Chimp Attack

[1337rick]

I would have rewarded that chimp with a m67 hand grenade duct taped to its mouth with the pin pulled so when it runs around headless for a while I can still continue laughing.

[rtrain67]

He went apeshit

[casperandtaz]

the chimp attacked him because it owed him money.

[justwannahavfun19]

These people are seriously retarded.

[SnTheTinMan]

lol 1:42 I regret nothing!



[talon115]

Don't play with monkeys

[jrthesoutherner]

ceaser dont let me catch you!!!!!!!....sorry got caught in the moment..come listen to muisc on my page lol

[Startraveller100]

so,und jetzt erst mal nen gesunden becher hägen dasz eis für das süsse äffchen

[prowlaman]

He's itching for a face rip.

[leandra863]

Poor chimp!

[AleistertheCat]

yeah keep wild animals >< wow an ice for the chimp ...fuck it

[slatannn]

i used to be a sprinter... then i took a chimp in the knee

[zokrr8921]

attacks a person and gets ice cream... i wish that were me

[DanMCrisisX]

@zokrr8921 LOL

[filmmasterties333]

poor chimp, he should live in the woods and not enterain

[filmmasterties333]

@filmmasterties333 entertain*

[ItaSasuObiClan4eva]

wat the....

[bakedsugarcookies]

He was feeling kinky leave him alone!!!

[dblubarry]

a chimpanzee is probably the worst animal you could keep as a pet. it's a wild animal. it is also one of the few animals in the world who attack and kill for no reason.

[kitchenfromhell]

@dblubarry the other animal is a "human" killing and attacking with no reason.

[Penguinz4LOLZ]

@dblubarry the f'd up thing is that we humans are too

[crackfiendables]

action and reward.. smart

[jericoholic2004]

shouldnt be kept by anyone should be in the wild.. shame it didnt kill them both :x

[funkyflights]

These chimps are 10 times stronger than a man... They don't look big but there BAD ASS... Bite your fingers off... bite your toes off... attack your mouth because they see that as a threat so they rip your face apart doing it... PLUS consider there feet are like hands so they can grab you tightly with there feet like hands... There grip can crush a truck tire... NO JOKE... There little assassins when there pissed...

[Splenda4Life]

Animals are unpredictable. Period!

[buttermywaffles]

how scared do you think that guy got when the monkey went for his nuts?

[22mcdman]

What they need to do is charge any owner of these animals with felonies when their exotic pet kills and maims people. That stupid Bitch who's chimp ripped off that ladies face should be rotting in jail.

[TehzJuggernaut]

Lol phrill9696 thinks there can be peace in the world

[PRHILL9696]

@TehzJuggernaut get rid of humans and yes you have peace

[TehzJuggernaut]

@PRHILL9696 no because animals kill each other everyday >.> violence is natural to any species of animals

[PRHILL9696]

@TehzJuggernaut yes but the human animal is the worst of them all that is the point. We cause more death and destruction to this planet that any and all of the other animals

[TehzJuggernaut]

@PRHILL9696 ik but there still wouldnt be peace

[PRHILL9696]

@TehzJuggernaut maybe not but it would be a lot better

[doobiesmoke15]

@PRHILL9696 ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) Y U NO LIKE HUMANZ?

[PRHILL9696]

@doobiesmoke15 Because all they do is ruin this world and make what should be a great life evil

[Whyyousuchadumbbutt]

@PRHILL9696 Ok then. Kill yourself

[PRHILL9696]

@Whyyousuchadumbbutt lol thank you for proven my point on how the human animal is the dumbest and most brutal animal on the planet. I mean you made it so easy LOL. You prove that this planet is so much better off without the human animals polluting it with their filth and violence and how human animals like you are the dumbest animals on the planet. you helped me prove it thanks.

