Near Death Experiences

[Nabiyfoxx]

Mark should do documentaries.

[holyghost61]

They are actors from picnic face. com

[JT9876543]

before we can enter Heaven we must be raped by a white horse? how does that solve anything??

[daggertoungeomega]

I am going to get some tranquilty and i am not going to let a bunch of sheeple with guns ruin it for me so all those with plans will have a near death experience it will last 30 mintues with no permanent damage to any organs they will have a story to tell and they will get a taste of the lake of fire. for all who plan to come today till the year ends and the sun comes up in the new year.

[MagatsutheCalamity]

when I first watched this I laughed out loud. Fucking hilarious.

[telemetry9]

they're still traumatized from the latent discovery that santa claus isn't real. It's made them all bitter and twisted inside.

I never believed in sandy claws - hence i'm not bitter and won't project that bitterness onto the independent experiences of other human beings.

Does anyone know how to safely deal with radioactive waste? Cause Hanford isn't going well judging from the radioactive plume in the ancient aquifer now headed for the columbia river. Kiss your tinned salmon goodbye.

[Jbo7536]

Hillarious



[IzzITheEpic]

Please tell me this is a joke. I was laughing the whole god damn time.

[djjujubeats]

These are the stories of three people who have had near death experiences and survived.

Well no shit they survived! NEAR death NOT dead.

[ty1298]

@djjujubeats It's a sketch it doesn't matter

[RealmZero]

@djjujubeats That's the joke!

[ieatatoms]

Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooosh!

[tantomba]

@ieatatoms Fuck you, I was just going to write that!

[ieatatoms]

@tantomba Please Sir / Madam - there are ample Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­­ooooshes to go around - please, take one of mine!

[agile1111]

The Soul is Forever. Death of the physical body is not the end.

[TheAkatsuki357]

Question: Whats with the sudden spike in dislikes and negative comments?

Answer: bronies

[andrenj1970]

real death will come, you'll wish you had not make fun of it low beings.

[discord20]

@andrenj1970 get a life, dude.

[starcorpvncj]

bad acting...terrible actually

[Jbo7536]

@starcorpvncj so what

[DragonBallZFan13]

@starcorpvncj I don't think they are trying to be good actors in this. Normally people that give their testimonies of what happened speak choppily, like this video.

[discord20]

GOD Christians are obnoxious.

[telemetry9]

to denigrate another human being's experiences and mock that experience.

you should be ashamed. this is vandalism of the worst kind and you are playing with fire by doing what you do.

[lubui2583]

@telemetry9 thanks mom. we'll keep that in mind

[BackInTheCage]

@telemetry9 Cry more faggot.

[telemetry9]

i'm glad you called me a faggot. it's a huge compliment to me. As a gay man - I should share with you the knowledge that it is only other men or women who have issues with their sexuality that try to bully or diminish people who are homosexual.

You should know this - because you've made a declaration about who you are and where you are.

It takes courage to be yourself - maybe you'll find that someday. In the meantime you can continue to bully others rather than confront your own issues.

[Wundergroup]

hbo took this idea....

[TrueSToNER777]

Cuz you where in hell bitch.

[lordepsilon9000]

This makes me think of the clown from the demitri martin near death experience sketch! XD

[musicobsessedgirl107]

white horse and wanted you to ride him wow talk to a friggin horse really horse rapeing omg weird i didnt know horses could rape people

[rebelviv8]

I've never assumed horses to be trustworthy.

[DemiGod251]

The rape part made me lol. 

[Danielgod202]

I got into a car accident when I was 15, the memory of the event haunts me to this day. I was not raped by a horse, nor do I ever intend to be raped by a horse. I know that by Jesus' love, heaven is not a place where horses roam, wildly, frenetically thrusting their engorged horse genitalia into human flesh repeatedly. The only thing that I want thrust into me is the bible and Jesus' love and inspiration. Thumbs up if you love God!

