I Fucking LOVE IT!! Can't get Rugby over here. Yanks take 3 hours to play a 90 minute game, wear helmets and padding that make them look like something out of a Marvel comic.Rugby is a REAL sport and almost a way of life!! Gimme pies, gimme beer and gimme RUGBY!
@fgeandily Please tell me you know this is a satirical take on the English language using vocabulary from even it's Germanic origin. Obviously the Ten Commandments were written in Anglo-Saxon English. Grammatical syntax and sentence structure, wtf? I'm stunned that over 20 people have liked your post. My guess is you are American and think the English language began in the States, or when (G)od created it. Long live THE JEDI and THE BLACKNESS!!
Beautiful work Jedi! Almost as beautiful as watching Mr Hayman get smashed by an 18 year old Manu Tuilagi! Then the Tigers went on to become World Champions by beating the Boks which must have been even more embarassing!
Judging by the majority of comments, people can't understand whats being said? I think I love this video twice as much now...and i FUKIN LOVED IT BEFORE.
is there any version of this one in freakin English? It sounds really funny and I guess it could be even funnier if could understand any more than shit!!
What happened to this guy? I remember laughing my ass off during last years tri nations. I even went back and watched all the old broadcasts. Does ARC still exist?
I'm American and I played both. Football players fight for every last inch because possession is tied to territory. That makes for more violent hits. Rugby is rougher because there are no pads. Rugby also demands a higher level of conditioning due to the continuous action.
But this guy is right... fullbacks know f**k-all about forward play. :) This guy must have been a prop. lol
Well done, your pidgin dialect almost translates directly to our language. However we use the language itself to communicate and punctuation to add particular emphasis to words and phrases. It would appear that rather than learn complicated grammatical syntax and sentence structure, your people have chosen to use strange primitive pictograms and capital letters. Do not worry, your opposable thumbs should be along shortly. That of course assuming any of you believe in evolution?
wat i dont get what ur tryin to say dont put nrl in the same boat as afl. rugby league is the toughest sport in the world nfl is for pussys as they wear pads and helmets and arent allowed to pick up and dunk in tackles as for afl thats the worlds softest game rugby union is pretty tough to though
@fraserdldavidson -- I am American, too, and I can speak English. (Surpirising, I know, considering I played prop and lock.) There is lingo in rubgy and much slang in this commentary.
@geandily -- You divided a four syllable word into three. Perhaps you should follow follow fraserdavidson's advice and brush up on your mother tongue. :)
@fraserdldavidson His comment was out of place, but god dude, can you make the commandmends any harder to understand? I generally think of myself as a pretty good listener, but this was just a blur.
@fgeandily Please tell me you know this is a satirical take on the English language using vocabulary from even it's Germanic origin. Obviously the Ten Commandments were written in Anglo-Saxon English. Grammatical syntax and sentence structure, wtf? I'm stunned that over 20 people have liked your post. My guess is you are American and think the English language began in the States, or when (G)od created it. Long live THE JEDI and THE BLACKNESS!!
@geandily Please tell me you know this is a satirical take on the English language using vocabulary from even it's Germanic origin. Obviously the Ten Commandments were written in Anglo-Saxon English. Grammatical syntax and sentence structure, wtf? I'm stunned that over 20 people have liked your post. My guess is you are American and think the English language began in the States, or when (G)od created it. Long live THE JEDI and THE BLACKNESS!!
na fuck face i'm australian and i was simply saying to you dont put shit on the video u dumb cunt you think your better than the person that made it coz they made a couple grammatical mistakes hmmmm wat a hero you must be
So you're one of them sad cunts who can't play rugby that or never played and know fuck all about the game get a life faggot coz its funny when try put shit on this video when its meant to be commical you fucking dead shit and comedians tend to use colloquial language and or pidgin dialect you dumb fuck dont think you're better than the person/company that made this video you fucking gay cunt
So you're one of them sad cunts who can't play rugby that or never played and know fuck all about the game get a life faggot coz its funny when try put shit on this video when its meant to be commical you fucking dead shit and comedians tend to use colloquial language and or pidgin dialect you dumb fuck dont think you're better than the person/company that made this video you fucking gay cunt
you sir are a poor excuse for an american. On a side note rugby union > NFL. I wish rugby was more popular here in america, its hard as hell to get a pick up game going =(
I'm an American and please don't lump us all in with that half wit geandily. I Gave up American Football in High School to start a U-19 rugby team in my town. Geandily and people like him are why 3/4's of the world can't stand us. I think that if the Eagles introduced the sport to schools starting with the kids of ages 5 to 12 then usher them into school and club teams around the secondary levels would be the best start. most americans don't find the sport until college or private schools.
