@theblackmanOyeah people dont need to wake PEOPLE DONT NEED TO PUT SH_IT there...I DONT GIVE F ABOUT CIA ??..I never met cia I never will meet cia and so does 99% people...retard get a life.
@MrEestimaa was that supposed to mean something/ be an intelligent comment? if you don't know that google was set up by the NSA and DARPA for data mining and that facebook (albeit legally) sells any posted data to whoever will buy it, then you have no idea what you're talking about. you can call me 'retard' out of naivety, but it's really neither here nor there.
If she had any fans before that last comment, she shouldn't have after they listened to this blurb. "She can respond to her fan base without having to see listen or smell them". Classy lady. I didn't find any of these people credible. Was this a farce? It had to be. If it wasn't we should all be insulted intellectually after listening to them.
They just don't want people communicating or having friends, and parents train there kids not to have friends either, this is also true with cellphones, cellphones can be totaly shut down in a certain area, and if more people get rid of landlines........there will be no communication......Our government might be stupid, but they sure are smart in their own ways.
This is so funny now, because even if you have a Facebook and log out, they still know everything else you do on the internet. The CIA really doesn't actually do much domestic monitoring any more on their own. If you don't think law enforcement lurks on these websites, then read a couple news stories about people getting arrested for things they post on Facebook.
To those who still use the site: Have fun doling out your personal information so that one guy can make $10 billion.
Christopher Sartinsky is a fictional character created by The Onion.
Wiki "Deputy Director of the Central Intelligence Agency," you won't find his name on the list.
This however from Onion's 5 most touching moments... 2. Dr. Chris Sartinsky Performs Surgery On Child In Aftermath Of Haiti Earthquake: As the cameras rolled, Onion News Network medical correspondent Dr. Sartinsky performed emergency surgery on a Hatian child he had just run over with his van.
please stop hating on the US, we know there ran by a dodgy government, why post the shit on whats one of the funniest shows ive seen. just be happy your on there side, also im not american
Best way to hide the truth is to disguise it as a joke...can't believe you people doubt the authenticity of this "fake" news cast....WAKETHEFUCKUP SHEEPLE!
Perfect example. Every month they remove the "S" from the address which allows administrations to access facebook without security clearance. If you open Facebook and the "S" is missing from the navi bar, log out. REMEMBER IT STARTED AS A COLLEGE WEBSITE THAT YOU HAD TO HAVE A COLLEGE ID TO JOIN. of course they know who you are and where your at, plus every IP address you've logged in with, cell, friends house, school, home.....every-flippin where!
This is hilarious. I wouldn't be surprised if "facebook" actually was a CIA trap. Hold on, CIA, I'm going to take a shit and post that on my facebook wall.
@redman7ish Its kinda very hard to delete your face book account, if you choose to deactivate it they keep i think for around 6 months or so, don't touch it in that time and i think then it get deleted
@ctwatcher permanent deletion takes 14 days,just click on help then type in permanent delete and there's a link at bottom of paragraph,click on that and follow instructions don't log in for 14 days though
@Degs421 That's good to know. I was de-activated for a year and went back and all still there. I have to be there now for a personal reason but I can't stand it. But thanks for info so when I do leave again I can leave forever! :)
Wondering why suckerberg is a billionaire, adverts per change? nope (although the white-propaganda lately would make you believe that)... Farcebook has the same amount of users as the internet did back in 2003/04 and as such governments pay Farcebook to snoop upon their own citizenry, you were all warned about it, but you like wanking to your female friends pictures don't you? - they already have you by your real-name, they just need you to 'share' because social-networking is good for the soul.
@TheSuperskipper87 most of the time it's not real. But this vid is surprisingly accurate. CIA and FBI do use Facebook to monitor "potential terrorists" (American Citizens)...google it
A little notice is that Facebook front man Mark Zuckerberg was KEY NOTE SPEAKER AT THIS YEAR'S BILDERBERG CONFERENCE in Switzerland - meaning you are part of the game, since no one not serving the agenda one way or the other would be invited to speak there and seeing the ones attenting the meeting when police and military are guarding outside, so no outsiders can come in and see the insiders. 2+2 = 4 - it still holds.
