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  • Seem to be more than 10 commandments.. :L

  • hahaha that yank got destroyed

  • Skull thy pint! Brilliant stuff. The only thing I don't get is the Buffalo bit... If anybody could explain...?

  • @schnozz87 You can't drink with your left hand or you have to scull your vessel.

  • @jackobrown32 right hand isnt it?

  • @donealreadysp Oh shit, yup you're right.

  • @jackobrown32 haha, i was confused i was like thats the hand most people drink out of haha :')

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  • I don't know what people don't understand.

    Must be the drinking references???

    I assume they've never had a 2 finger fine on tour lol

  • Love the way the "Thou shall not kick" picture is quite clearly in an English jersey.... no, we can't score tries, what're you trying to say?

  • I Fucking LOVE IT!! Can't get Rugby over here. Yanks take 3 hours to play a 90 minute game, wear helmets and padding that make them look like something out of a Marvel comic.Rugby is a REAL sport and almost a way of life!! Gimme pies, gimme beer and gimme RUGBY!

  • @akiwiinusa

    Mate, you got it all wrong.

    American Football is a *60* minute game that takes 3 hours to play :D

    (ok, so not all, the rest of what you said was right! ;) )

  • I followed that just fine, but I used to date a fucken KIWI AY?

  • Thou shall not argue on the internet, Tis distracting from the video!

    Fucking awesome video, 10 rules i will use till i'm 6 foot under

  • better than being a little pussy u faggot

  • stumbled upon and didnt understand a word but i like it!

  • Beautiful work Jedi! Almost as beautiful as watching Mr Hayman get smashed by an 18 year old Manu Tuilagi! Then the Tigers went on to become World Champions by beating the Boks which must have been even more embarassing!

  • Pass it not kick it? Someone should tell Yawnion that.

  • wll I'm a kiwi gal and found that hard to follow,,,, I'm thinking the majority of it all was just about drinking whilst watching rugger ,,,, ?!?!?!?!

  • @jezzabelle75 lets have sex

  • I found it difficult to follow most of this video, i assume some of it is New Zealand slang?

  • @liambannin I'm South African and I followed that fine and dandy. And we're meant to all be thickos. Hmm...

    P.S - Jed and Fraser are awesome. Loved it.

  • do another one pleaaseee. also are you english? i thought you went to nottingham trent a few years back?

  • Judging by the majority of comments, people can't understand whats being said? I think I love this video twice as much now...and i FUKIN LOVED IT BEFORE.

  • is there any version of this one in freakin English? It sounds really funny and I guess it could be even funnier if could understand any more than shit!!

  • ARC is dead, isn't it? It's test season and I was looking forward to some Alternative Commentary. :)

  • What happened to this guy? I remember laughing my ass off during last years tri nations. I even went back and watched all the old broadcasts. Does ARC still exist?

  • hahaha this is awesome

  • going to use this holarous

  • Fuck-knuckle?! What an AWESOME insult!!! ha ha

  • The 11th Commandment -- NO FARTING IN THE SCRUM!!

  • I'm American and I played both. Football players fight for every last inch because possession is tied to territory. That makes for more violent hits. Rugby is rougher because there are no pads. Rugby also demands a higher level of conditioning due to the continuous action.

    But this guy is right... fullbacks know f**k-all about forward play. :) This guy must have been a prop. lol

  • @RexNihilo Jed Thian is an ex All Black prop.

  • @TheDesolateOne84 OK. Thanks. :)

  • aha. fuck watchin rugby in nz i'd be so screwed

  • fraser davidson is epic

  • HAHAHA I LOLD THIS SHITS GOLD hahaha

  • Jed is a forward that is why he says to run it. @ Irish Gary. Ireland grandslam 2010 as well id say xD

  • he said to run it cause hes not a bitch! rofl

  • You do that. But please learn how to spell as well :)

  • Well done, your pidgin dialect almost translates directly to our language. However we use the language itself to communicate and punctuation to add particular emphasis to words and phrases. It would appear that rather than learn complicated grammatical syntax and sentence structure, your people have chosen to use strange primitive pictograms and capital letters. Do not worry, your opposable thumbs should be along shortly. That of course assuming any of you believe in evolution?

  • haha that is possibly the greatest rinsing of an American i have ever seen in any context!

  • A truly authoritative response, well said. I like your style Sir.

  • That made me laugh bro !

    I notice he hasn't replied. Still probably deciphering your message.

    Americans (N)

  • Well done. I honestly cannot say any more than that. It was perfect.

