Jeff Dunham - Ahmed the dead terrorist (Achmed)

[djparnate]

NOT FUNNY 1 BIT

[xGreenFreakox]

Hello i am Lindsay Lohan!

[MrBOBSMARLEY]

38 people are terrorists

[kkkbored]

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL WATCH JINGLE BOMBS LOL btw i love a girl called leah SILENCE i kill YOU!

[nagsyy]

37 are not silence :(



[MuSIkiSCoOl12]

Achmed is the funniest dead terrorist ever in my life!!!!!!!!!!hahahaha

[fortziii]

Jeff Dunham should now have a new dummy puppet, it will be introduced as former boss of Achmed the Dead Terrorist, Osama the Very Dead Terrorist hehehe

OSAMA BIN DEADZ!!!

[cooperdude2009]

Could someone help me make a subtitle for this video? plzz!!!

[meeeralsaedi]

@mYemotiOnZ i totally agree with you all you mentioned were correct and in it's place thank u. I have nothing to say coz you said everything was in my mind so I have nothing to say but thanx

[xxxxHACKEDxxxx]

SIELENCE I KILL YOU

[beatfreaks10]

awesome!!!!

:D

[mYeMotiOnZ]

@AveCosgriff islamic ideology,.?? wht the hell,.?!?? hve u learn bout islam b4,.?!? dude let me tell somthin,if u dont knw bout what ur deal now,.dont say a crap! ur jst judge somethin wth ur lacking-knowledge,islam is a relligion not an ideology! making a joke about religion is not relevant,.wht ever the reason is.,

[xXLoneBlackRoseXx]

What's wrong with Islam? While you men go ahead a argue about that, I'd like to keep my head out of a burqa!

[courtney1856]

"at first I thought it was because I used up all my minutes." "thats too bad.' "its okay I took that verison bastard with me!" lol

[stephenaleitner]

hilarious

[AveCosgriff]

Islamic ideology is the evil thing people hate & fear~ The religion is only a small coverup part of it that is meant to deceive both good muslims and non-muslims.

This slit is a funny way to deal with a horrible ideology.

[AveCosgriff]

Islamic ideology is the evi thing people hate & fear~ The religion is only a small coverup part of it that is meant to deceive both good muslims and non-muslims.

[stpahd]

lmao!!!!

[ritahallak1]

lmaooooo thats all i got to say!!!!!!

[66byeful]

Each person will be judged according to what Allah gave them to work with, how they used it and what they intended to do with it.

As regards the actual "Judgment Day" - Allah tells us that everything we are doing is being recorded and not a single tiny thing escapes from this record.

God could have put everyone in their respective places from the very beginning, but the people would complain as to why they were thrown in Hell without being given a chance. so That is why the test is fair.

[DouchebagComments]

SILENCE. I KEEL YOU!

[TheLightOfWord]

I do not know the reason for extreme hatred of Islam! You all know that Islam is the latest and best religion . are you read or listen to Quran! Why we depend on the media in everything! the media is one of the washes our minds to adapt our thinking. Why we did not ask ourselves Why Islam is striker? Why Islam is the best food for dirty tongues? Why it was portrayed as a religion of terrorism! watch?v=tNQ1Y6ndkqg watch?v=ZExuGqq0_5w&feature=re­lated What do you feel?

[salmonmanred]

@TheLightOfWord that, my friend, is opinion

[randomguy225]

@TheLightOfWord Islam is the best religion? Don't you think we should all entitled to our opinions. Just because you have the "latest" religion doesn't make it the best.

[codbeast54]

What kind of terrorist? A terrifying... TERRORIST!!! LOLOLOLOLOL

[LadySierraSays]

Awesome , hella funny !!!! LMAO

[catjesus]

Not all muzlims are terrorists,

but all terrorists are muzlims.

[drfaa]

@catjesus you're worng on the second point. not all terrorists are muslims either. Should I remind you of Timothy McVeigh, IRA, FLQ, Basque Mounvement etc to name just a few with other religions affiliation.

