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  • "I got through the onions and didn't cry - which I think is pretty manly..........." *SNORT* -laughing my arse off.

  • This guy must of not had a good child hood or had a women beat him up or somthing.

  • @AnnaTFan and you must be a jelly women right?

  • @be9easy3 yurp

  • Best human being to ever exist.

  • HES WEARING SUNGLASSES.

    There covering his eyes?

    I swear this guy's a freakin moron.

  • so is he saying that crying is... wrong? lol crying is actually healthy

    :D this dudes a fucking retard... I'm literally on the floor laughing my ass off

  • Says the foot fucker

  • Humans are just retarded and shall not even be here. We destroy the world man. Its annoying that we do. Wtf you say men made all in this world. Yeah thx for killing the nature assholes

  • @DarkForceCastle: Men have built modern civilization. If you don't like then put down the laptop that a male engineer probably designed. Seriously. Shut. The. Fuck. Up. I mean, c'mon Alan Turing's brilliant mathematical mind came up with the first concept for a computing machine. Humans are not retarded. We're greedy. That's why we're still using fossil fuels when we can turn our own shit into energy and supplement it with solar power. Get a fucking clue.

  • @LTS1287 Oh yeah? Why dont you Stfu and listen? Do you think that pc makes the nature bad? no its running on energi dumbass, but cars and other stuff does not run on energi and thats what they should run on! And do you think we are greedy? Ok fine its soo greedy to use a bomb on Herasim and Nagasaki! Thats true its not retarded or mean its just greedy to kill so many people and kill every single tree in the 2 cities. If you had any fucking clue of what people have done you wont be such a fag!

  • @DarkForceCastle: First of all its spelled "energy" and not "energi" you fucking troglodyte. Secondly, it takes fossil fuels to create electricity that you use to charge the laptop. It takes electricity created by generators running on fossil fuels to make the silicon chips and plastic which create toxic fumes when they are manufactured. You are an inept retard incapable of having a discussion. Since you can't keep up with me you just give up and call me a fag. Great job, fuckwit.

  • @LTS1287 Dude ever heard of Windmills? suuckeer Or water Energy? And yeh I do not correct ppl online cause I have a life. Only loners and losers would do that... On the internet Cmon who cares how you spell? If you really say I am unable to have a discussion well why the hell do you write back? I mean you really fucking failed there... again xD And you said ''you cant keep up with me and call me a fag'' Well u just called med fuckwit witch it pretty retarded of u. Oh Another fact. I never lose

  • LOL hes wearing that Aviators ofcourse he wouldnt cry lol

  • what episode was this

  • I make 5 times my husband's yearly salary...I also do all the cooking, shopping, cleaning, a majority of the vehicle maintanence and home repairs, I manage our budget and pay all the bills. So yeah...I guess I am far inferior simply because I am female.

    HippyWitchGal 6 minutes ago

  • @HippyWitchGal You do all the shopping? That made your list huh? Surprise.

  • @Yankeeman9292 Even assholes need to eat.

  • Yo witchgal.... Us men believe in Majority wins. And majority are men that provides. But on a lighter side, why cant all women be like you? ):

  • @retropancakeful I do get that. I really do. But I had to note the exception. And personally, I have trouble connecting to other women because I agree that most are shallow and money-centric. This is why a majority of my friends are male. I just needed it to be known we are not all that way. Let's try and judge folks by character and not what is between their legs.  I have known equally ignorant, shallow, and inferior men.

  • True, it's better to judge a person regardless of its gender based on their character. By there's just so many girls that are narcissistic,materialistic,lyi­ng and shallow that us men are tired of "looking" for that different girl. Therefore the chances of us meeting females such as you is so very little, alot of us give up. I do not expect girls to think exactly like us (it will be disgusting) but i was hoping girls would have a little bit of commonsense instead of this super model mentality.

  • @retropancakeful Completely understand. A majority of the time, the women I encounter in my daily life make me sick and really are giving the rest of us a bad rap. Oddly enough, however, I will tell you that these days, most of the men I encounter are just as materialistic, lying, and shallow. I think humans in general have become (for the most part) terrible and jaded people. Definitely not easy to find a good match out there when you yourself are not shallow and materialistic. Shame. :(

  • @retropancakeful

    Let's be fair here.

