Neon Genesis Evangelion: Asuka's Lesson on Thermal Expansion

[wqsid]

@EXRazeBurn Fuck off

[EXRazeBurn]

Neon Genesis Evangelion:

Because yes, apparently you CAN manage to completely f*ck up an anime that centers on mainly hot young girls piloting battle mechs while getting field data from hot older women.

Props to you Japan, this one lowered the bar to a level even the U.S. blanched at!

=3

[JeanCocteau777]

@EXRazeBurn

Keep watching your My Little Pony vids and leave Eva for intelligent and mature viewers.

[saiskhdfsbafh]

beta as fuck

[EyeoftheU]

Later in End of Evangelion:

Yui: "What do you wish for?"

Shinj: *smilies blissfully* *super imposed image of Asuka crossing her arms suggestively over her chest appears breifly in the background*

[Klokinator]

I think his penis had a little thermal expansion going on, if you know what I mean

[StarAngelKimmie]

this anime is so confusing...

[Sh4d0wKat]

And to think Asuka's only 13... (Going by her official birthdate she's 13, to 14).

[HollowsRus]

Disregard Boobies, Aquire Homework :D

[sniboboof]

Of course not asuka, the human body is a mixture of mostly solids and liquids, thermal expansion only applies, in any significant factor, to gases. Learn to physics.

[shadow5041]

poor little shinji. he's traumatized!

[CumtasticClimax]

See that gerbil? Grab that tube! Let that little rascal nibble on my asshole.

[LMTR14]

one of the 3 worst eva episodes, wish I could recut it

[bub777]

"boring guy." oh the audacity...

[jtanton10]

Wait does this mean it could work for my di...NEON GENESIS EVANGELION YOU ARE THE GREATEST ANIME EVER MADE!

[shrodu]

Asuka dies.

[outtagoodnamesdangit]

@shrodu But then gets better.

[shrodu]

@outtagoodnamesdangit But then everyone dies in an orange mess.

[MJerome195]

@shrodu Rebuild or the Original O_O

[shrodu]

@MJerome195 There was a 2nd version?

[MJerome195]

@shrodu As in, are u guys talking abt Asuka 'dying' in 2.22 or Asuka dying in The End of Evangelion?

[shrodu]

@MJerome195 End I guess. I mean, I know in one version, she gets impaled to death. I think the other is like everyone dying and turning into an orange sludge.

[MJerome195]

@shrodu Yeah.. End she became food. Rebuild she entered stasis. I'm just waiting for 3.0 but Asuka's blind in one eye T^T

[AlexanderT21]

@MJerome195 I really hope if she fights Arael again that she makes it through while still retaining her confidence. Like maybe she becomes a wreck at first but gets it back together and lives. Especially since she appears to be fighting it in space.

[MJerome195]

@AlexanderT21 Agreed.

[AlexanderT21]

@MJerome195 I mean if something goes wrong this time, she's utterly fucked. Space is an awful place to be stranded :|

[MJerome195]

@AlexanderT21 Yeah..

[Jagi79]

forever alone

[whan951753]

correct response bitch is

"I don't know, come with me and we can find out"

[iDeathpool]

i think Ikari would appriciate this explanation, but with a cock. (whitch is 100% true also)

[ArminTheGman]

I WOULD HAVE BEEN OBLIGATED TO BUST THAT MYTH SINGLE HANDED ... cos the other hand would be in a softer place.

[KiceLePrince]

:Foreveralone:

[UsBeatingU]

If I was in this situation I would smile and say: "Probably.".

But there is nothing funny about that. :)

[pervysage35]

I would've bled to death.

[xxANBUxx]

So beta it hurts

[trueshinobi01]

*nosebleed* asuka can teach me thermal expansion any day!!!!

[AzelRavenWood]

And we all now that Shinji has a raging boner at the moment!!!

[maxell149]

Well shit askua you would of called him a perv the moment he said something let alone touch them.

[luigiguy1117]

At the end... oh god why

[TheGrandTheftshit]

Again , i end up in the wired part of youtube...

[candyman567]

@TheGrandTheftshit If you think you ended up in the weird part with this scene you obviously haven't seen THAT scene from End of Evangelion. /watch?v=2Q0ClKn08vU I shall now soil your mind.

[katafadasian]

god i love how asuka is desperate for shinjis attention and shinji doesnt have a clue, why is it always the clueless idiots that get the hot chicks?!

