Ski Crash Montage

[jbears34]

slalom poles are rapists



[Beastlygrandma]

YARRRRRRDDDDDDD SALEEEEEEEEEEE

[nakedvidsonutube]

whats up with the hardcore porno music???

[Jadednig]

think the soundtrack should be predator by 2muchbass records



[verac900]

at 0:20 it seemed more like the second from the left was gnna fall..

[nbmanno]

i was at perfect north, and i did a faceplant into a barrel roll, then i hit a tree...

[chico260]

That's going to leave a bruise tomorrow

[astang21]

1:02......coulda had the lincon loop

[PhrostyPhoenix]

Todd Brooker wrote the book on this. Legit!

[Disposition446]

I fuckin hate skiers and all their sharp objects..

[mapleman300]

lmao like ragdolls

[nshadowss]

1,337,337 views

[31harwood]

those were epic

[cduubz1]

/watch?v=-5uBrYbnmwY

[DorkVader26]

I don't remember any of it except for waking up in the arms of a ski patrol on the hill for a few seconds heaved up a bunch of blood then passed back out and woke up in the ER. Broke my nose lost all the skin on my face bit my lower lip in half my left eye was swollen shut for a week or two. I wish I had a video of it it'd be on here lol. Needless to say I wear a helmet now.

[DorkVader26]

I've ate it pretty good a few times at high speeds walked away all but one time. All though I was skiing on open hills with no fences or poles so when I fell I'd just tumble a bit and slide around. The worst accident I had was off a 20 foot long table basically some people watching got in the way I speed up to get in front of them and couldn't slow down before the lip. Over shot the landing 35-45 feet went 2 and half to 3 stories in the air and landed face first. on flat ground.

[gri22ly100]

@DorkVader26 same here except i was riding on a killer wasp :P

[Miltiplexdskidud]

Yes we know. Big firkin deal.

[GiroSportDesign]

0:35 lol

[BeaverCreekPatrol]

omg, now im kinda stoked to get back out there and NOT epic fail!!!!!!!

[Loruxz25]

Looks like me playing Wii Fit.

[urslowimfast]

hey adafal- half of those crashes WERE from the vancouver women's downhill. shows how much your paying attention

[bobwasdrunk]

i was thinking about skiing =[

[c2a4r8l2]

And this exactly why you will never see me ski

[TheBAallday]

get raped!!! hahah

[spiko496]

Where da spikes and lava?

[whatshisface620]

ouch

[threetenthsfaster22]

how could u not put in herman majer's crash in 1998

[threetenthsfaster22]

ive seen worse

[ajatriton]

Hey! who got ahold of my first ski trip clips??

[KPNeil888]

0:32-0:37 = lol

[XenonMan1]

I'm sure they will be feeling that in the morning.

[TheJimmyskid]

i love it when people on skis eat shit. thank you youtube.

[MrTheboyboyboy]

haha that sucks

[ItsOnlineGaming]

haha! omg at 0:30-0:36 molgos FTW!

[XXXGLOCXXX]

what a pussy

[shadowoftheday45]

0:18 LOL LOOK AT THE GUY RUNNING!!!

[Skiing4lifeDotcom]

Haha 0:41

[11FrenchFry]

really cool

[igetoffjerkin]

0:22 to 0:25

[Gorilla123253]

LOL

but that must hurt

LOL at first 1!

[MagZ1905]

Memo to myself: Buy a fucking spine armor plate before my next skiing trip!

[connorhirtle10]

wow skiing is for fags

[bananaspliitt22]

@connorhirtle10 asshole

[connorhirtle10]

@bananaspliitt22 obviously you are a homosexual who of course ski's.

bananarama fagot!!

[bananaspliitt22]

@connorhirtle10 fuck u bich

[connorhirtle10]

@bananaspliitt22 git some faggot

[Paperclip237]

@connorhirtle10 wow real mature



[pokemega100]

they are all uninjured!

[DDRmccormick]

anybody who has five minutes PLEASE!!!

go and like my frinds video on facebook, he is really close to winning a Camp Of Campions contest

info:

fan page name" Camp of Champions"

Video: is on the fifth page of their videos, it is a ten second clip titles backlip by branden rosvall

[MartinMazta]

Well done you silly motherfucker

some of this skiers died or were extremley hurt.

Enjoy the rest of you fuckin live -.-

[gentlemen59]

eat snow!

[HCWAnimations]

1st is....... oh good

[MrTysonAnderson]

DAMN ! ! ! HARD HITS

[DreamsofMajesty]

scribd (dot) com/nb812

[trucker5600]

Geilo

[adafal]

this was crap. the vancouver womens downhill alone had more major crashes than this.

[Tvsoccer027]

@adafal i didnt think vancouver womens downhill had a kitchen area

[criticalpuppets]

@adafal i would completely agree with that. This video wasnt made for the intensity of the crashes, I believe. You are correct in that the worst injury here is probably a slightly fractured shin.

[SkiflyerDenney]

@criticalpuppets Nah The dude at 0:32 definitely fucked hes collarbone.

