Portico Shampoo Helpful Review

[yesitsemily1]

omg. first episode of kiss my ass comment time. memories <3

[chriscrockerdebomb]

ha i went on d website its $18 for shampoo !

[gerbil545]

It's just hotel shampoo; it will never be good enough for you. In any case, I'll be your shampoo.

[MarinaNomNom]

dildo under the sink!

[MRRrawr77]

Justine's not calm, she's insane!!!;)

[lluuvvuu]

@MRRrawr77 um . ?

[connect18101]

"It's not clarifying shit!"

[myheartsjlanluis]

YOU FRIGGIN ROCK BALLS CHICAH!!!!!!

[LoveMeTorxy]

-smooches asshole-

[LOLBUTTPOO]

kisses your ass

[11babycandy]

Oh my goodness, so this effin product did work for you after all, it told your brain to start doing "Kiss My Ass" Comment Time =] that was the best idea you've ever had=]

[jtbe23]

can I kiss your ass Darlin???

[iBNinjafied]

When she said "The color looks like pee" I laughed so loud, it was weird.

[masonnn19]

She stayed at the hyatt regancy .

[aimeaimeaimeaime]

i made the mistake of using shampoo and conditioner from a hyatt once. i actually spent the rest of the day talking about how much hyatt sucked... my parents were just like, cool it. but FINALLY someone understands. thank you, justine!

[porcelainpretty]

Looks like a pee sample.. Nice.

[lelechim]

roflcopter I love you Justine

[TheStuckupbitch]

How are you not friggin famous already! You would be more popular than Megan Fox, Taylor Swift, and the whole entire Twilight series!

[AAAMANDAAA639]

"that stuff aint clarifying shit" hahaha!

loveee you.

[JSMyst]

The review was done in the first 45 seconds lol

[BenGray10]

This is when Kiss My Ass Comment time came into being. This is when my life changed forever.

[camybean]

I FCKN LOVE YOU ! :D

[dafwy]

nice vid XD

[sm00ches84]

hahahahaha!!!!! great vid lol

[booteeny24]

You make rage sexy!

[sabimemory]

I'm going to make you part of my entourage one day. Just you wait and see...

[lyerlyreddwarf]

I just stayed at the Hyatt in DC and took home the portico shampoo! Thank you for warning me about it, I won't use it

[kkashx]

lmfao

[TheLoveableToasty]

LOL soo honest!! i LOVE IT!

[helxig]

Haha first ever kiss my ass comment time.

[eeli1]

"Calm the skin. DO I LOOK CALM TO YOU!? I"M NOT!"

I love you.

[kate10662]

Lol, my uncle stayed at a Hyatt on his way to visit us and took this shampoo with him. He gave it to me because he thought it smelled so terrible.

[sawanawa29]

HAHA this was my favorite rant you are so angry!! i wish you had a unibrow then you'd be the bees knees!

[yourboyfriendsajerk]

O________________________O

LOL!

[LoveTaylorLynn]

pro v STUPID loll

[mrvictor60]

Nice

[PinkPuddle235]

i was eating cake, and watching this videa at the same time.. bad idea . i was laughing so hard.. w/ cake in my mouth. not pretty o__o

[yoNumero1lilMija]

does that mean that u get money for positng videos?

[catchmejonas]

yes.

[chockyfancy]

@yoNumero1lilMija yes, she does. she's a partner which means she gets paid for uploading videos and getting comments, rates, and faves.

[wonderlandXlove]

I was at a Hyatt in D.C. two weeks ago,

and I tried to the shampoo and was like "whatt the fuck is thiss",

i went to the giftstore and bought my own right awayy...

[parkerum]

youre dumb, voyspace com had it first.

[Himynameiscritia]

oh my god. i was helping at some soup kitchen and we were separating toiletries for "toiletries goody bags" for hobos. and i came across this i started pissing my pants.

[rouenwolf]

HAHA!! "gently mixed in with vomit the color looks like pee"....hehe...love u justine!

[shosho0550]

i realy love hotels shampoo

cuze it's 4 free :D xx

[hinata1ame]

You never cease to make me LOL.

[lovesamazingx]

you make my friggin day :)

[gabbyway]

No lie, you look beautiful in this video! Your skin looks so healthy!

[625ecm]

yeah ok.... YOU DIDNT JUST MAKE MY FRIGGEN DAY OR ANYTHING ....what the frig i love you, you asshat.

[softlips09]

what do you mean "when I'm done with this"....if you hate it throw it away now!! or maybe you mean when I'm done with this at the end of the video...in which case, good!

