Jesus Died LOL Returns

[LNRODful]

To everyone that has a issue with these videos, your "God" and your "Devil" are references of the good and bad in you. It's not about a man that appears to have white hair and is Omnipotent nor is it about a man with red skin and horns laughing manically. Those are just IMAGES and if you believe these things then there's a name for that, it's called IDOL WORSHIPPING. I'm a Nihilist, so all this doesn't really matter but for all you morons threatening this guys because of a name shameful.

[222MrTomas]

Your going to hell bitch

[LNRODful]

@222MrTomas And you supposedly going to Heaven?

[ihatepainoplayers]

make a gamertaag so terrible it will make a dude cry :D

[skeliskull]

well mister.... "I LOVE PEEENUS" god hates gays so your going to join him.

[9a6m]

The second guy "hah, he did. And he was a jew"

[420dirtnap]

Im not a christian. I have no religion. I believe in jesus and god and thats it.

[LNRODful]

@420dirtnap I also have no religion but you shouldn't get so mad over something that isn't directed at you.

[SatanFang]

This is proof that christianity deserves to be destroyed, stupid brainwashed morons. They sound like a broken record, it's like they don't want individuality in this world. They just want everyone to be the same, notice how a lot of them call him gay.

[ChuckLonewolf]

You are Light Years ahead, Sir.

[FranTheTrickster]

cracked.com sent me here.

[420dirtnap]

This is blasphemous............WHAT U THINK THIS IS FUNNY. This isnt funny. Jesus will not stand for this blasphemy. Hes coming.......really.soon and all shall be judged. You think its funnny. You wont be laughing when the day of judgement comes.you have been warned.

[JesusDiedLOL]

@420dirtnap Holy shit. This is scary.

[ShanChanx3]

@420dirtnap Fag.

[KingSharlix]

@420dirtnap I Got one sentance that will ruin the possibility of anybodies religon: If your religons true then why isnt in public schools history books? Its a gamertag. you really think some guy is gonna pay for it? go Fuckin tell that to the guy named hitler, and he was REAL and proven to be REAL

[musicmanz15]

@420dirtnap Woah watch out guys, we got a bad ass here.

[SatanFang]

@420dirtnap Seeing as you're a christian do you like Adolf Hitler? And The Crusades? They were christians too!

[MrMaxQuack]

@SatanFang Hitler was a Roman Catholic... but yes, he still believed in Jeshua (Jesus), Yahweh (the christian gods real name, as stated in older copies of the bible, before it was edited to teach that there is only one true god) and the bible. He also thought he was doing gods work by killing the jews. A lot of christians say Hitler was an atheist, surely if he was an atheist, his sick sadistic mind would have hated all religious people equally?

Funny isnt it? Evil churches claiming to be good,

[SatanFang]

@MrMaxQuack Err I'm a LaVeyan Satanist and I don't hate all religions, just christianity. Look at The Bible, it's got all kinds of awful crap like stone your children to death, stone women to death and stone gay people to death.

[MrMaxQuack]

@SatanFang I'm an atheist, I've read the bible too, I dont see how any good person could follow the evil rules laid out in leviticus.

[AlexWerkmeister712]

@SatanFang

Can you explain what a Satanist really is?

You don't worship the Devil (which doesn't exist, as well as the Abrahamic God), do you?

What separates you from an atheist?

[SatanFang]

@AlexWerkmeister712 There's two types of Satanism, LaVeyan Satanism and Symbolic Satanism. LaVeyan Satanism is atheism with a set of teachings and encourages individualism, self-control and an eye for an eye personality. Symbolic Satanism is where you actually worship Satan, therefore believing in religious crap like God but nor worshipping him.

[AlexWerkmeister712]

@SatanFang

Hmm, that's interesting!

Symbolic Satanists seem pretty outright retarded, in that case.

[SatanFang]

@AlexWerkmeister712 You're right!

[AlexWerkmeister712]

@SatanFang

Oh, I forgot to ask.

Why is it called Satanism if it has nothing to do with Satan?

Is there some double-meaning to the word "satan?"

