Rick Perry's strange stump speech in N.H

[babyminnow]

The way he says "direct" at 5:08 is quite intimidating. DIE-rict.

[Thatguychris93]

I'm getting a contact high just watching this video.

[MrHideyoursheep]

Too Much Inbreeding in Texas!

[possumpistol]

You MUST learn the history of the USA to understand this republic. Read the US Constitution, the Declaration of Independence, G. Washington's Farewell Address and the Federalist Papers. Then watch The Agenda, Grinding America Down. And if you are up to it read Bastiat's essay, The Law. You MUST know who you are in order to defend this republic. Restore America 2012 RON PAUL When I promise to uphold and defend the Constitution, they know it isn't just some campaign trail applause line.

[ykaiilah]

BRAVO, BRAVO!!! The best Jack Nicholson impersonation I have seen in a long time!!!!

[LIFEGUARD805]

"I'm with her...write your checks"!! WTF?? Gold is Good!! OMG!! This guy is the MERCK SHILL that was paid by big pharma to pass the law requiring all girls to take the Gardisil vaccine. Vote for him if you want to let him sell out your country to line his drunken pockets!

[st1353]

i think he is on crystal!!

[bobsitepass]

He is such a fucking idiot.

[myrtlebox]

I feel so sorry for Texans....or do you really like these guys?

[MrKmasta]

"Most interesting man in the world what do you think about rick perry."

"i don't always watch idiots but when i do i watch rick perry"

[surfish2009]

Only a republican could think he is presidential material.

[Grule100]

@surfish2009 so true

[sharonafox1]

@Obamaluke If you were informed of the facts regarding the last 30 years of deregulation of the laws governing bank credit card products I would attempt a conversation. To state that regulations on banks "required" them to lend to everyone does not fit the facts. If you were familiar with all the facts regarding the sale of both bank credit card products and mortgage products you would understand how the banks were able to pull off the largest Ponzi scheme in the history of the planet.

[reddnec]

Clear choice over obama.,right?

[dorisblake]

he's an idiot.

[PatriotInChief]

Rick is too much.

[baburjabal]

The very public disintegration of a campaign. If the guy wasn't such a freakish loser I'd feel sorry for him. As it is I say to his supporters please give him all the money and gold you have! That way it goes to a losing cause and further sabotages any chance the 'publicans have of unseating Obama.

[TheWhiteDevil1612]

Hey kids, I have a surprise in my jacket!

[TheWhiteDevil1612]

He's happy because he's listening to his Elton John cd's on a chip implanted at the bohemian grove.

[biggrex]

and you thought Dubya was a little off

[rexieb3]

He's not drunk, but he feels good,obviously. Maybe, he took zoloft or some feel good new designer drug.

[ginaraquel]

He's my governor now. Help me.

[joncaju]

very very gay according to my gaydar

[edyken77]

WTF IS DIS REAL

[Golgotha357]

"Hey kids, I have a surprise in my jacket! 20% flat tax!" Get that!!

[Tuckleberryfin]

"WHERES MY FUCKING GOLF SHOES?!"

[dekling]

Why does Richard Nixon come to mind?

[intifadagirl]

And people talked about Qadaffi being a nutjob?

[mysterydude1520]

This guy is effed up. He is holding that maple syrup like it's a 100$ bill.

[yourafukstick]

hes on some charlie sheen

[ModernPlague]

The mainstream media will STILL take this clown more seriously than Ron Paul------after all, the mainstream media has already decided for us that Ron Paul is "unelectable", no matter how many people like him. Democracy, huh?

[tinroofbusted]

Id love to see Rick in office, I miss GW Bush and I need a larff or two these days.

Its getting real desperate out there. That said, Hell are we going down the shitter. Its not feeling so great anymore. I watch people on our streets every day not smiling anymore, unhappy even desperate for some kind of hope. What happened to the USA, What happened to WE THE PEOPLE. Its like we just dont count anymore.

