Statler and Waldorf moments

[ButterflyGirl2]

hilarious! love this two!

[BeerMoneyLive]

they dont care for most things :)

[TehAuroraWolf]

S: Why did the chicken really cross the road?

W: why?

S: to get away from this show!

WS: DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!

[SamDaManVLOGS]

Statler:5 people dislike this video!

Waldorf:No 474 people have no taste!

S&W:DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!

[TheDrock900]

s: i think shakespear would think this show is dumb

w: whys that:

s: because he would hate this.

w: my kind of guy.

sw: DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO

[notahunk]

any other trolls on tv or the internet are just imitations. no one trolls like waldorf and statler

[notahunk]

S:  my mom is smarter than these people

W: why do you say that?

S: she doesn't watch the show

S&W: DOHOHOHOHOHO

[Smiller1689]

W: 5 people disliked this video

S: No, 468 people just have bad taste

S&W: DOHOHOHOHOHO

[MisterSmiley91]

After watching Friday by Rebecca Black

Waldorf: I'm confused. Was that a goose or a girl?

Statle: That was a goose.

Waldorf: How can you tell?

Statle: A goose sings better.

Both: DOHOHOHOH!

[elrosith88]

Just smacks the TV out of the way lol.

[TheHambone12]

I think the pickled egg one was just brilliant.

[TheDrock900]

whos the lady at the begging

[AriesByTheStars]

@TheDrock900 Whoopi Goldberg I think

[3hickmanm]

the original trolls

[jakcloudhighwind]

@3hickmanm the best trolls.

[DinoJake]

W: You know, Justin Bieber is kind of like that dog my wife used to have.

S: What you mean that real little dog with an annoyingly shrill bark?

W: Yeah. Except the dog was a better singer.

S&W: DOHOHOHOHOHO

[theGMANtheBOSS]

W: You know what's the difference between today's shows and my aspirin?

S: What?

W: One of them puts me to sleep much faster!

S&W: DOHOHOHOHOHO!!!

[trailmixgang]

I second that motownhockey19 this stuff is way better than anything you'll see nowaday!

[SonicGod24]

S: Hey Waldorf, 5 people didn't like this video.

W: Yeah. My kind of people.

S&W:DOHOHOHOHOHO

[sustelsuk]

i do the same with hannah-montana and all other disney channels

[erikfehrm]

ORIGINAL TROLLS!!!

[tonysixwing]

316 people know whats good and should be on tv 5 people have no sence of humor i think id get along with these guys

[Benstudio13]

Statler and Waldorf - the puppet versions of Hugh Hefner.

[SwiftGundam]

@Benstudio13 Those two predate Hugh Hefner.

[NaiTaiDai]

"Ya know, there's something to be said about this show."

"Yeah. Too bad you can't say it on a family show."

XD

[captonbyrd]

I wish this on during prime time for little kids shows!!!!

[MrPman851]

These 2 old farts remind me of my grandfather and his friend; both are named Bob. They're very funny, but like my grandfather and his friend, they're not mean spirited.

[godboyable]

Statler:5 people dont like this video.

Waldorf:Then why are you smiling.

Statle: IM ONE OF THEM!

Both: DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!

[googamp32]

Statler: Five people have no sense of humor.

Waldorf: 284 people have no sense of taste.

[arandomperson3]

I wish these guys were the hosts of American Idol!

[RYANL22]

My god, I started crying this was so funny!

[Dragblacker]

What's the music that's playing between 0:14 and 0:21? It sounds Chinese.

[scienceguy8]

@Dragblacker Sounds like the theme to "Bay of Pigs Watch".

[damonika09]

I LOVE these two! I'm laughing HARD!

[Rubberman202]

Some of Statler and Waldorf's lines are hit and miss this time around.

[Anthyrion]

3:10-3:12 Wow. Their first Fan! ^^

[chickyboodiva]

XD DOOOOOHOHOHOHO.... *snort*

[Coruscant0]

"is he allright"

"idk i check hes pulse"

"if hes got one i split it whit ya"

"dohohohoho" X*D

[OllieRamone]

The ladies in 4:00 are hot, especially the brunette. :)

[RevFlowerjoy]

Have to argue with you, These shows today are so full of crap, I wish I could change something,like what? The Channel(laugh). Love Statler and Waldorf I really miss their comedy and humor.