    The media has to be blamed for that.

    A good example would be the mentality that having a lot of girls around you makes you a man.

  • @HippyWitchGal Yes you are inferior and stupid, know why? BECAUSE YOU KEEP POSTING THE SAME FUCKING COMMENT ON EVERY FUCKING VID OF THIS GUY!

  • @HippyWitchGal no..its just that you are a feminist and you married a loser.

  • @HippyWitchGal hey, witch girl stop with the karl marx. listen get that broom stick wipe all the dust and stick it up your green ass.

  • XD i cut onions all the time with out crying.

    oh my god this guys great with the funny crap that he says.

  • It's hero but he's not one

  • @TheJackaready too bad he is

  • The guy's name is Dax

    And he trolled you and Dr Phil

    It's all a big joke

  • men are not better than women and women are not better than men, I've known men who are a pussy and some women who got balls, and it takes an educated person to realize that gender does not determine competency.

  • @nuggieman Thanks, it disgusts me how 10 year olds are watching this and agreeing. I wish Dick would stop before anymore woman get treated like a dog. You had a great point Women and equal to a man. If I started saying racist comments I would get spamed, but it seems WAY different than sexism.

  • i love how he thinks his manly because he dosent cry while chopping an onion

  • i think he needs some hair, to take his shirt off so i can see, and lose the old style glasses so i can see if he can make me a woman.

  • @MsEZRA1234 I think he needs some muscles. If he walked up to a bodybuilder and said this stuff about his mama, please. You know his butt would get whipped so fast. He's too skinny, and he's probably the size of my sister. He can say he gets women nonstop, but that's his cover. No one wants his skinny a@@.

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  • see this makes me like him, it's obviously satire

  • Wow what a dick.

  • lolz cutting onions with sunglasses those glasses and that mustache are his trademark lol

  • WTF is up with the lag

  • Omfg, everytime I watch this I just can't stop shaking my head at how good he is at keeping a straight face. Best troll of all time?

  • why do you think men (in all cultures) controlled women years ago, because we can, we are superior

  • @Antzcceltic1 LOL nahh woman complain and bitch but they like it but i fear one day they might get mad and say NO SEX grow some balls and make decisions and than things might change for them...MIGHT..lol

  • What does he want, a cookie?

  • @ElectricMayhem87 All men deserve cookies...or have you not heard of SOCIETY.

  • dude I love this video so much....!!!!!

  • To bad it dosnt count when your wearing shades lol

  • Take off the sunglasses for the love of God!!!

  • this was the whole video? 11 seconds of a man cutting unions with a black chick and then proclaiming his manlieness because he did not cry. although i was very disappointed i must say that cutting unions and not crying makes that guy one bad-ass mofo.

  • @vaxen1 LOL!

  • mabtw

  • Therefor i say we shouldn't treat women like some kind of inferior animals because we have no reason too.

    Now then .. SOME women use their body and take advantage of the men desire to pro create and try to get their money in exchange for company and pleasure.

    Yeah i think that is pretty disgusting and i hate gold-diggers but not all women are like that.

    In the end we all need women and women need us, no need for a who's better contest.Also women have their advantages over us and we over them.

  • Statistically women in general have lower IQ then men but it is a very very low difference of like 2 points, also women are clearly weaker in physical strenght .. agility and what not.

    But since both male and female have their major idiots we often see women who are more capable physically and mentally then a man and of course viceversa.

    I say we reached an era where physical strenght is not as important as it used to be and the IQ difference is too low to take into consideration

  • he wasnt crying cuz he was wearing sunglasses. duh

    and yeah, lets determine weather somebody is manly or not, on weather or not they cry when they cut onions!

  • yes, yes, i do agree.

  • Wow wearing sunglasses while chpiing onions, lol advantage! This guy is pretty

    stupid though.