can anyone translate this to an understandable level of english for those who werent born ozzys or kiwis? i could hardly understand shit of what the huge funny man was saying
It's just taking time for the Mens Rugby teams in the country to step up and represent. Now womens rugby, US is a powerhouse. Some expensive sex change operations, we'd be rockin'.
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i wonder why espn puts an effort into promoting soccer, but i never see a thing about rugby. rugby is the shit and i can never watch it down here in kansas.
Good on yer mate, we've got an American living with us in the UK, and she fuckin loves rugby now. She's even nicked my bloody rugby shirt to go home with! :D
I reckon if the US was serious about competing, given the population, you'd potentially develop into a serious contender. US v All Blacks...
Nah i reckon he's a legend mate, how many other commentators/analysts do you hear shouting encouragement for someone to smack another player. His short fuse really makes me laugh, goes well with Eddie Butler:)
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Don't remember the last time a tight head got the upper hand on England's Andrew Sheridan. I'm really looking forward to Lions vs SA 2009. The beast vs Sheridan should be a really interesting match up, both are complete monsters... (PS i don't want ppl saying he isn't that good, he's the best in the world at loose head and I certainly don't think there are any British props that come close to his talents in the scrum and rucks, open play may be a different matter)
You're right he didn't dominate that game -the whole England team looked like schoolboy's last time they played NZ. They're actually as individual players a very talented bunch. Sheridan tends to be a player very effected by the mood of the game, if the teams great he's epic ( RWC:vs Austrlia, 6 nations vs France). If they stutter he falls apart a bit. I think on his day he could dominate anyone he wants. That said Hayman is a very talented tight head - I think it's a shame he's at Newcastle.
It's about time the Eagles make some progress in the rugby world. Too bad Americans aren't a patriotic bunch when it comes to sport otherwise you could be a powerhouse like NZ, SA, France etc...
I'm pretty sure we are pretty patriotic about sports, just not rugby. I wish we were, because we would dominate if we had the bodies similar to those playing in the NFL and College Football. But we are still patriotic about sports, look at the Olympics.
You know why Gridiron has pads dont you? Because too many people were dieing with broken necks. Unlike rugby, players can be hit without the ball, called blocking, often from a blind spot which means they have no opportunity to brace themselves.
Defensive players can run from deep meaning they achieve far greater speeds when tackling head on. Even with the padding, do you think it doesnt hurt when a 19 stone giant hits you head on travelling about 18 miles an hour? I have played both sports and the style of contact is totally different.
if u want to compare rugby history, you will find england very succesful, seen as we invented the game... and over half ur team are decended from english settlers. you also seem to lose to france routinely in world cup semis.
against the all blacks you are 24-6 down. 1 in 5 isnt all that successful. one world cup a piece (granted ours wasnt in the all important 'pro era', but you are now talking 'historically'). please tell me you arent claiming world cups on descent. you would have won them all by that logic what with all those aussie and bok descendants.
two losses to france yes. none to you guys. 3 rwc wins against you though. indeed you could say you routinely loose to us!
is that the important thing now is it? no, fraid no 'pro era' world cups. but we have won 8 tri nations, regularly beat the boks and wallabies, have NEVER lost to scotland, argentina or ireland and dont struggle against italy.
im sure your pro era world cup keeps you warm during the long hard pumpings youve taken at murrayfield recently. do scotland even have a professional team?
oi! god botherer... there is only on religion here... and it's all about the egg shape, the hits, the beer, the blood and the aussies getting punished.
not true. it depends on what hes doin. theres nothing wrong with mild weights to improve physique at that age. a problem would arise if he was training excessively.