This is so true. You'd have to be simple not to believe this. The KGB also has a stake in the information posted on Facebook. A Russian "investor" put in $200M back in May of 2009. Besides, how is company worth $10B when it doesn't charge anything for its service??
I don't think its fake, half the movies that they make today are based on what already happened just was never put out to the public.. So is this real? Yes i feel its very true just put in another way, I still say Fuck um Ppl will still get over on their stupid asses
This is a technique to say truth in jest to make label these things in your subconscious as a "joke". Now every time some one will mention this topic you will think it was a joke and is not true and is insignificant. Brainwashing American Media... amazing...
Anyone ever heard the word "satire"? this is The Onion, NOT the news. If you want to know who may be monitoring Facebook, it's not a secret, FBI, and no one is hiding it.
Fuck American kids are dumb. If you are really scared that facebook is a "National ID card" and some huge conspiracy, you can always CHOOSE to stop wasting your life reading whining from people you barely know and raising imaginary cattle.
If you didn't already know farcebook is YOUR online ID card :) replaced the call for mandatory national ID-Cards in many countries and those who did want a National ID-Card for their citizens have abandoned the programs now because acting as an 'authority' your local council or whatever now have a legal right to snoop into your farcebook page including all your past data (which you think you have remove, including past name changes) have fun with farmville morons :)
@macone39 "There may be a little truth to this" NO not a little truth.....the entire truth. The CIA is so deeply embedded in the internet it sucks.Along with all the news networks.The cia posts half the stories in news agencies.Hence the OBL stories & Taliban bullshit & mostly every lie around.
In many--if not all--jurisdictions in the U.S., courts and their officers access FB to obtain information about prospective jurors. Now, as a prospective juror, I always swear to tell the truth--and I do. However, I have NEVER been asked about my FB information. Needless to say, my FB undergoes radical redesign every time I receive a jury summons.
People on facebook deserve what they get for being so stupid and putting their personal things out there like that...although this IS a joke...its pretty damn true.
/The joke is on you fools who think it's fake when it actually is real. They use a know "joke news source" to mask the real content of this video. Wake up sheep
Do not panic ! these folks just want to scare you more so they can control you more ! It all depends how you use Facebook. Facebook is a tool ! if you use it wisely you can even change your own government. There are lots of BREAKING NEWS about The Facebook-Organized Protests all around the world. So, do not panic ! Do not pay attention to these news. They just want to show THEY ARE IN CONTROL ! in fact , they are running out of control and that is exactly what they scared of.
@OBJECTlVITY ah ah ah this is fuking "onion news",it's a comedy and satirical news broadcast.lol,get a life,actually maybe u should think about getting a brain first
@OBJECTlVITY "Do not panic ! these folks just want to scare you more so they can control you more" -BULLSHIT!!
These people want to WAKE YOU UP to the governments control & corruption & monitoring of all their citizens.
YOU are the one who sounds like a government TOOL-NOT THESE FOLKS.
You might try looking up the real reason for the Onion News network genius.THEY are not the enemy & certainly do NOT run things.Facebook is used by the CIA along with the internet in general. Go back 2sleep
fake video but its a true story
1kylesellers1 20 minutes ago
Scarier than the truthiness of this story is how many commenters here don't recognize satire when they see it.
zverina 17 hours ago
lol at the news scroll on the bottom "More police departments using police scarecrows to deter crime" hahaha
aniakwiata 23 hours ago
Considering the Patriot Act this is true of all databases hosted in the US.
DickCheneyXX 1 day ago
F.A.K.E. Well done tho
elteabrian 1 day ago
@elteabrian The Onion is a satirical news agency. Of course its fake Sherlock...
DickCheneyXX 1 day ago
wow.. this is actually at least 80% true. people need to wake up.
theblackmanOyeah 3 days ago
@theblackmanOyeah people dont need to wake PEOPLE DONT NEED TO PUT SH_IT there...I DONT GIVE F ABOUT CIA ??..I never met cia I never will meet cia and so does 99% people...retard get a life.
