Start bodybuilding and everything will come more easily.
gardons130 1 year ago
masturbate 8 beat his record lmao funny how the beat drops then comes outta nowhere
johnnycage435 1 year ago
lol
fuxmesidewaylol 2 years ago
If I ever create a child it will be out of spite.
I will give him a webcam and a computer with a reliable internet connection... And I shall have my revenge.
darkh2so4 2 years ago
hahahaha the holy spirit thing made pee a little
rjd8566 2 years ago
hahahaha one word 4chan
ninlandon 2 years ago
A tribute to masturbation!
BettyBicycle 2 years ago 3
poor guy. I have the same problem.
maninwhitedress 3 years ago
hahah you done it again ractalfece
dafunker00 3 years ago
Another triumph!
bangthatdrumb 3 years ago 2
I missed John.
isaglow 3 years ago 2
Hehe, another great one rac.
SaintSanic 3 years ago 2
bonjourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
pparasol 3 years ago
I feel like watching John's videos is sort of a taste of what it'd be like to be a therapist.
BradOFarrell 3 years ago 6
Or a schizophrenic...
Freakin' surreal
SoakyBeaver 3 years ago 2
oh man, im so making a video response to this.
GregGallows 3 years ago
told ya i'd do it.
you should clean the corner of your mouth man
klaudivino 3 years ago
I did 7 once. My dick is bent because my arm is too long.
fucksatanism 3 years ago
Very Poetic as always five stars :D
TsarObezyanka 3 years ago
My masturbation record is 5.
I know, I'm a lightweight.
matman125 3 years ago
9 times
and female
beat that
no pun intended
SleepyMaurice 3 years ago 2
you rock
wobalizi 3 years ago
I think everyone used to be like that. Anyone who denies it is a liar.
whosniffedme 3 years ago
Thank you for putting links to the videos in your descriptions.
Brilliant as always, mate.
TheZombieG 3 years ago
hahahahahahaha dude you are the master!
DoktorTakashiro 3 years ago
A musical summary always justifies whatever the previous video was about!
Secretservicedentist 3 years ago
I saw your real face at the end of this video. D:
Deathend 3 years ago
We don't get things done, because masturbation takes our motivation. Also helps me sleep at night.
Nimnoms 3 years ago 2
Let's all masturbate while we watch this video okay. *Pulls down pants*
hayyygurlhayyy 3 years ago
You mean you are only just now masturbating to John? I thought that was... standard. <.<
Walawalacookie 3 years ago 2
God's a masturbater? Oh my! ^_^
geroldkid 3 years ago
LOL!!! Your video responses are always tha BOMB!
Keep up the good work.
ericpage420 3 years ago
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Start bodybuilding and everything will come more easily.
gardons130 1 year ago
masturbate 8 beat his record lmao funny how the beat drops then comes outta nowhere
johnnycage435 1 year ago
lol
fuxmesidewaylol 2 years ago
If I ever create a child it will be out of spite.
I will give him a webcam and a computer with a reliable internet connection... And I shall have my revenge.
darkh2so4 2 years ago
hahahaha the holy spirit thing made pee a little
rjd8566 2 years ago
hahahaha one word 4chan
ninlandon 2 years ago
A tribute to masturbation!
BettyBicycle 2 years ago 3
poor guy. I have the same problem.
maninwhitedress 3 years ago
hahah you done it again ractalfece
dafunker00 3 years ago
Another triumph!
bangthatdrumb 3 years ago 2
I missed John.
isaglow 3 years ago 2
Hehe, another great one rac.
SaintSanic 3 years ago 2
bonjourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
pparasol 3 years ago
I feel like watching John's videos is sort of a taste of what it'd be like to be a therapist.
BradOFarrell 3 years ago 6
Or a schizophrenic...
Freakin' surreal
SoakyBeaver 3 years ago 2
oh man, im so making a video response to this.
GregGallows 3 years ago
told ya i'd do it.
GregGallows 3 years ago
you should clean the corner of your mouth man
klaudivino 3 years ago
I did 7 once. My dick is bent because my arm is too long.
fucksatanism 3 years ago
Very Poetic as always five stars :D
TsarObezyanka 3 years ago
My masturbation record is 5.
I know, I'm a lightweight.
matman125 3 years ago
9 times
and female
beat that
no pun intended
SleepyMaurice 3 years ago 2
you rock
wobalizi 3 years ago
I think everyone used to be like that. Anyone who denies it is a liar.
whosniffedme 3 years ago
Thank you for putting links to the videos in your descriptions.
Brilliant as always, mate.
TheZombieG 3 years ago
hahahahahahaha dude you are the master!
DoktorTakashiro 3 years ago
A musical summary always justifies whatever the previous video was about!
Secretservicedentist 3 years ago
I saw your real face at the end of this video. D:
Deathend 3 years ago
We don't get things done, because masturbation takes our motivation. Also helps me sleep at night.
Nimnoms 3 years ago 2
Let's all masturbate while we watch this video okay. *Pulls down pants*
hayyygurlhayyy 3 years ago
You mean you are only just now masturbating to John? I thought that was... standard. <.<
Walawalacookie 3 years ago 2
God's a masturbater? Oh my! ^_^
geroldkid 3 years ago
LOL!!! Your video responses are always tha BOMB!
Keep up the good work.
ericpage420 3 years ago