[bdbdthatsallfolks]

Perry does his best Nixon face at 2:03

[demarcos69]

The GOP should just dig up Ronald Reagan's corpse and let him run for President...That's the on;y chance they have to win the white house ....

[adambombiswaycool]

I'll vote for him if announces infront of National TV that the GAME is over

[SmallpoxRot]

RIP GOP

[vidaliasweet]

Maybe on prescription drugs *shrug*.

[thesouthrapsucks]

wow wtf is this shit??

[CONVERT941]

big ole stoner

[DickeyPunchcock]

Stupid drunk prick

[npgfunk]

He is plainly impaired. No man who would do this in public is qualified to lead this nation . Thank God for Obama

[toni444444444444]

Perry doesn't seem drunk to me! He just seem like a big bore! I bearing shit still for his speech. By I'm gone!!

[toni444444444444]

What's wrong with being a drunk and snitching Cain out to the Politico new organization??!!!

[Bunibug]

No way I'm voting for Perry. Daily show had a good segment making fun of this. lol 

[IIIIIbarcodeIIIII]

Giant Douche or Turd Sandwich??

[MrNewby2011]

@IIIIIbarcodeIIIII  Truth

[Peto1962]

George W. before he got sober. That's what we need!

[damusmoose]

Perry said help me Cain, now Cain is saying help me you drunk fuc!

[dhanu1432]

man his comedy is much better than any of regular comedian's...lol

[DotGrinderRobot]

I heard a "nucular" in there!

[damusmoose]

He will be hunting in niggerhead Nov. 2012 with Ron, Romney, Cain, Rush, Anne, and all who went to Paul Revere University there all fucke!!! nuts.Nixon Reagan and Ford are turning in there graves.

[LovinGravity]

I think Rick is having a Charlie Sheen moment. WINNING!

[damusmoose]

Your fucken nuts go to Paul Revere University like all the rest

[Berkes23]

I am big Ron Paul fan, but I found Perry here beeing quite sympatic :D

[juanjoseantoniopedro]

@Berkes23 You meant pathetic.

[calmike79]

officially the creepiest politician to ever walk the earth

[nhteaparty]

It seems like he's on valium not booze... his eyes are dilated.

[nhteaparty]

Shannon? I Hope not the shannon I"m thinking of.

[nevoneil]

another hilbilly in the white house!!!!!!!!! bring it on,just what the world needs now

[quazimutato]

For fucks sake!!! The last thing this country needs is another Texas hillbilly with a drinking problem!!!!

[Kingsandballs]

Orrrrrr...That!!!! LOL

[loren1283]

This guy is seriously tweaking!

[SuperJerkyBoys]

Now I like this crazy motherfucker !

Rick Perry 2012 !!!!!!!!!

[Longetty]

absinthe



[sivazh]

God I hate this douchebag.

[robertparker1982]

awesome speech

[sharonafox1]

We need to end of over regulation...is he crazy!. The lack of regulations is what got us into the economic mess we're in today. I'm not shocked that he's drunk, I'm shocked that he's so stupid.

[666sigma]

@sharonafox1

Corrupt government is what got us into this mess and nothing has changed. You can layer more government on and nothing will get better.

[sharonafox1]

@666sigma A corrupt government continues to spread like cancer when regulations are not in place with legitimate oversight, enforcement and consequences. Unhealthy boundaries in government and child rearing leads to dysfunction.

[frankwhite2020]

@666sigma fool.

[666sigma]

@frankwhite2020

Wow! And it took you only 3 hours to come up with a one word insult.

[frankwhite2020]

@666sigma Not an insult, but an observation.

[666sigma]

@frankwhite2020

You are slowing down. It took you a week to come up with the same insult.

The sad part is that I agree that I agree with you on the underlying problem. I disagree with your solution. If government was the answer the Soviet Union and Cuba would be a success. Power corrupts. Look at the recent revelations about Congress' Insider Trading. There is no doubt that this is Insider Trader and, in the private sector. Almost all of them are criminals.

