SCARING CUTE BABIES! (9/15/09-195)

[basher5time]

From 3:10 to about 5:20 I'm curious as to what Sontard was doing in the kitchen.

[Bak3dB3an]

2:10

I'm trying to create content for you.

That's one of the many hilarious things Mommytard has said

[lightscameragloria]

I saw a spider the size of a dollar coin. My sister fainted.

[AquamarineAllie]

this is my favorite vlog.

hahah

[MsMentosLOver]

Im just going to pretend this is my family, because I wish it was

[bearanales]

this is my birthday september 15 XD

[Blissfulone82]

Your family is awesome!

[DanceXoLover1]

Babytard = cutest child to ever enter this world !!

[TheGtgbye]

thumbs up if you didnt want shay to shave his beard off

[vegasprincesstard]

I LUV 1000 WAYS TO DIE!!!!!! and i saw that episode it was funny

[mamamia001ful]

babytards dancing is pdp

[ayayboe13]

You guys make me nervous when you leave your door open like that.

[CanadianWarMachine]

Wow Shay has changed SO MUCH

[first2middle]

1:26 He scared my dog!!!LOL XDDD

[rocktheparty511]

1:20 HE SCARED ME,TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[PosingAddict103]

Aw I love the older Shaytard videos :-D mommytard you've only gotten more beautiful! 

[mrsbennington7]

"The role of a woman." What's that supposed to mean? :/

[rebeccanw05]

Shay: our light burned out

Katilette: it did?!

Katilette: no it didn't?

hahahahhahahahahahahahahahahha made my day :')

[actresstobe1408]

are vanilla wafers like rusks

[314michellec]

shay was wayy funnier and waaay more family oriented here!! i miss THESE tards :(

[TheSarahtard]

@314michellec i totally agree with you! they used to hang out more as a family. now, shay and kaitlette have videos to make, princesstard and sontard are doing karate, and babytard and rocktard just hang out with brett. it's kind of sad because some shaytard fans look forward to seeing the whole family, but now to me, it just seems like their split up. the shaytards have changed a lot!!!

[Nancepants17]

SSSSOOOOO FAT! Good Work Shay.

[hremaddox]

"Okay, so what we are going to do is bribe you to do minimum life skills." lol...j/k. I love the tards.

[HannahLyricsVEVO]

8 people per year die from spider bites Shay! :)

[19kmm19]

i love the ending of this video. lol. taser time.

[iL0VEyou804]

there are some really nasty videos recommended on the side of this one... i don't get it lol... ugh

[bubbles9794]

shays laugh... hahaHAAAAA haha

[trilaz19]

i hate that 1,000 ways to die !!!

[fabbiee333]

babytard stop sucking your thumb

[laugh4ever22]

i want beardtard back :(

[lifeis4mileycyrus]

I actually find it weird to see Shay with a beard now...!

[sgrgloss]

shay looks so different now

[Msprachinoor]

look at sontard in the back 3:17

[96FunkPunk]

You can't scare kids at that age. That's a terrible thing you're doing.

[jbshawty1997]

holy crap! He looks sooo fat then compared to now!

[123piggers]

probly 100 a year

[lolly123390]

i watch a thousand ways to die

[TiffTC]

wow hes lost so much weight

[ForeverGal11]

Information Station? Cool title!

[ilovejustinbieber20]

your kids are so lucky.. i always ask my paents for stories from hen i was little and they can never remember but your kids can just look themselves up on youtube

[PuRpLeGiRlZrOcK31]

at least 3,00000 people

[PuRpLeGiRlZrOcK31]

I remember that one at 3:56

[UsedSoftware]

do you remember when say used to edit his own videos?:)

[RawrMcrLovex3]

5:20 <3

[fatdevil7]

1000 WAYS TO DIE IS ON SPIKE TV

[fatdevil7]

LMAO POOR BABY

[allforHimforHeisall]

Mommytard is freaking adorable in this vid!! LOVE you M-tard!

[TheWolfboy007]

The craziest way to die out of the 1000 Ways to Die?

Ichibon: Death by SEX.

[emilyskoog]

i love going back and watching old shaytard videos makes me smile!!

