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  • Pie isn't healthy..

    

  • a-x is equal to zero. Can't divide by zero.

  • x-a || x - x = 0

    -> 0/0 = indeterminate

  • 0:10 is wrong

    2(a-x) = a-x

    2(0) = 0

    0 = 0

  • 1:37 that's what ragequitting math looks like

  • this is the most stupies math question i ever seen..

    ..i laught out lought |out of my touge to my mouth

  • gosh im one stupid felloa

  • At 9 seconds where '2=1' it says divide by a-x. because a=x, a-x=0 . therefore dividing by a-x = undefined!

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  • wrong! 0 cannot be divided by 0! hence, 2=0/0!!!!!

  • 0:44 is wrong

    You can't divide by 2x

  • @dendanny56 Anything divided by itself is 1. So 2x/2x is 1.

  • @dendanny56

    I agree its wrong, because if you divide the numerator and denominator by 2x then, due to the distributive property applied on the denominator, you get a different result: 1 / (1 + 1/2x)

  • if :8809 = 6, 7111 = 0, 2172 = 0 then 6782=?

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  • Isn't 2(a-x)= 2a-2ax+2x?

  • @DerJoMann Not quite:

    it's 2a-2x, you've multiplied a and x together which you shouldn't have done :)

  • (a-x) = 0. Therefore you can not divide by (a-x). pwned.

  • K EVERYBODY READ THIS COMMENT IT'S COMMON SENSE MATH, AT 9 SECONDS IT SAYS LET A =X BUT ALL THE A'S WERE NOT SUBSTITUTED JUST ONE OF THEM WAS, THE WHOLE EQUATION IS WRONG, UNLESS HE CHANGES UP THE VARIABLES

  • @TheGSB2011 No, the equation was right except for the fact that dividing any value by 0 leaves the answer as undefined.

  • Or...

    2(a - x) = a - x

    a - x = 0

    a = x

  • Correct me if I'm wrong, but wouldn't the correct way to solve the first problem be..

    2(a - x) = a - x

    2a - 2x = a - x

    2a = a + x

    a = x

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  • 1st Problem= division by 0. FAIL!

  • 1:03 not quite, girls are actually the absolute value of all evil:

    girls = | evil |

    so if you were to call one of the two 1800 complex conjugates @ 1:41 it would probably ring a negative girl.

    I have no life, i know :P

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  • alexandercrasher, you are right!!!

    many people tried to trick me with this also but they couldn't

    filbank, didn't you forget to say that you are the driver of the bus?;)

  • 0:40 is just like my handwriting (aka i cant read it)

  • Only in a math problem can you order 60 grape fruits and no one thinks what the hell is wrong with you,

  • 1) you cannot devide by 0. there's a gap in your logic

  • The girls are evil equation is good

  • mistake at 2.06 line 5 [2(a-x)=a+x-2x] right hand side does not equal a-x rhs at line 6

  • 0:53 lmao

  • @alexandercrasher and @mage1over137

    you see not to be rude but your both wrong the type of number it is called is an "unreal number" is is like the square root of -1 because all numbers squared is positive it is impossible to solve and yet it is still wright to say the square root of -1

  • 0!52

    Expanding...

  • 0:24

    It is funny, though a little weird= =

  • You divided by zero at :(a-x) and my computer didn't blow up? What? So my teacher was wrong...

  • Two cars race around a circular track, in opposite directions, at constant rates. They start at the same point and meet every 30 seconds. If they move in the same direction, they meet every 120 seconds. If the track is 1800 m long, find the reason why 484 people hit the dislike.

  • To be quite honest, these are not math jokes, or at least most of them aren't. Math has a much better sense of humor, these jokes would only be funny to some who has a superficial knowledge of math.