[ProSimm]

I bet if Disney remade thise they would ruin it :|

[Vakama95096]

"Boy,was she ugly"

[SatoriEarth]

Somethings really should have ended with Henson... f*ck Disney.

[TheLostLenore]

"You know whats sad?"

"Whats that?"

"I cant think of anything I would rather do then watch this dumb show"

"Ha, neither can I"

"Hi guys, mind if we join you?"

"I just thought of something"

Now that can be taken a clean way or a dirty way, regardless what way, if a parent, in this day and age, heard that, they would probably complain about how 'dirty' it is and how kids shouldnt be watching it, shame this worlds far to PC now.

[ottselguy]

@TheLostLenore actually this sort of subversive rudeness is the stuff that we should have MORE of rather then outright vileness or grossness

[MrChuck51]

these are fuhhy as hell

[planejunky]

Muppets tonight was not a patch on the original Muppet Show though.

[sega616]

"Shakespear would of hated that!"

"You should know! You dated his sister!"

DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH!!

"...Boy was she ugly..."

[justaguy12345]

These guys are AWESOME!!! Miss them so much!

[Barrfind4]

Hanna and wizards are cool but muppets are bette. Funniest.

[theproducerspart2]

This show's like skiing

Why's that?

Because it's going downhill fast LMAO HAHAHAHAHAHA

[TwilightPrince123]

These two are better than any troll on the internet.

[darkemoghost]

@TwilightPrince123 So true! They should have their own show where they just criticize things in their own style. Like if they viewed "Paranormal Activity"

Statler: Wow, to think that the devil could enter our homes at anytime.

Walforf: Well, there's an easy way to fix that.

Statler: Call an excorcist?

Waldorf: No, don't watch the movie!

Both: DOHOHOHOHOHO!!!!

(not very good, but that's why I'm not as funny as them!)

[ottselguy]

@TwilightPrince123 they invented the art of trolling!

[jef108]

just when you think this show is terrible, something wonderful happens.

Yeah, what?

It ends!

[DarthWill3]

DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!!!

[stewartk77]

im trying to find the one where these guy tease Ms Piggy when she runs out of the house, they say "well breakfast must be over cause the bacon just ran out" ne one know which vid its on??

[grizzlygrill]

muppets would be the Muppets With out them

[Doza130]

Not the original voices but thats ok.

[spxmet]

Well yeah Jim Henson died way before Muppets Tonight premiered. In these clips, the voices are: Dave Goelz did and still does Waldorf and Statler was Jerry Nelson.

[TheEmikodo]

Heckling is what they do best.

[thelogan1000]

these guys were great! espaecially their laughs: Dohohohohoho!!!

[3in1master]

great way to end it

[ByronW365]

I agree best hecklers ever!!!!!!!! lol

[Vakama95096]

I love the muppets

[TheAmazingOzzy]

champion hecklers, gotta love em

[luvisacigarette8]

awesome. love it

[cozmicshroomzpro1]

THE END WAS GREAT

[snuggy4589]

wow they went to alot of places

[chanel5829]

those two were a mess!!!!!! theyre so funny i missed the muppets!!!!

lololol

[almightyfir3]

"this show reminds me of a 25 cent cigar."

"why is that?"

"because its cheap and it stinks" DOHOHOHO LOL!!

[RevFlowerjoy]

I really miss the 2 guys and laugh every time,I love Statler and Waldorf..

I will check to see if he has a pulse,if he does,I will split it with you!!!

[bluesock99]

Oh how I miss The Muppet Show :(

[bluehat210]

me too :(

[waterbender01]

Out of 2 stars, I give this video no stars. Why?  Because you already have two golden stars! DOH HOHOHOHOHOHOHO! Great video!

[boru25]

Thats a brilliant joke! You get a thumps up from me n a five star rating!

[MDHMAN4]

R.I.P The Muppet Show.

[TheRealTricky]

"We we're just broadcasting the worst of Muppets Tonight"

"What did you show them?"

"The same you do!"

Those two are just plain cool!!!

[whyryuaskingme]

all we need now is Walter coming in from the side yelling "SHUT THE HELL UP"

[relyna123]

"Hmm, I'd give that movie four stars."

"And why is that?"

"Because the two that were in it now STINK."

Ha ha! Good one! I love it!

[shadddey5]

"this show's alot like skiing"

"How's that?".....

"'cause it's going downhill fast"

"DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO"

[RYANL22]

Those were the days. Show's today suck!

[Volts48]

no they don't, they just blow!

DOH HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!