[Spongesponger]

omg the ending is hilarious xD so random

[rockgirlxxx1]

haha babytard was dancing lol 6:08

[rockgirlxxx1]

@rockgirlxxx1 i mean 1:08

[megastardreamer]

when i was small, i always ate nilla wafers with strwaberry yogurt

[x3llenx3]

At 10:27 was so HILARIOUS XD i keep going back at it XD

[discombobulatedfrog]

i get $25 a week...

[MsSusy02]

sadly the information station didnt happen

[jimbob0774]

Mummytard is the best !!!!

[jodoodlebug23]

That's prolly my favorite ever when btard gets scared ! Shes so pd effin precious !!!

-3333

[TimmyBearStudios]

haha 3:12 sontard in the back

[mrsjustindbieber13]

she is so cute when she jumps at 1:23

[luvyafriends92]

Omg Shay can I live with u

I'll do what u say I live kids

And I love ur videos

Haha lol

[xxecutionerxx]

1:23 OMG that even scared me!! xD 

[Bree51797]

I Hate 1,000 ways to die .. -.- I HATE THAT SHOW SOO much! it's Like too creepy..

[MyGurlz100]

@Bree51797 its sooo sexual too!!!!

[Bree51797]

@MyGurlz100 lol I KNOW! I was watching it one day,and this ugly dude and A Hooker were About to do IT! and The guy wouldn't pay her so she called a big dude and the big dude was at his door and the big dude and the guy was arguing and then they started phusin eachother then they accidentally hit The hooker and She cracked her Skull and died.EWW

[Bree51797]

@MyGurlz100 I meant Pushin. :D

[CallaRogers]

the role of a woman? wtf?

[Tuqaz]

babytard probaly peed her diaper 

[GOLDENCHEESE34]

for 100 no one has died in the us from spider bites but only bout 2 a year die in places where spider r mor common got this from yahoo

[daydayosowski]

I love 1000 ways to die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bballmasterification]

Babytard dancing a little at 1:08, soooo cute!!!!!!!

another way to die...... uhmmmmmm..... scared too death?

[iLOVEcandy517]

when you said "babytard" i jumped thumbs up if u did too

[hottieyou1]

very babytard cleans???

[BitterSweet107]

Ten thousand spider bites are reported in the United States yearly. Only two have venom potent enough to cause death in humans. hopes this helps shay! :)

[CheerfulChelsea55]

Babytard is so adorable in 09! :D

[webkinzlover408]

1000 ways to die. This girl was like sniffing snuff with a straw. And someone had to start a fight and bumped the girl and the straw went up her nose and hit some brain tissue, and she died of bleeding. Thumbs up if you've seen this one

[ericaamerica14555555]

why is it everytime u scare a baby u gotta change ur laugh.....

[abcsoaps1994]

omg the end xD

[ciara1617555]

"hi sontard how are you nice to meet you good to see you where's your tooth" :D love it!

[schizophrenicPrime]

oh, ive seen that episode of a thousand ways to die

[knittingkninja]

weird I just say this episode of thousand ways to die randomly at the gym. I don't even watch that show. Or go to the gym!

[Strawberryxoxo15]

cute!

[peanuthead988]

Fewer than 100 deaths in the past 50 years world wide. Prior to 1960 and the advent of anti-venom it was higher. Between 2000 and 2005 only 8 deaths have been recorded and all as a result of an allergic reaction rather than the spider venom.

[jessb103]

the moment shay said do the research, i paused the vlog and opened Google. no one has died from a spider bite in the u.s in over 100 years. you have a better chance of dieing from being hit by a coconut.

[NOUTETV]

hehe i love shatards

[ILove1DandJBieber]

*Silence* *Babytard dancing* *Silence* BABYTARD

[AnnaandJessrthebest]

i just tried doing what mommytard did (putting tape on my nose so it stays up)

AND IT WORKED :D

[ArielsaNinjasaur]

At about 2:11.... THE BEST thumbnail for a future video! :D Pig Nose(:

[AnnaandJessrthebest]

@ArielsaNinjasaur DUDE i tried it (:

i can't stop laughing nooow

[12aleyda]

yes seen the show

[TheFreeflowin]

babytard is cute! i love the way she giggles! ♥♥♥

[sandykoong]

Your kids are brave. I scare little kids and they start bursting into tears!!

