Minecraft Tutorials - 08 - How to Survive & Thrive (Farming)

[willisbeast1]

seed?

[xgamer327]

what it the seed

[tyrellpoint0]

can you please tell me the differences between minecraft when you buy it and when its a free download

[X2NINJAGAMERZ]

Man Paul your a pimp

[zombieman031]

I watched all the whole series when I was like 7 or 8

[al4381]

he has a how in his hands, he needs some grass and he will plant weed, wow, minecraft is really cool ;)

[TheAwesomeWombat]

BTW, what happens if you do get caught by a monster?

[TheAwesomeWombat]

Honestly, I'm just watching these videos 'cause I feel like it - I'd buy the game, but I'm afraid that I'll fail at protecting myself from zombies...

[fangoverfang4000]

monster come from water too?

[1282P]

He has a stable of hoes

[MysticalKitty666]

You can get seeds by tilling? I though u had to gather the wild grass on the soil...

[whatisthisfail]

@MysticalKitty666 before wild grass was put in, the only way you got get seeds is by getting in from grass, you should watch 2nd season of survive and thrive for updated information.

[doyouwannacookiee]

was anyone else dying from laughter whenever he said "hoe"? wow. shame on me.

[ana6740ify]

@doyouwannacookiee lol  i was laughing too likle crazy so shame on me too

[ana6740ify]

@ana6740ify *like 

[groggle123]

So, with hoe in hand, we need to find some grass. Sounds like a good plan:D

[33CaptainRex3333]

lol I tryin to plant in the snow I starvimg so now I trap/slauter chickens lol never eat zombie flesh

[ELITE101BOSS]

how do you make bow and arrow?

[MidgardEagle]

@ELITE101BOSS Prolly too late now, but

General answer: check minecraft wiki, it has "recipes" on anything.

Otherwise, he explains it in an earlier vid

[nisseman12boatis]

I think your house was AMAZING!!!! really cool! wish I could be as good as you...

[1234Dreamboy]

Well daym... you can make hoes?!??! fun

[DKGH124]

one time I walked outside of my house at night for 2 seconds and an endoman saw me, I ran inside only to find that the f*cker telleported into my house and was stealing all my shit!

[aminecraftfan]

Thumbs up if ppl are to dum to relize this vid like 2 YEARS old

[nakhsa18]

were gunna go thru alot of hoes this session lol

[krystellean]

what kind of hoe's

[ozzukingi]

finally HD!



[Zackkisela]

Nice video thanks for the info I don't have the game yet but I'll let you know wen I get it I have also saved all the videos.

[mrxcreamy10]

does grass still give you seeds in 1.1

[gbchaos]

@MegaZeyan Minecraft is written in Java.

[AleksanderKK]

and now here we have 5 ho's that will keep us through this day

[jessie1234786]

ur awesome wachin the whole series

[MLGTroy1]

i think everyone needs a ho in hand

[JoniTravolta]

6:30 "Stuck on a whorm"! LOOOOL EPIC!!

[MegaZeyan]

how do they make minecraft

[MegaZeyan]

the best ever tutorial minecraft must be great.I think its the best

[theyuigarcia]

sorry buddy *shoots*...im gonna need that pork

[groerulesyourface]

Ha...Let's make a "HO"

P.S. ULTIMATE PARKOUR

[xxXVenomazoidXxx]

Grow some weed? He said weeds?? LOL

[evaladixhuti]

@xxXVenomazoidXxx WHEAT



[jakeaustin19]

im tilling the land but not getting any seeds. :( help?

[usonutube2011]

@jakeaustin19 I found out another way to do it. Just left-click tall grass and most of the time it will spit out seeds.

[antinewbie]

watch?v=Fmzsdh1wZ7w

[hellowhkitti]

:O will u do my house?

[00SuperLlama]

EXCUSE ME! lol XD

[owedoggify]

I go through more than 6 hoes a day... >: }

[RGtheBADGLASS]

this is wet

[RGtheBADGLASS]

we go through hoes pretty quick.

[mdzhottest12]

We can make Ho's out of different materials.

[TheMrilikefunny]

lol thats what she said

[iIMiles5112]

ur world is so epic on mine i bareley can find coal -.-

[blahgirl86]

I'm just looking for the beginning of spy chickens

:)

[killerczarnian]

dats alot of hoes, rotflmfao

[crystalvandiamond]

"we go through hoes really quikly"

[FPSmini]

lets make a hoe.

[pdaddy1999]

I love hoes

[BrosiveBrothers]

mini'n hoe's

[Joj0wild]

Lol these a tutorials are awesome but why not use the water as a fence?