Lifting the burgers to his mouth.By the way weight doesn't equal strength so less of the weight and more how many pull-ups can you do with that 18-stone of yours.
i do know mate, i'm studying for a degree in sport science, and i could probably fill out easily 8000+ words explaining the entirety of the whole point to what i stated
You've misunderstood me. I was just pointing out that chav was boasting about his weight but weight doesn't equal strength. I wasn't undermining your knowledge.
I come from the American Rugby World ( theres about 14 of us over here)and i gotta say i didnt understand about half of it but it talks about my two loves in life so great video.
Seem to be more than 10 commandments.. :L
123Snowy456 1 month ago
hahaha that yank got destroyed
FervensFlamma 3 months ago
Skull thy pint! Brilliant stuff. The only thing I don't get is the Buffalo bit... If anybody could explain...?
schnozz87 4 months ago
@schnozz87 You can't drink with your left hand or you have to scull your vessel.
jackobrown32 3 months ago
@jackobrown32 right hand isnt it?
donealreadysp 3 months ago
@donealreadysp Oh shit, yup you're right.
jackobrown32 3 months ago
@jackobrown32 haha, i was confused i was like thats the hand most people drink out of haha :')
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izumojames 3 months ago
I don't know what people don't understand.
Must be the drinking references???
I assume they've never had a 2 finger fine on tour lol
cjgreenwood 4 months ago
Love the way the "Thou shall not kick" picture is quite clearly in an English jersey.... no, we can't score tries, what're you trying to say?
BlckComb 4 months ago
I Fucking LOVE IT!! Can't get Rugby over here. Yanks take 3 hours to play a 90 minute game, wear helmets and padding that make them look like something out of a Marvel comic.Rugby is a REAL sport and almost a way of life!! Gimme pies, gimme beer and gimme RUGBY!
akiwiinusa 7 months ago 12
@akiwiinusa
Mate, you got it all wrong.
American Football is a *60* minute game that takes 3 hours to play :D
(ok, so not all, the rest of what you said was right! ;) )
WillSpengler 3 months ago
I followed that just fine, but I used to date a fucken KIWI AY?
nosmallo 7 months ago
Thou shall not argue on the internet, Tis distracting from the video!
Fucking awesome video, 10 rules i will use till i'm 6 foot under
drtyda 9 months ago 4
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joshrat9 1 year ago
better than being a little pussy u faggot
joshrat9 1 year ago
stumbled upon and didnt understand a word but i like it!
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@fgeandily Please tell me you know this is a satirical take on the English language using vocabulary from even it's Germanic origin. Obviously the Ten Commandments were written in Anglo-Saxon English. Grammatical syntax and sentence structure, wtf? I'm stunned that over 20 people have liked your post. My guess is you are American and think the English language began in the States, or when (G)od created it. Long live THE JEDI and THE BLACKNESS!!
matjcarter 1 year ago
Beautiful work Jedi! Almost as beautiful as watching Mr Hayman get smashed by an 18 year old Manu Tuilagi! Then the Tigers went on to become World Champions by beating the Boks which must have been even more embarassing!
therunningback26 1 year ago
Pass it not kick it? Someone should tell Yawnion that.
as260191 1 year ago
wll I'm a kiwi gal and found that hard to follow,,,, I'm thinking the majority of it all was just about drinking whilst watching rugger ,,,, ?!?!?!?!
jezzabelle75 1 year ago
@jezzabelle75 lets have sex
murph277v 1 year ago
I found it difficult to follow most of this video, i assume some of it is New Zealand slang?
liambannin 1 year ago
@liambannin I'm South African and I followed that fine and dandy. And we're meant to all be thickos. Hmm...
P.S - Jed and Fraser are awesome. Loved it.
