AYAOTD - The Tale of the Crimson Clown 1/3

[Miavine]

why is the ending not more gruesome in this serie :P

[MafiaScarecrow]

4:58 - It's the mole man from the simpsons. o.O

[ViolentJay100]

That little kid is a prick.

[aaron305]

That mom seriously needs to chill the fuck out. Hadn't had dinner? Eat by your damn self, think Imma be waiting around for these damn bitchass kids to get home to put food in my mouth? Hell no.

[kashaaaa1990]

5o dollars for that piece of junk? ew my mum wud slap me if i bought her that for her birthday

[Applefan4232]

This episode used to scare me, lol. I still sometimes can be afraid of this episodes.

[1446kevdog]

don't know if this was said, but i just realized that sam was also in the Dawn of the Dead remake. couldn't decide whether he was a bigger d-bag in this or the movie.

[emily91p]

Okay that kid deserves whatever is coming to him.

[sonislapshoes]

the older brother is a better person than me. i would've kicked the younger brother in his fucking throat. little bastard...

[bentfishy]

@sonislapshoes

I would have called the $70 a loss, because the satisfaction I'd receive from snapping the younger brother's little game into tiny pieces in front of his eyes would be priceless.

[SuperBabyant1]

go i wanna smack the shit out of that little boy if he was my little brother

[CFLWjgjc]

around the 8 minute mark, how in the hell does the clown hide halfways behind that dark headed doll...then the next minute hes in plain view...fuck me in the ass i hate clowns

[nephsity]

great parenting mom!

[lalisa1014]

What kind of jerk closes a toy store at like 2 oclock in the afternoon?

[mrtamnus1]

7:25 where the fuck do they find these shitty actors

[Pugslee3]

@mrtamnus1 You have admitt, that old shop keeper was badass!

[983215ljhlkadbspig6y]

That kid has a flat face.

[stepitup25]

4:49 ohhhh I remember this episode now..

[jekkag]

I would seriously have to smack that kid if he was my little bro. What a little brat.

[IrishEyedBlue]

@jekkag

I could draw parallels between this episode and how things are between my brother and I. He doesn't steal anymore but he can still be a brat like the younger kid is in this episode.

[FountainofFire]

that old guy looks like larry king :P

[OfficialCapulet]

I feel like slapping Sam.

[Irishknightable]

This episode terrified my little brother when we were kids. He had nightmares for weeks. The crimson clown is the reason why he hates clowns to this day.

[FountainofFire]

@Irishknightable lolz

[shari04]

Sam needs an ass whoopin

[dania4510001]

Gary is super hot

[dania4510001]

what's a spud?

[misspinkpunkykat]

Sam has Conduct Disorder!

[dania4510001]

@misspinkpunkykat

what's Conduct Disorder?

[misspinkpunkykat]

@dania4510001 Conduct disorder is a disorder of childhood and adolescence that involves long-term (chronic) behavior problems, such as: Defiant or impulsive behavior, criminal activity, lying to get a favor or avoid things they have to do, etc. YouTube aparently dosen't let you post links so you'll have to look it up yourself. Just punch in "Conduct Disorder" into Wikipedia or a Google search and you should get more information.

[shari04]

@dania4510001 he's a bad ass little prick! with a bad conduct disorder!

[dania451000]

Gary giving Tucker a piggy back ride how sweet

[Rocknroll8777]

@neondreamful, Mrparkfan said if he was his brother, not his parent or some stranger. My brother and I used to beat each other all the time but that's just what brothers do. Boys will be boys.

[PFieroGT87]

This is why i fucking hate clowns.

[holden2381]

If I looked like that little kid; I would be an asshole as well.

[blackbarbiies]

that scary ass old man O_O they shouldn't have zoomed in on his face.

[dania451000]

Gary is super handsome

[MissBiguk]

That little one wasn't beat hard enough!!

[w4rr10r11]

The little kid is fucking ugly.

[tellmeasecret26]

Urgh Sam is a booger!!!!!!!!

[Megaman62889]

Gary could sooo play harry potter

[destiny2343]

yes if that was my kid he would learn mannors or eat dirt!