[SatanFang]

@AlexWerkmeister712 In this religion Satan doesn't mean a big bad guy in a dress, it represents yourself. Same goes for God.

[AlexWerkmeister712]

@SatanFang

Really interesting stuff man. You learn something new every day!

I do have to say though, Anton LeVeyan looks something like an evil elf, haha. :P

But you've got me researching more about it. Thanks for informing!

[SatanFang]

@AlexWerkmeister712 You're welcome :)!

[LNRODful]

@SatanFang See I don't like Satan because to me, I think he's just like a kid seeking friends but do I supposedly think it's your fault? No because that's what you believe in and honestly I don't like it when people throw their religion in my or others faces. And I have never seen any other religion except Christians throwing religion in our face. Talking about " If you don't go to church, your going to Hell.", That makes no sense. How is not going to church that bad evil?

[SatanFang]

@LNRODful This guy thinks I'm Satan and that I'm seeking friends, hahahaha. I don't believe in Satan, I don't throw any religion in peoples faces. In fact I think you're the only kid here, looking for fights and trying to look like some sort of victim when you say you cry when people throw religion in your face. You're no different either.

[LNRODful]

@SatanFang I think you misunderstood me. I meant to say that just because your Satanic, that doesn't mean your Satan. And my theory of Satan Aka The Devil is, that he's like a kid looking for friends (followers).Unlike Satan, God wants people to fear his power and worship him. I didn't call you Satan by the way. Lol I don't know you to be claiming your the Prince Of Darkness. Sorry for the misunderstanding.

[SatanFang]

@LNRODful Heh, no Satan hates everyone. Of course he doesn't exist and that it's all biblical nonsense, if God existed he wouldn't deserve any power or praise. He created you the way you are therefore creating murderers, rapists, racists, thieves oh and cancer. Now lets not forget the last one!

[LNRODful]

@SatanFang I always thought it was a personal choice, whether someone wanted to be a murderer or a rapist, and God is just as cruel as any murderer. But life means nothing, it always has and always will. So kill a billion people and nothing changes because killing is nor good or bad.

[SatanFang]

@LNRODful Of course, but according to Christianity it's that God created you the way you were.. so he created you to be an atheist/Satanist.

[LNRODful]

@SatanFang Oh, I never saw it like that. Wow. Lol It's A Paradox

[SatanFang]

@MrMaxQuack And catholics.

[MrMaxQuack]

@420dirtnap We've been waiting long enough...

[AlexWerkmeister712]

@420dirtnap

OH NOES, D: A cosmic, Jewish zombie is coming back to eat our brains!?

Fuck Christianity. It's a bullshit, copycat religion that used threats, violence, scare tactics, and other cheap tactics to convert people.

I'll be laughing when your "Judgement Day" doesn't come, and Christianity finds another lying excuse so they don't lose any more of what little (if any) credibility they have left.

[Pentagon1337]

@420dirtnap Not sure if trolling, or fucking stupid.

[Samtastrophi]

@420dirtnap I.....I.....I can't tell if you are serious or not.

[DamnDrtyVagrant]

@420dirtnap hahaha yeah i think Jesus would he was pretty tolerant from what i hear i dont even believe he was the sun of god, well hell i dont believe in a god, yet i seem to know more about your messiahs teachings than you. what a world.

[wwesuxbigtime]

@420dirtnap coolstorybro

when jesus does come, tell him to bring beer. all of us here with a sense of humor are all out

[FUZZEYMONKEY]

@420dirtnap I don't think jesus would send anyone to hell for a xbox gamertag <.<

[kanatapaw]

@420dirtnap i dont belive in god

just something to worship like aliens

[LNRODful]

@420dirtnap Wasn't "God" suppose to judge people,not Jesus?

[slickman911]

your gamertag is awesome! why didnt i think of that!?

[budaloxx13]

When is someone gonna make a SatanLivesLOL account?

[ghostguy2k7]

@67chevy7 Proof? None? Thought so.

[CWScott24]

i think some of the other gamertags in the lobbies are funnier

[67chevy7]

i just want to know why you think its funny that somebody who preached about loving your neighbor, and to be civil and keep peace in the world, was tortured and killed. Speaking aside from religion.