[rainshel22]

IM IN THE WEIRD FUCKING PART OF YOUTUBE AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!

[B1arg1md3d]

@Nickuncle Actually, I've seen how white people are portrayed in Anime. They're whiter, but slightly.

[drone565]

Thermal expansion is doing it's job right now

[Korickdapally]

0:22 Me: Lets find out!

Shinji: Nah, that would be....non-Emo bitchy

[Nickuncle]

Notice how anime people are always white.

[alex39977]

@Nickuncle they're Japanese no white. lol

[Nickuncle]

@alex39977 But they look white. At least, if they spoke English, and you didn't already know this was an Asian style of drawing characters, you'd probably assume they're white. Right?

[alex39977]

@Nickuncle No, his name is shinji, if that's not Asian i don't know what is. You might as well call all Asians white since they technically have a light pigmentation

[Nickuncle]

@alex39977 I was referring to his eyes.

[alex39977]

@Nickuncle Well slanted eyes would be awkward on cartoons no?

[13Klevis]

@Nickuncle She's German/American.... That sorta explains it...

[0000FFScreenOfDeath]

And at the end of the episode, Shinji's dick expanded.

[SuperBluepurple]

@leottje good look? Don't you mean good luck? Oh shit I've wasted time

[blacksheepwall79]

He's nervous because she's teaching him Thermal Expansion on his WANG!!!

[tony282010]

He's waiting for that explanation from Rei, since she looks a little bigger in that area.

[avakio19]

shes pretty flat to begin with.

[loquehayqueleer1]

Es la mejor XD

[MiniMoose162]

STAND BACK IM GOING TO TRY SCIENCE!!! or GO AWAY IM DOING SCIENCE!!!

[Generalwillx]

As said in high school musical "bigger I's better and better is bigger and little bit is never enough"

[Oikonny]

let's put that theory into pratice ;-)

[shadowsa2b]

hey asuka, no fair using your breasts against a kid whos just getting started on puberty =P

[InfuserGod]

Let's test that theory out :D

[MyByakuran]

shes a slut

[kony512]

If shinji was an unstable nuclei hed go through beta decay

[otaking3582]

That Bitch is a hypocritical slut!

[xkennyPLx]

There's a thermal expansion in my pants.

[MentalMaladies]

FUCK YOU BITCH HE'S TRYING TO DO SCIENCE

[TheCrazypsicho]

@MentalMaladies you made me laght so hard

[MentalMaladies]

@TheCrazypsicho Then my job here is done. *flies off into setting sun*

[nathan9384]

Your answer was incorrect.

The correct answer was, "Let's get into the pool and find out."

[Tigerbeetweenie]

Anime school girls: Trolling spineless wimps since 1933.

[LoveNoteProjects]

@Tigerbeetweenie anime wasn't made till the late 60s

[CryingWalrus]

@LoveNoteProjects

...Really, dude? Hahaha.

[LoveNoteProjects]

@CryingWalrus check if u want. anime as it is known today wasn't made until tezuka started getting serialized during the 60s. there has been japanese animation as early as the 20s but by definition not anime as the kinds of those times were not stylised as such.

[CryingWalrus]

@LoveNoteProjects I understand, but that's not the point I was making. It's the fact that Tigerbetweenie was making a joke but it either went completely over your head, or you felt as though his joke needed to be as historically correct as possible. Either way, your comment was a bit unnecessary. That's all!

[chenalos]

@Tigerbeetweenie

Thanks. Now the theme from tiny toons is stuck in my head.

[KeyOfReason001]

@Tigerbeetweenie LMAO

[maverickhunterdelta]

@Tigerbeetweenie - That pretty much summarizes on what I thought about fan girls lol...

[Pantycoolness]

I thinking about something...

Why guys in most anime are so...fags?

Meh, they look and act just like lil' girls...

[Phalanxification]

@Pantycoolness I'll take a note from Yahtzee's book to explain. Just about every complaint you can ever raise about Anime and Manga can be deftly countered, simply by uttering these words:

"That's what they Like in Japan."

[Dannnneh]

FAGGOT! MEH

[jasqueotirra]

You want bigger boobs? Go ask Rei =D

[Ignore14]

What a little bitch. The correct answer should be "I don't know, let's try it out ;D"

[IDeafpool]

what a faggot. Shinji is the reason why i don't watch NGE.

