Yous Guys Joke's Part 2: The Monks And The Secret Room At The Monastery

[BrianDiCaprio]

lmao 

[Spl4shD4m4ge]

It looks like you're saying, ". . . was one of the most amazing things he's seen, EVER!" After that ya lost me :P Maybe one day I'll figure it out ^^

. . . or maybe the silence is the answer. . . .

[smashbrosfiend]

ArchFiend you asshole, you.

[142JOSH1]

all i can word out is one big, thick....

[EarthBoundRules]

Wow... it took me about 5 minutes to get the joke, but now I think it's hilarious!

[142JOSH1]

@EarthBoundRules plz tell me the joke IM DIEING HERE!

[EarthBoundRules]

@142JOSH1 Haha, ok. Only monks can know what's inside the room, so when the Jokefiend tells us what the monk saw in the room he has to censor it, because we're not monks.

[142JOSH1]

@EarthBoundRules lolol ok! what if a monk saw this? O.o lmao xD

[MrGoLuckyFish]

You...you DICK.

[TheNightcloudHATER]

noooooo what is it!

[StopStealingEggs]

3 guys get into trouble in a foreign country, they're penalty is death however how they die has to correspond with their jobs. the executioner asks the one guy what he does for a living and he said a policeman, so they shot his dick off.

the second guy said he was a fireman, so they burnt his dick off.

the executioner asked the third guy what he does for a living, and he responded with 'i'm a lollypop man.'

true story

[brizihe]

The joke fiend doesn't know what's in there either, unless he is secretly a monk

[kamphychair]

i thought he would say "I cant tell you your not a munk"

[RealityExposed101]

It's funny, but it also kinda pisses me off, lol. *attempts to read your lips* o.0

[nintendonut100]

there's a variation on this type of joke that's even more long winded and at the end when it's about to tell you what it is it goes but I can't tell you because your not a monk.

[MICHAELWASHINGTON09]

i read his lips a little he was talking abouth a woman and her husband or something like that please tell me if im right????

[hoppeppers]

this joke reminds me of just by radiohead. look it up.

[JakabBigShow]

I like it, you got me, just out of curiousity, what were you really saying when the audio goes out?

[TriEdgeSlayer87]

LOL Nice man.

[BigMacEater343]

i get it... unless i am a monk i wont know the joke or something like that... clever...

[TheStonehill]

i like it really funny, cant believe the other people dont get it!

[Phycodorus]

Asshole. >:(

[SupermanLover89]

Ooh, you little...!!! :)))

[CecoBg3]

"This is the jet fuel" it just keeps getting better and better

[WorldsEffect]

Dude, I didin't get it at first, but now, dam! That is a great joke. Thanks for sharing it whit us :)!

[smithdave2237]

lmao cos of the asshole-ish grin at the end, good delivery

[TheFunnybone]

Hey! The audio cut out.

[sugelanren]

That was so funny i nearly laughed.

[BrotherhoodOfSteelz]

Hello everyone, this is the jet fuel.

[Shadowpower7]

I wanna become a monk

[ZeldaGamingMan]

Oh god damn it, Jokefiend :P

[theamvgirlx]

i can lip read

[TheJokefiend]

@theamvgirlx Proove it.

[theamvgirlx]

@TheJokefiend how?

[tianang77]

@TheJokefiend

:o you spelled prove wrong.

[puffpuffdustbunny]

WHAT DOES IT SAY

[DaveTheUseless]

Ho.

[HAbEXMr]

haha :D nice arch :D

[PeterPhoneCam]

This joke makes perfect sense

[helgi111]

@xboxsupaman  I don't wanna spoil the joke :þ

[rnazay]

Here's a joke: A jew walks into a bar and says to the bartender "I'll have a beer". Good joke amright?

[Jakeallen86]

"All of us become a full-fledged book." Lol at the CC

[MrAlcatrazDick]

This joke kinda sounds like Sarahon06'd got jokes vid

[TheJokefiend]

@MrAlcatrazDick All of my jokes have been told before.  This is nothing new.

[MrAlcatrazDick]

@TheJokefiend oh yea i know that, just sayin it reminded me of it thats all. i like the punchline is this one way better

[chobitz7]

ugh... should have seen it coming, same thing as the 15 min. joke

[RatasVadumee]

Ha! Nice tweaking. You are indeed quite good at telling jokes.

[proxyXIII]

Goddammit, I knew you were gonna pull something like that :P

[performancepoo]

lol bastard

[DrVelvetProductions]

You silly bitch! Monks (I'm assuming Buddhist) don't believe in a deity!

[TheJokefiend]

@DrVelvetProductions Or you can address why they are talking, or why there is a "light" in the tower.

