A train that brings you booze AND helps you get laid! Now, if only it were that easy to find hot chicks who get turned on by model trains! Very funny video my man, good job!
Awsome video, I had a model train set when I was a kid and thought it was the greatest thing ever, my girlfriend get's annoyed when we are out and I stop to watch a freight train when I see one... But I'm like the Honey Badger, I don't give a shit, I do what ever I want!
THIS IS FUNNY AS HELL AND MODEL RAIL ROADING DOSE BRING ALOT OF JOY INTO A MANS LIFE BUT ALL THIS WOULNT BRING THAT KIND OF LUCK OR I WOULD HAVE MORE PUSSY THEN I COULD HANDLE LOL
@AmtrakFan454 Sure they count! Thats what I drive, interurbans, subway cars from NYC, and 100+ year old street cars. the interurbans that i operate are from the north shore rr, from the chicago area.
Some steam engines need logs (wood) and they need the fire strocked. Thats why the engines have a tender behind to carry them. I am heading to the tunnel right now and i am keeping my lights on all the way through. I also like the cute caboose at the end. Keep choogin man.
I was a brakeman for the Santa Fe railroad for several years back in the 70's. Lots of travel, hard weather, hard work and not too many women. Damn, I can't believe I wasted all that time on full-sized locomotives when I could have been with hot women and gotten great pay. How stupid was I!
But now that I've seen this self-help video, I'm off to the hobby shop to start the life I've always dreamed of. Bless you for opening my eyes.
HA THIS IS SO TRUE! I don't do model railroad, but I have Train Simulator, and it pretty much has the same effect, because ever since I started making videos of it a few years ago, I've become way more popular on Youtube.
LOL! I love it! Say, wait a minute...does your life improve just as dramatically with N scale as it does in H.O., S, G...? I mean, smaller scales shouldn't mean smaller rewards...just sayin'.
That was awesome :)
espinozajos 1 day ago
Model Railroading has done WONDERS for me.
I have 8 engines so far and they all help me out , especially when i have a Bitch of a day at school.
SpinosaurusHitler 2 days ago
Damn! She can ride my train anytime..... giggity
BNSF2184 2 days ago
But what if your train becomes jealous of your girlfriend?
JBofBrisbane 2 weeks ago
@JBofBrisbane It kills you in the middle of the night... lol
TheStrasburg90 1 week ago
o.O LOL! This made me laugh! =)
But anyway it's true, it really does..
LEGOBubuS 2 weeks ago
A train that brings you booze AND helps you get laid! Now, if only it were that easy to find hot chicks who get turned on by model trains! Very funny video my man, good job!
NWPrailfanZMT 2 weeks ago
John...... I am so happy to see that Jaws poster in the background. On purpose?
maximuspos 2 weeks ago
I NEED A TRAIN RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TheTractorguy140 1 month ago
Well Done.....Looks like you Got a Good Caboose to Go with that Train....Good Luck.
MrDanoconnor 1 month ago
I'm laughing!
cthsemilw 1 month ago
At home, it's harder to introduce a train in my girlfriend brain then my penis. Could we have other thing than sex in our life! lollll
heros88 1 month ago
13 people are jealous because they don't have model trains!
stevie65able 1 month ago
bahahahaahaahhahahaha i love this its so funny and yes model railroading is a BIG stress reliever! ....... forever trains!
MrLocomechanic 1 month ago
Great video
GregB1965 1 month ago
1:31
Train: My work here is done
TrackMaster555 1 month ago
Awsome video, I had a model train set when I was a kid and thought it was the greatest thing ever, my girlfriend get's annoyed when we are out and I stop to watch a freight train when I see one... But I'm like the Honey Badger, I don't give a shit, I do what ever I want!
tmartin27069 1 month ago
@tmartin27069 I know the feeling. My gf gets sick of me talking about my layout!
TrackMaster555 1 month ago
My wife actually LIKES my Trains! She even gives me @ $300 month to buy whatever I want!! =P
teddybeareleventeen 2 months ago 4
Model railroads do improve you life. I have been model railroading for 15 years, and yet, I don't have a girlfriend.