    NFL (N)

    AFL, NRL (Y)

  • wat i dont get what ur tryin to say dont put nrl in the same boat as afl. rugby league is the toughest sport in the world nfl is for pussys as they wear pads and helmets and arent allowed to pick up and dunk in tackles as for afl thats the worlds softest game rugby union is pretty tough to though

  • Pure Shakespeare. Unfortunately we will never get to see the dumbfounded look once it is understood an hour or so after being read.

  • @fraserdldavidson -- I am American, too, and I can speak English. (Surpirising, I know, considering I played prop and lock.) There is lingo in rubgy and much slang in this commentary.

    @geandily -- You divided a four syllable word into three. Perhaps you should follow follow fraserdavidson's advice and brush up on your mother tongue. :)

  • Bravo my good man.

  • @fraserdldavidson His comment was out of place, but god dude, can you make the commandmends any harder to understand? I generally think of myself as a pretty good listener, but this was just a blur.

    Awesome animations though, love them :D

  • @fraserdldavidson Hahaha nice comeback!

  • @fgeandily Please tell me you know this is a satirical take on the English language using vocabulary from even it's Germanic origin. Obviously the Ten Commandments were written in Anglo-Saxon English. Grammatical syntax and sentence structure, wtf? I'm stunned that over 20 people have liked your post. My guess is you are American and think the English language began in the States, or when (G)od created it. Long live THE JEDI and THE BLACKNESS!!

  • @geandily Please tell me you know this is a satirical take on the English language using vocabulary from even it's Germanic origin. Obviously the Ten Commandments were written in Anglo-Saxon English. Grammatical syntax and sentence structure, wtf? I'm stunned that over 20 people have liked your post. My guess is you are American and think the English language began in the States, or when (G)od created it. Long live THE JEDI and THE BLACKNESS!!

  • na fuck face i'm australian and i was simply saying to you dont put shit on the video u dumb cunt you think your better than the person that made it coz they made a couple grammatical mistakes hmmmm wat a hero you must be

  • So you're one of them sad cunts who can't play rugby that or never played and know fuck all about the game get a life faggot coz its funny when try put shit on this video when its meant to be commical you fucking dead shit and comedians tend to use colloquial language and or pidgin dialect you dumb fuck dont think you're better than the person/company that made this video you fucking gay cunt

  • So you're one of them sad cunts who can't play rugby that or never played and know fuck all about the game get a life faggot coz its funny when try put shit on this video when its meant to be commical you fucking dead shit and comedians tend to use colloquial language and or pidgin dialect you dumb fuck dont think you're better than the person/company that made this video you fucking gay cunt

  • @fraserdldavidson

    lol, best yankie slapdown I've read in ages =)

  • you sir are a poor excuse for an american. On a side note rugby union > NFL. I wish rugby was more popular here in america, its hard as hell to get a pick up game going =(

  • I'm an American and please don't lump us all in with that half wit geandily. I Gave up American Football in High School to start a U-19 rugby team in my town. Geandily and people like him are why 3/4's of the world can't stand us. I think that if the Eagles introduced the sport to schools starting with the kids of ages 5 to 12 then usher them into school and club teams around the secondary levels would be the best start. most americans don't find the sport until college or private schools.

  • @geandily you're such a dick aren't you?

  • @geandily your a pleb!

    

  • can anyone translate this to an understandable level of english for those who werent born ozzys or kiwis? i could hardly understand shit of what the huge funny man was saying

  • Lol Listen to it a load of times and read the lines on the screen that might help.

  • @eshel120 if you know the rules of rugby then you should be safe :P

  • It's just taking time for the Mens Rugby teams in the country to step up and represent. Now womens rugby, US is a powerhouse. Some expensive sex change operations, we'd be rockin'.

    Till then, go Bingham cup and Denver Wildfire.

  • Amen. Jed, you are hilarious.

  • exactly. The graphic not only used the white & red england colors, but even the kicker had that Wilko "over-the-shoulder" look at the posts.

  • I love this.....and im English

  • seconded.

  • Awesome! these video are the best!

    Hail to the humble jedi

  • i wonder why espn puts an effort into promoting soccer, but i never see a thing about rugby. rugby is the shit and i can never watch it down here in kansas.

  • Good on yer mate, we've got an American living with us in the UK, and she fuckin loves rugby now. She's even nicked my bloody rugby shirt to go home with! :D

    I reckon if the US was serious about competing, given the population, you'd potentially develop into a serious contender. US v All Blacks...

