TPMtv: The First Dude Abides

[yogashot]

Dam he is hot! He looks like tim McGraw

[randyjones1988]

@yogashot Yeah, Tim McGraw wishes he was that hot. 

[ghanick]

I bet Greta got a wide on when she saw him. Yeah, she'd go down on him in a heartbeat.

[emoviebuff87]

Todd Palin probably gets beat on a regular basis

[noflizone]

@teatard

sara palin's alaska is a campaign ad subsidized by alaska taxpayers.

[rominacerati]

Todd Palin= DILF!! (6)

[60s70s80s90smusic]

some one should rape todd palin and he will have to keep the baby cuz he dont believe in no abortions

[RHINODISC1]

that hag wants his cock

[affiliate30]

How the heck this timid shy bitch gets a woman like Sarah to give him five children? He might be packing, otherwise I can't explain it.

[waarde2]

Jesus Christ, how can you not know the origins of your own nickname?

[epiksonik]

Greta is a sick combo of fox news, plastic surgery, scientology, celebrity worshipper..................ba­rf disgusting.

[lexxypexxy]

My brain cells just died.

[kirbys126]

Greta is WEIRD!

[captainbildad]

This is my favourite video of all time.

[Berialavrenti]

dude-fication of the first dudian in the land of dude by the number 1 whore-dude!

When she says 'first dude"they all start laughing---------HA HA!

DANGEROUS DUDE! hey DUDE@DUDE.COM

ITS ALONG RIDE......................LOOO­OONG RIDE!!! iNSANE LONG RIDE!

[mrpaulostrich]

That was painful

[dotbishop]

He is a man of few words......I guess opposites attract. LOL.

[Boobalopbop]

Just when I thought there couldn't be anyone dumber in that family than the Mrs.

[Boobalopbop]

What a simpleton, lol

[cwants]

what a lame interview, haha!

[MACKATTACK1970]

First Dude

First Dude

First Dude

Does Anyone watch Fox entertainment and news that has an IQ above 80?

[MACKATTACK1970]

This interviewer is a moron and the first dude is s an idiot!

[trapp313]

HE IS FIRST DUDE, SHE IS SAG MOUTH

[sonyavsystem]

Todd Palin belonged to a terrorist organization in Alaska.

The "Alaska Freedom Party" was an anti-American political party that sought the destruction of the United States of America, and the sucession of the state of Alaska.

The leader of the Alaska Freedom Party got blown up to shit during a botched explosives deal.

Sarah Palin got porked by a terrorist.

[sonyavsystem]

Sarah Palin even gave speeches to the Alaska Freedom Party telling them to "keep up the great work".

America first my cunt.

[theamazingmistern]

Look, it's the Wasilla Hillbillies! Between the Palins and the McCain Girls, it's no wonder McCain lost...

[itsjustme2919]

I think hes just shy. Im shy I dont say a whole lot around strangers people think Im dumb. Im just uneasy around strangers and getting asked questions. Is that a problem? No. If the cameras were gone Im sure he would be a different person.

[capoman1]

This is so funny, the FIRST DUDE "Todd's fine" is a MALE BIMBO LOL!!! People say I look just like this guy, check my videos, but don't comment that I look like the JACKASS!

[fpathloosser86]

Greta looks like a drag-queen!!!!

[Eaglesfaninca]

Why is Greta talking to him like he is a little kid?

"How fast do you go on this thig? Does the Governor know you're doing that?"

He seems even less intellectual than she is? If that's possible? Embarassing

[ixiiioviii]

Funny, he's not wearing a skirt.

[codpiece75]

i actually feel sorry for todd palin that he had to suffer through this "interview."

[bbjb19]

go cry in a corner gtf over it

[GameTheorist2015]

It's funny, when i was a kid i always thought of liberals as being these gentle, open-minded and kind-spirited people, and conservatives as being hateful, closed-minded and prejudice, because that's what popular culture portrayed. Thanks in part to people like you folks, it didn't take me long to figure out that reality is exactly the opposite.

[jamaljamal85]

What an articulate intellectual giant!

[herringfly]

Yes indeed. Like the articulate comment you left recently on a vid by a twelve year old girl - "Hot little slut needs dark meat now!!!!!!!!! " ?

Very intellectual.

[jamaljamal85]

The video says she is 19, you fucktard okie!

[bbjb19]

what is a fucktard???? i find it hard to believe ur black, i think ur just some honkey trying to rep some hood which the only hood u reppin is the hoodie u wearin, bitch ur not black quit tryin to be

[herringfly]

bbjb19

I came to the same conclusion - he's a wee white hoodie-wearing pervert, pretending to be black.

