Games in Review: Velvet Assassin (Machinima)

[ElSambrero]

This game is slightly lacking here and there, but it's a fantastic, bare bones, stealth game, and it's sooooo satisfying when you take people down silently. Love it.

[GuidoPro4]

I love Hollywood Undead !!

[darkshadow12345P]

i noticed that the people who played it stealthily said the game is good, while the idiots who relied on gunfight say it sucks big time.

[vashfrosamurai]

this game needed better music during gameplay :I its just too depressing

[heros9200]

i am going to get this and rouge warrior and splinter cell conviction

[kingofheartsxyz]

i purchased it

game sucked bigtime

[jetsung89]

I just rented this game, sucks so bad, makes me wanted kill my own character!

[Love9sick]

I like this game. I like the stealth combat and detail. Reminds me of manhunt. Whocares if the gun combat is slower. It isn't the point. If you are running into the areas blasting your gun in a stealth game than you are an idiot.

[GSExboxkidGSE]

This game is amazing but for some reason gets a lot of stick??? Im playing on it at the minute its really good!

[twinkmaster321]

this game is garbage. horrible gun fights. to easy

[longie222]

I like this game people don"t like it cause it"s to hard, then you should not be playing games if you have not got the patience, this game has Fairy good graphics, Excellent Sound, very lengthy mission it"s worth the time for real gamers

[LordShagrath]

WE SHALL NOT PLAY THIS GAME

[bballa2194]

haha nice.

[YourW0rstEnemy]

A girl running around in her underwear fighting Nazis? Sounds terrible.

[weeaandy]

trust me itz worse than it sounds!

[randomgeneratedname]

only when she uses morphine lol

[Love9sick]

She has clothing on. Play it first and than judge the game.

[GoldenRingProduction]

Music playing at 0:55?

[Fearofdead]

This is the first game that I rented that I considered to destroy just so some poor kid doesn't waste his money and time like I did. Trust me, wait for splinter cell conviction or play hitman and double agent if you want some good 360 stealth games. Avoid this like your ten years old around Michale Jackson

[Lol8922]

That joke at the end wasnt funny

[Fearofdead]

It was funny considering he died AFTER my comment was made. I don't make jokes when people are dead

[weeaandy]

it was still funny lmao

[Agent47Hit]

the only good thing bout this game is u gets to see ur character running naked

[graw777]

please:

dont buy it...

[xShikari]

fail.

[Tregen300]

this game SUCKS

[BaCuurk]

I bought this game on steam.

I aint great but it's not the worst game i've ever played, It tries too hard.

[Gloobmaster]

I don't think her voice sounds right for the game

[Pifgig]

This game lacks any real pace needed to make an intense stealth game, like that of splinter cell. It is fun however for an interesting and obviously interactive (perhaps not such a great thing in this case) look at Germany in ww2. Something that in gaming so far has only really been take from a run and gun point of view. Which isn't always a bad thing. Nothing better than having an AI team mate shout krout then unload a clip into a German patrol.

[Archate]

we shall...we shall..we shal...we shall SHUT THE FUCK UP!

this game sucks big time

[penval]

@Archate

Yeah yeah, stick to yer CoD ;)

[IronSword007]

This game sucks. Its boring

[Tregen300]

this is probably the worst game I have ever played. ever

[IMDBmoderator]

wow.

[ampenergy77]

looks gay

[littlebigthomas]

at 1:06 is she naked?

[patrickthebestboy]

hopefully lol

[SpaceMarineGuy]

yep man titys!!

[MannPower]

I guess I am in the small minority that liked it. True, it's not a top-tier game by any stretch, but I Think it's a solid 7.5. It at least establishes its own set of rules, and plays by them rather well. Almost an old-school approach to gameplay. It was actually refreshing to not play a game I could beat in one sitting, in which I would actually die - sometimes repeatedly. I guess I'm just from the generation of games where that WAS the gameplay; try until you succeed. The atmosphere is great.

[RabCarlos]

the trailer makes this game look balls, but trust mechinima to make it look half decent and even buyable :D

[ace1010111]

i dont no but it looks like it will get old fast

[880cloud088]

Another terrible game to add to the X box 360 exclusise from the PS3 list.