[Phalanxification]

@IDeafpool Hey, he's still just a kid. He'll probably grow up to be exactly like Gendo.

...Which is to say, he'll be a cunning, uncaring, manipulative bastard... Hey, at least he'll stop being a cuntnugget.

[Phalanxification]

@IDeafpool ...Eventually...

[Phalanxification]

Something like "Babe, There's no physical way they can get any bigger."

...Nah, nevermind. That was so cheesy I just shat Pepperjack. Carry on, ya idiot.

[Ignore14]

@Phalanxification maybe something like, "girl, why would your tits need to get bigger when they're already perfect."

damn it. that was cheesy and would also probably offend girls. fuck this shit.

[Phalanxification]

BAHK ROWL ENTAREE!!! :3

...Come on, Shinji, she gave you that one on a silver platter! Just compliment her Once, things will TURN OUT ALOT BETTER TRUST ME!!!

[IAMFEFNIR]

Just say: yes.

That's all a woman wants to hear... or so I think...

[CaptainMotocycle]

+90000 for Japanese

[Frosty301289]

think of boobs when learning and you win, except when you are a pansie like this one

[demigodFUDO]

OH FUCK YES time to study! i'm doing a physics exam and one thing we need to study is, lo and behold, Thermal Expansion!

[JoyceJennings]

Forever aShinji

[DukeDumas]

@Luffy0123456789

i want some loving :(

[actualmadscientist]

anyone else laugh at how "asuka" is literally a word in an old language that when translated means "b*tch"? (well, it meant female dog in that context, but still)

[lygarx]

A girl asks you that same question in a visual novel ero-game and you have four options: 1) don't ask me I have no idea 2) Grabs boobs and or assault asuka 3) let's find out together 4)something cool but neutral

I have played enough to know what to choose, do you?

[ihatefurrys]

...God damn it Shinji

[RagnaFan555]

so if I massage it, it will grow, right?

[RAPTOR948]

ok... Shinji is such a P.A.B... he needs 1 shot of Irish Whiskey, 2 rounds of Bear Wrestling, and 3 roadtrips hauling ass in a monster truck! that'll put some hair on his chest! and if that doesnt work, make him kick his punk ass father right in the balls for his war against God!

[DarkHentaiDragon]

And then I threw a dog treat at him. True story.

[PieGuy993]

Ooooooooohhh I get it now!

[Pakanora]

This is like Tsundere to the max.

[stolaike]

*jealous jealous jealous jealous jealous* (>O< )

[MrManBearPig1000]

Whenever I see this, I can't help but remember what happens to her in End...

Evangelion: one episode is packed full of fanservice, the next summons the apocalypse.

[Aarongunther97]

Something got hotter...and harder

[OWNS45]

TSUDERE TO DA MAX

[RUDY4921]

he should grap those boobs

[dkrypto911]

@RUDY4921 do people like you actually try to sound retarded?

[VictorRandon]

@dkrypto911 They sorta are

[actualmadscientist]

hmm.... all i can say is 1. shinji is so dumb... 2. i would have told her that no, she's not made of stone, so she would not grow from her biology's mamary glands being heated, if anything her perspiration would make her shrink instead due to the lost hydration involved... but, it would be easily possible to make her grow via a careful induction to her endoctrine system designed to increase the release of function controlling bio-chemical emmited from her blood glands... *cough*science rocks!*

[MrLabelChannel]

@actualmadscientist Well you might be a mad scientist BUT THIS IS ANIME LAWS OF PHISICS! BOOBS CAN JIGGLE WITHOUT MOTION BEING INVOLVED!^^

[actualmadscientist]

@MrLabelChannel true, i think you might have missed that i like overthinking the crap out of everything, including how i surmised that gravity is higher on the interactions levels in spiral than inertia is as seen by how that key was falling when it thrown off that moving train so nerumi could use it to unlock the bombcollar on his neck before it blew his head off... well, that and mentioning here that actual BE is indeed possible *wink*

[Radicaldanny]

@MrLabelChannel

They sorta can in real life... if the girl is able to use the muscles underneath her boobs, like body builders can with their muscular chests... XD

[Epikossumnis]

@actualmadscientist

*says "sexy!" in engrish*

[Luffy0123456789]

@actualmadscientist I love you. Please marry me.

[actualmadscientist]

@Luffy0123456789 umm... not sure what to say to that.

[jak795]

@actualmadscientist not to mention she just asked him what i like to call a set up question. A question that no matter what answer you give its offensive to the person in some way or form.

