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  • fake video but its a true story

  • Scarier than the truthiness of this story is how many commenters here don't recognize satire when they see it.

  • lol at the news scroll on the bottom "More police departments using police scarecrows to deter crime" hahaha

  • Considering the Patriot Act this is true of all databases hosted in the US.

  • F.A.K.E. Well done tho 

  • @elteabrian The Onion is a satirical news agency. Of course its fake Sherlock...

  • wow.. this is actually at least 80% true. people need to wake up.

  • @theblackmanOyeah people dont need to wake PEOPLE DONT NEED TO PUT SH_IT there...I DONT GIVE F ABOUT CIA ??..I never met cia I never will meet cia and so does 99% people...retard get a life.

  • @MrEestimaa was that supposed to mean something/ be an intelligent comment? if you don't know that google was set up by the NSA and DARPA for data mining and that facebook (albeit legally) sells any posted data to whoever will buy it, then you have no idea what you're talking about. you can call me 'retard' out of naivety, but it's really neither here nor there.

  • Rofl u get friend points for sharing national state secrets! Lol treason to china much

  • If she had any fans before that last comment, she shouldn't have after they listened to this blurb. "She can respond to her fan base without having to see listen or smell them". Classy lady. I didn't find any of these people credible. Was this a farce? It had to be. If it wasn't we should all be insulted intellectually after listening to them.

  • it's sad how satirical and spoof news stations give you the most accurate, unbiased news these days..

  • hahahahahaha i love this

  • Its not satire its accidental truth.

  • Funniest line: "That's how they got my brother."

  • They just don't want people communicating or having friends, and parents train there kids not to have friends either, this is also true with cellphones, cellphones can be totaly shut down in a certain area, and if more people get rid of landlines........there will be no communication......Our government might be stupid, but they sure are smart in their own ways.

  • 1:42 That's the guy from Workaholics who drug tested them! haha

  • This is so funny now, because even if you have a Facebook and log out, they still know everything else you do on the internet. The CIA really doesn't actually do much domestic monitoring any more on their own. If you don't think law enforcement lurks on these websites, then read a couple news stories about people getting arrested for things they post on Facebook.

    To those who still use the site: Have fun doling out your personal information so that one guy can make $10 billion.

  • Wanbee - communist propaganda.

  • A year ago this was a joke. Today it's true: cbc.ca/news/technology/story/2­012/02/13/technology-fbi-socia­l-media-app.html

  • Christopher Sartinsky is a fictional character created by The Onion.

    Wiki "Deputy Director of the Central Intelligence Agency," you won't find his name on the list.

    This however from Onion's 5 most touching moments... 2. Dr. Chris Sartinsky Performs Surgery On Child In Aftermath Of Haiti Earthquake: As the cameras rolled, Onion News Network medical correspondent Dr. Sartinsky performed emergency surgery on a Hatian child he had just run over with his van.

    ... Get the picture?

  • this is why i dont have facebook lol

  • I love how the Onion News is satire to make fun of how the real media twists stories by actually telling the truth. LOL

  • This would be funny it it wasn't so real.

  • Hahaha "that's how they caught my brother"

  • Mark Zuckerberg aka "the overlord'' lol

  • I know this video is suppose to be a ''joke'' but its telling the truth.

  • Made to look like a joke but probably dead on accurate. This is the most truth on the internet since 9/11 truth websites went up.

  • WTF Wanbee's an actual site! 

  • HAHAHA!!! All I can think of is that Family Guy episode when Peter's co-worker says in broken English- "Is funny because it's true" Haha!

  • Right.. I'm moving to wanbeeeeeee!

  • lol love this

    

  • Hey....TheWagner254, You are a fool!!!! As we say in the military "PoundSand"....and for your sake: GET A SENSE OF HUMOR!!!

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  • please stop hating on the US, we know there ran by a dodgy government, why post the shit on whats one of the funniest shows ive seen. just be happy your on there side, also im not american

  • @TheWagner254 U.S. citizens are not on there side

  • thumbs up if you searched wanbee XD

  • Ausome

    

  • I'm not saying it's a conspiracy, but it's a conspiracy.

  • i dont care, fuck up!!!