[abercrombiehllstr]

First of all self-centered selfish brother. Secondly, 9:54 he hadn't had his bath yet? haha

[MrParkFan]

Sam is such a Idiot if he was my brother acting like a retard i get my belt and

beat the leaving heck out of him.

[realdeal08]

why is waldo the campfire leader?

[Megaman62889]

@realdeal08 Thats why he was hiding in the first place, but now that they found him his punishment is to be the leader of the midnight society

[Pugslee3]

I'm going to make a talking action figure of the old shop keeper complete with all his classic catch phrases!

[Pugslee3]

Well my friend how much are you willing to spend, let me see how about this like prize!

[itakethesquare]

That little kid was a bigger doucher in Dawn of the Dead (2008)

[NightwishQueen1]

Wow, Sam is definitely a douche. Serves him right for being haunted by that clown!

[rainyrainbow86]

sam needs his ass beat

[Pugslee3]

@rainyrainbow86 That old shop keeper could teach him a "lesson."

[Pugslee3]

The old shop keeper is probably the most badass character in this whole episode!

[Pugslee3]

@Pugslee3 He should have been in more episodes kind of like Sardo is!

[Pugslee3]

I would so buy that creepy clown doll, I love creepy shit like that!

[100musicmachine]

That kid is a big tyme brat dat deserved a lesson the hard way

[charmed8989]

id kick sam in the balls, little focker



[TheDestroyer425]

The game he bought had Zeebo from "laughing in the dark" another great episode.

[JaylynnCheyenne123]

is tucker from the sandlot????

[lilflav90210]

Fuck sam he looks like a frog

[Pugslee3]

@lilflav90210 He makes me think of annoying orange for some reason!

[cat21860]

If i were mike id kick sam in the shin then tell his mom if she loves mike at all she'll under stand and beat sams a**

[goldenhair18]

50 dollars for that small thing!!!! rip off!!!

[mrtamnus1]

Always thought Gary looked like a bird

[dag1984]

Guys it wasn't a VHS or DVD, it was a Sega Genesis game. You can tell by the cover art. 

[athealovesu]

That dude with the glasses- Gary I think, don't he look like Harry Potter without the scar on his head??????

[insayndevilchild]

Mike at the beginning: Smooth...REAL.Smooth.

As for the shop keeper when first see him RAPE FACE!

As for Sam, you got ripped off dumb shit, spending $70 of a VHS, and stealing money that was to buy your mom a present, that's up there with stealing charity money.

[Monsteramp212]

This is a great episode for bad kids that fear clowns.

[Meowmeoew]

sam is so mean and soo ugly

[weirdguy75]

Someone please stab that little piece of shit!

[newtwiclipsedawn101]

I'm so happy!! I'm watching an amazing show and I'm wearing a shirt with the title of this said show ;)

[supreme1086]

he spent $70 on a dvd??

[UofLCardFan90]

@supreme1086 DVDs weren't even around yet.

[TheGreatOldOnes]

"Whenever you're bad,whenever you steal, a clown will molest you"

[KillahB89]

Id knock that kid clean out

[windynichya]

Sam has a face you just wanna punch!

[TheRepty818]

Dude if that were my little brother I would have whuped his ass!

[godsofpersia12]

Im not trying to defend the kid but he's just suppose to be a stereotypical fatherless little brother who never learned any respect or common sense.

[spidersoma]

Holding the door open for a woman and telling her to have a nice day? Do those kind of teenagers even exist anymore?

[newtwiclipsedawn101]

@spidersoma I would. But then again, I live and breath the 90s ;) Even though I was only in three years of it.... O.o

[spidersoma]

Ahhhh, back when kids lied to their parents about where they were going. Not because they wanted to do drugs or have sex, but because they wanted to do something nice for mom.

[Nicci736]

Gary has no lips! *_*

[newtwiclipsedawn101]

@Nicci736 I noticed that too!!! ;)

[MrParkFan]

Lying to his mom and having michael blamed for being late man now how stupid can sam be because the reason they were late sam stole michael's money to buy a dumb game.