[actualmadscientist]

@jak795 precisely, that was just plain mean of her to do so.

[ValisHD]

@jak795 i agree it's the stereotype of a good Tsundre's that people like. It's a nice concept,but annoying as heck. ^_^ I mean again like you said a setup question/situation no matter what, a lady will always attack guys for either being perverts, yet they force themselves in a impossible situation to make the guys perverted expecting them to be self-aware and carful when that happans (which is Bulls^#%) but it's all laughs and giggles, it's not like in real life ha ha....ha!

[ValisHD]

@ValisHD ok the made no sense. *walks away*

[jak795]

@ValisHD indeed its like a if a lady asks you question about her boobs like hers to a guy what the heck could you say to that that isnt offensive at all.

[ValisHD]

@jak795 yeah it's kinda annoying that anime tsundre do that alot well not all of them but yeah it's like if you answer positive, you get a punch to the face or a mean reaction stating your a perv, if you answer wrong, your immature by comparsion or boring as this scene implies. Darn it! we need to be careful of those impossible situations that we never expect let alone avoid. LOL!

[jak795]

@ValisHD lol

[NinjaRed5000]

@actualmadscientist thats my science lesson of the day. thanks man you helped me out alot. the only way for breast to expand is to endure some form of physical trauma, mainly slapping the breasts. this is common in thailand where massage therapists would slap women's breasts so they can grow.

[actualmadscientist]

@NinjaRed5000 well, actually i was refering to using a gutted virophage to trigger the process, but that works too.

[Blatenly]

@actualmadscientist wtf is this science bullshit, i will just tell here i can heat them and test it out? o.O, am i the only one thinking this?!?

[funakiexpress]

@actualmadscientist i have no idea why i thumbed u up -_- lol

[DracoSuave]

@actualmadscientist Actually the correct answer is yes. There's a reason why wedding tailors often ask brides to take hot baths before fitting or trying on dresses... it is so that they'll be at their largest, thus giving them breathing room when it comes time for the actual wedding.

[actualmadscientist]

@DracoSuave ah yes, good point, that would work nicely, due to it being hot water, i was refering to a dry heating via some sort of electronic implement, such as a proximity open fire or stove. so that process works too.

[RagingDemon1018]

@actualmadscientist We need more people like you in school.

[odaxelagniaproject]

@actualmadscientist your username seems relevant

[actualmadscientist]

@odaxelagniaproject that's because it is *wink*

[A86]

@actualmadscientist - "blood glands"?

[actualmadscientist]

@A86 yes, as in the glands that release chemical controls -called horomones- to be transported throught the blood stream to others cells in the body.

[matzklim]

@actualmadscientist you don't need to be made of stone to expand when heated, it happens with most solids; and also, her breast's wouldn't shrink because of water loss in perspiration, as she only touched them for a few seconds, however, they would be a little bit bigger, because when heated, the skin DOES expand. *cough* fakemadscientist /*cough*

[actualmadscientist]

@matzklim true, someone had already mentioned that, along with how a hot bath would do the trick, i was refering to her sitting in a sauna for several hours and her skin sagging from it. make sense?

[andrew62544]

weird

[iwpoe]

There is no *correct* approach to Auska. There is not, in the end, some one thing he was supposed to do to win with her. The situation with her is doomed. She is something of a coquette, for, she both pushed him away and attempted to attract him: her charecter is one that needs approaval to justify the the contempt she has for other people. She needs other people to be indipendent.

[KendrixTermina]

@iwpoe You're SO right. Helping/fixing her would be hard work for a professional shrink, let alone a boy of her age. Ppl act like it's all Shinji's fault, that he should "man up", but if he DID have more self-respect, he wouldn't go and mount her, he'd tell her to leave him alone and view her with the same contempt the token normal people (like Touji and Kensuke) do. It's not her fault that she turned out that way, but let's face it. She's all take, no give. You see it very well in the kiss

[KendrixTermina]

@iwpoe scene - She wants to kiss him, but she won't give him the satisfaction of knowing that, she doesn't even let him breathe, only thinks about her own pleasure... and immediately starts insulting him after she's done (even tough it's quite obvious that she liked it, given how long it lasted - but a teenaged boy under the influence of the nervouness the first kiss brings with it, much more one with Shinji's personality, isn't gonna notice that, and Asuka should know that. )

[iwpoe]

@KendrixTermina That's all true, but let's not forget the hedgehog's dilemma. She needs to kiss him so that she can be better than him. The kiss is initiated out of "boredom"- because she's beyond wanting him. She goads him into by challenging his courage. She treats him like a procedure ("So, did you brush your teeth?" "Don't breathe, it tickles."). And in the end she runs off to brush her teeth. The whole idea is not that she likes it, but rather that it's another way she can not need people.