[Koolburg]

@Danielgod202

have you ever seen a bible? They're pretty bug. I would not want to be victim of a bible thrust.

[H20man11]

@Koolburg hahahahaha



[sims3master101]

@Danielgod202 ...your knowledge of horse rape scares me.

[lotsofsmarts]

its rude for those who have very ill family, such as my 8 yr old grandson, and are looking for solace.

[createVisionsOfLove]

Ok, I got suckered into that one, but it was kinda funny horse-shit, after all! Ha Ha Ha! :^)

[dmcarden]

lol..this is funny!

[GoosedByTheLight]

Ha ha, very funny. As a NDEr, I feel like I just went horse riding. Careful what you envision of the afterlife, because it is influenced by those expectations, and we are often made to feel the pain we caused others... take the reigns before its too late and you get the spurs.

[LexiLuvinLife]

I HAVE NEVER HAD NEAR OR DEATH EXP,BUT I FEEL THESE PEOPLE WERE MAKING FUN OF PEOPLE THAT HAS..GOD IS FOR REAL.GOD IS LOVE.PEOPLE THAT DON'T FEAR GOD SHOULD.,BECAUSE HES THE ONLY ONE THAT CAN SAVE YOU FROM HELL,THROUGH HIS SON JESUS CHRIST..YOU CAN HAVE LIFE FOREVER JUST CALL ON JESUS CHRIST,HE'LL NEVER TURN HIS BACK ON YOU. GOD BLESS YOU ALL AND GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!!!

[GameMasterDarksee]

@LexiLuvinLife lol nope.

[lotsofsmarts]

@LexiLuvinLife shows the depravity of mankind. some things should not be made fun of.

[bmxanthrowolf]

@LexiLuvinLife its funny because gods not real

[Weston5564]

@LexiLuvinLife Why would I need saved by a fairy tale charcter from a place thats not real?

[ActiveClipMaker]

THIS VIDEO IS SOOO RIGHT! IT'S FUN TO SMOKE MARIJOUANA ....HEEEEAAAAAWWOOOOOHOO!

[HaggardMike]

well....this video gave me a near-death experience.

[Rainy64]

LOL someday- you may actually experience this..or have someone near you....HAve fun mocking....

[motorxrules1]

i crashed my motorcross bike and got run over by the people racing behind me one took my helmet of because it wasnt strapped on

[FireStarDoink]

My mom said she had a near-death experience where there was an angel that looked like her mom. She told her to climb these stairs, but my mom didn't tell me anything else about that.

[texascommtech]

This video is STUPID BEYOND BELIEF, AND DOESN'T EVEN HAVE THE REDEEMING VALUE OF BEING FUNNY. I know you're gonna pile on me like flies on shit, but is this the best you can do with you talents, energy, time and opportunity? You are an embarrassment, a poor example of what it means to be an American, and I hate the way you treated that WW1 veteran; you are pathetic losers. Why don't you show this to your parents and see what they think of the way you dishonor them. What a waste.

[WingedWolf1202]

All I can say is...LMAO.

[kidd20grams]

Lolololololol ur a horses bitch

[09Twister]

My FAmily Member has had one,,,,!!!! Plus i could tell this is acted out

[StigoGaming]

@09Twister You do know this is supposed to be acted out? It's a joke..

[gixer121121]

@09Twister Yes but the point stigogaming was making to you is the fact you felt the need to even point out that you knew it was being acted out makes you a Dumbass of the highest order.

[dominorite]

kill yourself

[Savageliferaul]

lmfao i was watching this in class for the subject of near death expereinces and then when the guy said the horse raped me my schools principle walked in omg so funny my teacher got yelled at.. lol

[Jozep554]

@Savageliferaul is this for real ahhhhh :D made me smile in ages ahhhh

[lubui2583]

@Savageliferaul lmao the horse?

[OrangeJews1138]

@Savageliferaul

It's a joke video, and it's highly unlikely that it was shown in a school.

Also, learn to spell, asshat.