  • if you will tell me the anwser... you rock!!!!!!!!!! a is five hundred and ninety three, b is five hundred and fiveteen , c is two thousand and one hundred fifty three , d is five thousand and one hundred twenty three, y is two times x, x is ?? and all together are nine thousand nine hundred twenty... what is: (y+x) - a ... :D im writing these by words to make it more difficult

  • @ecvsio 943, sorry youtube didn't let me post the working out for some reason. Peace

  • @oakcutter1313 for what reason :D

  • @ecvsio if u mean the working out i dunno, it just said upload failed probably trying to prevent giving phne numbers and shit.

  • @oakcutter1313 oh :P

  • 1:32 Oh My Garden !!

  • ''i was never good at algebra '' epic fail xD

    and this men was the head of the state lol now i see what we have to pay

  • Sex is fun lololollolololollooolololollol­ololololololololol

  • 1:03 unfortunately, TIME AND MONEY would reference the addition operator, not the multiplication operator, which changes the whole problem, which is unfortunate.

  • 0:46 Can't cancel 2x out, because 2x+1 is a function of x, and 2x is a different function of x. In order to cancel top and bottom, each function of x must be equivalent.

  • At 0:12 Let a=x=1, so 2(1-1)=(1-1)=0. Cannot divide both sides by 1-1 because 1-1 is zero, and division by zero is mathematically impossible. Therefore, the proof doesn't work. Your math is incorrect. However, 2(0)=0 is a true statement. zero does in fact equal zero. :)

  • Can't divide by zero.

  • lmfao at 0:46 FAIL

  • Ok lets do some math

    add a bed

    subtract your clothes

    divide your legs

    and multiply

    

  • 0:09 last line is wrong you cant take out (a-x) because its multiplied by 2

    but,overall nice video :)

  • @megafragmaster

    Hehe, yeah you suck. You can't take it away because you can't divide by zero...

  • @TheUltraBeaver I suck? And what the fuck does it have to do with zero?!

  • @TheUltraBeaver Ok,i'm sorry i realised my mistake after i wrote my last comment.Forgive me,and please don't insult people on internet,it's just pointless.

  • what's h+i?

  • 0:46 it's wron you cant' do this and 1:30 , 1:39 :D

  • a-x=0. You just divided by zero... Congratulations that's... impressive?

  • lol

    

  • Find X lol

  • if i have 3 blunts in one hand,5 freshly rolled ones in the other and one in my mouth what am i or what do i have?

    A):a smoking problem and/or youre high

    B): Your high

  • 2(a-x)=a-x

    0=0

  • a bus is going from arkansas to texas. 59 people are on. 26 leave and 9 get on. at the next stop, 2 get off and 7 get on. later, 26 people get off and 47 people get on. then, lastly, 29 people get on and 18 get off. What is the bus driver's name?

  • @filbank dude thats hella funny the queestion has nothing to do with the information

  • @filbank How would you know that?

  • @filbank jesus you can't even tell the riddle right...

    hopeless, you are

  • @rub1k you get your facts straight.

  • @filbank you're supposed to say

    'you are driving a bus from arkansas to texas, blablabla...'

    these are the facts. straight as you asked

  • @rub1k no, because then tere is an answer

  • @filbank the first part goes "you are driving a bus to..." that's a very important part.

  • @geasscanceler16 then the answer is your name and its not funny.

  • @filbank correct! but the fact that this fools SO many people IS quite funny. try it on your friends, i bet some will fall for it if you say the first part kinda fast :P masses em up and gets inside their heads.

  • @filbank Chuck Norris?

  • @TheNorce hahahhh :) my riddle was a joke but thats funny

  • @filbank bob

  • if you susbtitute the variables at 0:11 its would be 2(0)=0

    at 0:47 you can't take a number from a binomial without changing the whole binomial same thing with roots at 1:29

  • if u actually replaced the varibles at 0:11 it would be

    2(0)=0

  • for the a=x one it would go

    a=x

    a=a (substitute)

    1=1 (divide by a)

  • 'money is the root of all evil' is wrong and a common mistake, the correct saying is 'The LOVE of money is the root of all evil'

  • "32=4D

    answer is

    8=D

    like if u get it"

  • the one about girls = evil was excellent. gotta show my girlfriend this so she'll see why i'm scared of her!