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[spik3king]

Man all these world war 2 games...

Why can't I play as a Axis like in Company of Heroes.

[boom11110]

cause then you couldn't end up winning at the end and the game couldnt talk about how great the allies were (no offense im glad the allies won the war but the "allies are so amazing" thing is getting old)

[spik3king]

I understand what you mean but I think THQ made a good ending for Company of Heroes - Axis.

The another thing which annoys me is that they want to force people what to think about Axis and WW2.

Why cant they just make a story and let you play ....

[boom11110]

i agree plus there is so many opinions about germans because of nazis now everyone thinks "Germans are evil there all evil nazis" but the truth is most were either forced to join or attempted not to join i dunno but it would be kind of cool if they made a game from a average germans view during world war 2 it would probably not be that fun but just nice to show the truth and what it was really like in germany during world war 2

[ubercoolgaming]

you do read world war 2 books right if so you should read books from Sven Hasel

[XBokuNoKuroiMayuX]

Glad some people are open-minded about Germany during WW2. Some people call me a nazi when I say Hitler was a good leader. Doesn't necessarily mean I support his views, but he was a strong and powerful leader no doubt. And yeah, I have never played a game that had a WW2 era German storyline, so it would be nice to play that.

[Lol8922]

I have to say that is true. Its getting boring as good-shoe American and a unsettling British and a Weird Evil Russian soldiers. At least Call of Duty 3 gived us Canadians and Polish soldiers.

[juniorjabbaccrane62]

@boom11110 you speak the truth

[CL2movies]

nice a girl!!!! i LOVE IT!!!

[0mega7000]

Nipple at 0:48.

[be93lolzy]

sado, did u have a tug over that?

[0mega7000]

Nope, just noticed that.

[MonkeyBarMasters]

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[kengenerals]

i only like the part where she becomes naked and has only panties =D

[ytje]

looks like splinter cell

[OTTOASSAY11]

if any1 knos the music thats on this can they plz send it to me

[JDman9]

it's on the end of the video omg

[cmahn666]

It says at the end of the video, somethin by hollywood undead =(

[Mantetny666]

eh fail

[Exotic47]

why does this game fail, fanboy? oh wait, cause master chief's not in it. shame...

[Mantetny666]

cause it got a really bad score.......

and i dont even play halo.. nice one....

[newbowner]

mirage-requiem. mybrute. com

See if you can beat me.

[Fru1tL00p3d]

WOW Now I Wish I Had Got This Game I Got Riddick Instead

Dumbass At Gamestop Told Me This Game Sucked.

[SpecOpsGrunt]

the shooting sections look fun, but the stealth isn't very appealing to me. maybe i'll rent it.

do i see boobies at 1:06? or is that just a bra lol

[newbowner]

You saw boobs.

[SpecOpsGrunt]

choice.

[cockroachman30]

it kinda reminds me of splinter cell

[ChilledLemons]

hmmm..this is too bad, because the gameplay looks sexy yet awesome. :D D:

[beto4rmtheghetto]

we should fight so this game wont b release!!!

[thezombie65]

she fights half naked?

COUNT ME IN!!

nahh just kidding I would not buy this game if u paid me double what it was worth.

[Uncle5cary]

They should call it Velvet A s s .

[ThaPoopa]

Velvet  Ass-Ass-In

[rubencelebes]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!

yes, ass ass in!

this game looks ass! it has been known by the name they were given!

dont play it!

[pivotkid85]

this game sucks. the trailer makes it look good but its BORING!! and rubbish

[IAmAnimation5]

hmm i might get it i dont know

[captainantlad]

it seems slightly unrealistic with the morphine option

[MannPower]

The idea behind the morphine system is that 95% of the missions occur in the main character's dreams. The explanation is that when she appears restless in her hospital bed / stressed by her visions, a nurse comes and gives her morphine.

[rubencelebes]

yeah, exactly 2 level in 12 level, this game is suckball!!!

i dont like it at all, the ending,,, oh no!!!