[jamaljamal85]

shut the f-u-c-k up you skank.

[herringfly]

Anyone that cares to look at it can clearly see she is a little girl, you pervert.

[jamaljamal85]

Well, the little ho uses the f word and mentions she has oral sex in her "R" video. And she is registered at age 20. So FUCK YOU HERRINGFLY!

[nhbright]

This woman makes money for this kind of reporting? He seems to overlook her superficial questions.

[CAguymasc]

A fool and a tool - two idiots

[hhsgrad1988]

I love seeing First Lady Michelle Obama going to local schools and speaking to children and giving commencement speeches at college graduations. Plus her other projects like supporting military families makes me proud. Does anyone with any sense really believe this hillbilly has the mental capacity to do what Michelle does on a daily basis? I doubt he has any idea that the position she is in has real responsibilities. Imagine him in the WH. He probably thinks he can just kick back.

[maddtapes]

douche bag.

[kittenkilla123]

Thank god Sarah didnt make it, maybe we will be lucky and within 4 years she will self implode.

[Boobalopbop]

Wow... What a dullard. Looks like he's as stupid as Palin but at least he doesn't run off at the mouth like a moron.

[XSanXPatriciosX]

So... awkward....

[HouseSpiderAnon]

Wow, moar in depth reporting from Faux News and the cult of $cientology's crack journalist, Greta VanSusteren.

[MarijuanaGood4U]

this guy is so lucky. he gets to bang the hottest poon in the U.S. beliee dat!

[steveoah]

When we are taught to write in school, we are taught not to repeat ourselves; and for good reason.

[JFLD8]

Todd Palin is so HOT!

[johnnyboy562]

Fuck this guy Jeffrey Lebowski is THE dude

[ccon7279]

Wow...what a facinating interview. Im not American but this interviewer must be highly respected....(NOT)

[Okaygo1]

what a fascinating interview....

greta is an annoying bitch with a whiny voice, the "first dude" is about as lively as a pile of moose shit. i guess he still gets to give the business to his hot wife, so he's got that going for him.

[hhn1000]

Would have been so much better than Biden. Heard today that Biden is in "hidin'." Hasn't been seen or heard in awhile. ;-)

[dave98503]

Thank you Greta and the First Dude, you are my true heros in life.

[GimyGimyGimy]

Someone should tell him the goatee went out in '93

[emilyanile]

but he still looks good

[kennitube]

Thank you America you didn't elect these jokers to the white house

I am happy you elected adults such as Barack Obama and Joe Biden

[SarahPalinGOP2012]

If Todd were a real man, he would have bent Greta over a snow machine and show her how a real man makes love to a scientologist

[znotty]

you`d have bend her over so you wouldn`t have to look at the head.

[SimonPeter168]

the best part is when she's like do you like being called the first dude and he's goes uh it's ok and greta's like oh, it's just ok? it's like the scene in office space when the bobs are talking to michael bolton and he says call me mike and their like oh. it's the same emotion in both.

[plpfctn2007]

jesus christ he's as dumb as a bag of hammers.

[somewhatlongdong]

When the cameras were turned off, Greta got on her knees and showed why she really wanted to visit the Palin house.

[pittedthighs]

I met GVS on a spot news story - if she really did drop to her knees, I'm sure The Dude's 'dude' would shrivel up and tuck itself inside his scrote.

[GomerDose]

First Dude = Leg Hanger

[kten2006]

Gretta wants Todd.

[Dacktyl]

Wow Gretta! Such scintillating interviews with the "First Dope!" That ol'crooked-face Repug tool should have just put her lips around his little dude and did for that dummy what Monica did for Bill. Faux News is pathetic. That God we finally have a president we can be proud of. Now disappear back under the cracks, ignorant Palin family.

[sagetology]

That reporter is a Douche.

[cliffbattles]

Gov Palin is a moron, yet Todd is even more of a moron, and that reporter is maybe a small level above him.

Of course, not saying a whole lot...he is ranked right below a dolphin.

[d0gan1]

ha ha, just thought about this:

Bet he imagines Tina Fey late some nights...

I know, that's awful. Sorry.

[broadbent48]

:-))

[d0gan1]

jaymee

You just kill me. Why wasn't I laughing my ass off when your boy George got in.

What is this 'implosion' you speak of & why are you laughing about it again? Besides us believers being so naive and all...

FYI, we don't think it's the 2nd coming actually, more like 'of the people'.