  • a-x = a - a which means a-x=0

    and you cannot divide by zero, that's what you did on the end.

  • @glupsamja many mathematicians say this, but i believe that 0/0 can equal anything except infinity, since

    0 time infinity= infinity, and 0 times any other number = 0. so 0/0 could equal 1 making this problem correct.

  • @pivotman64 im pretty sure 0 * infinity = any number except 0.

  • so mentally challeneged people dont see where these problems go terribly wrong?

  • @Alexandercrasher Good point! I missed that!

  • sex IS fun!

  • anyone explain what is at @1:10 to me please i get as x is 8 is undefined or infinity (meh) (1/0) but what is w???

  • The one at 1:02 about girls being evil is very clever.

  • many of these math problems that produced ridiculous results did so because they were done completely wrong.

  • 1:03...good logic... =p

  • 0:46 doesnt work...you cant take a number from the bottom of that equation cuz its a part of a term.

  • At 0:12 the reasoning is incorrect: on the last line, you cannot divide by a-x, because a=x, that means a-x=0; so, in fact, you are dividing by 0, which is impossible

  • @alexandercrasher both sides are actually 0

  • @alexandercrasher Now you're thinking with Portals!

  • @alexandercrasher 100% right!

    

  • @alexandercrasher not impossible, it just wrong

  • i dont know math,but i would like to meet him...

  • 0:41 did he actually get a mark for that :O

  • The problem was that the person who wrote out the explanation wrote the right side of the equation wrong. (A+X-2X) was wrong on step 3. Instead, he or she should have been written (A+X)-2X. The answer was both side had to be equal, in this case, ZERO because the value of both side were subtracted in the proof.

  • very entertaining..more!!!!

    

  • lol at 0:46, you can't do that...

  • 1. You can not deviding any numbe by zero.... ( at last step )

    2. a-x = 0 because a=x so 2 x 0 = 0 the correct answer is 0=0.

    Do right rule in math.........

  • gay, half of these are wrong

  • 1:28 EPIC

  • find the X :P

  • Math Problems:

    The only place where someone can buy 60 watermelons and no one wonders why

  • Cmon guys, do you seriously think 'proofs' like "2=1" are meant to be taken seriously or be hard to refute. (Hint: these are 'funny' maths problems)

  • a+x-2x=2a-2x? Nono if a equals x then 2x-2a=0 and therefore this hypothesis proved wrong, so please all those who don't think math perfect learn this once and for all Mathematics is an Axiom wich means it cannot be proved wrong.

  • @MrNisse5 Well actually, Godel proved that Mathematics can't possibly be proved right...

    But you're right about that proof being flawed (although the flaw is not in the a+x-2x=2a-2x equality).

  • @88649981 Math is an Axiom wich means it cant be proved wrong, and 2+x does not equal 2x, for lets make an example x=3: 2+x=5 2x=6 so the only possible result for a+x-2x=2a-2x is that a=x=0

  • 0:10 you can't divide by zero, fail a-x=0.

    2 does not equal 1...! you no can destroy the univerze!

  • dear maths , when will you grow up and solve ur own problems :P

  • i so laugh at 0:53

  • some things are funny, but the pure mistakes like 0:48 what funny about that? rather annoying

  • @cheshirecatgirl23 ok i didnt read it

  • 0:45 You can't eliminate like that. It would become 1/(1+1/2x)

  • @pangitkez you would just simplify the factor to get 2(0) = 0 which is true. you could only divide them out if you kept in mind that (a-x) could not equal 0, which would mean that the original statement is false...

  • @pangitkez (a-x) = 0, so you simplify and get 0 = 0. and if you want to say that (a-x)/(a-x) = 1, that is incorrect. Since (a-x) = 0, you would get 0 / 0 which can be anything i want it to be.