[Whyyousuchadumbbutt]

@PRHILL9696 I didn't prove your point. I'm just saying. If you hate your species so much, why don't you kill yourself so there's one less human in the world? It would benefit the animal Kingdom and it would make me happy to see an idiot gone

[PRHILL9696]

@Whyyousuchadumbbutt you are one of these stupid humans correct? Of course. and YES the more you talk the more you my prove my point and you know it. If not then you you are even dumber then the rest of the human animals and that is saying a lot!

[TehzJuggernaut]

@PRHILL9696 it would be but i love my life so i dont want to die to make the world more peaceful

[TehzJuggernaut]

Lol prhill9

[PRHILL9696]

poor chimp, all human animals need to be erased if there is ever going to be peace in this world

[yammieR12003]

@PRHILL9696 I fully agree. Lets start with you and your family.

[PRHILL9696]

@yammieR12003 so you agree and admit and prove that the human animals are the dumbest and most brutal animals and need to be erased that is a good start

[Aresolar690]

When will people learn not to fuck with Chimps, using them in shows and shit. They are prone to outbursts, just like a human.

[defranx]

Hey, chimps are apparently catching up with human evolution ...random acts of retarded violence, just like at least the half of all humans do. This chimp is pretty smart too. I'm going to use it's trick of screaming like a girl the next time I assault someone, to somehow make me out to be the victim.

[cowboypsd]

I would Georgia curb stomp that little bastard

[ToothpickMcBrainy]

@cowboypsd That little bastard could rip your face off and bite your genitals off in less than a minute. Chimps are fucking terrifying.

[mybuttlookslikeurfac]

@cowboypsd Yeah, especially since if you were to do that it would rip your face off because they are at least four to eight times stronger than an average man...

[koachecaves]

thats fucking cruel! how dare the step dad try and take away the son when all he wanted was to be with his real father!

[MJGenius11]

chimp is like the early forms of man.. so cute when he sit down holding an ice cream

[mybuttlookslikeurfac]

He's like "Why didn't you tip me! Why! Tell me you spic!"

[FishlegsJones]

wow that's one angry nigger!

[doctorw2]

@FishlegsJones dont talk that way about your ancestors ok

[HinaHeartless]

When little niggers go nuts

[madmangtr1]

@HinaHeartless Nice. You should do alittle reading, educate yourself. You are an embarrassment.

[rob1pr30]

@hudfadz im not saying your retarded im telling you that your belief is either scientifically retared or fith driven pretend. Learn about evolution and just use some common sense we all have the same common ancestor single cell organisms.. have learned alot from buddhism and science and i reaize life is much more complex than we can can comprehend but what i do think happens is that we constantly reincarnate and consiousness so along time ago we might of all been a monkey.

[joesmoe71]

In Russia, monkey spank YOU

[lollol22668]

THIS IS VERY VERY DISGRACEFULL 

[rob1pr30]

I meant the same species chimpanzees evolved hence common ancestor.

[rob1pr30]

@hudfadz your retarded its scientifically proven that the human species evolved from the same species as the chimpanzee. Did you think that one day the first human just magically appear out of nowhere. You can continue to play pretend run along now watch out for Santa Claus.

[hudfadz]

@rob1pr30

Why call me retarded? Dont give me this scientifically proven rubbish, its still faith in the theory, we did not evolve from our father the self replicating cell from a very mere 4 billion years ago. Get a grip, you couldnt get anything to evolve so dramatically in that time.

[spicandspamful]

@hudfadz Life actually began 3.65 billion years ago. That is a long, long, long, long time. More than you can comprehend

Christians are fucking retarded and can't grasp simple concepts like evolution, There is heaps of scientific findings that are all in favor of evolution, Its 2011, it's hard to think people like you still exist. How can you possibly think an authoritarian fascist deity created humanity from dirt and a rib? Also you're incredibly ignorant. God damn, read a fucking book idiot

[hudfadz]

@spicandspamful

We can comprehend 3.65 billion years ago. I am not a Christian, evolution is not a ''simple'' concept.. people like me still exist cause people like me reflect and dont accept the theorys that we are a product of random mutation that came from nothing by nothing going to nothing. There is nothing ignorant about that. People like me are not convinced after looking into it, you see it from your eyes, we see it from ours. There is a creator, you are to arrogant to reflect on it.