[seafoamgreennails]

when you said 'do i look calm'

i choked on my apple

[169axl169]

you are beautiful - i would defo turn gay for u

Narrhh i wouldnt lol ! :)

[catchmejonas]

Your ass is scrumptious

[fattiebomaddie]

you kiss my ass jpmetz

jk,

i love you :D

[Llinospritch94]

your always in a bad mood! lol

and how many times did u throw that dame shampoo bottle? hahah

your a funny woman (Y) :D xx

[sparklehorse87]

it looks a little like PEE! fan-friggin-tastic lol

[hairycrabmonster]

If you were my teacher, i would pass every class, because you really get your message acrost-and i learn from all your videos, i learn how to be AMAZING THE HELL. like you :)

but not really, Your just SUPA funny and i loff you.

[carly032685]

ill be sure to never use cheap ass shampoo the frig

[Glampagne]

Queen Justine needs good ass shampoo!!!

[weerdlycrazay]

XD

I was laughing so hard on this video! Loved it!

[bo0mboomb0om]

i love you. *awkward stare.

[jaytheimpalerr]

im pretty positive new jersey never had a better makeup representative.

anddd im also pretty sure i stalk you as well.

which is mildly creepy.

[mgrande11]

I like the Head and Shoulders that makes your scalp burn.

[shoppingdiva777]

i hate clarifying shampoo!!!!

my dad bought some from fantastic sams and it smells like burnt plastic mized with bad essence oils.

[scotchtapeisgreat]

Your ass has been kissed by Buddha, Allah, the Easter Bunny, but not God or anything...

[lemoncherrii]

*kisses your ass"

[gtg4lyfe]

ahahaha so so funny.

[brutaltara]

i love ur attitude ur sassy and u dont care wut u talk about lol i LOVE IT lmfao

[CosmoHunter24]

Funny. Funny. FUNNY! Subscribed. :0)

[icyclough]

did it hurt?? when you fell from heaven :) no homo ;)

[breecorefts]

hahahahhahahahhahaha hotel bullshit.

[Mophpo]

you make my heart sing

[aprilchelley]

hahahahaha. epic.

[bluemakeupluver]

Very Very helpful, Justine.

[kzeiger]

you make me want to go straight. ;)

[Aureliz]

Hahahaha damn! How many times does she throw the bottle?? Soooo funny.

[Skorsch]

your the bomb! utterly funny :)

[sploozy]

Justine...I have missed your dumb ass.....Just a lil FYI...YOU AREN'T STEALING FROM THE HOTEL...THEY ARE FREE. However....you brought a smile to my face yet again. Love your dumb ass

[xoxSandyxox1976]

WTF??? I mean WTH??? LOL

[bustedusername]

i LOLed until i farted!! :P

[poofster333]

i'd kiss your ass but i'm not putting my damn lips on that thing.

[ElijahB1892]

justine, your videos make my day <3

im sorry about the damn shampoo.

ASSHATS!

love, leanne

[kellyb228]

WAAAY to upset over freakin shampoo! Calm down, take a pill.

[SpunkRansomLuvur]

hee snaw. i'm a donkey..

[xxOnceUponATime]

omg your the best! I feel like saying to every other youtubers "ima let you finish but jpmetz is the best youtuber of all time... best youtuber of ALL TIME! "

[PrincessLeeLee07]

I rated this video five stars!

[Pixeldoodle]

hey, you know, we could cuddle, and talk aboutor feelings rather then talk about the cheap shampoo.

[moonxwillow]

earlier today i lost my damn ass keys; since this stuff's supposed to stimulate the senses, do you think it might help me find my keys?

[SpunkRansomLuvur]

wow you suck at life.

[moonxwillow]

wow, thank you... still haven't found my friggin' keys!!!

[xlaurenc]

Great video yet again :)

Ive been to a hyatt hotel too

[jadoredizzi]

this helped nothing asshat. haha i kid i kid. you and your hatred for life....lol i kid again. :-|

[forensicporn]

this is your 69th video. hahahahahahahaha.

[SpunkRansomLuvur]

not funny.

[DuncanDunn]

"my hair looks all soft cause I haven't been USING THIS!" lol

[SomeTipsForLife]

sometimes at night when I dream about beautiful things, i also dream about you. i see you as a mysterious sea nymph, floating above my bed, lush locks floating in the curious wind, and all I can do is smile, knowing your wonderful presence is hovering over me as i sleep and dream and sleep and dream and sleep

[SomeTipsForLife]

you didn't review the product...

