Whose Line - Infomercial - Face Lift

[xXallowthathypeXx]

your face is attached to your nipples

[METALBOY12ification]

I just say just this video than a other video

[evster7flick]

13 people tried to buy it

[joebloggsy]

Love it when Ryan laughs at the elephant thing.

[alexlivelymusic]

I love how close they areC:

[MegaPrincessviolet]

"pretend your an elaphant" xD

[CoolHandLuke813]

Colin: "Hey, you look like you've been hit with a bus three times?" *Ryan points at Colin*

ROFL classic

[NytemareQueen]

I love it when they can't figure out how to use an item! "What's this?" "Hmm, what is that Col?" "I dunno."

[iDrumTV]

Lol like this if you actually considered buying those products after you saw this

[hungergameslover28]

What is that Col?

I don't know...*Throws it away.*

[TomBrandon121]

3:20 is a head massager, I have one! :D

[phendformyself]

Why can't Colin and Ryan have their own show?

[DarkHentaiDragon]

@phendformyself They do its called whose line is it anyway?

[phendformyself]

@DarkHentaiDragon I appreciate your weak attempt to be clever, but I distinctly said, "their own" show, i.e. NOT Whose Line Is It Anyway.

Better luck next time, Sport. ;D

[DarkHentaiDragon]

@phendformyself I don't appreciate your successful attempt to be an asshole. I'm clearly it may as well be the Colin and Ryan show.

Good technique though, sport. My advice is not to make yourself sound stupid if you're going to try to be condescending. Feel free to try again.

[DarkHentaiDragon]

@DarkHentaiDragon Clearly saying* .-.

[phendformyself]

@DarkHentaiDragon lol U mad, bro? ^_^

[DarkHentaiDragon]

@phendformyself That's better. Now do it while being original and you're all set.

[ggmann13]

@DarkHentaiDragon lol you crushed that guy. very witty. amusing.

[DarkHentaiDragon]

@ggmann13 Thank you.

Gah, stupid youtube made me spam

[phendformyself]

@DarkHentaiDragon I think you wrote that comment to yourself. lol

[DarkHentaiDragon]

@phendformyself Good for you.

[phendformyself]

@DarkHentaiDragon By the way, you little sneak, you've been directing comments at me without hitting the reply button! Shame on you. Go back to watching hentai.

[MrIneverusethis]

If we had another one..we could measure your nose!  :D

[MaxwellChillington]

Funniest show ever

[Swiftylove13xxx98]

"I make one nose joke and, OOOH!" XD hahaha I love this show!

[SPKaa]

Colin is tweety bird.

[MadMadMad101]

if i knew those were going to come off like that i would have shot them ALOT HARDER!!! lol :3 luv this show

[GothSaidWhat]

4:27 - Colin's head looks like a Basketball.

[JenerationNation]

How come all the top comments are always quotes

[NoNameHasBeenFound]

I don't care what it is. If Colin & Ryan suddenly show up on an infomercial for any product, I'm picking up the phone immediately!

[bigpanda67]

Ryan and Colin....The BESTEST of Friends.

[Zenitune]

I love when Colin says "Pretend your an elephant" and then ryan does this cute little giggle!

[HotBlonlonde92]

i laugh everytime Collin puts that orange goo on his face, and i laugh even harder when Ryan puts that net over Collin!:) hilarious!! 4:17

[makeupbyaliii]

lmao bus

[drewlaplanche]

Bald jokes vs Nose jokes, gotta love it.

[WarriorzKlanz]

Because yur face is actually attached to your nipples

[BlueSmoothie4Eva]

"You notice all of the melon jokes, the bald jokes, i make one nose joke and its ooooooh"

Colin

[Alexzanderrulz101]

2:42

LOL

[babywolflover93]

pretend you're an elephant! <3

[lavigne777619]

ಠ_ಠ - WTF?

ಥ﹏ಥ - WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?

ಡ_ಡ - I was under presure!

ఠ_ఠ -Ohh...

ತ_ತ - What?

ಠ_‿ಠ - Your mom.

ಠ_ರೃ - I say

[Tanaerian]

Ryan and Colin: the only two people I know who could get a head massager in a thing about face lifts and find a way to use it wrong :)

[adiakolb11]

Ryan and Collin are comedic geniuses. 'Nuff said.