[HaloEverydayO]

"get the next ho in line and boom boom boom"

[HaloEverydayO]

@supramanSergio Is your smiley face obese? 

[i1am2very3osum4]

Why are you planting seeds in the ground? They're supposed to be planted in your ho.

[Looninjg]

i've played minecraft for a while now but he's teaching me stuff i didn't know ^_^

[cafeiaful]

thats right you use that ho

[SHOEBOTTOM67]

your a pimp for these tutorials and for saying that your gonna go through alot of ho's

[DreamCaster2011]

Hey I need some help... Apparently, mine craft was updated so you can only get seeds from tall grass. Any idea where I can find this?

[TheCzone1000]

@DreamCaster2011 It's found radomly in the world but if you can't find any then you can still get some by using bonemeal on regular grass

[mriosf]

the entire video is a double innuendo --- I applaud you sir @paulsoaresjr

[mriosf]

sooo....with ho in hand, i need to find some grass!!! FTW!

[TheMegalucian]

i watched the first video so that i would be able to survive the first night, but now i'm ADDICTED to these videos

[TehOriginalExceL]

@TheMegalucian Same :L

[WhoDidYouSay]

I watched the first video just to see what this game is like and I really liked what you shown in it, so now I'm getting it at the end of the week

[MrUnladenswallow]

real men watch n 240 p

[Louiesarge1]

this is f**king sick!

[awsomestephen1]

take that hoe home



[SnuKdPuzyCruK]

put that hoe to work!

[5153john]

what you can grow weed

[crudestcam]

who thought he said he said weed at the beginning

[CowLaughs]

can anyone help me , i am making a farm and i want to put water under the soil so that even if my soil is straight it has water underground and will still be irrigated please respond

[RedFuckingStar]

@CowLaughs it cant work if water is under the water has to be next to your farm

[cely988]

yay 720p again :)

[winglessneveda8]

whatha fuck this video is awsome

[pokechris456]

can u tame animal and breed them???

[DrZegobob101]

@pokechris456 now you can

[saycheesestupid]

we're gonna go through a lotta hoes this session lol

[mihai1705]

Weed and Hoes?

Wow, minecraft must be epic!

[joreggy]

@mihai1705 lol it is

[Skcull210]

Hehe... Hoe.

I get jokes.

[unnsk8board]

MY HEALTH RESTORE ITSELF! HOW DO I DISABLE THAT?

[WearyPivotmaker3]

@unnsk8board its because you have chicken wings and they restore your health automaticlly

[10metalfan]

i need a few hoes.... i go through hoes really quickly

[freezey600]

You need to punch tall grass since the1.6 beta update

[Dhtriplea720devon]

Thanks i followed your advice and found a dungeon and a spider spawner on first week in my diggy hole

[PiercingIceTiger]

Lol jokes xD have more humor in your vids plz lol

[Charted11]

Im not getting any seeds when trying to farm!!! i dont know whats wrong

[MrCommanderhunt]

dude quit doing hoes man you could get in trouble.

[K1DDB3LL]

stop sayin "hand-n-hoe.

[KingAwesomeOutputs]

"We go through hoes very quickly"

[TheGuyThirteen]

I don't care about Gilette gel, I want to see the videos.

[FattyInACan]

@TheGuyThirteen i know right??

[TheTerminization]

"Let's get a hoe in the hand"

"As you take your hoe"

"Next hoe in line"

"That's our hoe"

Your sir, have said all these sentences! :D

[Daltontheman11]

Legomocmaker: you wish!

[Legomocmaker]

i thought he said weed when he said wheat

[HypahMind]

"That's our hoe". Are we gangbanging her?!?

[PrototypeOfZEUS]

I fucking rofl'd every time he said "I got a hoe."

[JustAnotherGamer3003]

@codeyday

Teehee.

[zydang2]

Irrigation! School IS helpful! =D

[xXDEMONICXx25]

lol u said hoe



[Legendofguns123]

at 3:24 to 3:26 does anyone notice the number 1 thumbs up if you do

[aman102298]

guys hoes isn't that funny just sayin

[codeyday]

Why does everyone keep laughing at the word "Hoes"? I mean, I used to work on a farm, and we had hundreds of Hoes there! I remember because my job was to clean the Hoes if they got too dirty. Sometimes my grandfather would let me play with the Hoes, but mostly he kept them to himself.

[codeyday]

Listen to this without watching..

[mattg30380003]

Gotta get that hoe in line

[OlgaGax]

Legolas skills ;)

[1000sparc]

"weed can be harvested...and we need hoes for that"

[TheFib98]

@1000sparc Y that's a mod.

[CultureShockSix]

"With hoe in hand, we're gunna need to find some grass."

X3 Man, I giggled so much...