[MrJeffmaster1000]

that is where you are wrong shay, i can just fast forward it but YOU have to listen to her. haha

[Jessica616ify]

The role of a woman is to beg for money? Out-dated views on gender roles there..

[miah4l0ve]

1:20 Dramatic babytard!

[YoTheyCallMeFrog]

about 2 each year :)

[killstreak789]

about 1'2000

[Osephinejay]

I <3 u guys yu rok

[Narcissistic4ever]

Denise is GORGEOUS~

[vtech2423]

1000 ways to die is the best

[YourNotSorry1012]

play 1:23 over and over for utter cuteness!

[munchkinhead11]

your more likely to be attacked by a shark survive then die from a coconut dropping on your head than dying from a spider bite

[TreaserHD]

1:22 love that d

[morganlam1]

haha babytard had a delayed reaction wen u scared her XD soo cutee

[Kenjamin86]

Shay "Our light burned out."

Katilette: "It did?! No it didn't!"

*Shay keeps vlogging*

[SALESPRODUCTIONS]

Who else thought of the Hotel California Album cover when he filmed the sunset ?

[ResolvingInsanity]

..O.o weird.. I'm eating a salad..

[catsowner12345]

quarter per chore?! rip off!

[catsowner12345]

Channel SPIKE

[iamraysbiggestfan]

LOL

[BlakehLBS]

lol i really wish some guy would have came running through your yard so i could see you run and tackle him while vlogging it all for us :D

[happyone37]

Was I the only one that typed into you tube 1000 ways to die??

[MyRealDad]

@happyone37 yup

[sophiephieishername]

I just watched that episode of 1,000 ways to die! So freaky!

[minecrafter956]

Two people die from spider bites a year because of allergic reactions.

[Arikahn27]

1:24 epic face

[InstantPaul]

i like shay's hat

[hotdogg1998]

#LOL 

[hotdogg1998]

babytard looks like cooper in this video

[chess1993]

hahaaa the vlogs where babytard never talked but was so cute. i miss the california vlogs

[TheGlossator]

still watch this in 2011 :) just love your family!

[jujubeethejellocube]

@darcison u got ur wish(:

[lovemusic1210]

I WANT A NICKLE SO I CAN GO TO NICKLE NICKLE

[lovemusic1210]

I HATE THAT SHOW I IS SUPPER SUPPER 10 MILLON GROSS I HATE IT

[darcison]

It is coming true!!...I'm excited :)

[2oldladies]

OMG LOL :D

[TheONLYhotchick]

I have watched 1,000 ways to die one time (very 1st time i had seen it). So i saw my dad watching that show and i asked him what is he watching and he says 1,000 ways to die so i ask him what channel is it? So he tell me the channel, and i go to my room, i turn on my tv on and i watch the show. When it was time to go to sleep and i was still watching the show, i turned off the tv and went to sleep. While i was trying to go to sleep about to go to sleep i felt like the room was spinning.

[cat9629]

@TheONLYhotchick

okkkkkk...?

[xXrandomperson23Xx]

#LOL

[peaceluvcheer97]

My parents say I should clean my room and do my own laundry without pay because.....well they don't have a real reason.

[kelly101433]

where are the videos where she says shes pregnant with rocktard ???

[xCuckooBananas]

@kelly101433 - The vlog where they say that Katilette's pregnant is "Fat dude almost dies bench pressing 12/22/09-293". (:

[kelly101433]

@xCuckooBananas ...oh ok thanks

[kya5260]

where is rocktard??! is she preggers with him yet?

[adoorableknobs]

@kya5260 Yessssss

[kya5260]

@adoorableknobs yay!!

[jane126484]

You have a better chance of getting attacked by a shark, surviving, then getting killed by a falling coconut. No one has died from spider venom in the United States in the past 100 years. Only two people die per year from spider bites and that is caused by an allergic reaction. Really, unless you live in the rain forest or make a habit of handeling deadly spiders you will be more likely to be struck by lightning. Three people die from lightning strikes each year.