[Nightseto]

"Because a good face... Blah... Blah... Blah" lol Colin is so good!

[death4hiro]

The melon, the bald jokes... I make one nose joke and Ooohh! LOL

[chocolateumberella]

at 3:22 he has an orgasmatron

[allisongiNN]

12 people dont have a funny bone :\

[omegamik20]

i swear there shouldnt be a dislike button in ANY whose line video ... lol these guys are EPIC

[test123ok]

whats surprising is that if someone had just tuned in , they might have called Whose Line to buy those products

[p3destrian]

best comedy show ever!

[maxwill231]

thats a orgasmatron a great head scrather

[chewmybacca1]

does anyone know what colin was "wearing " on his face at the end, i want it!

[vidvid1234567890]

If it doesn't work, pretend your an elephant!

XD

[hXcDancing4life]

"If we had another one we could measure your nose!" LOLOLOLOLOL

[uultimateMJloverr]

Best infomercial ever. I'd buy this.

[TheRainSnake]

when colin says "anything for a laugh" he sounds kinda like Jack Nicholson XD

[kaiismartiies]

Im getting tired of reading as top comments "That brunetter or blonde behind so and so is so sexy." please do me a favour and keep those thoughts for yourself :) not trying to be rude. just don't care...

[GoofballWeirdo]

@kaiismartiies Yeah. And she's not even that good looking. The girl all the way in the right in Scenes from a Hat 54 is way better anyway.

[infernokid1990]

''Do you look like you've been hit by a bus three times?'' Classic!

[HeavyJunction]

I'm actually watching this at 3am right now xD

[MrDarkGenisX]

"I make one nose joke and its - OOOOH." I freaking love Colin. xDD

[Scout26405]

"We want to look like this!" *pop* "Whoa!!"

[2wolfcry]

I think Ryan liked it

[2wolfcry]

I think Ryan liked it

[ccohmygod]

at 0:45 Colin:"you started" GAME ON lol

[KaberianRoyalty]

@ccohmygod Every time someone messes with Colin, they get burned. XD

[IAmAWriterAndIWrite]

I like Ryan's nose, it's very cute :D

[AngelFace00001]

"All the melon jokes, bald jokes. I make one nose joke and, OOOHHH!!!!"

Colin <3

[Bashbot101]

"You started" Lol

[Poppins995]

Ryan does have a big nose. But it doesnt matter cause hes sexy.

[tneal89]

Ryan: For $35.95! That's not a lot of money to fix your face is it Colin?

Colin: It certainly isn't! I'd pay upwards of more.

[MrPorsche91730]

12 retards somehow figured how to dislike good stuff on youtube

[Blannaface5]

If only infomercials were really like this.

[bookloverholic]

breaking the head massager lol

[Inkwovenheart]

Press 8 for your face! :D

[Yellow4494]

And also it can remove those pesky eyes LOL

[Yellow4494]

Another product launch lol I love Colin's wittyness.

[Yellow4494]

Oh Colin.. wanted another excuse to touch Ryan's nipples. Soooooo sexy.

[p26rem]

press 7 for MELON!

[wiithepeople2]

Colin: HEY, RYAN! WHAT AMAZING GIZMO IS THAT?

Ryan: ...

[Rhineville]

... yuuu started.

[redbug96]

48 inches! What a melon!

[voltage319]

Listen for the "you started it" by Colin near the beginning. It just takes off from there. :)

[ItsNicolebaybie2011]

@voltage319 LOL I heard that too. It just makes me wonder if on every show they play a secret game together, bashing each other as much as they can.

[mj4ever1332]

I make one nose joke and OHHHHH!!!!! lol love you guys

[athena2517]

I love ryan's "WHOA!" when the things go flying

[94TahoeDude]

2:23 is hilarious, i dunno why, just the way he goes "ooohhh!"... and then stares at the thingy

[freakyandsqueaky]

I'd pay upwards of more.. LOVE IT!!!!

[JohnnyBGoode1122]

This show has so many better games than any of the other Improv shows Drew hosts. They need to bring back all these props!

[jordisonluva]

lol



[bliz78obrien1]

The funny thing It really was about 4 o'clock. I think they taped the shows from 4 to 5 pm. A lot shows tape at that HOUR!