MrEestimaa 3 days ago
@MrEestimaa was that supposed to mean something/ be an intelligent comment? if you don't know that google was set up by the NSA and DARPA for data mining and that facebook (albeit legally) sells any posted data to whoever will buy it, then you have no idea what you're talking about. you can call me 'retard' out of naivety, but it's really neither here nor there.
theblackmanOyeah 3 days ago
Rofl u get friend points for sharing national state secrets! Lol treason to china much
Boo8087 4 days ago
If she had any fans before that last comment, she shouldn't have after they listened to this blurb. "She can respond to her fan base without having to see listen or smell them". Classy lady. I didn't find any of these people credible. Was this a farce? It had to be. If it wasn't we should all be insulted intellectually after listening to them.
jacklyn284 1 week ago
it's sad how satirical and spoof news stations give you the most accurate, unbiased news these days..
wygram 1 week ago 2
hahahahahaha i love this
CookieBear99 1 week ago
Its not satire its accidental truth.
MALIRIPPA 1 week ago
Funniest line: "That's how they got my brother."
1GodOnlyOne 1 week ago 7
They just don't want people communicating or having friends, and parents train there kids not to have friends either, this is also true with cellphones, cellphones can be totaly shut down in a certain area, and if more people get rid of landlines........there will be no communication......Our government might be stupid, but they sure are smart in their own ways.
alfalfa5516 1 week ago
1:42 That's the guy from Workaholics who drug tested them! haha
uralldiseasedXD 1 week ago
This is so funny now, because even if you have a Facebook and log out, they still know everything else you do on the internet. The CIA really doesn't actually do much domestic monitoring any more on their own. If you don't think law enforcement lurks on these websites, then read a couple news stories about people getting arrested for things they post on Facebook.
To those who still use the site: Have fun doling out your personal information so that one guy can make $10 billion.
DashOfRainbow 2 weeks ago
Wanbee - communist propaganda.
uv999p 2 weeks ago
A year ago this was a joke. Today it's true: cbc.ca/news/technology/story/2012/02/13/technology-fbi-social-media-app.html
GBMorris 2 weeks ago
Christopher Sartinsky is a fictional character created by The Onion.
Wiki "Deputy Director of the Central Intelligence Agency," you won't find his name on the list.
This however from Onion's 5 most touching moments... 2. Dr. Chris Sartinsky Performs Surgery On Child In Aftermath Of Haiti Earthquake: As the cameras rolled, Onion News Network medical correspondent Dr. Sartinsky performed emergency surgery on a Hatian child he had just run over with his van.
... Get the picture?
tepids 2 weeks ago
this is why i dont have facebook lol
GodsSlave19 2 weeks ago
I love how the Onion News is satire to make fun of how the real media twists stories by actually telling the truth. LOL
preciousay2 2 weeks ago
This would be funny it it wasn't so real.
PktMma 2 weeks ago
Hahaha "that's how they caught my brother"
CaBr0n76 3 weeks ago 3
Mark Zuckerberg aka "the overlord'' lol
Sh0wBiZz139 3 weeks ago 2
I know this video is suppose to be a ''joke'' but its telling the truth.
Sh0wBiZz139 3 weeks ago
Made to look like a joke but probably dead on accurate. This is the most truth on the internet since 9/11 truth websites went up.
standiglis 3 weeks ago
WTF Wanbee's an actual site!
RenGader 3 weeks ago
HAHAHA!!! All I can think of is that Family Guy episode when Peter's co-worker says in broken English- "Is funny because it's true" Haha!
FreeMinstrel 3 weeks ago 2
Right.. I'm moving to wanbeeeeeee!
Vanessa2001Matiss 3 weeks ago
lol love this
kennywoo69 3 weeks ago
Hey....TheWagner254, You are a fool!!!! As we say in the military "PoundSand"....and for your sake: GET A SENSE OF HUMOR!!!
lh3214 1 month ago
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lh3214 1 month ago
please stop hating on the US, we know there ran by a dodgy government, why post the shit on whats one of the funniest shows ive seen. just be happy your on there side, also im not american
TheWagner254 1 month ago
@TheWagner254 U.S. citizens are not on there side
GIG4NTOR 1 month ago
thumbs up if you searched wanbee XD
cicifire345 1 month ago 3
Ausome
Eyecrusty 1 month ago
I'm not saying it's a conspiracy, but it's a conspiracy.
jimbrady1776 1 month ago
i dont care, fuck up!!!