MerckZ 1 year ago
do another one pleaaseee. also are you english? i thought you went to nottingham trent a few years back?
menak 1 year ago
Judging by the majority of comments, people can't understand whats being said? I think I love this video twice as much now...and i FUKIN LOVED IT BEFORE.
piraterock87 1 year ago
is there any version of this one in freakin English? It sounds really funny and I guess it could be even funnier if could understand any more than shit!!
llbrascher 1 year ago
ARC is dead, isn't it? It's test season and I was looking forward to some Alternative Commentary. :)
RexNihilo 1 year ago
What happened to this guy? I remember laughing my ass off during last years tri nations. I even went back and watched all the old broadcasts. Does ARC still exist?
Joker2and53 1 year ago
hahaha this is awesome
gilljames10 1 year ago
going to use this holarous
kidnatedog 1 year ago
Fuck-knuckle?! What an AWESOME insult!!! ha ha
mrShowaddywaddy 1 year ago
The 11th Commandment -- NO FARTING IN THE SCRUM!!
RexNihilo 1 year ago
I'm American and I played both. Football players fight for every last inch because possession is tied to territory. That makes for more violent hits. Rugby is rougher because there are no pads. Rugby also demands a higher level of conditioning due to the continuous action.
But this guy is right... fullbacks know f**k-all about forward play. :) This guy must have been a prop. lol
RexNihilo 1 year ago
@RexNihilo Jed Thian is an ex All Black prop.
TheDesolateOne84 1 year ago
@TheDesolateOne84 OK. Thanks. :)
RexNihilo 1 year ago
aha. fuck watchin rugby in nz i'd be so screwed
offitcock 2 years ago
fraser davidson is epic
ptoood 2 years ago
HAHAHA I LOLD THIS SHITS GOLD hahaha
SMWhit3out 2 years ago
Jed is a forward that is why he says to run it. @ Irish Gary. Ireland grandslam 2010 as well id say xD
barretsalegend 2 years ago
he said to run it cause hes not a bitch! rofl
SMWhit3out 2 years ago
You do that. But please learn how to spell as well :)
TheZuenIsOut2 2 years ago
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HELLOOOOOOO I AM FROM AM-ER-ICA!! Do you speak ENGLISH????
I found this video to be HUMOROUS, do you know what that word means??? Your local game amuses me :)
geandily 2 years ago
Well done, your pidgin dialect almost translates directly to our language. However we use the language itself to communicate and punctuation to add particular emphasis to words and phrases. It would appear that rather than learn complicated grammatical syntax and sentence structure, your people have chosen to use strange primitive pictograms and capital letters. Do not worry, your opposable thumbs should be along shortly. That of course assuming any of you believe in evolution?
fraserdldavidson 2 years ago 142
haha that is possibly the greatest rinsing of an American i have ever seen in any context!
Gcontrol2007 2 years ago 6
A truly authoritative response, well said. I like your style Sir.
mcpduk 2 years ago
That made me laugh bro !
I notice he hasn't replied. Still probably deciphering your message.
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TheZuenIsOut2 2 years ago
Well done. I honestly cannot say any more than that. It was perfect.
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AFL, NRL (Y)
buuthebigchild 2 years ago
wat i dont get what ur tryin to say dont put nrl in the same boat as afl. rugby league is the toughest sport in the world nfl is for pussys as they wear pads and helmets and arent allowed to pick up and dunk in tackles as for afl thats the worlds softest game rugby union is pretty tough to though
Imortals300 2 years ago
Pure Shakespeare. Unfortunately we will never get to see the dumbfounded look once it is understood an hour or so after being read.
philster61 2 years ago
@fraserdldavidson -- I am American, too, and I can speak English. (Surpirising, I know, considering I played prop and lock.) There is lingo in rubgy and much slang in this commentary.
@geandily -- You divided a four syllable word into three. Perhaps you should follow follow fraserdavidson's advice and brush up on your mother tongue. :)
RexNihilo 1 year ago
Bravo my good man.
sayers28 1 year ago
@fraserdldavidson His comment was out of place, but god dude, can you make the commandmends any harder to understand? I generally think of myself as a pretty good listener, but this was just a blur.