[CrucifyTheBastard]

@67chevy7 Because the world is full of morons who worship him.

[masterdragunov]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL stupid christians

[Kangalen]

@masterdragunov 

[masterdragunov]

@Kangalen finaly somebody who is not brainwashed by his parents

[Umnerd]

Man you're a hero!

[rudygetsplenty]

I super fucking love you I'm going to spam all of your videos. I'm totally going to create an Xbox live account just to try to come up with something this funny.

[AlexMcPwnr]

I believe in God Jesus and all that stuff but DAMN this is awesome, good job.

[conkerfreak]

You should make an Xbox Live "faggot" montage.

[Rawr1mFox]

Jesus died a jew is a song by say anything :D

[m3tallic]

Lol this proves how utterly retarded Christianity is. People actually think you are going to burn in agony for an eternity because you insulted some people's dead imaginary friend. What a fitting punishment.

[EvoProd]

@m3tallic proves how utterly retarded religion* is

[SatanFang]

@m3tallic LOL YEAH!

[1397051993]

lol, such devout worshipers.

[VitoScaletta25]

I'LL REPORT YOU FOR KILLIMG!!! WHAT DID I EVER DO TO TO YOU FOR TORTUING ME THAT FUNNY ASS CLICHE! THUMBS UP GOTCHA! HAA HAA GONNA THUMBS YOU UP! AND REQUEST! GOOD JOB! P.S. MUSLIM/ AMERICAN/BLACK/WHITE! NO OFFENSE! YOUR VERRY KEEN INDEED THATS FUNNY AS SHIT!

[JesusDiedLOL]

@VitoScaletta25 That's what I was about to say.

[RockstarKisses13]

This is the best thing ever

[Qman9388]

lol did you dashboraded after finding different lobby or played the game :)

[JesusDiedLOL]

@Qman9388 I played all the games. I didn't go into matchmaking to just to get a reaction and leave.

[ToothNroost]

@JesusDiedLOL Hehe Nice Name Man Add Me GT: CosmicJesus - Nah ITs CosmicHornet I should make it that though nice job :P

[jffry890]

pfft... shows how uptight and hypocritical some people can be. especially anyone who claims to be religious yet acts like a fkin athiest.

[darkwolf6600]

wait im wondering something

now did u like just did it without thinking about it or did know the implications of it?

im fine either way, think the vids are hilarious!

Love it dude:'D

[JesusDiedLOL]

@darkwolf6600 What does this gamertag imply?

[darkwolf6600]

@JesusDiedLOL who mine or urs?

[Spectre1995]

Jesus died LOL.

[pSychOAtDawn]

They call you a faggot, when they love a jewish man and would get on their knees to kiss his feet.

[rankedyrank]

BLACK PEOPLE

[KaiokenKaro]

be osama died lol next

SOMEONE HAS TO BE OSAMA DIED LOL

[Drogmir]

I ran into similar things with my tag:

Ordoxenos666

I wasn't really thinking when I made it. But it was funny seeming people flip out and say I'm going to hell and whatnot.

Cause the entire thing is just a geek reference to Warhammer.

People are too uptight over stupid things

:P

[mikeloserface]

LMFAO XD you make me wanna get an XBOX and buy halo 3

[theonlyonebuttwo]

I am really enjoying theses vids!! make more religion bashing gamertags please!

[JesusDiedLOL]

@theonlyonebuttwo I'm busy that day.

[redbirdjack]

your gamertag doest exist anymore.

[JesusDiedLOL]

@redbirdjack No shit.

[redbirdjack]

@JesusDiedLOL you should make a full length documentary

[KaiokenKaro]

@redbirdjack its horrible right?

[MyLife4SC]

LOL @ LAUGHTER!!!!! 0:49 !!

[Mylastmanstanding]

funny how those people are overreacting... everyone has his own opinion and we should respect that...

[godblesspagans]

Change to "jesus squirts when speared lol"

[schybba]

183 likes, 17 dislikes at the moment. Speaks for itself, dunnit?

