I think i'm fine thanks. Who the hell has their toilet paper 18 inches out of reach anyway???

[JediNinjalo]

OH.... MY.... GAWD!

[AveryOMG]

tell me how the fuck you'll wipe your ass wife that.

[Buhjachacka]

T-Rex approves this product

[mikkeljuelgregersen]

WHAT HAPPENED IN THE 1880's?!

[AppleiJerzday25]

I mean yuh can wipe yuh ass and duh shit n chase yuh cuz wit 18 inches of long big hungry man shiiiiiiiiiiitttt JABOOOOODYDUBS BROT ME HERRE

[rikolasdf]

"Being a big guy certainly has its advantages"

[89sarahsarah]

LOL!!!!!! I love the comments on here.

[Assassingirl2462]

How far away are people's asses that they need the length of their arms and a 18 inch stick to wipe their ass?

[89sarahsarah]

@Assassingirl2462 LOL!!! This comment just killed me.

[BeerDrinkersUnited]

I just use a baseball bat wrapped in paper towels.

[BeerDrinkersUnited]

We've only been wiping our butts for 100 years?!

[SuperBooyah123]

@BeerDrinkersUnited fun fact, in ancient china people used poop sticks. Except, not like this, imagine a single chopstick that was stuck up your anus to clean up extra shit stuck near your sphincter.

lol

[JohnnyBeans57]

I would leave if i went to someones house and saw thier fucking poo covered comfort wipe in the bathroom.

[89sarahsarah]

@JohnnyBeans57 LOL!!!

[echdareez]

Jabo0odyDubs brought me here...

[awesomeperson1012]

0:30-0:33 that's why you wash your hands after you finish using the bathroom!!!!!!

[joelwagnerpiano]

Jabo0ody dubs brought me here.

[Haloskulls117]

why are you worried about getting shit on your hands while using toilet paper? YOUR JUST GONNA WASH YOUR HANDS ANYWAY!

[JohnnyRocketProd]

really why do you 18 more inchs?

[beethovenboy]

This is what I want for Christmas!

[flootisboy65]

0:46 yeah i'm tired of paying the neighbors to come wipe my ass.

[locandadelingo]

0:37 what are the advantages?

[SenshiNebula]

@locandadelingo Being able to crush anyone that's messing with you under all that fat

[bauxitus]

dafuq is that???

[tiffantasky]

0:48 fake accent when she started talking about 'dignity'

[bigfloridapimp]

Anyone who is a human being hates putting their hand up their ass crack even with sheets and sheets of TP. This is the greatest thing ever made and you all know it. Unless youre an animal.

[Flowmaster925]

@bigfloridapimp yea so y don't we forget the smell and stop wiping cuz it will not only save seconds of our wasting lives and trees so we can use them for other valuable materials besides getting thrown into water waste

[JohnnyBeans57]

@bigfloridapimp This is retarded, and we are animals. Youre probably what is referred to in this video as "a big man," so you may need it.

[bigfloridapimp]

@JohnnyBeans57 Youre disgusting if you have no problem touching shit in your ass crack. You must be what people on the webz call "a scat man."

[willybobdoody]

0:30 No you think about it you fucking bitch. You can't spell modern. Finally that's why I bought a bidet. Bitch

[chrononautvideos]

@willybobdoody No need to be an angry dick-faced fart-huffing jerkoff about it.

[ProfMike789]

Heh. 18 inches.

[RandomStupidStuff99]

The lady is saying how she has lots of dignity now that she uses the comfort wipe well she lost it after doing this commercial

[SapunMan]

>maintain your dignity

Yeah, right.

[wtfdidyousay]

2923 white people bought this product L0L

[nikenna]

This product is for people who are very overweight or obese. I am working out alot now and trying to lose my weight because I too am having problems reaching to wipe back there. This product would most definatley be helpful as sad as that is.

[ArcaneThingOfBeauty]

If you gotta use this (assuming you're using this for non-sexual purposes hehe), this CLEARLY means you need to lose weight. :(

[bonnijee]

ewwwwww imagine the size of the big guy's erm... poop

[WW2CRU]

Looka Lik A Didlo

[15kingjuan]

I need dat shieet!!!!!

[Daviskd94]

This makes perfect sense! It's not like we wash our hands after using the bathroom or anything. That would be just silly!

[colejwright21]

what advantages are there to being fat?

[splinter2432]

50 dollar value my butt......

[ProtonPivotXD]

ohhh humanity..

