Fatal Staples Center Collapse Brings Merciful Early End To Clippers Game

[Servonix]

"Oh we're glad they all died so they didn't have to watch their team get pulverized." Ouch man.

[xSoftButFirm]

"Thank God they all died"

I remember watching this a year ago and laughing just as hard as I am now.

[TheDroidSector101]

"Collapse saves thousands from watching Clippers game" LMAO! This made my day.

[and1streetz]

CP3 throwing alley-oops to Blake Griffin will make this video look whack

[iownuinsc2rolf]

'any clippers survived?' no everyone died' 'thank god, that is such a relief' xD

[ugarte6262]

It's fake 100 percent fake

[gortogato]

@ugarte6262 umm duh?

[1danyol1]

@ugarte6262 can you prove that it's fake using empirical evidence? no? didn't think so.

[PinoThePizzaman77]

@ugarte6262:No shit??

[TheOkami1113]

"I know he's in a better place now; a place with no Clippers": Implying the Clippers are going to hell...or the championships.

[ItsJron]

i hate you

[kevintothe11]

"Thank god, they all died"

[MidnightPaperBoy]

a bit much i think even if it was a joke

[fawncko]

@BlackBrickStudioz DUH the fact you had to state that proves your idiocy, it's the onion this is what they do. God I just can't get over how dumb yo are.

[420Killuminati420]

"Thank god they all died, now did any clippers players make it out alive?"

"No, according to eyewitnesses- "good... good"

[Hamuladadon]

LMAO

[aswagga02]

265 people are clippers fans

[noobwerd]

lmao!

[GirlBacon]

@BlackBrickStudioz wow ur so smart did u figure tht one out by yourself while you were touching yourself cuz ull nvr get a girlfriend ... no shit its fake sherlock ... im not even gonna waste any more of my time on this ... just go die in a hole

[XxAt0mIcKiTtYxX]

LMAO : " thank god they all died " ROFLL

[oFMJBOYg]

THANK GOD THEY ALL DIED LOFLZ

[KobraCola]

hahahahaha the blake griffin part is the best part

[wornoutshoes11]

THIS IS MEAN!

[twisterluvas]

you guys suck really thank god they died you guys are plain mean what if someone said that to you and plus its fake

[AntalisVonLeus]

LOL I just realized this was fake... IM RETARDED

[RawrTehDinoz]

"thank god, they all died."

XDD

[ddpresearch07]

Her husband is in a better place. A place without the Clippers.

Classic line!

[phxsns1]

1:10 Rofl "Good, good. Thank god!:"

[jeepinsane87and89]

thank god they all died

[ZomZilla]

this is aweful!

the top two comments are:

1) a comment related to the no. of dislikes

2) a justin bieber comment

WHY!!!

[BusterXXXL]

@ZomZilla Sorr, your lame rant about other peoples rant wont make it.to the top. Not after 286.000+ postings.

[silentguy99]

Can we get that bad girder in cleveland please?

[silentguy99]

They have a better chance to win playing in caskets.

[darefresh12]

Lol wtf i thought this was real in the first 40 seconds XD

[crazyaboutthewoman]

Blake griffon is the best

[FruscianteFan95]

i have officially decided to stop reading youtube's highest rated comments. this is pathetic.

[marine5546]

Eli Manning would have a Skip-It

[MrIPunchHard]

Blake Griffin did the right thing in getting out of that franchise.... haha

[LilJew96]

they spelt dwyane wade wrong

[porkypine745]

CLIPPERS FOR LIFE

[ClickHere2CMyAccount]

omfg is griffin ok ? lol

[TheFuzzynandez]

@ClickHere2CMyAccount watch the whole vid.

[FrozenAnarchy]

If I were to repurpose Toyota technology, I'd use it to get rid of these fucking ads.

[iamjordandavoll]

but blake griffin is a beast

[fido806]

Everyone died. THANK GOD!

[Towelietowel]

Oh Eli, you and your Skip-It!