Awesome animations though, love them :D
PrimozResman 1 year ago
@fraserdldavidson Hahaha nice comeback!
fletchers4 1 year ago
@fgeandily Please tell me you know this is a satirical take on the English language using vocabulary from even it's Germanic origin. Obviously the Ten Commandments were written in Anglo-Saxon English. Grammatical syntax and sentence structure, wtf? I'm stunned that over 20 people have liked your post. My guess is you are American and think the English language began in the States, or when (G)od created it. Long live THE JEDI and THE BLACKNESS!!
matjcarter 1 year ago
@geandily Please tell me you know this is a satirical take on the English language using vocabulary from even it's Germanic origin. Obviously the Ten Commandments were written in Anglo-Saxon English. Grammatical syntax and sentence structure, wtf? I'm stunned that over 20 people have liked your post. My guess is you are American and think the English language began in the States, or when (G)od created it. Long live THE JEDI and THE BLACKNESS!!
matjcarter 1 year ago
na fuck face i'm australian and i was simply saying to you dont put shit on the video u dumb cunt you think your better than the person that made it coz they made a couple grammatical mistakes hmmmm wat a hero you must be
joshrat9 1 year ago
So you're one of them sad cunts who can't play rugby that or never played and know fuck all about the game get a life faggot coz its funny when try put shit on this video when its meant to be commical you fucking dead shit and comedians tend to use colloquial language and or pidgin dialect you dumb fuck dont think you're better than the person/company that made this video you fucking gay cunt
joshrat9 1 year ago
So you're one of them sad cunts who can't play rugby that or never played and know fuck all about the game get a life faggot coz its funny when try put shit on this video when its meant to be commical you fucking dead shit and comedians tend to use colloquial language and or pidgin dialect you dumb fuck dont think you're better than the person/company that made this video you fucking gay cunt
joshrat9 1 year ago
@fraserdldavidson
lol, best yankie slapdown I've read in ages =)
MaxSafeheaD 9 months ago
you sir are a poor excuse for an american. On a side note rugby union > NFL. I wish rugby was more popular here in america, its hard as hell to get a pick up game going =(
crackerjack777 2 years ago
I'm an American and please don't lump us all in with that half wit geandily. I Gave up American Football in High School to start a U-19 rugby team in my town. Geandily and people like him are why 3/4's of the world can't stand us. I think that if the Eagles introduced the sport to schools starting with the kids of ages 5 to 12 then usher them into school and club teams around the secondary levels would be the best start. most americans don't find the sport until college or private schools.
blackdogrmh 2 years ago 4
@geandily you're such a dick aren't you?
jurasicjim 1 year ago 5
@geandily your a pleb!
stupiddumb999 6 months ago
can anyone translate this to an understandable level of english for those who werent born ozzys or kiwis? i could hardly understand shit of what the huge funny man was saying
eshel120 2 years ago 3
Lol Listen to it a load of times and read the lines on the screen that might help.
Shiprex 2 years ago
@eshel120 if you know the rules of rugby then you should be safe :P
alternativebassist 2 months ago
It's just taking time for the Mens Rugby teams in the country to step up and represent. Now womens rugby, US is a powerhouse. Some expensive sex change operations, we'd be rockin'.
Till then, go Bingham cup and Denver Wildfire.
MicahSps 2 years ago
Amen. Jed, you are hilarious.
xevonline 2 years ago
exactly. The graphic not only used the white & red england colors, but even the kicker had that Wilko "over-the-shoulder" look at the posts.
cheyanqui 2 years ago
I love this.....and im English
sanderson149 2 years ago 2
seconded.
petedebono 2 years ago
Awesome! these video are the best!
Hail to the humble jedi
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i wonder why espn puts an effort into promoting soccer, but i never see a thing about rugby. rugby is the shit and i can never watch it down here in kansas.
fartonme7 2 years ago 43
Good on yer mate, we've got an American living with us in the UK, and she fuckin loves rugby now. She's even nicked my bloody rugby shirt to go home with! :D
I reckon if the US was serious about competing, given the population, you'd potentially develop into a serious contender. US v All Blacks...