[cOoLbEaNs1494]

I would have loved to have been a fly on the wall when the meeting to come up with this product was going on.

[WizardOfDuh]

Cletus! Get me mah poo-wipin' stick!

[MsGracieFacie]

The lady at :50 trying to maintain her dignity lost it by being in this commercial.

[BrisaLynleez]

I really hope this was just a joking item... Like, they didn't expect people to actually buy it. O.o

[Monsters9141]

Lol just stop being lazy and wip yourself lmao

[MyNameIsSteveYesitis]

wtf what if your friend comes over and goes "what's this"?

[isetmfriendsofire]

And $50.00 value my ass! Heh, heh... Ass..

[isetmfriendsofire]

The Get A Grip is the fucking dumbest product I've EVER seen.

[reytefo]

the "GET A GRIP" is actually more useful than the "CONFORT WIPE"....

[CandiSammi]

"It maintains your dignity!" *Shoves a massive stick down ass*

[TheJasonandstacey]

@CandiSammi AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

[gaoutlaw]

@CandiSammi Very dignified, isn't it?

[RRReviews]

This thing doesn't even make sense... if I would stick that down by my ass, it would come out between my thighs (don't take that the wrong way), it's way to long. I think just wiping like a normal human being would be BETTER for my dignity :\

[boby6]

WTF who is this fat where they can't get there hands to touch there ass

[linzemol]

The comfort dild- Wipe. I mean wipe.

[MegaHoneyDude]

oh yeah, i always need help wiping it

[TheSamps0n]

oh my god. i facepalmed into oblivion.

[lucas5665]

Wiping your ass with your own hands is disgusting and it's for poor people!

[CaliPanarica]

I came from Smoshpit!!!

[AlbatrossOnFire]

Who cares if you came from Smosh.com T_T

[MsSeeingdouble]

... i can't believe the human race needs help to wipe their own asses.

[BillyTheBastardChild]

talking about maintaining your dignity in this commercial - way to script

[MyFunnyapple]

...Because the most difficult task in my life is to get out of the bath. Thank god fo bonus!!

[junior214223]

this is sick... but i want to see her wipe her ass with that

[composednostalgia]

Well this might actually help people with physical disabilities like cerebral palsy or something, but other than that I see no reason as to why able bodied people would want to use it.

I think they're reaching out to the wrong market.

[Metallicamilo311]

i wouldn't want my wife to go into the bathroom with a 18-inch anatomically-designed tube

[ColibriAnna08]

@Metallicamilo311 No woman would use that damn thing for something like that. Ouch.

[spokanemom47]

@Metallicamilo311 0_0

[RockNRoll560]

" i can still maintain my dignity " not if your so pathetic that you need a toilet paper extender.

[ryudragon7]

one thing I always wondered is....what advantages do the big guys have? I am a big guy and I see no advantages, unless you consider being able to talk full advantage of an all you can eat buffet, scaring little children, or not being able to fit in the rides at Hershey park advantageous. Seriously that is why I go to the gym twice a week and walk an additional mile 3 times a week. Being big sucks.

[JumpyyJosie]

You use it to wipe your fucking ass? O.O

[adkgirlsince01]

Yeah, wash your body with it after its been up your butt!

[ChippyAndBucky]

Cause my arm is 18 inches away from my ass:|

[coffeebeancatvideos]

How is toilet paper dirty?

[Xandxst3X]

hahhaha a can't believe this is real

[Caboose727]

i will maintain my dignity by not buying this LOL!!!

[SuperAwesomemiz]

Smosh

[XxStarlight1235xX]

@patypatpat99 You do know that there ARE toliets that flush themselves, right? Cuz that's basically the same.

[Patypatpat99]

society is getting lazier and lazier. the next 10 years theres gunna be a machine to flush the toilet by itself

[MarbleWasps]

@Patypatpat99 ....dude...they already have those.

[Patypatpat99]

@MarbleWasps O_O

[Tiffmidon]

Legit, my grandfather has this. The first time I saw it I thought it was a dildo..

[ShuuraiNoTakai]

..WHAT..THE FUCK!?

[MinaMediumMiriam24]

Omg people is getting lazyy -____-

Wipe ur butt with ur own hand!!! lmao!! XD

[Bernardinho1990]

Smosh brought me here.

[1BlueEyedBeuty1]

Damn people are getting way too lazy these days... o3o

[afroebob]

@1BlueEyedBeuty1 you say that like you think people actually buy it.