[illWillienumber31]

blake griffin is the man tho

[yarow122]

Oh great, no I gotta buy new clippers!

[jmoneyboy08]

LMAOOO NO NOT BLAKE GRIFFIN

[ACERSKID]

SAVE BLAKE GRIFFIN, FUCK THE REST :O !

[LowStackTom]

didn´t the clippers win the super bowl yesterday?

[Shodex4]

@LowStackTom They're so good at Basketball, they won the Superbowl.

[Comeback64]

@Shodex4 They got like 10 goals.

[secret212000]

@LowStackTom

You clearly don't know your badminton.

[YuorDmub]

Rule 1 of Youtube don't comment about Highest Rated Comments.Rule 2 press Alt + F4 to skip ads.

[Tony007corp]

If this really happens this will be the most awkward video ever..

[Anakin53Padme]

this is fake right?

[SMacUSC14]

"and did anyone make it out?"

"no they didnt they were all crushed by the roof"

"well thank god they all died"

hahahha

[Fredman5551]

lol, i work at staples

[PerryMVP13]

Thank god the lakers werent playing in there

[LakersCP3]

@DrmrGuy1979 yea i know but it seems as if the young squad they have now they can get above .500 with blake griffin and eric gordon. They need to eventually look to get a new PG also

[SmitHolm]

249 family members of clippers fans came here to find their loved ones bodies.

[LevArriss]

Awsome!

[AresExodus]

'He hanged himself in the Clippers' locker room before the game.' 'Just one of many miracles tonight.' ROFL

[Deadmansparty2002]

Lol!

[MvPo2]

THANK GOD THEY ALL DIED!

[ericplayzbass2]

RAAWWRRRR A SATIRICAL NEWS PROGRAM MADE FUN OF A BASKETBALL TEAMS. LETS DISPROVE THEM USING STATS TO SHOW MY SHITTY TEAM DOESN'T SUCK.

[zzzzzushi]

Griffin hanged himself before the game lol hhahaha lol

[7treybloodyj]

griffin aint got 30 yet he good but dont exaggerate his stats but clippers still suck

[LakersCP3]

@7treybloodyj obviouly you dont watch nba, clippers have won like 13 of their last 15 games with blake griffin and eric gordon leading the team

[TH3Omaster]

Yeah they beat the heat and the lakers but they still

Have a shitty record

[ProjectEndgame]

please tell me justin bieber was doing the halftime show. Please tell me justin bieber was doing the halftime show!!

[bikerboy91]

@ProjectEndgame hahahahah your comment me LOL

[elurseeknay]

@ProjectEndgame stop with the fucking justin bieber comments they just are not funny

please stop

[AmazingSuperStar1]

@elurseeknay i thought it was funny

[PinoThePizzaman77]

@ProjectEndgame:Hahaha,maybe he was,together with the Backstreet Boys and Britney Spears.

[ThePsychoticScyth396]

@ProjectEndgame justin beiber AND the black eyed peas.

[BrownMan256]

CLIPPERS > lakers

[gmfmusic]

lol...clippers beat the lakers tonight

[472nicey]

Did the clippers died

[KingOfKings824]

LOL!!! YOU HATERS! WHAT DID CLIPPERS DO TO THE HEAT? WHAT DID THEY DO TO THE LAKERS? BLAKE DIDNT HANG HIMSELF, HE HANGED EVERYONE WE PLAYED CUZ HE JUST KILLS EVERYONE ON THE COURT. bitch

[TrueWisdom]

@KingOfKings824

yup good thing this was last season...i'm sorry whats the clippers record this season? 14-25? Ah. Bitch.

[KingOfKings824]

@TrueWisdom 1st off, its 16-25, and 9 of those wins came from the last 13 games and blake dropped another deuce deuce today so you can suck it cuz he dropped 30 in a row. suck it dry.

[IranahyeNotVTEC]

there was another onion clip about the clippers

"This just in, Clippers game canceled due to Lakers' practice!"