  • The US once again thinks they own the world they should be ashamed of the stupid and low things they do for money

    Just wage wars to everyone who has money

    they diserve the crisis wasting time and money on this

  • @akellosdias you, sir, are a damn idiot. Please shoot yourself now.

  • Best way to hide the truth is to disguise it as a joke...can't believe you people doubt the authenticity of this "fake" news cast....WAKETHEFUCKUP SHEEPLE!

  • The CIA really does contribute massively to facebook. for real.

  • LOLO Fakebook! So effective haha and who is to say what info is correct and not?

  • Poochie poo I was just going to say that was what made me laugh lol I don't have to hear or smell anyone lol

  • Perfect example. Every month they remove the "S" from the address which allows administrations to access facebook without security clearance. If you open Facebook and the "S" is missing from the navi bar, log out. REMEMBER IT STARTED AS A COLLEGE WEBSITE THAT YOU HAD TO HAVE A COLLEGE ID TO JOIN. of course they know who you are and where your at, plus every IP address you've logged in with, cell, friends house, school, home.....every-flippin where!

  • damn

  • I knew it...and they called me crazy.

  • This is hilarious. I wouldn't be surprised if "facebook" actually was a CIA trap. Hold on, CIA, I'm going to take a shit and post that on my facebook wall.

  • Dumb asses that post their entire lives online !! LMAO

  • GOOD FOR YOU CIA I THINK ITS FUNNY

  • "That's how they got my Brother" LMFAO

  • wtf . wtf wtf . thumbs up if "info selling" is what you think .

  • delete ur fb accounts

  • @redman7ish Its kinda very hard to delete your face book account, if you choose to deactivate it they keep i think for around 6 months or so, don't touch it in that time and i think then it get deleted

  • @redman7ish I don't think you can.  You can de-activate but they keep you in system just in case you want to come back.

  • @ctwatcher permanent deletion takes 14 days,just click on help then type in permanent delete and there's a link at bottom of paragraph,click on that and follow instructions don't log in for 14 days though

  • @Degs421 That's good to know. I was de-activated for a year and went back and all still there. I have to be there now for a personal reason but I can't stand it. But thanks for info so when I do leave again I can leave forever! :)

  • Wondering why suckerberg is a billionaire, adverts per change? nope (although the white-propaganda lately would make you believe that)... Farcebook has the same amount of users as the internet did back in 2003/04 and as such governments pay Farcebook to snoop upon their own citizenry, you were all warned about it, but you like wanking to your female friends pictures don't you? - they already have you by your real-name, they just need you to 'share' because social-networking is good for the soul.

  • lol search wanbee

  • Wondering how many fans she has now...seeming how she doesn't want to see, hear or smell anybody. S/N: What an invasion of privacy.

  • lmao

  • It looks like a decent news show... and then 2:10 comes... XD

  • dam ass shit shit fake as hell like sony's fucking piece of shit

  • I am glad i left the shit website

  • hahah so funny, but indeed intel agencies have database from facebook, google and w/e they need anytime. Everything is filtered by them.

  • You may also think this is a joke. But it isn't it. But the show is, not the story.

  • @Axmedkoole Onion always "satires" things that have truth to them, disinfo discredit on purpose

  • Brilliant. Just gave me an idea on how to become rich lol.

  • I knew Obama was behind Facebook!!!

    Ron Paul in 2012!!!!!

  • Genius very very funny.. but so true..

  • wanbee FTW!

  • Wanbee loooooool

  • Should support theory this is real; where the show get their idea?

  • YouTube NCIS

  • Honestly, this makes perfect sense...

  • So terrest is the hills of iraq like........ "No fucking Way"

  • I LOVE IT! OMG!!!!

    Thank you ONION!

    Truth be told .... they're spot on with facts! Hysterical. Reminds me of when Monty Python did the "Gameshow with the Dictators" .... cheers

    watch?v=vZ9myHhpS9s

  • if you want boring, read the local paper

    if you want stupidity, watch CNN

    if you want conservative propaganda, watch FOX News

    if you want the facts, watch The Onion!

  • @MrPentatonicScale Yo that was a hott why to brake it down.

  • @MrPentatonicScale

    you forgot libtard propaganda on MSNBC, NBC, ABC, CBS and Comedy Central

  • I hope all you know this is onion news and is for entertainment only. None of this is real!

