I need a man

[Peppa1978]

no pumpkin???.....daz it, 4get u!!!

[screamDiNA]

lmfao ! after soo many years it got me rolling.

[xmade2last]

@screamDiNA Lmao tell me about it! i keep coming back to it for jokes

[guyanese2000]

eh gyal na worrie meh goh hook u up with one man aright LOL

[chrisluv100]

u want a man to u hard bud thats all

[chrisluv100]

u want a man to give hard bud thats all

[2011gtgyal]

lmfaooooo she is too funny and weird

[gothichick88]

she's singing a bhajan too lmao

i hope you find your 'chocolate man'

tehehehhehe

[Coolieboi252]

NOOOO trinidad jus go fuh da guyanese man

[PennyThePisser]

@sapaatshoes...

Get a f**g life, its a joke!! U need 1 big big lowlie ah ya cacahole o down ya troatpipe an u guh relax ya scunt! Keep it up Kalabattie!!

[princesspreya]

this is soo jokesss :P

[sapaatshoes]

You sound like a slut ( look it up ) You are a disgrace to east indians, Go get yourself checked for AIDS ....and you have no class..........u r a disgrace to guyanese people.....go and .... yourself

[brownsugar3354]

@sapaatshoes this isnt real. calm the fuck down.

[bayBEELiiSE]

Lmaooo ; funnnyyyy

[Lanny615]

I love our diff accents in the Caribbean. Nice video, i assume it was done in humor, Greetings from sunny Jamaica.

[SamanShitSkunt]

GYAL yuh jus come from church and this ah wah yuh talk bout..lmao

[mikalamikala01]

yo she can dance maticor oh meh muma dont worrie i dont like punkin either om namashi wa

[mikalamikala01]

yo she can dance maticor oh meh muma dont worrie i dont like punkin either

[911anil]

KALAHBATTI YOU NEED COCK BETTA!

[Cooliestyle]

@theyeary its jus a joke...nd a very funny one at that... if yuh too high class nd yuh ah get offended, dont watch em rass!

[mariamnasr123]

LMAOOO GUYANEESE 

[safeb4nine]

desperate bitch -.-

[xmade2last]

@theyeary its fake ya know

[monstar935]

Nor tor nor tor it's mor tor :p

[triniboi100]

lmao!!!!! meh jus come frum chuch! lol she desperately need one man! oh laaaawd!

[mikalamikala01]

It's so Funny lmfaoo

[BaddestCoolie96]

i single and meh love dhal rice and bhajee

[GTWarriors]

LMFAOO "meh open up fuh tek Trinidad man!" "Meh gat big bubby and big battie" ""Meh just come pan church" "Meh want wan Chaclate man" "Meh nah do Obeyah and ting" " Y me meh na mek wan cassette"

i tell u. if yall want embarassing, chek up dis banna pon utube, Ryan Semple Bubble and Wine. u gon buss u ears.

[sexaybabiee]

this is soo dumb you should get a better camera this way we could see that ugly guyanese make a fool of her self

[GtZpRiNc3sS97]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOO. This ladi dis propa funny (:

[Babygyal341]

XD this is funny!

[wickedboyzproduction]

LMFAO DHIS SHIT IS HILARIOUS SON

[andymohammed]

are you for real ????

[21ameer]

she is so funny

[babavstardelight]

haha. her face cracks mie up

hehe nawhh..

but this is funnnyyy; dis; lady madddd.

[gyghost]

keep doin ya thing granny ... nah badda wid dem hater .. dem wish dem coulda bin like u .. famous pan utube

[xNaiken]

okay im gonna tell u all ,. this is a real video , cuz the way shes talking i can tell , LOOOL DAMM SHES FUC***KED LOOOL WOW ...

[MELnSRK]

lmao did she say nor tor

[jupiterscastle]

nah believe she , she teef mi bora and baigan (balanjay) when she come back fan guyana

[sumaiya999]

i can see why you have been married twice god help you lady and god help the third one two come along bad acting

[legallypretty]

@sanswake  ur retarded...it's jokes

[sanswake]

i think u r dumb & stupid & u r a disgrace to indian guyanese also a very bad actress

[TheMandingoX]

wid a face lik da no wanda u aint got a man hahahahahah

[Mr3niboi]

omg she is my favourite guyanese too funny

[shania4041]

thank god ur all guyanesse....such a shame,

[Ni66L3Sno0oSh]

lmaoooooooo.....omg i luv ur vids

[nkcool1997]

haha lolz oh cat piss..lmfao

[bkszfin3st]

is this real or not?