[frankwhite2020]

@666sigma Not slowing down, just not on YouTube everyday.

[jas16899]

I will vote for him as long as he gives every major speech while sloshed.

[macrent2]

@jas16899 I know, at least unlike Bush he is funny acting like a lush/dumbass! 

[cnsprcytheorstsunite]

He makes G.W. look like Thomas Jefferson. Jesus H. Christ RODEO WOOHOO!!!!

[ruru991]

Drunk ???

[TheProtagonist06]

he's on the juice, smh

[LeftistUprising]

He's totally lost his mind. he was probably drunk and depressed.

[SteelCity1981]

Getting drunk is his new campaign strategy.

[sakidd1]

cokehead

[starpatchful]

This makes me want to vote for him...I always liked him, but after this I LOVE him!

[cnsprcytheorstsunite]

@starpatchful God help us all if more people feel like you do....

[416mcp]

doesn't he sound like George W?

[heyilovepancakes]

this makes me like him more lol

[nlcatter]

texas is in DEBT!

[EnorusLoL]

homosex is one hell of a drug

[jonmurdock]

He's gotta be stoned AND drunk

[jbryant750]

Strange yeah, but he's just being straight. and pretty much just shootin from the hip. This is the opposite of a "Politician" he's just some Dude from Texass.

[tranceplante]

douche!

[TheCmride]

@tranceplante touche lol

[shepherdpeter1]

Well, he said what he wanted to say, got people to laugh. What's wrong with a President that is also a comedian? Humor is a great way at saying something that otherwise NO ONE would laugh about.

[rherbert57]

Next stop, Comedy Central.

[Jacoby515]

If Obama did this all of you couch potato liberals wouldn't have any negative comments to throw out there.

[dj999dominator]

@Jacoby515 And if they didn't that would be wrong. I am a republican but you don't just get to ignore this and demonize anyone who's liberal instead.

[Jacoby515]

@dj999dominator Yeah I know and I thought it was foolish just watching it but liberals love to give themselves a double standard to their own ideology. Trust me I hear it all the time from Republicans opposing Perry but nobody addresses the liberal double standard so I took that job ha

[MikeSopespian]

I've SEEN drunk people. This is not one. Dems are getting desperate! Perry 2012.

[Jacoby515]

@MikeSopespian Anybody but that president that is drunk with his Federal Reserve ATM card

[JoeyPencils]

@MikeSopespian This guy?

[dasgemuse]

@MikeSopespian i'm pretty drunk right now, and i can honestly say i could have a more coherent conversation than this goober.

[charliemarc]

I think I see a no term president!

[schmak01]

SAVE THE PRETZELS FOR THE GAS JETS!

[rick44145]

Wow, was he ever out of it. If he has to pee in a cup to get the job, he'll be unemployed.

[Obamaphiliac]

i heard no slurring so alcohol is out

[aurash91]

cocaine is a helluva drug.

[thisiswhereiwatch]

acid

[Grandmasto3]

What was he smoking

[DaBigChalk1991]

He has woken up this morning with a massive headache

[Fadialkhareef]

You cant compare Perrys speeches to Obamas! OBAMA 2012

[AltairEgo1]

@Fadialkhareef

Sadly, some idiots will try. They'll take one comment of Obamas and equate it to an entire speech of batshit insanity.

[trinketbox1]

At the end there, when they handed him that bottle of syrup . . . boy, he grabbed that in a big hurry to drink on the way home.

[trinketbox1]

Always better to look stupid than open your mouth and remove all doubt.

[Span765]

Hahahaha. Rick "The cheerleader" Perry. I'm a swede, and I still know that this guy is a cheerleader.

Think of that Rick, the world knows.

[atlantoon]

ha ha ha what an Á§§HÓL∑!!

[atlantoon]

ha ha ha what an idiot!