Don't Eat Too Much!

[DavidTismyDoctor]

And I loved this video in it's entirety!

[IlesAlique]

and the dramatic lighting was very effective.

[BeatrixNemesis]

His editing style reminds me of Hannah Hart's. I DEMAND that they meet.

[andrew19vato]

absinthe is bad it makes you veeeeery ill :(

[LennonForever1]

And I shall continue to wonder if you ended up disposing of the spider or left it there.

[cdup10470]

this is my favorite frezned vlog. it never fails to crack me up

[SeptemberFoolish]

and a happy new year!

[jukeboxmusic16]

and I have to say, this is one of my favourite frezned videos.

[AnnaBanan2012]

and I'm going to try to take your advice. I really will.

[MyGoodNameWasTaken]

I DON'T UNDERSTAND FREZED!

[AshleyTisdaleFan2145]

@MyGoodNameWasTaken Well then sir, you're missing out...or you're just not intelligent in anyway, shape or form.

[FutureAbe]

and I shall continue my frezned video watching..

[asyouwish141]

And I wonder if you will punish commenters who began sentences this way after October 26, 2010, since you specified that the special permission was only for today, which was the aforementioned date when you wrote it.

[beverleykatherine]

and I think you are the cutest. gah!

[mrterryjunior]

and i realize now how little people read the description

[llemons777]

LMAO... YOU crack me up... I totally just stumbled upon you and I am totally subscribing!!!

[ouiseylou]

and I don't know whether I'm crying with laughter or my eyes are watering because the light bulb is dead and I can smell smoke.

[ZachariaQ]

And finally someone else views bugs in the room as spectators!

[vegangirly]

Dude that camera trick totally blew my mind

[musicbaby756]

And I completely agree with your idea of the right amount of food

[guster815]

This is my favorite frezned video of all time. So much weird. So much adorable.

[DavidTismyDoctor]

Exactly how much cordial did you have, dear sir?

[Sloomf]

ITS BULBASAUR!

[seetheeskimo]

I do like you Tom :)

[smilingmouth]

and...

[prettypurplebelle]

impressing the spiders :)

[georgiewsings]

i wanna fuck him :) x

[hpotteryesimawizrd]

Okay I love and your videos Tom but are you high when you make them?

[98SarawithnoH]

we are like. exactly alike...

[insertnamehere84]

i'm pretty sure that shadow animal was some sort of badger-hawk-dog thing

[amusingseth]

i slap my stomach like that too! haha it makes a satisfying sound

[Nahlzz]

i sincerely hope that spider was impressed.

[BennyBoyZinz]

FIRST

[pippaluvsu]

im not people am i , IM INTERNET!

[tahloful]

0:15 - 0:19 Baha :D

[wge621]

and then I realized: I've been holding a peach pit for the duration of the video because I was too captivated by your presence to throw it out

[xOxCrapWeaselxOx]

@wge621 LOL. You might have accidently dropped it on your toe from forgetting all about it. WHAT IF IT WAS A SUITCASE FULL OF BOOKS?

[wge621]

@xOxCrapWeaselxOx shit! i'll count my blessings

[Flannel0228]

There was a spider and I was trying to impress him

[nightmarefairy96]

And i love you

[xgoldlion07x]

"I'm sorry if that move there was a bit overly dramatic but there's a spider over there and i was trying to impress it"

[katrinalindley]

I saw this in my suggested videos directly after eating way too much. I should have known better.

[ohaietc]

bulbasaur?



[ahhspectacular]

And I started this comment with "And," because Tom said it was okay, just this once.

I want to marry you.

[SimplyChemical95]

@ahhspectacular

And are you sure you're not meekakitty?

lol jk :)

[josfranck]

Who told you a spider is a he?

[xOhLookItsAMYx]

Did anyone else get chills at 1:11 :o

"So I apologize"

[theafterlight22]

Impressing a spider huh... I've never heard or seen something like that until now.

[lixechan]

I think this might be one of my fav videos. Ever. Not just of yours. EVER. :3 <3

[Evie3701]

"Sorry if that move there was overly dramatic, but there was a spider and I was trying to impress him" - I love this boy :')

[hadashi05]

Just wait until you're in your mid-fifties. It's even better!

[Jessiegurl77]

You're stomach sounds flat as a board!

[Ipromisetonotstare]

You make me smile:)

[MarshyMallowSky]

that was a really fun camera trick...totally entertained :D

[tessa3541]

you make me laugh

[Pivaxi]

I'm sure you impressed more than the spider.

[BLm0207]

and..... :/ thought*

[BLm0207]

And just when I though I couldn't love you any more.. I watch this. :)

[divicool72]

"I didn't even drink, I didn't even drink orange juice tonight, or any fluid! I had water, I had good water and cordial...and lots of absinthe"

[icecreamOWL]

Do you ever make a video with any actual purpose?

[AllieMcKeen]

I think this is one of your best.

