Magazine Sales Scarred Me

[RighteousDameNixFame]

You look like where's waldo! lol

[SplattaPaintChica86]

I like your Hannah Montana poster , bro.

[roxysurfer2]

I got to eat at mcdonalds in a limo!!:)

[kpltf]

i remember those stupid magazine sales in middle school, and i also had a principal that chose to over exaggerate everything. oh, and im 20. so i guess i beat the statitics! :)

[apotvin42]

hey, yeah i am a 13 year old girl. My friends and i are all obsessed with you! ive seen all of your videos!!! your r so funny! im in love with you :)

[vialellis]

marry me?

[1edbassmasterfan1]

... this is why im homeschooled.... i dont have to sell that crap! lol

[sammylovestheyankees]

So I just discovered your channel yesterday, I know... I'm late, but anyways this video was posted on my birthday and it had me laughing hysterically the entire time. I think you're awesome and extremely funny and honestly just an all around great person. keep making videos because I know I'm not the only person that thinks your videos make their day(: and i hope you read this because you said you read all comments. So pleasse write back because that would be soooo cool! I love you. bye

[IroningMyUnderwear]

@sammylovestheyankees Hell ya I read all comments! Thanks a lot! New videos hopefully are coming soon

[ReasonlessSoulx]

I sit here watching this video as a weeble is on my desk next to me. Oh dear god. I laughed through this whole thing.

[eftihia11]

i dig the hannah montana poster

[chocolatejc]

we did the same thing too! 

[pipernoswiping]

MY MOM LOVES LFO!!! And I have the heart and mind of a 13 year old so thats probably why I love you.

[loldudex2]

I actually own TWO Myachi's. I think I deserve a prize.

[TheFed0ra]

I'm a 15 year old girl :P

My middle school did the same thing! Except, we didn't get Miachi (?) sacks. We got some of those rock things that when thrown up in the air they clash together and make a weird noise (I honestly have no idea what they're called, just that we lived for that shit in 7th grade XD). And instead of eating McDonalds in a limo, we were driven to Chuck E Cheese in a limo. Oh yeah, we were pretty badass.

[killyouwithteacup]

His pissed face is hilarious!

[riptide3210]

im a 17 year old guy and im not gay

[handsdown101]

Hey now, I'm a 19 year old girl. ;)

[LipSyncLover]

I'm a 20 year old girl thank u very much lol

[highinbliss]

did you go to Stilwell Junior High?

[orangejuiceangelaa]

hahah omg what is his problem??

[OGLuv]

Hahahaha Funny ass shit!!! I've never subscribed to anyone before but damm,, You are funny so I had to Lol

[jessicajellybean100]

I'm in 7th grade and we have to do those stupid magazine sales but we get stuff like video cameras, 100 dollars and laptops if you sell like 5 subscriptions

[MsJukebox08]

When you said goggly eyes, your eyes got bigger(:

[clpgonefishin23]

Dude, i used to have a miachi!

[ddancewithwolves]

im one of the people who sold too many magazines...

[taylorswift1twilight]

ha im 1 of those 13 year old gurlz, but if u still have those glasses u shod put white tape around the middle of them :)

[fixablecrown]

I SUPER LOL'D

[superRawrasaurous]

haha im 13! lol

[iemh1445]

I paused the video at 1:48, looked up myachi hand sacs, and then he was talking about the consequences of knowing what one was. Do i still have to get out of the house and sell less school magazines?

p.s. I love LFO.

and no, I am not a 13 year old girl.

[tuchodimarg]

so did you even get to shove your face with mcdicks and ride in a pimp limo with a bunch of other magazine selling children?

[blondieechixx005]

fuckin pussy i sold magazines door to door for 7 months traveling the country its bomb......

[csmichotdog]

@faithrf333 OREGON is legit whooo PDX.......@Ironingmyunderwear.­...and you, you stay legit as well

[Hezibeth]

Your nice and cute <3 :D.

PS nice glasses dude :P i have a secret chubby for you!!! :)

[SoLovelyWow]

im a 16 year old girl, and i would love to know... do you ever blink? i mean it's slightly attractive but it's also kind of strange.. lol

[Asiancutiie2525]

HIII I'M 15 .. and you don't care. it's cool :D

[breakandstuff]

for our magazine sales we get to go to kalahari

[sawyerbobby]

you should eat a bunch of mcburgers and go to that guy then throw up on his desk then tell him "there's your burger,sorry for cheating" then just walk away with a really serious face and posture.