Nivlek2029 1 month ago
The US once again thinks they own the world they should be ashamed of the stupid and low things they do for money
Just wage wars to everyone who has money
they diserve the crisis wasting time and money on this
akellosdias 1 month ago
@akellosdias you, sir, are a damn idiot. Please shoot yourself now.
AirForceGirl812 2 weeks ago
Best way to hide the truth is to disguise it as a joke...can't believe you people doubt the authenticity of this "fake" news cast....WAKETHEFUCKUP SHEEPLE!
drksyde72 1 month ago
The CIA really does contribute massively to facebook. for real.
Madysaveskittens 1 month ago
LOLO Fakebook! So effective haha and who is to say what info is correct and not?
ashwadhwani 1 month ago
Poochie poo I was just going to say that was what made me laugh lol I don't have to hear or smell anyone lol
kiddosmrknu1 1 month ago
Perfect example. Every month they remove the "S" from the address which allows administrations to access facebook without security clearance. If you open Facebook and the "S" is missing from the navi bar, log out. REMEMBER IT STARTED AS A COLLEGE WEBSITE THAT YOU HAD TO HAVE A COLLEGE ID TO JOIN. of course they know who you are and where your at, plus every IP address you've logged in with, cell, friends house, school, home.....every-flippin where!
TunasWorkShop 1 month ago
damn
TunasWorkShop 1 month ago
I knew it...and they called me crazy.
grayfox223r 1 month ago 3
This is hilarious. I wouldn't be surprised if "facebook" actually was a CIA trap. Hold on, CIA, I'm going to take a shit and post that on my facebook wall.
LeTempleDuSoleil 1 month ago 2
Dumb asses that post their entire lives online !! LMAO
KB3MMX 1 month ago
GOOD FOR YOU CIA I THINK ITS FUNNY
5chopin 1 month ago
"That's how they got my Brother" LMFAO
dw0821 1 month ago
wtf . wtf wtf . thumbs up if "info selling" is what you think .
megabyt9 1 month ago
delete ur fb accounts
redman7ish 1 month ago 2
@redman7ish Its kinda very hard to delete your face book account, if you choose to deactivate it they keep i think for around 6 months or so, don't touch it in that time and i think then it get deleted
GoogalyFrog 1 month ago
@redman7ish I don't think you can. You can de-activate but they keep you in system just in case you want to come back.
ctwatcher 1 month ago
@ctwatcher permanent deletion takes 14 days,just click on help then type in permanent delete and there's a link at bottom of paragraph,click on that and follow instructions don't log in for 14 days though
Degs421 1 month ago
@Degs421 That's good to know. I was de-activated for a year and went back and all still there. I have to be there now for a personal reason but I can't stand it. But thanks for info so when I do leave again I can leave forever! :)
ctwatcher 1 month ago
Wondering why suckerberg is a billionaire, adverts per change? nope (although the white-propaganda lately would make you believe that)... Farcebook has the same amount of users as the internet did back in 2003/04 and as such governments pay Farcebook to snoop upon their own citizenry, you were all warned about it, but you like wanking to your female friends pictures don't you? - they already have you by your real-name, they just need you to 'share' because social-networking is good for the soul.
pcvideogamer 1 month ago
lol search wanbee
kit2ng219 1 month ago
Wondering how many fans she has now...seeming how she doesn't want to see, hear or smell anybody. S/N: What an invasion of privacy.
poochiepoo1979 2 months ago
lmao
haImBetterThanKolby 2 months ago
It looks like a decent news show... and then 2:10 comes... XD
lelouchmagnet12 2 months ago
dam ass shit shit fake as hell like sony's fucking piece of shit
calical26 2 months ago
I am glad i left the shit website
zanaelf 2 months ago
hahah so funny, but indeed intel agencies have database from facebook, google and w/e they need anytime. Everything is filtered by them.
idragon2003 2 months ago
You may also think this is a joke. But it isn't it. But the show is, not the story.
Axmedkoole 2 months ago 45
@Axmedkoole Onion always "satires" things that have truth to them, disinfo discredit on purpose
TheCanucksfan21 3 weeks ago
Brilliant. Just gave me an idea on how to become rich lol.
ifightrobots 2 months ago
I knew Obama was behind Facebook!!!