[misskittykicker]

the guy behind drew looks like ryan reynolds with dreads

[11redmouse11]

hooooly shit look at colin's face when ryan shoots the thing, about 2:43-ish. HAHAHAHA!

[CarrieLovezUBuncheZ]

@raymhensley Improv-A-Ganza is epic also though :)

[freakyandsqueaky]

I'd pay upwards of more

[Cottonstar101]

@raymhensley Because the actors got tired after 250 episodes or so

[pianoman930]

"Anything for a laugh."

[Aerodil]

Oh my heck, I HAVE been hit by a bug 3 times! (metaphorically speaking of course..)

[TheFanSpinsVideos]

"Because a good face...blah blah blah..." LOL

[TheFanSpinsVideos]

Lol! Colin "You started..." 0:43...

[TheRoseEssence]

..and also it can remove those PESKY eyes.

[Cazz814]

I love how at least once in every infomercial they just give up on one of the items.

[deputyseal409]

And also it can help remove those pesky eyes! If we had another one, we could measure your nose! Love you, Colin!

[96gummyworms]

Over TEN PEOPLE?!

I'm in.

[hrjert1]

thanks mr weebl

[FelidaeWarrior]

I believe the channel is ABC Family...

[FelidaeWarrior]

@raymhensley It hasn't been canceled... It's on at 11:00 and 11:30.

Just search for it and the channel will be revealed.

[punkomatt]

12 people didn't pretend they were elephants

[jindos2000]

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha omg !!!! :D

[Jennyfisch]

@raymhensley

It was cancelled because a good show... blablabla.

[surfbum2712]

"Do you look like you've been hit by a bus three times?"

Ryan points to Colin

"You started it." I really miss this show.

[M0oranshi]

Ryan's expression at 2:21 when he looks at Collin says 'Oh you...'

[ElphiexJasperxEmmett]

12 people clearly don't have a 48 inch melon.

[wingsfan13405]

awesome show! bring it back!

[xMetalChildx]

Lmao @ how Colin says Yes! at the end. Cracks me up every time.

[zombiegirl000]

a good face an blah blah blah<3 hahahahah

[CGSiino]

@raymhensley You can always watch Drew Carey's Improv-a-ganza.

[2014moorea]

How would you not know that rocket thing actually would have fired them???

[frenchiejr00]

the blonde girl behind Drew is so hot

[Acceptable76]

@raymhensley Always watching it on YouTube

[wizard5423]

I can hear you booing at home!!

[wizard5423]

haha "I make ONE nose joke and it's 'oowww'!!"

[Sixton123]

@raymhensley It comes on Weekdays at 11:00 PM on ABC Family.

[L999WAG]

@raymhensley Snap.

[TheLaceratedSky]

At 4:30 Colin resembles a Cenobite:P

[1lolop2]

its funny how any1 tht insults colin.... is gonna get owned

[PinkGilmourFloyd]

the melon jokes the bald jokes

i make one nose joke and OOOOOOOOHHHHHH

LMAO

[livelaughlove1710001]

Collin- "Hey Ryan! What amazing gizmo is that?!?"

Ryan- *blank stare....* lol XD

[greensciencegeek]

Comedic Gold!

[mariokidd319]

Press 1 to get right to the Infomercial!

[Commonvoice815]

"id pay upwards of more.." man i love collin

[TheMattswish]

Oh wow its on early today, the last few I have watched it was 4 o'clock

[dragonson04]

"'Cause a good face.....blah blah blah"

lol

[ElphiexJasperxEmmett]

12 people look they've been hit by a bus.

[spyrolad]

Hello

[TheJumpy2]

"Oh, lets go to a game called 'Infomercials'. This is for Ryan and Colin, get the box. Now what we need for the audience is a suggestion of a way to improve your face or body. Face Lift, lets say Face Life. Now what happens is that Ryan and Colin have to use all the items in the box, there. Aw, and they have to do a scene for these items and do an Informerial about different ways to lift your face, tight your face. So, good luck and take it away with the big informerial how to tight your face."

[TheJumpy2]

"Hey Ryan, what an amazing gismo is that?"

".......(speechless) ......have to fix your face, you gotta wanna have to fix other areas of your body."

"Exactly, because a good face......blablabla"

"Now, we don't wanna look like this, do we, Col?"

"No, we don't."

"We wanna look like this.........whoa!"