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  • thou shall not kick

    RUN IT

    Great logo for a t shirt

  • blow hard analysts, such as brian moore, all deserve to be shot! there all a bunch of dopey bastards who know fuck all about rigby in general

  • Nah i reckon he's a legend mate, how many other commentators/analysts do you hear shouting encouragement for someone to smack another player. His short fuse really makes me laugh, goes well with Eddie Butler:)

  • thou shall either skulk half or the fucken lot.haha.......when thy opposition has thy ball smite the cunts.....classic

  • this is what to live by boyooss

  • hehe, new zealand 4TW!

  • i am fucking proud to be a tight head, the full backs do know fuck all about forward play aswell to be fair

  • brilliant and full backs fucking backs full stop unless previous forwards no sod all about the forward play.

  • It's all written in the vid...

  • wots the song called?

  • im proud to be a tighthead

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  • KEWL!

  • i love that vid...teehee

    xx

  • who doesnt love a tighthead!!!!! YEAH

  • "fullbacks know fuck all about forward play" o thats so so true lmfao!!

  • hahaha thats gud!!

  • more great work Jed - you the man, your mate Antoni

  • Ha!!

  • This is so weird.

  • I've seen this a thousand and one times over the last 3-4 months, and it still makes me laugh!

    everything that is said is absolutely true, the game, drink etiquette - thumbs up!

  • usa rules at murderball

  • Fraser,

    Great job at 0:48 -- Love the "thou shalt not kick".

    Your figure of Wilkinson is dead-on, down to Wilko's arms bent 90 degrees and the the over-the shoulder look at the posts!

  • this guy always payz out qzzys, its so good

  • canucks are better than eagles

  • doubt it.....whats the record?

    thats what i thought....

  • canadas like 30-11 against the USA, and canadas ranked 15th in the world, while the USA is 20th.

  • "As there are players on the paddock there shall be beers on the table" lol i love these alt. rugby comments

  • Don't remember the last time a tight head got the upper hand on England's Andrew Sheridan. I'm really looking forward to Lions vs SA 2009. The beast vs Sheridan should be a really interesting match up, both are complete monsters... (PS i don't want ppl saying he isn't that good, he's the best in the world at loose head and I certainly don't think there are any British props that come close to his talents in the scrum and rucks, open play may be a different matter)

  • what since hayman made sheridan look schoolboy?

  • You're right he didn't dominate that game -the whole England team looked like schoolboy's last time they played NZ. They're actually as individual players a very talented bunch. Sheridan tends to be a player very effected by the mood of the game, if the teams great he's epic ( RWC:vs Austrlia, 6 nations vs France). If they stutter he falls apart a bit. I think on his day he could dominate anyone he wants. That said Hayman is a very talented tight head - I think it's a shame he's at Newcastle.

  • Sheridan was ground to peices by Carl hayman when they met. Was even beaten by somerville earlier this year and sommerville is a small prop

  • lol im a tight head

  • It's about time the Eagles make some progress in the rugby world. Too bad Americans aren't a patriotic bunch when it comes to sport otherwise you could be a powerhouse like NZ, SA, France etc...

  • I'm pretty sure we are pretty patriotic about sports, just not rugby. I wish we were, because we would dominate if we had the bodies similar to those playing in the NFL and College Football. But we are still patriotic about sports, look at the Olympics.

  • nfl players are small compared to rugby league and union players nfl players only look big because of all the pads which is wat makes them soft

  • You know why Gridiron has pads dont you? Because too many people were dieing with broken necks. Unlike rugby, players can be hit without the ball, called blocking, often from a blind spot which means they have no opportunity to brace themselves.

  • Defensive players can run from deep meaning they achieve far greater speeds when tackling head on. Even with the padding, do you think it doesnt hurt when a 19 stone giant hits you head on travelling about 18 miles an hour? I have played both sports and the style of contact is totally different.

  • if u want to compare rugby history, you will find england very succesful, seen as we invented the game... and over half ur team are decended from english settlers. you also seem to lose to france routinely in world cup semis.

  • against the all blacks you are 24-6 down. 1 in 5 isnt all that successful. one world cup a piece (granted ours wasnt in the all important 'pro era', but you are now talking 'historically'). please tell me you arent claiming world cups on descent. you would have won them all by that logic what with all those aussie and bok descendants.

    two losses to france yes. none to you guys. 3 rwc wins against you though. indeed you could say you routinely loose to us!

  • 0:49 cheap shot at the way england play rugby, however unlike NZ we have won a world cup....

