How To Break An Apple In Half With Your Bare Hands

[BUllETpR00f782]

im gonna do this to my gf's ass

[wjspencer95]

you have the most animated hands I've ever seen

[happyhobojake]

1 IT HURT MY THUMBS!

2 Do the fish thing that would be cool

[msj8900]

I broke my thumb trying to do that

[ModernWarfareMontage]

im not a bare...

[BobbyTMF]

OUCH!

[YTuser235]

THANK YOU!!!

finally i learned it :)

[MrExellslayer]

is the description a story ?

[Demigodish4o3]

Where do I get hands? :(

[jaredthegangsta]

Great Description bro.

[FatTonyBBX]

@jaredthegangsta Cool appreciation bro! :)

-FT

[k3836hey]

Thumbs up if it just hurt your thunb and only put a hole in the apple

[FatTonyBBX]

@k3836hey Thumbs up if it broke your thumb off! Oh wait...

-FT

[noobker]

THIS IS GENIUS

[btannen777]

You sir, are a cheeky bastard. Which makes your responses a whole lot more awesome.

[143codysimpsonizers]

oooo!!!!! free apple juice!!

[awais142]

I tried with my penis and results were 100% penetration

[Leaper1280]

@awais142 So small?

[tdgarguile]

this is by far and lage the best description on youtube. read it for yourself and tell me you don't laugh even just a little...

[FatTonyBBX]

@tdgarguile Glad someone appreciates it :p

-FT

[welcome8784]

I don't have bare hands

[FatTonyBBX]

@welcome8784 Kill a bear and take his hands. Almost the same thing.

-FT

[LeviTubeAge]

@FatTonyBBX lol

[welcome8784]

Whoa

[ITACHIisnotme]

....NINJA...(all I can say)

[spartan119ify]

i tried this and nearly broke my thumb :'(

[Iseenoevilx]

i try this with my mac didnt end well...

[SuperLOLLER123]

Awesome trick

[Awsomeace123]

thx i got 10 dollors xD

[AmberLogan123]

it hurts :(

[MSTRJD1]

HA that's a cool trick! Though I don't see the problem in posting videos away from beatboxing, we all have done it before I'm sure, so you guys need to just suck it up

[Arabsinc]

@supersteph968 hahaha ur fucking hilarious with the . lol had me rollin for 2 minutes :)

[Arabsinc]

u didnt say u needed fingers 2 lol

[DrifterX2J]

@DerwinC8396 Oh cool

[SillyBlondie143]

my finger just got stuck in the apple -.-

[DrifterX2J]

Most of the related vids are beatboxing?

[skooldayz]

Fuck all these other techniques, Tony is the man!! haha

[X3mboy187]

I was watching a beatboxing tutorial when i saw this video on the related videos..

[FatTonyBBX]

@X3mboy187 I drop beats, I break fruit. I'm a versatile chap.

-FT

[X3mboy187]

@FatTonyBBX wahaha nice! cool.

by the way, your beatbox tutorials helps me a lot. thx

[supersteph968]

Why am i watching this!!!

[FatTonyBBX]

@supersteph968 You are probably procrastinating. Get back to whatever it is you're supposed to be doing!

-FT

[supersteph968]

@FatTonyBBX Right..... wirdo

[FatTonyBBX]

@supersteph968 I may be a wirdo but at least I know what I'm doing and why :)

-FT

[supersteph968]

@FatTonyBBX yeah, breaking an apple in half....????

[FatTonyBBX]

@supersteph968 Correct. Your powers of observation far outweigh your short-term memory skills :)

-FT

[supersteph968]

@FatTonyBBX umm okay??

[FatTonyBBX]

@supersteph968 lol you aren't very good at dry humor or sarcasm are ya? :p

-FT

[supersteph968]

@FatTonyBBX i think your wierd

[FatTonyBBX]

@supersteph968 You certainly wouldn't be the first to think that. I, on the other hand, think you're terrible at grammar. I suppose we can pin that down to the aforementioned memory problems, though.

-FT

[supersteph968]

@FatTonyBBX Yeah well I don't really care what you think

[FatTonyBBX]

@supersteph968 That's probably very fortunate, my dear

-FT

[supersteph968]

@FatTonyBBX ...???

[FatTonyBBX]

@supersteph968 The implication is that I think very little of you, so it's a good thing that you don't care or it would cause you to be sad, which is something none of us want :(

-FT

[supersteph968]

@FatTonyBBX .