[TarikuKunn]

@catjesus Terrorism is forbidding in Islam, and any terrorist is not welcomed in Islam.

All terrorists are missguided and not educated people that live in villages.

[mYeMotiOnZ]

@catjesus Not all israelian/american peopple are murdered  but all murdered are israelian/americans!

killing a baby,slaughter a kids,bombed the town,rapped their freedoms,occupied their lands,making a disaster,destroying their homes,(palestine/irak/afghanis­tan etc,

wht the real meaning of terrorist it self?!?

[MissRenesmeeBlack]

What was the last thing you saw?

My ass

Ahaha

Walter told me to say that

[Paintballegend]

Is it just me or is Ahmed's right arm broken, it looks like its attached a little behind the shoulder part

[MissRenesmeeBlack]

I Kill you (squeaky voice)

A - C - Flem

[Xxbeautifulnativgirl]

OoO  lawl

[206midnightcharlie1]

I KILL U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ALL

[QoolEntent]

I keel yew!

[vasosfromcyprus94]

Allooooooooo!! I'm Lindsey Lohan!!

LMAO!!!

[ramdanej]

yes hahahah

[bombdizznizzles]

that is funny

[yoruichixichigo]

I SAW FLYING CARPARKS~

[kabo0m]

suicide hotline! lol

[MyStalker69]

i love it...

[MyStalker69]

SILENCE!!!!!I KILL U!

[resi417]

its freekin fuunny I LOVE IT

[rbmproductions101]

Some of his jokes he makes from past apearences like the one about mr. Hurricane lol achmed is HALARIOUS!!!!!

[MevBaig]

LMFAO !

this never gets boring for meee hahahaa

[narutoshippudenfan10]

funny as hell

[Botev1912Botev]

Ached xD

[crazyvideosman]

ELLO INFEADELL ALALALALALALALAAAA

[jasonmraz1fanclp]

Jeff has been around for about 6 years. Not from AGT

[jdfreak95]

ya thats terry fater from AGT!

[Ilkicka]

It's Soooo funny!!!! <3

[CESARCESAR1]

is fucking funnyyyy

[joewii827]

LMAO at 5:43 HELLOO I AM LINDSAY LOHAAN

[fasterkillpussycat2]

did anyone know if Jeff Dunham won America's got talent? was that where he started? could someone tell me?

[tiabbzz]

I luv ahmed, but maybe he's a TINY bit racist, yeah?

[iComment2k9]

Achmed* is not a tiny bit racist - its jeff dunham. and its hilarious

[sekollong]

fuck u masoood!

wen u gonna die?u gonna swim at fire aLL the tym asshoLe,

[HockeySeanX]

hes really good at this but its not very funny

[zouzou101100]

this is so funny

[abolkor]

fuck islam .....quran is shit!!

[mayrooo1]

you are shit

[masoood]

FUCK u and ur religion

u pce of shit juwish peop

who is the Terrorist we or u jewish people

who made the altars in pelestine and killed the childern And displaced children and let hem live with out famile mother fukr

[rcbang14]

oi dats racist..

[KaOssis]

And Micheal Jackson didn't win against Death, and you can put that in you're next scetch, or else I'll Kill You, looool!

[MrCoolyboy111]

He does the same thing every single time dude do something else!

[putzmitt3l]

nedei da 4ete6 tova! sled kato ve4e go pro4ete go prati na koment na 10 klipcheta Ina4e maika ti shte umre... mn sory

[MrBentley61]

All Jew Zionist Propaganda

Watch " The Arivals "

and ENDGAME very important!!!!

[harmor515]

Silence ! I kill YOU! LoL funny but arab's is good guy's!

[habanina1]

oooo

[chuancha32]

lol this video is the best video!!!!

jajajajajjaja i can't stop laughin!!!!

wahahahaha

[AnimalisticMaggot]

I am a Muslim and this video is not offensive,not unless ur a terrorist.Have a sense of humour for gods sake and stop making other muslims look bad who actually do happen to have a brain.

