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  • its 1/13/2012

  • its 1/13/2012

  • Gotta love Kim! She is totally awesome!

    I've been all over the internet trying to find the Kim Kardashian sex tape. It took a super long time but all my hard work was not in vien.

    They got it up over on this site here: WatchCelebSexTapes. com

  • The guy who asked his user question of the day looked like a pedophile... of course he'd want to know what you call your "special place" creep

  • Screw full body scanners. I want mandatory cavity searches for all. I guess everyone could just wait naked in line. it's a matter on national security.

  • BLA,BLA,BLA,BLA,BLA,BLA,BLA,BL­­A,BLA,BLA,BLA,BLA,BLA,BLA,BLA­,­BLA,BLA,BLA,BLA,BLA,BLA,BLA,­BL­A,BLA,BLA,BLA,BLA,BLA,BLA,B­LA,­BLA,BLA,BLA,BLA,BLA,BLA,BL­A,BL­A,BLA,BLA,BLA,BLA,BLA,BLA­,BLA,­BLA,BLA,BLA,BLA,BLA,BLA,­BLA,BL­A,BLA,BLA,BLA,BLA,BLA,B­LA,BLA,­BLA,BLA,BLA,BLA,BLA,BL­A,BLA,BL­A,BLA,BLA,BLA,BLA,BLA­,BLA,BLA,­BLA,BLA,BLA,BLA,BLA,­BLA,YOU HAVE JUST BEEN PHILLED WITH SHIT!!

  • You are the ugliest nerd that I have ever seen!!! Please kill yourself loser!! Do somthing with your hair... and if you want people to stop thinking your such a fag, never talk in fake high pitched voices agian! God no one cares about the pointless bullshit that you talk about!! Stop talking for no reason

  • Kim Kardashian has gotten married yet again.

    She is the perfect womam. I must have spent hours searching for Kim's sex video. I hit the freakin' jackpot.

    If you guys love her too and wanted to watch it too I saw it over at WatchCelebSexTapes. com

  • That guy is 4chan's moot.

  • I am in love with Kim Kardashian. She has an absolutely incredible body.

    I must have spent hours looking for kim's famous sex tape. I hit the freakin' jackpot.

    If you guys love her too and wanted to see it I saw it over at WatchCelebSexTapes. com

  • no jimmy "the rev" sullivan topic?

  • @maiden666ization I was looking for it too :(

  • @maiden666ization Ah, your right. I didn't even notice the date on this vid.

  • I am in love with Kim Kardashian. She has the ultimate body.

    I spend a number of sleepless nights trying to find Kim Kardashians sex tape. It took me a while, but I found it.

    If you folks wanted to view the tape head on over to watchcelebsextapes. com

  • HOW THE FUCK DO U NOT KNOW WHO M00ts IS

  • He forgot "The Rev" died that day.

  • you're one hilarious fk.

  • i named mine kevin...

  • I hope he's found out, since then, who the guy at 2:30 is, considering he spawned the monster that is mentioned in a lot of Philly's videos, nowadays.

    .__."

  • scanners seem a lot easier and safer than some stranger groping my hoo hah.

  • Does Defranco's editor have ADHD?

  • Dude who was that guy at the end?

  • my special place is big griffin. yup

  • @Malphasdezidend dude chill. He didn't.

  • My special place is called my dick...

    Ive never really named it...

    except that one time... With that hot Mexican chick.. Then it was called "Pappy"

  • that's either gunshots or marracas :)

  • hi

  • Phil Franchina, you are violating YouTube Rules and Regulations by using Misleading Titles in your video, you will answer for your crimes

  • Kim K is Fuckin perfect, I would beat that shit up

  • @zachrfields you can fit 5 guys fist in that loose floppy grand canyon of hers

  • NAUNNY...and she rocks!

  • moot is SO sexy

  • I personally think the full body scanners are a little bit extreme. I wouldn't mind the scanners but I can understand if some people are a little frightened by them, especially people of more conservative religions and moral beliefs.

  • i love watching old videos :)

  • but wait, didnt moot make....oh phil, you racal...

  • IF YOU GET THE PAT DOWN PLEASE SOMEONE GO AND START MAKING ANIMAL FARM NOISES

  • Fucking shut up your annoying little prick... You talk to fast and you have a lisp.

  • @Sineweaverable 26 thousand people disagree with you, stfu and stop trying to be a bully on the internet you no brain dip shit.

  • @SatanasAngel Shut your face

  • @Sineweaverable good one douche.

  • You look like Minedas (lithuanian singer)

  • Haha, she hadz the bare essentials. :)

  • Remember when you could watch a video without having to sit through a commercial?

    Remember when? music videos were uploaded by users and not VEVO?

    Remember when all the info was to the right of the video?

    Remember when you could rate videos 1-5 stars?

    Remember the famous yellow subscribe button?

    Remember when the users controlled the site and not corporations?