[render329you]

HOES ON MY DICK BECAUSE I LOOK LIKE JESUS

[Biginitiald]

Its funny how all these "christians" are sitting there cussing you out not being very good christians... And some of them calling you a fucking jew... their precious Jesus WAS A JEW!  God the christian masses are really ignorant and just dont think do they...

[koglaa]

@Biginitiald I'm pretty sure they knew he was a Jew (although thats debatable)

[Artin95]

It's funny how those 10 years old to shitheads realy try to act like a grown-up XD

[thebigE32]

Hey guys, jesus isn't real....hahahahahahahaha

[dpocc2]

I've made a gamertag called JesusDied4meLOL... haven't gone online with it yet. ;)

[blackhotbird2002]

Yo upload some more video. This shit is hilarious !!. HAhaha

[JesusDiedLOL]

@KampferXeon Nope; 19.

[JesusDiedLOL]

@KampferXeon Why would I want to act 19 when I could act 10?

[KampferXeon]

@JesusDiedLOL Good point!

[sXevan90]

@JesusDiedLOL Why is making your name Jesus Died LOL acting like you're 10? 10 year olds are the only people who wouldn't laugh at this. In my opinion your name should have been "RELIGION LOL" but that's just me.

[ph0chiz0]

@KampferXeon

ahaha dumbass

[KampferXeon]

@ph0chiz0 Because "ahaha dumbass" is the most intelligent remark ever.

[ph0chiz0]

@KampferXeon

You, my good sir, are what society would consider an under-educated individual.

[KampferXeon]

@ph0chiz0 That's coming from "ahaha dumbass" over here.

Saying, "You, my good sir," does not make you smart, and neither does using the word "individual."

Stop trying to use sophisticated language; you're bad at it.

[ph0chiz0]

@KampferXeon

Well, you're hard to please. What are you trying to prove anyway?

[ExplictEditz]

THIS IS THE BEST .. why didn't I think of this ..

[maikoo25]

awwww, i wanted to add this guy on xbox. but apparently his GT is banned now

[JesusDiedLOL]

@maikoo25 It's not banned, but about 3 weeks ago due to changes in Microsoft's Xbox Live policy, I was forced to change it. No big deal, though. I don't really use it anymore anyway.

[Rdenairius1991]

@JesusDiedLOL do you have anymore?

[JesusDiedLOL]

@Rdenairius1991 Do I have what anymore?

[Rdenairius1991]

@JesusDiedLOL I don't know , another funny video of hearing people reaction about your gametag? Are you don't have no more.

[Rdenairius1991]

@Rdenairius1991 I mean do you plan on making anymore videos

[MrIDirtyPenguin]

I tried making something like this on PSN, but it doesn't allow a lot of words related to religion apparently. I would have loved to have BabyEatingAtheist but it was one character too long, and atheist isn't allowed in a PSN ID. Total bummer.

[XmagicbulletX]

My best gamertag was ChristLovedDeck.

Now I play under BurnethThyBible

[silenthunter6]

funny thing is this happens alot on xbl i have both a ps3 and an xbox 360 and on the psn my name AuschwitzBBQ yet no one has insulted me yet

[wildmanchris200]

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[JesusDiedLOL]

@wildmanchris200 That's a lot of "y"s.

[Rdenairius1991]

@JesusDiedLOL ....soooooo.. what s with the tag

[Rdenairius1991]

@JesusDiedLOL ....soooooo.. what s with the tag? because I don't get it. :o

[JesusDiedLOL]

@Rdenairius1991 What's there to get? It's just a gamertag.

[Levitikai]

Aww, lol at all the poor indoctrinated offended children.

[Chasehead]

Also, jesus died. You never said anything about him being DEAD. According to a great historical piece of fiction, he was resurrected right? "Jesus died, lots of love!"

[Chinchirra]

Gotta love the guy who said "Wow Jesus died... you are goin to hell." His name was "PEEEEENUUUUS"

[MrElcholo133]

lol at 1:10

[KoanSilver21]

wh ydoes everyone assume the lol means laugh out loud.....