Ron Paul in 2012!!!!!
tfustudios 2 months ago
Genius very very funny.. but so true..
deanyoda 2 months ago 3
wanbee FTW!
Mrunknownspecie 2 months ago
Wanbee loooooool
fusionhunter 2 months ago
Should support theory this is real; where the show get their idea?
h0rnd0917 2 months ago
YouTube NCIS
h0rnd0917 2 months ago
Honestly, this makes perfect sense...
StoneCampbellforLife 2 months ago
So terrest is the hills of iraq like........ "No fucking Way"
PublicVIDE0 2 months ago
I LOVE IT! OMG!!!!
Thank you ONION!
Truth be told .... they're spot on with facts! Hysterical. Reminds me of when Monty Python did the "Gameshow with the Dictators" .... cheers
watch?v=vZ9myHhpS9s
OurGamehenge 2 months ago
if you want boring, read the local paper
if you want stupidity, watch CNN
if you want conservative propaganda, watch FOX News
if you want the facts, watch The Onion!
MrPentatonicScale 2 months ago 24
@MrPentatonicScale Yo that was a hott why to brake it down.
GeronimoProMusic 2 weeks ago
@MrPentatonicScale
you forgot libtard propaganda on MSNBC, NBC, ABC, CBS and Comedy Central
SeanPatriot 1 week ago
I hope all you know this is onion news and is for entertainment only. None of this is real!
TheSuperskipper87 2 months ago
@TheSuperskipper87 most of the time it's not real. But this vid is surprisingly accurate. CIA and FBI do use Facebook to monitor "potential terrorists" (American Citizens)...google it
siesprowse 2 months ago
A little notice is that Facebook front man Mark Zuckerberg was KEY NOTE SPEAKER AT THIS YEAR'S BILDERBERG CONFERENCE in Switzerland - meaning you are part of the game, since no one not serving the agenda one way or the other would be invited to speak there and seeing the ones attenting the meeting when police and military are guarding outside, so no outsiders can come in and see the insiders. 2+2 = 4 - it still holds.
Creatrix13 2 months ago
love it :@)
LeonPhythian69 2 months ago
This is so true. You'd have to be simple not to believe this. The KGB also has a stake in the information posted on Facebook. A Russian "investor" put in $200M back in May of 2009. Besides, how is company worth $10B when it doesn't charge anything for its service??
realityisfakeable 2 months ago in playlist Favorite Truth videos
"yes it's satire!"...join the dots if at all possible, satire has always been about truths by way of comedy.
itchcitizen2 2 months ago
Wow this is really fkn true shit....
GreenAcid6998 2 months ago
fb calendar app. : "- that's how they got my brother..." oh LoL ;D
PsiloCube 2 months ago
This has to be the BEST!! thing I've seen since Kanye at the VMA's...
Even if I know its fake I still ROFL'd...
pat33able 2 months ago
FAKE !!!!
FlyBoiLyfeStyle1 2 months ago
I don't think its fake, half the movies that they make today are based on what already happened just was never put out to the public.. So is this real? Yes i feel its very true just put in another way, I still say Fuck um Ppl will still get over on their stupid asses
MrSchmidt2011 2 months ago
This is a technique to say truth in jest to make label these things in your subconscious as a "joke". Now every time some one will mention this topic you will think it was a joke and is not true and is insignificant. Brainwashing American Media... amazing...
Etativel 2 months ago
It's funny because it's true.
TheManFromDystopia 3 months ago
onion news should be a real channel
iiJarbin 3 months ago 3
fuck, for a minute or so i actually believed the crap. LOL and this is for an essay argg just wasted 5 min!
sapiensproeliator 3 months ago
Piss funny :)) I'm talking about the peeps who actually think this is real lol. Vids good too :))
CrackTheFox 3 months ago 2
the onion news is fake but sounds like a news channel
ZaCTHERippeR1990 3 months ago
Nothing more American than The Onion. (Wish they'd put up a subtitle option for our friends overseas though.)
sbrak 3 months ago
This is from the Onion. A satirical newspaper online. It's a joke. If you go to the site theonion.com this will all make a lot more sense.
sbrak 3 months ago
such bullshit.
sciencetheonly 3 months ago
I see the luck of interest to protect American's, by American Institution and Agency's (incld. the White House) as extremely Un-American.