  • LMAO XDDDDDDDD DICK FOR PRESIDENT

  • Idiot

  • Youtube: Where the morons are trolled and the rest of us laugh.

  • shut up FEMINAZI

  • You are so funny, Femnazi is good, hey you have a clever little imagination .... you could get yourself a nice girl with that brain, Or boyfriend, LOL Very funny weirdo

  • I don't need a woman to be happy.

    Now YOU, you need a loser to be happy. Fat bitch.

  • I'm glad you don't need a women to be happy, because you're sure as hell not getting one. XD

  • Hey, name one thing that a woman has done better than a man, IN HISTORY. I dare you, try it.

  • @Moosixman

    complain, take men's hard working money, lie, manipulate.  That is a start.

  • @Moosixman Well under Queen Victoria England saw an age of prosperity never seen before. because of Rosalind Franklin the structure of DNA was uncovered. The person with the highest reported IQ was a woman. There are may things women did. Id also say women write better poetry, and im a very big fan of frost myself.

  • @ShikaNinja lol where do get this b.s from the feminist text book lol silly bitch

  • @MrBlowmeladies yes, a feminist text. while on my way to feminist class, because im majoring in feminism at the university of feminists.

    Everything i stated was a fact, go look it up, then. . . go castrate yourself.

  • @ShikaNinja majoring in feminism lol i hope you're joking. it's not a fact sorry to tell you that...there's no "smartest person" or a "person with the highest IQ" get over it and good luck with your feminist major lol you damn sheep

  • @MrBlowmeladies "Marilyn vos Savant" took me 3 fucking seconds on Google to find her. since you failed to refute my points AND pick up sarcasm. I really hope you consider that castration option. . . seriously dude. . . please

  • @ShikaNinja hello dumbass there's 6 billion people on earth just because some dumbass feminist says she's the smartest to have ever lived leave out the other 6 billion people or whatever the population count was when she was alive. Sorry jack ass there is no such thing as "the smartest person alive" get the fuck over it and please castrate yourself sheep boy or girl either or a sheep is a sheep lol

  • @MrBlowmeladies Prime example of your stupidity: never did I say "the smartest person alive" what I did say was "The person with the highest REPORTED IQ was a woman".

    Face Palm!

  • @ShikaNinja lol yes, yes you did I will give you that one. It doesn't change that fact you my friend are still a pussy =)

  • @MrBlowmeladies Oh No! Some fucking retard on youtube called me a pussy, how will i go on? what are you like 12? I mean really, if your a grown man you have to have a really sad life. I really hope that you are 12 or in middle school. if not you might want to consider just killing yourself, castration may not solve the problem fast enough

  • @ShikaNinja lmao xD

  • @Moosixman Care for children, for people in general, and really just have a heart, emotions, and feelings. Also brains. And grammar. I mean, what? Not that hard, dude. XD

  • @treesXareXnice Ever hear of Norman Borlaug? He was the father of the Green Revolution and has saved an estimated 3 billion (Half of the entire species) from starvation. And he was man, who spent his entire life helping people live in their harsh environments, he was not a government worker, he was just a normal person who wanted to help people and children to. So there, name a woman that has done something more amazing than that.

  • @Moosixman Yeah, that's a nice exception to what most men are normally like, I'm talking about how women in general are more caring - sure Norman Borlaug was a man and one of the most caring people in history, but usually in any comparison with a man and a woman today would result in the woman being more compassionate and caring.

  • lmao!!! its normal to cry when cutting onions, then how does not crying makes him manly

  • Well it seems your stupid enough not to realize he's joking.

  • man⋅ly [man-lee] Show IPA adjective, -li⋅er, -li⋅est, adverb

    adjective

    having qualities traditionally ascribed to men, as strength or bravery.

  • hahahahaha

  • i wanna see him chop up ten onions without his damn glasses, see if he cries then lol

  • Enzyte...

  • Onions... the true test to find Manliest of Men. This guy needs his own show.

  • Dude could you imagine... Every man who has a tv would watch it religiously lol.

  • @itssmashtastic he got it

  • @itssmashtastic He was wearing sunglasses

  • Haha hes fucking hilarious.