[tomm2thumbs]

first 'dude' or first 'duh'

[tomm2thumbs]

an Alaskan doorknob

[dashunderscoredash]

Wow, that guy's got the personality of a doorknob.

[HylianSpirit]

Mr. Personality right here folks.

[CitizenGatsby]

Wow... Riveting!

[sethdonut]

Greta Van Susteren seems to be a tad starstruck when addressing this dude.

[reednj15]

I never knew how dumb greta was until this -- a dumb blonde version of Bill O'Reilly.

[themaltesebippy]

Enough of this creepy family OF MORONS!

[gun15509]

Thank you themaltesebippy! Thank God Obama won! I got so sick of hearing stuff like mavericks, first dude, betcha, we're Alaskans, Joe the plumber all that bullshit! The moment Sarah said, she can see Russia from her house, the McCain campaign should have dropped her ass from the ticket and spare this country from the Palins Reality show.

[broadbent48]

I love your bluntness-

delicous!

[lovehockey64]

No they shouldn't have dropped her. I wanted her there to help Obama win.  If she runs again in 2012 he'll get re-elected for sure.

Even though I think that they are a couple of bears short of a six pack their lifestyle of hunting and fishing is a lot like the lifestyle of many of my fellow Newfoundlanders. That being said most people that I talked to around here thought she was a complete nut.

[seintzeit]

wow he is major trash

[RevGreen]

First Douche..........the shadow Governor of Alaska and the AIP........eat crow right-wing Christian wackos.....

[AAceo]

Wasilla hillbillies looting Neiman Marcus from coast to coast

[racer7nevercrashes]

Wow, I was told this guy was even dumber then Palin, but I found that hard to believe. I see that it's true. This "First Dude" is really that influential in Palin's politics? Geez, we really dodged a bullet!

[Catfish365]

How terrible!

[neilious01]

wow! they really mined the depths of human emotion in that interview.. now excuse me, I need a Valium to calm my excitement

[Littletourniquet]

I love you.

[taitstreet]

yh they said todd palins secret service name is "driller" apparently bill clintons not using it anymore haha

[atlien1980]

he s fucking HOT, if i was mrs palin i would be riding his C---k instead of wasting time with john McBush

[onyxorb19]

OBAMA 08!

[acinodras]

This makes me understand why Elvis shot TV's.

[PeaceChick07]

What the heck is a first dude? Greta has a crush on Sarah!

[mikemandrake]

Greta....what a filthy whore. Shamelessly sticking her tongue way up the first dude's ass. Sorry Greta, he'd probably rather fuck his huskies.

[jlab]

Fuck you Todd Palin...try to get me fired you IDITAROD FAG. If Todd had it his way we'd all be the DOGS on his personal sleigh doing the mushing (hard work) while he beats the shit out of us. We're not DOGS you FUCKTARD. Take you're pussy GOATEE and scrub my asshole with it after I shit you piece of scum sucking shit. First Dude HAH! I SAY IT TO YOUR OIL SUCKING ASS KISSING FAGGOTY ASS FACE... FIRST BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!OIL WHORE

[Cyclerosis]

jlab,since this is a forum for public opinion on posted videos,I'll state mine.We don't know each other,but I sense you have serious social and anger issues.You may,in fact,be bi-polar and in need of medication.The video that heads this discourse is an opinion of someone devoid of the intellect to state fact,and instead,is filled with inappropriate metaphorical reference to people possessing demonic personalities,like you!Go back to school and get a GED,you'll feel better about yourself.

[Cyclerosis]

Actually jlab,I was referring to one of the videos in your repoirtoire of videos.This video is certainly not flattering and was intended to be this way to portray Todd in a negative way.Course if you ARE Wooten,as you ambiguously assert in your post,you probably don't care how the media can twist reality to suit the point attempting to be made.

[hotrainrider]

Todd didn't compete in the Iditarod. He won the the Iron Dog, which is a snowmobile race. Or "snow machine" as they call it in Alaska.

[grazzellian]

Bwahahahaha! But in all seriousness, I feel sorry for the man. I think he's really caught in the headlights. He married a VILE AND EVIL WOMAN. I never mock the afflicted. Todd seems a guy in need of help. Let's not disable the guy any futher. McCain should be ashamed of himself, exposing the nation to such ridicule

[0124529536]

wow huh LOL . chck out my profile for more vids. M

[swaimb]

OHH Dude! Fuck a Duck, I mean wolf or bear yeah, whatever dude.

[swaimb]

lol! I can't remember. Alright. Whatever dude. Got any more pot dude? Cool dude. Um um. yeah fun cool dude. It is. you gonna hit that? Greta when was the last time you got high dude?