[northkoreanwar01]

@CaptainAAllen Well ok good day sir

[northkoreanwar01]

@CaptainAAllen But that doesn't give you the right to insult me. Just say "Its not real" instead of insulting me.

[northkoreanwar01]

@CaptainAAllen Ok? i know it's not real, but why did you insult me? what did i do to you?

[CosmicFork]

Horses are "Herd-Animals" everybody knows that... they love to hang out in a herd... so, a person can understand that those people were damn lucky they weren't "Herd-Raped"... I mean gang-raped... whatever...

[Wickerbasket]

Not sure what is more amusing, the comments or the video - and the video is hilarious.

[fifthavenuegirl]

That's bullshit. Horses are pure spirits. Loving pure peaceful. That must have beena demon in disguise. What a jerk. How dare you rape a horse. You obviosuly were going to hell. You need to seek God and Jesus.

[fifthavenuegirl]

That's bullshit. Horses are pure spirits. Loving pure peaceful. That must have beena demon in disguise.

[DAISYDUKESnRAINBOOTS]

yeah, ride him hard!!!

[ryantwatts95]

WOW! Horrible acting!

[northkoreanwar01]

lolololololol wtf!!! is this video, why will god place a horse raping maniac, this video is THE GAYEST EVER!, IVE SEEN MANY NEAR DEATH EXPERENCES STORIES, AND NEVER HAVE I HEARD A RAPING HORSE

[isetmyfredonfire]

lol, 14 acts of horse rape, and feels no regret

[MrEntelechy1]

Ha ! a Horse yeah that makes sense to me, but what if you were a fag in life ? I guess that would make the horse Heaven !!!

[Denny2me]

This is sick!!!

[cork904]

Wow there are a lot of stupid people commenting here. Just mention near death experiences and the retards come running.

Picnicface rules!

[TheWayandWordofLife]

CHECK OUT on you tube: scientific evidence for NDE's...... Scientific Evidence for Near Death Experiences. And, yes, there are always money hungry liars out there, but using discernment weeds out most of the fakers. Personally- I know that the bible does NOT teach an Eternal HELL, because Hell is thrown into the Lake Of Fire, and Death is also- God calls it The Second Death, the Lake of Fire purifies the heavens and the earth, and all former things are passed away ( God says this, not

[TheWayandWordofLife]

New World Order MEAT SUITS! I feel so sad that godless people are so carnal, material ONLY. THE greatest happiness in life is truly Loving, and being Loved by God. He exists, whether you want for Him to or NOT. There are literally millions of NDE cases recorded over the last century, many of them have VERY tangible facts that support their validity, and each patient was far beyond clinical death =. No heartbeat whatsoever, breathing stopped, and no brainwaves or neurons firing off =. DEAD,

[ninjajesus81]

@TheWayandWordofLife Near death experience has been studied scientifically, and perfectly natural causes have been found. There is nothing supernatural about it.

[ELHemi440]

Horseshit!



[ray180597]

BULLSHIT!

[marek0086]

so stupid.

[noilet]

hahahaha, can't stop laughing xD



[sam0254]

Your mom teach you that girls?

[Killer8775]

WHITE HOOOORSEEEEY :D

[infoment1]

This video is just odd...I wouldn't even say it's funny....it's just kind of dark....and odd.

[Nedingham1957]

You mob are just actors. what awaste of my time

[gus2330]

WOW A HORSE.........................­...........

[the5thCount]

This is just way too funny.

And no one should care whether or not it offends spiritualists. They can just go and jack off!

Hell yeah!!!

[keishamari]

Well I must admit, I am a great believer in the near death experience, bit I thought this was hilarious!

[iamsexynhorny]

@1:40 

[juse1999]

so the horse raped you?? :D

[iamsexynhorny]

fake!

[noonakhan]

so death is only being raped by a white horse lol

[TheDestinyDragoon]

If spiritual people are offended by this video, which is meant to amuse and not offend, they can just not watch it. If they already have, no need to comment. Just go complain about it to your fellow believers.