[spicandspamful]

@hudfadz No sorry, there is not god or creator. I'm sure though that you are a child

[hudfadz]

@spicandspamful

It would be wiser for you to say you dont know, not be so sure.

You to your self, me to ny self.

[hudfadz]

So we as humans were once similar to this chimp? According to evolutionists that is. Ya rite

[Muppephile]

@hudfadz We share a common ancestor, dumbass.

[hudfadz]

@Muppephile

I said ''similar'', meaning primitive animal like creatures. I am aware of the evolutionist theory dont get it twisted dumb ass.

[Turdbuckethat]

I'd be kicking that piece of shit chimp in the head as hard as I could. Shoot the damned thing before it kills someone

[bootysurgeon]

@Turdbuckethat Yeah. That would work. They're only 4.5 times stronger than grown men.

[Turdbuckethat]

@bootysurgeon Yes I realize how strong chimps are. Actually I thought it was more than 4.5 times.

[madmangtr1]

@Turdbuckethat That little piece of shit chimp would rip your nuts and face off. Your feeble kick would not affect it. I agree, though that it should be shot.

[ColonPal]

Hilarious! I wonder if the black kid got prego?

[Mopja100]

LOl the chimp acts like a human at the end holding icecream licking his lips and looking at the guy next to him like "what the fuck do you want?"

[FRANKYESS]

Yee wid jst punch fuck oot a the daft hing :L!

[lollol22668]

he is just probaly stressed

[MrBrandonStar]

fucking stupid man they should know that chimps are not pets

[fielrodantas56]

Com certeza o chipanzé tem razão de estar nervoso, sendo usado descaradamente por seu proprietário (deve ser considerado assim ) para ganhar uns trocos, ficou brabo pq dia após dia é forçado a fazer coisas que não quer!

[jorgento]

planet of the apes :)

[HaBooBo0]

Soooo what exactly made it go all apeshit, or chimp-shit, or whatever, in the first place? It did not seem to like the guys shirt too much. I remember seeing a nature show where a rehab/rescue chimp attacked a trainer guy because he happened to be wearing the same kind of boots that the chimp's abusive former owner would always wear.

[HaBooBo0]

@HaBooBo0 Oh and BTW, thumbs up for the CRYSTAL CLEAR camera work. It looked great even when it was zoomed in.

[lepricon989]

That monkey sounds sad, he shouldn't be surrounded by all those people PUT HIM IN THE WILD ASSHOLE... he's a fucking animal let him be

[0299792458]

"10 dollars picture, amigo, 5 dollars chimp attack"

[peyoteasesino666]

seems like a drunk fight

[WVsniper88]

fortunately we have much higher evolved trigger fingers. a good old hollow point would put that unruly bastard in the dirt.

[Peidmonte89]

@WVsniper88 why so much hate? It is an animal and didnt belong their. It was obviously nervous with all the people around it and its primal instincts kicked in.

[ilovemcdoubles]

@WVsniper88 What the hell is wrong with you? That man is stupid, he should know that Chimps are not pets, it should have been left in its natural enviroment.

[animaljp3]

@WVsniper88 the fingers are very weak. people also made the chimp attack. chimp was not trying, as it is stronger than the strongest man in the world

[animaljp3]

@animaljp3 peoples fingers

[animaljp3]

@WVsniper88 watch Ape With AK-47 

[DeafFret]

Hope the chimp owner was rewarded with a lawsuit.

[chronaz66]

fucking idiots deserve what you got i wish it would have bit your fuckin toe off.. chimps arent pets or tourist attractions they belong in the wild!

[pissed7off]

@chronaz66 shut yer mouth, twat

[gavquinn]

That's so fucking scary..