[TeknoPL]

@TheJumpy2 Yea rewrite the whole motherfucking show, cmon

[TheJumpy2]

@TeknoPL okay I will

[TheJumpy2]

"3...2...1...HEY, it's three o'clock and it's time to shop, shop, shop."

"Hey, it looks like you have been hit by a bus three times."

"Well, if you do we got the solution for you."

"That's right, are you tired of paying doctors, are you tired of paying doctors have a face lift that is about to end up like this. NO! We have come up with a 'Do It Yourself Plan' that is satisfied over 10 people."

"For $35.95, that's not a lot of money to fix your face, isn't it Col?"

[TheJumpy2]

"It certainly isn't. I'd pay upward of more."

"You could fix it twice for 70 dollars."

"Exactly, well, lets see want we have here."

"Why don't we."

"This is one of the easiest methods we have. I don't know is you realize this, but the face is actually attached to the nipples. You can tighten your face by attaching to the nipples and just adjusting......it's just that simple."

"That's right. Hey, but what are you doing to do about the double chin, THAT don't do anywhere."

"NO!!"

[TheJumpy2]

"You need to bring that up from.....what you gotta do is suck it up from the top, lifting the chin, lifting the chin, lifting the chin............sorry. Okay we have the face lifted we have the chin tight."

"But, wait!"

"What's that Col?"

"If that doesn't work, pretend your an elephant.....if nothing else, people won't invite you to parties."

"Aw!"

[TheJumpy2]

"Hey Ryan, what an amazing gismo is that?"

"..(speechless)......have to fix your face, you gotta have to fix other areas of your body."

"Exactly, because a good face.......blablabla."

"Now we don't wanna look like this, do we, Col?"

"No, we don't."

"We wanna look like this.............whoa!!" "I knew that would of happened, otherwise I wouldn't fire those."

"Anyway, that's another product launch. And...."

"You know, it's 35, how much did we save?"

"I don't care, but for twice it's 70."

[TheJumpy2]

"Well, it's different depending of the size of your head, Col."

"That's right, the bigger the head...."

"That's why we have this head measuring device. This will measure the size of someones head."

"And also it could remove those pasty eyes."

"WOW, 48 inches, that's a melon!!"

"Yeah, if we have another one, we could measure your nose."

"Hahahahah.................(no­t smiling)..........sure I can hear you booing at home."

"Yeah, the melon thing is fine. What's this?"

"Mmm, what is that Col?"

[TheJumpy2]

"I don't know....You know, sometimes to actually tighten up the face, we have this product that actually pulls the winkles out of your face. Keeping it in the gel and putting it on when you're older and feel more secure about your looks"

"Let's see how it works, Col."

"Alright."

"Let's see how it looks on your face. Oh my, hey, but how are you going to use your hands to work everyday?"

"I don't know."

"We have to hold it on with something."

Drew: "Let's say Colin you've never looked lovely."

[TheJumpy2]

"Why thank you Drew, you too."

Where you scared when the wires came at your eyes?"

"Yes."

"Poking.....(makes a face)..."

"Anything for a laugh! Like the melon joke of all the jokes, I make one nose joke, he is like 'hwoehwohe'"

[TheJumpy2]

@TeknoPL there, are you happy now!?

[TeknoPL]

@TheJumpy2 Elated! Gee!

[TheJumpy2]

@TeknoPL I was SO exhausted after writing all that out. I just did it because you told me to. I'll do whatever it takes that would make people (like you) happy.

[TheInferno515]

i love how surprised Ryan is by the rockets shooting off lmao

[Djmchale]

Boner!

[Djmchale]

Hot chick behind drew!

[WaterfallDragon89]

Omg, I've been looking everywhere for this clip! Thanks soooooo much for posting!

[silvestri98]

sexy ass chick behind drew

[sreymind]

@silvestri98 She looks like a young Sally Thomsett (English actress)

[Stewey1972]

I love Colin's comment about being "booed" for the nose joke. ROFL

[shoover56]

You know what was interesting, that head measure device can actually be real if it wanted to.

[EAG1015]

I saw this episode last night, but the power flashed out during this segment. Glad I got to see what Drew was talking about at the end.

[mcdrainbows1998]

i still love this show

[fufo2010]

"i'd pay upwards of... more" LOL