[KendrixTermina]

@iwpoe That's exactly what I was trying to say.

[WolfVonhinslik]

Shinji you fucking moron.

God I would kill to have been in his shoes.

[KendrixTermina]

@WolfVonhinslik C'ept you have seen the whole series and know what's in her head. Shinji had no way of knowing that she wouldn't just kick him in the face if he looks at her for too long. For all he knows, she's just making fun of him/ thinks he's a stupid pervert and is in love with someoneone else.

[WolfVonhinslik]

@KendrixTermina I disagree, The hints shes throwing out there are blatantly obvious unless hes dead or a fa-....oh that's right.... It makes sense now.

[KendrixTermina]

@WolfVonhinslik Stop using homosexuality as an insult. Also, calling him an idiot all the time, boasting with how much better she is, and fangirling about others isn't what I'd call blatantly obvious. She might as well just have been using her charms to deliberately make him uneasy/make fun of his personality, which sounds like the most parsimonous option if she just boasted with her superior intelligence and made fun of him for actually being a reasonable and doing his schoolwork.

[KendrixTermina]

@WolfVonhinslik This series just takes itself seriously and has people react to that so-called tsundere-behaviour like they would in real life. Kicks and insults aren't romantic, they're degrading, and they're not gonna make people assume you love them.

[Myusernameisodd]

You disappoint me, Shinji.

[missingnote]

I don't blame him one bit for anything he did in EoE. Seriously, it was all justified.

[HunNamedGary]

0:19

- Why don't we go to sauna together and find out?

- *blushes* Anta Baka! Hentai!

[marqueskart]

@HunNamedGary Oh god I lol'd hard.

[trueshinobi01]

if i were shinji i would be touching her big boobs, asuka is smoking hot

[kurokageryu]

EPIC FAIL OF EPIC PROPORTIONS

[kurosag1]

fag

[hadoke]

You blew it Shinji. Again.

[gfunk49]

Loving the close-up shot at 0:28

[FranklinNation]

i havent seen this anime in so long.. good times

[dragonstormx]

0:19, you'd like that wouldn't you Asuka.

[oblivexx]

why in anime guys act all nervous during sexual encounters, this as an example?

[dragonstormx]

@oblivexx

While we usually shouldn't bring logic into an anime, you usually should be nervous in real life is something like that happens because generally someone that acts like that is just messing with you.

[schwazala]

@oblivexx Not always. Sometimes it's the girl who's nervous, and the guy is being too assertive for her comfort.

Also sometimes the guy is Lord Kamina. OwO

[A86]

@oblivexx - Because that's how things often go in real life. IRL most guys aren't the "pimp daddies" they imagine themselves to be. Especially at Shinji's age (14 or 15). Even as adults while a lot of guys see themselves putting the moves on a girl in reality a lot of them just sniff after her with a boner like a stag in rut. If she decides to engage them back they'll take it as she couldn't resist their charm. XD

[TheBlaziken437]

Asuka, be my teacher. ♥

[Flec8]

LOLDEEPSHOW



[hotelmario510]

@Flec8 This is the "Action Arc" of the show, i.e. the arc of the story that focuses more on things exploding than being "deep". It hasn't got to the "deep" part yet. The entire show isn't uniform, due to the creator's mental instability.

[IEATFOOOOD]

lol, Shinji is so gay

[tifforo1]

Okay, maybe there were a few funny scenes with Misato, but the show was so heavy as to crush much of the potential humor. For example, the PenPen scenes and the kiss scene with Asuka, which wasn't funny because of how she crushed Shinji's fragile ego afterward.

[tifforo1]

This is like the only funny scene in the original Evangelion.

[hotelmario510]

@tifforo1 I can count more than one. What about:

"It's hot."

"Yes."

[SuperCurrymaster]

So looking at her boobs when she wants him to is out of line, but masturbating over those same boobs when she's comatose is A-okay?

[dragonstormx]

@SuperCurrymaster

I can think of bigger plot holes than that in that stupid finale.