[swaimb]

Hey dude got any pot? Greta is such a tool.

[sparklerocks]

OMG, POOR GUY he is so out of his element

this guy is a NO BRAIN DUDE

no wonder the NO BRAIN WIFE runs things

he is like a FISH OUT OF WATER

i can see the white house now

the oval office covered in dead animals stuffed on the wall and draping the furniture GO BACK TO ALASKA "DUDE" (POOR GUY)

[I3randon27]

Van Susteren does him a disservice, and is certainly no comedian. I'm sure if she asked him about his AIP secessionist beliefs he wouldn't be so awkawrd and out of his element.

[Jjazzter]

Hahahah

[2355113235]

l i'm feeling naughty at the moment m

[Publicsafetydude]

To bad the first dude wont be in the white house, nor his dumb twat of a wife!

[Publicsafetydude]

what a fuckin piece of shit!

[m633nq]

first dufuss

[m633nq]

palin, ur not elected to any official office stay out of alaskas biz you freakin moron. you are a civilian

[Karmalize]

easier to watch than the full interview but just as cringe-worthy

[broadbent48]

He is completely a non-intellectual with his

one-worded answers. Cute, but boring.

[Dealyplaza]

According to that ethics investigation he should be called the "first bitch". He's a back-stabbing, meddling little douche.

[Xanubi]

LOL poor Todd. That lady needs to STFU and quit calling him first dude.

[zack7787]

First Dude and the Mavrick!

[goliath6666]

weird son of a bitch

[gnomerroamer]

And I bet he'd be a cool GUY to hang with, all outdoorsy and whatall. I'll bet he's even voting Obama, cuz he's obviously so wound up inside because of his passive aggressive, condescending retard of a wife and her crowd of Fox News friends drooling over them. But definitely a likely brokebacker, if you know what I'm sayin Todd. It's okay Todd, like your wife says, it's just a choice. But you can CHOOSE to put her to sleep any time man. The country will pardon you for sure!

[gnomerroamer]

I was kind of expecting the big payoff at the end when he just bursts out,

"Alright FUCK IT! Shut yer mouth, quit talking. Quit calling me DEWD ya freakin moron. Oh my Eskimo God, will you please shut up...no, no, I won't calm down. You seriously need to STFU, get back on your plane, and get the **** off my property."

"Okay, okay, we're cool....aren't we DOOOOD?"

"I'm getting the dogs."

[nikitabananaz69]

STOP SAYING FIRST DUDE, can't you tell he is totally annoyed by you Greta!!! Wow, this is the most pathetic and retarded interview ever.... I hate Greta Van Sustren and Todd Palin is an idiot! Jeeezzusss .... they are lame!

[antiiraqwar]

what an awkward interview!

fisrt dude first duuude firste diudde feerst duuuuuuuuuude heee duuuuuuuude, fierst duuuuudd

moose and kariboe. end of interview!

dangerous

[antiiraqwar]

greta van susteren is a scientology slet!

[MACKATTACK1970]

Fox News - Journalism at it's best?

Todd Palin - Mensa member?

[MACKATTACK1970]

Is Todd 'First Dude'? or was his best friend and former business parnter 'First Dude'?

Was his buddy 'First Dude' when he plowed Todd's wife?

This trailer park trash should get lost, we can't have them near the white house.

[antiiraqwar]

imagine double penetration with todd in the ass and the other guy in the vagina, so i guess he was second dude!

[SimonPeter168]

you can tell that van sustren totally wants the first dude. it's kind of pathetic in a way.

[viclam]

he is even dumber than Sarah....he can't even say a entire sentance with more than 3 words

[BarackforPresident]

The first dude said previous governors have relied on their wives for advice and there shouldn't be a double standard for Alaska's first female governor. Whahahah, lame...

[HorriblyConfused]

Furthermore, it looks like the curtains match the drapes. To the overweight and/or simple folk squished between our coasts: what I mean is the husband seems to be a good match with his wife.

To people who dislike the intellectual elite*; perhaps taking a pragmatic approach might be the way to go on this one. Going with a gut feeling might be tricky with three cheeseburgers in there.

*Look up elite in the dictionary, you may be surprised to learn that it is not a bad thing.

[HorriblyConfused]

This is the reason I only read the news. Greta is a re-re, no offense to real ones. I think the fact that this was the premise for a news block is more embarrassing than the actual interview.

[ahhshootme]

GOT MILK? hidden camera!