[SuperTongpo]

Niggers



[SuperFireman91]

hes like i whant my money and ur shoe so give it up

[DaZaFilms]

Looks like this Chimp

*puts on glasses*

Wasn't monkeying around

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH­HHHHHH!!!!!!

[DaZaFilms]

Looks like this Chimp

*takes of glasses*

Wasn't monkeying around

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH­HHHHHH!!!!!!

[khbikhib]

chdouh jnounou 3lih !

[misspazzel]

I feel bad for this guy but chimps r frickin scary

[bootysweat44]

Im pretty sure if a human started to literally fight a chimp like that with his fists, the chimp would be beaten badly. Unfortunately they probably bite, so weapons would probably get invloved then.

[flylikeIdo1]

@bootysweat44 You are wrong. When a wild chimp attacks they usually bite off fingers first then rip the face and eyes to shreds. A human has zero chance of winning a fight against a chimp.

[bootysweat44]

@flylikeIdo1 I refuse to believe that. If a human was desperate he would start to bite the chimp too. Kicking, punching, biting, a human has a decent chance of winning.

[gp4nut]

@bootysweat44 dude you are wrong. chimps tear off appendages with ease: your fingers, nose lips, ears, fingers, thumbs, balls, dick, you name it. they have 2 or 3 times the strength of a man depending on which test you use. google for naked chimps, then you see they are pure huge muscle. man has no chance against a chimp. in this video, the chimp is not even trying to hurt the man, just grabbing his leg.

[flylikeIdo1]

@bootysweat44 We humans developed weapons because wild animals have the advantage in hand to hand combat. A chimp would fuck you up in a heartbeat.

[bambam87ish]

Poor thing, posing for idiot tourists is what nature intended.

[vsm17]

So all the chimp has to do to get ice cream again is attack someone? nice...

[brokenarrow2222]

must be the cologne or some type of ointment on the guy that set him off. Where was this at?

[Skyrad01]

Poor Chimp

[sparkeones]

@Skyrad01

Yes I know, but look he gets an Ice cream after all!

(:

[championofhades]

Hagendaz, the official ice cream of badass chimps.

[Hellsconsort]

They aren't pets! At least they shouldn't be!

[littlemexicantheif]

okay next please!

[PrinceOvPersia1]

thanks for the edit...he might not have even injured anyone....what a loada hogwash....

[elchicho25]

The chimp must have taken a bad batch of AZL-112..

[NoahGotti]

dont touch chimp icecream or else.. lol

[surgedark]

TNB

[TheMostHayted]

that guy actually got lucky

[Chinkeyface]

that chimp really wanted that shoe.

[alxbrwn797]

Haha its funny hes just relaxing after him attaking that dude

[hurdy72]

It's gonna do it again for sure....and it's nit going to be the chimps fault is it ??

[grandeTO9]

Caesar is home.

[retali4tion]

Why on earth would you bring a wild animal out in public.

[ehbseedy]

jeez, chimps are evil looking fuckers when they start to get older. I wouldn't want this creepy thing around me at all.

[maskproduced]

poor chimp its not his fault. hes a wild animal and shudnt be treated like that chimps are big and dangerous and shud be respected

[tenoderaaridifolia]

2 things I learned from this vid;

1)Chimps are dangerous

2)They like Hagen Dazs ice cream

[Chadolution]

When will people learn?  CHIMPS ARE DANGEROUS!

[CHENOTV]

the chimp didnt even hurt him.it was just grabing him

[Sifaka77]

watched it again and again: staged for the tourists

[opiates]

50 cent lost his cool

[MrDiem2]

@opiates HEY! Don't insult the chimp like that

[uknowispeaksense]

ok. who's next to have their photo taken? anyone? anyone at all?