[hottchica26]

@bkszfin3st lol this is fake just for fun

[dancedance99]

@hottchica26 Yes dear you got it...unlike other people

[jupiterscastle]

show me yuh big bubby gyal , i want stick mi carila between yuh big bubby

[BubblesGT]

Lmfao LOVE IT loll.

[vijaijohn23]

hahahhahahhahahahahahahah ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh madddd fuunnyyyyy

[GTprincess1920]

lol, woman keep lukin, she mad funny, bigg boobsz n battie, n dhe singing, lol

[sukh38]

Nignog slave u aint getting no man ye ugly

[andrew1113796]

mad pissssssssss

[shaladden]

lolzzzzzzzzzzzz this is so funny!!!!

big boobie and battie an ting..... hahahahah

[xXxr0cKStErxXx]

NOR TOR??

[sweetangelsm21]

too funny... meh nah do obeah lmao

[rock00065]

some people are taking this so serious anyone can see this is someone having a laugh

[guyanesebabyangel101]

omg this is like my dato puwa lolz!

(my puwa not that desperate)

[veronicasrock98]

lol shes funny

[xoNESSIEx3]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO. hahahahahhaah.\

GUYANESE TO DI FULLESTTTTTT!

[MrToyrolla]

me come from dis computa fi tell u picni and ya grand picni, NOT TO WATCH THIS VIDEO

[guyanesebabyangel101]

lol

nortor

my gosh

MEMOMMA!!

if yuh want wan man guh ah pit stop nd' lime nah

[GTprincess1920]

dam gyal...if u wan one man u shoulda dress nice an luk hot....not a gud way to get 1 man

[911guyanaese1boy]

dat lady get "big batty and bobby and thing" yal left this woman alone lol lmao

[suprazrule]

ahh wah dee ass ah guh on hey,ay yuh mudduh skunt rass clat head mad gyal.if meh ketch yuh skunt ah road one day meh beat yuh mudaa rass.yuh meed one man meh ass ketchyuh skunt ah bed !.

[satesh94]

lovely person me ass

[gtfranchise1]

so where's the funny part? it was just plain annoying

[GTzzfynest]

If it was so anoyinqq why did u watch it ?

[gtfranchise1]

OBVIOUSLY I had to watch it in order to say whether I think it's annoying or not... otherwise I would not be able to say something like that Sherlock...

[GTzzfynest]

Obviously if yue knew u wouldnt like it u could have stopped the video nd not watch it dumbass.

[gtfranchise1]

oh brother.. I can't know if I don't like the whole thing or if there were any funny parts in it at all unless I watch the WHOLE thing you fruitcake

[GTzzfynest]

fruitcake? its not worth it arquinqq wif yue.

[GuyanaBai18]

i hear laughing in the backround lol

[GuyanaBai18]

wtf lmao

[cdnbrowngirl]

this is a joke right?

[GtzSweetie]

LMFAOOOOOO ! okayy lady yuh skunt MADD ! oh dear god..tht was soo embarassing and the way your tlkinn you sooo disrespect coolie ppl okay :| like damn... this is no online bloodclaut service to find yuu a man.. when a mann see dis oh rass, look speed with dem.. buh this videeo was funny but you honestly do need HELP ! consider it..

[99bales99]

Lady, you need a miracle more then a man.

[mrogoobeer]

wha the ass is dis auntie whore problem?shut ur scunt u cock sucker. the hell u have a son did u fuck a dog?

[niceknowingu]

hahaha this is so funny man she want a man hehe

[HBK259]

o skunt auti if u na married how u get u son u rass

[mellewaters]

Oh Gaaad Auntie!!! Wuh wrong witchu?

[AnImEpRiNcEsSiSkOoL]

Aunty yuh have a good time.

Who yuh a search fa ?

Aow gyal where yuh husband gan ?