  • rofl?

  • unless its a 135 pounds of onion, your a pussy!

  • oh holy shit, that really IS pretty manly!

  • yah all what he said is true actually , because he did nothing but telling us the truth . the women are good only for giving birth and taking care of her house .. that's it .. women don't try to be lke men . cuz God has created evey gender and made their roles different

  • @blood0lover you made perfect sense until the word God.

  • what the fuck is this?? this video is 10 seconds, the one before this is 29 seconds......STOP THE BULLSHIT AND JUST PLAY THE WHOLE FUCKING EPISODE CONTINUOUSLY!!!

  • @AlexBrasil123123 Not to mention every upload is out of sync..

  • Lol, I like this dude!

  • I like this guy..

  • That's great and all, but he is outdone in the respect that Chuck Norris makes onions CRY!!!

  • i agree

  • this guy is hilarious, i wouldn't be surprised if he had a fake moustache and bald wig just to hide his real appearance though, because he makes money off of being funny/hated

  • bald wig??!!

  • this guy is the man

  • Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

  • Best clip of the whole sequence--remember kids, real man don't cry when they chop onions!! :D

  • Nobody can even see you cry when you're wearing those fucking glasses.

  • he didnt cry because of his glasses.. its like wearing goggles

  • o crap sry about my last comment ignore it plz

  • why the hell is this so short

  • this is the single best clip on teh intarwebz

  • i love this guy

  • Not crying is manly? He is perpetuating the stereotype that man have to be stoic and "strong." I bet that guy cries himself to sleep every fucking night.

  • hes a troll... wich means he was kidding, idiot.

  • You are retarded. shut up.

  • this is the most severe case of being a closet homo.........I have ever seen...

  • lmao best comment ever! thanks for that

  • i know how to cut onions without crying too. it has nothing to do with being manly.

  • I know the onion was probably refrigerated

  • well actually i learned in cooking class that if u breath with ur mouth instead of through ur nose it prevents u from crying, cause ur nose (sinuses) is effected by the strong smell of the onion which makes ur eyes water. so this guy really isn't as manly as he thinks.

  • and if i had glasses i wouldnt cry either...

  • of course i fucking agree dick, chop those onions you badass

  • Which is pretty manly, I think you'll agree!

    hahahaha LOL greatstuff

  • typical case of a vagina-envy of a guy with a tiny penis

  • given that he has a tiny penis (im entertaining ur fascination with this).... are u trying to say that men should be castrated based on penis size? any man born under 6 inches should have surgery and become a tranny..... please elaborate...... i really am curious to ur agenda...

  • who the FUCK would envy having a vagina?

  • this guys promots date rape- listen to his voicemail comments- not just a pathetic ,likely gay, self hating weiny anymore- this guy needs to be shut up for good. Decent guys (and most are) need to step us here and flog this cancer down

  • Yup. Where are the paid assassins when you need them?

  • at first i thought this was a womans comment.... lmfao.... do u watch Oprah?

  • The provoked brain processes of tears that are excreted from the lacrimal glands through emotion are different than through cutting onions. Who doesn't cry from cutting onions? maybe some... but it isn't "manly" as the most macho men cry from cutting fresh onions not washed in cold water--I bet you...

  • manly? he was wearing glasses! what a Dick

  • he is the satan but more bad ass : B

  • take all these clips down and put up one video you fucking moron

  • haha i totally agree with duckfetishgirl

  • BWAHAHHAHAHAHHAAH

  • I think he's adorable. Like an overgrown 12 year old boy. Trying so hard to be manly. Too cute. ^^

  • hmmmmm. If it were not for his sun glasses he would be crying.

  • Dick Masterson.

    Chuck Norris with a mustache.

  • Too bad you don't cry when you cut onions.

  • Christ you're so fucking stupid. How the fuck old are you? 10?

    "we are to emotional to think only about monny"

    First of all, "womman have more feeling than guys"... Wow. "Women have more feelings than men" is what you mean, you stupid cunt. And you can't spell money? Jesus.

    Second, I hope no veterans hear you say that.