[moecat1000]

@adafal we're so sorry that the vancouver womens team suck so bad.better luck next time

[TheNicksNation]

@adafal i remember that that was nasty

[robosigma]

@adafal because women cant do anything right...

[ScarletRocks15]

@robosigma Shows what you know, because yeah we can do things a lot better than men. 

[PSUplayer2]

@adafal daa thts cause there women

[Laurie25m]

ouch

[Skiingismyreligion]

the guy at 1:04 nearly did a back flip :D

[incomingferry]

@Skiingismyreligion  looks more like a misty flip to me:)

[lionesswanda]

DARCY DAWN check her out....

[KingOfTheSkiSlopes]

Hi great video

[cuzimthatgood]

holy shit

[mariokartwii99]

O_o

[Ronaldvdb81]

Aaa now i feel like skiing again :P. Thanks for video! Check mine eswell?

[NewYearGuys]

Which is this song ? :DDDDD

[bannersheart]

oh gosh!

[TreshJorgensen67]

ahi am really bored anyone wanna play and have fun

[MRHENEMAN]

ouhc!

[Tommycool47]

0:11 DO A BARREL ROLL!

[MajorHalman]

0:27 Teenage mutant nija turtles!

[NinjaTaco08]

scary to some extent that a lot of the skiers ski's did not come off

[hesoyamdk]

0:48.. Looks like he ski breaks Oo

[f1r9a8n7k]

nah theres a meganism in the ski, when u fall hard the ski goes off. Happened to me as well.

[mtllax7]

OUCH!!!!!! THAS SAD

[BabybooR33]

tango-down!

[TheReady2000]

Supeeerb

[chiliwildog]

allmost rodeo 540 at 1:03

[98juma]

der skispringer was war mit dem danach???

[sashacukanov]

ну чо по русски пиши

[soliderOmnivore]

1:01 forgot to do pizza lol

[Various888]

last one almost lands a backie

[Spazzyme]

anyone know the music

[bamaman71492]

too bad there wasnt one of the dumbass that tries to go down a crazy mountain but fucks up falls aaaaaallllllllllllllllllllllll the way down

[jx14aby]

I ski like that too.

[UtubeAREgrapes]

lol @ the last one... ( 1:00 )

[Liquidence]

@UtubeAREgrapes

almost landed!

[eric29292]

pricks on sticks

[Xavs44]

y dont u finish off some of your videos ayy?? that would be good

[ewan4arsenal]

ur all tards havin havin arguments ova youtube :L grow some balls

[billyhova21]

oh yeah, well.... well.... i bet you don't even ski good like :L and...and... your ugly and you can't read good!

[tweatle1]

0:31-0:35 is the best stack xD

SOME of them as just funny. some are scary.

[rmalvaro]

...Well that sucks....

[LHKprodogs]

music was gay but pretty good montage

[Tkreimi]

the last was hard ^^

[Ben1977820]

0:22-0:24 been there done that

[arrowman712]

i thought it was impossible to pwn yourself. but this proved me wrong......

[SKANKtillDEATH]

at 0:45 what were those things on the ground?

[instantbrother]

@SKANKtillDEATH - just things. don't worry about it. or you could always google it. just a thought...

[1KaoticPeace]

@instantbrother why are you such an ass? What is he suppose to google... "Things on the ground in neat lil rows on a youtube movie about ski crashes?"

[1KaoticPeace]

@SKANKtillDEATH I think they are little plants. looks like he may be in a field. maybe he was practicing skiing on a hill,but not a ski hill. thats my guess anyways :)

[cormartin777]

@1KaoticPeace ur an idiot there small pine or spruce limbs/ends put there on purpose

[tadej172]

The crashes from the 80's and 70's are worse.

[1KaoticPeace]

0:56 is totally how I crashed once! Several of these were very similar to crashes I have had, one of which swelled my kneecap twice the normal size! Haha, and yet, i still ski. Not very well, but I am ok,lol. I am new to snowboarding too now.

[instantbrother]

@1KaoticPeace - are you done? tell us more about your life. we all came to this page to hear about you. continue...

[1KaoticPeace]

@instantbrother Well, actually I didn't post that. My brother must have done that while I had stepped away,lol. Sorry! But even if I had, you needn't be such a smart ass about it. My apologies,man

[instantbrother]

1KaoticDouchebag - I always love the "my little brother posted this not me" safety net ding dongs like u post to cover up for a truly moronic statement.

Tell your brother to come in and read this over your shoulder. Here, I'll wait...

(raps knuckles patiently on table while waiting for "brother")

Oh hey Brother! Can u teach 1KaoticPeace how to log out of his account since u both are goofballs online. Oh & tell your 1KaoticPeace that he needs to get friends, he's posting on YT like we care.

[1KaoticPeace]

@instantbrother ok. I'm not going to argue with you on here. if u would like, i can delete the offending post. sorry it upset you. my bro did post t, idc that he did, but u do. kthnxbye

[cormartin777]

@1KaoticPeace  you are a huge fag and your very bad at skiing

[billyhova21]

You're both idiots, they are obviously those little spikes that keep cars from driving in the wrong way!!! And a huge fag would say "I think they are little plants. looks like he may be in a field. maybe he was practicing skiing on a hill, but not a ski hill. thats my guess anyways:)" or something like that. You are so insensitive!!! haha, Good day:)

[cormartin777]

@billyhova21 i really hope your not serious

[billyhova21]

about the fag part or the spikes?