OH ME MUMMA.

LMFAOOOOO. :P

[stx0174]

uhm auntii listen suck a big chocol8 loly ...

[5p33dk1nG]

lmao anty still need a man

[TerryTheUnbrekable12]

This Site Is Not A Dateing Survice

[howiekauf]

omg that lady mad

[diana081]

wow shes stupid

[fijianboi101]

right

[CoolieCrack]

aunty yuh skunt deh gud

[smashler22]

haha...that's what my mom said...

[gtkilla143v3]

HAHAHA!

[ravindraarjun]

wow =/

[sam4uss]

dis shit izz funny

[Salisha624]

cyaaattt pisssssss , ahahahah

[bollygurl123]

omg u funny as hell gyal

[Azzo1786]

ha ha real funnny , you should make a part 3

[ashadeol]

ur the bomb man I love u! Really funnyyyyyyyyyyyy

[guyanesegold92]

gyal u should mek wun casette lollllll

idk how dem pikney can stay suh quiet while u do dah

[sonycjohn]

I want to learn this language...

[crapporacer]

lol....reminds me so much of my aunties from berbice!

[xxloveiswickedxx]

ohh cat pissss . lmao

[gtdavebai]

wah de rass big battie and bobbie

[ThaDiva718]

she geh big bobbie n battie n ting!!!! lol

[dino33nyc]

ow gal Kalabatie...mus try fah get better lighting on your video..you are so so funny...so ORIGINAL. Please dont feet offended. You rule UTube!

[BabiiGyal4lyfe]

Oh mah God i love this - your one of them guyanese that make me laugh on the internet - your my idol Lmaooo

[BabiiGyal4lyfe]

Oh meh qod meh need fi chanqe meh last name - now

[cooliedoll22]

DO u know wat kalabattie mean in hindi? (BLACK BATTIE)

[mindyuhneck1986]

just kiddin

[mvplaya555]

big bubbeee n battieeeeee lmfaaaaaaaaaao

[mindyuhneck1986]

yuh name kalabattie singh? yuh tek meh last name n yuh disgrace ahm all about.. yuh bunbattie bastard yuh!

[sunitaps]

this might be funny to alot of viewers but this woman have nothing better to do. What a disgrace.

[djjohnny4u28]

u r ugly and stupid who would want u anyways. holla

[kok3kain]

lmaoo hahahah this shit is funny...god i hope its not real "i have big boobee n back n ting" lmaooo o god

[watchitallaround]

ohh shit dis is funniiiii

ommmgggggggggggggg

holi this would be funni if a paki was sayin thisss hahahahahaha

[dino33nyc]

You are the Best..

[pinkred4u]

omg lmao

[tattoostud02]

this shit funny.

[GriffinSpirit]

lol lol lol me get big bobby and battie hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[nurseding]

meh na do obia n ting!!!! hahahahahahahaha

[turbocharged0506]

me a trini gyal...halla fuh me

[Cooliestyle]

wuts wid all da guyanese hatin? Carry yuh skunt! Iz joke...mek fuh laugh. All y'all trini ppl boring.!

[priramjosjay]

oh please someone help get a man.

[triniflavourdiva]

poor soul...........she jus want ah man

alya trini men..

she want ah chocolate one!!

lol

[icecool4]

Your a disgrace to our race. get a life

[GriffinSpirit]

give her a break she's just having some fun

[boyblue360]

this bitch need some cock!

[PS3Allan]

no trini man would want a stupid Guyanese woman like u get real

[sup4526]

omggggggggg, i just died with laughter

[shuga333]

stupid!

[MSiNDEPENDENTx]

And this is why...Guyanese people have a bad Reputation..Learn some proper english ...asap

[JeremygotTHEmotoQ]

nahh chill. this shit is hillarious.

[boredathome57]

u rass wah wan man tek me broda

[Gybaby22]

MEH WANT WAN CHOCOLATE MAN TUH!!!

[gtlovergyal]

lmfaooo diisz iisz not funii...itz hilarious...lmfaoo...