[GalaxyRose15]

same thing happened to me, except we were supposed to sell candles. I never sold anything!

[kittykat493]

hey...where's the shout out video for 17 year old girls? (and other miscellaneous age groups)

[theham2011]

Yo bro, just sayin you rock. Me and my friends try making videos. I'm not asking you to promote me or anything, I would just like ur opinion on what we do, so if you have the time to check us out, I'd appreciate it.

[pcelvednce]

holy sh*t!!!!! my school does tht with the weebles and magazines it is stupid!!!!!!!!!!!! i know exactly what ur talkin about

[phuphroo]

thats hilarious i never knew those weebles were used in other schools too

[megacarl87]

Lol, my school did the same thing.

[kikonin0]

ya macdonalds is ok A&W PWNS

[wunnie8]

pedophile!

[MaxwellStudios]

I thought you were KassemG.

[kikonin0]

dude im not i girl and im only 12

[TradeChat]

OMFG LFO! My school sold random shit, totally random shit out of one catalog. All the prizes were crap, then there were always like 3-5 AWESOME prizes but the sales goals to get them were completely impossible. BUT for cheerleading we sold lollypops that everyone was obsessed with and bought, and then we got new uniforms =]

[wildmutt1822]

lol i`m 13 and we had to sell candy

[pootskee33]

Haha sounds like Indian Hills in West Des Moines, Iowa. They did the exact same crap there.

[hearttaylorx3]

I LOVE YOUR GLASSES.

[instantnyfashion26]

im 16, not 13...but im still a girl. your videos are soo funny and i wish you would put more up!

[shelbsohmy]

Have you thought about stand-up? cause I think I would like, maybe watch you. Do it up real big.

[cleanlittlemexi]

Hey, I was actually pumped for the limo ride!

I'm not going to lie, stuffing my face with fast food in a limo sounds pretty exciting.

[Bogmire11]

I live in Nine Mile Falls, and we have the magazine sales lol the top prize was a lava lamp, worst prize was like a carnival ticket or something

[kaylabeanx]

Your glasses are awesome. XD

Definitely reminds me of Kassem G.

But you have better eyes. XD

[MsLolgeek]

lol im a 12 year old girl. wasssaaaabbi?

[NinaNeko4]

I'm not 13!... haha, I'm 12. lol, I absolutely love your videos. I got, like 7 friends to watch and subscribe for you. They love ur videos too. I hope you make more!!!

[urfat1234]

wow i feel gay for watching ur videos now since im a guy..but hey u r pretty funny

[madddiecake]

Seriously this video kills me every time. The slick guy with the pounding music... coming out playing with his miachi handsack hahahhhahahah this was my Stilwell magazine selling experience to a TEE!

[HillEssis93]

mh. im 16. that just made me get the hell up and go do something productive.

so am goin now.

...but wait. "bolog-nah" haha shit was funny.

k am going. ..now.

[YuuTubeCritic19]

5:30 --- that's what she said. haha ;)

[lexi1022986]

sweet hannah montana/miley cyrus poster in the backround =]

[exgymnastconfessions]

haha i remember this stufff. i always wanted to do it and felt so left out when my mom wouldn't let me :( hahahah

[player21xk]

u look like kassem G lol

[WeetProductions]

HAHAH the limo luncheon! I wanted that sooo badly in middle school. Sadly, I never sold enough magazines, but I did get a few weebles. Another prize was a giant 5 pound candy bar...

[dakotazoe]

i'm 100!!!!!!!!!!!!! not 13....jks i'm 14

[JAWSHorTEASE]

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG­GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG IVE BEEN TRYING TO REMEMBER THE NAME OF THOSE!!! WEEBLES!! THANKS SO MUCH TYLER MY GOODNESS....i feel like you answered my 5 year old question, wow.