But I'am not American.
countmanfred 3 months ago
my name is tyrus alvarez
ShadowT23 3 months ago
2:10 "That's how they got my brother"
BigJalapeno 3 months ago 82
@BigJalapeno hahahahahahahhahahaha thats how they got my brother!!!!
eljavio 2 months ago
@BigJalapeno That was the best line, lmfao!
losthadon09 1 month ago
This has been flagged as spam show
umm this is fake?
emaoneluv 3 months ago
@OBJECTIVITY
You sir, are a fucking idiot.
flameonsouth49 3 months ago 14
@flameonsouth49 I gave you a thumbs up, but I would give you more if I could.
anonymousman555 3 months ago
OMG!!! I can't believe my friends on FB think this is real!!! LMFAO!!!
Luisung01 3 months ago
this won't go down too well with some stupid people
Fernil01 3 months ago 3
lol
TechnicallyNotGuilty 3 months ago
Anyone ever heard the word "satire"? this is The Onion, NOT the news. If you want to know who may be monitoring Facebook, it's not a secret, FBI, and no one is hiding it.
SecretFiance 3 months ago 3
this is amazing. anyway you could get the hacker society to replace it with the morning news?
MusicAnnabella 3 months ago
let the cattle be slaughtered.
Mrunknownspecie 3 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
check out my video ;) please its funny
/watch?v=2QnmKuXD790
1RedFireDragon1 3 months ago
And terrorists are going to plan in Calender, point their whereabouts on maps and so forth? u mad?
kompjutr 3 months ago
"THATS HOW THEY CAUGHT MY BROTHER" LMAO!!!
rglaylow09 3 months ago
aaah the farmville thing kinda killed it :P
curtishockey1821 3 months ago
everyones going ape shit, its fake guys. Its a comedy show.
bradjackson195 3 months ago
Fuck American kids are dumb. If you are really scared that facebook is a "National ID card" and some huge conspiracy, you can always CHOOSE to stop wasting your life reading whining from people you barely know and raising imaginary cattle.
sylvainlelutin 3 months ago
I shared this to Facebook and Twitter!
Ape65 3 months ago
If you didn't already know farcebook is YOUR online ID card :) replaced the call for mandatory national ID-Cards in many countries and those who did want a National ID-Card for their citizens have abandoned the programs now because acting as an 'authority' your local council or whatever now have a legal right to snoop into your farcebook page including all your past data (which you think you have remove, including past name changes) have fun with farmville morons :)
pcvideogamer 3 months ago
Life imitating art: google "ap exclusive cia tracks yahoo"
prahas777 3 months ago
Too funny
t0ny1105 3 months ago
hahahahha YOU ARE EXPERIMENT OF CIA
rest12500 4 months ago
WHY don't Americans understand SATIRE??????
There may be a little truth to this...but that's the point...that's how GOOD satire works!
macone39 4 months ago
@macone39 "There may be a little truth to this" NO not a little truth.....the entire truth. The CIA is so deeply embedded in the internet it sucks.Along with all the news networks.The cia posts half the stories in news agencies.Hence the OBL stories & Taliban bullshit & mostly every lie around.
ed11561 3 months ago
I don't think this is talking about the CIA as much as how stupid us sheep can be.
anonymousman555 4 months ago
In many--if not all--jurisdictions in the U.S., courts and their officers access FB to obtain information about prospective jurors. Now, as a prospective juror, I always swear to tell the truth--and I do. However, I have NEVER been asked about my FB information. Needless to say, my FB undergoes radical redesign every time I receive a jury summons.
iovannes123 4 months ago
Lol lmao
Brush19138 4 months ago
People on facebook deserve what they get for being so stupid and putting their personal things out there like that...although this IS a joke...its pretty damn true.
JuanOfaKind88 4 months ago 2
Allows me to interact with people without hear, see or SMELL them!
tytyt5546894654 4 months ago
"The people that use that sight are the people we wouldn't mind seeing bombed anyway" LOL
KenKainKayne 4 months ago
lol I'm not into conspiracy theories but this shit is WAAAY to true.
unclearimage 4 months ago
THIS IS NOT A JOKE. Scarily enough it's the truth disguised as a joke.