  • you idiot you cant spell women you said womman and you cant spell money you said monny and men have the same amount of feelings as women my grandfather fought for the Scottish in world war 2 and i was reading parts of his war journal and he was crying most of the time after seeing his friends get shot and watched them die and he could barely do anything to save them you stupid bitch

  • the fact that here are any men at all who need to spend their time telling themselves they are better than women is simply ridiculous. if i feel superior in any case i don´t need to reassure myself about it all the time. so go home all of you little boys and take your time to grow up........

  • they're not reasurring themselves they're just pointing it out. don't be so sensitive. man up.

  • oh now stop with the whole man up or be manly crap ok it's just fucking shit

  • Bitch, go back in the kitchen.

  • alright im a dude and this guys nuts. anyone who likes him is insecure as shit first of all, and second hes obviously acting a lot of this shit to get attention.

    just dont't see how mr. dick can be hatin' on girls so much.

    come on men, lighten up. sheesh

  • Hahahahh, does he allways wear those glasses?? Even when he's cooking??

  • Dude, he wears them when he's sleeping.

  • Everything he does is manly. feminists can go fuck themselves.

  • Wow he needs to come out of the closet...it's okay Dick just admit it and be yourself already no one will judge you for it.

  • And you must be a woman... yes?

  • lmao "which is pretty manly" thats fucking retarded but funny

  • ROFL

    On some other page someone told me to Google Dax Herrera, sure enough, its the same guy, you can even add him to facebook LMAO.

    Notice in this vid he has that eye piercing, matches with this other dude along with a lot of facial features. Lol

    Still funny shit

  • But women can take a harder kick to the crotch.

  • grow some testes and we'll see about that xD

  • Bahaha that made me laugh! holy shit xD

  • that man is going to hell.

  • More like he is going to Valhalla where all the manly men go.

    GOD DAMN DID YOU SEE HIM SLICE THAT FUCKING ONION? HE IS FUCKING HARDCORE

    JESUS CHRIST

  • thank god i'm a man

  • and curse Satan for women!

  • This PROVES men are greater than women.

    We ALL agree that 25 is greater than 24.

    There's 26 letters in the English alphabet.

    A Y-chromosome produces a MALE. An X-chromosome produces a FEMALE.

    So which is GREATER? X or Y?

    Y of course, because it's the 25th fucking letter in the English alphabet!

    Its simple mathematics that women can't understand because women suck at math and everything else for that matter.

    Y > X or 25 > 24 for you stupid bitches out there.

  • what the fuck do numbers and letters have to do with 'greatness' of gender.

    I find both genders equal, kthx and if you're gonna try and tell me that the fucking (english) alphabet proves this, well then fuck you're pretty fucked up.

  • Joke (noun): a statement made out of humor to make one laugh.

  • let the guy think what he wants!!! he's a really nice person regardless even if his views are different that yours

  • my view is that you are a fucking loser and everyone that ever harmed you probably did the right thing, cause you deserved it.

    note: i meant none of that. i'm trying to illustrate that having the right to an opinion doesn't mean you have to express it and can't be a dick for doing so or even having it.

    it doesn't excuse prejudices, generalisations, stimulating negative behaviour or reinforcing harmfull sentiments.

  • Haha, i bet he really did cry, but no-one saw because of his glasses ^_^

  • look, i'm so manly. i'm so much better then women, oh yeah"

    he's so intimidated by women he has to hide it behind this misogyny. it's really pathetic.

    i bet his mother was some bitchy feminist and totally screwed him up or something..

  • He ain't intimidated by women, he just doesn't want to start a bitch fest by staying mysterious. And yes, men are better than women! lol

  • nice.....now try to cut the onions without the glasses

  • Lol

  • yeah,were all allowed to have an opinion,but that dick,is only explaining one side of the case.Yeh,ofc men are superior to women in many ways,becouse of our greater strength,but women are superior to men in many ways too.I mean,take multitasking, for example,they can consentrate about several things at the same time, and that would just get my head to explode.there are several other points, but my remaining char count is running out.BUT what were we supposed to look at all day, if not women :P ?