These tutorials are amazin' btw. =3 Just sayin'.

[jpta162]

it's so stupid when peope use diamond hoes unless you spawn them

[Robodav64]

Everybody is perverted. A hoe is a gardening tool.

[TheMedicalBreakdown]

translation:lets make a bitch

[bowsercrushmario]

Last night I had a hoe. I was tilling with her all night. I made her field very wet. I planted my seed into her field and it started to grow. After it grew I was able to take it out. We had bread that night.

[FattyInACan]

@bowsercrushmario omfg i laughed and LOLed and ROFLed for about 30 mins at that!!!!!!

[1awesoma]

@bowsercrushmario cool story, bro.

[TheDailyPhix]

@bowsercrushmario Oh dear....

[nightmare1alphat07]

@paulsoaresjr, you pimp, like a baws 

[drummwill]

everytime he says hoe XD

[Phooth]

get the next hoe in line and boom boom boom

[rollpaper1026]

if u see dimons on a hoe (shes the one for u )

[codeyday]

"And now I'm gonna Immigrate -.. Irrigate, my crops."

And you'll "Immigrate" those crops, using the Hoes?

[awesomegamer7]

this'll keep things out tramples intire crop

[lilthrasher224]

I WOULD NOT HIRE YOU TO HARVEST OR PLANT MY CROP

[GatX10AGUNDAM]

happy chirstmas paul have a great XMAS i wish you had a great day i like your videos too

[palmerspitfire]

Merry Christmas sorry

[palmerspitfire]

Happy Christmas

[lilypill01]

thumbs up if you watched the piggy in crossfire before the actual tutorial

[pivotman1998]

get then next hoe i line then boom boom boom

[pivotman1998]

lets make a hoe



[kilazza3]

thumbs up if you replaced your minecraft 1.0.0.jar with alpha to bring back good memories

[kilazza3]

and the best player of minecraft i ever seen so far...



[kilazza3]

he is just a good farmer

[doggynog]

soil over fence=everlastng tilled soil.. thumbs up so ppl kan see

[doggynog]

-_- the tilled soil turns back int regular dirt becuz u stepped on it.. moron :P jk

[OpukNull]

Just gonna hide out here and enjoy my pork

[kool1181]

now tha ho is destroyed just get the other ones

[pwnage32894]

you play this game awsome

[G4M3R313]

your boring man

[agentlem5]

Bonemeal could grow those instantly! I suggest bonemeal

[cyanman123]

I would like two hoes at once

[mcbrown8]

i want five hoes

[billehnize]

"Let's make a hoe!" :D

[TheMusicJunkie23]

Mines of Moria reference in an earlier video, now bringing up Legolas, you're just a fountain of LOTR references

[krazeemunkee80]

why create a hoe when you can buy one for free!!

[dmd94]

everybody needs hoes

[CoDWhatsUp]

"Five hoe´s should get us trough the day" H3h3h3h3 :D

[konev13thebeast]

@CoDWhatsUp man, you need more than 5 hoes

[ileader31]

i fucking hate goddamn ads

[LPmelaniphy]

Thanks man! I love minecraft!

I have a question

When I spawn there IS NITHING BUT TREES. I wll walk miles and miles but there are only trees! And yes, I have restarted my world like 5 times! Can someone PLEASE help!?

( I'm new to minecraft )

Thanks !!

[xchaosdragon666x]

@LPmelaniphy

you could try a "epic" seed

like "notch is shit"

[Benbarnes1997]

@LPmelaniphy

When you go out take torches with you and put them dotted around like bread crums to find your way home, another way you can find your way back is to make a be-cons out of dirt or cobblestone, so when you spawn you go to a high part and you will see your be-con for miles. little tip: when you have built your be-con and your on the top of it get a bucket of water and use it on the side of the top rock and slide down, HOPE THIS HELPS! :D I advise you to make a safehouse :D

[bluecreeper89]

oh my god grass is the hards thing to find =)

[reesy1255]

@bluecreeper89

lol, depends where you are located, i have no gold in my area :( , but tonnes of grass and sand :)

[Em3rica4life]

We'll need a couple ho's...

[Chrisstylin09]

Thumbs up if from 1:54 to 2:15 you laughed till u cried

[QSxRaVaGeZzx]

11 people couldn't find grass

[sk8terboylikes]

@reshiram0427 thanks

[reshiram0427]

Sorry, I meant Sk8rboylikes XD

[reshiram0427]

@minecrafters86 $22 USD.

[TechSpechler]

i go through hoes quickly

[tweeerrrppp]

hey its bessie the cow!!!! haha ^^

[minecrafters86]

wheat can be used in 10.0 for mating animals