[GuruPremierGangStarr]

HAHAHAHA "Thank god they all died"

[MyCockIsNotForYou]

Lol im a Clipper fan but this is pretty funny xP

[pitaistheman93]

"he hanged himself" lol

[heyretards]

@pitaistheman93 lol yourself.

[SteRDLK]

Wanted her husband to drown LMAO!

[ogunbekuno2009]

omg Blake Griffin dying is NOT Funny!!!!

[brownbear696969]

I know she is retarded

[skaterguitaristfosho]

he "hanged" himself?

[p0tazzium]

@skaterguitaristfosho

Yep. Sadam Hussein was hanged. I hung my shirt.

[iedwin24]

u guys need to hop off the clippers nuts and keep riding kobe's and the rest of the faggot laker players' nuts! fukk the lakers they're gettn old now!! LA CLIPPERS!(:

[hydrosav2007]

haha i love the onion news!!!!

but Blake Griffen is a beast this year. he is dunking on everyone it seems like.. clippers are still losing, but he is a great player.

[ZsPnU]

lawls

[650ballinwhiteboy]

The Clippers have played 40 seasons

they have had 6 winning seasons!!!!!!!!!!

[wmg111]

onion, you continue to astonish me with your competence.

Married to your irreverence it is videomatic gold.

vivre l'onion!

[blockman11]

"NBA to wear black patch on uniforms to remember suffering caused by clippers" LMAO!

[TehBloodyBrit]

ROFL, this is amazing

[MikeBA10]

I didn't even know the Clippers had any fans

[Iy142k8]

lmao

[ViacomIsRunByJews]

ROFL

[sexykatie911]

TheOnion m.sn in profile

[jeredcampos]

I just feel terrible for all those poor Clippers fans watching it on TV.. Let's remember those less fortunate then us during this holiday season.

[Konformation07]

"That is a relief"

[yadungoofed]

FUCK YOU GOOGLE, AND YOUR ADS!!!!!

[dracomister7]

The skip it reference made me cry with laughter. I wish I could like this video 1000s of times

[TheCrawler333]

Only if the ACC collapsed during a Raptor's game. Not only Raptor's fan would be saved, but Leafs fans as well.

[jackedup68]

this is a bunch of stupid bs

[semperfi14733]

@jackedup68 u mean funny bs lolz

[ClearSkyline]

@jackedup68 no shit. its the onion

[AutobotLover]

LMAO

[Sabohaque]

This a parody of miracle news stories more than a jab at the clippers.

[kollintrevallion]

Still managed to BRICK A 3

[mahdogzbite]

If you use abstract thinking... this guy looks like 50 Cent.

[562DAVID562]

242 now



[jayceh]

disliked by all 241 clipper fans

[falloutrocksass]

@jayceh FUCK YOU

[elurseeknay]

@jayceh when will people stop fucking making dislike comments

[votumseparatum1]

@elurseeknay I completely agree. I'm sick of the lame jokes about the dislikes.

[DContra76]

Man it sure feels good to be A Clippers fan why on earth would y'all take the time to make this true haters thank you , clippers for life ..

[Damionte]

LOL I can so see Eli Manning playing with a skip-it !

[youngsheos]

is this for realz?

[818doodooroo]

@youngsheos ya, where have you been?

[Galastin]

@youngsheos What do you think?

[MagikMen421]

Is this real?

[ulverup]

@MagikMen421 no , it's satire

[brainwashed13G]

@MagikMen421 what do you think?

[ilovehomiehoppers1]

Haha this shit is funny "one of many miracles" lmao

[Specialized1989]

lololololololol greatest video ever

[Blactor]

LMAO. This shit is HILARIOUS.

[bakerandbaker1]

Umm, according to that same cgi graphic, there is no way that there would be no survivors. Some would definitly survive. Though all the players on the court would probably die.

[SpdDemon69]

@bakerandbaker1 its a joke u tard

[rsy3222]

this video sucks!!!!!!!!!!! all you clipper haters can go to hell

[Wraythhmark]

@rsy3222 The Clippers are deader than Terry Schiavo!