[MahinaSinger]

LISTEN ya freakin' asshats kissin' her freakin frick frack ass.. you act like ya don't even know how to kiss a freakin' ass with some god damned freakin' ass poise. watch and learn ya freaking SHITS. Dear Justine, god was about to make you like a normal human being like the rest of us crappy fuckfaced ass munchers but no, your so freaking special that he freaking sprinkled some god damn happy ass fairy powder all over you and whatever the freak else so yea. take the freaking compliment jesus.

[bummercucumber]

The best part of that comment would have to be that I thought you were calling her Jesus for a good three seconds. The best three seconds of my friggin' life.

[MahinaSinger]

she is friggen jesus ya freakin' nutsack.

[bummercucumber]

No need to get angry the hell! OKAY?!?!

[MahinaSinger]

I just got back from working retails all freakin' night long ya idiot, ill get angry if I wanna get the freak angry!!

[bummercucumber]

Well, join the friggin' club. Someone needs a tutorial in dealing the hell.

[SuicideBLondEx]

sha-freakin'-zam

[TheCrimsonW]

wow, your videos are so helpfull, i wouldn't know what to do without them.

->kissing ass

[bubblegumprincessxx]

L0LLLL<333 u make my day.

[JAKEDANIEL5]

I'm just a Love Machine!

And I won't work for NOBODY BUT YOU,

I'm just a love machine!

A HUGGIN' KISSIN' FIEND THE HELL.

[orangejuicekidd]

oh em gee...

i'm ballinq out lauqhinq over here!

ah!

[skippySJB]

Your face is pleasing to my eyeballs.

[Bean13131313]

I love that your as angry as I am. When I'm having a crapass day, I think about you and smile just a tiny little smile where noone can see me.

[bummercucumber]

Every time I watch a video of yours, I bow and chant, "I'm not worthy" Wayne's World style.

[mmzd4297]

u r the reason why i live (kissing Justines ass)

[whitestripesiluv]

The sight of your beautiful face makes my day better. I think it might be your perfect hair. No it is your pretty eyelashes.

[JPSalamancaMusic]

You are the queen of the world and I bow down to worship your majestic and royal presence, for all things will explode lest you come and implode them for them. You are the one whose light will shine until George W. Bush kisses Steve Nash on the lips and their testicles blow up with great envy and anger, and also for great victory like Nazi Germany, but not. Amen.

[misformazing24]

I'd stalk and/or punch a pillow just for you. You are my soulmate <3333

[AMBERISGIR]

*kisses ass*

[Khatastrophic]

Hot damn.. I'd kiss your ass here but there's so many other people doin it before me that i'm scared i'd get swine flu.. So yeah.. *Insert golf clapping here*

[OphliaHuntress1989]

You're so kind. DC hates you back

[CissyTrix]

Everytime you upload a new video my sis texts me to tell me. lol. It wasnt like I just wrote that because i wanted to kiss your ass. lol

[rtbk449]

Spa in a garbage dump...you've got it! :-)

You rock.

[KickasssKaylaaa]

That is the biggest shampoo bottle I've ever seen come from a hotel. Usually they're so small you can only get one use out of em.

[summerglamour09]

I bet people are so jealous of you Justine. I mean not everyone gets to wake up in the morning and look as pretty as you do. You just make beauty look so effortless.

[lilmahjub]

:D You'r awesome. One of a kind, I must say ^^

[juliahessie9]

me and my 2 friends make popcorn and watch all your videos on my mac screen. better than the movie theaters.

[p0pc00kie]

Yeah, those perfect curls...not fair! What do you use for them?

[RJAlover222]

you are my role model for life;]

i'm not kidding!

[Micha3lJJackson]

J-Just wonderful

U-Ultimatley shes gonna win best guru of the year

S-So wants to be my BestFrigginFriend

T-Tottaly the goddess of beauty

I-I LOVE JUSTINE!

N-Never lets me down with her product reviews

E-Everything i look for in a Woman

Love you lots BFFLUWDBWGSFF

[pineapplez342]

I love you more than you could ever imagine. Finally someone in this world is not afraid to be mean. =3

[BubbleCuttie101]

i luv ur vids oh and btw i live under your bed

[xManiaphobia]

you are better than petrilude.

YUP.

[AJay260294]

You are so amazing. i wish i lived near you so we could be BFAAFTWD

(best friends always and forever til we die)

love you babe.

[yoyocanary]

YES.

[blackwaxxblog]

i love you more than soundlyawake.

at least you have hair.

[makeupplz]

failditioner.

just like my fail attempt to put fail into another word.