    WE MISS THE OLD YOUTUBE!

    Post this in every video and let’s start a YouTube revolution.

    Thumbs up to keep it real.

  • @5shycky5mapler5 I don't see commercials at all. Gz ^^

  • your hilarious, I don't know why people "dislike" you at all. At least you tell it like it is. Go california.

  • woho great

  • I call mine big Phil

  • why does it seem he pastes different short clips then makes a vid and talks fast.

  • I call mine 'my special place.' No but seriously, I call my balls Fred (right) and Barney (left).

  • Life isn't fair guys, but I sit at a camera and make a shit ton of money making shit videos

  • how is this guy going to talk about life not being fair, he can make over 80k a year as a youtube partner making videos that aren't really that funny

  • WatchCelebSexTapes. com

    (They got her sex tape there!)

  • This is such a stupid video. You have such a stupid channel, and a stupid looking face for that matter. Your voice sounds stupid, in fact, everything about you appears to be stupid. I sincerely hope that you enjoy a slow death in a hole somewhere.

  • what if they didn't let a girl on a plane because she went through the scanner and had a tampon in..... lol

  • ( nymph ) beautiful rican girl here doing nasty cam shows, go to my page at Starzexposed....dot...com..... ( pank-me, even control nymph )

  • Man, now i'm craving lemonade!

  • You need to shut your fucking stupid face. you metro sexual crunchy hair faggot. the only people who care about what you have to say are brain dead yuppy sheep . i hope you die of dick cancer. fuck you, you shallow e -entertainment watching preppy piece of slimy dog shit. it seriously embarrasses me to be human watching you speak about this felchery. 

  • @theturkeycrew yeah, that comment made you so much more intelligent. "hey, i'm going to make a comment on a video that's more than a year old. nevermind that i look like a total douche for ironically watching a video to a guy i hate. my opinion matters." no, it doesn't. it doesn't even mean more than the two greasy shits it took you to form it in the first place.

  • @serpentisma Fuck off with your sqeauky high pitched voice have"n fat bearded weirdo self. is this your boy friend or something? go eat a bag of dorritos and masterbate to world of warcraft. and for the record I'm not watch'n this homo . my shits on pause skinny. do us all a favor and squeal like a pig for me. I i started smoke'n weed when I was seven and I ain't no fat tard fuck loser like your inexperienced ass. your mother must be so proud of you for acting like the fucking internet police.

  • @theturkeycrew too bad you can't spell worth a shit. or else i would actually think you were trying to sound smart. "i started smokin weed when i was seven..." good for you. and I'M the retard? too bad you didn't know how to read until you were fifteen, loser. by the way, tell your mom that the bitch still owes me $20 for the service i gave her last night. later, junior.....

  • oh so now youre an intellectual fat worthless piece of shit. a 33 year old man talk'n bout handle your high. lol. and all you can think of to bust me out on is my SPELLING? congratulations , you are the weakest homo I've ever encountered on you tube I promise (no easy feat I assure you). hey isnt it time for your blood pressure meds? fatty mc blushy face. blush'n cause youre ashamed about being a human puddle of gue. ha. and if a cartoon turkey strikes you as someone trying to "sound smart"....

  • @serpentisma oh shit I get it now....... you live on your computer. why else would you even go but'n in on other folk's comments in the first place? I've worked with people like that before. more often than not they smell like ass, literally. I hope to god that you can still reach your butt crack to run a wash cloth by it at least once a week for the good of humanity. and for that poor lowly fucker sitt'n next to you on yer couch. ps that goatee of yours does little to hide yer lack of chin.

  • @serpentisma and by the way my mom's a hermaphrodite with an 8 inche "clit". When I was born it hit me in the head, and thats how i became so godamned witty in the first place. But you know what though? Technically that makes you a faggot! Oh my God you fucked my hideously sexually deformed mother and bragged about it for the world to see. later, junior......

  • Creepiest qqotd ever.

  • some of the scanners actually do show your parts, it shows size and shape, but not detials, its like a whiteout version of your body

  • big phil :)

  • PORN! :P

  • he love jews a little to much...

  • choke on norris

  • visiti me tags 4 you!

    metagsforyou.webs.com

  • i call mine the pinocio... because when i lie it gets bigger, because im a naughty boy! :D :P

  • Tom, Jerry, and Shaquille

  • I watched this video again and realized that was moot

    lol

  • u didn't mention the rev from avenged sevenfold dying :(

  • But those priests are STILL knockin' them boys outta the ballpark

  • wow you talk fast!!!!!! LOL

  • this was the best video he's done!!!

  • i love this guy he is funny as hell!!

  • QOTD: I call it the Philly D... nohomo.

  • If only you knew about the TSA :)

  • Good job asshole. Do away with the bullshit thumbnails. You put ur own mug in the pic and u still got 2 million views. Feel good about yourself?

  • @novatrek its a thumbnail from the video, which contains only his face..