[gamiezion]

lol these 2 guys crack me up every time, nothing or noone beats em ^.^

[boru25]

Nothen except a pink slip. BWAAA HA HA HAAAA!!

[gamiezion]

retard

[boru25]

I heard your test results from scholl came in, n they came back DUUUUAAAHHHH! HAAA HA HA HAAAAAAAA!!!

[gamiezion]

ohyeah?

well i got a joke for you

god could, he wanted whats left of your brain back

[boru25]

I think you need to work on your lines cause that wasn't funny as you spelled it poorly!

What did you call me a retard at da start I was having some fun!

[gamiezion]

whatever dumbass

[smiffy1071]

You can easily tell the difference without Jim Henson...it lacks feeling.

[minibiker]

those crazy old bastards

[iinlovejameslafferty]

lol at 2:58!!!

[miamivicepastels83]

lol...they so stupid

[xaas525]

boy was she ugly

lol!!!

[MDHMAN4]

disney runied the muppets.

[George930]

This was actually pretty funny. Not as funny as the original. It was not as bad as the from the balcony. That was horrible because they were perverted and inappropriate. This was ok, original was awesome and from the balcony sucked

[disneynut06]

THEY DID NOT!!!

[MDHMAN4]

They did!

[fiskefyren]

hey... what are you guys doing here?

we are showing the worst of the muppets show!

oh? what did you show then?

the same thing as you did! OH-ho-ho-ho-ho!!!

they are so fucking awesome xD

[swordless]

DOHOHOHO

[motownhockey19]

THIS is the kind of stuff that should be on TV instead of Hanna Montanna or wizards of waverly place. Today's stuff is CRAP!

[CaoimheD20]

Right you are!

Mr. motownhockey19.

xD

'Look at her shake that thing.'

'what thing is that'

'I can't remember!'

Do-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho

[RaiohTheHunter]

Also, Animaniacs.

[GTFORDMAN]

dont forget about Fraggle Rock

but the muppets are my #1 choice everytime, all the characters were just instant classics!

[Sparkbomber]

@motownhockey19

I couldn't agree more.

Statler and Waldorf always make my day. =D

[Egglesplork]

@motownhockey19

_____Statler: "I wholeheartedly agree! The stuff on TV today IS crap!"

_____Waldorf: "Look who's talking. You're being broadcast right now!"

Ooh-ho-ho-ho-ho...!

[raigekiman]

@motownhockey19 hey its just like skiing its going down hill DOH HOHOHOHOHOHO

[battybuddy]

@motownhockey19 If only Statler and Waldorf weren't bound to the muppets. Imagine if they just showed up randomly during bad TV for no reason and made fun of whats on.

[atjnAdfhhjea]

@battybuddy Imagine if they just showed up randomly during good TV for no reason and made fun of what's going on.

[battybuddy]

@atjnAdfhhjea True, true... they'd make good TV even better.

[deshuks]

1.28 loool

[MisterJingleBerry]

What are you guys doing here?

Well, we just finished broadcasting our own show called, "The Worst of Muppets Tonight"

Ha, Really? Well what did you show?

The same thing you did!

DOHOHOHOHOHOHO!!!

[ettelra73]

funny stuff

[rockerBG]

the last two moments were epic !

Those two are one of the best caracters

[Antoinetttttte]

that was soooo funny :-P

[bunbacheso]

When did they go to all those places?

[Tkn25]

the last one was epic

[piffmonger]

these two are hillarious.

[ljusdal82]

Why do ppl allways write down the jokes??..

[DC4916]

Statler: Hey Waldorf! Look at that! The show is 10 times as big!

Waldorf: Yeah, too bad it's 1/10th as funny!

[bsgambati]

Statler: Shakespere would have hated that!

Waldorf: You should know; you dated his sister! Da-hahaha!

LOL!

[disneynut06]

Very funny.

Then again, Statler & Waldorf are always funny.

[10Cnote]

2:16 That's the words that every man was hoping for when you saw those women walk up!

[ImAHumanBeeing]

o.O how you made a link like thingy like that?

[cartuneslover14]

YouTube has updated the whole entire website. Now you can do time links!

[ImAHumanBeeing]

yeah i noticed that some days after, and it's wierd, it don't always go exactly to time :O

[cartuneslover14]

Well, that depends on how you write the time. Either that or YouTube's upgrades take time to boost the technical difficulty.

[ImAHumanBeeing]

ok, thanks:P