[K1LLANGEL666]

it sounds like a ninja game

[PuddlePonders]

Yeah I thought that

[LegendMafia]

Noyhing special in this game

[bronan19]

ALABAMA

[mitchblahman]

what's the point of putting up a game that gets such a low score?

[xkoonzix]

So that dickheads like you dont buy it

[spazgecko]

what the? you call him a dickhead for no reason when he was aksing a perfectly understandable normal question? what do you mena so dickheads like you cant buy it..im guessing you like it and took offense? either way your comment made no sense

[mitchblahman]

that makes no sence whatsoever

and makes you look like an idiot

[JamieUKTA]

Is the song in this Young By Hollywood undead? cause it doesnt sound like the versionn i have but is distinctly that song

[Megido]

I love these videos. Everybody can appreciate honest reviews.

[hommieJMC]

i never thought this wud be good

[ianlolsatyou]

SHIT!

[lukehalo3]

Looks like Spliter Cell gameplay

[Lunchess]

it is.. only crappyer

[xbox360ispwn]

garbage

[mrnuggs420]

this game fails

[petar1945]

shity graphich

[NealTheRealDeal]

figured it was going to be bad

[coltsandersman]

fallout 3, looks like fallout 3

[MyGuruLife]

i actually bought this game, and i've never been so confused... and i've never had such a strong urge to throw myself off a bridge...

[godofcereal666]

not too good

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[Killermonkey5]

i hate it whan games only come out on 360 The 360 has to much games

[yogoeatapoo]

and they have HALO 3 ftw xD

[iman1357]

:(

Muffin

[clak555]

against germans =

10/10

[71077100]

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[LordReaper13]

your right everythink came true

i was scared when you know when i was smiling

[LukeRox177]

kinda boring i guess

[Dark94Flame]

I was interested in this at first. But then I saw the gameplay and realised it would be EXTREMELY repetitive.

[assassingodx]

id expected that game to be bad.

[williamD3138]

looks shite

[crippe1000]

Mostly seems like a pdz with more violence and better graphics :p

[MercsForHire]

....Er...........

[TehCupcakeBandito]

The voice acting is awful :S

[slayerfromabove]

true, no woman could ever imitate Chruchill

[xrick5]

YOUNG HOLLYWOOD UNDEAD

[BazrunStunter]

it sucks

[Bammetje112]

Ive Downloaded it for my pc it has nice graphics :D

[Hallucination01]

it has nice graph...for real..only if u have the specs that is req or the specs that max anything to the game...that's the shit (nvidia 290,i7 core,xp or vista ultimate 64bit :3) this spec will max everygame O.O

[skipskops]

I don't understand how they can say all these bad things and still give a 7 - 8 ish :S

[zerox144]

fail game is fail

[0Antar0]

/agree

[Shoyokid]

kewl assasin creed in world war 2 lol

[EaglesFate]

I'ma wait for Assassins Creed 2 :]

[J03H123]

Same, ive been looking at it for a while and I've seen the main chracter (two hidden blades) :P

Im such a nerd :P

[MercsForHire]

Ye Ezio.

And Da Vince Is In It o_O!

lol Cant Wait.

[J03H123]

Well very creative name to be honest (Italian or Latin for Eagle) Well Done Ubisoft! :P

[XpLiCiTxGaMeRz]

there should be a game were u do actually kill hitler then t bag that weird talking fag id buy that game for sure

[EnSkiva]

....

[railpressureflip]

Hitler was a fag. I dont get how people can like him. I dont see how bullying his own people makes him great. I dont get these people anymore :S

[fredekoollol]

yes he was a fag that almost conquerd all of europe

[ChoppstickzEMS]

accualy, there are speculations that he accualy was Homosexual.

[pimpongbal]

i looks ok... i think im gonna check this out

[bcbird]

1:06 - nude?

[Swoedie]

Lol no that's if you are in morphine-mode :P

[tjickovava]

Think so :S

[ToySoldierX]

If assassins creed an COD:WAW had a baby..... this would be that baby

[rastadabest]

lol

[DeathTheif]

Dude this game is awesome >.> Why didnt they like it? Well I liked splinter cell and it had major trial and error so I guess I got over it

[p1nkfl0yd]

Churchill was such a douchebag.