[1danyol1]

@rsy3222 If all clipper haters went to hell, the human race would go extinct

[TheEviIOyo]

lol I love how after all these years this joke is still relevant. how can they get rid of football but keep this shitty team?

[mutopis]

all the clippers are dead, thank God...

[Sileni]

Wait is this true or a mockumentary? lol

[LocoGroove]

"I know that Jay's in a better place now; a place with no Clippers." Ahahaha, wow!

[ryanandpatric]

THANK GOD THEY ALL DIED. gotta love it

[Tarv1]

lol bout fell out of my chair for  Manning sidebar, good one

[ValarMorgoth]

People died and they worry only about the game ?!?!

Americans are sick, I tell you, sick ..... !!!!!

[hubertandclyde]

@ValarMorgoth are you serious?

[arvelos76]

What da fuck is a Clipper?

[myquill23]

@2:15

"Larry Hughes suspended for flagrantly impeding Dwayne Wade's path to the basket.." LoL

I know they spelled Wade's first name wrong.. but, really, who cares?

[HeyYTplzDontBanMeK]

hahahahahahahaha

[THRIVINGinCHAOS]

234 people are real clippers fans. What a shame. 

[Skittles658]

ha ha ha fucking clippers. What's the point of owning a team that sucks year after year? Sell the fucking team!!

[Toshiboy25]

This shits' fake!!!

[planefreak3]

@Toshiboy25 no shit sherlock, its the onion (a fake news network)

[wwefanworld]

@planefreak3 It's fake?!

[cabeastbettycrocker]

@Toshiboy25 haha wow really ... smh no duh

[fackafacka]

why would anyone choose to be a clippers fan when you have the LAkers in the same town ???

[resyofilms]

...I understand Blake Griffin did not die in the collapse.

Yeah, that's right, Corey. He hanged himself in the Clipper's locker room before the game.

Just one of many miracles tonight. Thank you Kristen. :)

[cowgirl5155]

This is just hilarious xD

[lmeister3]

You just don't hear "Thank God they all died" on the news anymore.

[Mynameisnotooo]

@lmeister3 Except terrorist news.

[guesswhostalkin]

234 people are clippers fans

[shakinghip]

"None of them were capable of finding the emergency exits"

"thank god"

[TitWarlord]

clippers is a gay name

[ProffesorChaosesFile]

I just want to be clear all the clippers are dead.

Thank god.

[mnewby82]

What do you expect? The Clippers are a terrible team and a lousy franchise. Tell Don Sterling to sell the team and have them move to Anaheim and change the team name, he's just a bad owner who done noting with them since 1981. 29 years and 2 winning seasons, blame the bad ownership and poor management for the franchise's failures

[danielsnotcool]

too bad it wasnt the lakers :O

[Unknown21714]

What's odd is that if anything like this ever happens, then the Catastrophe Rule comes in: an emergency expansion draft in which every team can only protect four or five guys. Then that team (the one suffering from tragedy) gets the top pick of the next draft (plus its own pick). According to Bill Simmons.

[whatismusik]

"Thank God they all died. Now, did any Clippers players make it out alive?"

"No."

"Good."

[fam134man]

lmfaooo thisd shit is jokes lmaoo

[RussiaNukesAmerica2]

I've seen the Clippers play, and quite frankly, i'd rather be embalmed than experience that again.

[KoHaVOK]

Thank god they all died.

[PhantomLyric]

Loved the Eli Manning sidebar... lol

[DryBonz1]

this is fake, i've been to the Staple's Center since this supposedly happened.

[Lividify]

@DryBonz1 dude, its the onion news... the whole channel is a spoof... a brilliant spoof

[RickMerchantttt]

@DryBonz1 Then you were clearly at a different "Staples Center". That one got royally fucked up, and no one's going to pay the money to rebuild. With the Clippers being dead and all.