[FatTonyBBX]

@supersteph968 ?

-FT

[LuckyTech42]

@FatTonyBBX please, dont sign ur comments, it makes u look like an asshole

[FatTonyBBX]

@LuckyTech42 At the risk of sounding presumptuous, commenting on the fact somebody signs their comments has the same effect. I've done it for close to five years now and in that time exactly two people (including yourself) have had a problem with it, so I'm sure you'll understand if I don't take your advice.

-FT

[ghosterbuser1212]

i have a better way use a knife

[FatTonyBBX]

@ghosterbuser1212 That's the same advice I give in my "How To Ask A Girl On A Date" video

-FT

[happyg06]

TOE works better!!!

[ITittieFuckedYourMom]

I FUCKING DID ITT!@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@

[spyzidan]

i did it but i hurt my thumb



[wonghakaew1]

thanks



[filthyscrt]

I broke my thumb... :(

[kristy1097]

thanks a lot, now my apple is apple sauce...

[394mo]

@kristy1097 same here rofl

[32ROCKERCHICK32]

owch!.... all I did was make a whole where the stem was :I... perhaps my thumb is too small?

[RonomanCrew]

thanks, i did kill my thumb tho

[emiosoo]

Plus one

[Snowlight6071]

Now try it with the stem in place :D

[FatTonyBBX]

@Snowlight6071 You could, but tearing the stem out is the first step towards conquering the apple.

-FT

[NJILLATACTICS]

I broke my thumb! Thanks a lot! BTW your paying for my medical bill!

[FatTonyBBX]

@NJILLATACTICS Fortunately you have enough appendages left to type remarkably well!

-FT

[HardcoreInspiration]

I don't know what's wrong,

I've been watching 5 different ways of breaking an apple in half by using your bare hands AND THIS ***** DON'T WANT TO BREAK!

Nearly broke my thumb on this vid, my palm on another.

Wtf apples dude... they scary!

[FatTonyBBX]

@HardcoreInspiration Are you sure that's an apple and not a coconut? The tell-tale signs of a coconut include a hard hairy fruit, and the ability to cause concussion when thrown at a stranger.

-FT

[HardcoreInspiration]

@FatTonyBBX

Hmm, well, by now I can't tell the difference, after a week of just laying there, it became hairy and brown.

So as far as I know, now it's a coconut :D

[182popeye]

mine isnt working!! my apple is faulty

[FatTonyBBX]

@182popeye Faulty apples are the worst kind of apples, along with crab apples, rotten apples, and peaches pretending to be apples. Peaces pretending to be apples sounds cool until you stick your thumb into it and break it against the stone inside.

-FT

[louisgworld]

i did it!!! there was one hell of a mess lol....

[FatTonyBBX]

@louisgworld That's what SHE said. Ha.

-FT

[vinnynumbnuts]

ha, i just did it for my kid--to her surprise and mine! gave her the other half. your technique is well explained and pretty easy. the part of driving the thumb into where the stem was, is the most important part. thanks bud.

[FatTonyBBX]

@vinnynumbnuts It's a good way to share fruit and to make sure little 'uns get their five-a-day. Or half of one of their five-a-day. Whatever.

-FT

[worldpeace445]

I cant do it!!! Please help FT!!!!:(

[FatTonyBBX]

@worldpeace445 I cannot offer personal help since I don't know where you live (that'd be creepy) and the apple is probably moldy by now, so all I can advise is trying a softer apple and trying again!

-FT

[FatTonyBBX]

@27313owns That's the strangest come on I've ever encountered.

-FT

[FatTonyBBX]

@27313owns A small vegetable knife would work better than a chainsaw which is an instrument best saved for peeling grapes.

-FT

[richo0080]

HOLY SHIT IT WORKED! XD

[origamimaster999]

Yay i did it it worked but it didnt hurt

[05ontiveros]

I dont remove the stem of the apple in my video... I also didnt " drive" anything into anywhere..... Just use your grip and back muscles.... This is the easy way, great how_to though.

[FatTonyBBX]

@k1AK4E0 I'm sure that hurt the apple just as much :)

-FT

[koolkidk1ub]

i used this at a party and everyone flipped out lol! i was the only guy who could do it!

