The evil vegetable empire

[KoolTunes4Daze]

I am co-founder of "The Loyal Order of Loveturnips"

Established on 2nd of April of 2006. The day Mister Buddy Blue(former member of The Beat Farmers) died suddenly at the age of only 48.

FYI: A Love Turnip was one of many endearing nicknames for his world-wide fan-base. He now is with the likes of his old band-mate Country Dick Montana.

[XRISSX77]

You are the bees knees! charming too.

[Insoniax2]

You're so wacky and crazy!  lol

lol

lol

lol so much.

Bmfffph

[buggerlugs666]

This is seriously one of the best if not THE best video I have ever seen on Youtube. More please!

[sunshineBexAlz]

weirdooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooo

[kajusz931]

HAHhahAHhaAHhahAHhahh!!! "or 25 pounds" i laffed out loud here! XDXDD

[rabidxllamas]

this is so funny! how do you manage to keep a straight face during this?

[Aphanes]

Do you realise how irresponsible and potentially dangerous this video is? I would never ever recommend that you try to nip a turd. It can at the very least result in a slight anal strain and at the worst can result in a self-initiated explosion powerful enough to destroy London. Play safe, don't turd nip!!

[xxTwoHeartsAsOnexx]

so err where did u think up the idea of vegetables?? hmm thats a reli random "comedy" subject. o well summit 2 do i spose lol very gd! xxx

[yesyesyes69er]

LOL...u r funny...i did,nt even no wot a turnip looked like,so now i thank u for showing us all..

[Gargoyle908]

You have got to be taking the piss. Either that, or you're insane.

[jwardmagic07]

LOL

[xxhendrixrainbowxx]

i am sooooooooooo glad i watched this now i know of this EVIL EVIL EVIL vegetable empire we live in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thanks ever so! love ur veg

[ridgy10]

oh shut the fuck up women. tbh we dont give a shit

[TheDoctorUK]

Industry failed, everyone died??!

[warprin]

Oh god, spinrut... very good! I probably should be doing something productive but these vids are just too much fun.

[fondueset01]

Run away with me

[beth30395]

WOW THIS IS BRILL *SARCI*

[utugenegene]

The attack of the Evil Turnips !

[rollingbass]

I like to eat Meet !

[joeyinnyc]

Before 1743 if you werent left handed you were NOT allowed to eat a Turnip in public north of Wales!

Beware the Turnip, even today!

[tybaltskiller1]

holy crap thats funny!

[ThatBIGFatGuy]

I cannot believe that the Vatican has even allowed you to air this video!

You do know of the Vatican's secret service don't you?

It's called p]y3uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuew\nws\

sn

[LifeJourneyGuy]

I just love your videos Elise!! Keep 'em comin'!

[callmejo]

mmm turnips...what do you mean, work of the devil lol 5stars!

[cw3030]

This, the darker side of vegetables I have always been suspicious abou, I am glad someone has the courage to speak out at last.

[shriv2]

Lentil: the story of a young Jewish girl who attempts to pass as a turnip.

[fatlittlefingers]

Thank you!

This explains so so much. You've inspired me to dwell, vaguely, on the cabbage, the twin pillar of slavic survival.

I wait for more!

[debdazzy]

LOL this series is delicious 5/5