[kellym41284]

@TheDestinyDragoon Well I'm not easily offended, but this video is clearly making fun of people who've had NDEs, who believe in God and God/the afterlife. It is meant to be offensive. Is it not making fun of the idea of an afterlife and suggesting people who believe in God are ridiculous? Is being raped by a white horse not crude and offensive? Say what you will. I did move on, unaffected by this video, but I had as much right as you to say what I said. I wasn't offensive.

[TheDestinyDragoon]

@kellym41284 You were not offensive and I don't think the video was either. If people did get offended by it then it is because they took this too seriously.

[FeepQue2]

I belived it untill 1:40 

[northmemphis48]

this is stupid they are going to hell

[th3av3ragejo3]

ummmm crack heads.

[MrMelyUK]

brilliant!

[eldrama2]

looks fake

[boobash65]

@eldrama2 no shit sherlock

[willoz2]

biggest bullshit ever

[kellym41284]

I hope people find God, not humor in the lack of the knowledge of His love.

[DJyorkei]

hey not to sound stupid or anything, i do find the humor in this but to be honest, this messed up in a sense

[TechReviewer210]

1:40 for lulz

[latehare1]

This is insulting to spiritualists and other people who really believe in the after life.

Also, it`s a bit pointless isn`t is?

[Skeletine]

@latehare1 You mad? Stop trying to be offended.

[Anevlo]

they saw a horse? that was unicor not horse!

[tll1]

Pretty pathetic, talentless "actors", and not really something to joke about- sure, this is America, and you have your right to free speech, but

this is on the same moral level as making racist jokes about blacks or jews

[HebusxJebus]

What a croc of shit

[linmira]

pathetic

[TheCasu305]

I believe this...nothing for the haters to be mad about. Those who experienced near death experiences should come out and share their story. I wanna record my story but i'll watch there's first.

[wildmanchris200]

Sounds like HORSEFUCK 2 me, goddammit!

[bardude]

atheists... the lowest brand in the illuminaty scale.

[786myfist]

@bardude these people lie because whe we die we go to Hell to burn for eternity in everlasting fire and lava

[bardude]

@786myfist walla, thanx for the info :)

[sherkhan17]

this is actually pretty funny, looks like a real doc at first; however NDE is a serious subject

[TransientVisions]

WARNING: This video is 100% fake! Anyone interested in genuing NDE accounts & experiences, look elsewhere!

[G3org3Master]

It is a joke. lol. It must be.

[casenova0]

for an enthusiast, hes a bit of a shit actor. as are the rest of them ^^;

[Hillabybutterfly]

terribly bad acting

[Hillabybutterfly]

bad acting

[LanStar114]

bad acting

[8385dave]

2008 , my friends were taking me home in their dads truck, it flipped at 60 plus mph ejecting me 60 plus feet thru the air,I was air lifted to the hospital where I met my dad again in this bright room, only thing in color was his suit, he asked me to stop hanging with the group of people that I was hanging out with due to their drinking problems, including mine, I am still alive and alcohol free on three years later, ps there is a good life after death,my dad passed in 1996

[toshytosh04]

Wow..really?

[tamarasmiles]

I think these people are actors.. lol

[Reashun14]

i would like to know more about this horse xD

[Reashun14]

lmao, the horse raped me......yea

[auspwns]

i was in a car crash and had a near death experience

mine was one of feeling very cold (it was a very hot day)

i felt as if the world was moving slow as if time itself was slowing down

i felt light and didn't feel the pain caused from the crash

the feeling was simular to when your about to pass ot after drinking a shit load

[EuropeanGuy87]

I had a real near death experience, when I was 17 that completely changed my life..I cannot begging to describe how you feel, it's something beyond words.Just remember it gives me chills.. how dare these people make fun of that ? they haven't experience nor idea what they are talking about

[MrDJSlimT]