[DrVelvetProductions]

@TheJokefiend But why would I give out my address over the Internet?

[helgi111]

hehe, fail archie, I can read lips :D:D

[fratdogs]

yes. best joke evar

[HeardGraceshot]

I looked at some of the comments, and I'm really impressed that someone of your status actually responds to comments. I also love this joke. I think I've heard it before but it's still great. Keep up the good work.

[TheJokefiend]

@HeardGraceshot Thanks. Will do.

[paintballer123123123]

damn im confused as hell now...

[TheJokefiend]

@paintballer123123123 Confused over what?

[yungerrapper]

Oh, Arch, you so silly.

[firebat42]

Damn it! Comedy Central got to this video before the public could view it....

[Ekmec]

lol

[RAQ665]

That was hilarious.

[Hulavuta]

Ohh....I get it. The point of the joke is that we can't know what was inside unless WE become monks too.

[LorysFan]

not a bad joke,e but you can't sttretch it to 4 minutes,

bro that's a 30 sec joke, not 4 minutes, cos by the time he 3rd minute has passed everyone is already aware that it's gona be some BS

keep it short my advice

[TheJokefiend]

@LorysFan No way. You have to build up that joke. That is one you can tell in 30 seconds and it won't have anywhere near the impact. The point is to make it sound like there is something great and build up the suspense of the listener to hear what is oin that room. Get a clue and learn how to tell jokes better, bro.

[LorysFan]

@TheJokefiend i consider it unnecessary that you get so defensive about somehting as trivial as joketelligh

in some cases i'd agree with you, stretching a joke may sometimes drasticly increase the impact (like Gilbert Godfired's Aristocrats - the longer he makes it, the better) but it has to be the right joke and skilled narrator

but this one is a rather weak one, it's a child's joke, you can't promote it to a highlith joke simply by stretching it

longer (thicker,lol) doesn't allways mean beter

[TheJokefiend]

@LorysFan Again, learn how to tell jokes better.

Get a clue.

[LorysFan]

@TheJokefiend congratulation on beeing a complete A-hole about it

i thought you're open minded and clever, bu yo're just like the rest - self centered yotube troll whore

unsubscribing ....

[TheJokefiend]

@LorysFan Wwaaahhh... poor little baby :'(

[deathwaterkeg]

why did you mute it?

[TheJokefiend]

@deathwaterkeg Mute it? I didn't mute anything.

[LorysFan]

@deathwaterkeg the monks did!

[CrispyCritty]

omg! a new joke to masturbat.... to laugh at. =x Lmfao, dammit I really wanted to know what was in the tower. *tries to read lips*

[dbdMAXbdb]

see if you want the Joke fiend to tell you whats in the room you have to become a monk

[TheJokefiend]

@dbdMAXbdb But I just told you in this video what was in the room.

[namrahecnal]

NOOOOOOOO....I have to know whats in that room! Time to drop everything and become a monk.

[irocz0r]

This is the worst YouTube channel ever.

[TheJokefiend]

@irocz0r Hi, jealousy.

[TheJokefiend]

@irocz0r I always wanted to say that :)

[itstheit]

@irocz0r So, what does that make the channels that are worse?

OH, SNAP!!!

[gnollbool]

Hello, this is the Monkfiend, and boy do I got a secret from you

[SteelSnarf]

so standing in front of him is nothing for 20 seconds?

[mannimarco3]

I demand a Gheb joke.

[SystemOfAtte]

i wanna be a monk now!!!!

[superjoe96]

lol i get it so funny man

[treydietz]

are you telling me to become a monk?

[Articmoon77]

Uuuuuh I are confuzzled now.

[TheJokefiend]

@Articmoon77

Why? It's not hard at all to figure out.

[MonocleWizard]

Hahaha, that's really funny.

[snackwells]

I get it.... but it was mehh....

what were u lipping though?

[SnarfTheHoovySlayer]

@snackwells He most likely wasn't lipping he just muted the video for that segment.

[Vyse195]

I get it that was a pretty good joke

[EZ3Xicano]

Pudding.

[Espinozaize]

Hallo theArchFiend this is everyone

[MonkeySpank100]

I'v tried to lip read.

[MrJoshuaSalway1990]

I... don't get it.

[TheJokefiend]

@MrJoshuaSalway1990 Think about it real hard. It's not that hard to understand.

[thirteen3]

I've heard this one before, but it was about marines.

[TheJokefiend]

Peanut butter.

[gallan30]

@TheJokefiend Jelly time.

[Lucindor600]

@gallan30

Peanut Butter Jelly Time Peanut Butter Jelly Time Peanut Butter Jelly Time

[TheBlackFox666]

@TheJokefiend Jelly time

[SMRPGFAN101]

@TheJokefiend Contains peanuts.