  • @TheSuperskipper87 most of the time it's not real. But this vid is surprisingly accurate. CIA and FBI do use Facebook to monitor "potential terrorists" (American Citizens)...google it

  • A little notice is that Facebook front man Mark Zuckerberg was KEY NOTE SPEAKER AT THIS YEAR'S BILDERBERG CONFERENCE in Switzerland - meaning you are part of the game, since no one not serving the agenda one way or the other would be invited to speak there and seeing the ones attenting the meeting when police and military are guarding outside, so no outsiders can come in and see the insiders. 2+2 = 4 - it still holds.

  • love it :@)

  • This is so true. You'd have to be simple not to believe this. The KGB also has a stake in the information posted on Facebook. A Russian "investor" put in $200M back in May of 2009. Besides, how is company worth $10B when it doesn't charge anything for its service??

  • "yes it's satire!"...join the dots if at all possible, satire has always been about truths by way of comedy.

  • Wow this is really fkn true shit....

  • fb calendar app. : "- that's how they got my brother..." oh LoL ;D

  • This has to be the BEST!! thing I've seen since Kanye at the VMA's...

    Even if I know its fake I still ROFL'd...

  • FAKE !!!!

  • I don't think its fake, half the movies that they make today are based on what already happened just was never put out to the public.. So is this real? Yes i feel its very true just put in another way, I still say Fuck um Ppl will still get over on their stupid asses

  • This is a technique to say truth in jest to make label these things in your subconscious as a "joke". Now every time some one will mention this topic you will think it was a joke and is not true and is insignificant. Brainwashing American Media... amazing...

  • It's funny because it's true.

  • onion news should be a real channel

  • fuck, for a minute or so i actually believed the crap. LOL and this is for an essay argg just wasted 5 min!

  • Piss funny :)) I'm talking about the peeps who actually think this is real lol. Vids good too :))

  • the onion news is fake but sounds like a news channel

  • Nothing more American than The Onion. (Wish they'd put up a subtitle option for our friends overseas though.)

  • This is from the Onion. A satirical newspaper online. It's a joke. If you go to the site theonion.com this will all make a lot more sense.

  • such bullshit.

  • I see the luck of interest to protect American's, by American Institution and Agency's (incld. the White House) as extremely Un-American.

    But I'am not American.

  • my name is tyrus alvarez

  • 2:10 "That's how they got my brother"

  • @BigJalapeno hahahahahahahhahahaha thats how they got my brother!!!!

  • @BigJalapeno That was the best line, lmfao!

  • @OBJECTIVITY

    You sir, are a fucking idiot.

  • @flameonsouth49 I gave you a thumbs up, but I would give you more if I could.

  • OMG!!! I can't believe my friends on FB think this is real!!! LMFAO!!!

  • this won't go down too well with some stupid people

  • lol

  • Anyone ever heard the word "satire"? this is The Onion, NOT the news. If you want to know who may be monitoring Facebook, it's not a secret, FBI, and no one is hiding it.

  • this is amazing. anyway you could get the hacker society to replace it with the morning news?

  • let the cattle be slaughtered.

  • And terrorists are going to plan in Calender, point their whereabouts on maps and so forth? u mad?

  • "THATS HOW THEY CAUGHT MY BROTHER" LMAO!!!

  • aaah the farmville thing kinda killed it :P

  • everyones going ape shit, its fake guys. Its a comedy show.

  • Fuck American kids are dumb. If you are really scared that facebook is a "National ID card" and some huge conspiracy, you can always CHOOSE to stop wasting your life reading whining from people you barely know and raising imaginary cattle.

  • I shared this to Facebook and Twitter!

  • If you didn't already know farcebook is YOUR online ID card :) replaced the call for mandatory national ID-Cards in many countries and those who did want a National ID-Card for their citizens have abandoned the programs now because acting as an 'authority' your local council or whatever now have a legal right to snoop into your farcebook page including all your past data (which you think you have remove, including past name changes) have fun with farmville morons :)

  • Life imitating art: google "ap exclusive cia tracks yahoo"

  • Too funny

  • hahahahha YOU ARE EXPERIMENT OF CIA

  • WHY don't Americans understand SATIRE??????

    There may be a little truth to this...but that's the point...that's how GOOD satire works!

