The MAGI's horrifying secret

[supbrotv]

you know magi means prostitute in bengali

[skyterror999]

Wtf.....

[Gamerlgf]

Lolololololo!!!

[mrxai658]

5000 what exactly windows 98 is so low tech but not for Poseidon ?_? Unknowingly why though

[hotelmario510]

What I never understood is why they didn't just press "Ctrl-Alt-Del" or "Ctrl-Shift-Esc", enter the "Processes" tab, click "Iruel.exe", and then click "End Process".

I should be a NERV technician.

[hotelmario510]

Iruel was a Linux-based black-hat back-door. Hacking was inevitable.

I have no idea what I just said :D

[KendrixTermina]

LOL epic win

[delpher32exe]

south park included :D

[Xxd3cayxX]

lol windows 98 hahaha I thought this was a legit evangelion clipp hahahah funny lol

[hotelmario510]

"WE CAN'T SHUT IT DAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!"

Oh, you've got to love the hamminess some of the dubs have.

[TheNexus18]

The laughs began when I actually saw Gendo freak out xD

"FUCKIN' WINDOWS 98!!!!"

[hotelmario510]

They're still using Windows 98 in 2015? Jesus, that Second Impact really hit them hard.

[milruka]

LMFAO!

[bia5594]

kill the bill - save yhe planet

[mrxai658]

LOL fucking windows 98 LOL

[LarryTheTubaBoy]

This never would have happened had they been running Leopard...

[grimwatcher]

I heard they fixed the problem by installing windows Vista at the End of Evangelion (look at how things turned out)

[Mrruff23]

Nice Microsoft just caused the destruction of the human race.

[ultrajd]

Somebody hates Ritsuko. And thats awesome! Im not alone anymore!

[hotelmario510]

@ultrajd I don't hate her per se--but I agree that she is a pretty heartless bitch.

[ultrajd]

@hotelmario510 I still hate her.

[hotelmario510]

@ultrajd And you're entitled to that opinion. I'm just expressing my own opinion.

[ultrajd]

@hotelmario510 True and correct. 

[hotelmario510]

@ultrajd Of course. No need for silly arguments, now, is there?

[ultrajd]

@hotelmario510 Nope. Its only a waste of time. But just out of curiosity what dont you like about her?

[hotelmario510]

@ultrajd Well, she did defeat Iruel using her bare hands, and her mother is implied to have horribly killed herself. Other than that, she's far too stoic about the pilots, which I think makes her seem pretty cold and heartless. She's halfway between being an anti-hero and an anti-villain.

[ultrajd]

@hotelmario510 I think the faact that she beat that one Angel is her only redeeming quality. I dont like the fact that she's far more concerned about the weapon then the pilot's. Also like mother like daughter she cased after the same man. and towards the end she developed a Yandere personality towards Gendo and Rei.

[hotelmario510]

@ultrajd Yeah, that's what I don't like about her character. Episode 21 showed her as seeming quite nice, but I think the fact her mother murdered a child and then threw herself to her horrible bloody death messed her up quite good.

[LordSia13]

It's like Independence Day; aliens hell-bent on the destruction of mankind do use Windows... Which opens up a LOT of questions about Mr Gates real allegiance...

[hotelmario510]

@LordSia13 Oh my god, that bastard is the 19th Angel!

[LordSia13]

@hotelmario510 ... Who's the 18th then?

Steve Jobs? George Bush? Osama Bin Laden? Hugh Hefner? Tom Waits?

"God's away, God's away, God's away on business - Business!"

[hotelmario510]

@LordSia13 Us. Humanity in general. We are the 18th Angel.

[LordSia13]

@hotelmario510 Huh. At least we know why we left the Garden of Eden - we were gypped! No forcefields, no insane regeneration, no L4Z0r B34mz of D00M! Nothing!

We were swindled, I say, cheated! Hoodwinked, bamboozled, tricked, whatever you want to call it...

I want a refund!

[hotelmario510]

@LordSia13 Actually, Lilith is our mommy. We evolved out of the molecules contained in her bodily fluids. Hooray!

[LordSia13]

@hotelmario510 Aw, great; not enough we crucified the Son of God, we had to do a repeat with the Mother of Man. Just when I thought we couldn't possibly get more asshole-ish-

Gendo appears.

[hotelmario510]

@LordSia13 Oh no, the crucified thing is just her body. Her soul is...somewhere else.

[LordSia13]

@hotelmario510 Great. That's a relief, for a moment I thought we were going to piss off God and bring down the Heavenly Hosts on our oh so mortal asses...

[hotelmario510]

@LordSia13 Yeah, but you've got to remember, according to some fundies and Conservatives, the Rapture is coming tomorrow. So perhaps we are fucked after all.

[LordSia13]

@hotelmario510 Nope. No Rapture. I think I'm starting to get over that hay fever, even.

Besides, I've already made a deal in another commentary - if and when we have a Zombie Apocalypse, I'll join the NRA (well, their Swedish equivalent) and forsake the bleeding-hearted left-wing politics and diplomacy.

[hotelmario510]

@LordSia13 Deal.