[lauredhel]

I dont believe in unicorns either

LOL

[VlcakStalker]

Muhammed Died LOL, I wonder if that would get suspended?

[ycbearful]

FUCK JesusDied.LOL he plays Halo and BFH what a fucking Loser for hacking that fucking cunt i hope he sees my message the little cunt

[JesusDiedLOL]

@ycbearful It's a good thing I'm not JesusDied.LOL. I'm Jesus Died LOL. Read my channel, you weewoad.

[VVWEtitantrons]

@JesusDiedLOL Yeah, WEEWOAD! WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[JesusDiedLOL]

@VVWEtitantrons That was random.

[tastytoco11]

i sent you a friend request

[Codis998]

I don't know why you would go to hell just for having that name online

[alejo1495]

bro i just wanted to say that i apoligize if any so called Christians wrote anything that you may find offensive. i personally follow the teachings of Christ and although lots of people find this offensive, including me, i still understand what you were trying to do. i could see why people find it funny. i just wanted to apoligize, once again,for my so called fellow Christians,because if they are saying things like that,then they really arent Christian,for they do not follow Christ's teachings.

[JesusDiedLOL]

@alejo1495 I don't want an apology, especially from someone who didn't do anything.

[LanceMurtagh]

@JesusDiedLOL

Whatever you need to tell yourself to make up for the fact you're a faggottttttttttttttttttttttttt­ttttttttttttttttttttttttt

[LanceMurtagh]

@alejo1495

wtf are you apologising for? the faggott is asking for everything he gets with a name like that

[JesusDiedLOL]

@LanceMurtagh Ha ha. Can't even spell a six lettered word.

[LanceMurtagh]

@JesusDiedLOL

The extra t emphasises how much of a 'faggot' you really are

[JesusDiedLOL]

@LanceMurtagh Whatever you need to tell yourself in substitute of the fact that you misspelled a six lettered word.

[mayuri206]

Another funny vid

[MasterShot2k5]

I am so changing my Gamertag to iR8p Jesus

[ya0sef]

says the guy who loves peeenus lol i rofld in real life XD

[razza779]

YOUR A NOOB ALL YOU DO IS HACK BFH!

[JesusDiedLOL]

@razza779 "You're", not "your" and no, I'm not.

[PGumphrey]

@razza779 shut up

[ExtremistVideos]

@razza779 I do though, if that makes you feel better. I'm not hacking him, as I am atheist as well.

[l4dlovemaker2000]

@JesusDiedLOL i love your gamer tame wanta game some time?

[JesusDiedLOL]

@l4dlovemaker2000 Not really. I don't know you nor do you me.

[l4dlovemaker2000]

@JesusDiedLOL ok man ill just find u the old fashen way...going throught a billion halo 3 slaer maches!

[JesusDiedLOL]

@l4dlovemaker2000 I don't play slayer or Halo 3 anymore.

[antigravitydawgz]

Im catholic but these redneck protestant stupid shits make me laugh my ass off! haha

[nightjj]

You sir, made my day!

Jesus Died LOL :D!!!

Favourited and subscribed.

[dannyscandrett777]

No matter what you do in life, someone will be offended. A person can't spend their lives trying to please everyone. What this guy did would be the same as if I had a gamer tag: " the tooth fairy died LOL" . However, one would have reacted the same way. why? I think people take themselves and their make belief belief system, which has no scientific backing way to serious.

[JesusDiedLOL]

@dannyscandrett777 I'm glad someone understands this.

[YouKilledYourMaster]

Awesome video. I love the ignorant reactions in the video.

[Avt137]

Hahaha so funny, there are thousands of people called Jesus

[SLoBRoDTP]

lol @ 0:04 "HeHe he did and he was a jew"

[JohnnyBoyy128]

lmfao! im a christian and i find this soo funny haha

[ya0sef]

hahaha cool video

[ACDubstep]

LOL, 1:14

[mommysantichrist]

hey, hey, HEY!

this is not cool!

Jesus needed to have existed to have died!!!

[MSIxxSTONECOLD]

Hahahahah.

I love this.

[j3m4z]

Can xbox livers survive without using the word "Faggot"?