[davidthrashdat]

3:15....alright Dane Cook

[super92]

i iz 17 :)

and i know LFO :( i remember seeing them on MTV as a kid then college humor reminded me of then in one of their videos

[faithrf333]

hahaha, im a 13 year old girl. your my fav cuz u talk about real stuff thats funny. most o fthis stuff has happened to me or a friend. magazine sale are stupid they drive me insane, and half the time ppl forget to give them to the ppl that payed for them lol. and the prizes are stupid. keep on makin awesome videos.comment back. oh and Hey i got all my friend here in OREGON to watch ur videos and hopefully subcribe.. thanks

[IroningMyUnderwear]

Hey! Thanks for the kind words! I didnt realize so many schools do these stupid sales stuff. Its awesome that you know its stupid now. I was not so smart when I was your age. hha. THANK YOU FOR TELLING YOUR FRIENDS! I really appreciate it!

[vaulter4]

yeah mag crew is crazy my experience was as well awful

[instantnyfashion26]

@faithrf333 i live in oregon! ha

[wunnie8]

dude he's a pedophile... idiot 13 yr old chick

[willsean0415]

HAHAHAHA the magazine drives are soo gay. Are school did it. It is the Biggest scams. K make a vid with ur friends in it or something. And next time in ur vids say "dagos is a boss" at the end. That would be awesome. K thanks.

[momowowo16]

hahaahhaha my school had the weeble things!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!

and they were like red and u like could tie them on ur pencil!

[iggyzp]

WEEEPLULS

[Ayllaa2011]

Haa Imm Deff Nott 13(;

Imm 17(;

[maz148]

haha im not 13 :)

[ZOMGAPOTATO]

And we also had postcard things and prizes, too.

[ZOMGAPOTATO]

Hey, they had weepuls when I was a kid as well.

[rori909]

'hand sack' sounds really raunchy! lol

[latterox21]

omg u got this soo right. especially the weebles!

[mayshaybaby]

hey i have a myachi ! haha

[animalcrossingfan1]

haha i no what he's talkin about with the postcards my lil bro n sis would go through phone books trying to fill those up. freakin hilarious

[mcfitzg]

omg you got that soo right!

[mandapresta]

I legit pronounce blogna the way you just did. I think its hilarious cause I thought I was the only one who did it.

[sanibelparadise6]

OMG WEEPLES!!!!!!! or it is weebles? i forget....but anyway, WE HAD THOSE TOO!!!!

[TaylorSwiftFan1323]

5 stars for bologna!

[minimattau]

heres a fun story for you that links like 4 of your scarred stories together.

im in high school and i sold magazine subscriptions and i won a limo ride for me and 5 friends to this big dance after thanksgiving. irony.

[volcomguy32]

lol whoever has heard of LFO it sounds gay.

btw when i think about it im so in love with her every other time.

[dhoffeditz]

why in God's name do you have a hannah montana poster hahhaha

[XxallixaddictionxX]

i REMEMBER those stupid magazine sales! my mom would end up doing all the work for me and she was so happy when i got out of middle school. now in high school freshmen have yankee candle sales and sophomores have cookie dough and my mom wants to kill the school for it. damn school fundraisers they need to end!

[broadwayxlover4]

lmao. 14.

[MuffinChip00]

LFO hahahaha summer girls oh ya

[xkidnapper]

i had a candy sale :)..lol

[oxcutiiepiie]

oh my god

my school just did everythingg you said

so trueee(: !!!

[antonkorolevsliy]

im not a 13 year old girl. : / i think you should recheck your demographic.

[Papurplanes]

haha 15, but close :)

[fadboy55]

we did this same exact thing at my school early this month

[TwixAndy]

Lol same here, we are doing it here in California too, everything you said matches what happened last week, so far, I only sold 1 and... Not doing so well, the thing thats sucking us kids in are these rubber ducky key chains and we like trade and all that and everyday for a month the principal calls out one lucky duck and you go to the office choose whether you want like 10 mini sports game in your room or $100, if I won, I'd get the $100 :p

[holygass1234]

haha btw

you kinda look like "wheres waldo" with those glasses!!

no offense

..-..

[holygass1234]

ok i live in utah, and we are doing the exact same thing right now!! haha

im a ninth grade boy.../

[msRluvsU]

I should watch the video before I comment.

[msRluvsU]

Fuck man, I know!!!! And then your reward would be, like, a pen. And if you sold 250 things, you got to ride in a limo, which you pointed out in a different video was the shittiest waste of money and time ever.

[xxirishdancer456]

bahaha i remember the weevils and the mcdonalds limo trip! such child labor...