[furrypenguins]

this was my first shaytards :] now im obsessed :]

[drak567]

DAGADUG

AHHHHH

[GiovanniRose277]

i used to love looking through the cupboards when i was little!

[complex5150]

haha the clock on the stove read 1047 before you two made out and when you said "ok we're back from making out" the time on the clock was still 1047. lightning speed make out

[LaurellaAce]

you guys look so happy..

[notetoafriend]

this was uploaded on my birthday! :) 

[SunandMarius]

In about a year and half from this video, Rocktard will be doing the same thing Babytard was doing. LOL. From the future.

[LalaActingheart]

@righettixreckless dime= 10 cents and nickle= 5 cents

[TheKkowalski65]

Sontard's on the counter behind Shay at 03:13

[GumiYummi]

Omg 1000 ways to die is so weird... Has anyone seen the one where this guy injects glow stick juice (don't know what to call it) into his veins??? Lots of stupid people out there...

[xbabeequrll]

@righettixreckless A dime is a coin that represents 10 cents. and A nickel represents 5 cents, :) And a quarter is 25 cents*

[maayanoka]

@righettixreckless

i bet that if youll google it youll get a fast answer.... [idk myself, not from USA too... ]

[EliseGMusic]

Rocktard conceived?



[lexyhazeleyes]

dude, shay... move to texas. you know how everything is bigger here? that includes the spiders. we have these black and yellow ones the span of your hand! the torso of them is about 3-4 in. CRAZY big spiders!

Mommytard... i envy your organization skills! im totally taking notes right now.

[lexyhazeleyes]

dude, shay... move to texas. you know how everything is bigger here? that includes the spiders. we have these black and yellow ones the span of your hand! the torso of them is about 3-4 in. CRAZY big spiders!

[timay618]

As much as you guys like filming, have you made a porno ?

[lovetosing0719]

@timay618 IDIOT.

[xxJustinBieberxx101]

OMG I WATCH THAT SHOOWW (: 

[MarioFan124]

Sontard is a smart guy for his age. It's always good to have a little money on you in my opinion.

[ItsLisaDarling]

What did he said at 3:58? Ran over... and then?

[braces65]

I HATE THAT SHOW IT SCARES THE CRAP OUT OF ME!! LOL BUT ITS FUN TO WATCH!

[braces65]

I HATE THAT SHOW IT SCARES THE CRAP OUT OF ME!!

[Rayefire1]

2000 people die by spiders to 2005 belive me i research it 

[animec13]

lol look at sontard in the back at 3:16

[jenniwitt03]

I like the vlogs when it's just you and your family the best. Don't get me wrong, I like the other youtubers, but it's not the same. Your family is amazing and it's great to see everyone, well, being a family! And having fun & loving each other and beating each other up and other "normal" family stuff. You all are truly inspirational. You have the life that I wanted for myself at my age. I'm jealous and happy to see someone else living a happy and WONDERFUL LIFE :) congrats shay and katilette ♥

[thehamsterlove1]

noone dies from black widow bites every year but there are alot of fatal injurys

[LuckyDuckie9]

PM me if you think im annoying... or just reply

[MichaelMania123]

Only two people die a year because of spider bites

[12233344445555537]

Where are you living know?

Whose Denisse?

[12233344445555537]

Where are you living know?

[Beanoz4]

I love these outros

[hannagarcez]

mommytard is so funny

[candyglazed]

642 dollars for just this video!! :o

[caddog0sugar]

@sophiebridge Huh, that's weird. I guess people are pretty safe around all the deadly spiders then!

[jblast8]

about 2 people per year.

[jblast8]

1000 ways to die is an awesome show!

[caddog0sugar]

There's deadly spiders everywhere I thought. Where I live there are brown recluse and black widows, Australia has tons of deadly spiders, SoCal desserts have black widows.

[caddog0sugar]

In America if you get bit by a black widow you are pretty much dead because the anti venom for the bite is illegal here. I saw a show where this kid got bit and his step dad had to smuggle the medicine in from Mexico to give to his son.

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Shay I hope you explain to the kids why they need to clean the house so they are more motivated. To get dirt, dust mites, and allergens out of the house, to keep from losing things, so clothes don't get wrinkled with bugs in them from laying on the floor, etc.