1justpara 4 months ago
THANKS I ALMOST PISSED MY SELF.
yesyourgovlies 4 months ago
This isn't even a joke. That's really what facebook is being used for. It may be slightly exaggerated, but this is too realistic for the onion. lol
powerlidxcore 4 months ago 6
This is more TRUE than untrue!
GodGunsGutsGlory4KJV 4 months ago 56
@GodGunsGutsGlory4KJV ... too right!
oODarkEnergyOo 3 months ago
ha ha haha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahaha
12of15 4 months ago
Thats how they caught my brother. -.- 2:10
lxbl00dxl 4 months ago 4
@lxbl00dxl lol
XIBlackTigerIX 4 months ago
god brooke alvarez is so damn fine...
lorenyork 4 months ago
a hell yeah !!! look my ass up im doing it alll in disneyland !
JerichoJames3 4 months ago
Ah... This is a Wanbee ad...
hackking002 5 months ago
Since when is Facebook a program?
hackking002 5 months ago
@hackking002
Program as in CIA Program, Mr. "Haccking"
EuchridEucrow1 5 months ago
codenamed "The Overlord" LOL
larrysg1 5 months ago
Just posted this on Facebook!
schnidmann 5 months ago
"The people who use that site are the people that no one would mind seeing bombed anyway."
Fucking tea all over my keyboard now.
ericli51 5 months ago
stuped why are thay doing that facbook is bether than eny whapsite in the world 100% better
kristine123abc 5 months ago
"400 billion tweets and not 1 useful bit of data was ever transmitted" LMAO
marine5546 5 months ago 6
omg "that's how they got my brother" and the guy is relaxed about it
TheAriark 5 months ago 2
THE OVERLORD :0 !!!?!!!!?
pankaz81 5 months ago
While I am NOT a fan of the "Onion", this is their best video.
gregaj7 5 months ago
lol wanbee
TheRiu890 5 months ago
why is this suck low video quality?
power543 5 months ago
Perfect parody, with a message.
reginaDexant 5 months ago
/The joke is on you fools who think it's fake when it actually is real. They use a know "joke news source" to mask the real content of this video. Wake up sheep
therainbowchild777 5 months ago 2
this is real fuck!!
fatcrewz 5 months ago 2
WOW! This is da second time Onion News posted real facts.The only other time was dat time when da guy found a head in his cheeseburger.
Xer0Tr0n 5 months ago
Do not panic ! these folks just want to scare you more so they can control you more ! It all depends how you use Facebook. Facebook is a tool ! if you use it wisely you can even change your own government. There are lots of BREAKING NEWS about The Facebook-Organized Protests all around the world. So, do not panic ! Do not pay attention to these news. They just want to show THEY ARE IN CONTROL ! in fact , they are running out of control and that is exactly what they scared of.
OBJECTlVITY 6 months ago 22
@OBJECTlVITY ah ah ah this is fuking "onion news",it's a comedy and satirical news broadcast.lol,get a life,actually maybe u should think about getting a brain first
geiuy 5 months ago
@OBJECTlVITY "Do not panic ! these folks just want to scare you more so they can control you more" -BULLSHIT!!
These people want to WAKE YOU UP to the governments control & corruption & monitoring of all their citizens.
YOU are the one who sounds like a government TOOL-NOT THESE FOLKS.
You might try looking up the real reason for the Onion News network genius.THEY are not the enemy & certainly do NOT run things.Facebook is used by the CIA along with the internet in general. Go back 2sleep
ed11561 3 months ago
@ed11561 I think you missed the irony in OBJECTIVITY's comment. Unless YOU are being ironic too, am I am missing that... Hmm...
sonicnewboy 3 months ago
when im watching this im thinking wouldnt the cia want to keep this a secret that their usein facebook to spy on people
Towelman20 3 months ago
@OBJECTlVITY You and the people who gave you thumbs up are total morons lol. Reading your comment made me laugh more than this video
CHTWillCome723 3 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
@OBJECTlVITY What the FUCK are you talking about?!
weiss0nicht 3 months ago
@OBJECTlVITY this is fake... lol!
emaoneluv 3 months ago
Are you serious is this a joke what kind of news program is this?
Zachr3978 6 months ago
This video still cracks me up!
DrAjaoPix 6 months ago