  • @macone39 "There may be a little truth to this" NO not a little truth.....the entire truth. The CIA is so deeply embedded in the internet it sucks.Along with all the news networks.The cia posts half the stories in news agencies.Hence the OBL stories & Taliban bullshit & mostly every lie around.

  • I don't think this is talking about the CIA as much as how stupid us sheep can be.

  • In many--if not all--jurisdictions in the U.S., courts and their officers access FB to obtain information about prospective jurors. Now, as a prospective juror, I always swear to tell the truth--and I do. However, I have NEVER been asked about my FB information. Needless to say, my FB undergoes radical redesign every time I receive a jury summons.

  • Lol lmao

  • People on facebook deserve what they get for being so stupid and putting their personal things out there like that...although this IS a joke...its pretty damn true.

  • Allows me to interact with people without hear, see or SMELL them!

  • "The people that use that sight are the people we wouldn't mind seeing bombed anyway" LOL

  • lol I'm not into conspiracy theories but this shit is WAAAY to true.

  • THIS IS NOT A JOKE. Scarily enough it's the truth disguised as a joke.

  • THANKS I ALMOST PISSED MY SELF.

  • This isn't even a joke. That's really what facebook is being used for. It may be slightly exaggerated, but this is too realistic for the onion. lol

  • This is more TRUE than untrue!

  • @GodGunsGutsGlory4KJV ... too right!

  • ha ha haha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahaha

  • Thats how they caught my brother. -.- 2:10

  • @lxbl00dxl lol

  • god brooke alvarez is so damn fine...

  • a hell yeah !!! look my ass up im doing it alll in disneyland !

  • Ah... This is a Wanbee ad...

  • Since when is Facebook a program?

  • @hackking002

    Program as in CIA Program, Mr. "Haccking"

  • codenamed "The Overlord" LOL

  • Just posted this on Facebook!

  • "The people who use that site are the people that no one would mind seeing bombed anyway."

    Fucking tea all over my keyboard now.

  • stuped why are thay doing that facbook is bether than eny whapsite in the world 100% better

  • "400 billion tweets and not 1 useful bit of data was ever transmitted" LMAO

  • omg "that's how they got my brother" and the guy is relaxed about it

  • THE OVERLORD :0 !!!?!!!!?

  • While I am NOT a fan of the "Onion", this is their best video.

  • lol wanbee

  • why is this suck low video quality?

  • Perfect parody, with a message.

  • /The joke is on you fools who think it's fake when it actually is real. They use a know "joke news source" to mask the real content of this video. Wake up sheep

  • this is real fuck!!

  • WOW! This is da second time Onion News posted real facts.The only other time was dat time when da guy found a head in his cheeseburger.

  • Do not panic ! these folks just want to scare you more so they can control you more ! It all depends how you use Facebook. Facebook is a tool ! if you use it wisely you can even change your own government. There are lots of BREAKING NEWS about The Facebook-Organized Protests all around the world. So, do not panic ! Do not pay attention to these news. They just want to show THEY ARE IN CONTROL ! in fact , they are running out of control and that is exactly what they scared of.

  • @OBJECTlVITY ah ah ah this is fuking "onion news",it's a comedy and satirical news broadcast.lol,get a life,actually maybe u should think about getting a brain first

  • @OBJECTlVITY "Do not panic ! these folks just want to scare you more so they can control you more" -BULLSHIT!!

    These people want to WAKE YOU UP to the governments control & corruption & monitoring of all their citizens.

    YOU are the one who sounds like a government TOOL-NOT THESE FOLKS.

    You might try looking up the real reason for the Onion News network genius.THEY are not the enemy & certainly do NOT run things.Facebook is used by the CIA along with the internet in general. Go back 2sleep

  • @ed11561 I think you missed the irony in OBJECTIVITY's comment. Unless YOU are being ironic too, am I am missing that... Hmm...

  • when im watching this im thinking wouldnt the cia want to keep this a secret that their usein facebook to spy on people

  • @OBJECTlVITY You and the people who gave you thumbs up are total morons lol. Reading your comment made me laugh more than this video

  • @OBJECTlVITY this is fake... lol!

  • Are you serious is this a joke what kind of news program is this?

  • This video still cracks me up!