[karebear583]

Lol, im not 13

im 15. But i am a girl.

You look so damn hot in those glasses.

[water4life25]

At my old school we went 2 pizza hut

[laurendisco1]

ok so im not gonna lie i was in middle school a couple years ago and the fricken weebles still work the same and the limo prize still exists ...only you get to go to bonanza

[xoSavieox18]

HAHAH that's truee.. we got fucking stupid weebles.. and we traded them for like $3

[chocolatelover362]

Oh my god, this is SO true!

About the douche bag who sells magazine sales!!

Ahahhaha, weebles!

Now you like, get cash for them or something.

What middle school did you go to?? Indian Hills or Stilwell?

[kaytower]

i just realized that with those wayfarers, you kinda look like gabe saporta from cobra starship(:

[GameRater1000]

hehe, handsack

[dillywilly12]

hahaha i had a wee ball thing

its the biggest scam schools have down to us

[intothewoodsjr11]

You look more natural with the glasses on. 8DD

Ha ha, 13 and a girl.

Just finished middle school, no selling yay! ^^ Going into ninth, so maybe, though. DX

Wow. xDDD That principal needs to watch his blood sugar. xD

[TheInterestingMan]

I love weebols and that is about the only think i got

[thrdegreburns]

You look like Jonah Hill in those glasses

[xvon018]

Oh god we hd fucking weebuls too thats so jacked upp!! haa im 14 year old girl woot:))

[ayceemac]

sooooo, hannah montana poster? :)

i thought you said you wereen't gay, ahhaha

:P just kidding

[PjectManhattan]

the first related video on the side is pedophile beards from jon lajoie hahaha

[dom4394]

im 15!

hahaha:)

but im a girl hah

so u did get that right :) hah

[liivelaughlove10]

omgg im just laughing at how true this is.

hahaha I RODE IN THAT LIMO! lol (my friend was the top magazine seller)

i was pretty cool in 7th grade lmaoo

[jenjen5678]

i did that magazine thing too!

ughh. BIGGEST scam of my life.

absolutely awefule.

[dukeplaya99]

holy crapthey came to my school as is the biggest rip of ever one of the prizes was a giant weeble lol, and the weeples they gave u can stick to things and if u stuck one on ur shirt and a teacher saw u u got a piece of candy but not jsut any teacher it had to be like a special one haha idk how to explain it but i love ur videos and ur very funny

[princeszme]

however my chanel says 22. XD

HAHA.

LAME.

LFA.

[princeszme]

Dude,

you look so... ehm. Hot in those glasses.

I'm sorry. but you are. =$

and hey, im not 13! I'm 12. hahaha

no i'm joking. ;) 20!! yeah.

Love from Amsterdam

[madddiecake]

This is the funniest thing I have ever seen. EXACTLY like 7th and 8th grade at stilwell. hahaha god.. I never realized how STUPID that limo ride with mcdonalds food sounded..

[dkoch2]

haha so did ya ride in the limo? lol

[wintersjillian]

HOLY SHIT!! haha i remember weebuls! magazine sales were like the worst part of junior high haha your awesome and your videos are so hilarious

[subzeroschneider]

haha i live in england and we dont do anything like this xD im glad cus it sounds crap xD

[Mriietube]

Thank god I live in Holland.. I'd hate to go 'round houses to make them buy crappy-ass magazines for school, god no. Luckily that never happens here. Maybe next year they'll start with it. Don't tell them!

[IroningMyUnderwear]

Who knows. Soon they may be coming to your country. Its like a ghost story. haha

[precious563]

OMG! dats sounds so much like my middle shool. Excepet we did cookies,magizines,and jewerly. Our limo took us to golden Corral for da whole day, and if you sold 50 items u got a 9 inch plasma tv?! For our post cards we only had to fill out seven and u got a free gas card for a month or my favorite a airhead?!

[zabellaed]

im a freshman in college now but i'd just like to say...THIS IS MY LIFE STORY (except for the part about the vice principal mishap) yea i totally did the fill in the coupon shit cause i wasn't about to go to my neighbor creeper's house and ask them to buy useless magazines from me buutttttt ANYWAYS i put down everyone i could think of including my friends and their parents, got away with it and ended up smashhed in a hummer limo with some chick-fil-a. LOVE YOUR VIDEOS and your hotness helps(:

[itsFrannyJluv]

uhmm im 14 thankyou very much!