[FatTonyBBX]

@koolkidk1ub Parties with fruit shall never be the same again!

-FT

[ORbiiTGAMING]

YOU BITCH THAT HURT LIKE FACK

[FatTonyBBX]

@ORbiiTGAMING I do specify that if it hurts, stop. Good advice for all walks of life, in fact.

-FT

[TheSneakybeaver7]

thanks that was really easy and im only 13 :)

[Ginna0GB]

OmG My Thumb and my ring finger is injured now i cant play Amserican football

[Rockdrigo0]

@Ginna0GB lol you cant type either.

[UnderCoverStrongGirl]

i did it with one hand

[Disboipeter]

this fawking hurts, but it all worth it after you done it =] (it took me about 15 minutes xD)

[Croonux]

I showed this to my little sister as soon as I finished watching this video and she said I had a small knife on my hand -_-

[FatTonyBBX]

@Croonux Someone earlier in the comments said it was a magic trick - I'm not sure what point I'm meant to have swapped the apple at, but ah well. At least it means it's an impressive feat.

-FT

[JAMSMIXES]

hurts like hell

[Rockdrigo0]

I also know how to do this with a knife please upload a how to video about that.

[FatTonyBBX]

@Rockdrigo0 That sounds pretty complicated, if I'm honest with you - I'll do my best, but using such advanced tools in my fruit-eating habit might be too challenging for me.

-FT

[Rockdrigo0]

I knew how to do it lol

[crowman131]

Jesus. Now Fundamentalist Catholics are going to use this as an argument that god is real.

Awesome btw though

[lopki1]

@FatTonyBBX your hands talk more than you do

[kalikala23]

That was cool!!!!

[supanurd416]

i tried. it didnt work. conclusions: #1 (and most likely), i am a weakling. #2: you are superman. either way, you're cool. ^_^

[mieciu93]

me finger sey ooo Fu**k this hurth :P

[GummyJeff]

the "Furious Fruits" sounds more like the name of a protesting group after Prop 8 was passed rather than a heavy metal band.

[FatTonyBBX]

@Runejenn98 You'll just have to take my honest word, then give it a try yourself!

-FT

[FatTonyBBX]

@Runejenn98 OOH ACTUALLY I have an answer for this now! If I had cut it in half slightly there would be liquid visible on the apple and on the wooden surface I'm on. On top of that the inside of the apple would be brown, and there would be a dark line of bruising wherever I'd cut it.

-FT

[BeccaHeartsRainbows]

Lmaaoo Tony you are pure genius :D

[FatTonyBBX]

@BeccaHeartsRainbows I know, I am indeed a genius

-FT

[zielarska89]

stupid vid. ;/

[FatTonyBBX]

@zielarska89 I am sorry if the title of the video didn't make it obvious what it was about :(

-FT

[zielarska89]

@FatTonyBBX

too much talking and gesticulating weird

it's just my opinion I do not want to hurt you;)

other videos are even interesting

pleasant evening ;*

[FatTonyBBX]

@zielarska89 It's OK, my feelings are harder than that.

I do indeed gesticulate rather a lot, I do so in my beatbox tutorials as well - apologies if that puts you off.

-FT

[WhistlersBrother]

@FatTonyBBX LOL Great response... Like, why did this guy click on this video? He knew what he was in for!! Duh.

[GunMetalBeatBox]

OMG U GOT MARRIED!! TOTALY CALLED THAT!

[FatTonyBBX]

@GunMetalBeatBox lol yep, more than two months ago :)

-FT

[GunMetalBeatBox]

@FatTonyBBX Congratz!



[FatTonyBBX]

@GunMetalBeatBox That's not the "big news" - that was that I'm in the process of building a website that should be up some time this week :)

-FT

[TheHallowiebenik]

Wauw :D

[babygyalk]

im impressed - and there's nothing wrong with the ring lol x

[therussianredneck7]

lol i paused the vid walked over and got an apple to try now to finish he vid

[FatTonyBBX]

@therussianredneck7 It's ok, you can restart it :)

-FT

[igniz92]

Do u noe why he noes how to break an apple? becuz he's good with his own "apple" (throat) LOL

[MadamDirtBag]

OOOOOOO!!!!!! i wanna try!!!!!

[FatTonyBBX]

Ooh let me try - 3 people found this video to be unsuited to the kind of thing they normally enjoy watching! lol!