[MrParkFan]

Sam just dose'nt know whats coming to him stealing is 100% illegal.

[omgitsspanky]

wen hes lookin in the toy shop window theres zeebo from another episode

[moonlightingstranger]

How does the mother not know her own kids? The older one is routinely respectful and responsible, while the younger is a stereotype of a problem child, yet he is the one she believes. That's just silly. Retribution clowns are not. Wait...

[404Trucho]

Holy crap the older brother looks like the FBI agent from 88 minutes

[TreyParkersBitch]

4:55 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[starspangled86]

damn, too bad sardo didnt own that shop, he woulda been cooler about it. and that little brother needs his punk head kicked in. and that clown is FREAKY :O

[mst3KGf]

The mom should have said, "Keep an eye on your brother. Make certain he wanders into oncoming traffic. And if he gets hit, make sure the driver backs up and runs over him again. Repeatedly."

4:58 - So, Gollum cleaned himself up and now runs a curio shop?

6:37 - Yet ANOTHER "Laughing in the Dark"/Zeebo in-joke. They did kind of overuse that on the show.

[thelamb777]

What mother gives their kid less than five minutes to go iceskating? Serves her right not getting a present for her birthday :P

[xmanclyx]

i hate clowns

[thechidorigod]

they should make more

[hell5309]

@thechidorigod Not if the most recent episodes they made are any indication of the current quality of the show.

[koolsteins]

iwant that clown

[kidrhimel]

I woulda beat the crap out of that little kid,even if he was my brother.

[spobrocy]

This episode would have been even better if the clown ended up eating the little brother

[mrshackztor]

Effing creepy-ass clown. I don't have an actual clown phobia, usually I don't mind them but sometimes they are pretty damn scary. God seriously the little brother needs his ass kicked.

[jamescsajaghy]

the little bro even looks evil...ugly weird looking douche bag

[ava2hot19]

the older brother is so sexy. the little brother is fucking busted. he has the face of an evil clown. look at the damn mouth

[Superunknown190]

Why would anyone buy their mom a fucking creepy clown??

[hell5309]

@Superunknown190 They didn't. They bought her that statuette. The Crimson Clown came of his own accord.

[bub777]

Strange I always thought the older brother was a bit older with a deeper voice.

[WiseOwlOfGallifrey]

'That kid is a ..., I would electrocute him and feed him to mutant komodo dragons .. bla, bla, bla' Oh, please.

[selmalover]

I would've punched that lil bitch ass for stealin my money

[vsidhu58]

I would have dropped by bags and threw that kid out if he bumped into me like that @ 3:40

[ravenrage07]

50 dollars my ass... i wouldnt spend 50 on that whtever that is... prolly get it at the dollar store or a thrift store alot cheaper.

[84Dodge318]

I remember watching this as a kid, that was back when Nickalodeon played good shows.

[1eddieglass]

THAT LITTLE KID IS SUCH AN ASSHOLE! If he was my little brother I would beat the shit out of him!

[7009Rice]

@1eddieglass Amen, brother!

[xmcflyfanforever]

did the lil' brother just said, yes ma'am or yes man? o.o

[xfilesmanson]

moms birthday gift or video game............. definatly the video game

[xfilesmanson]

how much for the crimson clown

[xfilesmanson]

7:24 sorry, come back when ya got the MONAY

[xfilesmanson]

everybodys so busy complainging about the little brother but who is this guy in the store instead of sardo

[cutebanter]

Gosh... that clown gave me nightmares for a LONG time. O__O

Oh, and Sam is a bad, bad little brother. I mean, siblings can be bratty, BUT COME ON! I wouldn't have accused Mike, I would've said, "Oh, we lost track of time at the skaing rink."

[xfilesmanson]

sam is cool

[wtfluxable]

I would scalp him, rub salt into his exposed cranium then break his limbs with a hammer.

What an annoying little kid, I wish I could go into the monitor and beat his ass.

[hell5309]

Before you do something you could go to the electric chair for, let me remind you that most, if not all, of the episodes of this series were a) written for kids, and b) poorly written at that.

[wtfluxable]

Thanks mom, everybody is totally 100% serious when posting on the internet.