[CymruAlteran]

lol brill

[katastrasno11]

ahmed rocks

[Axl207]

achmed

[Iloveedward4ever]

omgod! Leave Achmed alone! Fuck the hell off.

[9aswaa]

طريقة حذف المقطع بالفرنسية : اضغط على signaler ثم اختر contenant violent ou incitant la haine__ apologie dela haine ou de la violence ثم اختر في الاسفل religion ثم الملاحظة çe video grandir la violence et la haine ثم ضغط على signaler cette vidéo .نحتاج الى 50 صوتا لحذف الفيديو المسيء للاسلام والرسول عليه السلام جزاكم الله خيرا .

[9aswaa]

اذا اردتم مسح الفيديو المسيء للاسلام والرسول عليه الصلاة والسلام 1- اختر Flag 2-ثم من القائمة اختر التالي: Hateful or abusive content ثم Promotes hatred or violence 3-ثم من القائمة اللى تحتها religion 4- والملاحظة Speeches calling for hatred and terrorism ثم Flag this viodeo

[Merfacee]

ahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahah­aha

[kamaac]

hee wth did he do.

why did he sad allah dammit.

that stupid man.

i am an moslim and that was not funny.

[anpe1001]

If you're a muslim, then learn to spell it proper first.

[Maribel129]

its so funny!!! i can't stop laughing!!!! hahaha!! =D

[truemetal4ever]

hahahahhahaha ive seen these a 1000 times and i cant stop laughing :Dhahahhaha

[deathrowb2k]

"hold on something is backwatds"..lol

[daretodreamdaretofly]

hello im linsley lohan lol its so lol when achmed say dat

[mojgoihipunrfcviledu]

Good eavening............INFADEL.

WHAT THE HELL HEAPEND TO MY FEAT....SON OF BITCH.

NOW THIS IS COMEDY GOLD!!!!!!!!

[ShadeNBG]

Ok how about i kill the juice...No...Im kidding would not kill the jucie, no, iw ould toss the peny between them and watch them fighting to the death... 6:14

[ShadeNBG]

is there some kind of model or something...no we are searching for some idiots with no future... :D

[zarrap99]

locacionn locacion locacion

[zarrap99]

the best ever lol in feldel

[ShadeNBG]

helllllooooo... im lindzi lohan ROFLMAO xD

[sergeantfan]

Wait that means I can have my 72 virgins! Are you my virgins? I HOPE NOT! LMAO

[ShadeNBG]

best pupet ever seen xD

silence i keel u ROFLMAo

[Liida01]

he is the coolets puppets out of them all ! I LOVE HIM lol he's the coolets terrorist ever xDD lolz go Achmed

[MrsWitwer]

this never gets old.

[loharoxkewlsox]

"I KILL YOU!!!" im tleling u achmed my new bf i LOOOOVE him so frekin much!!! B-)

[xXmucahidxX123]

SILENCE! ill KILL YOO! HAHA SO FUNNY

[bav15gmbd]

Too Funny

[bav15gmbd]

funny crap

[fatdude12345678]

is that walter he scares the crap out of me hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahaha

[TENNISGIRL1697]

i kill u !!! haha

[ThatPsycoticChild]

Silence! I Kill You! *evils* XD MAN THAT'S FUNNY!

[acdcmyu21]

Silence! I KILL U! lol

[Summer1328]

LMFAOOOO I KILL U

[cmj17435]

dont make me kill ur ass for a klondike bar

[DAISYGIRLY411]

OMG!!! i love ahmed! he is sooo freakin funny....!!!!!!!

this guy is genius!!!

scilence i killl u!!!

[platwnstheory]

just awesome!!!!!i love it!!

[zearo333]

jeff: how do u spell ur name

Achmed: a c phlemckkkkkkk

[tabascochance]

I love the name pronounciation and spelling part!This is the funniest thing I have seen in a long time.Jeff Dunham is awesome!