[chrisjericho4eva]

lolz she skunt think she gonna get 1 man?????? ofuckin god dis lady krack

[alooball]

This stupid lady is still on? What da rass

wrong wit she, she look like a stupid dankey.dankey take this stupid shit down, you are embarrasing yourself and the guyanese people

[GTzzfynest]

roltf lmao wooow she wah one chocolate man =] ahahahahahahahhahah

[hurricane996]

aye ur dotish foooooool stop being a idiot! stupid

[alooball]

wah de rass wrang wid this stupid woman.

[alooball]

Oh lard,help me

[guyanesprincess91]

lmfao rass,oh skunt man dat was funny"trinidad or guyanese man" lmao

[coolybwoi]

u need a man

[TRiNiVaLLeYBoY]

lmfaooo yuh like trini man 2 daz good lol

[ravie4444]

Me gat wan granfader for you. You want am he like big batiewomen.

[kOOLkRishNa1500]

fuk

[gygyul]

LMAO this is funny !

[AmiraNatasha]

gyal me ge one man fuh yuh,, me nana single!!!! dem a call am jhan cha cha and he like fuh dance

[urmanzshawty]

this video is odEE funny!! u rock kalabattie singh

[kOOLkRishNa1500]

wat fuck

[LilMiszSheena97]

wat is ur problem

[rehanaa001]

o me skunt u funny

[SimSimma3288]

oh man... listen ii got a good laugh outah dis buh plzzz plzzz plzzz dont ever do it again !!

[Shad4Yu]

yuh gaan maaaaaaro n realize yuh na geh man? da u fukin problem. n u gah be wun skunt u geh wun fukin bed aal tuh yuhself n u wan fukin share am? yuh neva know wen yuh geh wun coolie man aal yuh guh fukin do is complain how he ah drink he fukin rum n leff yuh home wid yuh fukin kids? nex time mus leff yuh numba meh wan prank caal yuh skunt n put am pon meh fukin youtube

[zzzfan1212]

Look it is what it is...and that is FUNNY. If we can't laugh at ourselves...then what...to all the HATERS out there...WE AINT WHITE...and we will never be...we may act it and we just may eat our roti with a knife and fork...But in the end ...We all know a Kalabatee in our white/brown lives.....

[OoHsOoSiNgH]

like ya kno!!!!!

[rajendranarine]

This is the bestest vediooooo I ever see in my life.We luv you Kalabatee

[rajendranarine]

Gyul get u Trini ass off youtube

[OoHsOoSiNgH]

you dumbass she is guyanese!!! not trini

[kidr1211]

your a disgrace please take this video of youtube

[X0WIK3DL0VNX0]

lmao i like dis 1

[angelica59]

Oh shit...get a life old loser!!!!!!!

[bestballa100]

yo mala this is stupid

[babyboy11431]

God damn it speak English please

[toasty3939]

LoL you funny.. Sound like a real damn old coolie woman...

[Cutieface900]

go on a damn dating service

it will help

[ltflower123]

I think you need help

[chitrabhanoo]

whats wrong wit u bitch

[babyboy11431]

Chatni ? Or Mango pickle form India Bombay , Delhi, Pune Calcutta

[starfamousx]

yoo !

dhisz shit is mad borinq.

youhh can't find a mann das why u gotta come on yuhtube ;; yahh niqqqquhsz IS FUCKINGGG GAY !

[babyboy11431]

What kind of Language this one ? Can't get any word

[americanfreak23]

it's called creolese. from the undeveloped parts parts of guyana, south america.  its a mixture of broken english and a little bit of hindi

[sh4wtycrunk]

theres no hindi in there dumbass

[americanfreak23]

are you from guyana, cause i am. it is a mixture of broken english and a LITTLE bit of hindi DUMBASS. although this lady spoke NO

hindi words i think i fucking know how the fucking language has its FUCKING roots dumbass.

if you're not from guyana do some fucking research, if you are from guyana then you are a FUCKING DUMBASS.

[sh4wtycrunk]

lol you're fuckin retarded. maybe ur from berbice or something but im from georgetown sweetheart and we dont talk that way.

[Ossammie]

LOL - coded bro LOL.

[ravjet8]

you dont need a man, you need a mental institution

[Ossammie]

don't say dat man, da lady trying to get theraphy here.

[TIGERCAT389]

FUCK U ASSHOLE