[jillianjigs11]

lol when i was in middle school we had the EXACT same thing-including the weebles, which of course I also desperately wanted

but i filled out the packet with fake names and was caught...no limo ride for me :(

p.s lovin the demetri martin!

[skullfan135]

*watch video while reading this* i'm 16 dude,high school. my junior high school did cookie dough,lol,wtf. don't worry about being off topic. the doucher was the greatest,ALL sterotypes filled. "YOU KNOW YOU WANT HAPPY MEALS IN A LONG CAR!!!" You have glasses on randomly. I'd do the same thing to get the prize,lol. You look real pissed. assistant principles are tools. with no lube. Pimp away.

[TheFray150028]

actually,

i'm like, younger than that.

but your stories are hilarious.

i love you; you're adorablleeee. <3

[nzprep123]

15 year old girls. all my friends are obsessed with you. hahhahaha

[IroningMyUnderwear]

Well thank you! Its nice to know people like my videos!

[oceanmotionx3]

hahaha we did magazine sales too! that was dumb!

[kusaitsuru]

I live in Canada and when I was in sixth and seventh grade, we had to go around selling magazine subscriptions and christmas gifts from this catalogue. There would be extremely overpriced gifts with breast cancer logos on them, ect. The first prize was usually a pen with a rubber thing with eyes on the top, and you work your way up to some of the top prices where you're entered into a draw to win a teeny ipod shuffle. ~whoo

[tictacaddicts]

i was so jealous of the assholes who got to eat mcdonalds in the limo.

[tinasnow03]

hahahaha this is the funnest video u have ever made

[lorisimp333]

r the glasses new?

[MiSSCHERRi09]

SOME DOUCHER.....lOL!

[sica50001]

haha fuck that i never did that shit i told my mom i was, nd went nd smoked

[flomoflo08]

hahahahahahaha

i remember that!!!!! hahaha the weebles... and the limo ride!! ahhaah same thing at my school... oh gosh i thoguth my school was the only one!

[chillyairplane420]

Is there any way I can hire you to come out and just talk all day long? I would pay to sit and just listen to you, this guy is my fucking idol.

[missyBee16]

duuuuude, i love your glasses!

[eachequal]

got me watchin! :)

[nikki90898]

lol "100% 13 year old girls"

you got me! :D

[MouthsLikSdwndrMisls]

ahahaha, I remember that thing from 7th grade too! I didn't do it though, I was a pretty smart pre-pubescent teenager. I knew it was a scam.

[adamrob13]

thats totally true, i went to indian hills too

[greengrl500]

HAHAHAA you have no idea how much i wanted that mcdonalds in a limo. sooo damn bad. lol

[graffitimaster9340]

you really are one hell of a story teller man. i can listen to you all day, and blogs normally get on my nerves.

[YOYOYOPinkyToe]

haaa I didnt have weebles in my school but I think my cousins did and i think they started making their own and then tried to sell them to me one time. But my school.. had almost the same thing (including the creep who would come to the assembly) but we'd sell food and wrapping paper and other crazy stuff and the best prizes were AMAZING but id always forget about it only win like...a pencil loool

[xoMicky]

What's with the Hannah Montana poster?

[IroningMyUnderwear]

I just thought to myself... "what will make me really cool?" and then I saw taht and got it!

[FiltratedGrub]

i swear to god you must have gone to my school. where do you live?

[rentheading]

i remember the weeblesss.

my school used to take them and cut the "hair" and give them mohawks.

[xoxsscaaamxox]

No joke this was my experience with that in HS i got sucked into it i won tickets to a Uconns women basketball game woooooo

[xoxsscaaamxox]

OMG i did this in 7th grade wow good memories

[hautefederation]

you remind me of Sam Sparro..i just discovered your videos and i love them <3

[wetwater2]

ha ha i just started watching your movies today and i love them, keep up the good work, i have a feeling your going to be a big stand up comedian one day

[GinnieAndJanaShow]

Lol; When You We're Like Had Your Mouth All Small And Stuff Immatating The Assistance Princable i Was Doing It Too And I didn't even Know It Until I Looked At You And You Stopped. Lol

[bigwesut89]

i didnt even realize the vid was 10 minutes long until you pointed it out haha