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matjcarter 1 year ago
thou shall not kick
RUN IT
Great logo for a t shirt
apiaway 2 years ago 4
blow hard analysts, such as brian moore, all deserve to be shot! there all a bunch of dopey bastards who know fuck all about rigby in general
phisyle301 2 years ago
Nah i reckon he's a legend mate, how many other commentators/analysts do you hear shouting encouragement for someone to smack another player. His short fuse really makes me laugh, goes well with Eddie Butler:)
matthewjamesheath 2 years ago 2
thou shall either skulk half or the fucken lot.haha.......when thy opposition has thy ball smite the cunts.....classic
rugbyrulez2k9 2 years ago
this is what to live by boyooss
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Reeceicles123 2 years ago
hehe, new zealand 4TW!
realIBeliX 2 years ago
i am fucking proud to be a tight head, the full backs do know fuck all about forward play aswell to be fair
drummingwonder 2 years ago
brilliant and full backs fucking backs full stop unless previous forwards no sod all about the forward play.
dan12131213 2 years ago
It's all written in the vid...
TheDesolateOne84 3 years ago 2
wots the song called?
jackwtbuter 3 years ago
im proud to be a tighthead
jonnymobs790 3 years ago 5
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WarioTV 2 years ago
KEWL!
meekahnism 3 years ago
i love that vid...teehee
xx
xTheEnglishGirlx 3 years ago
who doesnt love a tighthead!!!!! YEAH
sasquach64 3 years ago 3
"fullbacks know fuck all about forward play" o thats so so true lmfao!!
kuzican7 3 years ago 3
hahaha thats gud!!
fromrussiawithlovee 3 years ago
more great work Jed - you the man, your mate Antoni
makkertakker 3 years ago
Ha!!
teachill 3 years ago
This is so weird.
polobear1111 3 years ago
I've seen this a thousand and one times over the last 3-4 months, and it still makes me laugh!
everything that is said is absolutely true, the game, drink etiquette - thumbs up!
Dagvalda 3 years ago 3
usa rules at murderball
flippinfl00b 3 years ago
Fraser,
Great job at 0:48 -- Love the "thou shalt not kick".
Your figure of Wilkinson is dead-on, down to Wilko's arms bent 90 degrees and the the over-the shoulder look at the posts!
cheyanqui 3 years ago
this guy always payz out qzzys, its so good
paybakbtch 3 years ago
canucks are better than eagles
TheRage2019 3 years ago
doubt it.....whats the record?
thats what i thought....
skatecky6 3 years ago
canadas like 30-11 against the USA, and canadas ranked 15th in the world, while the USA is 20th.
TheRage2019 3 years ago
"As there are players on the paddock there shall be beers on the table" lol i love these alt. rugby comments
huinga 3 years ago
Don't remember the last time a tight head got the upper hand on England's Andrew Sheridan. I'm really looking forward to Lions vs SA 2009. The beast vs Sheridan should be a really interesting match up, both are complete monsters... (PS i don't want ppl saying he isn't that good, he's the best in the world at loose head and I certainly don't think there are any British props that come close to his talents in the scrum and rucks, open play may be a different matter)
plamicus 3 years ago
what since hayman made sheridan look schoolboy?
fraserdldavidson 3 years ago 2
You're right he didn't dominate that game -the whole England team looked like schoolboy's last time they played NZ. They're actually as individual players a very talented bunch. Sheridan tends to be a player very effected by the mood of the game, if the teams great he's epic ( RWC:vs Austrlia, 6 nations vs France). If they stutter he falls apart a bit. I think on his day he could dominate anyone he wants. That said Hayman is a very talented tight head - I think it's a shame he's at Newcastle.
plamicus 3 years ago
Sheridan was ground to peices by Carl hayman when they met. Was even beaten by somerville earlier this year and sommerville is a small prop
Joelberg11 3 years ago
lol im a tight head
HornetUK1 3 years ago
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Stop bickering over England and New Zealand. It doesnt matter because obviously the Eagles own you all.