TVRM610 2 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
Dude this is awesome but I have over 40 trains and I have no girlfriends :/
thomas9012 3 months ago
LBG! Yay!
AirStang7 3 months ago
Yup.
I used to do excessive video-gaming, get a model railway, stress gone down, happiness risen. :D
crazyracer12 3 months ago
I wish.
Applachia0928 4 months ago
Of cause you´re telling the truth
ohneEisen 5 months ago in playlist Model RR
So if I buy two trains does that mean I'll have two girlfriends????
PoathTV 5 months ago
@PoathTV i have ten of both
danwarren97 2 months ago in playlist Liked videos
@PoathTV That means you'll be nagged in STEREO!!
teddybeareleventeen 2 months ago
so funny love it...
488scooby 5 months ago
9 people dont have trains
DRfermasMs 6 months ago
I love it when the train we back when they started kissing
theSpooofguys 6 months ago
Wow .... I need a train !!! WAIT I have one lol ok I have alot of trains ...
The301trainman 7 months ago
Now I need a train...but I do :D
bluefirexd12 7 months ago
9 ppl's trains didn't improve their lives
YankeePat94 7 months ago
I'm only fourteen and model railroading always gives me something to do.
177987auprr1 7 months ago
im diabetic and i love model trains lol
oceano336 7 months ago
this is so cool :) Lolz
LegitMusicTaste 8 months ago
I agree
4449steam 8 months ago
THIS IS FUNNY AS HELL AND MODEL RAIL ROADING DOSE BRING ALOT OF JOY INTO A MANS LIFE BUT ALL THIS WOULNT BRING THAT KIND OF LUCK OR I WOULD HAVE MORE PUSSY THEN I COULD HANDLE LOL
grizzleybearz282004 8 months ago
LMAO
HUTCHtopher 10 months ago
It does. Seriously. My stress level has gone down since I started model railroading.
lespaulguy32 11 months ago 15
Truth for sure ...That,s it ..extraordinary measures 10 pickles Gundam
bonntv 11 months ago
Awesome :-)
ay76 11 months ago
I love how Diabetees is listed on his resume!
rcbif101 11 months ago
LOL
elr2141979 11 months ago
that was awesome
anderberger 1 year ago
My train is 37 cars, three units long. I WIN!
gumball469 1 year ago
I have 18... Gangbang?
dankerthanclanker 1 year ago
5 people got model cars for christmas
mrnickelplate 1 year ago
@mrnickelplate hahahaha
elr2141979 11 months ago
hell i drive a real one
scooby19784 1 year ago
@scooby19784 same
chealy349 1 year ago
@chealy349 Do ex-Pacific Electric interurbans count?
If so, yes.
AmtrakFan454 1 year ago
@AmtrakFan454 Sure they count! Thats what I drive, interurbans, subway cars from NYC, and 100+ year old street cars. the interurbans that i operate are from the north shore rr, from the chicago area.
chealy349 1 year ago
Damn, he closed the door, .........
muzzavideos 1 year ago
I have three trains and no job. How is this supposed to work again?
thediremoose 1 year ago
@thediremoose You forgot to list diabetes on your resume.
flightsimtim 10 months ago
Some steam engines need logs (wood) and they need the fire strocked. Thats why the engines have a tender behind to carry them. I am heading to the tunnel right now and i am keeping my lights on all the way through. I also like the cute caboose at the end. Keep choogin man.
nscalefun 1 year ago
My train is 11 cars long.
nelsonrn 1 year ago
I own my own railway and numerous trains in different scales. Trains are awesome and this video proves it!!!!!
Necroticz 1 year ago
IM SAD i GOT O GAUGE AND i DONT GOT A GIRL LIKE THAT i NEED TO BUY SOME G SCALE THE OSCALE GOING ON EBAY
ble643 1 year ago
5 people got run over by a train.. :)
TrainHDworld 1 year ago
I have 5 trains.... :)
TrainHDworld 1 year ago
I was a brakeman for the Santa Fe railroad for several years back in the 70's. Lots of travel, hard weather, hard work and not too many women. Damn, I can't believe I wasted all that time on full-sized locomotives when I could have been with hot women and gotten great pay. How stupid was I!