[bogan182]

and and and and privilege wasted!!!

[fridasalli]

and hello

[annon95iloveya]

i love the color of you eyes it's really nice :D xx and the way you say bloody xx i love the frezned accent x

[MyShatteredAmethyst]

And you intrigue me and I didn't know why until you said 'cordial.' you are an older, happier and more Australian version of my friend! He's extremely weird but oh so clever, you'd love him but he would probably not like you very much, he's rather cynical :,)

[IntoTheUnknownBlue]

and now I'm wondering if will we ever get special permission to end our comments will a preposition.

[fournya]

I'm sure the spider was impressed

[DoItLikeAChewitt]

... And this video is awesome :D

[FangsUpCobraFans]

Why is he so adorable?!

[colorguardgurl24]

But there was a spider, and I was trying to impress him! 

[RiaRawr13]

"...i had water! i had good water. (:

..and i have LOTS of absinthe."

that explains.

EVERYTHING

[animelattack]

And it seemed most difficult to see the sparkle in your own eye, but I'm sure you impressed the shit out of that spider.

[cinnamonandcocoa]

And I love this video. :)

[harryhasaheadache]

and i snorted a lot because of this

[ellathewella]

And i have decided to follow your advice.and i like like like it!

[purpleukulele]

I love it when I"m a spider and the internet impresses me

[phoenixsong38]

ok i got ot go because thi light is going to set my room on fire byyyeeeee!

XD

[darkflower366]

AND I think this is among one of the funniest one of your videos I've watched. "I'M INTERNET!" "I've got a twinkle in my eye." Seriously...still laughing

[catratfatcat]

and... now I don't remember how I was going to finish that sentence.

[tarlesisbored]

I laugh so much watching your videos! And I don't usually laugh when I'm watching something, I might find it very funny but I don't actually express it. So that means you are extremely funny, because I laugh watching you :D yaaay.

[amadarose8]

i l love food more now since my love left me..who cares if il be fat fatter fattest...

[iasonharper]

and i just subscribed :)

[softlyserenademe]

lol you're weird I like it tho :) sometimes you talk so fast I can't understand your accent!

[alycat231]

im not people right now im internet!

[YouthInAsia0]

it's like watching a man going mad

[ChelseaIRL]

and i think all of your videos are epic.

and i'm really glad you made this one! ...and all the rest you've made. as well. as well i should! i'm rambling. goodbye! :) *waves manically* *runs away*

[mcNoa]

Spider unimpressed.

[swammycb]

was absinthe the reason for the no-pointedness of this video tom? ;)

[MyUserNameIzSarah]

and I am totally sure you impressed that spider!

[bonniegreenday]

and your videos are the bees knees :)

[panneverlander]

i thought he said: " i'm experimenting shitting in my bedroom."

[banana837]

@panneverlander Omg me too. And I have watched it like 200 billion times and I still cant figure out what he actully said!

[dieLarkundMusik]

@panneverlander everyone watch the video again with shitting in mind

[SaraZombieful]

I would just like to say that I'm strongly tempted to snuggle you into oblivion.

[Travnseattle]

And when are you going to visit the states?

[li2001157]

And then Becky said "get off me Sarah!" So I did.

[SpiffyGliffy]

The shadow looked like a carnivorous snail.

[emmfan09]

wonderful.

[ChasingAce]

Well now that you mention it, I guess I simply have to start a comment with "and." ^-^ Love your randomness in this vid! Saw nerimon's intro video and thought your minutes long attempt at a casual hello was simply hilarious! And now I'm a big fan! (Well after checking your other videos of course). I'll stop with my excessively long message.

[MsCharrlottie]

"there was a spider and i was trying to impress him"

[Kimojuno]

and, "Uploader Comments (CrystalineSilver) "

Interesting.

...

So..see what I did there? No? No? No. No! No?...how dare you, Frezned, how dare you! >.> <-<

[bill11097]

thats great :D 

[laurenbashley]

It's a camel!

[BathtubWanderer]

And, this is why I love you.

Well, not love you. How can one love without knowing the other?

But I enjoy your videos. Yes. Yes. THAT is what I intended to say, first. Not the other thing. Nooooo.

... I should really end this comment.

[rimiwhat]

and that, kids, is how frezned lost his mind

[FateStayNoirNaruto]

and impressing spiders with overly dramatic gestures ftw. :D

[Melafofela]

23 people ate too much food.

[ilrin]

"and" some words. why not, you are right, why not!

[gbrading]

"My hair looks like a mop."

That's why it's called a Beatles Moptop.

[windchimes098]

and.....LOOK AT THE ARM SHADOWS! AHHHHHHHHH!

i really should be writing right now. sigh. happy nanowrimoing, everybody.

[jar0fdirt63]

the shadow puppet is sam eagle! exellent form!

[rhiissoepic]

and like... yeah.