haha
shoot2kill68 3 years ago
It's about time the Eagles make some progress in the rugby world. Too bad Americans aren't a patriotic bunch when it comes to sport otherwise you could be a powerhouse like NZ, SA, France etc...
nik3887 3 years ago
I'm pretty sure we are pretty patriotic about sports, just not rugby. I wish we were, because we would dominate if we had the bodies similar to those playing in the NFL and College Football. But we are still patriotic about sports, look at the Olympics.
shoot2kill68 3 years ago
nfl players are small compared to rugby league and union players nfl players only look big because of all the pads which is wat makes them soft
Imortals300 2 years ago 2
You know why Gridiron has pads dont you? Because too many people were dieing with broken necks. Unlike rugby, players can be hit without the ball, called blocking, often from a blind spot which means they have no opportunity to brace themselves.
steveehardcore 1 year ago
Defensive players can run from deep meaning they achieve far greater speeds when tackling head on. Even with the padding, do you think it doesnt hurt when a 19 stone giant hits you head on travelling about 18 miles an hour? I have played both sports and the style of contact is totally different.
steveehardcore 1 year ago
if u want to compare rugby history, you will find england very succesful, seen as we invented the game... and over half ur team are decended from english settlers. you also seem to lose to france routinely in world cup semis.
12dayboy 3 years ago
against the all blacks you are 24-6 down. 1 in 5 isnt all that successful. one world cup a piece (granted ours wasnt in the all important 'pro era', but you are now talking 'historically'). please tell me you arent claiming world cups on descent. you would have won them all by that logic what with all those aussie and bok descendants.
two losses to france yes. none to you guys. 3 rwc wins against you though. indeed you could say you routinely loose to us!
fraserdldavidson 3 years ago
0:49 cheap shot at the way england play rugby, however unlike NZ we have won a world cup....
4 more years boys! :)
12dayboy 3 years ago
er? new zealand have won a world cup.
fraserdldavidson 3 years ago
oh ye, but not in the pro era..
12dayboy 3 years ago
is that the important thing now is it? no, fraid no 'pro era' world cups. but we have won 8 tri nations, regularly beat the boks and wallabies, have NEVER lost to scotland, argentina or ireland and dont struggle against italy.
im sure your pro era world cup keeps you warm during the long hard pumpings youve taken at murrayfield recently. do scotland even have a professional team?
fraserdldavidson 3 years ago
top stuff my kiwi buddies !!!
markolav1970 3 years ago
That was great!!!
johuth 3 years ago
hahaha i will live by these...
wicked vid
rugbyrules115 3 years ago
great com this morning been on on a bender as a result !!! part of the sausage collective in uk
rambooboo 3 years ago
Is there anything like a general Kiwi cartooning style or styles? The art reminds me a lot of some of Roger Langridge's stuff.
Thanks for the post.
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headachehealer 3 years ago
not interested in purveyors of fairy tales bro. no thanks.
fraserdldavidson 3 years ago
nice 1 hahaha fukin kiwi legend
FlankersWell 3 years ago
oi! god botherer... there is only on religion here... and it's all about the egg shape, the hits, the beer, the blood and the aussies getting punished.
thebourg 3 years ago
I will follow thy truths especially on "thou shall not kick,Run it"
Jo0r7ge 3 years ago 3
Thank you for your wise council.
Awesome
VintageHori 3 years ago
Haha fuck man these are mean videos. They should create a half hour show some how; that would be brilliant.
brathaspartan 3 years ago
Thats our plans for the summer summed up in one vid :) impressed
lonestarinfinate 3 years ago
this had me laughing for months
oldskoolheretic 3 years ago
hahaha, all pies must be eaten with a pint...fucking gold!
DirtyDeerock 3 years ago 2
keep thy supply line clear, fuck-knuckle!
WashThatCar 3 years ago 3
What program do they use to animate the videos?
snicka 3 years ago
best comment is that fullbacks know F*ck all about forward play... and the run it bit
simojukes 3 years ago 4
"Thou shall not kick, run it"
brilliant
too much kicking in the game
great video
Edwindler 3 years ago 4
hahaha
barryboiler 3 years ago
gold. just gold.
ballrags 3 years ago
Great stuff. Even laughed at the cheap jab at wilko.
workingclassbum 3 years ago
Bro, even as a Saffa and hardcore Springbok and Sharks supporter, I think these videos are BRILLIANT. Laughing my Ass off!