But now that I've seen this self-help video, I'm off to the hobby shop to start the life I've always dreamed of. Bless you for opening my eyes.
MichaelJCahill 1 year ago
I have trains...model ones at home and real ones at work. Beautiful girlfriend to prove it. Everybody should own a train.
UPTRAIN 1 year ago
@UPTRAIN I own about eleven, but maybe it only works once you're eighteen? :o
crazyracer12 1 year ago
232 Lame gunzels looking for life choice validation have watched this video.
capretta444 1 year ago
Point of story: Trains = Sex.
Miserlou57 1 year ago 13
@Miserlou57 not true...I'm too involved with mine to care usually...she has to basically pull me off the controllers...
vettelover2009 1 week ago
Stupid us! Always thinking trains were a turn off to women!
PRR5406 1 year ago
Sooo soo hot!
steve7547 1 year ago
4 people dont have a train
Trainfanz 1 year ago
The girl is included when you buy the train?
generalgp76 1 year ago 2
The capital 'L' on the forehead is just a clever ruse to throw off the unsuspecting.
Model railroading =WINNING!!!
amboysaltus 1 year ago
Check out my Model Railroading videos. I have lots of trains. Why am I still a loser?
jamesdeignan 1 year ago
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Oh dear oh dear oh dear
SandyRiver24 1 year ago
wow very cool!
luckybear0301 1 year ago
nice video man
trainlover467 1 year ago
Haha! Looks like the ladies like big funnels and wheels!
spyfox14 1 year ago
now if only ho scale could do that...haha!
jettrainfan 1 year ago
Avatar was more beleivable XD LOL
KlunkerRider 1 year ago
Ya, I wish XD
TheFattHatt1943 1 year ago
haha this is great- the only thing that can get you the girl is a railroad job!
Southerntreatment 1 year ago
Ladies know that the era of the locomotive was also the era of Hard Men! Train men - stand up now, eat a blue pill!
roscoe154 1 year ago
@roscoe154 The sight of piston rods working was lost on no one, especially the ladies.
ngmtk7t 1 year ago
i ish sad... meh train died last night :(.... oh well, i can get another one
trainlover658 1 year ago
hmm, maybe my gf should see all my 150 trains, i wonder what would happen :-P XD
JD41796 1 year ago
hmm, maybe my gf should see all my 150 trains, i wonder what would happen :-P XD
JD41796 1 year ago
this is funny! its true!
pennyf9 1 year ago
That's great! Halarious as well! 5 stars and a fav!!!!!
CRSD60I 1 year ago
LOL
freakoutguitarsolo1 1 year ago
Man Ilove that Video!
lawbench191 1 year ago
You know, I go to the model train show every year, hoping to meet a train-lovin' guy of my own. And they're only looking at the trains.
angelamermaid 1 year ago
I have lots of trains!!
JPtheHULK234 1 year ago
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I wonder if she got the train?
viperq 1 year ago
Still laughing. Good humor, fun to watch.
CapitolLimited2930 1 year ago
Ha love it!
trainzrule5 1 year ago
My friend has an N scale train. I have a G scale train. Guess who gets all the chicks? Oh ya............chicks dig big trains.............
rcbif101 1 year ago 2
this has always been the big secret about owning a train. life is good with trains.
CNWE9AA 1 year ago
omg that was hilarious! Thumbs way up!
rocky1266 1 year ago
Hahaha!
HighHoodLocomotives 1 year ago
it worked for me!!!
BALLYMOSS18 1 year ago
"let's see... Diabetes... we're going to have to promote you right away." brilliant.
windowstosky 1 year ago
nice video !
n also good advice
freddyvid 1 year ago
I have 5 sets of HO Scale trains and they rock!!! I also have an O scale GP38 which also kicks ass!! Trains really do improve your life!
moonwalker5058 1 year ago
Im gonna buy 5 trains and some sweet sunset whinneee!