    4 more years boys! :)

  • er? new zealand have won a world cup.

  • oh ye, but not in the pro era..

  • is that the important thing now is it? no, fraid no 'pro era' world cups. but we have won 8 tri nations, regularly beat the boks and wallabies, have NEVER lost to scotland, argentina or ireland and dont struggle against italy.

    im sure your pro era world cup keeps you warm during the long hard pumpings youve taken at murrayfield recently. do scotland even have a professional team?

  • top stuff my kiwi buddies !!!

  • That was great!!!

  • hahaha i will live by these...

    wicked vid

  • great com this morning been on on a bender as a result !!! part of the sausage collective in uk

  • Is there anything like a general Kiwi cartooning style or styles? The art reminds me a lot of some of Roger Langridge's stuff.

    Thanks for the post.

  • not interested in purveyors of fairy tales bro. no thanks.

  • nice 1 hahaha fukin kiwi legend

  • oi! god botherer... there is only on religion here... and it's all about the egg shape, the hits, the beer, the blood and the aussies getting punished.

  • I will follow thy truths especially on "thou shall not kick,Run it"

  • Thank you for your wise council. 

    Awesome

  • Haha fuck man these are mean videos. They should create a half hour show some how; that would be brilliant.

  • Thats our plans for the summer summed up in one vid :) impressed

  • this had me laughing for months

  • hahaha, all pies must be eaten with a pint...fucking gold!

  • keep thy supply line clear, fuck-knuckle!

  • What program do they use to animate the videos?

  • best comment is that fullbacks know F*ck all about forward play... and the run it bit

  • "Thou shall not kick, run it"

    brilliant

    too much kicking in the game

    great video

  • hahaha

  • gold. just gold.

  • Great stuff. Even laughed at the cheap jab at wilko.

  • Bro, even as a Saffa and hardcore Springbok and Sharks supporter, I think these videos are BRILLIANT. Laughing my Ass off!

  • Chav is a fat cunt. I'm English and this kiwi bastard is immensely funny. Do you do tours over here?????

    Keep up the good work.

  • You 'erd'...

  • im all muscle m8

  • Chav, chavs are wankas not muscle just skinny n bounce like tyhere hard sooo shhhhh

  • Chav, chavs are wankas not muscle just skinny n bounce like tyhere hard sooo shhhhh

  • im no chav

    i just fort it wud b kl name lol

    im all 18stone m8

  • 18 stone of pies

  • pies filled with muscle

  • hahaha....good one!

  • wouldn't be love muscle would it chav?

  • wot??

  • haha chavs a fat cunt... cast thy 2 fingers aside thy shall skull the whole fukin lot

  • no, hes 7 foot 4, 350lbs and could snap you like a twig. and he spends a lot of time on the internet telling people that.

  • haha hes 350 lbs cos he eats too fukin much ...and hes yet to speak to a girl

  • Get lost you bastard

  • ahhhh, 'keep supply lines clear fuck-knuckle' love it

    chav46 mate, ur fuck urself up weight training that early mate, lay it off. trust me, i'm a sports scientist

  • not true. it depends on what hes doin. theres nothing wrong with mild weights to improve physique at that age. a problem would arise if he was training excessively.

  • i think if he's lifting to get to 18 stone at the age of 15, its excessive

  • Lifting the burgers to his mouth.By the way weight doesn't equal strength so less of the weight and more how many pull-ups can you do with that 18-stone of yours.

  • i do know mate, i'm studying for a degree in sport science, and i could probably fill out easily 8000+ words explaining the entirety of the whole point to what i stated

  • You've misunderstood me. I was just pointing out that chav was boasting about his weight but weight doesn't equal strength. I wasn't undermining your knowledge.

  • I come from the American Rugby World ( theres about 14 of us over here)and i gotta say i didnt understand about half of it but it talks about my two loves in life so great video.

  • You gotta love the Kiwis. Great people, good drinkers and the best team in the world every 3 years and 10 months!!! hahahahaha

  • cheers to that

  • i gonna try following the command,ents with my dad, I bet we both end up in hospital! LOL!

  • What does he mean by:

    Thou shall no buffalo on the Sabbath

    It got me loste there

    Thanks

  • buffalo: no right hand drinking

    wilderbeast: no left hand drinking.

  • We need a Jedipedia...LOL

    Thanks a lot for the translation

  • spelt wildebeest...just to clear up any future confusion..... :-/

  • yeah, i know now. not the best speller in the game.

  • giving some awesome videos though.....so it beats spelling hands down! thanks for the videos!!!!