[hell5309]

Don't sass me. Go to your room, young man!

[the1imitator]

your right i would beat him until begged me to stop am i right ?

[MySizeBrenda]

Man, I would have kicked that little fuckers ass. Hahahah.

[summermonroe20]

what a fucking little ugly brat. if i was his brother id have knocked him out for stealing my money then saying oh well.

[annay09]

oh my gosh little brat got his brother in trouble ughh well off to part 2 lol

[hawkmonfan]

My Favorite Episode

[castlepally]

The mom failed in raising the little one. He obviously was not beaten enough.

[SSJSasuke777]

@castlepally I Recommend A Titanium Dildo Up The Ass.

[Pugslee3]

@castlepally Thats the funniest shit I've ever seen!

[jenzeppelin]

yeah no kidding what a selfish little kid being all like "oh well" when the older one complained about the money.

[hilde86m]

so cute of the older brother to get a gift for his mom...stupid little brother...

[EmpressJudge13]

"... but Mike said he wanted to see his friends, and he didn't how late we'd be!"

That ... little ... SHIT! Ooooh, man, the clown scares the hell outta me, but I can't wait for it to show up now!

[LEEROYYx]

little brother is an ASS!

[hawkmonfan]

I LOVE the Series full!!!!

[alexandersemen]

4:55 lol can i help you?

[JosephElderras]

the little douche looks like a monkey with a bowl cut

[hilde86m]

hahaha, i wasnt gonna say anything about his looks, cause i think it is kinda cruel to comment other people like that, but glad someone did anyways XD

[cindyistheshiz]

Gary, the original Harry Potter!

[Nyacutie]

What A Brat!

[mustkilllois21]

I hope that little boy burns in a house very very very slowly

[mustkilllois21]

God I hate swearing n comments but that fuck*** little brat makes me want to skin him

[Aphex217Twin]

omg the part at 4:57, unbelievably hilarious!

[melzieclark]

jeebus, that kid IS ugly!

but my god, this episode has always stuck in my head.

[DSkehan2004]

this kid's little brother was ugly. When my mom saw a little bit of this with me and my sister, she said, "jeez, it looks like someone smacked his face with a shovel." lol

[KingOfRock8887]

fucking brat

[gungrave515]

the little kid is such a douche.

why is he so. indifferent about his mom. all he had to do was come along.

[mommamatt104]

I remember this one!!!

[EdwardMustang]

What a annoying little son of a bitch. If it were my brother I'd kick him in the throat.

[echeetah]

I don't know, looks like he got kicked in the nose a few dozen times...

[sayxxwhaaat]

Oh jeez, if he was my brother, I so would've punched him in the throat.

[SURFUR]

by Dane Youssef

I think this episode is patterned after Steven King's "It."

This is one of those episodes that didn't really scare. But it was one of the most intriguing of all the episodes.

Though I identified with Michael and Sam's relationship. My sister was a lot like that. And boy, could she work my mother...

Notice the way Michael looked at the clown when he saw it.

Maybe... just maybe... the Crimson Clown payed Michael a visit once?

by Dane Youssef

[FutureWarrior2006]

Sam is the bratest little bro ever.

[tori49476]

theiving little shit. dude id kick the living hell out of him if he was my brother.

[chopermonkey2]

man,if my brother acted like that i would have thrown him in a cage with a rabid wolf...

[BloodBath707]

they use te blonde kid in the renegade virus

[kelver111]

Oh yeah, they did, lol.

[BloodBath707]

hahaha low budget?

[killyouback]

not bad for a low budget show.

[NucleaRaptor]

Oh,you little motherfucker...

[KROCk698]

lady shoulda decked sam. that would have been some comic relief.lol

[jenevetracy]

what a douchebag sam is.. ugly on the inside as well on the outside. ugly lookin fella dont ya think?

[NBarbie22]

Michael' fist and Sams face should get reacquainted.

[KingGspard91]

over and over and over again

[NBarbie22]

lol the dollhouse had me done for!

[BodySprayMan]

You know, I hate clowns... and I hate dolls... man, this episode was a double whammy for me a kid.