[peacelove18454]

you're my idol.

[hahaBAMellie]

why did this get so many thumbs downs?

[EMHcybertron]

*insert arse kissing comment here*

:D

[piratesquirtmomo]

"I've been in a bad mood lately!"

lol, when aren't you?

still luv ya videos though : )

[stfusophie]

d.c. > new jersey :)

[fizzyissie]

Loving the hair in this vid!!! Goergouss of course!! Your definitly the best and most helpful guru on youtube!

[BEAUTIFULBYCHANCE]

Did you say "shampoop"??

[Missluvangel]

I could listen to you talking all day long

not kissing ur ass nop..

[YvesBeauty]

im loving it! (Kissing your ass of course)

[hellokiki12]

You are so freaking halarious.

...

That was me kissing you arse.

[EMMASAURx]

Justine's the only makeup guru that's actually a human :)

[lilz0r12]

i'm the epitome of ass-hattery here on youtube :(

[pinklipssstick]

I see everyone is starting to kiss your ass now that you feature comments.

[roksee22]

Hahahahahahaaha u are so funny. You look so cute I love the shirt. What are you wearing on your lips very pretty. Your hair is so cute too!!

[jesbearx0]

oh thats not ass kissing or anything...

[thekidsyoulove]

you so wonderful. i think u the best. if you were my boss i would give you the mug that says worlds best boss.

[KlassikkBabe]

you put a smile on my face when im down.:)

[HighFlyingAddict]

Honey, you're never calm but you make me laugh anyhow ;-)! By tha way..... I asked Nick to do you a favor and ACTUALLY...... It was the first comment to appear on "Outfit Fail" during the "Awkward Dancing Goat Comment Time". Hey, I'm just sayin. SAHHRY

[jazzyjellyjess95]

funnay

it's funny coz u keep on throwing the shampoo on the table...haha

[jjleta]

you are my idol

[leafyutube]

I've seen a number of her videos and it just dawned on me. She's actually pretty hot.

[mills06518]

portico... first three letters stand for portopotty..... love ur vids keep em comming :) friggin hilarious

[itsjudytime]

ohhhhhhhhh goodness. You've made my day Justine!

[8bitErin]

I'm going to get a tattoo of your face over my own face.

Yep. I'm not creepy.

[awoz]

a new goal in my list of things to do before i die is to meet you!!!!

ur toattly awsome and the people and friends in your life are so lucky to have you!!!

[MISSMEDINALUV]

lmao!!

justine!!

i think i want u for x-mas lol ily u made my day!!! bahahahaha

[LilMermaidFairy]

i <3 you justine!

you should rule the world... things would be so much better that way!

[xAsianMystic]

Sorry all is not well in Friggville today, Justine, al because of that friggin' Portico...

[ENERGYx1337]

Dear Justine,

I love your helpful reviews and great makeup tips. Who am I shitting? You suck, damnit.

(Just kidding, I love you. <3)

-Steve

[RainbowPanda17]

Washington D.C. should pay you $100 for every second of anger it caused you. Why? Because you're the king. Apparently.

[DrakulitaVampirenish]

You just made my day with this review!! LOL

[xjuicyyy]

LOL "helpful"

[chiikiita]

i will like freakin cherish u, u are JESUS! funny ass videos!!!ily!!!!(:

[knataliex]

you are a beautiful woman. don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

[hulubuloo]

"kiss my ass comment time" = GENIUS

[TheMakeupPirates]

woooow thanks

[TheJONOmania]

You Are One Of The Most Beautiful Creatures I Have Ever Seen In My Entire Life, And I Live In A Rain Forest...WIth Beautiful Creatures EVERYWHERE!

[allyhally101]

You make me wanna be a man again.

....

Almost.

[brendanwestbury]

It's like I love you.. but I'm not -in- love with you. Maybe we can just be friends... or internet friends. How about I just subscribe to your channel and we never speak again? Okay? okay.

[mikehb0y]

NO! I will not stoop to kissing your dirty ass. I will however stand on my tippy toes to kiss your malicious and spiteful lips.

<3

[Robbosaurus]

*kisses your ass*

I win!

[meghanyo09]

first off how ghetto of a hyatt hotel to SELL things online that are found for FREE at their hotel. did you see that the bar of white ginger soap is $12?

they are LIT! however, you are not lit, you are amazing! best guru to date. future miss youtube winner :)

[rebekahxerin2792]

your videos touch me in ways i could probably get you arrested for :)

[CarlomarPhoto]

Your just scrumptious. Would love to have ya with coffee and cream.