-FT

[FedeLoddo90]

my nails are too long for this....

[JPHewitt3103]

2 people don't have hands...

[FatTonyBBX]

@JPHewitt3103 And it's something we should all be very supportive about :(

-FT

[RRRaaassspppiiinDDUU]

Nearly my level Tony ;) breaking an apple with 1 whole hand ;) just squeeze the hell out of it with your brute strength :D

[FatTonyBBX]

@RRRaaassspppiiinDDUU Haha I like to imagine your username is the noise you make when you do it! "I'll squeeze this monster!!! RRRaaasss-nearly there nearly there-pppiiin-it's nearly done-DDUU I AM THE CHAMPION"

-FT

[RRRaaassspppiiinDDUU]

@FatTonyBBX LOL

[morinomusume]

WaaaaaaaOwww !!!!

[D4rkSilhouette]

1 Person either can't get married, or can't break the apple.

[FatTonyBBX]

@D4rkSilhouette Maybe they have a much harder Golden Delicious and gave themselves a hairline fracture? :(

-FT

[D4rkSilhouette]

@FatTonyBBX Or that, but there's 3 now... I don't know what there is to dislike about this video.

[FatTonyBBX]

@D4rkSilhouette I know. Maybe they just really love fruit, and feel bad seeing it abused?

-FT

[SimpleLittlePleasues]

My nails would either make this super-easy .... OR break off inside the apple LOL =)

[FatTonyBBX]

@SimpleLittlePleasues You could probably slice and dice it with those things - they're like a more feminine Freddie Kruger glove, only considerably nicer to look at :)

-FT

[nameno1elsehas]

lol when I learned how to do this, I loved it in front of my friends good shit

[Rukuji]

LOOVE Your video's decribtion lol....

[HemiFreak94]

i know a diffrent and less messy way

[FatTonyBBX]

@HemiFreak94 Does it involve a knife and a cutting board?

-FT

[HemiFreak94]

@FatTonyBBX no with my hands

[FatTonyBBX]

@HemiFreak94 I was joking :(

There are a fair few methods - I know of four or five, and can do it in three different ways. This is just my favorite.

-FT

[animefreek619]

i tried it.....my finger got stuck for 2 minutes straight

[FatTonyBBX]

@animefreek619 That's.... not meant to happen, lol

-FT

[Dj3ss8a]

YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­! :d xDDD

[wutt2532]

first, i didn't notice that it was you FT, but i recognize you from your voice. You are AWESOME!!!

[Tommo1593]

man i feel like my thumb is gonna break

[FatTonyBBX]

@Tommo1593 Probably a good idea to stop then, lol

-FT

[devilishcupid]

lol HAHA i now know how to do this mwhahaha ive waited years and years for this lol :P you always showed of doing it at home :P :)

[ueberdruff]

lol i have no hands...im tiping with my tongue right now...

[FatTonyBBX]

@ueberdruff If you do that with a banana, in my experience, you attract unwanted attention

-FT

[Thiefree]

Heehee- wedding ring. Still not over how awesome that is. Anyway! Yes! I shall try that next time I have an apple :)

[FatTonyBBX]

@Thiefree Yes, you must! Feel free to show how well it works!

-FT

[davidcoco25]

it hurts ur thumb so much

[wirezts]

That's awesome!

[Swenglish]

Since when do superheroes steal apples? Sounds more like something a supervillain might do. Though I hear Lex Luthor would be more inclined to steal 40 cakes. That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible.

[FatTonyBBX]

@Swenglish That is indeed terrible. Thank goodness we have invincible space aliens to protect us and our baked goods.

-FT

[TheJuzMii]

OMG just the other day my friend bet me 5 euros to do that!!!!! AWW MAN! but thanks... :DD

[FatTonyBBX]

@TheJuzMii Next time you can bet him twenty Euros :)

-FT

[TheJuzMii]

@FatTonyBBX Will do FatTony ;)

[a7mad9999999]

MORE VIDEOS PL0X!

[insanityprod]

I reaaly tought you would going to do like Mr. Safety ^^

[FatTonyBBX]

@insanityprod I've just searched him - he does it in an interesting way, lol

-FT

[omgsad1]

o damint u need hands =[

@omgsad1 I'm afraid so, otherwise you'll have to ask somebody else to do it for you, and then you will have their palm grease on your apple :(

-FT