  • 0:46 is so wrong! and at 1:00, thats the reason why the say solve for "x"! 1:07 is f'd up, like wtf did they do to the limitaions! plus 1:29 is wrong because 3 is (root 3) squared which means it is equal to 1/root 3!

  • 0:46 is so wrong! and at 1:00, thats the reason why the say solve for "x"! 1:07 is f'd up, like wtf did they do to the limitaions!

  • 0:46 is so wrong! and at 1:00, thats the reason why the say solve for "x"!

  • 0:46 is so wrong!

  • 1:03 cannot be disproven.

  • Rofl 1:04

  • whats so funny about 0:49 it makes sense o_o

  • anyone who thinks that you can do: 2x/(2x+1) and then just cancel the 2x's, should be shot.

  • LMAO I understood all of these xD

  • a and x both equal zero...

  • 1:00 that made me laugh!:D

  • 3x = 6s3i

    six = 9+3-3

    six = 6

    Hope you get what I mean. :D

  • @Rea11yGr8 3x=6s3i , x=2si , 2=si/x . Oops.

  • 0:09 you can't divide a-x because a-x = 0 -.-'' i liked the nice belt joke!! xD

  • At 0:58 you should have used Pythagorean Theorem which would be x = √4^2+3^2 = 5 which means that x = 5 i guess... :)

  • Hey people, how about this math fact:

    Every person does not have a power (exponent) above him, (which means: 0 )so every person is ONE !

    One Human !!

  • I tried that one at 0:53 on a test once.. Even kinda looks like my handwriting, but my teacher never wrote "very funny" next to mine xD

  • Haha, wonder how a student would get off the hook if the teacher saw " Sex = Fun"

    On his calculator xD

  • what is the 0:47 meant to be ?

  • @banished8910

    Its because you can not tick off numbers that are not multiplied to each other, so you can not then tick off the numbers underneath them.

  • @HyperDarkness91 yes but it´s not a math problem ... it´s just foolery

  • @banished8910 lim_(x->±infinity) (2 x)/(1+2 x) = 1 not 1/2

  • @banished8910 - looks like very poor maths. You can only do what is done in that equation if the denominator was 2x * 1.

  • LOL 1:31

  • Soory, I meant 2a is 2 times a , not 2 + a

  • 2a = a times a, not a = a

  • @EtaoinShrdlu17 No it's not. 2a = 2 x a.

  • I feel like 1:35 all the time...

  • LOL @ Expand: (a+b) to the nth power & the one after that!

  • 0:58

    Thats my fave xD

  • LOL at the √3/3 = √

  • 0:47 epic fail you can't do that

  • 0:45 is not right at all lol!!! you can not cancel one and not the other!!

  • since a=x, (a-x) = 0 therefore cant divide zero from RHS to zero in LHS whole theory is wrong :P

  • @knightsarehere wow. True.

  • THIS VIDEO IS FAKE AND GAY

  • @jdeathblood LoLWut..... whats fake these are jokes.. 

  • thiz iz stupid and its not even funni soo wowwwwwwwwww

  • LOL at Peter. He deserves an A.

  • these jokes are so gross, it makes me sick. I shit everywhere.

  • I think i will use some of this answers on my next test...

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    Go to his channel: Mathmatchpoint

    Math will become easy

  • i would give Peter a 10 for that one xD

  • The last one with the ink "explosion" and the dude hanging himself got me laughing the most...mainly because I am so terrible at math, that's how I usually feel when I have to solve math problems.

  • um im only 10 and in 5 grade oh you should check out bed intruder if u hate it plz go see a docter now i say now!!!!!!!!!

  • 1:22

    Actually, Pi is 3.141592653590 if you round it.

    Sorry I was being random xD

  • 00:46 i dont get it??

  • @yay4penguins654 You can't factor 2x like that, because the two monomials that make up the denominator don't collectively have a factor of 2x.

  • @tenryuu haha?......... i still dont fallow :P

  • My teacher asked me what comes after 69 today. Apparently "I do" was not the correct answer.