[cormartin777]

@billyhova21 there actually pieces of pine or spruce trees

[billyhova21]

ummm, aaron, of course they are not ACTUALLY spikes buddy. And bc you wasted my time to clarify that they are indeed some kind of F'n plant instead of a clever remark insulting me, that makes you gay. WTF is a spruce? hahaha, good day:)

[cormartin777]

@billyhova21 its a type of tree you f idiot

[billyhova21]

Another comment wasted on informing me of something I clearly know... gay. And swearing doesn't make you any less gay. Hey Aaron, whats a pine??? hahaha, good day:)

[Hallgren95]

@billyhova21

You mention what you think , and all other comments and thoughts you harass, fuck off immature bastard. And no why the HELL would they put freaking "little spikes that keep cars from driving in the wrong way" there? Stop acting idiotic and get social, jeeze.

[billyhova21]

English muthafucka, do you speak it? We call those jokes in the states buddy, of course they are not spike strips moron! Sorry for being "immature" bc I know you tube is about serious social topics..... Your watching "ski crash montage" doucher, jeeze. "get social"? I need someone over here who speaks American goddamit. Thats a joke as well smart guy, "tropic thunder", google it biotch. good day:)

[1KaoticPeace]

@cormartin777 btecha all these dang haters are the same guy w/many accounts cuz he has no f'ing life :)

...dipshit...

[1KaoticPeace]

@cormartin777 indeed

[jigglemaster7]

all of this = me when i try to ski

[Lucicbruins17]

this is what a man needs

[azerskater]

hahahahah. my friend yard saled off a rock earlier this week. it looked like he'd have broken legs and crap, but nothing was wrong with him.

[murfy86]

mountainsession . com

GO UPLOAD!

[ZanderFeldman]

With the music, it's like watching the agents that chase James Bond fail miserably.

[moellerersej]

broken limbs...

[TeddyLandia]

i do not enjoy crashes , nor should any one else

[TheOLLe92]

not me either :( It´s not funny to watch someone get badly injured...

[AlluringFilms]

1:03 - 1:07

I thought he was going for a flat spin 540 lol.

[linsin1927]

yes it looks like that

[MrBrian987987]

FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! in a good way :)

[astrel111]

You know you're a poser when your account name is SnowBoarderX94. Pathetic. Skiiers own snowboarders.

[brosauce69]

I do that almost wiener face, and wine, microwave....stoves, skis, and windows

[kienan93]

when skiers wipeout they wipeout hard!

[hckypb2x]

For a second I thought the last guy was going to make it! So close.

[Xw0rldwide0wnageX]

should be called "faggots crashing"

[ducknboy]

@Xw0rldwide0wnageX your a freiking doushe and are just jeoulus cause you cant ski at all

[JinF22A]

wow really? REALLY? hatin on skiers!?! you're a faggot for saying it!

[sukkkmyballs]

i luv 2 see skii crash it make my 8===D go up

[thefloatingcheese2]

i tried a back flip for the first time, and i landed it but fell and the ski fell off and cut open chest

[djansen33]

thats why you are the cheese!

[awangj1]

Ouch...

[flunderdown]

holy crap

[SnowBoarderX94]

AHAHAHAHAHAHA fucking skiiers had it coming!

[Ahmedrasjina007]

they are doing it wrong

[megajumper0007]

scary faceplant OUCH::

[arizonacardinals94]

dam thats gotta hurt

[xboxsumo]

awesome

[JoachimMink]

Enjoy these ski crashes???

Horrible!

[iDraw3G]

Seriously, what gives these people the right to call themselves "athletes"?

[shawdowentertainment]

dude you try to do that going 90 mph down a mountain

[Turrtman]

skiers are gayfux

[crewchamp13]

Their bindings don't come off at all, seems kind of dangerous, but I guess its necessary to have bindings like that at that speed.

[ducknboy]

@crewchamp13 hey dude bindings are special your boots will slide out if skii is turned sideways

[lolbf2]

0:33 Faceplant ! I want to die like that !

[ThePyrotechnical]

28 broken bones in 8 years of racing. I am VERY aware of how bad some of those Downhill crasher are!!! haha

[eliteM161]

i suck at skiing

[Naganiet200]

Not FUNNY !!!!!!!!!!!!

[MrDudeer]

im going skiing i n like a hour o this was a little you know discourageing

[prenTToMerrt]

so why are you watching this before you ski? asshole

[liamcurrie28]

GOOD LORD!

[skifreak8]

lol @ the lincon loop at 1:03

[GamerzUtube]

one day i nearly broke my leg on a ski and the skis didnt even get off my legs and my leg was injured for like 4 days had fear ever since then

[frodosauce]

how tight was the binding?

[TheLukemarv]

gay

[juste0000]

oh my.. :o

[xterios]

madooo