[rcpinto55]

Wow..what a surprise that the biggest cocky moron to ever to achieve national status has husband who is'nt a Mensa member! But did'nt she graduate from five colleges in six years??? I for one can't wait to see what the press unearths about this fraud after the election, and Sarah heads back to the "toothless meth capital of Alaska" as one Alaskan republican described Wasilla. McCain/Palin...a flat out national disgrace. Digusted with republicans in NH...Rich

[flcadam]

guy has the personality of a brick

[paperplanessss]

todd certainly is a man of many words! btw how many time is she going to mention the word "dude"???? god this is embarassing

[spartarheel]

This was very irritating to watch!

[Yryr1999]

MAJOR BUMMER.

This is the first time I've heard him speak, and, quite frankly, I'm a bit disappointed. I imagined his personality being a little more refined and interesting. I guess now I can see why he just stands and smiles like the ditzy trophy-husband that he is.

[Runepriest442]

Todd says: "As a first Dude.....How do you rate me?! ok ok ok Mutton Chops or Goatee? .....Nope Kill yerself!

You know they had a point....I think BOTH!"- Todd Spingo- Mom and Dad Save the Planet.

Scary indeed.

[blueguise23]

This whole Palin/McCain charade is not funny.

These are American lives John McCain is playing with...NOT FUNNY. VERY SERIOUS.

MCCAIN/PALIN = AN AMERICAN DISGRACE

[purplesf]

FOX: "After she gave her speech what did you say to her?"

TP: "It was a great speech"

FOX: "And she said?"

TP: "Oh you know, thanks"

Riveting

[purplesf]

cringe, cringe, cringe

[broadbent48]

I would have given him a BJ out there in the woods while he was lookin at Russia.

He's cute, stupid, but cute.

[Craig21029]

LOL

[Grudgeman]

lol U would've too? hmm I thought I was the only one who found Todd Palin attractive. but ur right He's stupid. But cute. which is a Good element amongst certain Adults

[hankfletcher]

You've got to respect Fox's dedication to creating equal opportunities. Not a lot of tv stations will give a chance to a mentally retarded reporter.

[freaginA]

republicans vote for any idiot who shares their hobby. I'm a hunter vote for me!!!

[TheAssaultOnReason]

Wow this looks like an awkard first date where you can tell the guy lost a bet. What a waste of airtime. Ask him if he wants alaska to secede? Country first!

[victoria59]

Poor Fucker ! It must be horrible watching the one you love driving driving a train into an inevitable wreck. Their lives will never be the same after the wheels finally fall off the Failin Palin Express! Jump Todd Save your self!!!

[OTVIIIClear]

make that 1:58

[OTVIIIClear]

cotton mouth at 1:47

[ambientdiscord]

gold medal uncomfortable interview awards

[riskman108]

First Dude? Can Fake News get any dumber?

[waytooambitious]

1. If his spouse became Vice President, he'd be Second Gent.

2. Van Sustern is flirting heavily; her crush is too obvious.

[mbss28]

that was dumb, now I know why sarah is with him..she is an aggressive controling bitch married to a passive pushover...a perfect match.

[nickblain18]

god that was very annoying, dude, i mean seriously dude. this shows the stupidity of Fox news and how narrow mind they are.

[bluepoolboy]

This is the most pointless informationless thing I've ever seen. This Dude is worthless.

Palin; nobody's home upstairs.

[stuckatseven]

Check out my Todd parody above!

[ciannima]

Trailer trash spouse of the proposed Vice President! Simple!

[LOLMAN22]

Fox news...

[PRThatRocks]

I would"t let the 'First Dude' change the oil in my snow mobile, Dude.

[741236985pp7]

Dude, this is pathetic journalism....Todd seems like a fine DUDE, and Greta is a complete joke.

OBAMA 08

[fireonice233]

I love the first dude..either one of two things, he thinks those questions are really stupid and is just making Greta look like an ass or he has an IQ of a doorknob..!!

[1000thmonkey]

ummmmm.... that was journalism?!

[3stoogesr1]

Fox News Breaking Story! Todd Palin is pussy-whipped! Sarah carries around his balls in her purse! The only time he's allowed to speak is when she says so, which he then utters the words "YES DEAR"!

[rachel245]

Quality journalism!

[davevanfunk]

Greta and Todd are WAY more equally matched than Sarah and Charlie. The only spark of cleverness here is Veracifier's title. Come to think of it, Jeff Lebowsky would have been a lot more entertaining.

[dirtysa99]

This guy has no education and can't answer any questions. What a disgrace! Dumbass of the year award. "First Dude". Wow...education is very important in this family.

I saw the whole interview...just...WOW!