4202EJW 1 year ago
HeY ITS TRUE!...Gals LOVE TRAINS....lol CHOO Chooo Hooo
What About Doing A video on Girlfriend Applied PLASTER Castings!!!!
Im talking Rock Moulds...Of course!
OSCALETRAINGUY 1 year ago
LOL LOL
foxcell 1 year ago
very true, trains improved my life a whole lot. like the video.
out of ten on my scale, it'd be 15
Alexthemaster33 1 year ago
So full of win.
ronthecyborg 1 year ago
that's an 0-4-0 switcher :)
fasionbug 1 year ago
If only it were like that...
And who DOESN'T love model trains?
SmokyMtnSteam 1 year ago 31
@SmokyMtnSteam Sometimes 'tis much like that...
AmtrakFan454 1 year ago
Umm.... NO...
BigRichMann 1 year ago
Way TOO TOO Funny!
1uncleAl 1 year ago
Awesome ad!
trainmaster55 1 year ago
@SUBWAY125 please search "LP tanker car explosion in texarkana" or "train car explosion" and tell me again how a train cant destroy a town.
jdgator95 1 year ago
That girl was hot.
G1Ravage 1 year ago 60
@G1Ravage That's kinda the point, right?
nelsonrn 1 year ago
Great video!
DardanellesBy108 1 year ago
That's SOME therapy!
108Robcatt 1 year ago
LOL!
Lightwolf333 1 year ago
I just love this video - and the girl is hot! :)
flightsimtim 1 year ago 3
Get some! trains that is...
flightsimtim 1 year ago
LOL!!!!
CoastStarlight11 1 year ago
Awesome!
DizFanatic 1 year ago
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Thanks for this video.. Once more u proof that americans are idiots !
nosfero 1 year ago
@nosfero Yes, we are indeed quite stupid, with our proper grammar and whatnot
camgon 1 year ago
@IndianaJones772 yeah!..totally true!
BNSFCSX1 1 year ago
How about saving up for while and get the real thing? lol model railroading is awesome :P
trainlover479 1 year ago
@trainlover479 you got it!
BNSFCSX1 1 year ago
HA THIS IS SO TRUE! I don't do model railroad, but I have Train Simulator, and it pretty much has the same effect, because ever since I started making videos of it a few years ago, I've become way more popular on Youtube.
murjax 1 year ago
LOL
SuperNJTRANSIT 1 year ago
yeah right....
BossNigger4 1 year ago
Does scale matter?
LycoValleyRRFan 1 year ago
LMAO My wife is always telling me as long as I got my trains I'm not sleeping around behind her back!
JLJ061 1 year ago
LOL! I love it! Say, wait a minute...does your life improve just as dramatically with N scale as it does in H.O., S, G...? I mean, smaller scales shouldn't mean smaller rewards...just sayin'.
Passengertrains4ever 1 year ago
LMAO, nicely done.
skeley1 1 year ago
Very funny and creative.
Nbuilder1 1 year ago 3
lol trains improved my sex life
Railroadkid1937 1 year ago
LOL....nice very cool.....trains do make ur life way cooler..great job with the vid!!!
EMDSD14R 1 year ago
LOL, NICE, gives new meaning to getting your life "back on track"
trainman1986 1 year ago
damn straight
cod4daworld 1 year ago
I am going to buy me 3 or 4 trains
hallcert 1 year ago 29
@hallcert im gonna buy OVER 9000 trains.
carson08022000 1 year ago
lol freakin awsome dude. I agree more people need to see this video. Awsome work `
kfangz 1 year ago
nice
rockingbeaver19 1 year ago
I love that one of the tags is diabetes
ChrisBallard 1 year ago
Does life suck? GET A PLANE!!!
aratidwell 1 year ago
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That guy did not get laid because of the train. I'm pretty sure it was because of how sexy he is. This video is a lie! :(
TouchMyFatYo 1 year ago
More people need to see this!
MattLeighBiddulph 1 year ago 3
first view and comment :) Awesome vid!
dkoch2 1 year ago