Kietzphat 3 years ago
Chav is a fat cunt. I'm English and this kiwi bastard is immensely funny. Do you do tours over here?????
Keep up the good work.
LunchtimeLoonies 3 years ago 8
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u wot m8
chav46 3 years ago
You 'erd'...
LunchtimeLoonies 3 years ago 2
im all muscle m8
chav46 3 years ago
Chav, chavs are wankas not muscle just skinny n bounce like tyhere hard sooo shhhhh
sam2ndrow 3 years ago 3
Chav, chavs are wankas not muscle just skinny n bounce like tyhere hard sooo shhhhh
sam2ndrow 3 years ago 2
im no chav
i just fort it wud b kl name lol
im all 18stone m8
chav46 3 years ago
18 stone of pies
sam2ndrow 3 years ago 2
pies filled with muscle
chav46 3 years ago
hahaha....good one!
LunchtimeLoonies 3 years ago
wouldn't be love muscle would it chav?
shilly39 3 years ago 2
wot??
chav46 3 years ago
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Anyone can go round on the internet and tell people that. And if it is true, then that just makes you sound up yourself.
HarmonizaXF 3 years ago
haha chavs a fat cunt... cast thy 2 fingers aside thy shall skull the whole fukin lot
plugmiste 3 years ago 2
no, hes 7 foot 4, 350lbs and could snap you like a twig. and he spends a lot of time on the internet telling people that.
fraserdldavidson 3 years ago
haha hes 350 lbs cos he eats too fukin much ...and hes yet to speak to a girl
plugmiste 3 years ago
Get lost you bastard
Nightcreature12 3 years ago
ahhhh, 'keep supply lines clear fuck-knuckle' love it
chav46 mate, ur fuck urself up weight training that early mate, lay it off. trust me, i'm a sports scientist
samthespartan 3 years ago
not true. it depends on what hes doin. theres nothing wrong with mild weights to improve physique at that age. a problem would arise if he was training excessively.
jamiewalker120 3 years ago
i think if he's lifting to get to 18 stone at the age of 15, its excessive
samthespartan 3 years ago
Lifting the burgers to his mouth.By the way weight doesn't equal strength so less of the weight and more how many pull-ups can you do with that 18-stone of yours.
MichaelRoach999 3 years ago 2
i do know mate, i'm studying for a degree in sport science, and i could probably fill out easily 8000+ words explaining the entirety of the whole point to what i stated
samthespartan 3 years ago 2
You've misunderstood me. I was just pointing out that chav was boasting about his weight but weight doesn't equal strength. I wasn't undermining your knowledge.
MichaelRoach999 3 years ago 2
I come from the American Rugby World ( theres about 14 of us over here)and i gotta say i didnt understand about half of it but it talks about my two loves in life so great video.
FishGuTs113 3 years ago
You gotta love the Kiwis. Great people, good drinkers and the best team in the world every 3 years and 10 months!!! hahahahaha
Lukerugby2 4 years ago 6
cheers to that
TomTheMaster 4 years ago
i gonna try following the command,ents with my dad, I bet we both end up in hospital! LOL!
Delluseonist 4 years ago
What does he mean by:
Thou shall no buffalo on the Sabbath
It got me loste there
Thanks
SgtCrocodile 4 years ago
buffalo: no right hand drinking
wilderbeast: no left hand drinking.
fraserdldavidson 4 years ago
We need a Jedipedia...LOL
Thanks a lot for the translation
SgtCrocodile 4 years ago
spelt wildebeest...just to clear up any future confusion..... :-/
bidefordrfc 4 years ago
yeah, i know now. not the best speller in the game.
fraserdldavidson 4 years ago
giving some awesome videos though.....so it beats spelling hands down! thanks for the videos!!!!
bidefordrfc 4 years ago