[1BlueEyedBeuty1]

@afroebob well y'never know, someone might be.. xD

[FunkySkunk55]

SMOSH

[Corkoth55]

well as bill would say: BULL FRIKIN HORSE SHIIT

[17sith]

SMOSH!

[Event0011]

Where does Ian and Anthony find all this shit ?!

[MissTwilightlover1]

is wiping your butt more embarrassing than carrying this thing INTO the bathroom??

[JAXTERWARS27]

Brb going to go clean my mind.

This is fucking... just... ETEJISRGUF FUCK.

[MokonaHat]

WTF AMERICA.

[thenzrsdk]

SMOSH!!!!

[Josie8458]

what happens when the toilet paper gets too wet and doesn't come out of the stick?

[EAGLEuyaGAMER]

Just wear a diaper do your stuff then while your done pull out your handy-danny-hose & spay that shit away call now & well throw in a pulger

[setof10]

Well, it might be your only way to fulfill that urge.

[skullenbonez]

I think I will stick to toilet paper so I don't feel like I'm trying to shove a 18 inch dilldo up my ass and 2 I'm a guy so that's would be gay to even attempt to use it.

[MasterChief2627]

@skullenbonez AHAHAHAHA

[bjegovic]

i think this was their way of glamorising disability! joking aside, imagine if you had to rely on someone to wipe your bottom! pretty good invention if u ask me!

[sheadvt]

Why is that guy at 0:04 wearing pants?

[divagab5]

18 inches! It's long enough to wipe someone elses butt too!

[SuperMrsAwesome]

that looks like something people might "slip and fall on" in the shower ;)

[SapphireH]

It must be wonderful to be young and healthy and smug, and to not have to worry about the joints & tendons in your body betraying you to the point where managing such a personal matter IS an issue.

If you live long enough, old age & arthritis will eventually catch up with most of you... consider it a form of karmic justice.

[brandonww1985]

the Big guy

"Being a big guy certainly has its advantages"

heart disease

some cancers

high blood pressure

diabetes

sleep apnea

high cholesterol

pretty sure there aren't ANY advantages

[ComfortWipe32]

Check out mah username...btw, this comment was useless

[JellyH272]

Wait...... Don't you have to touch all the dirty toilet paper to put it on the Comfort Wipe, to put it in the toilet...???

[cherrylipsxoxo]

umm i fine with toilet paper thank you..

[CollegeBoy365]

I don't like how it looks like it has a mouth on the end your wiping yourself with. Like what if you pushed the "easy release button" mid-wipe?  0_o

[FailureFalls]

Get a grip? More like get a refund bitch.

[Irritating1234]

I always thought toilet paper was good enough. To me, scrunching and folding never seemed to be a nuisance.

[themaxster100]

so this lady is saying toilet paper is disgusting..yet she's using a stick that touches her butt constantly as a shower scrubber?

[gangsterper]

You would still have to fold the toilet paper, only now you have to attach it to that dildo thingy and use even more time cleaning yourself! lol... what a retarded invention!

[vamplov0244]

why the fuck woold any1 pay 50 dollars..

[TheArgenis1]

I think thats more disgusting

[SlightlyRaisedEyebro]

You know... You can wash your hands after you're done, right?

[CatNasty]

America.

[LAURAROX555]

I called the number on the screen...

it's real O.o

[MrDanielHawes]

If I ever visit someone's home and find one of these in the bathroom, I WILL beat them to death with it.

[leapfrogs21]

Does it come with an instructional video?

[SuperGmodkid]

Wow this is SO stupid!

[sheadvt]

Why is the guy at 0:04 wearing pants?

[Boston420KC]

Does anyone know what to do if you get a Comfort Wipe stuck up your asshole? I've called the company but they offer no assistance. I can't even close the hatch on my Forever Lazy anymore.

[OpenMicWithLunchbox]

lol i have naver seen this in canada and i dont think we will we have a lil thing called dignity haha

[eezysqueezy]

@OpenMicWithLunchbox Shut up, moose-fucker.

[NYKID10014]

LMAO

[LondonDreads]

Announcer: "But wait!! Call now and we'll include the reuse-a-douche. The amazing turkey-baster like design will ensure cleaning your private areas has never been easier. Simply throw it in the microwave to warm it up."

Woman: "Cleaning my vag used to be a pain. In fact, I let it go for weeks - or months - before I would even deal with it. Now with the reuse-a-douche I just pop it in the microwave and then pop it in down there. And the great thing is come Thanksgiving we have a kitchen helper."

[Kupolyth]

Why don't we see the blond woman rubbing her ass with it? It would've been more pragmatic.