[duranmalcolmbunn]

he one of the world greatest leaders.but i do agree with your statment somewhat.

[weirldalfan]

screw u churchill was the best primister we ever had

[p1nkfl0yd]

That's not saying much, then. The only reason anyone gives him an ear is because he could give a rousing speech. His policy towards the Irish and the Indians was no different than Hitler's policy towards the Poles, he was a raging anti-Semite; when he was an MP, he voted against women's suffrage; he spent the majority of his years praising Hitler and Mussolini for killing Communists, and he was a failure as a military officer. Name one positive policy that he enacted while in office.

[spazgecko]

Winston Churchill was a good leader..im American but if Britian could survive agaisnt Hitler and his Luftwaffe and push back he couldve have been a good leader..or just the fact that the RAF was kick ass! but yeah thats why leaders are leaders..they make poeple listen..but still you cnat expect people to be saints..even up till the 40's people werent "modern" or "civilized" in how we think..we think were so civlized now? thats what the romans thought. well just get "better" i guess.

[luigi32791]

Radar was the deciding weapon for the British, the Germans underestimated the signifigance of radar.

Also faulty leadership by Goering lead the Luftwaffe to its defeat in britian.

Oh and that line is reserved for awesome drunken politicians like Churchill not some random bitch in a video game.

[ficklefackle]

i wouldnt say it was the faulty leadership of Goering more then it was the mistake of respecting Hitlers orders more. Theres a direct correlation between obedience within the generals of the german armed forces and their combat performance... those who followed his orders failed

[ieatsgoats]

Yeah but we killed a lot of Jews...like a lot. Like an assload, so you know you gotta put that right up there in the win column.

[luigi32791]

Goerring falsy believed that you can bomb a country into submission.

And instead of taking out radar stations and airfields the Luftwaffe focused more on the bombing of london. Also constant production of bombers instead of fighters made the Junkers easy targets for British spitfires.

[WARP10CK]

Yeah after the RAF bombed berlin Goering (fat bastard) decided to send every bomber to ... well bomb london, and since the escort fighters could not follow them because the fighters didnt have enough fuel the bombers were sitting ducks for the RAF.

And goering stilll insisted on sending bombers unprotected over London the RAF must have annihilated several squadrons during this time.

[luigi32791]

Exactly, Goerring focused more on London rather than airfields and radar stations. That would also prove fatal during D-Day, before June 6 even though Hitler and Goerring knew an attack was coming yet they insisted on bombing london instead of British docks and major Allied troop locations in Britian. Even in the end of the war germans still tried to bomb london instead of strategic targets.

[MYPCGames]

oowowowoow wtf is that?

[Gearsfolife]

it doesn't sound like a great game

[LithiumHammer]

sexy lady...

[crazedemoshanker]

YEAH!!! i love young!

[weaponman555]

good think about this game is the trailer music! I love hollywood undead!

[church947]

the ideas have been done.

[Rektek23]

Yea, but Assassin's Creed was GOOD and fairly original. also, @ 0:35 that dude looks like one of the Nazi's from Indiana Jones and the Lost Ark, face melting and everything.

[skullwingsword]

not very encouraging reviews...

[MmSTM]

Machinima is trully dissapointing me, that wasn't even their Review, it was just an overall, based on sites that rate games.

Shame on you, shame on you.

[decimator333]

Female protagonist? WWII? forget it.

[ieatskotchtape]

lol fail

[timothythegreat1]

and set to hollywood undeads "young" ... the game looks like shit tho

[ZIPPIBOY12345]

played this game for an hour then my eyes hurt and killing wasnt realy creative smack on the head with a rifle wow how kooooooooll..... no it not its boring

[aznwoowooo]

so the game sux basically?

[jack037907]

the speech at the beggining was given by churchil

[mspappas]

True, "Young" was the only good thing...

[limulus54]

from what I see in the previews this seems to be mostly about violette's phongy ass.

[StaticSoldiers]

The only thing worth this 1:25 minute long video was hollywood undeads YOUNG!

P.S i would go gay with Charlie Scene