[jnson2010]

Poor chimp :(

[MsWithnail]

He probably doesn't like wearing hats for looser tourists. Poor chimp :(

[Searcheur]

i thought it was cute...no joke

[dayzedaway]

@LarsCln he wasnt in a cage lol

[arkbishopbonkerboy]

chimp: those my shoes!

chimp guy: oscar let him go.

chimp: remember the pair i lost?! these my shoes!

chimp guy:i'll get you some ice crem.

chimp: aight ice cream and i let him go.

[breezeman199]

These animals belong in the wild.

[campanitayamamoto]

That is so dangerous... thank God or any divine force that the chimp was young and not that strong yet... stupid people...

[MrNickmani]

I hate to be judgmental but I believe that chimp attack was inappropriate.

Bad chimp.

[lachie10]

chimps are psychos

[ThePhantomWozzler]

Chimp-slap that hoe! I wonder how tempted the guy was to kick it right between the shoulder blades while it was sat on the chair......POWWW!!!

[cozymonk]

And he gets rewarded with ice cream. Brilliant.

[SebastianNO2]

Punch that shit!

[TheDonnie98]

that guy got his ass whooppeedddd ha

[AleistertheCat]

fuckin humans hmmm what a luck* you had luck*

[SuperAvailable123]

@DigitalAgent007

why dont he just punch or kick that monkey???

[rioextreme]

@SuperAvailable123

Don't even think about it, chimp is sronger than human.

[MrDustinfitch1]

I said I wanted some fucking ice cream

[robswift008]

wonder if anyone else went for a photo after that

[intrptr]

I'm gonna try that at home...

[TheSkylur44]

The older the chimps get, the mpore vicious they get, they revert to their true nature. Horrible beasts, should never come into contact with man at all. Leave them in the jungle so they can kill each other.

[7324971]

shoot that mutha fucker

[rioextreme]

@7324971 which one? the poor chimp or the man who forced the chimp to do things against his nature?, this ape needs wild life, not to be a sad clown. =(

[7324971]

@rioextreme

all monkeys must die



[SansAuthoritas]

1. Take pictures with tourists

2. Rip face off local and try to gnaw off his leg

3. ????

4. Receive Haagen-Daz!

[Glycogenic]

How is this even legal? Having a chimp loose like that in the middle of the street? No one watches the news? There was this docile chimp once, raised by a lovely lady, her friend approached him and she lost her hands and her face. Barely survived, she was mistaken by a man when the police arrived. Wild animals aren't supposed to live with us as pets, what else is needed to get this in people's thick skulls?

[nchwa]

Keep screwing with wild animals, regardless of how "tamed" they are. You can't suppress instinct...

[Weston1968]

The Chimp realised the Man was an Off Duty Copper! Even a chimp can smell pig a mile away. He deserved an Ice Cream!

[jw1965jann]

If I was there, I woulda put a bullet right between Magilla's eyes.

[flaxonx3]

Unprovoked! Some prick using it as a prop to make a living coz he knows there's a bunch of morons with no feelings who'll pay to have their gormless faces photographed with the creature. Chimps can rip a mans face off when angry so if these idiots mess with them, they deserve what they get.

[dieselboy87]

that guy tried to fuck the chimp so it attacked him

[ShelbyGirlll]

i wouldn't be standing there

[extrapressure]

trying to make a wild animal a pet... best idea ever.

[ausghost1]

rthis is gay.... i mean im sry but its just... the part taht was edited out was probobaly the best part!

[TheSubzerogr]

Where is CHUCK NORRIS when U need him?

[EDFrivera]

Poor Chimp ,can't you tell he doesn't want to be propped up on some set to take pictures or whatever. They should set the poor bastard free.

[colt4667]

I would love to kill it!!!

[desiguy55]

when a dog is pissed off, he barks and maybe he might bite you. . when a full grown chimp is pissed off , he has the power to disamamber you.

[MtNtHaKinG]

the look in the monkeys face 1.15 what did i do nigga hahaha!

[soenamy]

always wash your feeth when you meeet a chimp