@EuropeanGuy87 chill the fuck out man, it's not like you're the only one

[EuropeanGuy87]

@MrDJSlimT True, but not many experience near death experiences in a chain. I was in a coma for 2 weeks. I saw my great grandmother I never met, also my identical twin brother I lost when I was 6 ..but the weird thing, is that I was absolutely conscious of myself and who I was even if my brain wasnt functioning... It felt like this near death experience only took about 20 minutes..but when I woke up I found out 2 weeks has passed. I couldnt believe it ! that's why i cant chill

[MrDJSlimT]

@EuropeanGuy87 Damn. I'm really sorry about that, I had no idea. And I'm being totally serious, no sarcasm.

[EuropeanGuy87]

@MrDJSlimT No problem, .... you will experience this as well one day..and you'll know what I mean.. I honestly think if everyone would experience this once in their life-time this world would be a much better place.. You get to see the world on a total different level..

[rhackin]

@jackanthem90

This video attracted you. Moron.

[rhackin]

Bad actors.

[flanaj2]

NAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY­YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[Trigun06]

I had a near death experience once, I saw the clown.

[russnlp678]

Why would you bother making this video? Is this an attempt at comedy?

[Hazlitt57]

This is a spoof against NDE's

[ringlerum]

Terrible Acting. Easy to see their lieing. No real experiences.

[Ilir7777]

seriously guys...couldn't you pay better actors? I mean horses & love... I think we are talking about cinderella here!

[koolsk8ter111]

This sucks ass, where is the real one?

[Jake4595]

RIDE ME NOW!! >=O

[DarkinRai]

eep  0,0

[AngeluaDianaaa34]

HÉy_âNÿ_güys_wAnt_to_chÂt_wìth­_mÊ

[krisleepower3]

I'm disappointed! It's like you were mocking the real thing!

[lauralovesligers]

aww i thought this was going to be real

[N0thingButTheTruth]

Horny Horse!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[msAlayna89]

@N0thingButTheTruth Hahah. I cannot watch this video without laughing now.

[talitakoomi]

I double checked and the BEST version of Ian McCormack's story is called "Ian McCormack's Testimony" and was posted by matrixcq. Enjoy!

[talitakoomi]

So I double checked, and the great, COMPLETE, version of Ian McCormack's story was posted by matrixcq on youtube and has 9 parts and is called "Ian McCormack's Testimony". Enjoy!

[talitakoomi]

Anyone looking for a REAL, and VERY INTERESTING story about a genuine near-death experience, check out Mr. Ian McCormack vids . There are several interviews with him posted on youtube, but the best by far is the dramatized version where McCormack narrates his story as an actor shows what he went thru- starting on the night that interrupted his playboy/surfer/atheist lifestyle when he was stung 5 X(!!) by box jellyfish (EXTREMELY DANGEROUS TOXIC SUCKERS!! 1 sting usually means death). Excellent!

[Joci445]

Everyone who thinks they are serious is either a troll or just fucking retarded.

[videomission]

Darn, I just wasted 2 seconds writing this message.

[JohnKyler92]

Do black people get black horses?

[netheidsoefening]

very bad actors.

[LetTheJamesBegin]

672 people met the white horse and it wanted them to ride him.

[MrCoby303]

bullshit i dont believe this crap

[Lamboman717]

This video is fucking with my head...

[filterdudefilter]

I am so looking forward to death now.... lololol

[bennydajin]

this is fake and these people are in to beastiality and are trying to discredit the real thing. more then likely they are all perverts.

[murthny]

@bennydajin it is real !!!

[GodlessViking]

@bennydajin LOL, I've heard some silly things on the internet my friend, but that allusion is viral-worthy. Make a video response and I'll post it all over the internet in advertisiing for you.

[GodlessViking]

@bennydajin LOL, yes, I think it's a joke.

[MegaCheezhead]

@bennydajin or....crazy thought here.....there comedians..... :O