[nogoldfish]

and also your shadow puppet is an American bald eagle.

[magicmuso]

I love the look of shock as you realise you 'didn't even drink orange juice tonight!'

[Tarzey275]

this cracks me up! LOVE IT

[mickmos]

fuck i hate the new wave of gay nerd faggots like this douche.

[mskelseypeters]

damn, i want what he's having

[MigdalaVered]

And then he killed the dog.

[microwavedhamster202]

and yeah.

[alycat231]

i like your shadow puppet

[Kayles73]

and ... some words

[angelenroute]

you are a god among men and neil gaiman should write about you!!!

[spectatorsort]

And that shadow puppet looks like a camel.

[KittyKat91210]

And for some reason I completely missed this video in my sub box for some reason until... today... six days later... This video made my week!

[afrenger]

oprah stole absinthe from tom?

[Equinata]

and I've got to tell you, I had a dream about you the other day. You wanted to join the circus to become a gymnast, but I didn't think you should partially because you were bad at gymnastics, but mainly because you were on fire. Like actually on fire. And then you shot lasers at me and threw an orange at my head. I woke up traumatised.

[symphonyofcolour]

@Equinata That is an incredible dream

[gabishmabi]

and i love you.

[Shifterred]

And that's why we love you more than we could love any other woman.

...Wait.

[odetothepillow]

You stole this from Oprah.

[Beccababi623]

@odetothepillow don't you mean Oprah stole it from tom? commonnn. use your head

[Lucii1293]

.. and this is why they call you random.

I don't understand why I think you're funny, but I do.

[Briellesabop]

...so if you were anorexic, there would be a video every day?

[randomuser337]

you are gay

[ToastDriver]

it's harder to end a sentence with and

[medicaldoctor369]

And your videos just make my day. And they just make my day man!!

[666TECHNO666]

wtf

[riverdancer07]

and also that t-shirt really accentuates the, um, colouring in your cheeks ;)

[wontdance4u]

it's a hippopotamus!

[TheAwesomeArtChannel]

I always under-estimate how much I will enjoy your videos, I'm then pleasantly surprised about how good they are.

[M4rple]

and you're my favourite. :)

I used "and" properly because I wrote a previous comment and this comment is an addition to the previous one.

[MrsWizz96]

Tom... I just ate too much... I'm sorry :(

[tates5rule]

AND i love frezned even more now. Him and his mop hair and the twinkle in his eyes.

[sl1ghtlystoop1d]

and now we know, and knowings half the battle

[MrsWizz96]

And that's the best video I've seen today :d

Could somebody let me know what the frezned video before this one is called? Cheers :)

[phoenixkh93]

and that is why I love you :)

screw the rules, I have frezned :P

[becky1oconnor]

sometimes I think your either high or drunk when you make your video's..........it works :)

[Angelshooah]

and I did love this video andI think you are exactly right with the amount of food one should intake annnd I like the starkly lit lighting.

[mudpuddlex]

and is poor use of grammar, as well as the fact that you used ate as a form of PAST tense! i blame the absinthe

[BigEpicFail]

YOU KNOW..I LIKE THE NAME FREZNED BUT I THINK FREDIZZEL WOULD HAVE BEEN WAY COOLER.

[DarknessEats]

and that's why i won't drop acid again

[vlogtheife]

I really want to do your hair!

[mangafiend33]

your hand-shadow DEFINITELY looked like Bulbosaur. I'll have to start using that one now. :)

[Moongal96]

1:02

that made me laugh really hard.

[INeedAStraightJacket]

And here is my comment, complete with improper English.

[killerkitty42]

kinda in like with you

p.s, was the spider impressed?

and what does your door, so very close to being in the frame, look like?

[HiperactiveZombie]

The spider must be impressed by now.

[StaticEclectic]

and but for as so.

[emmaandromacy]

it's a camel

[ninjaswearingtutus]

And I loved this video because it was hilarious & you're basically amazing. :) And the end.

[FrenchPeanut90]

annnnnnndddd the room is on fire.

[FrenchPeanut90]

annnnnnndddd the room is on fire. lol

[Iwuvbloomy25]

and i really don't know how to start my comment with an "and" but, hey, i think this counts. anyway, your random videos make my day :D. did you end up killing the clearly impressed spider?

[KatyListerX]

Tom, you're so adorable. :')

& soooo easily distracted xD

[1whitehorse1]

A drunk ENTP with advanced linguistic capacity and a video camera...this is what you get.

You need a hair cut! - everyone who wants Tom to get a new style, thumb this up, lol.

I vote for the Devo flower pot style.

[TheLionsInLuv]

And there is one thing that would make me like this video even more... Tom saying he loves me.... <---- There's your comment.... LOVEEEEE

[L2b1serval]

And watch it again.... and watch it again.....and watch it again ... and ..... arrrgh I'm late for school!

[pandakins01]

And I felt compelled to write a comment only because you told us to.