[vid3ogamejunkie]

I just say him live and I just about pissed myself

[manalshaito]

i love this video

[reapersk8er8]

ha ha ha!!!

[Pokemaster2297]

You racsit bastard! LOL

[missdoona]

that guy is genious :)

[ChocoMarshy12]

ur a bich

[bigmexboy]

you are. a bitch

[tisvana18]

"Are you kidding? I'd kill you for a Clandike bar."

[lancage10]

Lol Klondike bar?

[PrincessTika21]

Just like I sad at the other's

I love your Achmed ...

Silence I kill you....LOL

I did laugh to death.

success to you Jeff!!

P.S This is my favor

Much love FA.

[lenesenoljeppesen]

LOL - I simply love this video

[u8myfood]

lol i love that knock knock part......and his eyebrows are damn cute the way they move

[PeekAhBooxP]

Love itt

[Roseypink17]

ahmed is sooo funny!silents i kill u!lol =D

[Whighty26]

this is legend

[Tehrani72]

looool

[jbkid97]

hahahahaha

it's so funny

[fifaking01]

shit

[lollipopgal1998]

knock knock, whos there? me i kill u.lol

[redhairasian]

yea thats a good one

[LAsoccerLA]

clay aiken lmao!!!

[Riley123234]

this owns

[equidnarojo]

you spelled it wrong in the title! it's supposed to be spelled A-C-Phlem-M-E-D

[redhairasian]

he changed it already

[nicjjluvr]

at 3:00 to 3:42 is f--king funny

[cchazombies90]

I LOVE IT!!!

[nicjjluvr]

you races basterd!lol

[NevbieX]

-Your all a bone...! -It's just a flesh wound... LOL!!

[petalnose]

silence i kill u lol

[JahalomSjachor]

stop touching meee! ;D

[Dballer97]

are u guys crazy ill kill u for a klidik bar 9:54

[highshooter993]

god dam it i mean ala dam it silence i kill u

stopppppppppp touching meeeeee

[kurdish0princess]

I LOVE IT loool its tooo much lool

[mickaelboustani]

SILENCE!!!!!!!!! i kiill you

[thelovleyguy]

hahahahaha

[afghandtectiv22]

funny terorrist.i just hope Osama doesn't get a hand 2 him.Silence Lol.

[xMirrorImagex]

No, it's Achmed. He spells the first two letters out.

[kujhac]

Jeff Dunham is brilliant.

[chaqueluvsu]

wat a jok3???

[rosycroixjess]

oh my word!!! hahahahahahahahaha

[Emogirlrock14]

Hahaha:::)

[HliasHraklis]

SILENCE..

I kill youuuuuuuuuuuu !!!

[briontube]

The Clay Akin 1 turned out 2 be tru. lol

[0Cindrum0]

i have a mum

[vilmon01]

so fucking funny waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[la420]

Not funny... one bit.

[AznHobo911]

(achmed)"is that walter?"

(jeff dunham)"yea"

(achmed)"holy shit! hey scares the crap out of me!please dont put me back in the same suitcase"

(jeff dunham)"why"

(achmed)"he has gas!"

[xxxxxcazxxxxx]

2:14

Bahaha :D

[loveBenjiM]

that was halarus

[1111hella1111]

STOP TOUCHING ME!!!!!!

Hahahaha Lol

[rampersad109]

Silence i kill u ROFL!!

[crazydigger7]

-knock-knock

-who's there?

-me i kill u!!

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[GUNZPWNERKILLSAGAIN]

but your dead.. no im not?!?!?!

[GUNZPWNERKILLSAGAIN]

im a terrorist.... what kind of terrorist? a scary one =p

[GUNZPWNERKILLSAGAIN]

my friend showed me this its dead funny :p

[sculze]

lol it's a flesh wound

[Toyloy1234]

i hate political correctness

[eyeheartparamore]

i never get tired of this. still makes me rofl xox

[b18c4]

silence i kill u....should we be afraid....?yes....