  • He totally does "not" know about moot.

  • everybody type in gift before youtube and click enter

  • QOTD: third alternative- racial profiling!!! it works way better than anything else that has been tried.

  • my special place is called where's the rest of it D:

  • @Necromni hmuh :D

  • bonus qotd: it

  • Haha well I guess we know what Phil thinks of this TSA thing now...haha.

  • What links??!?!!? Theres nothing in the desc it just say bit.Ly or whatever how do i reach these wevsites?

  • Taco Bell For LIFE!!! ;)

  • Bonues QOTD: The three little pigs.

  • vot for moot

    

  • AM I THE FIRST TO NOTICE HE'S BACKING MOOT?

  • hmm i just say "down there"

    i'm old fashioned XD

  • the decimator

  • Sourpuss...

  • I cal it the filler. Cause after one helping you're satisfied for the rest of yo day.

  • Wow - nice hint @ 2:34 - the pause says it all.

  • WWJD ya'll - Lmao!

  • I call it my penis.

  • i call it my snowflake.......cause no two pussies look exactly the same :)

  • ... old intro!

  • terrible intro but the kim kardashian and taco bell were goooookoooooold.

  • Mine is the straw broke the camels back, Ol' thick and black

  • i call my special place: Chinatown, so i say you wanna go down to chinatown? and they say sure...

  • i call it ma cookie cuz every time i wana b a smart ass i say good job u wana cookie and most smartasses will reply back with hell ya i do

  • Ur so so gay

  • Fitebolt cuz it causes motion burn

  • there are a couple places where you're always treated as a criminal and the airport is one of them. if you plan to fly just pretend you're already in prison. chances are you may die or catch a disease, but you certainly will be violated.

  • god this guys a queer

  • must

    

  • MOOT!!!!! MOOT SHOULD HAVE WINNED

  • MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOT.

  • hate all your videos

  • @TheMrSmoothi im surprised you took the time to go watch all of his videos and comment then..

  • @sprklshine5 He Talk about nothing all time ? WASTE OF TIME! he allways talk about himself... or A Famous that is just S*** and i hate such people??? There is a guy here on youtube that Make videos of farts.. he Is More Interesting!!

  • @TheMrSmoothi dude this is a blog, if you watch more than 10 seconds before you know if its for you or not. Then i would say your the planet of fail here :P

  • @TheMrSmoothi uncool

  • Today I express a solemn vow to all humankind that I will do everything with in my power to ensure this creature -who actually believes it is human- will become extinct before the end of this year.

  • i call it my penis

  • Your voice is incredibly annoying, and what is wrong full body scanners as long as your private areas aren't shown?

  • Ugh okay... My right testicle (The big one) is Juanisimo and the other one is Señor sexy... Lol

  • my name

  • o.o I just noticed... Your videos whose title contains the name of a celebrity female, has like, waaay moar views than your videos that don't. Wtfbbq. xD

  • Mooooooooot

  • Mister snuggles

  • lol its either a gun or maracas hahahaha rofl

  • moot is sexy. Look at hi,

  • a penis

  • OMG MOOT

  • Which was your favorite celeb sex tape? Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, Carmen Electra? I highly recommend that you head over to watchcelebsextapes (.) com

    I got a link to there in my channel.

  • ... Ha ... "special place" ... Ha!

  • master cheif

  • Kabberblutsome....I donno why....

  • QOTD: Big Olaf.

  • kim kardashian her butt and my johnson

  • hairy balzonya

  • thing 1, thing 2, and the cat in the hat

  • I rather them scan people naked than to have to pull my ass out of a burning plane...

  • I call mine the ANNIHALATOR DEATH CANNON OF DOOM.... that is if we are talking about a death ray, but if we are talking about our penises, well then thats just weird

  • Bonus QOTD: The Jawbreaker.

  • @noobb1212 thats awsome

  • @noobb1212 haha that's clever

  • Harold. Or Mortymire. Or Prince of Persia. Or Darkwing Duck. Or that fat guy from Stand By Me.

  • I CALL MINE "THE CUTEST PUPPY YOU HAVE EVER SEEN" NUFF SAID

    WAIT MAYBE I SHOULD EXPLAIN, "WHO DOESNT WANT 2 PET THE CUTEST PUPPY"? KAY THERE NUFF SAID LOL

  • Um I don't really have a name for mine but my friend calls his "Little soldier" :)

  • Banana in the split

  • Homicide

  • i call my special place peter parker cuz peter parker is secretly spiderman and spider man shoots white sticky webs everywhere!!

  • @REVENGER8448 well that ruined spiderman for me lol

  • lol

    

  • i call my "special place" the ANAL DITROYER!!!!

  • The Hole.

    Its like solitary confinement in there........

    Jk thats nasty.

  • I call mine "Super galactic tactical warfare nuclear smoking fire explosions action packed ninja monkey laser fighter" nuff said.