[LordSia13]

@hotelmario510 Welcome to the Conspiracy. Wednesday's poker night, we usually head out for picnics on Sundays, and next week we'll have a guest lecturer from Illuminati, to discuss the ups and downs of SEELEs plans, followed by a "Make Your Own Cult" workshop.

Don't forget your free cookie.

[hotelmario510]

@LordSia13 Sweet. Do I get my own monolith! I call SEELE 15.

[SenshiKiller]

AHHAHAHA

[Raptor232]

They should have upgraded to Windows 7...

[omegakleb]

hahaha

[lanimu808]

fucking windows 98 lol

[NightFire3133]

WE CANT SHUT IT DOWN!!!!

[Harmonproductions]

God, I forgot how awful the Evangelion Dub was. For a moment I thought it was re-dubbed as a joke, but then I realized how offensive that would be to the actual GOOD fandubbers here on Youtube.

[viper20396]

that is fucked up

so they were using windows 98

No wonder it was easily hacked

LOL

[ZombiePirate2]

@viper20396 I have always maintained the reason the ejection system never working right was a driver issue.

[kuroosuke]

epic XD

[wintoons]

So, really her mother just saved time and bought Windows 98 instead. My opinion, get a Mac. :)

[ZombiePirate2]

@wintoons Bah! Linux or Unix is the way to go.

[JKProductionsStudio]

Nice :)

[Fyntax10]

It's kinda sad that the voice actors for this were better than the original english cast.

[steelgear]

ROFL that is awesome FAV

[soal159]

now i m convinced microsoft will kill the machines.

[rocknrollmonstar]

I fav'd this before i even saw the video. XD

[Moralist87]

Windows error ;D loool

[Blue80y00]

(0:53) 3,2,1, (windows error) WE CAN'T SHUT IT DOWN!!! lol that part was the best! XD

[fanoultimatev2]

1:13 gendowned!

[freethinker1990]

Everything is somebody's mother on this show...

[parasolface]

That got me thinking, I bet what Gendo said to Ritsuko in the End of Evangelion is "The truth is, I am your mother" and then he shoots her.

[ThatDutchLad]

no, he trusted his money to geico

[Goldfire86788]

I LoL'd. It did take a while to build up to it, but it was worth it

[Megashadow13]

LOL!!! TEH ERROR WINDOW!! XDDDD hahaha epic win XD

[brusswain]

Poor Ritzuko, she love´s the wrong man, cus he allready choose.

[LelouchVsGundam]

FUCKING MAGI!!

[FeefXD]

i had win 98 for 12 years b 4 vista...

[GasmaskAvenger]

downright hilarious

[sinnramen]

LMAO

[crosswire40]

Dear God Someone save the vending machines! =O

[deepmaxmac]

lol FUCKING WINDOWS 98 XD

[shippou55]

And everyone are happy

[Valgorum]

I can only imagine what the magi was like back when windows 95 was installed.

[ThePRPD2]

How very clever!

[Teknozide]

Gendowned! =)

[radicaldreamer01]

omg i so laughed my ass off, now my stomach hurts and i have tears in my eyes.

especially the "fucking windows 98" got me^^

[saasukeuchihaa]

lmao

[highwindvientoalto]

*shoots ritsuko*

YEAH!!!

[SammieSpitz]

XD Yeah, nobody says "fired" quite like Gendo.

[Icyfury]

If they had upgraded to windows xp ritsuko would at least have lived another 2 months. Excellent job.

[missingno390]

And if they had upgraded to Windows Vista... probably not. :) I would have gone with OS/2.

[Valgorum]

If nerv HAD upgraded to Windows Vista, she would have been taken out the moment installation was finished.

[100purechicken]

omg awesome rofl 5 stars from me

[CNe7532294]

LOL Gendo!

[CNe7532294]

Why wasn't this on AMV Hell?

[bobtheduck]

because it's a minute and a half? The one frou frou song was pushing it.

[SammieSpitz]

XD!

"Fucking Windows 98!" All that techological genius in that base and not one of them thinks to upgrade the thing... ^^;; Love it, love it!

[spmandmtgr]

ahahah good old south park got to love it.... best movie ever IMHO.........

[SolRosenberg84]

The punch line was awesome!

[SolRosenberg84]

The punch line was awesome!

[thatonegeek]

I know, I know.

[FF7CaitSith]

Omg that was amazing lol best use of that sound clip from south park ever!! it kept me laughing the whole way!!

[deidararulz]

is this rly evangelion?

[FF7CaitSith]

Yes but it has some sound and pics over top of the normal video -.-

[FF7CaitSith]

Omg that was amazing instant fav!

[Amukahok]

Windows 98. Genius! XD

[Molari]

roflmao nice

[SteelRaven01]

Fucking windows 98!

[ktzeroii]

LOL, reminds me of my old 98 OS...

[KibiKon]

Oh gawd! xDDD It took long enough, eh? Oh well...it was worth it.

[AniVids]

Hilarious.

[shadow9012]

so true i got 98 on my other comp :|

[SwordOkami]

Awesome so awesome. Wroth the long wait!!! 5/5!

[reelman64]

YES!!!

FUCKING YES

so well done ROCK ON MAN!

[EyeoftheU]

I love it!

[BustRobot]

I love the way you do these; you slowly build it up and then... BAM!! Straight in there with the comedy, it really works well.

Another success!